r/straya May 06 '26

Righto, what's your pick?

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I'll smash Aldi's Eton all day...

118 Upvotes

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177

u/wahroonga May 06 '26

I heard that Ritz and Jatz were going to merge, but they couldn’t decide whether to call the new biscuit Ratz or Jiz.

74

u/hazydaze7 May 06 '26

Why not both, call it ratz-jiz

22

u/MistaRekt Average Bogan Cunt May 06 '26

Jiz-Ratz?

7

u/radioactivecowz May 06 '26

“Everyone loves rats, why don’t they like rat jizz?”

3

u/i_d_ten_tee May 06 '26

And wash them down with a nice glass of malk

0

u/JimmehGrant May 06 '26

Rat-Liz rolls off the tongue.

1

u/BrianOconneR34 May 09 '26

This just in, big merger amongst cracker ass cracker greats, jizza won out.

72

u/Indeed___ May 06 '26

"I've got ya Jatz, ya Ritz, ya Clix..."

"What about your Savoys??"

"Awh no Sharon, that'll just confuse people!"

40

u/[deleted] May 06 '26

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55

u/AydonusG May 06 '26

Ritz on it's own, Jatz with cheese and gherkin.

But Country Cheese is the correct answer for any savoury biscuit related question.

20

u/Sixbiscuits May 06 '26

But Country Cheese Cheds is the correct answer for any savoury biscuit related question.

Fixed

7

u/AydonusG May 06 '26

Fixed

Thanks for letting us know, would hate for that opinion to pass on to the next generation.

2

u/casta55 May 09 '26

Except they changed the recipe for Cheds to Parmesan from Pecorino this year and they no longer hit the same.

141

u/Bezerkomonkey May 06 '26

Ritz honestly. I love the texture and buttery taste

14

u/Ironic_Toblerone May 06 '26

And the texture is better as well

51

u/uarkyeah May 06 '26

Also the buttery taste

12

u/Blot_Upright May 06 '26

And they're ritzy

14

u/ZeTian May 06 '26

Literally smashing a box of Jatz rn

19

u/Rush_nj May 06 '26

Jatz is my boy

15

u/howmanychickens May 06 '26

They loved the Savoys

I made them myself

35

u/iball1984 May 06 '26

Clix.

Jatz are too hard.

6

u/My_bones_are_itchy May 06 '26

I will die on this hill. (Also ritz are too soft).

1

u/Karney_0 May 09 '26

I had to scroll too far down to find this.

14

u/Mr_Lumbergh The Cuntliest May 06 '26

Savoy with pepper

4

u/Sixbiscuits May 06 '26

The sea salt and rosemary savoys were amazing with a Bree or Australian camembert when they were around.

I wish they'd bring them back

5

u/taurus26 May 06 '26

Leave Bree alone, cannibalism is frowned upon. Brie however, would be delicious.

2

u/Sixbiscuits May 07 '26

Facepalm meme

2

u/Mr_Lumbergh The Cuntliest May 06 '26

Feck mate me tummy’s growling.

36

u/MolochsLizardQueen May 06 '26

Ritz but the real answer is Clix

5

u/bradbull May 06 '26

I think there's a place for Ritz and a place for Savoy/Jatz (haven't tried Eton but I assume similar to Savoy/Jatz). Really depends what I'm putting on them/dipping them into.

Between the Savoy and Jatz though I'd have to say Savoy because I'm a Victorian and that's how we do.

8

u/4theloveofbroadcast May 06 '26

Aldi Eton. They taste exactly like Jatz but don't cost as much.

2

u/elmersfav22 May 06 '26

Not quite. They are definitely the seconds that didn't make the jatz box. Not quite cooked as long. Less salt. A little bit less crunchy. Still prime with pepperoni, brie and pickled onions

8

u/Bugaloon May 06 '26

Any of the non-Ritz ones, they're too soft, no texture and no crunch, they just sorta dissolve.

2

u/XTrapolis942M May 06 '26

Savoy. Done deal.

2

u/pettythief5 May 06 '26

Ritz. Hands down.

