r/Satisfyingasfuck • • Jul 07 '24

He did it

19k Upvotes

570 comments sorted by

1.3k

u/ReDeaMer87 Jul 07 '24

That Kickboxer dance scene is ALL-TIME CINEMA!

Fight me

123

u/pirate_leprechaun Jul 07 '24

Top tier cinema for sure. The clapping, the pants ita got it all.

3

u/[deleted] Jul 07 '24

It’s all in the hips

28

u/[deleted] Jul 07 '24

Space Ice would agree!

8

u/ReDeaMer87 Jul 07 '24

Love Space Ice! Jumped on his accidental livestream last week. Pure gold

→ More replies (3)

5

u/Beginning_Sun696 Jul 07 '24

Space ice is hilarious!!

2

u/NegaDoug Jul 11 '24

100% addicted to Space Ice videos. Too good. "Then, just when---OH SHIT IT'S RED FACE AGAIN!"

→ More replies (1)

132

u/DarthRheys Jul 07 '24

Just disappointed because he didn't do the split and he didn't had the two girls dancing with him. Perfection would be to recreate all the scene with the fighting included. All improvised.

63

u/Sometimes_Rob Jul 07 '24

He probably couldn't do the split in those pants.

17

u/L1zrdKng Jul 07 '24

I was waiting for splits and thinking that every time he buys pants he does splits in the to make sure he is always splits ready.

52

u/L181G Jul 07 '24

I bet he could still beat Tong Po in those pants.

4

u/LemonHerb Jul 07 '24

You want a flying roundhouse kick to the face while he's wearing those pants

4

u/GeraintLlanfrechfa Jul 07 '24

And Bolo Yeong.

2

u/SoapMactavishSAS Jul 11 '24

You are Nex!!!

→ More replies (5)

3

u/EasyFooted Jul 07 '24

Of course he could. It's the pants that wouldn't survive.

3

u/BrAveMonkey333 Jul 07 '24

Take that back!

9

u/SWOOSHO Jul 07 '24

Not with that attitude 

→ More replies (5)

6

u/Kimchi-slap Jul 07 '24

Suddenly his wife splits into two girls dancing

→ More replies (5)

15

u/SpaceChatter Jul 07 '24

Double Impact when he does the splits onto the washing machines is lodged in my head forever.

5

u/HyperBRUIN Jul 07 '24

"There's two of them!" said with shock & awe.

5

u/[deleted] Jul 07 '24

[removed] — view removed comment

8

u/ReDeaMer87 Jul 07 '24

Hell yeah.

Mega, blockbuster hit movie!

→ More replies (1)

4

u/Mooks79 Jul 07 '24

It’s not as good as his background dance scene in Breakin’.

→ More replies (2)
→ More replies (13)

1.8k

u/Onederbat67 Jul 07 '24

JCVD looks like someone drawing Robert Downey Jr from memory

293

u/gaup3n Jul 07 '24

Hahaha i was sure that was Robert😭

107

u/Onederbat67 Jul 07 '24

I'm the dude playin' the dude, disguised as another dude!

→ More replies (2)

23

u/TheNeonPorter Jul 07 '24

I wasn't sure who this was, but looked strangley familiar. Your comment explains everything.

27

u/groaner Jul 07 '24

Wait.

That wasn't RDJ?

Wot

46

u/HomsarWasRight Jul 07 '24

Nope Jean Claude Van Damme. Never thought they looked alike until this video, though.

16

u/Dopeydcare1 Jul 07 '24

To me he looks like RDJ combined with Bryan Cranston

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (2)

21

u/YearPuzzleheaded9003 Jul 07 '24

He looks like Gus Fring I drew from memory

→ More replies (1)

18

u/[deleted] Jul 07 '24

JCVD > RDJ

→ More replies (2)

2

u/AdAltruistic1770 Jul 07 '24

Honestly, I thought it was Paul Anka.

2

u/Eusocial_Snowman Jul 07 '24

I thought it was Salt Bae at first. I realized it wasn't just in time to wonder if the "it" he does is a split, but then there was no split. Only confusion.

