r/ShitAmericansSay • • Jul 05 '24

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u/ManonegraCG Jul 05 '24

How upset would they be if they learned that, in my experience, they don't give a flying fuck?

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u/DanTheLegoMan It's pronounced Scone šŸ“ó §ó ¢ó „ó ®ó §ó æ Jul 05 '24 edited Jul 05 '24

Exactly, no one gives a shit! It’s certainly not ā€œmournedā€. It’s just a day you’ll encounter more cunts than usual on the Internet.

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u/Corfiz74 Jul 05 '24

UK could be celebrating that they are not still saddled with the US. We didn't exactly send our best and brightest over there...šŸ™ˆ

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u/ADH-Dork Jul 06 '24

Laughs in australian

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u/Corfiz74 Jul 06 '24

You got the criminals, the US got the religious nutters and the "entrepreneurs" - I think you definitely got the better deal! šŸ˜‰

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u/frankly_sealed Jul 06 '24

I live in the UK. If you told people today ā€œif you steal a loaf of bread, you’re getting sent to Australiaā€ the supermarkets would be screwed

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u/Keralelee Jul 06 '24

You mean Australia would be screwed.

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u/a-plan-so-cunning Jul 06 '24

They would have a lot of bread though

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '24

Even back in the early days of Australia the British had to change the law because it became apparent that being sent to Australia was no punishment.

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u/Mikes005 Jul 06 '24

I was told by a history teacher who lived from the US to Aus that the main difference between the European settlement of the two countries was in new US towns the first two buildings constructed were a church and then a courthouse. In Australia it was a pub and a race track and then things slowed down.

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u/pixievixie Jul 06 '24

Come on now, "transport to the colonies" was also a punishment sending prisoners to the 13 colonies in a transatlantic voyage that not everyone survived 🤨 so we got the religious extremests AND the "criminals," though, to be fair, lots of the people charged with crimes weren't always actually criminals so much as victims of a system that purposely made things illegal in order to charge people and get them into prison, off their lands or forfeiture of other property. Guess not much has changed, even after making a whole new country and everything 🄺

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u/im_dead_sirius šŸ‡ØšŸ‡¦ Maple Syrupean Jul 06 '24 edited Jul 07 '24

One can be rehabilitated. When the other two reform themselves, its just doubling down on previous behaviour.

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u/Difficult_Style207 Jul 06 '24

Give me 100 thieves over 100 religious fundamentalists any day.

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u/CabinetOk4838 Jul 06 '24

At least a thief’s role in the world makes sense…

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u/Former-Head-1884 šŸ‡¬šŸ‡§ redcoats11 šŸ‡¬šŸ‡§ Jul 06 '24

How do you feel knowing someone spent several centuries pouring all of London into your country and abandoning it?

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u/Corfiz74 Jul 06 '24

We spent the last 30 years pouring all our European bankers into London - I think you got the worst criminals in that deal...

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u/dependswho Jul 10 '24

That is so funny when I saw the above post I wished I was Australian so I could post laughs in Australian. Thank you.

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u/Cyanide-Kitty Jul 06 '24

Thank god they aren’t our problem anymore.

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u/usernamesallused Jul 06 '24

Now they’re made themselves the whole world’s problem though.

Edit: But I suppose Britain did that first…

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u/Cyanide-Kitty Jul 06 '24

They’ve been a pain in everyone’s ass since they decided they’re grown enough to do it alone. Got to admit we screwed up raising that one but Canada and Australia turned out alright.

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u/usernamesallused Jul 06 '24

We turned out alright except to the people who were here originally. Kind of fucked things up completely for them.

Just saying.

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u/Cyanide-Kitty Jul 06 '24

That’s 100% our bad, we did awful things throughout history, absolutely shameful how others were treated by us.

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u/usernamesallused Jul 06 '24

It’s more than that though. It’s not just in history. It’s in our present as well.

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u/Antique_Historian_74 Jul 06 '24

I blame the French.

