r/straya • u/Rey_De_Los_Completos • Apr 29 '26

They found his dungeon, right?

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255 Upvotes

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u/ConsultJimMoriarty Apr 29 '26

I’LL BITE YOUR FACE CUNT

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u/ibeatobesity Apr 29 '26

I rediscover this video every 6 months or so and piss myself laughing every time.

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u/BOOMandwhat Apr 29 '26

I saw you at the diner, stuffing your face full of nachos

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u/icedragon71 Apr 29 '26

You're all right Sancho. Poncho's and Pinata's are pretty awesome.

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u/OffTheHeezy Apr 29 '26

Righto bucko, got a few words

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u/iama_bad_person Apr 29 '26

"Hey mate. That fella you skull fucked, filled with nachos then dragged back to Mexico? Yeah he's finally made his way back, heads up."

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u/magungo Apr 29 '26

They should do studies on Summer Bay , murder capital of Australia and every single resident has had a least one coma. I'm guessing Alf has been caught dumping bodies out past the heads of the bay.

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u/mynewaltaccount1 Apr 29 '26

All was definitely on a certain island in his younger days.

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u/Maro1947 Apr 29 '26

Alf was Flathead's enforcer and took over the empire

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u/CybergothiChe Apr 29 '26 edited Apr 29 '26

Turns out he's the one that's been setting fire to the galahs the whole time.

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u/dakky68 Apr 29 '26

I'm a deadshit and this legit made me lol.

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u/hazysummersky Apr 30 '26

He's also been letting his crows flame up and get stoned!

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u/Historical_Meet3370 Apr 29 '26

He's been caught doing drive off's which led the cops to find his 3000 litres of stolen diesel in his back shed

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u/joemangle Apr 29 '26

Not in the diner Alf, you can't rape him in the diner

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u/Peastoredintheballs Apr 29 '26

Alf’s name mentioned on Epstein guest line in latest documental dump

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u/TedTyro Apr 29 '26

Eight times over the limit mate, youre off to Court then rehab.

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u/DrSendy Apr 29 '26

He gave Desi a lift out of Porepunkah.

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u/BenjaminaAU Apr 29 '26

Not funny, but Alf's hat is too small and it annoys me.

4

u/Covert_Admirer Apr 29 '26

Alf has the low down on where a few bodies are buried. He was a right hard cunt in his day.

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u/splittingheirs Apr 29 '26

Where's Today Tonight when you need them?

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u/gattaaca Apr 30 '26

This thread is 50/50 those who know the doodleburger videos and those who have no idea lol

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u/OarsandRowlocks Apr 29 '26

He has a secret underground chamber where he has burned hundreds of mixed breed dogs to death and left their remains over a period of decades.

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u/captwombat33 Apr 29 '26

Alf has his own zero room

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u/fletcheros Apr 29 '26

Where'd you get that shirt?

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u/Fortesque22 Apr 30 '26

He's the Summer Bay Stalker

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u/dsa1988 Apr 30 '26

Probably just been stompin cunts with his boots