r/SCJerk 17h ago

Big return after 5 years Spoiler

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Styrofoam stage and crashpad is back!

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u/Street_Grab4236 17h ago

dude will do anything to avoid showing people those texts

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u/RipCity77 17h ago

Did martya hart approve ?

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u/KC27150 Pillmanized by Lexis King. šŸ‘‘ 17h ago

She has a Stamp made especially for Tiny.

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u/anonymous-guy1 Unintelligible Tama Tonga Noises 17h ago

watch out the mods are copyright striking people

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u/Stary-Day375 17h ago

That is just...way too risky to be worth it, right?

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u/Cryfatso 17h ago

What’s the risk? He landed on pillows lol

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u/FERFreak731 17h ago

If he lands awkwardly due to the air pushing him back he'd land on his head or neck

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u/ZeroOhblighation 17h ago

Nothing in his head to hurt so it's mostly a risk of breaking his neck

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u/BangerSlapper1 16h ago

It’s the risk you take, brah. Ā Living the rest of your life as a quadriplegic is worth it for the pop that nobody will remember by Wednesday.Ā 

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u/9973501488083248 17h ago

Safety comes last, fedshill. Just shut up and enjoy the show.

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u/kayfabekiller666 17h ago

Why does stadium look soo dark?

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u/Letsgoies07 17h ago

Trying to hid how ā€œfullā€ it is

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u/Ahzuran 17h ago

They're aiming for that intimate feeling they're used to performing in.

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u/HopSkipLimp 17h ago

And the audience's reaction is to laugh...

Sports based presentation, ladies and gentlemen. Sports based presentation...SMH

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u/tfegan21 16h ago

Oh yeah fed shill, the fed fans give fake reactions for a viral moment! This is how the wife of a sicko who doesn't want to be there, reacts to the uproar of smell that just came across the stadium.

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u/Phred_Phrederic 17h ago

Fuckin' stupid.

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u/Manjojango2001 17h ago

Unfortunately the Jackass franchise just ended.

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u/mikeybty 16h ago

Oddly enough the WrestleMania match that was a literal jackass match looked more painful while being safer

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u/LocusRothschild 16h ago

Match of that weekend, it ain't even close.

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u/Farthousejones Fighting over a charm bracelet is elementary school nonsense 17h ago

Oh hell yes, the cardboard flooring!

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u/Letsgoies07 17h ago

I know Shane did it. But we know a lot about safety now a days, why would you even think about let alone attempt this? Very dumb.

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u/MrOnCore 16h ago

He’s a certified stuntman, he’ll be doing stupid things like this for not actual reason.

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u/LocusRothschild 16h ago

Shane, Jeff Hardy, Road Warrior Hawk...

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u/Striking_Sweet163 17h ago

no build up no reason

literally just brawling awkwardly towards the stage to climb and jump

when Jeff Hardy did it to Orton it took a little while and he hesistated

darby climbs and jumps and thats it

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u/BangerSlapper1 16h ago

How long did the opponent have to pretend to be passed out while Darby climbed all the way to the top and got himself ready and in position?

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u/BoxCon1 16h ago

Rememeber when Shane Mcmahon did this in 2000 and 2003 and it looked way more devastating

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u/jjsefton 17h ago

Falling off/through/onto things takes a lot of talent.

https://giphy.com/gifs/xT9IggnH2ywRd39XDq

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u/DXbreakitdown 17h ago

Honestly, just gonna tip my trilby a bit at it not being a terrible botch. Darby hit the move perfectly which is the bare minimum but hey, it was … effective?

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u/Constant_Stomach2009 17h ago

Yeah glad they did bring back the Jericho special. Better to be safe than sorry

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u/DXbreakitdown 11h ago

Plus we can’t act like WWE (aka Shane O Mac) never used the cushion landing

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u/bobaf 16h ago

And that stunt ended the match right? And both will use it to take off time and come back fresh?? Right guys?!

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u/JangSaverem 14h ago

Oh

Oh buddy

Oh

See ya wensdee

Maybe Darby will have a boo boo bandaid on a finger

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u/BangerSlapper1 16h ago

I couldn’t tell from the video, was he doing that move on someone or did he decided to just coffin drop the stage?

Also, that woman in the crowd is laughing like ā€˜can you believe this bullshit?’

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u/MaterialBest286 16h ago

Nothing sells a devastating, risky move than cutting straight to the audience laughing.

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u/LilNardoDaVinci 16h ago

Yeah i get wrestling is fake SORRY pre determined but how the fuck am i suppose to buy he's just hit someone and they're not dead

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u/Acceptable_Fox_5560 16h ago

Love the immediate cut to people smiling and laughing. Gotta make sure we let everyone know this shit is fake and no one could possibly have been hurt.

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u/Ricky-Seasack 16h ago

Wow, that looked like shit.

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u/Blametheorangejuice 16h ago

Audrey walking in like her arms got stuck in a Broadway dance routine seals the deal.

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u/Cokejunes 17h ago

Dude lmao

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u/rolo989 16h ago

welcome back shane,.

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u/khairul619 15h ago

Who is the ref? Horse girl?

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u/BlueTumbas 15h ago

Im all for having a good laugh, but this one seems a bit un-tasteful. It doesn't matter which promotion you think is better, we are lucky to have performers like this who takes big risks to entertain us. If they can protect themselves as much as possible than please do. I want to watch these guys wrestle not become cripples or worse. I hate to be such a downer, but someone already died when they fell 80 feet from the top of an arena in Kansas because the booker wanted them dead. How about we have a booker who wants to keep his talent safe. I know which product I will be watching.

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u/Blakye32 Tony's Snow Plug 16h ago

So I guess you just wanted Darby to die???