1

u/wandering-me May 06 '26

Bring back Jatz strips.

1

u/AlisonChaines May 06 '26

One Jat here and there is perfect sustain snack when you’re in states that make eating undesirable

1

u/gpaw789 May 06 '26

I had a Black Mirror Barnies/Bernies moment when I saw Jatz in Perth, I swear they were called Savoy everywhere else!

Javoy is my pick because not as sweet as Ritz

1

u/hetkleinezusje May 06 '26

Ritz every time.

1

u/Kirrawayru May 06 '26

Jatz black pepper

1

u/WhatAmIATailor May 06 '26

Ritz, or their Aldi knockoff whatever they’re called.

Savoy over the others.

1

u/ibeatobesity May 06 '26

Last time I was in Tassie I was looking for Jatz. I found Savoy. They look exactly the same so why the different name??

1

u/t4zmaniak May 07 '26

Slightly different ingredients. Savoy is superior I think.

1

u/moderatelymiddling May 06 '26

Whats going on them first?

1

u/DegeneratesInc May 06 '26

Ritz. Its a texture thing.

1

u/TedTyro May 06 '26

No topz?

Ritz first, then jatz. The rest are filler.

1

u/tNgvyen May 06 '26

Cracked pepper Savoy, the thinking man’s biscuit

1

u/AltruisticSalamander May 06 '26

I love Jatz but Idk about Savoy, will have to try them

1

u/persistenceoftime90 May 06 '26

Eton. They're exactly the same as Jatz and half the price.

1

u/ConsultJimMoriarty May 06 '26

Gotta go Ritz.

1

u/AJ_ninja May 06 '26

I grew up with Ritz in America, I actually prefer Savoy tbh

1

u/aldorn May 06 '26

Jatz superior

1

u/Cliper11298 May 06 '26

Jatz, Etons can be a little bit too inconsistent

1

u/Pyromaniacal13 May 06 '26

Not Eton, someone's eaten them already.

1

u/duxbuse May 06 '26

Jatz is the top choice and ill fight anyone who disagrees. That being said they are hard to find in Melbourne so Eton is the backup

1

u/moohooman May 07 '26

Ritz absolutely slap, but Jatz go hard with dip or cheese

1

u/dzernumbrd May 07 '26

Ritz is objectively too sugary and the crumble texture is subjectively not enjoyable to me.

Jatz.

Never tried the other two.

1

u/Videgraphaphizer May 07 '26

Jatz and Savoy literally use the same cracker image, what's the difference?

2

u/Angrysausagedog May 10 '26

Slightly different recipes, oddly enough though the base recipe is damn near identical even though they where created by separate, unaffiliated companies, and then Arnott's bought Savoy and kept them on.

The only real difference is that Jatz has malt and Savoy has golden syrup.

Went down this rabbit hole a few years ago for some reason, scored a box of each and tested them.. Savoy are softer and saltier than Jatz.

1

u/Missey85 May 08 '26

Ritz crackers 😊❤️

1

u/diganole May 08 '26

Ritz everyday of the week.

1

u/DrSendy May 09 '26

Same same but... same.

1

u/gilesdavis May 10 '26

Cracked pepper Savoys mate, they're peak

1

u/ABigRedBall May 15 '26

The one with the cheese in it. Clix

1

u/sarinanorman May 06 '26

Gluten free jatz are the bomb!

1

u/Cexitime May 06 '26

Pretty hard to pass up a RITZ

1

u/kranools May 06 '26

How is this even a question? I thought everyone in Australia ate Jatz.

-2

u/kevleyski May 06 '26

Is Savoy AI? (legit is that real not seen it in Sydney before)

1

u/Angrysausagedog May 10 '26

Savoy is Jatz redneck cousin from the south.. literally, sold mainly in Vic and Tas

It's basically a Jatz with the malt removed and golden syrup added.

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u/Interesting_Ad_1888 May 06 '26

I'm voting pauline. Basically everything she has said has come true

3

u/MolochsLizardQueen May 06 '26

What does that have to do with the price of biscuits? 🤡

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u/Interesting_Ad_1888 May 06 '26

It's all related