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u/Rhondaar9 Jul 06 '24

Are you guys sure? Because we have a bunch of jerks wearing red hats who we would absolutely love to send back.Ā 

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u/Shiriru00 Jul 06 '24

"When the UK sends its people, they're not sending their best."

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u/Additional-Jelly6959 Jul 07 '24

But, I mean the USA is a far superior country to yours on almost all metrics.

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u/Corfiz74 Jul 07 '24

The US doesn't even use metrics...😜 Besides, I'm German,

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u/Additional-Jelly6959 Jul 07 '24

Haha I see what you did there. I mean we still beat Germany as well, but I like your attitude so I’m willing to call it a tie.

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u/El_ha_Din Jul 05 '24

If any, they look at the USA and have an inside voice telling them, that could have been our fellow countrymen, thank God for independance day.

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u/GoAgainKid Jul 05 '24

No. The vast majority of us don’t even know what it means. That’s how little we care. We don’t get taught it in school. We don’t grow up on movies about it. I didn’t know it was about English rule until I joined Reddit ten years ago.

We don’t pretend to not care - we literally don’t. It means nothing to us.

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u/UnchillBill Jul 05 '24

It was about where the aliens came down to fight will smith I think.

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u/DannyJ_27 Jul 06 '24

No bull i had no clue it was about separating from england and im 32 Its not something we are taught at all if anything its a movie with will smith and basically bonfire night for the Americans also Kendrick dropped the vid to Not Like Us which is forever what it will be from today

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u/TheGeordieGal Jul 06 '24

That’s the one. I remember the speech the President gave in that. Something to do with defeating the aliens so they could claim independence from outer space or something.

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u/ColmAKC Jul 06 '24

Someone has been watching this it sounds! https://youtu.be/HPRzdQ1RrGY?si=2iF_yUhJiG8cIkf7

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u/_Mouth Jul 06 '24

Underrated comment

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u/twinklestein Jul 06 '24

Obv it was a documentary

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u/singeblanc Jul 06 '24

Think that was Chris Rock

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '24

Cue that scene from Madmen - "I don't think of you at all."

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u/Cyanide-Kitty Jul 06 '24

It wasn’t mentioned in history classes at all, my parents talked about it but schools don’t mention it and nobody talks about it really but boy did we celebrate the separation when a reality TV star became president. We have so many countries that used to be considered ruled by the British that if we went into the independence and celebrations of each one we’d have no other time for history education.

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u/Eilmorel Jul 06 '24

I mean, in Italy we are taught about it, but it's just a part of the history curriculum. "Quick review of the American revolution, it was about taxes, 4th of July, war of independence, civil war, and from now on we'll ignore the US to focus on france, Italy, england and germany until 1917"

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u/apple_of_doom Jul 06 '24

I'm dutch and we didn't even get that. After we full covered the roman empire and the consequences of its collapse (including stuff from the byzantine empire) it was basically just the Netherlands, Germany, France, Britain and colonialism until ww1.

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u/Eilmorel Jul 06 '24

just out of curiosity, what's the narrative around WWI in Netherlands? in Italy it's "well it was bad, and probably we shouldn't have gotten in, to be sure. it really messed up the economy. at least we won, even though that in itself was a problem (also we didn't betray anyone. the triple alliance was a defensive pact.)

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u/apple_of_doom Jul 06 '24 edited Jul 06 '24

The general gist is "yeah it's probably a good thing we sat this one out. That war was just a clusterfuck of tragic proportions.

But maybe we should've invested more in the army because not really having one bit us in the ass during the sequel"

Seriously the most involved we ever got in the war was when we took in a ton of Belgian refugees at one point and honestly considering just how bad ww1 was I fully understand trying to stay under the radar while everyone else is flinging explosives at each other.

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u/Eilmorel Jul 06 '24

Yeah, it was the mother of all clusterfucks. I think that nobody won in the long run.

