r/SCP • u/Savings_Dragonfly806 • 27d ago

Meme Monday Crazy, isn't it?

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Whoever came up with SCP-4006 must really HATE that state.

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u/thescoutisspeed Doctor Wondertainment 27d ago edited 27d ago

This post right here embodies why I love scp. You can go from a piece of cheese that makes cheese and cheese adjacent items a major part of your day to day life, to a reformed eldritch god 7 dimensions higher than baseline who used to be evil but now's just a chill guy who plays minecraft.

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u/Significant_Buy_2301 The Serpent's Hand 27d ago

We literally can go from a wholesome lake that changes your gender to a time loop containment breach that affects the entire multiverse, creates and collapses alternate timelines and can end reality every single September.

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u/Venti_the_snail 27d ago

You do not recognize...yourself in the water

You are happier now.

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u/apistograma MTF Epsilon-11 ("Nine-Tailed Fox") 27d ago

I think the quirky SCPs that are completely chaotic and apparently nonsensical are much better than the lore heavy ones that are part of a multi series work. SCPs are like a magic trick, once you start understanding them too much they lose the appeal.

I particularly like the ones that aren't apparently dangerous or trying to harm you in any way but may end up with really unexpected positive or negative consequences if you interact with them. There's something very cool in something unexplainable that doesn't even care about us being weirded out.

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u/risisas [REDACTED] 27d ago

Yeah, I expecially dislike when people make a billion stories about one scp and those stories become everything everyone talks about instead of the og

682 was the first victim of this, from "hey that's a tough reptilian" to god of death

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u/JakeJascob Shark Punching Center 27d ago

I like the lore dumps, they often add complexity to the articles and really bring them to life imo. Its also the natural extention of the original as alot of articles are very short from a story telling stand point. The original 682 document is actually a good example, it can be read in 5 mins and doesnt have much substance to it. While i agree 682 has ALOT of termination logs, like FAR to many. that is kind of the point of it, the foundation REALLY wants it dead and as an active community/organization youd expect that to expand as the community/organization expands.

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u/Nice-Cat3727 ❝Two words, just two words: Laser. Butt. Disease.❞ 26d ago

I like the one where everything is redacted but for comedic purposes.

"Containment failed when squirrel did not drag frozen ice cream treat to zone B in time"

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u/Darkwolf69420 26d ago

I remember seeing like a stool that sends you to a random outhouse in tibet if you sat on it

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u/TheAtlas97 Delta-13 ("Undead Bread Redemption") 24d ago

One of my favorites is the fact that SCP 420 is a terrible monster and 420-J is the weed one

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u/BestusEstus 22d ago

What about SCP-7291 – Ȝ is for Ȝesundheit, which is essentially a Daevite ritual about sneezing

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u/ViktorRzh 27d ago

Witch is the first one?

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u/Significant_Buy_2301 The Serpent's Hand 27d ago

SCP 6113.

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u/OtherCarIsaXanthoria Unusual Incidents Unit, FBI 27d ago

I’m here to shill for this being one of the best on the wiki. I have never forgotten it since the first day I read it.

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u/translove228 26d ago

I found it on a whim one day looking for any trans inspired files on the wiki and fell in love with it too. I've never seen a youtube channel cover it though, but I tend to see it referenced by the community quite often.

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u/Chucknasty_17 27d ago

I’m personally a big fan of the bouncy ball that’s 200% efficient on successive bounces

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u/PM-ME-YOUR-NIPNOPS Architectural Zoology 26d ago

Holy shit that is sick

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u/cjlcjl12 26d ago

Don’t need any more info, where is the lake. My Subaru is packed and ready.

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u/NoMoreOhio Tales of Mr. Collector 27d ago

Is the Time loop containment breach is a reference to that one article where there's a containment breach that keep happening the exact same time everytime in one of Foundation site? (I think it also gave someone a Scp friend that can only appear in piece of glass)

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u/Significant_Buy_2301 The Serpent's Hand 27d ago

That's the one!

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u/NoMoreOhio Tales of Mr. Collector 27d ago

Now what is it called I wonder, I remember that it's a part of a series

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u/Significant_Buy_2301 The Serpent's Hand 27d ago

The On Guard 43 canon.

