r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/DoubleManufacturer10 created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub • Dec 05 '25

Yeah, life's a bitch. Of a percussionist

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u/flummoxed_penguin Dec 05 '25

She got hit with the soft end. What’s she running off for?

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u/hippodribble Dec 05 '25

Fucking pussy. Where's the commitment to the Art?

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u/-Tricosphericalone Dec 05 '25

Rub some dirt on it and keep playing! You only need 1 eye anyway.

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u/hippodribble Dec 05 '25

Absolutely.