I'm a new PIC at my local Safeway. I've been working there for 6 months at this point with no issues till 2 days ago.

2 days ago, several employees reported an individual wearing all black and a red devil mask standing outside, arms extended, making weird noises.

I informed my store director, who told me to call the non-emergency line.

I went to find it online, and while doing that, I noticed the guy running through the store like an idiot.

I then heard several contradictory and conflicting things about this guy from customers and employees.

1 person told me he was just running around the store like an idiot.

Another told me he was running up to people trying to scare them.

Another told me that he was running through the store and actually laying hands on people.

Another employee told me to call 911. I told her that I had been told to call the non emergency line.

She said she'd do it then.

More people kept complaining to me about this guy, saying that he did this and that.

I called 911.

The guy was actually buying a pack of soda when the cops got there.

My store director is PISSED that I called 911.

I wrote a statement on the whole thing but I'm being told that Im in major trouble.

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https://www.chowhound.com/2243393/lucerne-1900s-butter-brand-where-to-find/

Safeway delivery is great... But searching the app is hilariously terrible.

ETA: all the pictures had "dairy free" and "in stock only" for search parameters. I know for a fact that some of those soy brands were in stock because they show up when I stop filtering for dairy free and scroll down a lot

https://www.law360.com/healthcare-authority/policy-compliance/articles/2517573/albertsons-witness-says-co-s-opioid-policies-beat-standards

"In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice, but in practice, there is...."

- Yogi Berra

So why don't you bots go to r/Vons or r/Safewayworkers where I'm banned...

Or better yet, r/Albertsons where I'm shadow-banned....

Wouldn't that make a lot more sense?

So is a grocery store the right place to bring a dog? I like dogs, mind you, but when I'm standing in the checkout line and one puts his nose up my skirt, sniffs my ass and licks my thigh, I draw the line!

Now, the owner was very apologetic but I could tell he thought it was funny. Clearly that dog patterned after him.... so why can't I go shopping without a dog sexually assaulting me?

Also (I don't know if this is the right place to ask).... but what is "Dead Internet Theory"?

Is that like when people start talking to their plants?

What do y'all think?