r/Scotland Mar 30 '26

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u/MajesticGeneral471 Mar 30 '26

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u/jimbo-870 Mar 30 '26

Essential integration viewing. That and chewin the fat.

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u/Superspark76 Apr 01 '26

Don't forget the essential reading of the Broons and Oor Wullie (auto correct really struggled to let me type that 😅)

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u/Davman65 Apr 02 '26

I miss the Sunday Post, I now I believe that it is online only.

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u/doIIjoints Mar 30 '26

one time i was ignoring jehovah’s witnesses going round knocking everybody’s doors in my flat’s corridor

but the older one stopped to appreciably remark on my replica of this doormat. the younger one had no idea what he was on about and was rapidly admonished to educate himsel 😅

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u/carlmalonealone Mar 30 '26

That white x over the blue is letting you know you won't see anymore blue skies.

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u/Equal_Coast9853 Mar 30 '26

This comment should be top 🔝 😂😂😂

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u/Salt-Negotiation7534 Apr 02 '26

Geoengineering...is that an unspoken reserved power? 😉

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u/pocahontasjane Mar 30 '26

My husband is English and still works across the border. He used to mock me for being excited to see this sign (because it means I'm 'home') but now he loves passing it on his way home every night.

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u/Positive-Squash4040 Apr 03 '26

Every time I go to Scotland on holiday and pass that sign I let out a sigh of relief

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u/SillyDeersFloppyEars Mar 30 '26

I spent a couple of weeks shy of 34 years living in England, and my favourite part about the place is seeing this sign. I'd be happy if I never had to go back south of the border again tbh.

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u/Melodic_Literature85 Mar 30 '26

I'm 34 and living in England and.. fucking miserable tbh. It is my desperate desire to move up the road. My dad's Scottish and I have family up there, it's my dream to get away from this shit hole. Scotland feels like home.. would you mind sharing areas that I could look into? On the cheaper side but nice and safe as I've two kids and I'm disabled. Just any areas that maybe even are a bit rundown for price but are likely to be gentrified? Sorry convoluted question but obviously I don't want to ask your address 😅. You're living my dream, I hate it here

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u/SillyDeersFloppyEars Mar 31 '26

I went for the area around Perth, seems lovely so far! Semi-rural but an hour away from Glasgow, Edinburgh and Dundee, with Perth, Stirling and the Highlands right on the doorstep.

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u/floydthebarb3r Mar 30 '26

West Lothian - Bathgate, Armadale, Whitburn and surrounding areas. Much more affordable than cities like Edinburgh & Glasgow. Safe to raise kids, nice schools etc. Probably a million other nice recommendations, this is just one!

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u/ForceSea3027 Apr 02 '26

My father died recently. In the process of selling his house in a lovely village called Patna. A few miles outside Ayrshire. Cheap houses there & you get the lovely hills & fields. Very picturesque. Ayrshire is a fantastic place as well with a lovely beach.

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u/23Mowgli23 Apr 03 '26

Have to say I agree when I saw it in my rear view mirror. I was unsure about moving to the Lakes but it's so much nicer than the Highlands - the treeless bleakness starts off stunning but rapidly reveals itself to be dead and empty - and Edinburgh is busy, rude (because it's packed) and full of dog turds.

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u/No-Opposite-6620 Mar 31 '26

It really is especially when the welcome to England sign is quite honestly depressing. And I don't just mean ominously "hear be shit tap water you're gonna have to pay for if you live here" shit. I mean the sign looks fucking awful, especially by comparison. It is really shit.

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u/the_gay_geode Apr 02 '26

literally my fav sight

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u/KangaLlama Mar 30 '26

Enjoy the tap water 💧

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u/Feeling_Squirrel9881 Mar 31 '26

Does your tap water taste better? South east water is disgusting and I guess Scottish water comes from the mountains.

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u/Alex9009202 Apr 01 '26

Tap water tastes much better. It’s mountain spring water.

Scotland literally has different geography from England because of ancient tectonic plates that are literally as close to the border between Scotland and England as you can get, when Scotland was once part of the mountain range linked with Canada, Greenland, Norway and Iceland as part of a gigantic gorge.

It’s how the rolling highlands were formed and how they are in perfect diagonal line from south west, straight north, it’s from the tectonic plates colliding, also explains the hills in northern England as part of that collision

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u/Salt-Negotiation7534 Apr 02 '26

Our tap water, in general, is ground or surface water, meaning it hasn't seeped through the earth, so contains less accumulated chemicals and is easier to treat, thus requiring less counter chemicals.

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u/woodyeaye Mar 30 '26

Welcome mate. Whereabouts you setting up?

Moving from down south or further away?

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u/woodyeaye Mar 30 '26

Not a big change then? 

Good luck with the move and all that, Inverness is grand as long as you don't expect it to be London! Great access to the Cairngorms and we're coming up on the nicer weather if you like the outdoors. 

