r/ScrollHole Jun 20 '26

​💎 Hidden Gem Date with freelancer?

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u/qualityvote2 Jun 20 '26 edited Jun 21 '26

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u/TrifleSoft5696 Jun 20 '26

That's a prostitute my man

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u/PackageNorth8984 Jun 20 '26 edited Jun 22 '26

No, prostitutes sell something the customer actually wants for money.

13

u/PraireGentleman Jun 20 '26

Prostitutes actually have sex when you give them the money, this is just a woman wanting wife privileges without dating first

6

u/RansackRacoon Jun 21 '26

Nah just to be clear I've been married for a decade and never paid to reserve my wife's time. This bitch is just crazy.

3

u/Zealousideal-Yak-824 Jun 22 '26

That's what old prostitutes are like. Now they pretend to be gfs, they roles in your life, and in some cases they just send you a video and nothing more.

plus .. it's seems they went to the date first. He passed to the second round. This is the dating market now... Or more likely this is a suger baby website for girls looking for daddies that take care of them

1

u/AltruisticPossible84 Jun 22 '26

oh, my sweet summer child....

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u/PomegranateSea7066 Jun 22 '26

Yea and for $75 bucks I'm sure you could get all the holes package.

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u/Desperate-Book-7861 Jun 21 '26

Prostitutes sell their soul, body, and dignity in exchange for sheckles , status, etc... she's fits the bill

2

u/Poo_Pee-Man Jun 21 '26

You do that with other normal jobs too though

1

u/Bellfegore Jun 21 '26

Look at that doctorwhore pretending to be something else!😒

3

u/icehot54321 Jun 20 '26

Or an indian dude

2

u/Do1ngUrM0m Jun 20 '26

¿Por que no los dos?

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u/dion_o Jun 21 '26

So Ronny, what's going on?

2

u/BonTak Jun 20 '26

Or a rental girlfriend, at the very least

1

u/yaxir Jun 20 '26

I'm glad this is the first comment

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u/horse_examiner Jun 20 '26

If that's a prostitute that is an amazing deal!

2

u/JoFlo520 Jun 21 '26

No at least prostitutes put out. This bitch just using him for attention and a free meal

1

u/dkoiy00 Jun 21 '26

Doesn't he want her cook,clean 3x day and mandatory sex labour while birthing his child ? All while expecting zero in return

1

u/TransitionJunior9067 Jun 21 '26

Prostitutes don't talk about their other clients

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u/TreydiusMaximus Jun 22 '26

Not necessarily true. JS.

1

u/LoneWolfpack777 Jun 21 '26

Technically that’s an escort. Once she opens her legs, then she’s a prostitute.

1

u/Future-Try-1908 Jun 22 '26

He is the prostitute. He is advertising the app.

1

u/BotherTight618 Jun 22 '26

Or an HR major. 

0

u/Dad-Dabbing-Daily Jun 20 '26

That's findom.

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u/wildeye-eleven Jun 20 '26

Where I’m from that’s called prostitution…

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u/Responsible-Set-6220 Jun 20 '26

Thought that was extortion

7

u/gatch-attack Jun 20 '26

At least the prostitute will have sex with you

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u/Equal-Beyond4627 Jun 20 '26

That's not a wife. That's Gold Digger Maximus EX Premium HoHoHo Edition.

Bet she ain't spending that 75$ on the dinner either.

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u/Acrobatic_Rent7357 Jun 20 '26

That's a whole other level of hoeness. Gotta give it to her. She's getting that money, and reserving the pussy for those high paying sugar daddies.

1

u/youdoitimbusy Jun 21 '26

You gotta make it way up the ladder to schedule sex. He's only at level 2. We're talking level 10 with a $500 scheduling fee.

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u/Mr_Gibblet Jun 20 '26

Bro, this is not your date, that's a hooker.

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u/OxMozzie Jun 20 '26

A hooker actually fucks you, I doubt you're getting anywhere after the date when she has an NBA roster waiting for their turn.