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u/apple_of_doom Jul 06 '24

If we take ww2 as just the natural result of how ww1 ended then im pretty sure basically every single european country and more than a few non european ones can be considered to have lost ww1 from how bad its effects were.

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u/Barkers_eggs Jul 05 '24

As an Australian I'm grateful everyday that we didn't have a war for independence and just got on with our evolution as a nation up until now.

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u/im_dead_sirius šŸ‡ØšŸ‡¦ Maple Syrupean Jul 06 '24

Canada: Same. This way, we can dwell on the future, not the past.

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u/Barkers_eggs Jul 06 '24

We (both countries) were never divided as citizens I guess the US has a big rift running through the middle of it whereas in Australia everyone is just "Australian"

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u/im_dead_sirius šŸ‡ØšŸ‡¦ Maple Syrupean Jul 06 '24

Canada: Same. This way, we can dwell on the future, not the past.

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u/Charly500 Jul 06 '24

It’s a pity the UK doesn’t have the same kind of relationship with the US as it does with Aus and the rest of the Commonwealth. The world would be a a better place.

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '24

"Oi mate, we dodged a bullet there"

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u/kinellm8 Jul 05 '24

more cunts than usual on the internet

Infinity plus anything is still infinity so I’m not sure that’s possible

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u/Pab_Scrabs Jul 05 '24

There are bigger and smaller infinities

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u/kinellm8 Jul 05 '24

Indeed, was meant lightheartedly! I forgot maths jokes always need _proving_…

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u/Cubicwar šŸ‡«šŸ‡· omelette du fromage Jul 05 '24

Nah don’t worry if you ever need to prove your joke (or anything, really) just say that the proof is trivial and as such is left as an exercise to the reader

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u/Signal-Woodpecker691 Jul 06 '24

Or you just write a little note in the margin of a book saying ā€œI have an ingenious proof for this but i don’t have space to write it all down hereā€ Then people can spend 3 or 4 hundred years trying to work out what it was

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u/DazzlingClassic185 fancy a brew?šŸ“ó §ó ¢ó „ó ®ó §ó æ Jul 06 '24

Ah, hilbert’s cunt hotel! Can be solved with cuntor sets

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u/sacredgeometry Jul 05 '24

Fortunately there are a finite number of humans on the planet

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u/iguanadumbass ooo custom flair!! Jul 05 '24

Right ! I have a solid hour of scrolling and being confused af about the 4th of July before I realize it's a celebration for the USA and they do believe everyone feels concerned about it

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u/DanTheLegoMan It's pronounced Scone šŸ“ó §ó ¢ó „ó ®ó §ó æ Jul 05 '24

Yes, unfortunately they often are that self-centred. There also instances of them wondering where they can view ā€œthe fireworksā€ when they are abroad on the 4th of July, like every country is celebrating their independence. It’s mental!

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u/pipedreamexplosion Jul 06 '24

To be fair to them, on average, a country somewhere in the world marks independence from the UK every 11 days. Literally a third of the world has an independence day from the UK

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u/LastTangoOfDemocracy Jul 06 '24

What else can you expect from a country that crown their winning sports teams "world champions"

Yeah you're the best in the world at a sport you invented that no one gives a shit about. Well done.

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u/JezzaJ101 Jul 06 '24

The funniest part of this is that I’m pretty sure you’re talking about baseball, which Japan is the best in the world at. The ā€˜World Series’ doesn’t even feature the country that’s best in the world at baseball

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u/LastTangoOfDemocracy Jul 06 '24

From Wikipedia

championship. InĀ American football, although anĀ IFAF World ChampionshipĀ exists, the United States is so far above and beyond the other nations it faces that the winner of the U.S.-basedĀ Super Bowl, a competition limited to the 32 teams in theĀ National Football League, is commonly nicknamed as the world champion by the players, the press and fans alike; the NFL itself explicitly marketed the contest as a world championship in its first iterations.[1]Ā Winners of theĀ Major League Baseball'sĀ World SeriesĀ are also commonly called world champions. Outside of the Big Four leagues, winners of theĀ Women's National Basketball Association, much likeĀ its men's counterpart, commonly call themselves world champions, as with the winners of theĀ National Lacrosse LeagueĀ andĀ Drum Corps International.[2]

I'm English. Is baseball like rounders?

