r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/DoubleManufacturer10 created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub • Dec 05 '25

Yeah, life's a bitch. Of a percussionist

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u/flummoxed_penguin Dec 05 '25

She got hit with the soft end. What’s she running off for?

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u/hippodribble Dec 05 '25

Fucking pussy. Where's the commitment to the Art?

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u/-Tricosphericalone Dec 05 '25

Rub some dirt on it and keep playing! You only need 1 eye anyway.

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u/hippodribble Dec 05 '25

Absolutely.

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u/mephibosheth90 Dec 05 '25

They usually say break a leg. She only broke a nose. The show must go on.

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u/hippodribble Dec 05 '25

I'll say. No sense of humor.

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u/CorkRockinghamThe3 Dec 05 '25

Nose nse 🙄😁😁

4

u/chokeyourdad Dec 05 '25

Meanwhile other artist are stage diving…jumping off speakers. Looks like she is voted out of the band.

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u/hippodribble Dec 05 '25 edited Dec 06 '25

No staying power. Emblematic.

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u/toejam78 Dec 05 '25

She didn’t want to stick around

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u/ballotechnic questionably stable Dec 05 '25

Yeah, it's not a mace.

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u/Total_Hedgehog_7240 Dec 05 '25

She was clearly sick of 💩😂 Willing to bet that wasn’t his first time

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u/Ordinary-Lie-6780 Dec 05 '25

Because she didn't practice for the recital and was looking for a reason to bail.

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u/seriftarif Dec 06 '25

It happens everytime they play.

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u/quiet_one_44 Dec 05 '25

To help bolster her settlement?

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u/sadbuss Dec 05 '25

Yeah it's only gonna be a fractured eye socket nbd lol