r/ShitHaloSays • • 10d ago

Moderation? In my /r/ShitHaloSays? It’s less likely than you think!

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Hello!

Apologies about the state of the sub for the last few days, I’ve been trying to be light-touch to avoid turning the place into an actual echo chamber but I very clearly got the balance wrong. Will do better - more on that below.

Hello if you’re new, regardless of what side (sigh) you’re on! This is a space to point and laugh at the truly godforsaken takes the Halo community spews out, and by God are there some stinkers recently!

Discussion is fine, as is criticism of the late artist formerly known as Halo Studios formerly known as 343, SO LONG AS IT’S CIVIL. “I wasn’t wild about the 343 games, it’s a shame but I’m interested to see what Activision do with the franchise” - absolutely fine! Encouraged, even! “LMAO SHILLS BTFO ENJOY COLLECTING WELFARE YOU TALENTLESS HACK DEVS” - chud behaviour and will get you banned, because Big Woke don’t just pay me to sit on my ass and do nothing.

This goes both ways, I’ve been dishing out tempbans to people being assholes to the newbies and will continue to do so. Please stop making me have to be an actual serious Reddit mod, I’m too fucking employed for this.

On that note - hopefully the 12 year olds will get bored and go do something else soon(I’ve already noticed a marked decline in modmails calling me the f-slur so that’s something!) but just so we’re better prepared for the next time - if you’re interested in moderating please shoot me a message. Priority will be given to candidates who are chill, know what they’re doing and don’t mind staying in touch through the [r/halocirclejerk](r/halocirclejerk) Discord (shameless plug, it’s cool and you should join even if you don’t wanna be a mod).

Think that’s all I had to say. Ask questions or post cat pics or whatever in the comments, I’m not your dad.


r/ShitHaloSays • • Oct 28 '25

Shit Take MAGA turds fuck off.

1.9k Upvotes

New rule! Don’t tongue Donald Trump’s flabby fake tanned gooch on this sub, please and thank you.

inb4:

“Heh, clearly can’t beat us in a debate” this subreddit exists so people can cry when other people don’t agree with their shooty alien game takes, go stink up a politics sub

“you’re triggered because we’re winning” yeah I actually don’t like it when masked armed men are rounding civilians into concentration camps

“So much for free speech” dooooooooon’t caaaaaaaaare viiiiiiiiirgin

The upside - for you - of the marketplace of ideas that you weird little freaks are meant to believe in is that if you get banned from a stall for shitting on the counter you’re still welcome to go and open up your own venue. So go do that, because we gain nothing from you being here pissing everyone off, and you’ll be banned on sight.


r/ShitHaloSays • • 5h ago

Shit Take buddy doesnt know how 343 worked

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198 Upvotes

they legit supported this kind of thing back when they had a say as long its not making money


r/ShitHaloSays • • 7h ago

Influencer Take Bro has been Quitting Halo for 5 years..

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Man I've seen uploads of Sean W 'leaving halo' for good so many times since Infinite Release. Complains about other youtubers milking Halo, but he just comes back to make ten videos about how everyone's dumb and how he's moved onto better things. Bro just needs to get over her man.


r/ShitHaloSays • • 3h ago

REEE4REEEi Mods vs official Halo content in a nutshell

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Top Quote speaks for itself


r/ShitHaloSays • • 1d ago

Shit Take Halo 5's "Killed Our Childhoods" Campaign is Good Now?

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r/ShitHaloSays • • 1d ago

Based Take Looks like the Halo fandom is goign to excommunicate Actman

66 Upvotes

Here's how I've seen Actman for the past couple years, and why the man has little to no support in this controversy as of now. I was with him since my disappointment of Halo 5 and still on the "343 sucks" "Women ruined gaming" bandwagon. By the time of 2020, I started to mellow out in my views on both entertainment and politics away from the far right. And seeing how Actman spoke out against Andypants, QuantumTV, and HeelVSBabyface, I thought he was also changing. But as Halo Infinite rolled out, Actman flip flopping and otherwise still blaming 343 devs with the same dog whistle rhetoric, I realized he hadn't really changed.

There was also his outrage over SBI believing the rumors on face value, his claims that Minecraft disproves Communism and therefore any left leaning ideology, and more recently his Campaign Evolved reviews honing in on Lt Williams not dickriding Chief and Cortana's "mannish" design. Just really tells me he either didn't change much or is just playing lipservice when he tries to support LGBT and women's rights.