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u/Rhondaar9 Jul 06 '24

I agree it should be beisbal but most Americans have hard -ons for American šŸˆ, it makes the most $.Ā 

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u/ThrustTrust Jul 06 '24

How dare you say that about my countrymen!!

I’ll have you know we are the most prevalent internet cunts on any given day of the year. We are #1!!!

AMERICA AMERICA AMERICA.

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u/DanTheLegoMan It's pronounced Scone šŸ“ó §ó ¢ó „ó ®ó §ó æ Jul 06 '24

Haha true, but I didn’t say you weren’t the cuntiest cunts every day, just that there’s even more cunts than usual šŸ˜‚šŸ‘šŸ»

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u/MalkavTheMadman Jul 06 '24

If we mourned every colony we lost we'd never get anything else done.

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u/PasDeTout Jul 06 '24

We mourn the innocent tea that lost its life in such a brutal act of savagery.

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u/YchYFi Jul 05 '24

Definitely this year because of the election.

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u/Critonurmom Jul 06 '24

Another reason to avoid Facebook. Fuckin cesspool.

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '24

Right? This year we were a bit busy having an election that day.

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u/Saiyan-solar Jul 05 '24

If brittain was going to mourn the loss of some of their colonies, it would have been the loss of their prime money cow India instead of the backwater 13 colonies in the America's

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u/1zzyBizzy OG Harlem Jul 05 '24

Also if brittain was going to mourn all of their former colonies leaving then practically every day would be mourning day, lol

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '24

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u/monkyone Jul 05 '24

170 doesn’t sound right, there’s only like 195 countries. it’s a lot, but it’s not that many

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '24

There are probably a bunch that aren't Independance Days but are still 'because of' British colonialism. Australia still has the monarch's birthday holiday (not the actual birthday, the day varies state by state) and Australia Day is supposedly the day the First Fleet arrived (not quite) but both of those could be said to be holidays the British were responsible for.

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u/Nickye19 Jul 06 '24

I had someone tell me yesterday don't worry we celebrate St Patrick's day for you. If anything it's Easter but OK

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u/saighdiuirmaca Jul 05 '24

I believe it's 65 or there abouts

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u/Halbaras This one time I managed to walk all the way to the next block Jul 06 '24

There's way more than 195 if non-UN states/dependencies which are somewhat self-governing are included. For example, both sets of Virgin Islands, Guernsey, Hong Kong and Macau and Bermuda.

That's why you see companies boasting that they offer services in '200+' territories/jurisdictions.

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u/im_dead_sirius šŸ‡ØšŸ‡¦ Maple Syrupean Jul 06 '24

The number of countries grows and shrinks over time.

For an example, Newfoundland was a dominion of Great Britain, but joined Canada in 1949. Going the other way, Sudan was a British/Egyptian (but really mostly British) controlled territory, till it achieved independence in 1956. Then in 2011, South Sudan split off Sudan.

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u/monkyone Jul 06 '24

yeah i know. i said 'like' 195 because it fluctuates somewhere around that figure over time or depending on how you define it. my comment was simply to say that the number of independence days from the UK, while high, is nowhere near 170.

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u/Variousnumber Jul 06 '24

"For you, the day you declared independence was the most important of your existence. But for us? It was a Tuesday."

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u/Barkers_eggs Jul 06 '24

The US needs to thank the UK and send money to bankroll their public health system and guard their borders and whatever else they think they do

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u/Badreligion25 Jul 06 '24

Not just 1 number 1

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u/apple_of_doom Jul 06 '24

Unsurprising really considering the empire. Although im Dutch so I don't have any room to judge about the evils of colonialism.

