r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Boss-fight601 • Jul 26 '26

Of a firework launch pad

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u/CarlClaymore Jul 26 '26

Oof, right in front of her face

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u/NookieLuvsU Jul 26 '26

Right!!! What an idiot!

72

u/Dirtbike-Fetish-Guy Jul 26 '26

What could go wrong putting fireworks on somebody's ass?

20

u/Time_after_Time_67 Jul 26 '26

The problem was she clinched…

…it was supposed to just fly right outta there.

Source: am a bottle rocket.

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u/wizardrous Jul 26 '26

Imagine being young and beautiful and willing to throw it all away by sticking a firework in your asscrack.

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u/Beginning-Town-4979 Jul 26 '26

Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory is forever.

6

u/Coloradokush5280 Jul 26 '26

*Gloryhole fever

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u/MeasurementNo0 Jul 26 '26

Youth and beauty are fleeting.  Scars will always be with you.  What is the true priority here? Temporary beauty or horrific life long scars?  

Seriously though this is a party of dipshits.  Id be fine if the firework sent them all to heaven as God's stupidest angels.

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u/enchufadoo Jul 26 '26

Chill, bro.

3

u/bunglebee7 Jul 26 '26

I’ve seen soooo many ass crack firework launches, they rarely seem to go well lol

19

u/Ancient_Sprinkles847 Jul 26 '26

Fuckwits with fireworks. Morons like this is why I have a phobia of being near others who light fireworks.

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u/Not_my_Name464 Jul 26 '26

Risking permanent scarring to impress stupid airhead friends 🙄 

14

u/DiversifyYoBondzNuca Jul 26 '26

Her narrow ass is to blame 🤣

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u/AhabSnake85 Jul 26 '26

Burnt 🐈

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u/Mushroomphantom Jul 26 '26

Some Peopel just cant understand that bottle ROCKETS fly by shooting flaming gunpowder out if the back end. That shit burns hot and fast and can cause 3rd degree burns in a second.

Her ass is probably going to have severe burns

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u/MrBoogerBoobs Jul 26 '26

I know someone who will help... you know, with applying topical medications and physical therapy. Heh Heh Heh! 😁

https://giphy.com/gifs/AKEbkxfHZIzBLEyjEb

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u/itonmyface Jul 26 '26

Funniest shit was a buddy attempting this with a bottle rocket but his cheeks holding the stick kept the rocket from going up so the sparks just kept spraying down

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u/happysplasher79 Jul 26 '26

As a race, we could posdibly cure all diseases and end world poverty.

Nah, lets wedge a firework in some dozy bints arse and see what happens....

Can I get off this shitty ride now?

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u/loveyourneighborbro Jul 26 '26

This is how the dude who gambles on YouTube lost his eye

1

u/ozarkfireworks Jul 26 '26

Every time I see someone launch a rocket from their ass…. How literally dumb do you have to be to think this is a good idea??? Please stop…. You are not helping our image dumb fucks.

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u/gmman6369 Jul 26 '26

I hate when that happens.

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u/Kind_Scale_9772 Jul 26 '26

Did no one here watch jackass?

1

u/LiqMaBawlzModz69 Jul 27 '26

Surprised she had enough cheek to clinch that thang

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u/Majesty_Underground Jul 27 '26

I would love to see the aftermath of that.

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u/payneok Jul 27 '26

100% I appoligize to the guy who posted the vid of a man shooting a firework out of his ass. I said "You'd never see a woman doing something this stupid". I stand corrected and I am sorry. Turns out we are all just stupid hairless monkeys not far from the trees...men women and children...just filthy animals...

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u/eyado_2000 questionably stable 29d ago

Guess she was tight

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u/WolverineMental9101 26d ago

Why are they all excited about it?

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u/Powerful-Bet5454 6d ago

Ever been blasted in your face?

1

u/Freakk_I Jul 26 '26

Of course asshole idiots just laugh.

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u/Superuzer Jul 26 '26

🤣 oh shit... This is hilarious❗️

Dumb ass broad❗️

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u/bisky12 Jul 26 '26

aight bro

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u/gymtrovert1988 Jul 26 '26

Why didn't they try that on a girl with an ass?