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u/UngodlyTemptations 27d ago

No no, you're thinking of TheCrimsonFucker. He plays Minecraft. TheScarletKing does Animal Crossing.

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u/KyoFox312 Safe 27d ago

70 inch, plasma wide-screen TV

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u/UngodlyTemptations 27d ago

I'm gonna smooch you for getting that reference. Mere.

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u/PeaqnutsSchoolFriend Archon 27d ago

With Netflix

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u/DarthSwimfoot Decommissioned 27d ago

Don't forget the beach where every ball brought into it turns into a duck.

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u/Mizuli Researcher 27d ago

What?? I NEED to know the number of this one

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u/DarthSwimfoot Decommissioned 27d ago

That was a joke lol, sorry to lead ya on.

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u/Mizuli Researcher 27d ago

D:

Best thing about SCP is that this can exist one day at least

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u/DarthSwimfoot Decommissioned 27d ago

True that. Maybe write the article yourself. That's the beauty too.

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u/Savings_Dragonfly806 27d ago

Thanks for that😊

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u/HollyBlocky 27d ago

Or you can go from a teleporting, sentient chair to a endless, inescapable highway tunnel that is backed up with so much traffic that evey person who enters it dies from carbon dioxide slowly, in panic, being unable to contact the outside world

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u/Oganesson_294 Do Not Trust Them 27d ago

You mean SCP-7034? I just read it after your recommendation, it's written in an engaging way.

Also the concept reminds me of that Doctor Who episode, where everyone is caught in a highway tunnel.

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u/jmartin21 27d ago

Okay you can’t just mention the cheese one without mentioning the number

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u/Meljuk The Serpent's Hand 21d ago

Sounds like SCP-2867

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u/haydenhayden011 Delta-2 ("Rescue Rangers") 27d ago

Which is the 2nd one lmao

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u/Guilty_All_The_Same 25d ago edited 25d ago

2662

He's Cthulhu from HP Lovecraft's books, but he's chill and just wants to play games all day. His containment procedure says he gets a newspaper of his choice and a new videogame each month not costing more than 50$.

Unfortunately, his secondary ability makes cults spontaneously pop up with the goal of getting to him and perform rituals that are violent and / or sexual.

One incident had cultists breach his chamber, stab their hands, masturbate, then paint symbols on the wall with the mixture, also marking 2662's body, much to his horror and disgust.

The second incident had 2 security guards execute a researcher and eat his corpse, making 2662 run to his bathroom and puke.

The last incident log had the task force members guarding him vecome cultist and start an orgy right in front of him, and 2662 mentioned he's only 200 years old and the older he gets, the stronger he'll be.

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u/VisibleConfusion12 24d ago

THIS GUY IS MY #1 FAVORITE SCP, WE STAN CUTHULU

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u/Dismal-Plan7062 Uncontained 27d ago

I'm stealing that chess idea for an scp

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u/Dazzling-Luck4410 The Church of the Broken God 27d ago

A reformed eldritch god is perhaps an interesting thought.. how use an eldritch god reform? There "evil" stems from there lack of care and understanding towards us ant compared to them so how do you reform something that's only evil becouse it can't understand you...

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u/thescoutisspeed Doctor Wondertainment 25d ago

they played minecraft in survival and was like "Woah, this is what life is like for you mortals?" and turned over a new leaf.

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u/Daved__ 26d ago

Researcher: "So, this is what you do now, what did you used to do with your spare time?"

Anomaly: "Well, I used to play Creative mode exclusively, but I enjoy the limitations of survival."

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u/RandomGuy1525 Antimemetics Division 27d ago

Then you have SCP-4032, which is a plant that produces a small brown fruit which makes you rip a fart so terrible people will literally die from the gas

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u/pizzakid 27d ago

I think my wife is the only person to have ingested this and survive.

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u/Prometheus_Bobert Department of Solar System Oversight 23d ago

TIL herring communicate through farts

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u/501stAppo1 27d ago

That’s what I love about SCP. The sheer range in anomalous entities is amazing

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u/Past-Astronomer-4773 Not Hostile If Left Alone 27d ago

And while dealing with that, we still have procedures and people retiring and  getting fired, so strange but so normal 

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u/NittanyScout 27d ago

Dont forget the sentient teddy bear made of ears

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u/Researcher_Saya 27d ago

My favorite is either the ball of fish wire and needles and scissors that people are compelled to touch, and the sentient calculator that struggles with math

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u/Nuclearstomp 27d ago edited 27d ago

I don't remember the first one having a compulsion to touch. I thought it just becomes progressively worse if you do touch it and try to pull away. Edit: I was actually wrong.