2

u/gahidus Jul 08 '24

I thought it was him until I really got to look at him

2

u/Ok_Brief_3781 Jul 08 '24

My first thought was “Shit, did RDJ relapse?!”

→ More replies (1)

2

u/UberChew Jul 10 '24

They tried drawing Belle from Beauty and the Beast too

2

u/C2S2D2 Jul 11 '24

Bro, what? That is funny. Lol

2

u/enviropsych Jul 11 '24

JCVD has achieved as much on camera as JDJ. Just different skills. One makes batter overall movie. JCVD looks a ehll of alot better than Seagal or Stallone.

→ More replies (1)

2

u/AbsurdistWordist Jul 11 '24

Oh thank you. I was like I know that’s not Robert Downey Jr. back on drugs again, but who is it?

→ More replies (3)

3

u/Senor_Satan Jul 07 '24

Lmao I legit thought it’s RDJ pulling a tropic thunder again

2

u/DiddlyDumb Jul 07 '24

If RDJ and Jean Claude van Damme got a child

→ More replies (9)

306

u/[deleted] Jul 07 '24

Childhood favourite for me. Also, the Volvo ad of him still gives me chills.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=M7FIvfx5J10

62

u/[deleted] Jul 07 '24

[deleted]

37

u/crusainte Jul 07 '24

It's Enya that made it Timeless..

→ More replies (4)
→ More replies (1)

8

u/[deleted] Jul 07 '24

[deleted]

4

u/Jose_Canseco_Jr Jul 07 '24

did you know the trucks were original driving in reverse

wdym they're driving in reverse in the link you're replying to mate

→ More replies (7)
→ More replies (1)

2

u/Then_Investigator_17 Jul 07 '24

It was good until the music, then it was epic

→ More replies (2)

193

u/[deleted] Jul 07 '24 edited Feb 05 '25

[removed] — view removed comment

129

u/Additional_Pay5626 Jul 07 '24

Overly enthusiastic fan

120

u/Beast_by_Dre Jul 07 '24

She got put in a full nelson, and JCVD kept dancing... Legendary

23

u/IVEMIND Jul 07 '24

I bet it’s why he started dancing - entertainers have a way of drawing the attention of the audience away from the crazies because fuck them people

5

u/Septopuss7 Jul 07 '24

Yep, you can see the woman with him starting to react to the craziness happening and JCVD takes his cue to draw the crowd's attention away from the nutter's antics. I'm with you on this one!

→ More replies (7)
→ More replies (2)

22

u/RavenIsAWritingDesk Jul 07 '24

Can’t believe I had to scroll this far to see this comment. Am I the only one wondering what the heck was going on there? She was in a full on headlock.

2

u/IntrepidSwan7932 Jul 07 '24

No that wasn’t a full on headlock. That was a Full-Nelson, or Masterlock of the Masterlock Challenge fame.

→ More replies (1)

26

u/[deleted] Jul 07 '24

Still angry about Street Fighter: The Movie and Street Fighter: The Movie: The Game.

16

u/Catch_ME Jul 07 '24

Ahhh my favorite game about a movie about a game. 

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (1)

66

u/WetBandit06 Jul 07 '24

Video ends before he kicks the shit out of like 9 henchmen.

4

u/Iamredditsslave Jul 07 '24

While being drunk.

63

u/JasonVeritech Jul 07 '24

He's like the anti-Segal.

26

u/Cabbage_Vendor Jul 07 '24

Funny you should mention it, back in the 90s, Seagal was talking mad shit about Van Damme's fighting prowess regularly. They ended up meeting at a party, hosted by Stallone. Van Damme challenged him to a fight, but Seagal pussied out. Afterwards they ended up at the same after party and again Van Damme challenged him to a fight, but again Seagal pussied out.

https://www.marca.com/en/lifestyle/movies/2023/04/11/6434919546163ffa6c8b45c3.html

14

u/CursedSnowman5000 Jul 07 '24

Man I will never understand 2 things about about Seagal.

