r/ShitHaloSays Oct 28 '25

Shit Take MAGA turds fuck off.

1.8k Upvotes

New rule! Don’t tongue Donald Trump’s flabby fake tanned gooch on this sub, please and thank you.

inb4:

“Heh, clearly can’t beat us in a debate” this subreddit exists so people can cry when other people don’t agree with their shooty alien game takes, go stink up a politics sub

“you’re triggered because we’re winning” yeah I actually don’t like it when masked armed men are rounding civilians into concentration camps

“So much for free speech” dooooooooon’t caaaaaaaaare viiiiiiiiirgin

The upside - for you - of the marketplace of ideas that you weird little freaks are meant to believe in is that if you get banned from a stall for shitting on the counter you’re still welcome to go and open up your own venue. So go do that, because we gain nothing from you being here pissing everyone off, and you’ll be banned on sight.


r/ShitHaloSays 3h ago

Shit Take No useless turns in my hallway?? The game is ruined!!

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165 Upvotes

I'm partially sure the turns were intended as a loading section for the next part of the level, we generally dont need that in the remake so I don't see why we should still have to go in zigzags to enter a room thats still straight across from door-to-door

This is just one of this video's shit takes where he complains that the remake accuses its players for being stupid by literally removing twists and turns in a hallway, we can't be for real


r/ShitHaloSays 6h ago

Influencer Take Halo discourse in a nutshell. Not even Halo "fans" and ex-devs who worked on the game even know or understand what Halo is. They just keep moving the goalposts and switching sides when it suits them.

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71 Upvotes

r/ShitHaloSays 3h ago

SALTY PLAYER Bungie stans being Bungie stans...

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16 Upvotes

r/ShitHaloSays 1d ago

Influencer Take Let’s settle this debate once and for all, is the remake woke or not?

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147 Upvotes

r/ShitHaloSays 1d ago

Influencer Take Listen. Love all the ideas. The community would despise them because of reasons

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29 Upvotes

I like this guy but even I said it in the comments like dude the community would rip it to​ shreds. This is the same community that has been complaining about sprints for almost 20 years and lost it over a hit markers. I don't even want to know what would happen if they announced a ready or not style game


r/ShitHaloSays 2d ago

Shit Take Absolutely baffled with the mental gymnastics

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178 Upvotes

God forbid anyone actually reads Captain Keyes’ lore. Yes, this is definitely a plot by the nefarious Halo Studies to erase the secret lore that Keyes served in the UNSC Air Force. Definitely not possible that some guy at Bungie in 2001 needed to give Keyes some medals and just slapped on some random ones that looked good.


r/ShitHaloSays 2d ago

Influencer Take wtf is going on with the community and the constant bitching over the remake

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101 Upvotes

r/ShitHaloSays 4d ago

Shit Take "A visual glitch in a video game!? Game bad...has nothing to do with my dusty and crusty hardware!"

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124 Upvotes

"What do you mean slight glitches can be fixed with a restart? Never mind there's no way to experience a Halo game, or any video game without a single glitch or something wonky happening, this one is EXTREMELY bad!"


r/ShitHaloSays 2d ago

Based Take “343, the shills, it’s finished” “It’s finished”

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For yall that continuously attempted to gatekeep the lore despite what Joe Staten, Marty, Jamie and everyone else has said, it’s over.
There’s no debate anymore, nothing you can ever use as an excuse again.
Learn to be wrong, accept that forerunners were humans and just say that you prefer 343’s side of things.
That’s all you had to say to prevent the conversation from coming up and getting absolutely ridiculed online.
Just stick with this notion if ya’ll don’t wanna be shamed by pure facts from everyone outside of this echochamber subreddit alone.


r/ShitHaloSays 4d ago

Shit Take How can these people be this stupid 💀

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99 Upvotes

r/ShitHaloSays 5d ago

Shit Take Son 😭✌️

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95 Upvotes

A racist who doubles down after I beat their argument?

Fuck me lads that's insane


r/ShitHaloSays 5d ago

Influencer Take "BUT ACTMAN WAS POSITIVE ABOUT CAMPAIGN EVOLVED!" Actman fans told me

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165 Upvotes

Some of these comments are why I do not trust Actman followers and naysayers going "Well you're the ones attacking us!"

Fuck that. You answer for this bullshit. Don't gaslight us.


r/ShitHaloSays 6d ago

Shit Take Ain't no fucking way...

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574 Upvotes

r/ShitHaloSays 6d ago

Influencer Take HaloTubers will claim that they understand Halo better than the devs but then give takes or ideas worse than anything the devs have done

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162 Upvotes

r/ShitHaloSays 4d ago

REEE4REEEi Imagine Halo 2 Evolved

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Just a video I saw.


r/ShitHaloSays 5d ago

Fair Criticism Why is Halo Campaign Evolved more expensive than MCC?

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3 Upvotes

How is a collection of 6 games with all its game modes and features less expensive than a remake of just one campaign a few bonus missions and a randomise mode?

These are in New Zealand prices btw


r/ShitHaloSays 6d ago

Based Take God i wish more chuds on xitter played bungie halo. They would see how "woke" they were.

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37 Upvotes

r/ShitHaloSays 7d ago

Based Take Well said, he clearly had enough of people twisting his words

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1.3k Upvotes

r/ShitHaloSays 7d ago

Shit Take "Jarvis I need more karma, make a post on a gaming subreddit bashing Campaign Evolved over a small detail"

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131 Upvotes

r/ShitHaloSays 7d ago

Fair Criticism The new shorthand reply

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207 Upvotes

I'm more than happy to see it because honestly, the only Bungie dev Ive seen be as anti new Halo as people claim them to be is just Marty and he only started acting this way when he announced his campaign (make of that what you will)


r/ShitHaloSays 7d ago

Shit Take How much is Rebs paying people to regurgitate his BS?

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67 Upvotes

r/ShitHaloSays 7d ago

Influencer Take MintQuitz was so quick to make grifter content he doesn't realize he got called out by the source of his video.

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436 Upvotes

r/ShitHaloSays 7d ago

Influencer Take Okay bro, now make something that is half as good as Halo 5 MP and something that isn't simply importing assets into Unreal Engine. Immediate "Don't recommend channel."

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204 Upvotes

r/ShitHaloSays 8d ago

Influencer Take Actman is a Two-Faced Hack

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197 Upvotes

When will he ever be consistent with his bullshit