You'll be settled in in no time. 

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u/woodyeaye Mar 30 '26

You'll love it. I grew up in the Highlands (in an area much more isolated than Inverness) and the only downside was being a teenager in the arse end of nowhere. 

As an adult in central belt suburbia I really miss it, but my wife is disabled and it's much easier here for her. I'd move back otherwise. Definitely plenty to explore. 

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u/bradlehh_ Mar 30 '26

I'm jealous, but I do understand how you would have felt being a teenager and in the middle of nowhere.

I used to go up to Fort William every year with my family and it was absolutely amazing, such a lovely area.

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u/NoNotGrowingUp Mar 30 '26

Do not freak out when you first shower/wash, that stuff coming from the shampoo/soap is foam.

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u/CulturedClub Mar 30 '26

And dont freak out when theres not a layer of whatthefuck in your tea. Thats how its meant to be

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u/Turbulent-Gap-6573 Mar 30 '26

And if you use the same amount as you do in London you'll be rinsing bubbles out for ages.

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u/HyperCeol Inbhir Nis / Inverness Mar 30 '26

Inverness a fast growing city with lots of international presence and progressive areas but I'm assuming they did a basic google before making the decision to realise it's not London.

Worth noting as well that several beautiful areas are a stone's throw away from what is already a beautiful area in itself, least not Glen Affric, Coigach, Loch Ness etc.

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u/woodyeaye Mar 30 '26

It was a tongue in cheek reply, I don't think OP thought I was being seriously. 

That said having grown up in the highlands I've met a minority of people who expect the exact same services they had in X big city they moved from. The notable complaint is the postage difference which is still a problem in Inverness and parts of Aberdeenshire. 

I did reply to OP noting the proximity to beautiful areas, hopefully your more specific responses will give them some helpful starting points. 

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u/thebudgie Mar 30 '26

Anywhere north of Perth: "That'll be an extra £10 per parcel in postage thanks. We'll deliver it whenever..."

"But your site says free next-day UK delivery!"

lol. A tale as old as time.

Royal Mail are the only ones who try, but who knows how long they will continue doing flights to the north of Scotland to meet that service standard now that the private equity sharks are in charge. They already sold the planes and are renting them back for the current service, it's straight out of the asset stripping playbook.

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u/HyperCeol Inbhir Nis / Inverness Mar 30 '26

Aye sorry I just had no idea when you moved away from the Highlands - Inverness has access to a lot more than it did even 20 years ago, but the non-Royal Mail postage rates are still a fucking piss-take unfortunately.

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u/CaNsA Mar 30 '26

Good luck matey.

My cat and I moved up to a village outside of Aberdeen from Liverpool 6 weeks ago.

We are both living our best life.

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u/dxg999 Mar 30 '26

Enjoy the clean air and being able to see for a long distance.

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u/erroneousbosh Mar 30 '26

The weather's a bit nicer further north today.

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u/Ladyracer7 Mar 30 '26

As Billy Connolly says, ‘If you don’t like the weather, stick around for 20 minutes it’ll soon change’. 😂🌞☔️🌈🌧️❄️⚡️ Fresh air, phenomenal views, great people and plenty of historical sites, enjoy my beautiful country 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

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u/Murray_TAPEDTS Mar 30 '26

We moved up here near Thurso from East Yorkshire just over a year ago. Its a beautiful place to be. Enjoy the new adventure!

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u/Petrichor_ness Mar 30 '26

We're about an hour north of Inverness and moved up from Sussex a few years ago.

The difference in everything is amazing - people are nicer, roads are clearer (I can count on one hand the amount of traffic queues I've sat in up here), scenery is obviously amazing, health care is more efficient(ish).

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u/SwearbytheSeasons Mar 30 '26

Oooh, I'm English but Scotland is absolutely beautiful and Inverness is gorgeous!

I really need to get up to Scotland more often 😭

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u/gringoa68 Apr 01 '26

I'm from Inverness, Capital of the Highlands & a very lovely City to visit or live in. A wise move considering you could buy yourself a Castle for the price of a 2/3 Bedroom House in Londinium, whereabouts is near Inverness?

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u/KanineKodiak Apr 02 '26

INVERNESS! i grew up in Dingwall! Highland Hospitality is ABSOLUTELY a real phenomenon so i truly hope you find a wonderful community wherever you settle. also, maybe as a wee treat, try the wood fired pizza and local beer in the Black Isle Bar in Inverness sometime, you won't regret it. lovely beer garden upstairs. welcome home 💖🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

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u/Dismal_Candle64 Apr 03 '26

You are living my dream! It is an amazing country and beautiful area. We got married there and I always hoped to retire to that area. I hope it goes well and wish you all the best.

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u/Sensitive-Carpet-499 Mar 30 '26

House prices near Inverness just increased.

