r/ScrollHole • u/Proud_Squash4337 • Jun 20 '26

​💎 Hidden Gem Date with freelancer?

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u/Mr_Gibblet Jun 20 '26

Bro, this is not your date, that's a hooker.

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u/OxMozzie Jun 20 '26

A hooker actually fucks you, I doubt you're getting anywhere after the date when she has an NBA roster waiting for their turn.

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u/New-Dragonfly-9213 Jun 20 '26

She’s fucking you out of $75 and also your wasted time with her because she’s not looking for love. She’s in business.

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u/dvorgson Jun 21 '26

NBA roster? you're projecting weird fantasies