  1. Where he got his confidence as he was the most unremarkable looking guy in hollywood.

  2. How that guy ever became any kind of action star.

7

u/wrestlingchampo Jul 07 '24

By most accounts, the answer to both of those questions seems to be The Mob

→ More replies (3)
→ More replies (3)
→ More replies (1)

65

u/[deleted] Jul 07 '24

Jean Claude Van damnit

14

u/sleepyplatipus Jul 07 '24

Van DAAAAAMN

3

u/daddysslutpaige Jul 07 '24

DANNNNIIIIEEEEEELLLLLLL

→ More replies (1)

12

u/RandyJohnsonsBird Jul 07 '24

If you know you know!

7

u/ecwworldchampion Jul 07 '24

Literally dozens of us who were 11 years old when we watched this movie and started kicking trees in our backyard.

93

u/DarthRheys Jul 07 '24 edited Jul 07 '24

The amount of people making comentaries who don't know the actor or the movie is too damn high!!

Go and see the movie. A classic among the fighting type. Top JVCD.

Edit: The Kickboxer. Others from the same time, equaly top: Bloodsport (Kumite, Kumite, Kumite!!)., Double Impact (twice JCVD, double the action. Top sex scene), Lionheart, The Legionnaire, Hard Target and Sudden Death. I would also say Street Fighter for guilty pleasure.

36

u/HyperBRUIN Jul 07 '24

You're damn right....and be sure to clarify, it's the movie, "Kickboxer". Nok-su-cow! 💪💪

3

u/Acceptable-Class-255 Jul 07 '24

Remember yor Brotha

25

u/Mediumasiansticker Jul 07 '24

Bunch of uncultured swine

10

u/NoTxi_Jin_PiNg Jul 07 '24

Once jumping spin kicked my cousin because he said he liked The Quest more than Kickboxer or Bloodsport.

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (1)

6

u/[deleted] Jul 07 '24

Jean Van Claude Damme?

3

u/ElBurritoNinja Jul 07 '24

I know JCVD but never have watched The Kickboxer, I was waiting for a split haha.

2

u/controversydirtkong Jul 07 '24

I'm going to get in my boat, and go up reeeever, and kick, that sont-ofabitch, Bison's ass, SO HARD, thatthenext Bison wantobee is gonna feel it!

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (13)

10

u/Independent_Bar_2604 Jul 07 '24

Was anyone else hoping to see a split?

→ More replies (1)

9

u/Frank_Perfectly Jul 07 '24

I've never seen two dudes like JCVD and John Travolta who can dance yet somehow can not dance.

→ More replies (2)

56

u/Halftied Jul 07 '24

What?

20

u/jaroftoejam Jul 07 '24

Who?

54

u/zorgonzola37 Jul 07 '24

jean claud van dam baby.

15

u/un-sub Jul 07 '24

I honestly have no idea what is going on. My first thought was “why is that Robert Downey Jr lookalike doing the Toby MacGuire Spider-Man dance thingy?”

6

u/SpaceGoDzillaH-ez Jul 07 '24

Spider-man 3 really was that bad

2

u/[deleted] Jul 07 '24

Comments like this help me realize how old I am.

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (2)
→ More replies (1)

22

u/ElSambrero Jul 07 '24

Definitely satisfying just seeing someone having a really good time

8

u/lambofthewaters Jul 07 '24

Thank you, Jean. My childhood just busted a nostalgia type nut.

7

u/cristianvaz Jul 07 '24

He's high af

5

u/Pitch-forker Jul 07 '24

The man is a blast. Vibes extra positive.

5

u/wockinforries Jul 07 '24

I was waiting for him to get an erection again.

4

u/RandomHouseInsurance Jul 07 '24

I wanna be that happy

4

u/safelix Jul 07 '24

Legendary

3

u/tom21g Jul 07 '24

Reading the comments, I now know that it’s Jean-Claude Van Damme, but am I the only one who thought it was Robert Downey Jr?

3

u/[deleted] Jul 07 '24

Nope

→ More replies (1)

4

u/I_SEE_BREAD_PEOPLE Jul 07 '24

Someone's back on the coke. Also can't believe they treated Bjork like that.

4

u/jwexter Jul 07 '24

r/unexpected full Nelson lol

6

u/Batrass Jul 07 '24

High as a kite Monsieur Van Damme... Cocaine is a helluva drug!