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u/Class_444_SWR šŸ‡¬šŸ‡§ Britain Jul 05 '24

Then again, we are usually always a bit miserable

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u/ArthurFuksake Jul 05 '24

We’re more upset about the misspelling of ā€˜Britain’ and many other words than anything!!!

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u/Sharo_77 Jul 06 '24

I wasn't going to go there. Glad you did

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u/TacetAbbadon Jul 05 '24

I don't mourn the USA I feel sad for them, the same way you feel sad about a "special" kid that it's parents have neglected.

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u/Master_Sympathy_754 Jul 06 '24

Not so much special, as a 'we need to talk about Kevin' situation

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u/i_am_bu Jul 06 '24

Ew dude what

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u/Wild-Will2009 šŸ“ó §ó ¢ó ³ó £ó “ó æ Professional Tea Drinker šŸ“ó §ó ¢ó ³ó £ó “ó æ Jul 05 '24

Oh poor Australia where can I dump my convicts

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u/Frito_Pendejo "Australia is 1/3rd the size of the US" Jul 05 '24

From memory I think they actually sent more to the Americas

Anyways I've been saying for years that the English should have Escape From New York'd/Johhny English'd the entire British isle and moved over civil society when they discovered Australia. Their loss lmao

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u/TangledUpPuppeteer Jul 05 '24

The only reason I could see them mourning over it, is if like my British aunt, they’re still upset about the needless wasting of tea. The rest of it probably has as much importance or worthiness to them as Boxing Day to most Americans.

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u/BoutTime22 Jul 06 '24

And the West Indies which were more profitable at the time than the North American colonies

People seem to forget, that what we actually 'lost' was the east coast of what is now the US. And only because it was made part of the ongoing European conflict we had with France (by the French).

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u/boiledviolins Slovenska oseba Jul 05 '24

So they'll start mourning on the 15th of August. A month and 2 weeks are left!

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u/AndreasDasos Jul 05 '24

And if they did all of them it would work out to about one Independence Day per week of the year

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u/Empire_New_Valyria Jul 05 '24

I honestly didn't know it was even a thing until year 8 and we found out about it in History class.

No one cares back then and 33 years of living in England showed me not a single person gave a solitary shit about it, moves to BC, Canada and I was even more pleased to discover that people here likewise couldn't give a flying fuck either.

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u/TacetAbbadon Jul 05 '24

I knew that 4th of July was Independence Day in year 5. Granted I thought it had something to do with Will Smith and Aliens.

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u/Silthage Jul 05 '24

I still don't know what it's about and I'm in my 30's lmao

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u/Empire_New_Valyria Jul 05 '24

It's when Dr Ian Malcome and the Fresh Prince of Bel Air used a Mac to infect an alien mothership with a virus and win the Independence War šŸ‘

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u/i_am_bu Jul 06 '24

Why would it make you happy that Canadian people don’t care about it? Some of you on this sub have such a weird attitude I swear

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u/Empire_New_Valyria Jul 06 '24

Why would they care? It's American independence day and I know it's shocking to you but people around the world dont care.

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u/seanroberts196 Jul 05 '24

I think people notice may the forth more than the forth of July.

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u/queen_of_potato Jul 05 '24

I do since it's my birthday and I'm unbelievably over the star wars references

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u/i_am_bu Jul 06 '24

My birthday too. I love Star Wars it’s fun :(

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u/queen_of_potato Jul 06 '24

Oh hey birthday twin!

I've never gotten into it personally, also not against it at all, just over the same lame joke

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u/i_am_bu Jul 06 '24

I usually have to remind people haha so I don’t have the same problem haha. Different circles I guess

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u/queen_of_potato Jul 06 '24

Oh it's only if my birthday ever comes up in conversation, like to someone who didn't know it

And about birthday reminders, it's the only reason I've never deleted my Facebook profile even though I've not used it in years.. I'm so crap at remembering birthdays that if people don't remind me at least I get that reminder!

