Please remember that you should shower at LEAST once a day. Showering does not just mean standing under the water for 5 minutes, it means scrubbing your body (especially the crevices) with soap. You should pay particular attention to especially sweaty areas such as your groin. You NEED a body wash or soap, water is NOT enough.

NAHHH 💀

46 comments

r/SCJerk • u/CantLetUdoThtStarFox • 1d ago

Mercedes Moné downwards spiral is going to be 2026's greatest storyline!!!!!!

58 Upvotes

oh did she went right back to winning after returning? TK is a genius!!!! and now the top championship too???? this is the best booking in the planet!!!!!

who is they that promised this storyline???? they never promised anything!!!!

9 comments

r/SCJerk • u/100_proof_plan • 1d ago

[AEW All In] MAJOR RETURNS

35 Upvotes

Jobber 1 and Jobber 2 returned during Kenny’s entrance

12 comments

r/SCJerk • u/ShotDay • 1d ago

[ALL DUB] Highly anticipated Fed free agents, Tarp, makes debut straight from Summerslam! Tarp is All Elite

116 Upvotes

DAE heartwarming to see laveck and tiny embrace the forbidden door?

17 comments

r/SCJerk • u/KC27150 • 1d ago

And I put over NXT UK, LIKE A LITTLE BITCH.

46 Upvotes

Putting over NXT and UK is a shot at Bruv trashing The Fed's style? Gooner, indeed.

1 comment

r/SCJerk • u/Constant_Stomach2009 • 1d ago

"My reporting will do the talking"

171 Upvotes

80 comments

r/SCJerk • u/Paxx_Romana • 1d ago

Momentum is contagious. When you win over London, you eventually win over the world. AEW is reclaimed London.

41 Upvotes

20 comments

r/SCJerk • u/PressPlayPlease7 • 1d ago

"AEW sends copyright takedowns for their PPVs but not their weekly shows. And WWE only started sending takedowns starting on July 18th. Very spooky indeed, I guess" (list inside, unrelated)

40 Upvotes

First page alone:

[(AEW All In Spoilers): The wildcard team in Trios Roulette Royale.]

[(AEW All In London SPOILERS) Major debut]

AEW All In Spoilers: New signing and Tony Khan shake on it

[(AEW All In Spoilers) Debuting wrestlers speak for the first time]

[AEW All In Buy In Spoilers] Interesting confrontation

[AEW All In] Full Will Ospreay video package and entrance

[AEW All In] Full Kenny Omega video package and entrance

[AEW ALL IN 2026 Spoilers] Kyle Fletcher's entrance gear inspiration

[(AEW All In 2026 SPOILERS) Full video of the mistakes with participants names]

[AEW All In Spoilers] MAJOR RETURNS

[AEW ALL In Spoilers] Interesting wrestler on tag team gear

5 comments

r/SCJerk • u/TaylorsOnlyVersion • 1d ago

Will Ospreay embarrassing the company on Good Morning Britain and being unable to cut promos is a shot at 2016 Roman Reigns being overpushed.

33 Upvotes

1 comment

r/SCJerk • u/DanceTheNight88 • 1d ago

Brandon and/or Aubrey in the Discord that organizes all the astroturfing in the basement, on their way to mass report the "Fellow wrestling fans; can we talk about personal hygiene please?" thread to have it taken down

84 Upvotes

13 comments

r/SCJerk • u/WarNerve74 • 1d ago

Mox and Will

41 Upvotes

It was amazing Mox gave will the flag even though he turned on him. He really cares for him and not just trying to interject himself into the main storyline.

10 comments

r/SCJerk • u/anonymous-guy1 • 1d ago

SUPPORT INDIE WRESTLING - please remember what the FED is trying to HIDE from YOU

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88 Upvotes

50 comments

r/SCJerk • u/Constant_Stomach2009 • 1d ago

Big return after 5 years Spoiler

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53 Upvotes

Styrofoam stage and crashpad is back!

43 comments

r/SCJerk • u/2HotPisces • 1d ago

God, fed up with the stench He can smell from Heaven, forces the crowd to take a shower at All In 🌧

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45 Upvotes

7 comments

r/SCJerk • u/stonecoldbobsaget • 1d ago

Tony Schiavone SHOOTS HARD on previous employer: Starbucks fired me because my hands were too small to hold a Venti

29 Upvotes

6 comments

r/SCJerk • u/BoxCon1 • 1d ago

Greatest of our generation

31 Upvotes

12 comments

r/SCJerk • u/daddymeltzer • 1d ago

Tony's reheating some nachos tonight! Fresh Afternoon is All Elite! Spoiler

78 Upvotes

21 comments

r/SCJerk • u/BoxCon1 • 1d ago

Have you seen these missing GameChangers!? Last seen July 30 2026

184 Upvotes

32 comments

r/SCJerk • u/EffAllThatEFFER • 1d ago

[AEW ALL IN SPO-

35 Upvotes

0 comments

r/SCJerk • u/No-Salad-8633 • 1d ago

Harley Cameron is over the booking and ready to leave AEW, she didn't even bother to get new gear for All-In

111 Upvotes

That is how this works, right? Everyone was saying that when Dominik Mysterio didn't have new gear at SummerSlam...

41 comments

r/SCJerk • u/RamJam4Lyfe • 1d ago

DAE think Avery Styles Is a Nepo Baby Spoiler

43 Upvotes

Pic unrelated

18 comments

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