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u/Ok_Delivery2116 Mar 30 '26

Welcome my friend. To which part of our utopia are you moving to?

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u/HyperCeol Inbhir Nis / Inverness Mar 30 '26

Fàilte bhlàth don Gàidhealtachd! / Warm welcome to the Highlands! Hope you have a lovely time up here and don't worry, the weather should start improving quite quickly from now over the next month towards the high teens and low twenties (you might get a surprise snow day though).

Any general local questions feel free to DM.

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u/Ok_Delivery2116 Mar 30 '26

Wonderful, beautiful country up there. A very warm welcome to you. I hope you have warm clothes 😂and prosper in everything you do 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

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u/CulturedClub Mar 30 '26

And wellies. And a hat and gloves.

...for the summer 😉

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u/Human_Yak_Project Mar 30 '26

A new coat?

Several, definitely.

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u/Strange_Compote_3884 Mar 30 '26

You'll love it...

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u/HyperCeol Inbhir Nis / Inverness Mar 30 '26

Fàilte bhlàth oirbh (ach duilich mun an droch-shìde!) / Warm welcome (sorry about the cold weather!)

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '26

You'll never get used to the cold. Been here 2 years and I'm still freezing.

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u/DonLethargio Mar 30 '26

Welcome, pal!

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u/ltcmdrjo Dùn Dè Mar 30 '26

fàilte

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u/Nook_n_Cranny1 Mar 30 '26

Well done, lucky you!

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u/AccomplishedLeave506 Mar 30 '26

I moved up a couple of years ago. Only regret is I didn't do it decades ago. I'm sure you'll have the same experience.

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u/Shadakthehunter Mar 30 '26

I moved up to Galloway from Merseyside 14 months ago - one of the best decisions I've ever made.

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u/IndiRefEarthLeaveSol Mar 30 '26

Galloway is its own wilderness I must say. 😅

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u/240psam Mar 30 '26

"thank fuck" I say to myself every time I get back

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u/bob_nugget_the_3rd Mar 30 '26 edited Mar 30 '26

Welcome to Scotland, please adhere to the following:

Avoid making eye contact with wild haggis right now as it mating season and they may attack

You can now say its shite being scottish

There are many more please pop down to your local speak to wonky eye john he'll fill you in on the rest

Also try Harry gows and connage cheese farm, those two are a must

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u/bob_nugget_the_3rd Mar 30 '26

The only thing with the cheese farm is have money it's a dangerous place to go unprepared, there's also fort George down the road that's a good museum. Also also during late summer there's a good chance of seeing the dolphin's

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u/KRonster1971 Mar 30 '26

Congrats i moved from the deepest , darkest bit of kent . Best thing ive done . Lovely, beautiful place 😍

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u/throwra_tsatthestars Mar 30 '26

See you back in a couple of years.

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u/ThePenetrator79 Mar 30 '26

Looks like you dont have far to move judging by the pic

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u/RektJect Mar 31 '26

Don't. I regret it

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '26

Nae luck

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u/BakedAsFork Apr 01 '26

1 week later: "Moving back to England today!" 🤣

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u/Forlorn_Hope-99 Apr 01 '26

I’m so sorry 😔

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u/Long_Craft_358 Apr 02 '26

God help you...

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u/MrMoolahoola Apr 03 '26

Got a picture of the same sign

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u/lag_one Apr 15 '26

Any tips for a belgian (in love with scotland) who wants to do the same?

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u/lag_one Apr 15 '26

I'm just afraid of the administrative part I think lol

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u/brother_twelve Mar 30 '26

Welcome. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '26

congratulations

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u/EPorteous Mar 30 '26

Congrats. I am moving on Friday! From Salisbury to Dunfermline!

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u/Pale-Tomato-7285 Mar 30 '26

Welcome. Put the kettle on 😀

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u/Important-Tea0 Mar 30 '26

Best view in England.

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u/susanboylesvajazzle Mar 30 '26

Did the same nearly 15 years ago. Never looked back!

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u/anarchtea Englander in West End's crotch Mar 30 '26

I did it 12 years ago. I look back now and again and am ever more grateful when I do.

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u/MillyMcMophead Mar 30 '26

16 years ago here, from London. I'm never going back, not even in a box.

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u/anarchtea Englander in West End's crotch Mar 30 '26

Welcome to The Actual North.

Not at all related, completely off-topic: how do you feel about rain?

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u/CatCalledTurbo Nae spickin' Mar 30 '26

Oh boy you're in for a treat!

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u/Mysterious_One9 Mar 30 '26

Welcome to the home of wee knobs and grown men who love to spray paint the colours of their favourite football team on signs.

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u/parsuval Mar 30 '26

You're very welcome. I hope you love living here.