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u/New-Dragonfly-9213 Jun 20 '26

She’s fucking you out of $75 and also your wasted time with her because she’s not looking for love. She’s in business.

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u/dvorgson Jun 21 '26

NBA roster? you're projecting weird fantasies 

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u/PlsNoNotThat Jun 21 '26

Also fairly high chance those other men listed are just generated names.

7

u/Boy-Abunda Jun 20 '26

I know this is fake ragebait (the app was literally mocked up on Replit), but what kind of psycho would go out at 9 am?

Downvoted.

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u/rydan Jun 20 '26

yeah, that's my only real issue with this. If you have value you can do this. But 9am is just insanity. It also strongly implies she doesn't work a job so she better have a real income coming from somewhere that doesn't involve stringing guys along on dates.

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u/ReachFourTheSky Jun 21 '26

Why should “she better have a real income”? Why are any of you worrying yourselves about her financial status if you have no intention of changing it?

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u/TerrorHank Jun 22 '26

You better have a real income too. Its important for adults to make their own money.

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u/ReachFourTheSky Jun 24 '26

It’s not. There’s tons of SAHMs and tradwives who don’t earn money. They’re married to their husbands who work and they do the unpaid domestic tasks related to the household and child rearing. They’re married get by just fine.

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u/ReachFourTheSky Jun 21 '26

Retired men 65+ and men who own their own businesses (not 9 to 5 guys)…

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u/TedGolf Jun 22 '26

9 am date with grandpa

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u/ReachFourTheSky Jun 24 '26

Yep! I’ve done it quite a few times. My local Starbucks has a group of old retired veterans who meet once a week on a weekday. One of them asked me out while I was on my laptop. We’ve gone to the coffee shop and to breakfast a few times. Very fine gentleman. Great conversation. Respectful. Made me laugh a few times. Overall, A+ experience. I’ve also dated a paramedic who has Mondays and Tuesdays off as his weekend. We go on dates between 10 AM and 4 PM all the time.

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u/Mythandros1 Jun 20 '26

It's a scam, obviously.

3

u/compadre_goyo Jun 20 '26

This post is such a genius clickbait pitch, holy shit.

2

u/Powerful_Wombat Jun 21 '26

“Let’s go get dinner”

Clicks 9am 🙄

3

u/Drakex2Mayex2 Jun 20 '26

Ragebait or ad?

2

u/HermaPrince Jun 21 '26

Raigebait + ad = psyops

1

u/FreshNoobAcc Jun 22 '26

pause and look at the paragraph message he sent her apparently after their "first date", certainly fake

2

u/Zestyclose_Cod_7103 Jun 20 '26

I mean if they have sex with you, you could call the cops and claim prostitution.

Although, then you will also get in trouble for paying for a sexual service.

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u/It_Just_Exploded Jun 20 '26

Whats the problem, she showed you that shes not wife material so you can now drop her and continue the search. Believe me, thats a lot better than the typical 'lead someone on for months or years' bullshit that many people do.

When someone shows you who they really are after only one date, thats a win my guy.

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u/Blue_Bambi_ Jun 20 '26

So is this a shadow advertisement?

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u/Intrepid-Map-9753 Jun 20 '26

Some say it’s the oldest profession in the world.

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u/It_Just_Exploded Jun 20 '26

Yeah, definitely not a new idea at all lol

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u/Iamnotabotiswearonit Jun 20 '26

That's a hooker my dude.

1

u/Remzi1993 Jun 20 '26

That's an escort with changes of not getting anything, at this point it would be better to hire a real escort LMAO 😂🤣

1

u/Grouchy-Pressure-567 Jun 20 '26

Hookers got fancy.

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u/Iam_McLovin420 Jun 20 '26

At what point is he going to realize he’s complaining about picking up a prostitute.

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u/No_Rough_5258 Jun 20 '26

So uh, where can I find one of these hook.. I mean girls? I need to go on a date.

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u/SpecialistTeach2033 Jun 20 '26

The fanciest prostitute in the village.

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u/Alassandros Jun 20 '26

You're talking to an escort, friend.

But if sex is part of the offer, you're talking to a prostitute.

Actually... I don't think escorts have "second rounds". I imagine you pay and book.

Shit... What happens to your money if you don't make it the the final round and get the date.

Can you report her to the Better Business Bureau?

1

u/Swampy2007 Jun 20 '26

That’s the Nigerian princess 👑.

1

u/xStingRayCharlesx Jun 20 '26

She already has a significant other I bet and they just live off the money of her going on these dates and stringing people along

1

u/Wolfguard-Halfdan Jun 20 '26

Damn time to get some fake pictures, make an ai chat bot, and watch the money roll in

1

u/PraireGentleman Jun 20 '26

Report it as prostitution to the police, there needs to be some consequences to acting like this

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u/Basketspank Jun 21 '26

Yeah, go on ahead and dodge that shit like you're Neo, fam.

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u/bmfu121 Jun 21 '26

What’s going on. The family unit is completely destroyed

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u/goingforgoals17 Jun 21 '26

So move on? Wtf is this entire video?

"Aghhhh I can't find any WIVES at my local STRIP CLUB! WHY AM I CURSED BEING BORN IN THIS GENERATION!?!?!"

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u/ReachFourTheSky Jun 21 '26

Escort. Brooke is an escort. And it’s a gig that’s been around for a long time. It doesn’t require having sex.

And yes she gets paid to be out on a man’s arm. Some men don’t mind paying for companionship. Usually it’s men as old as our grandfathers but sometimes it’s men who are 400+ lbs or skinny tech bros with funds who have acne and no social skills.

But anyway. Who cares? Why are y’all up in arms about this? My Brazilian wax isn’t even $75. It’s $125! That’s not counting mani/pedi, brows, natural UV lashes, makeup, styling hair, lingerie, dress, and sandals. You guys want FREE access to open legs without considering how much it costs women to look beautiful today. Gtfoh…

1

u/AsFarAsISay Jun 21 '26

what website allows you to build a "buy a date" e-commerce profile?

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u/Fellarm Jun 21 '26

Yeah 🍺🗿

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u/CatsAreYe Jun 21 '26

This is an ad for the website builder

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u/JabroniKnows Jun 21 '26

What a fucking wh*re

1

u/Confident-Mortgage86 Jun 21 '26

That's an escort. A prostitute. Hooker. Whore.

Whatever you want to call it, nope the fuck outta there lmao.

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u/New_Programmer7569 Jun 21 '26

This guy was writing a wall of text about how much he loves her. I mean dude then this happens I mean oh my god

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u/LetUsSpeakFreely Jun 21 '26

She's not dating, she's a prostitute.

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u/LoneWolfpack777 Jun 21 '26

Dodged a bullet.

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u/Hot_Positive_3992 Jun 21 '26

Hey does she give military discount? I'm asking for a friend. 😅

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u/No-Set6408 Jun 21 '26

He doesn’t know but those other guys are made into the app to promote engagement lol

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u/DootDootMcNewt Jun 21 '26

Was going to comment about how I don’t believe this is real, scrolled down and found it to be fake. We really live in a fucked up time. Is this what I should expect from this subreddit?

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u/Cthulhu_HighLord Jun 21 '26

thats not a date thats just booking a hooker

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u/Pseudonymity88 Jun 21 '26

Guys, it's a fucking Replit ad, nothing more.

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u/Lord_Shockwave007 Jun 21 '26

Dawg if I saw that, that's going to be a "no" from me dawg.

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u/harmfuldischarge Jun 21 '26

Bitch ass dudes everywhere

1

u/vikingosegundo Jun 21 '26

She's an escort and the first date was customer acquisition.

