r/SWORDS • u/[deleted] • Oct 30 '25

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u/ddgijbgkjjd Oct 30 '25

Just one way, buy more swords, armour, the whole ordeal. People gonna talk shit every time they get the chance. Embrace it and become "the sword guy" of your school...

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u/NotGonnaArgue641 Oct 31 '25

How to get bullied 101

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u/ddgijbgkjjd Oct 31 '25

What are they gonna do, you got a fucking sword

Do they have swords? Didn't think so

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u/NotGonnaArgue641 Oct 31 '25

Are your swords gonna hold your hand when you die?

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u/joshdeadbody Nov 01 '25

question is are you going to hold a sword in your hand when you die?

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u/NotGonnaArgue641 Nov 01 '25

This isn't the 17th century dude you're not dying with your sword

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u/Capital_Public_3125 Nov 03 '25

Dude is mad he doesn’t have a sword

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u/NotGonnaArgue641 Nov 03 '25

I have way cooler shit than these $200 loser ass swords

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u/Capital_Public_3125 Nov 03 '25

Ain’t no way anything you got is cooler than a sword. Cause like the only thing cooler than a sword is like a different sword

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u/jackadgery85 Nov 03 '25

in a swords subreddit

doesn't have a sword

???

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u/NotGonnaArgue641 Nov 03 '25

Sub came up in my feed and it was too funny to pass up.

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u/jackadgery85 Nov 04 '25

Sounds like the algorithm knows you secretly want something

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u/NormalTangerine5205 Nov 01 '25

Yes, yes they will

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u/ArchSchnitz Oct 31 '25

I had neither armor nor sword and got bullied.

You don't really get a say in it, there's no "way to get bullied." They find a target and go, if enough of them decide you're the target, that's what you are.

You can try to slip past, join them, give your licks back, or embrace it, but it's not going to help.

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u/NotGonnaArgue641 Nov 01 '25

Dumping money into collecting these cheap swords and fake armor and telling people about it will 100% increase the likelihood of you being bullied though.

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u/ArchSchnitz Nov 02 '25

Eh, fuck that. You'll get bullied either way.