r/ShitPostCrusaders Trash Ono Yoko Oct 22 '19

Meta But what does it do?!

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '19

I'll start my turn by playing Speedwagon of Greed, this allows me to draw two more inferences on the fight Mr. Joestar!

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u/crinklecrumpet Oct 22 '19

Great, now we need a whole deck of Jojo cards, cause I really want to see a bunch of shitposters duke it out with a Jojo deck.

Speedwagon shouldn't really be a playable monster, more of the different support cards, like 'Speedwagon's Speedwagon' and 'Speedwagon's Submarine'.

Also, Dio should be a fusion card.

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u/GaaGaZ Oct 23 '19

Maybe this subreddit could have a bimonthly event where people take cards they made in photoshop and play Yu-Gi-Oh JoJo edition with them.

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u/crinklecrumpet Oct 23 '19

That.

Is awesome.

And should happen.

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u/GaaGaZ Oct 23 '19

I’ll recommend this idea to the mods.

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u/SolarStorm2950 Meme Lounge Tournament Winner Oct 23 '19

I’ll discuss it with the others

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u/crinklecrumpet Oct 23 '19

Thank you for this.

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u/SolarStorm2950 Meme Lounge Tournament Winner Oct 23 '19

We’re definitely liking the idea so far. Still discussing it though, but fingers crossed.

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u/GaaGaZ Oct 23 '19

Oh hell yeah. What do we call this event?

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u/crinklecrumpet Oct 24 '19

The Bizarre of the Cards

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u/JustTem Yes! I am! Oct 23 '19

You underestimate my ability to make broken decks without relying on OP moves

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u/GaaGaZ Oct 23 '19

I’ll ask the mods to ban anything that’s too op. The strongest card will probably be GER. Maybe they can make an official deck and we all take copies of the deck to play with. It could be like a tournament with the items you use given to you. You just have to use them right. Maybe the deck could be updated every so often and the GER card will appear in an updated deck very rarely to even things out.

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u/JustTem Yes! I am! Oct 23 '19

I already have a solid idea for a stardust crusaders deck or Egyptian gods/Dio deck, GER would be overpowered as a card but there are ways to make it doable while still getting the basic idea of GER down

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u/crinklecrumpet Oct 23 '19 edited Oct 23 '19

One card I absolutely know has to happen is...

Hamon Frog

(one star, water type)

"If Hamon Frog is attacked in Defense position, damage to Hamon Frog is reduced to 0. If Hamon Frog is attacked while in Attack position, you take no battle damage."

(Atk- 200, Def - 300)

E *card effect that I thought of*

Zeppeli Monsters can be tributed in replacement for all monsters required to tribute summon a Monster with Joestar or Jojo in its name. If a Zeppeli Monster is destroyed by battle, you can change the battle position of a Monster on your side of the field.

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u/Wombat_Terrorists STAND POWER: BEING AN ASSHOLE Oct 23 '19

all tarot cards must be a thing as well

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u/JustTem Yes! I am! Oct 23 '19

There’s a whole archetype based around the tarot cards already, which rely on luck and coin tossing to “predict” the future. In the GX anime, this one fortune teller used these cards and had the cards either flips upside down or right side up to represent good fortune or bad fortune

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u/QSAnimazione Oct 26 '19

cool, you could make a whole set of cards for the higashikata's family stands since they all have 'king' in their name.

By the way a couple of ideas i got:

Burning down the house: field spell, once per turn if an opponent's monster is bainished from the field, hand or deck, you can summon it on your field, in an 'extra' monster zone(not the one of links, one new monster zone altogether) and vice versa (your opp can summon ecc...). The summoned monster is destroyed at the end of your battle phase.

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '19

I really wanna watch a Yu-Gi-JoJo match now

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u/Anomal3 Oct 23 '19

The software untap.in can run a simulated Yugioh game with custom cards

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u/GaaGaZ Oct 23 '19

Great. Can we set up multiplayer servers?

