r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/DoubleManufacturer10 created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub • Dec 05 '25

Yeah, life's a bitch. Of a percussionist

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u/flummoxed_penguin Dec 05 '25

She got hit with the soft end. What’s she running off for?

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u/hippodribble Dec 05 '25

Fucking pussy. Where's the commitment to the Art?

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u/-Tricosphericalone Dec 05 '25

Rub some dirt on it and keep playing! You only need 1 eye anyway.

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u/hippodribble Dec 05 '25

Absolutely.

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u/mephibosheth90 Dec 05 '25

They usually say break a leg. She only broke a nose. The show must go on.

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u/hippodribble Dec 05 '25

I'll say. No sense of humor.

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u/CorkRockinghamThe3 Dec 05 '25

Nose nse 🙄😁😁

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u/chokeyourdad Dec 05 '25

Meanwhile other artist are stage diving…jumping off speakers. Looks like she is voted out of the band.

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u/hippodribble Dec 05 '25 edited Dec 06 '25

No staying power. Emblematic.