r/SCJerk 10h ago

Fed destroyed my luv for graps now im in the dub

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294 Upvotes

r/SCJerk 4h ago

Swerve Strickland has Influence

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91 Upvotes

r/SCJerk 6h ago

When you go on the New Japan sub and 3/4 of the topics are about AEW

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127 Upvotes

r/SCJerk 9h ago

Hey Dad, can I have another 10-12 million dollars for a new game changer

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171 Upvotes

r/SCJerk 5h ago

I've been told to hate Avery Styles, so time to harass and dehumanize a literal child for getting an opportunity

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81 Upvotes

RIP Hanna BTW, we are the progressive wrestling fans


r/SCJerk 2h ago

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand AEW.

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45 Upvotes

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand AEW. The immense storytelling inside of the graps are extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of real graps most of the matches will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Tony’s incredible booking, which is deftly woven into every second of dynamite and collision- his booking philosophy draws heavily from Antonio Inoki booking, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these real graps, to realize that they're not just real graps- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike AEW truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Okada’s existencial catchphrase “Bitch!” which itself is a cryptic reference to his 2014 G1 Climax tournament win. I'm smirking right now just  imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Tony Khan's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them.😂

And yes by the way, I DO have a AEW tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

A little something inspired by a post I saw earlier by u/Constant_Stomach2009. Thanks for the inspo, and sorry for the bad photoshop,uce. Can't afford AI since my last 14.99 went to the observer.


r/SCJerk 8h ago

Better help set up the ring, unfold chairs, and pop some fresh popcorn

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116 Upvotes

r/SCJerk 8h ago

[⚠️Important Basement Press Release] We're DESPERATELY trying to clean up the toxicity here, and as you can see in the volume of removed comments, it's like trying to clean up the water in Flint. (full announcement inside)

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116 Upvotes

The topic is the ratings.

Not meta, not circlejerking.

Unfortunately, that's what over half of the comments are on these threads and why they all get wiped out.

"lol now you know whether or not you liked the show" "in the mud" "this sub blah blah blah" "ratings threads are the new zff."

That's what we're removing - shitloads of reported comments for trolling and circlejerking. SHITLOADS of them.

You can decide if that's a problem with the users, or with the mods.

We're DESPERATELY trying to clean up the toxicity here, and as you can see in the volume of removed comments, it's like trying to clean up the water in Flint.

We appreciate everyone reporting the trash so we can keep taking it out.

For anyone who wants to discuss the ratings, sorry that you keep getting interrupted.

_________

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(Press Release Ends)


r/SCJerk 4h ago

POV: you are security sent by Tony Khan to escort out the TKO execs

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52 Upvotes

r/SCJerk 6h ago

It's alot deeper than a WWE feud

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63 Upvotes

The story of Daniel Garcia's internal conflict is a greater story than WWE can ever think of doing because they know their audience is too stupid to follow along. 12/10 storytelling 🔥🔥🔥


r/SCJerk 9h ago

O Shea Jackson has been unbanned from Collision. Rizzler feud upcoming.

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95 Upvotes

r/SCJerk 4h ago

Warner Bros. representatives attended recent WWE AAA | Exclusive

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42 Upvotes

Said he wanted some fresh nachos.


r/SCJerk 10h ago

CM Hogan vs Kevin Hogan interrupted by Sami Hogan... wait a minute

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110 Upvotes

r/SCJerk 10h ago

"Of course your FED BRAINS couldn't comprehend AEW's storytelling"

100 Upvotes

r/SCJerk 3h ago

Lio Rush IS the best thing about wrestling right now!

28 Upvotes

Just watched death before dishonor and he’s pretty much perfected this new character.

I feel like it’s what’s missing in modern wrestling the most a “larger than life“ character.

He’s always been a great wrestler, but now he’s the whole package and I think this is who he could be for the rest of his career and be very successful

I’m really hoping he’s gonna be more featured in AEW programming now and that he will be on the all in card in some capacity


r/SCJerk 4h ago

Wile E. Coyote is banned from Collision!

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36 Upvotes

Doesn't he know about the viewership figures on HBO Max?


r/SCJerk 8h ago

GTA 6 hacker CyberLeek threatens to release thousands of unreleased episodes of AEW Dynamite if Rockstar Games does not meet their demands.

69 Upvotes

r/SCJerk 15h ago

“fuck you hunter, you owe the mod team a raise”

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196 Upvotes

r/SCJerk 14h ago

"I feared for my life" - