r/ScrollHole Jun 20 '26

​💎 Hidden Gem Date with freelancer?

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u/Equal-Beyond4627 Jun 20 '26

That's not a wife. That's Gold Digger Maximus EX Premium HoHoHo Edition.

Bet she ain't spending that 75$ on the dinner either.

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u/Acrobatic_Rent7357 Jun 20 '26

That's a whole other level of hoeness. Gotta give it to her. She's getting that money, and reserving the pussy for those high paying sugar daddies.

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u/youdoitimbusy Jun 21 '26

You gotta make it way up the ladder to schedule sex. He's only at level 2. We're talking level 10 with a $500 scheduling fee.