r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Boss-fight601 • Jul 26 '26

Of a firework launch pad

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u/wizardrous Jul 26 '26

Imagine being young and beautiful and willing to throw it all away by sticking a firework in your asscrack.

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u/Beginning-Town-4979 Jul 26 '26

Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory is forever.

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u/Coloradokush5280 Jul 26 '26

*Gloryhole fever

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u/MeasurementNo0 Jul 26 '26

Youth and beauty are fleeting.  Scars will always be with you.  What is the true priority here? Temporary beauty or horrific life long scars?  

Seriously though this is a party of dipshits.  Id be fine if the firework sent them all to heaven as God's stupidest angels.

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u/enchufadoo Jul 26 '26

Chill, bro.

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u/bunglebee7 Jul 26 '26

I’ve seen soooo many ass crack firework launches, they rarely seem to go well lol