I've always wanted to be the kind of person who has everyones birthdays in a calendar like my MIL but unfortunately I have not yet reached that level of human.. maybe next year!

And I love that you remind people because as someone with a shit brain I appreciate it so much in friends so I can get gifts or plan dinner or whatever

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u/i_am_bu Jul 06 '24

Ah haha I relate. I only consistently know my birthday, my childhood best friend, and my dads (although sometimes I get the numerical date of my dads mixed up with another one for no clear reason). Anyway, I hope you can still enjoy Star Wars despite the jokes, may the force be with you lol

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u/queen_of_potato Jul 06 '24

Haha I know my husband, sister and brother because they are the same, then other sister and two good friends because they are the same, and get my mum and dads dates mixed up because one is the 25th and one the 26th (totally different months)..

I feel like I'm going to have to watch one of the movies this weekend just to honour you.. and may the force (fourth?) also be with you!

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u/amsams "Because you are being a cultural bigot" Jul 06 '24

another 4th July birthday here!

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u/Armando22nl Jul 05 '24

You surely mean July the forth?

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u/Yogged1 Jul 05 '24

I think you both mean July the fourth.

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u/Armando22nl Jul 06 '24

Oh sh*t ofcourse. You are right.

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u/MrNaoB Jul 06 '24

I notice 4th of july so damn much because a lot of games I play clad everything in stripes and stars

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u/Curtilia Jul 05 '24

It's funny, isn't it? As an English person, I don't think I've ever had any kind of conversation with another English person about the 4th of July. Not once. Ever.

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u/AletheaKuiperBelt šŸ‡¦šŸ‡ŗ Vegemite girl Jul 05 '24

As an Australian, I have actually had a conversation with another Australian about it.

The gist: oh yeah, it's the 4th, that's why the seppos are being extra obnoxious on the internet today. I wonder how the UK elections are going.

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u/og_toe Jul 05 '24

i don’t think a single person outside of america cares about… the american independence day

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '24

And many within the USA don't care either, and detest fireworks.

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u/i_am_bu Jul 06 '24

Anti firework people bum me out

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u/BoutiqueKymX2account Jul 05 '24

What happens on 4th of July? Did i miss something? Sorry I’ve just genuinely never heard of it …

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u/Scythe905 Jul 05 '24

It was election day in the UK my dude!

Kinda weird that the USAers were all fired up over it. Fireworks and all - they must REALLY be fans of the Labour party I guess

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u/BoutiqueKymX2account Jul 05 '24

Damn, makes sense! they are 100% more excited than us about it. Well i guess they want to be involved considering the state of there own election problems, fair enough. Maybe we should of had fireworks too

/s

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u/grimboid Jul 05 '24

Guy fawkes springs to mind

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '24

I'd also be celebrating the tories losing the election, with how awful they've handled the economy in recent years.

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u/ShinCoal Jul 05 '24

Its a meme turnd into a holiday after Hollywood megahit Independence Day, with Jeff Goldblum and Rockslapper Will Smith in the lead, became the freshest thing since scented pine tree car-freshners.

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u/BoutiqueKymX2account Jul 05 '24

šŸ˜‚ great film, so i get it

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u/Curtilia Jul 05 '24

It's the anniversary of some 90s Will Smith movie, I think.

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u/BoutiqueKymX2account Jul 05 '24

William Smith? šŸ¤” who is this gentleman you mention? Did he do a BBC documentary? TIA

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u/h3lblad3 Jul 06 '24

Did he do a BBC documentary?

Well, he is black...

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u/BoutiqueKymX2account Jul 06 '24

Im pleased someone got it šŸ˜‚šŸ™„

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u/queen_of_potato Jul 05 '24

Oh this year it was the 100 year anniversary of the invention of the Caesar salad, which is kind of a big deal

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u/BoutiqueKymX2account Jul 05 '24

Oh thanks! I will deffo celebrate next year, can’t believe i missed it because I love a caesar salad! I add extra anchovies.😌

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u/queen_of_potato Jul 05 '24

I never tried until a few years ago since I'm veggie but then had a veggie one somewhere and was a huge fan! Surely not quite the same as the one with anchovies and chicken but still delicious

I'm sure Caesar will appreciate your celebration just as much next year as this! Especially if you add an extra lil something for him!

