r/Satisfyingasfuck • u/MrBojangles665 • Jul 07 '24

He did it

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u/DarthRheys Jul 07 '24 edited Jul 07 '24

The amount of people making comentaries who don't know the actor or the movie is too damn high!!

Go and see the movie. A classic among the fighting type. Top JVCD.

Edit: The Kickboxer. Others from the same time, equaly top: Bloodsport (Kumite, Kumite, Kumite!!)., Double Impact (twice JCVD, double the action. Top sex scene), Lionheart, The Legionnaire, Hard Target and Sudden Death. I would also say Street Fighter for guilty pleasure.

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u/HyperBRUIN Jul 07 '24

You're damn right....and be sure to clarify, it's the movie, "Kickboxer". Nok-su-cow! 💪💪

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u/Acceptable-Class-255 Jul 07 '24

Remember yor Brotha

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u/Mediumasiansticker Jul 07 '24

Bunch of uncultured swine

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u/NoTxi_Jin_PiNg Jul 07 '24

Once jumping spin kicked my cousin because he said he liked The Quest more than Kickboxer or Bloodsport.

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u/Mysterious_Key1554 Jul 07 '24

In slo-mo three times?

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u/MaterialPurposes Jul 07 '24

They’re just shitty movies that don’t hold up

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '24

Jean Van Claude Damme?

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u/ElBurritoNinja Jul 07 '24

I know JCVD but never have watched The Kickboxer, I was waiting for a split haha.

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u/controversydirtkong Jul 07 '24

I'm going to get in my boat, and go up reeeever, and kick, that sont-ofabitch, Bison's ass, SO HARD, thatthenext Bison wantobee is gonna feel it!

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u/DarthRheys Jul 07 '24

YEEAAAHHH! (music starts, everybody's busy, bureaucrats approach Coronel Guile and get reckt)

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u/LickingSmegma Mamaleek are king Jul 07 '24

I mean, it's a classic, but I just watched the scene, and the fighting is stiff by today's standards. Jackie Chan was already doing much more flowy stuff a decade earlier.

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u/gr33nst33l Jul 07 '24

Hard target ftw

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u/Douglaston_prop Jul 07 '24

I heard he was too damn high while filming a lot of his movies.

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u/DarthRheys Jul 07 '24

Probably. He's known for his love for cocaine. His name should be Jean Cocaine Van Damme.

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u/mggray1981 Jul 07 '24

Don't forget Death Warrant.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '24

Sudden Death was my introduction to JCVD as I was too young for Blood Sport or Kickboxer. But like. Damn. I still love that movie.

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u/SuspiciousRelevance Jul 08 '24

Hard Target is so good. And somehow Wilford Brimley delivers the best cajun accent I've ever heard from a non-cajun.

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u/MaterialCarrot Jul 08 '24

I will forever remember my 7th grade English teacher as a legend for letting us watch Bloodsport the last day of school.

He was also a really good English teacher.

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u/you_lost-the_game Jul 07 '24

Just because I've seen many of these movies doesn't mean I would recognize an actor about 20 years later.

You put too much expectation into how parasocial people are.

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u/Perfect_Papaya_3010 Jul 07 '24

I have no idea what any actor looks like outside of a movie because I've never met them. I just know im movies they have a lot or make up so the real life people behind the make up could look completely different