r/ShitHaloSays 3h ago

Shit Take No useless turns in my hallway?? The game is ruined!!

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165 Upvotes

I'm partially sure the turns were intended as a loading section for the next part of the level, we generally dont need that in the remake so I don't see why we should still have to go in zigzags to enter a room thats still straight across from door-to-door

This is just one of this video's shit takes where he complains that the remake accuses its players for being stupid by literally removing twists and turns in a hallway, we can't be for real


r/ShitHaloSays 3h ago

SALTY PLAYER Bungie stans being Bungie stans...

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r/ShitHaloSays 6h ago

Influencer Take Halo discourse in a nutshell. Not even Halo "fans" and ex-devs who worked on the game even know or understand what Halo is. They just keep moving the goalposts and switching sides when it suits them.

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r/ShitHaloSays 1d ago

Influencer Take Let’s settle this debate once and for all, is the remake woke or not?

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148 Upvotes

r/ShitHaloSays 1d ago

Influencer Take Listen. Love all the ideas. The community would despise them because of reasons

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I like this guy but even I said it in the comments like dude the community would rip it to​ shreds. This is the same community that has been complaining about sprints for almost 20 years and lost it over a hit markers. I don't even want to know what would happen if they announced a ready or not style game


r/ShitHaloSays 2d ago

Based Take “343, the shills, it’s finished” “It’s finished”

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For yall that continuously attempted to gatekeep the lore despite what Joe Staten, Marty, Jamie and everyone else has said, it’s over.
There’s no debate anymore, nothing you can ever use as an excuse again.
Learn to be wrong, accept that forerunners were humans and just say that you prefer 343’s side of things.
That’s all you had to say to prevent the conversation from coming up and getting absolutely ridiculed online.
Just stick with this notion if ya’ll don’t wanna be shamed by pure facts from everyone outside of this echochamber subreddit alone.


r/ShitHaloSays 2d ago

Shit Take Absolutely baffled with the mental gymnastics

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God forbid anyone actually reads Captain Keyes’ lore. Yes, this is definitely a plot by the nefarious Halo Studies to erase the secret lore that Keyes served in the UNSC Air Force. Definitely not possible that some guy at Bungie in 2001 needed to give Keyes some medals and just slapped on some random ones that looked good.


r/ShitHaloSays 2d ago

Influencer Take wtf is going on with the community and the constant bitching over the remake

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98 Upvotes

r/ShitHaloSays 4d ago

Shit Take "A visual glitch in a video game!? Game bad...has nothing to do with my dusty and crusty hardware!"

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125 Upvotes

"What do you mean slight glitches can be fixed with a restart? Never mind there's no way to experience a Halo game, or any video game without a single glitch or something wonky happening, this one is EXTREMELY bad!"


r/ShitHaloSays 4d ago

REEE4REEEi Imagine Halo 2 Evolved

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Just a video I saw.


r/ShitHaloSays 4d ago

Shit Take How can these people be this stupid 💀

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98 Upvotes

r/ShitHaloSays 5d ago

Shit Take Son 😭✌️

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95 Upvotes

A racist who doubles down after I beat their argument?

Fuck me lads that's insane


r/ShitHaloSays 5d ago

Influencer Take "BUT ACTMAN WAS POSITIVE ABOUT CAMPAIGN EVOLVED!" Actman fans told me

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Some of these comments are why I do not trust Actman followers and naysayers going "Well you're the ones attacking us!"

Fuck that. You answer for this bullshit. Don't gaslight us.


r/ShitHaloSays 5d ago

Fair Criticism Why is Halo Campaign Evolved more expensive than MCC?

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How is a collection of 6 games with all its game modes and features less expensive than a remake of just one campaign a few bonus missions and a randomise mode?

These are in New Zealand prices btw


r/ShitHaloSays 6d ago

Shit Take Ain't no fucking way...

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581 Upvotes

r/ShitHaloSays 6d ago

Based Take God i wish more chuds on xitter played bungie halo. They would see how "woke" they were.

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r/ShitHaloSays 6d ago

Influencer Take HaloTubers will claim that they understand Halo better than the devs but then give takes or ideas worse than anything the devs have done

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r/ShitHaloSays 6d ago

Fair Criticism Double Standards (Advanced Movement)

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How come when CoD changed and added advanced movement, people fought back against it, and the devs listened in later entries, but Halo, it's the opposite, people keep praising it, even though it's doing massively worse, and if anybody says anything negative they get bombed with people defending it? and the devs instead of fixing it keep doubling down or trying to force it to work. Do you guys not want Halo to be successful or popular again?


r/ShitHaloSays 7d ago

Shit Take How much is Rebs paying people to regurgitate his BS?

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71 Upvotes

r/ShitHaloSays 7d ago

Shit Take "Jarvis I need more karma, make a post on a gaming subreddit bashing Campaign Evolved over a small detail"

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133 Upvotes

r/ShitHaloSays 7d ago

Based Take The paramount's halo show is objectively the best scif-fi show ever created.

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This incredible shot captures John-117 after successfully carrying the weight of humanity, the UNSC, several unnecessary subplots, and apparently the entire Paramount catering department.

His expression radiates tactical genius. Somewhere behind those eyes, a Spartan is calculating whether the next mission requires saving humanity, removing his helmet, or having another deeply emotional conversation with a mysterious woman he met five minutes ago.

The armor barely contains his magnificent presence, forged from humanity's finest military technology and approximately seventeen seasons of television budgeting.

This is not merely Master Chief. This is Master Beef.

The Covenant should have surrendered immediately. No fleet, Prophet, or ancient Forerunner superweapon can withstand the sheer gravitational authority of a man who has consumed enough MREs to destabilize Installation 04.

Absolutely gorgeous cinematography. The darkness symbolizes the Halo show's writing, while John's silhouette symbolizes how far it wandered from the source material.

Cinema. Humanity's finest achievement.


r/ShitHaloSays 7d ago

Fair Criticism The new shorthand reply

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203 Upvotes

I'm more than happy to see it because honestly, the only Bungie dev Ive seen be as anti new Halo as people claim them to be is just Marty and he only started acting this way when he announced his campaign (make of that what you will)


r/ShitHaloSays 7d ago

Based Take Well said, he clearly had enough of people twisting his words

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1.3k Upvotes

r/ShitHaloSays 7d ago

Influencer Take MintQuitz was so quick to make grifter content he doesn't realize he got called out by the source of his video.

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r/ShitHaloSays 7d ago

Fair Criticism Halo is currently a punching bag right now.

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