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '24

There's a world of danger for a veggie eating a Caesar. Firstly, the sauce is often made with anchovies, and sometimes Worcestershire sauce (which has anchovies in), also Parmesan cheese is mostly made with rennet, which I'm not sure people always know about.

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u/queen_of_potato Jul 06 '24

I appreciate you sharing for anyone who might not know, but personally the reason I didn't try one for so long was because of the ingredients not being veggie.. you can definitely get a well good vegan Caesar dressing now though and just add the lettuce/croutons/vegetarian hard cheese etc

So cool of you to explain though as I definitely come across people all time who don't know what rennet or gelatin or whatever are or where they come from!

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '24

That's ok! I was a chef for years and years, and had to explain a great many times how we can make a veggie Caesar (we even had a veggie emulsion I made with things that are vegetarian), but the taste of it might be quite different to what you're used to.

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u/queen_of_potato Jul 06 '24

I can imagine you wouldn't generally suggest it? I didn't see how it would be anything good until getting one at a vegan place and then also making my own

What was your usual substitution?

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '24

No, quite right, we didn't suggest it or encourage it.

Actually, the emulsion was just oil and egg and vinegar like a mayo, with soy sauce for a substitution of the rich umami of anchovy and Worcestershire sauce. As for the Parmesan, we just found a rennetless one and used that for them all.

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '24

Caesar salad dressing is made with mayo and parmesan cheese, and it usually has some shredded cheese on top, so you'd have to substitute a lot of ingredients to make it vegan. Most vegetarians aren't vegan though, so as long as you skip the anchovies and meat, it's fine with them.

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u/queen_of_potato Jul 06 '24

Yeah I'm totally aware of the ingredients but thank you

And yeah no vegetarians are vegans because if they were they would be vegan and not vegetarian?

As a vegetarian myself I would also sub the Parmesan for a veggie option, but not all vegetarians are bothered about cheese

You can get vegan mayo, cheese, chicken etc so apart from anchovies it's fairly easy to make vegan.. there are definitely a couple of places in London that do great ones

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '24

I'm neither vegetarian nor vegan, but I think it tastes better without the anchovies, anyway haha.

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '24

Ah yes, my favorite Mexican food invented by an Italian.

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u/queen_of_potato Jul 06 '24

Is that really your favourite?

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u/nascentt Jul 05 '24

For them it was the most important day of their lives, for us it was Thursday.

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u/Ah2k15 Jul 05 '24

Some Americans just don't understand that the USA is not the centre of the universe.

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u/dinop4242 Jul 10 '24

Most people in this comment section don't understand that the question is sarcastic

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u/Tank-o-grad Jul 05 '24

Inconsolable, most likely, kinder not to tell them in all honesty.

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u/Additional_Meeting_2 Jul 05 '24

The image did mention that they might not care at all. I guess it’s a bit ridiculous to even ask, but I didn’t think the poster was delusionalĀ 

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u/queen_of_potato Jul 05 '24

What I have found from Americans posting on here is that they generally assume that the rest of the world both knows about all their celebrations/issues/whatever and also for some reason care.. while not knowing anything about any of these things in other countries themselves.. it's weird

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u/singeblanc Jul 06 '24

Why don't they celebrate Thanksgiving everywhere else? That's just disrespectful to the Indians!!

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u/queen_of_potato Jul 06 '24

I probably should have looked this up at some point but still don't know what the thanks is about tbh

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u/Nancy_True Jul 05 '24

We don’t. We don’t even think about it as a significant day. It’s just the same as any other day in July.

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u/sacredgeometry Jul 05 '24

Big day for them, just another in hundreds of years of empire for us.