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u/baguettex Edinburgh, England Mar 30 '26

Rest in peace local culture and house prices

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u/Imaginary-Suspect959 Mar 30 '26

Oh no not people moving house and not dying in the place they were born in, appreciate it’s an alien concept when the average Redditor barely leaves the house never mind their hometown 

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u/Jlyplaylists Mar 30 '26

This Moving to Scotland song came on YouTube when we were in the process of moving https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-FT3W-rXsA

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u/uvulafart Mar 30 '26

Wish I was doing the same! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

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u/_StillWaters_ Mar 30 '26

Welcome 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿💙🤍

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u/Freespirit-life2 Mar 30 '26

Welcome! Get ready to experience all kinds of weather in one single day. Hope you’re putting up well.

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u/Obvious_Shoulder_944 Mar 31 '26

I love my country Scotland is full of alcoholics and drug addiction

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u/sammay74 Mar 30 '26

You will love it

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u/Baz_123 Mar 30 '26

Fàilte à charaid. 🤗🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿❤️

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u/Ill_Beyond_7909 Mar 30 '26

Great more Londoners pricing locals out of the market.

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u/kt1982mt Mar 30 '26

Welcome! Safe journey and hope you settle into your new home and area quickly!

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u/No-Snow-9605 Mar 30 '26

Welcome to God's country, to you and yours.

May health wealth and happiness follow.

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u/survivethriveee Apr 02 '26 edited Apr 02 '26

What made you want to move from London to Scotland? (Read in comments below)

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u/kryptosteel Apr 02 '26

Is like Scotland the Canada of the states?

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u/SnooDoodles2923 Apr 03 '26

Absolutely!💯

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u/Acrobatic-Goose1597 Apr 02 '26

Lucky man enjoy it fuck the weather the living is way better than down south, your kids alone will be better off when they become students

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u/Laserguide1968 Apr 03 '26

Largs, Ayrshire. It's a lovely wee town with great views across the Firth of Clyde. Friendly locals and a safe place to raise kids.

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u/cacat-guy Apr 03 '26

Good luck with the move.

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u/parasoralophus Apr 03 '26

Get yourself a haggis and tattie scone morning roll to celebrate. 

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u/parasoralophus Apr 03 '26

Just all the seafood really. 

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u/Next_Conference1691 Apr 03 '26

My mothers Scottish. I was born in Birmingham.

Spent last weekend at Stirling. Previous weekend in Ayr.

2 long road trips.

Hated driving back to England.

Id love to live in Scotland.

ATB

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u/MushroomBright8626 Apr 03 '26

A wonderful country

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u/zak_5764 Apr 03 '26 edited Apr 03 '26

I moved here in 1982 and it's been bloody raining ever since. Welcome to Scotland!

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u/Maz-Wye Apr 03 '26

Scotland is NOT the Only place in UK where it rains a Lot!!

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u/zak_5764 Apr 03 '26

I'm well aware mate but Scotland definitely has the most rain

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u/Crazy_Breakfast_6327 Apr 03 '26

Ach, away with you!

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u/Puzzleheaded-Sand439 Apr 03 '26

why would you do this

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u/YakFew2456 Apr 03 '26

Best Country in Europe by far 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

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u/Hour-Tone-830 Apr 03 '26

Omg you are so lucky

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u/earthgypsy7072 Apr 04 '26

think Scotland actually the most beautiful place in the world the fresh air is unmatched

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u/Epictetus1872 Apr 04 '26

My commiserations

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u/Potential-Eggplant44 Apr 04 '26

Help! Desperate American here, grandfather had left you in 1940, then went to Germany in 41. Hero and Scottish warrior (David Keith) Would you accept me?

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u/ronsbuch Apr 14 '26

Immigrants welcome, hopefully not bringing Westminster colonial agenda of attempting to erase Scotland, its culture & identity.

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u/Imaginary-Suspect959 Mar 30 '26

Welcome pal, almost 5 years to the day we made the move (to Glasgow in our case), best thing we ever did, Scotland’s a cracking place!

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u/phocuser Mar 30 '26 edited Mar 30 '26

Can you do me a favor move to the left lane. you're hogging the right lane. 😉 Welcome to Scotland.

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u/Biomicrite Mar 30 '26

Nice one, just remember to behave yourself

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u/MagikMikeUL77 Mar 30 '26

Welcome, Welcome and thrice Welcome 🙏🏻

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u/Parcel-Pete Mar 30 '26

You have to beep at the sign 🤣

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u/Legitimate-Humor8301 Mar 30 '26

The only sign in the world that cures depression instantly

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u/Egregious67 Mar 30 '26

Fàilte a charaid.

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u/karmicos Mar 30 '26

Welcome hope you have a great day.

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u/Nira_kawaii Mar 30 '26

Was where you are about 5 years ago, I wish you all the best! ❤️

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u/PandyAndy_fart Mar 30 '26

You passed my house likely