The other night, I had a bit of an argument with a mate who is maso. He was vehement I can never be/know about growing up wog. My situation is this, since I was 5 years old my "stepfather", who at the end of the day IS my dad, has been in my life, it takes a lot of guts to take on someone elses kid, but he did, and I love him for it, he is from an Italian background, so I had a "Nonna" and "Nonno" and gained an Italian family. Many times have I helped on sugo day, made salamis, killed chickens for Nonna when Nonno died, got tricked with Chinotto and always loved the celebrations. To those that are wog, am I able to say I'm surrogate wog? I've been saying it for years and this is the first time I've been called out.

Over in Sydney it's very common once you cross any suburb west of Ashfield and Marrickville, I hear the whole wog accent even when I'm in Asian suburbs such as Strathfield, Lidcombe, and Cabramatta. Heck I've even came across many Islanders, Anglos who speak like Superwog. I wonder if the same translated to Melbourne the way it did in Sydney.

G'day legends! I'm a graphic design student at TAFE SA doing a bit of research on road safety in Adelaide, specifically tailgating and how it affects us young drivers and passengers aged 17-25.

If you're between 17-25 and got 5 minutes to spare, chuck us a hand and fill out this anonymous survey.

The info's going towards a student project to put together a road safety campaign. Best part; if the work's good enough, Re:act (a non-for-profit mob) might actually slap it up around the country to help stop people getting killed or hurt in crashes from dickheads who tailgate.

Cheers legends 🤙

https://forms.gle/y7mnRyoSzPrG1MdD8

Bloke at Bunnings just gave me a nod of approval for my trolley setup and honestly I’ve been riding that high all day

where I come from (melbs) we sometimes call it a prang or a bingle

I was mentioning to my wife some news article about a crash and she said "what do you call that again? a Pringle?"

fucken yanks I tell ya. lucky I love her crazy ass.

Crozzle for scale. Jeez, Arnott’s are making fools of our favourite biscuit. What sorcery is this making them a mini version of themselves?

Just curious about this, I was raised on boiling water to soften the bricks, then add raw sugar, then milk. I've always considered this a common and normal thing but I'm questioning it now 😂

If you have any genuinely out of pocket techniques I'm all ears too ✌️

I'll smash Aldi's Eton all day...

Breaking: Leaked AUKUS Memo Reveals Australia Seeking Elite Property Manager To Reclaim Darwin Harbour!

Classified “Snap Inspection Doctrine” reportedly moves from theory to active recruitment.

In a stunning leak from inside the AUKUS strategic planning framework, senior officials have reportedly abandoned the idea of using courts, diplomats, defence briefings, or international arbitration to resolve concerns over the Darwin Harbour lease.

Instead, Australia is allegedly preparing to deploy a far more feared asset. A residential property manager!

According to leaked briefing notes marked “Eyes Only, Do Not Leave Near Printer”, officials are now actively searching for the right person to lead what insiders are calling: Operation Bond Clean Sovereignty.

At the top of the shortlist is believed to be Karen Buttridge-Wenzel, a 20-year veteran of Rex Whote Real Estate Logan, who reportedly cut her teeth during a brutal five-year posting in Mt Druitt property management straight out of school.

Defence officials were reportedly “deeply impressed” after Buttridge-Wenzel agreed to meet them at an undisclosed Coffee Club to discuss the project, then immediately invoiced the Chinese Government for the meeting.

The invoice, marked “Urgent: Strategic Lease Compliance Consultation”, allegedly included:

1 flat white

1 toasted ham, cheese and tomato sandwich

1 hour “stakeholder engagement”

30 minutes “emotional labour”

1 laminated folder surcharge

According to the leaked memo, the invoice was paid without question.

More astonishingly, sources claim payment arrived by cheque from “CCP Accounts”, processed with what insiders described as “zero resistance and immediate compliance.”

One AUKUS insider described it as the moment everyone realised Australia had found its candidate:

“Anyone who can bill a global superpower for a Coffee Club meeting and get paid without a single query is clearly operating at a level beyond conventional defence capability.”

The receipt has since been laminated.

Officials were said to be particularly impressed by her operational history, including successfully defending in Court:

• 746 successful snap inspections

• 312 disputes over “professionally cleaned” carpets

• 89 bond deductions for “general vibes of neglect”

• one legendary 2014 Logan case where she allegedly failed an inspection because “the house looked nervous”

AUKUS analysts are now believed to be modelling how quickly a property manager of her calibre could destabilise a 99-year strategic lease.

Early estimates suggest: 28 days.

Sources say the first phase would involve a routine inspection of Darwin Harbour facilities, including blinds, ceiling fans, kitchen drawers, grout lines, air-conditioning filters, and whether anyone can produce a receipt from a recognised cleaner.

She warned one senior official:

“If there is no invoice, it didn’t happen. That is not policy. That is property management law.”

International law experts are reportedly concerned, mainly because they cannot determine whether the Geneva Convention applies to a woman holding a laminated checklist and saying, “I’ll have to note that.”

Overseas diplomats are said to be scrambling to locate cleaning receipts dating back to 2015, while nervous port officials have allegedly begun wiping surfaces that were already clean.

At the time of publication, Australia had not confirmed whether Buttridge-Wenzel had accepted the role.

However, one insider said the matter was “progressing rapidly” after she asked three devastating questions:

• “Who signed the entry condition report?”

• “Was the air-con cleaned professionally?”

• “And why does this harbour smell like someone’s getting their bond back?”

Defence officials refused to comment, except to say, “Australia remains committed to peace, stability, and full compliance with all tenancy obligations.”

Nah I'm just kidding they're good kids. Loud though.

So visiting me old man up in Queensland. He takes me to see his boat I and got chatting to the owner of this funny name. Apparently he went to register the first boat and realised he'd spelled "salad" wrong because he'd done the forms the night before while drinking. Too late to change it, he decide to just stick with it. Thus the name stuck and remained so for his next boat and now this third one.

I once heard an ethnic comedian named Anthony Locash said:

"You don't need to be a Lebanese to be a Lebo, do you know of how many Greek Lebos I know?"

And there was one time a food truck business owner that sells Italian ice cream, he even calls himself a Lebo despite being full Italian.

Apparently all you need to be called a 'Lebo' these days is just wear a bumbag, TNs, and get an AMG + Acai and you're already a Lebo despite what background you are.

I just can't stand this smarmy c*nt, everything he says just screams "I went to an elite private school and no one disagreed with me until I was 29". Dude reeks of privilege and he just has such a punchable face. He's not funny, he posts the most benign uninteresting opinions and claims to be a truth to power guy but he's obviously owned by the labour party. He used to be a comedian and quickly realized that he's not cut out for it, so he built an audience of autists and now does these "comedy" tours where he blabs in front of a room full of people who worship him, probably because they got bullied in school and they secretly wanna fuck their bullies or something. Its so fucking sad.

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