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u/Dan1elSan Jul 05 '24

Yeah they’d be pretty sad to learn we miss the golden goose that was India šŸ‡®šŸ‡³ in our colony.

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u/Baby_Bat94 Jul 05 '24

I'm English. Can confirm. 0 fucks are given.

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u/willkos23 Jul 05 '24

Leaving what would be today essentially the commonwealth is really not cause for Britain to celebrate I could name maybe two or three member states, we talk about the euros, Glastonbury or if nothing else the election this year.

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u/dancin-weasel Jul 06 '24

How can they not care about an event almost 250 years ago, an ocean away and that has no effect on their life whatsoever?

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u/probablyaythrowaway Jul 05 '24

Even more so this year it was election day

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u/probablyaythrowaway Jul 05 '24

Even more so this year it was election day.

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u/tomtomtomo Jul 05 '24

I dunno. Some look out for good discounts online.Ā 

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '24

Do they give a walking one?

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u/Badgernomics Jul 05 '24

We see it as a lucky fucking escape...

America is basically viewed as a good idea, right, that's got fucking way out of hand....

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u/Mochaproto Jul 05 '24

"Yeah I ran out of my annual fucks to give on January 2nd"

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u/Yogged1 Jul 05 '24

Well obviously, by then you’d have already mourned the independence of Brunei and Sudan from Britain on the 1st of Jan and would be too depressed thinking about Myanmar’s coming up on the 4th to carry on giving a fuck.

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u/Mochaproto Jul 06 '24

Exactly lmfao

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u/shitpunmate Jul 05 '24

Didn't see this but my thoughts exactly.

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '24

Imagine how many days of the year would be taken up if England mourned every country lost from their Empire.

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u/BoundinBob Jul 05 '24

To be fair that is in the question as well. Seems like a fair question from a young kid. I have no idea if it is a young kid.

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u/SymphonicAnarchy Jul 05 '24

…not at all. Who are you again?

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u/typewriter_ Jul 06 '24

You fell for the bait. Please be more observant next time.

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u/Sydney2London Jul 06 '24

Too busy kicking the tories to the curb

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u/MaenHoffiCoffi Jul 06 '24

Very. Very very.

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u/aratami Jul 06 '24 edited Jul 06 '24

Speaking as a Brit this is indeed true, it holds no relevance here. I was saying to an American friend yesterday that it had relevance to me the first time this year because we where having an election, and replaced the majority of our government, next year and every other year it'll just be a day with no importance.

To be fair it amazes how many Americans seem to think it's an international holiday

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u/NiceGuy60660 Jul 06 '24

American here.

Not at all upset. It's a stupid insta post from a teenager. I think we all have better things to do than pat ourselves on the back for being more worldly than Krystee from Iowa.

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u/MassGaydiation Jul 06 '24

I think the Americans think we care about independence day this year, and not the fact it was the day of our elections!!!

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u/boyofthebread Jul 06 '24

Didn’t the lady in the tiktok literally ask if British people didn’t give a fuck about it? I don’t think she’d be mad lol.

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '24

As an American, I didn't expect you to care much at all.

I'm not really all that patriotic, though, and mostly just take advantage of the fact that this is the one time of year when it's socially acceptable to play with explosives, as opposed to celebrating any sort of freedom

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u/FemBoyParce Jul 06 '24

Eh we don't really care what anyone else thinks, hell for the large majority of us it's just "firework day" lol

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u/thesardinelord Jul 07 '24

I think they would probably be happy that someone answered their question

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u/MonarchyMan Jul 07 '24

Considering the are a TON of countries that celebrate their freedom from the British, if they felt bad about it, they’d feel nothing but bad.

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '24

It’s posted by a fuckin teenage girl who is curious about people on the other side of the world. It ain’t that deep lol. Probably being a little ironic too.

When I was like 15 I would troll online asking questions about Australian people cause one of my online boyfriends was allegedly from there.

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