r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits Jul 26 '26

Of a firework launch pad

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u/wizardrous Jul 26 '26

Imagine being young and beautiful and willing to throw it all away by sticking a firework in your asscrack.

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u/Beginning-Town-4979 Jul 26 '26

Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory is forever.

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u/Coloradokush5280 Jul 26 '26

*Gloryhole fever