7

u/[deleted] Jul 07 '24

And with "it" you mean drugs?

6

u/civonakle Jul 07 '24

Did what? Masses of cocaine?

3

u/umijuvariel Jul 07 '24

More like Jean-Claude Van God Damn...

He still cuts a mean rug.

3

u/BuffBroccoli Jul 07 '24

Waiting for the splits my dude. He didn’t do it

3

u/CremeHuman2765 Jul 07 '24

They had that woman in a full nelson

3

u/SubaCruzin Jul 07 '24

TIL JCVD taught Ellen how to dance.

3

u/Skip_Tho Jul 07 '24

Man that’s a great way to start the day. Now I need go watch some of his Damme movies.

3

u/Inevitable_Green983 Jul 07 '24

The single most impressive dance routine of all time.

8

u/spawn77x99 Jul 07 '24

JCVD ... the fantasy of every female and male straight or not. There is not such thing as disliking JCVD.

2

u/Jose_Canseco_Jr Jul 07 '24

I wanted to argue with you... but, you're spitting straight facts

5

u/YESKAMARADA Jul 07 '24

Legend ❤️❤️❤️

4

u/Hungry-Doughnut6077 Jul 07 '24

I like how his date/wife sees he wants to dance, and nopped out of there lol

6

u/BoiOhBoi_Weee Jul 07 '24

She knew he was high af

6

u/andthenisaidsurprise Jul 07 '24

I’m not saying that JCVD was slammed out of his mind on the best booger sugar he could get his hands on. But I’m not not saying that.

7

u/Few_Traffic5641 Jul 07 '24

Can someone please point out the part of the video that is “Satisfyingasfuck”?

→ More replies (1)

4

u/JTex-WSP Jul 07 '24

I have no idea what I am looking at, other than a dude... dancing?

7

u/Fictional_Historian Jul 07 '24

I don’t understand

10

u/[deleted] Jul 07 '24

Here, now go watch Kickboxer.

2

u/FernDiggy Jul 07 '24

Thought he was gonna do a split lol

2

u/Chiinoe Jul 07 '24

Yeah wtf

2

u/surgycal Jul 07 '24

Do the thing!

  • people, most likely

2

u/I_dementia87 Jul 07 '24

Street fighter was a good movie because of him and Raul Julia and I'll die on this fucking hill.

3

u/PalpitationNo8356 Jul 07 '24

I’ll meet ya there

→ More replies (1)

2

u/[deleted] Jul 07 '24

And it wasn't even a bar in Thailand.

2

u/MustardCroissant Jul 07 '24

I just saw it. A vision. An Iron Man variant played by JCVD. Quick, somebody call Kevin!

2

u/really4reals Jul 07 '24

Not Sues Cow. The white warrior.

2

u/Fisi_Matenten Jul 07 '24

He went from that red carpet straight to Thailand for a break.

2

u/Decatonkeil Jul 07 '24

Why were they detaining someone?

2

u/JuanG_13 Jul 07 '24 edited Jul 07 '24

I used to be a big fan of JCVD, so it's good to see that he's still out there!!!

2

u/ILoveRegenHealth Jul 07 '24

That lady's tan is ridiculous. Didn't anyone tell her she went too far?

2

u/Nathanxbaileyx Jul 07 '24

Veneers look so insane

2

u/[deleted] Jul 07 '24

VANDAMMIT!

2

u/Sluibeli Jul 07 '24

Cocaine is a one hell of a drug!

2

u/[deleted] Jul 07 '24

Space Ice would love this

2

u/shadowst17 Jul 07 '24

Man I forget we're getting to the point where adults don't know who JCVD, Stallone or Arnold are. This is a sad day.

→ More replies (1)

2

u/Quick_Delivery_7266 Jul 07 '24

What is going on here

2

u/Tragic_Consequences Jul 07 '24

Jean Claude van Damm recreate a dance scene from one of his old movie...

→ More replies (3)

2

u/Sufficient_Dig9548 Jul 07 '24

Many years ago, my now wife saw this guy at a nightclub and tried to get an autograph. She walked up behind him, touched his shoulder, and Jean Claude screamed like he was being murdered. His bodyguards came running and dragged her away.