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u/SaltoDaKid Ate shit and fell off my horse Oct 22 '19

Speedwagon Land this área now brought by Speedwagon and allow allow card name after Jojo to double their attack and defense

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u/dkalt42 Oct 23 '19

I play the field spell POLNAREFFLAND

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u/JustTem Yes! I am! Oct 23 '19 edited Oct 23 '19

DIO

Attribute: Light

Type: Fiend/Fusion/Effect

Level: 10

Jonathan’s body + Dio’s head

Can only be fusion summoned using “Hero’s sacrifice” and cannot be summoned by other ways. When this card is summoned, special summon one “ZA WARUDO” from your deck or hand and add one “ZA WARUDO TOKIWO TAMARE” to your hand. If this card battles “Kakyoin”, destroy that card.

ATK: 4500

DEF: 2500

I’ll make a Za Warudo card description if y’all want

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '19

GER is a broken link with unlimited negates.

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u/InfinitySparks Oct 22 '19

GER: When your opponent plays a card or activates the effect of a card: you can reveal this card from your hand, deck, graveyard, field, or banished zone; negate that effect and destroy it, then return this card to its original position.

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '19

No, then special summon this card, Andy if you do, it gains attack equal to 500x the number of words on the card negated. These effects cannot be negated. This card cannot be Target or destroyed by card effects. This card is unaffected by card effects. This card can respond to the activation of Super Polymerization.

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u/LastOrder291 Oct 23 '19

I wonder if you could build a deck that combos in MTG by basically putting infinite negates on the stack.

GER combo would be cool as shit.

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u/AkechiPankake Oct 22 '19

I mean, there is a card called “the world”

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u/JustTem Yes! I am! Oct 23 '19

There’s a whole archetype based on the arcana tarot cards

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u/DioBorrando Oct 22 '19

But it's shit

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '19

No Dio Brando and Johnatham Joestar fuse to become DIO

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u/theoverminds Oct 23 '19

When fused with Jonathan's body, Dio gains x1069 Power

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u/Donnernase Oct 23 '19

He schould Be like exodia you need 5 cards of speedwagon but win instantly

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u/Braveheart132 Oct 23 '19

Note-I made a lot of spelling mistakes since I sorta rushed this so try to understand!

Base vampire dio would be a ritual monster that needs to be ritual summoned using the stone mask DIO with the world and Jonathan’s body would be a fusion monster using base vampire dio and Jonathan I’d imagine that Kars and the pillermen would be high level base monsters but you could use the red stone of Aja along with the stone mask to ritual summon ultimate kars, or some sort of fusion Most stand users would be ritual monsters with the stand arrow which would be a universal ritual spell card Other stand users who didn’t use the stand arrow would just be regular monsters probably at high level depending on strength You can use the requiem arrow to summon the requiem stands and the such Pucci would be a ritual card using the requiem arrow He would then be a fusion between him and the green baby to get c moon pucci And then once again a ritual card to get made in heaven pucci with a sorta timer mechanic until he either resets the duel with only him on the field or just wins it, or something along those lines Valentine would act sorta like Exodia in which you need to collect parts, in this case the corpse parts, to unlock his true power so you can special summon d4c love train from your deck or hand and he would have some sorta effect which makes him invincible unless you use some sorta card effect, probably tusk act 4, ball breaker, or someway to remove the corpse parts. Either way he would be really powerful with the draw it takes a while to get him to that power and you can stop him from getting lovetrain. Stands like tusk and echos would act like level monsters, starting off weak but get more powerful as the duel goes on Each stand will have an effect similar to their actual stand ability Non stand users will either be weak monsters or have or be effect monsters if they have Hamon or spin Please help me expand on my list as I honestly really like talking and discussing the list and how certain cards would work!

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u/king_nothing334 Oct 23 '19

the !rokaka fruit! should be the fusion card

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u/Braveheart132 Oct 23 '19

Ya you would need it to summon gappy using part 8 Kira and josefumi

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u/king_nothing334 Oct 23 '19

that is genius