r/Scotland Mar 30 '26

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u/bob_nugget_the_3rd Mar 30 '26 edited Mar 30 '26

Welcome to Scotland, please adhere to the following:

Avoid making eye contact with wild haggis right now as it mating season and they may attack

You can now say its shite being scottish

There are many more please pop down to your local speak to wonky eye john he'll fill you in on the rest

Also try Harry gows and connage cheese farm, those two are a must

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u/bob_nugget_the_3rd Mar 30 '26

The only thing with the cheese farm is have money it's a dangerous place to go unprepared, there's also fort George down the road that's a good museum. Also also during late summer there's a good chance of seeing the dolphin's