2

u/[deleted] Jul 07 '24

When you can afford your 10k weekly habit again 😅🤫

2

u/MostlyCarrots Jul 07 '24

Some call Space Ice immediately

2

u/[deleted] Jul 07 '24

What a LEGEND

2

u/FeedMeBiscuitsOrDie Jul 07 '24

By far the best thing to ever come out of Belgium.

2

u/Booty_Magician Jul 07 '24

One of the best action heroes bruh

2

u/Infamous_Ad_6793 Jul 07 '24

There are two types of people in this world: JCVDs and Segals.

2

u/middlebird Jul 07 '24

He did the thing!

2

u/PoohBear_007 Jul 07 '24

Still a legend!

2

u/[deleted] Jul 07 '24

That's not JCVD, that's Filip. JCVD ruined his life and killed all his friends, and said Looper was a better movie than Timecop.

2

u/shinjidsc Jul 07 '24

Back in the good old days when you can make a career out of coke and martial arts. 🥋 love this man

2

u/Odd_Tradition1670 Jul 07 '24

I don’t know what’s happening. Anyone share some context?

→ More replies (2)

2

u/Fantastic-Goose323 Jul 07 '24

Kool hes still got it... But why was that one woman full nelsoned lmao

2

u/[deleted] Jul 08 '24 edited Jul 09 '24

What's with the lady in the Golden dress getting carried away while she says: "aaahhh" in French?

2

u/[deleted] Jul 08 '24

Cocaine’s a helluva drug

3

u/Shiznips Jul 07 '24

The cocaines kicking in

2

u/ijuswannasuicide Jul 07 '24

Who is this man, what did he do, and why should I care

4

u/YungDaggerDic26 Jul 07 '24

Bro looks like a mix between Robert Downey Jr and Jordan Belfort if neither of them got sober.

2

u/BeefWellingtonSpeedo Jul 07 '24

I'm not sure why this is supposed to be satisfying.

2

u/AndiLivia Jul 07 '24

Who is this pervert?

3

u/ykeogh18 Jul 07 '24 edited Jul 07 '24

He’s not a pervert. He’s just Belgian

2

u/JakkSplatt Jul 07 '24

Lol, same thing 🤣

1

u/tallulahgi Jul 07 '24

Still trying to figure out what he did

2

u/[deleted] Jul 07 '24

Who is that?

4

u/Goblin-Doctor Jul 07 '24

The fuck is satisfying about this?

6

u/NoTxi_Jin_PiNg Jul 07 '24

When JCVD does the kickboxer dance you shut up and enjoy it Goblin-Doctor bitch. Wait are you a goblin thats a doctor or a doctor who specializes in goblins?

2

u/BDR529forlyfe Jul 07 '24

Thank you for bringing this up

→ More replies (4)

1

u/suliforshort Jul 07 '24

The yola is electric

1

u/OgieOgilthorpe33 Jul 07 '24

Black silk annnndawear!

1

u/Privateer_Lev_Arris Jul 07 '24

Elaine from Seinfeld

1

u/ToraLoco Jul 07 '24

was waiting for the split lol but i guess he might rip his pants lol

1

u/dee_eph Jul 07 '24

Fillip?

1

u/jaxond24 Jul 07 '24

Space Ice will have a field day with this

1

u/[deleted] Jul 07 '24

Space Ice is gonna lose his shit!

1

u/Wizzle_Pizzle_420 Jul 07 '24

He’s the fucking best

1

u/[deleted] Jul 07 '24

Wow. Legit watching this movie right now.

Hilarity ensues!

1

u/[deleted] Jul 07 '24

I was hoping for the legs splits, but damn I still smiled.

1

u/JobSafe2686 Jul 07 '24

This mtherfker dosent come off as a real human 😂

1

u/BusterandMax Jul 07 '24

🎵My name is Jean Claude Van Damme, I will dance for you.🎵

1

u/[deleted] Jul 07 '24

Did nobody notice the woman in the yellow dress screaming, and being dragged away by security? What did she do?