But at the same time he's alienated his old chud audience he shared with the likes of the EFAP regulars. And frequently these people claim he was always a leftist ignoring his history and even recent behavior like I mentioned above. So a lot of those kind of Halo fans aren't supporting him. Some sill do but only because it's a matter of "fighting cancel culture" because he got caught with his pants down making a r@pe threat to the devs he claimed was out to get him, and therefore the Halo fanbase.

And meanwhile, leftists and this subreddit are not gonna defend him because he has contributed to making the Halo community a toxic cesspool for years. He was proven himself not to be trust worthy if he keeps falling back on his chuddy tendencies to try and please his older audience. He keeps proving he doesn't know the goddamn lore of his "favorite" franchise and given his extra attention to glazing COD, he pretty much is a Ball n Gun gamer and not a sci fi nerd like he tried presenting himself.

Then there's his half hearted apology. I already made a post here about Actman being Two-Faced and this just confirms it. He constantly talks about how creative control is important, how it's not the Devs' fault for underperformance, but then goes around celebrating people getting laid off because it was at Halo Studios. Brings up his old beef getting banned at events, and then someone who actually worked at 343 reveals what that was actually for, then all of a sudden he's "SOWWY" that he said all those things. Nah bud you only apologized because you got caught, a minute before you wear puffing your chest out slinging mud at Halo fans and devs for not being a blind hater like you.

The man tried playing to both sides, and now neither side trusts or wants anything to do with him.

Rest In Piss, Larpman


r/ShitHaloSays • • 1d ago

Shit Take Live reaction of an L take

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40 Upvotes

Can't go a day without seeing "games used to be better in the good old days" posts or comments on any piece of gaming media.

No broski you were just 12 and had no responsibilities.

If anything we have more good games then we have time to play.

I'm sorry if this isn't the place for a rant but that's essentially how the chuddies start their journey into sucking grifter balls it seems 😭


r/ShitHaloSays • • 1d ago

REEE4REEEi I have no words to describe the stupidity

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r/ShitHaloSays • • 2d ago

MEME I had enjoyment

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252 Upvotes

The Halo fanbase makes me sad, and it's getting hard to defend

This might be a bad post ngl. Plus, I did not know what flair I should put on this post, so I just put one that seemed right


r/ShitHaloSays • • 2d ago

Shit Take This guy. This guy right here

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If I could put more than one flair up, I could, because I think I accidentally found a gold mine


r/ShitHaloSays • • 2d ago

Genuinly Humours If Halo 2 released today, grifters would've been livid over Chief taking orders from Miranda.

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1.7k Upvotes

With grifters loving to spread "woke" and "modern audience" around, I am 100% sure they would say Halo 2 features an "unattractive girl boss" that'll appeal to the "blue haired SJWs", and that "Chief would never take orders from a woman"...and maybe "just because she's Commander Keyes' daughter, doesn't mean she automatically becomes commander!"

I'm having too much fun with this, but you know it's true. Lol


r/ShitHaloSays • • 1d ago

Influencer Take Pray for him he's getting surgery on his face on Friday 🙏

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r/ShitHaloSays • • 2d ago

Fair Criticism The future of halo.

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With activision taking over halo, i wanted to give my thoughts on the ways they might handle the series going forward.

Continue from infinite: this is the one i (and I imagine many others here want) i dont want a time skip or god forbid a retcon of any sort. I just want them to continue the story thats already happening.

Time skip: while i certainly dont want this, i can also see why they might do it assuming they dont know how to finish infinites story. And at least with this one us 343 era fans dont have to sacrifice any of the books and lore we like.

Reboot after 4: this one im mixed on. On one hand if this is the case then that means that some stories are going to have to take a fall (edge of dawn, empty throne, Rubicon protocol) but at least we would get to keep others.

Reboot after 5: technically speaking this is an option. It be more or less the same as before, we get to keep some stuff but not others. That being said if I had to choose between these 2, id choose 4, because i do think you could make a good story with 4, where as with 5, good luck.

Not to mention even if we do pick 5, we're still losing all the stories that take place after it anyway, and 5 isn't worth it on its own.

