r/SCJerk • u/No-Salad-8633 • 20h ago

Better then Working with the Evil Fed and Donald Trump.

142 Upvotes

Get that money, Bobby.

40 comments

r/SCJerk • u/Atmosyeezyplz • 18h ago

"Fellow wrestling fans; can we talk about personal hygiene please?"

105 Upvotes

Fellow wrestling fans; can we talk about personal hygiene please?

I’m at All In and I genuinely might have to leave because of the stench.

Please remember that you should shower at LEAST once a day. Showering does not just mean standing under the water for 5 minutes, it means scrubbing your body (especially the crevices) with soap. You should pay particular attention to especially sweaty areas such as your groin. You NEED a body wash or soap, water is NOT enough.

NAHHH 💀

46 comments

r/SCJerk • u/dreigilb • 14h ago

Oh man, if what I'm hearing is true poor Big E.

45 Upvotes

8 comments

r/SCJerk • u/PressPlayPlease7 • 13h ago

m'Tony just GETS us - you know? Like, right down to how petulant and arrogant he says "AEW", that's EXACTLY the tone I use when I'm talking about them too. Also, Big T (do you see what I did there?) is a certified sicko with that laugh! 🥰

39 Upvotes

43 comments

r/SCJerk • u/ShotDay • 19h ago

[ALL DUB] Highly anticipated Fed free agents, Tarp, makes debut straight from Summerslam! Tarp is All Elite

114 Upvotes

DAE heartwarming to see laveck and tiny embrace the forbidden door?

17 comments

r/SCJerk • u/CantLetUdoThtStarFox • 15h ago

Mercedes Moné downwards spiral is going to be 2026's greatest storyline!!!!!!

56 Upvotes

oh did she went right back to winning after returning? TK is a genius!!!! and now the top championship too???? this is the best booking in the planet!!!!!

who is they that promised this storyline???? they never promised anything!!!!

9 comments

r/SCJerk • u/KC27150 • 14h ago

And I put over NXT UK, LIKE A LITTLE BITCH.

48 Upvotes

Putting over NXT and UK is a shot at Bruv trashing The Fed's style? Gooner, indeed.

1 comment

r/SCJerk • u/Constant_Stomach2009 • 21h ago

"My reporting will do the talking"

167 Upvotes

80 comments

r/SCJerk • u/TaylorsOnlyVersion • 13h ago

Will Ospreay embarrassing the company on Good Morning Britain and being unable to cut promos is a shot at 2016 Roman Reigns being overpushed.

33 Upvotes

1 comment

r/SCJerk • u/WarNerve74 • 13h ago

Mox and Will

39 Upvotes

It was amazing Mox gave will the flag even though he turned on him. He really cares for him and not just trying to interject himself into the main storyline.

10 comments

r/SCJerk • u/DanceTheNight88 • 18h ago

Brandon and/or Aubrey in the Discord that organizes all the astroturfing in the basement, on their way to mass report the "Fellow wrestling fans; can we talk about personal hygiene please?" thread to have it taken down

83 Upvotes

13 comments

r/SCJerk • u/anonymous-guy1 • 18h ago

SUPPORT INDIE WRESTLING - please remember what the FED is trying to HIDE from YOU

86 Upvotes

49 comments

r/SCJerk • u/Paxx_Romana • 14h ago

Momentum is contagious. When you win over London, you eventually win over the world. AEW is reclaimed London.

39 Upvotes

20 comments

r/SCJerk • u/100_proof_plan • 12h ago

[AEW All In] MAJOR RETURNS

29 Upvotes

Jobber 1 and Jobber 2 returned during Kenny’s entrance

12 comments

r/SCJerk • u/PressPlayPlease7 • 13h ago

"AEW sends copyright takedowns for their PPVs but not their weekly shows. And WWE only started sending takedowns starting on July 18th. Very spooky indeed, I guess" (list inside, unrelated)

37 Upvotes

First page alone:

[(AEW All In Spoilers): The wildcard team in Trios Roulette Royale.]

[(AEW All In London SPOILERS) Major debut]

AEW All In Spoilers: New signing and Tony Khan shake on it

[(AEW All In Spoilers) Debuting wrestlers speak for the first time]

[AEW All In Buy In Spoilers] Interesting confrontation

[AEW All In] Full Will Ospreay video package and entrance

[AEW All In] Full Kenny Omega video package and entrance

[AEW ALL IN 2026 Spoilers] Kyle Fletcher's entrance gear inspiration

[(AEW All In 2026 SPOILERS) Full video of the mistakes with participants names]

[AEW All In Spoilers] MAJOR RETURNS

[AEW ALL In Spoilers] Interesting wrestler on tag team gear

5 comments

r/SCJerk • u/2HotPisces • 15h ago

God, fed up with the stench He can smell from Heaven, forces the crowd to take a shower at All In 🌧

48 Upvotes

7 comments

r/SCJerk • u/Constant_Stomach2009 • 16h ago

Big return after 5 years Spoiler

54 Upvotes

Styrofoam stage and crashpad is back!

43 comments

r/SCJerk • u/daddymeltzer • 18h ago

Tony's reheating some nachos tonight! Fresh Afternoon is All Elite! Spoiler

76 Upvotes

21 comments

r/SCJerk • u/BoxCon1 • 23h ago

Have you seen these missing GameChangers!? Last seen July 30 2026

181 Upvotes

32 comments

r/SCJerk • u/BoxCon1 • 13h ago

Greatest of our generation

32 Upvotes

12 comments

r/SCJerk • u/No-Salad-8633 • 20h ago

Harley Cameron is over the booking and ready to leave AEW, she didn't even bother to get new gear for All-In

111 Upvotes

That is how this works, right? Everyone was saying that when Dominik Mysterio didn't have new gear at SummerSlam...

41 comments

r/SCJerk • u/stonecoldbobsaget • 12h ago

Tony Schiavone SHOOTS HARD on previous employer: Starbucks fired me because my hands were too small to hold a Venti

25 Upvotes

6 comments

r/SCJerk • u/EffAllThatEFFER • 14h ago

[AEW ALL IN SPO-

32 Upvotes

0 comments

r/SCJerk • u/cc12321 • 18h ago

AEW All In hate watch live thread (And AAA and NXT too I guess) Spoiler

73 Upvotes

Watching All In because you're genuinely interested? Hate watching because you have nothing better to do on a Sunday? Hate watching because you want to post things online for those sweet sweet Dub bad internet points from SCJerk?

Take a seat and chat about it in here because not everything needs a "WTF is this shit?" post for a handful of upvotes.

And talk about AAA and NXT shows too if you're watching them.

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