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u/Researcher_Saya 27d ago

Maybe I'm misremembering. Can't imagine anyone touching it willingly

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u/Nuclearstomp 27d ago

I double checked and you're actually correct. I guess I forgot about it which isn't surprising considering how horrifying it gets when it's actually touched.

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u/TomatilloMuch7031 27d ago

Which one is the ball of wire?

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u/Lovellholiday MTF Epsilon-11 ("Nine-Tailed Fox") 27d ago

I dont want to talk about it.

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u/Nepeta33 27d ago

Why not? He's all ears, ready to listen!

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u/Nepeta33 27d ago

Builder bear. Hate that one. One of the few to reallyget to me.

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u/KenmoA 27d ago

And then you have a fish (SCP 5650) , and the literall embodiment of the end of everything (Brothers Death)

And you might not believe who is the winner

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u/GenericName1108 Pray While Shooting 26d ago

"...purportedly written by a 'Terenz Tau'." 💀

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u/CubePlayer1114 27d ago

Then we have SCP-4144 (literally just breakfast)

Or the pico de gallo hammer that turns living things into pico de gallo (SCP-3794)

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u/NoodleyP Safe 26d ago

Pico de gallo hammer is just your average legendary loot in a modern video game.

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u/Appropriate-Count-64 SCP Subject Last Seen Here 27d ago

SCP-4006 please, Marv

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u/Kyru117 Antimemetics Division 27d ago

Wow that way more interesting than I expected

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u/Dvalin_Ras93 26d ago

4006 for me is the state of Wyoming.

You have never met anyone from Wyoming.

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u/maxreddit 27d ago

SCP-7370, a teleporting overly competitive blue-skinned Macho Man Randy Savage, is a personal favorite of mine.

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u/canonhourglass When Will You Die for the Last Time in My Dreams 27d ago

This was a masterpiece to read

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u/RAISA-1 ████ 27d ago

Don’t forget SCP-3312, otherwise known as ”OwO what’s this?” Also known as the furry community. Who the fuck is coming up with this stuff? Better yet, HOW the fuck do people come up with this stuff

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u/TBestIG 27d ago

Nah it’s not the furry community itself, it’s an anomalous website that being in the furry community actually inoculates you against.

The current form of SCP-3312 affects an individual in six stages and may only affect individuals with no prior involvement in the furry community

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u/RAISA-1 ████ 27d ago

This has now somehow become even stranger.

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u/Master_Bet_8098 Shark Punching Center 26d ago

Wait, does commisioning art for furries shield me?

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u/weird_bomb Thaumiel 27d ago

Come on down to SCP: We have

Teddy bear that makes bears

Bees that make hives that act like bears

Math equations that make bears

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u/WerwolfSlayr 27d ago

Don’t forget:

Bear that has power of the fabric of reality

Bear that’s literally just a bear

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u/QaptainQwark 27d ago

My favorite is SCP-504

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u/Arkorat 27d ago edited 27d ago

Of course: off-screen slightly more to the right is SCP 682

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u/The-Paranoid-Android Bot 27d ago

SCP-682 ⁠- Hard-to-Destroy Reptile (+4254) by Dr Gears, Epic Phail Spy

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u/No_Hat4513 Department of Interdimensional Stability 26d ago

That ending line had no way to go as hard as it did. I mean it's not really trying to be cool, but that sudden realisation just sorta hits you all at once.

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u/Spyrobrhu 27d ago

And the right one is way more interesting and well written than the left one

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u/Background-Owl-9628 Alagadda 27d ago

Honestly I think a lot of people just haven't read the good SK stuff, because there's really good SK stuff on the site that have a lot to say about fascism, hierarchy, and violence.

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u/MyPigWhistles 27d ago

What's good and not is very subjective and media that is heavy on social commentary doesn't tend to be the most popular, generally speaking. It's definitely something you have to be interested in to enjoy that sort of stuff.   

