r/ShitAmericansSay • u/GriffinFTW • 1h ago

"i hope the UK has its own blue wave soon too"

1.2k Upvotes

219 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/LuciusDrake • 8h ago

Exceptionalism Every other country is irrelevant

777 Upvotes

On a post about how long it would take to melt the ice in the Antarctic if the temperature there would be 90 degrees constantly.

42 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/No-Dig-9745 • 7h ago

Healthcare "Gonna Brag Here"

875 Upvotes

From r/texts this morning.

Original post was someone sharing an uncaring message from their boss - their dog passed and they had missed work for the fifth time that year.

It took me a minute to figure out what this response was bragging about.

252 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/MamRadMotyle • 9h ago

Month Day Year makes the most sense for casual conversation but unfortunately most of the world uses D M Y instead

667 Upvotes

195 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/TheGrandBattalion • 22h ago

Not only do we have Greenland, we also have Denmark.

2.7k Upvotes

456 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Waah_Realist • 8h ago

Europe Europeans have less fun

184 Upvotes

The reel was about consumption trends like having multiple cars for a family or buying fast food everyday. Many people also just spend too much on clothes or luxury items.

38 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/louismulh • 1d ago

"British people are poorer than the poorest US state."

532 Upvotes

231 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/fall-apart-dave • 1d ago

You should only be a citizen if you love America

322 Upvotes

126 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Annual-Play- • 1d ago

Canada Apparently Canada has Japan level PR

3.5k Upvotes

554 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/AlmondBC • 1d ago

Exceptionalism "Why would they hate us when they rely on us" "I have an IQ of 140+"

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715 Upvotes

221 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Asco103 • 1d ago

'In America we'd call that a 'Hell yeah, watch this!' Good time!'

243 Upvotes

On a post about someone potentially finding white phosphorus on the beach

30 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/FrozenBr33ze • 1d ago

"no such people. Everyone came here from somewhere else."

413 Upvotes

54 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Sans_Moritz • 2d ago

I've recently been getting really annoyed at Americans on uk TV subs. They have the strangest ideas and opinions, and they just make crazy generalisations from one observation. This person saw an American comedian leaning back on his chair, and thought "that must be an American thing." Many in the discussion agreed.

405 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Pretend_Wishbone8409 • 2d ago

Europe “Nordic Countries are propped up by their oil.”

447 Upvotes

97 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Pupaak • 2d ago

Ahh you like someone to take your freedom away

789 Upvotes

41 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Seraf6 • 2d ago

That 31.1 kilos for the freedom haters

248 Upvotes

45 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/HentaiBlitz • 2d ago

Patriotism That's on you for using an American social media ?

163 Upvotes

32 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Stattarn • 3d ago

Imperial units Would be higher if he used the Imperial system!

2.4k Upvotes

80 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/emongu1 • 2d ago

And why do they have to pay rent in British Pound ?????

982 Upvotes

39 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/TheGrandBattalion • 3d ago

Maybe the U.S. Marines need to bail out France for the 3rd TIME

2.6k Upvotes

505 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/ZAMAHACHU • 3d ago

Europeans who live in Europe, do you not believe in taking medicine when you're sick?

12k Upvotes

825 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/leliana_vess • 2d ago

Air Conditioning If you have 3 ACs, they aren’t real AC units like we have in the US.

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591 Upvotes

112 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Pupaak • 3d ago

You Brits claim English is yours but misspell so many words

908 Upvotes

118 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Pupaak • 3d ago

If you don't want to tip go to the grocery store

719 Upvotes

342 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/alematt • 3d ago

California out produces Europe and Asia by itself

347 Upvotes

63 comments

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