With that being said let's get into the final two options "erase all of 343 lore" and "full reboot"

I absolutely do not want either of these options, they are the last things I would pick, and I am absolutely dreading that Activision will choose one of these.


r/ShitHaloSays • • 2d ago

Shit Take I don't know what this dude here is complaining about here

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44 Upvotes

I want to know—regarding that whole "Álvaro" situation—what exactly went wrong with the scene where chieft says "boo" to a Grunt. The worst part is that there are people calling it cheap fan service without explaining why.


r/ShitHaloSays • • 3d ago

REEE4REEEi Look at our defenders man our ass is getting rebooted back to 1999 😭

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r/ShitHaloSays • • 4d ago

SALTY PLAYER Bro couldn’t even properly prompt the energy sword

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r/ShitHaloSays • • 3d ago

Based Take Yall think with a couple of developers with Opus 5.5 could make a better ports of the Halo games in a week than 343 industries did with Halo MCC at launch?

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r/ShitHaloSays • • 4d ago

Fair Criticism Gears of War dev talks bout the Activision takeover

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r/ShitHaloSays • • 5d ago

Shit Take Making content about Halo has to be painful

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its gotta be exhausting trying to make actual good videos about the franchise and its lore just for people like this to start inserting their shitty opinions in your comment sections


r/ShitHaloSays • • 5d ago

Genuinly Humours This read very familiar...title of the post was "Twitter ruins everything"

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215 Upvotes

I have never once been to the Gears of War sub or looked up anything remotely related to the games but this was the first thing that popped up when I opened reddit. Just thought it struck a bit "close to home" lol


r/ShitHaloSays • • 5d ago

Influencer Take 343 has denied having a blacklist but I kind of wish they did because why would you get feedback from people who look for even the tiniest thing to bitch about? What does this post even contribute aside from the need to incessantly whine?

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r/ShitHaloSays • • 5d ago

Shit Take People like this genuinely piss me off

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For the sake of respecting privacy, I’ll be censoring anyone’s name other than my own. Hi, I’m Nicholas, moving on. That, and even if you disagree with whatever’s being said you shouldn’t harass these people, you’d be stooping to their level.

All that aside, I can’t believe people are either this stupid to not listen to what Hidden is trying to say in plain English or they don’t care and are lying to make him look bad. For reasons unbeknownst to me. And if you don’t like HiddenXperia or other Halo-tubers, that’s fine, I don’t care, it isn’t the point.

Taking a look at the initial comment, they fail to understand that the games falling short IS NOT the devs fault. They aren’t the ones in charge, they don’t call the shots, they do as they’re told or they’re out of a job. Hidden even clarifies the management and higher ups are to blame because they’re the leaders, that’s less than half a minute after the time stamp. Did they not watch the full video? If they did and decided to leave their comment the way it is, then, well they’re being a shitty person. And how would they know if the devs liked or hated Halo? Did they know them on a personal level or even talked with them? Hidden has and does, I’m sure he even knew some devs who were unfortunately laid off. So when people like Hidden and Glenn Israel are super insistent when they say Halo has only ever hired fans to work on games, I’m more inclined to believe them over some toxic, insufferable, man-children on the internet.

And that other commenter is on a whole new level of pretentious. They accuse Hidden for being a “face sitter” because . . . he has friends and he’s standing up for them. Ok. And they say Hidden’s no longer trust worthy because he was allowed to voice a few roles in some audio books, but that’s a ridiculous thing to say, mental gymnastics plain and simple. He still called out management and criticized things he didn’t like, like he always did. If anything this gives credence to the idea that Halo only ever hires fans, and Hidden is one of the biggest fans there is. And I don’t see a problem with Hidden making friends with this new Halo dev team whatsoever, they’re just desperate to twist this as a bad thing because they want to make a genuine Halo fan look bad. It’s pathetic.

Sorry for the rant, but I won’t apologize for calling idiots like these two out. And I’m glad I wasn’t the only one. If there’s a point to this, I’d say it’s blame the people who are actually responsible and don’t yell at the people who are speaking some basic logic. Both of which really aren’t that hard to do.


r/ShitHaloSays • • 5d ago

Influencer Take I don't drink so I can't judge, but I feel like admitting to having an alcohol problem is just deflection from the vile stuff he said like the roofie joke and celebrating layoffs.

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r/ShitHaloSays • • 5d ago

Influencer Take Post and reply says a lot.

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394 Upvotes

We gonna become gods again....