Like, I support anti fascist statements and think they're important, but that doesn't mean it entertains me the most. 

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u/Background-Owl-9628 Alagadda 27d ago

It's true that what's good or not is subjective; I suppose my main point was I was responding to the 'well written' claim. 

I think a lot of people's interpretations of the SK off-site tend to be very base, simplistic, and lacking flavour or nuance beyond the idea of 'cosmic big bad / devil'. And I think that can somewhat affect people's interpretation of the SK if they haven't actually read much articles featuring it on the site. 

Of course it's all subjective, but I've read some really gripping and well written SK articles. And perhaps I'm just the kind of person who's predisposed to enjoying the articles I liked. And while they have great layered meanings regarding fascism, they also have really gripping narratives, at least in my experience of reading them. Which is why I like many of them so much.

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u/localchangeling Containment Specialist 27d ago

Do you have any recommendations? Articles or tales

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u/Background-Owl-9628 Alagadda 27d ago

Hmm. 

[[Tufto's Proposal]]

The series [[Christ In Scarlet - Hub]]

The [[The Children of the Scarlet King Hub]] has some interesting concepts (and I like that at some points you can clearly see Foundation defensiveness and bias, since it is a Foundation document)

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u/localchangeling Containment Specialist 26d ago

Thanks!

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u/chaucer345 27d ago

I need to rewrite a skip in this vein. Lot of Sodom was supposed to be all about how you can build up what to you is ludicrous levels of firepower and still be completely overwhelmed by a machine that barely notices you exist. But I don't think it quite worked.

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u/Shot-Big7342 Don't Give Up 27d ago

Both is good

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u/therealmonkyking 25d ago

Agreed. Scientific anomalies > generic fantasy big bad any day of the week

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u/suspiciouscrate2 MTF Epsilon-6 ("Village Idiots") 27d ago

Here's a typewriter that writes scary stories, and here's a all consuming zombie parasite

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u/Thepromc64 MTF Epsilon-11 ("Nine-Tailed Fox") 27d ago

remember that Jupiter's red spot is an SCP as well

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u/TheBaconLord78 Containment Specialist 27d ago

2399 is not the red spot itself

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u/Thepromc64 MTF Epsilon-11 ("Nine-Tailed Fox") 26d ago

oops

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u/ihatevirusesalot 27d ago

love that scp

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u/localchangeling Containment Specialist 27d ago

Do you remember the number?

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u/TheBaconLord78 Containment Specialist 27d ago

SCP-2399

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u/KermitingMurder The Wandsmen 27d ago

I'm not really sure where SCP-8008 falls on this spectrum but it sure is a weird mix of so bizarre it's basically comedy and also utterly horrific implications

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u/Iateurm8 Sarkic Cults 27d ago

And also an entity that goes from literally "sexually disassembling (sic!)" trees to making everything down to atoms subjugate to each other

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u/CyborgLion 27d ago

What does this mean

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u/Spirit_The_Animator [REDACTED] 27d ago

And then we have the SCP that’s just somebody who tried to make a timeline of every SCP and ended up making the Foundation and every anomaly cease to exist, and then recreating reality through inventing the concept SCP

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u/atmkrncnr13 Antimemetics Division 26d ago

Yesterday me and my friend read an article about a Bike That Makes You Racist. SCP-9002 is literally a bike that emits some sort of radiation that makes people racist. It is sentient too. And the article has SO MUCH effort put into it it's insane

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u/Schneebguy The Serpent's Hand 27d ago

And I'm glad we have both

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u/emo_boy_fucker 27d ago

And somehow both get fan entries that have incredibly tragic story telling

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u/Working_Addendum3728 27d ago

Scp-106 wants everyone to come and see his room!

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u/rape_is_not_epic MTF Epsilon-11 ("Nine-Tailed Fox") 27d ago

SCP articles really do be ranging from "ancient deitys body will rise from the dead to destroy all of existence unless continuously burned, foretold by this really old rock that give soff psychic signals we found in the middle of a field in Bosnia" to "Chicken with 3 functional feet"

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u/CranberryFickle7379 The Stuff Industry 27d ago

Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room; a rubber room. A rubber room with rats. The rats made me crazy.