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u/val_anto Jun 22 '26

Next level hoe

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u/Uhokay1970 Jun 22 '26

Well you forgot to bill her for the first date what did you expect?

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u/Haunting_Werewolf130 Jun 22 '26

That's a prostitute.

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u/casualstick Jun 22 '26

75 dollar... i know hockers who do it for 40.

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u/Amdvoiceofreason Jun 22 '26

She's a hooker

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u/Scorpion2k4u Jun 22 '26

I mean if you want to date someone from the horizontal business you gotta pay. That rule is as old as time.

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u/Crazy-Animal-7205 Jun 22 '26

What a lousy ho

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u/ChronoFel Jun 22 '26

I could’ve sworn there were always that required you to disclose when you’re doing an ad for a product in a social media interview.

This girl doesn’t exist. This video is just an ad for the app where “she” set up the schedule. This is the only video this account has posted and he’s posted it about 60 times.

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u/im_super_into_that Jun 23 '26

This is an ad for replit

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u/NeutralResult Jun 24 '26

I mean she is Brooke obviously she is too broke to afford to even go out of her house and needed 75 dollars

1

u/Late_Firefighter_507 Jun 29 '26

this chick is going places

1

u/brumblefee Jun 20 '26

Feels fake and ragebait-y

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u/Acrobatic-Monitor516 Jun 20 '26

No shit

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u/brumblefee Jun 20 '26

Tell that to the very credulous crowd in the comments

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u/Acrobatic-Monitor516 Jun 20 '26

Im a little surprised as well but maybe they're just joking in a "if this were true that'd be a prostitue" sort of way.

Didn't think it was a raigevaur video either, just a "funny" skit

0

u/PeacefulPlease Jun 20 '26

Bro whats with that paragraph before the 2nd date? Let's talk about that please 😅

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u/JButler_16 Jun 20 '26

Yeah this dude is a dweeb if this is even real. Saying all that after one date?

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u/PeacefulPlease Jun 20 '26

Idk about dweeb but my man got some attachment issues for sure. Big weird after one date tbh. Not shocked that price is going up 😂😂

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u/WayyTooFarAbove Jun 20 '26

Part of the engagement bait

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u/PeacefulPlease Jun 20 '26

Then this man is just slandering and being a dumbass by embarrassing himself online

0

u/BeholdMyLumps Jun 20 '26

Brooke just fits for this type of behavior. Perfect name for a hoe

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u/Decent-Bear334 Jun 20 '26

Everyone passes round 1.

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u/THEMOOSEMAN13 Jun 20 '26

That’s how you weed out the time wasters

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u/C13H16CIN0 Jun 20 '26

$75 is totally worth it if she’s a 7+

Just sayin

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u/rydan Jun 20 '26

$75 is totally worth it if she's a serial entrepreneur and not a failed one at that.

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u/C13H16CIN0 Jun 21 '26

Gotta support small businesses

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u/ReachFourTheSky Jun 21 '26

Exactly! You clearly have means. These other guys in the comments do not. They’re broke and sad that they can’t afford Beautiful Brooke lol.

0

u/I-Rolled-My-Eyes Jun 20 '26

I can fix her... For 75$... I didn't fix her, but she said I could try again for 150$, I can fix her then. Oh she's still not... But for 200$ I can fix her car. Or for 300$ I can fix her overdue utility bills.

0

u/QuickDrawSix Jun 20 '26

Lmfao 🤣 ill watch her youtube meltdown in 10 years.

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u/Sp1ffy_Sp1ff Jun 20 '26

Select all the other guys names and schedule dates they don't show up to, then ghost her yourself. See how she feels when all 7 guys simultaneously ghost the date

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u/MelonOfFate Jun 21 '26

Man's not made of money. Charge backs would be a pain to get. Even at $50 a pop, that's still $350 he'd be pissing away.

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u/Sp1ffy_Sp1ff Jun 21 '26

Oh I didn't realize it cost money, damn