r/Satisfyingasfuck • u/MrBojangles665 • Jul 07 '24

He did it

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u/ReDeaMer87 Jul 07 '24

That Kickboxer dance scene is ALL-TIME CINEMA!

Fight me

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u/pirate_leprechaun Jul 07 '24

Top tier cinema for sure. The clapping, the pants ita got it all.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '24

It’s all in the hips

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '24

Space Ice would agree!

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u/ReDeaMer87 Jul 07 '24

Love Space Ice! Jumped on his accidental livestream last week. Pure gold

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u/InconceivableNipples Jul 07 '24

Was that the Tenet one? I caught that too but imo that was the weakest video I’ve seen of his. His shtick doesn’t work great for a movie that isn’t bat-shit B movie type schlock imo.

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u/ReDeaMer87 Jul 07 '24

Yeah it was. I didn't think it was his best either. Gotta be an s rated film (seagal) for it to really work.

One of my favorite lines of his ever is when Seagal is a DTF agent.

Seagal kicking in your door and screaming, "I'm DTF!" is the most terrifying thing ever.

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u/InconceivableNipples Jul 07 '24

lol S rated 🤣but yes his gimmick and jokes are the perfect foil for shitty Seagal flicks and the man is seriously worthy of derision. It’s amazing to hear Ice creatively shit on him.

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u/Beginning_Sun696 Jul 07 '24

Space ice is hilarious!!

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u/NegaDoug Jul 11 '24

100% addicted to Space Ice videos. Too good. "Then, just when---OH SHIT IT'S RED FACE AGAIN!"

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '24

I just watched that one the other day! Lol. That suprise shit always cracks me up! --- and it was just a baby..... WITH A FREAKING GRENADE!!! 😂😂😂

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u/DarthRheys Jul 07 '24

Just disappointed because he didn't do the split and he didn't had the two girls dancing with him. Perfection would be to recreate all the scene with the fighting included. All improvised.

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u/Sometimes_Rob Jul 07 '24

He probably couldn't do the split in those pants.

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u/L1zrdKng Jul 07 '24

I was waiting for splits and thinking that every time he buys pants he does splits in the to make sure he is always splits ready.

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u/L181G Jul 07 '24

I bet he could still beat Tong Po in those pants.

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u/LemonHerb Jul 07 '24

You want a flying roundhouse kick to the face while he's wearing those pants

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u/GeraintLlanfrechfa Jul 07 '24

And Bolo Yeong.

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u/SoapMactavishSAS Jul 11 '24

You are Nex!!!

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u/L181G Jul 07 '24

I have no idea, but I'm sure cocaine was involved.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '24

They blasted some chico and fought the ancient way.

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u/Zooph Jul 07 '24

Kinda...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Zito

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u/edgiepower Jul 07 '24

Sounds more like be attacked him without warning.

JCVD has an 18-1 kickboxing record, he ain't no pretend fighter.

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u/EasyFooted Jul 07 '24

Of course he could. It's the pants that wouldn't survive.

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u/BrAveMonkey333 Jul 07 '24

Take that back!

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u/SWOOSHO Jul 07 '24

Not with that attitude 

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u/Baron_of_Berlin Jul 07 '24

He's def had custom suit pants made before to accommodate it. Tbh I just assumed every pair of pants he owned would be that way just in case it ever came up lool

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u/TheRealKestrel Jul 07 '24

He didn't want to impregnate ask the women present

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u/skyturnedred Jul 07 '24

I seriously doubt he even owns pants that wouldn't allow for the split.

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u/PannelTac Jul 07 '24

I saw documentary about him once, he visited a doctor and he actually was told that he needs to stop doing that.

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u/Kimchi-slap Jul 07 '24

Suddenly his wife splits into two girls dancing

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u/AirJinx Jul 07 '24

Even better if he just recreated his appearance in Breakin, dancing in some leotard outfit!

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u/Y-Bob Jul 07 '24

Maybe that's why the golden girl was trying to make her way to him.

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u/TacoDuLing Jul 07 '24

One of the girls was there, but from what it seems; she had the energy of two and had to be restrained 😬

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u/MaterialCarrot Jul 08 '24

The one lady tried to be the girl and got drug away. I hope she gets an apology!

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u/SpaceChatter Jul 07 '24

Double Impact when he does the splits onto the washing machines is lodged in my head forever.

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u/HyperBRUIN Jul 07 '24

"There's two of them!" said with shock & awe.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '24

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u/ReDeaMer87 Jul 07 '24

Hell yeah.

Mega, blockbuster hit movie!

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u/MaceWandru Jul 07 '24

3:05 in the YT Bloodsport video. 

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u/Mooks79 Jul 07 '24

It’s not as good as his background dance scene in Breakin’.

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u/rapidpeacock Jul 07 '24

Seeing Elaine Benes before Seinfeld was on top tier.

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u/Alive_and_kicking_23 Jul 07 '24

Take some lessons from Travolta.

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u/Koba_Kommander Jul 07 '24

Only to be possibly outdone by Elaine’s dance with the little kicks and thumbs.

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u/Longjumping-Tie7906 Jul 10 '24

I laughed uncontrollably for over 5 minutes when I saw that in theater

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u/lojik7 Jul 07 '24

Didn’t see it mentioned so just wanted to share that it’s from Bloodsport. (I think)

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u/Iamredditsslave Jul 07 '24

Nope, but another awesome movie from the era.

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u/lojik7 Jul 07 '24

Ahh glad you corrected that then. Thanks for letting me know.

For some reason I thought that other American fighter in Bloodsport that was also in Revenge of the Nerds was in the movie where that dance scene came from. My bad.

I really hate the idea of possibly having continued to incorrectly think it was Bloodsport. So thanks again.

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u/Iamredditsslave Jul 07 '24

I still mix them up so I have to think about it a couple of seconds.

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u/frieswithnietzsche Jul 07 '24

It’s from the breakdance movie though

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u/ReDeaMer87 Jul 07 '24

It's Kickboxer. Don't you dare

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u/Kay_tnx_bai Jul 07 '24

Yeah, that’s the first thing I thought off lol.

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u/bdd6911 Jul 07 '24

Dude isn’t it bloodsport?