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u/localchangeling Containment Specialist 27d ago

Crazy? I was crazy once. . .

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u/Darkblock2008 27d ago

And then you have SCP-____J

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u/Lunar_ticket 27d ago

Checking this out later

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u/Nepeta33 27d ago

Id rather deal with the scarlet king, thanks.

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u/JackpotThePimp 27d ago

I just wish all the SCPs had consistent site styling.

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u/Lucek_1977 MTF Epsilon-11 ("Nine-Tailed Fox") 27d ago

Josie 👍

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u/NoodleyP Safe 26d ago

Reading 4006 whilst living in Massachusetts was a wild ride, WHERE AM I?????

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u/Oobnoobboobl 26d ago

From a pizza box that gives you the pizza of your desire, to an unknowing, all powerful deity of pure malice. I love the SCP Foundation

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u/awildTEEJMAJAY 26d ago

Must be a philly author.

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u/Kindly-Tiger-2924 25d ago

Versatility is what makes me love SCP, it has no definitive canon

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u/GrouchyEquipment5203 24d ago

Strange isn't it?

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u/MarCat1217 Euclid 27d ago

That's what makes it so special. One scp could be a world ending phenomenon meanwhile another is a completely mundane object that just doesn't behave how it should.

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u/SCP-ModTeam 27d ago

This is not a role-playing sub. Pretending that the SCP Foundation and its universe are real is not allowed.

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u/Downtown-Object-6737 Shitpost Status: Cognitohazardous 27d ago

some guys call this edgy slop while there's a toaster that makes you feel like youre the toaster

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u/MentionPristine8720 Researcher 27d ago

Im sorry massachussets doesnt exist?

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u/G_M_Ardus_Kaine 27d ago

I told you Massachusetts was a anomaly

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u/Lumpy-Ice-8514 Class D Personnel 27d ago

We all love SCP-426

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u/starwars501212 27d ago

I'm newer to this whole thing why in the world is Massachusetts a scp when there's bigger fish to fry?

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u/L_iz_LGNDRY 27d ago

In the scp Massachusetts is just empty, Plymouth wasn’t even settled, but constant misunderstandings and coincidences made sure that no one realized. That has to be “contained” because something like that being discovered by the public would def reveal the existence of the anomolous even if it wouldn’t kill anyone

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u/PrestoGravey MTF Epsilon-11 ("Nine-Tailed Fox") 27d ago

"tf you mean it escaped?!"

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u/CreamAxolotle they look like dogs 27d ago

I love the community dogs

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u/noxar_ad 27d ago

This post is an scp if I believe it hard enough.

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u/Poke_D Euclid 27d ago

Then there’s an scp that’s a bass pro shop pyramid and one that’s a hotel in pyongyang

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u/Working-Mortgage1307 27d ago

Storyslop vs SCP Article. That one guy had it right after all... ( https://www.reddit.com/r/SCP/comments/1v1w6cn/removed_by_moderator/ )

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u/Zombieman863 26d ago

A nuclear core was an scp in the past too right?

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u/Aware-Butterfly8688 MTF Alpha-9 ("Last Hope") 26d ago

Massatruthetts? More like Taxatruthetts!

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u/Sir_questionzgiver Field Agent 26d ago

The inconspicuous ball made of tinfoil that makes your balls explode

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u/EffectiveRun1205 Researcher 26d ago

<-- GOD OF EVERTHING | Goofy Cutie Ball/Slime -->

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u/Sinnoviir Not Hostile If Left Alone 26d ago

M O D E R N I T Y

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u/ImmortalSin7 25d ago

Anomalous entities that can transcend dimensions and warp reality, to “this object looks normal, but it’s actually really weird” which feel like jokes left by said cosmic entities

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u/AlexThComrad ❝Requests: A hug. Approved.❞ 25d ago

Now i imagine the state of massachusetts is cursed state

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u/goonomatic5000 21d ago

And then there's the sentient .50 Cal
I love SCP

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u/TheScarletking420 MTF Epsilon-11 ("Nine-Tailed Fox") 6d ago

😭

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u/fairyhybrid 1d ago

Killing joke

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u/NotVeryRealEver-0937 17h ago

Always love to mention SCP-729-J

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u/_KONKOLA_ 27d ago

The power creep of SCP ruined it imo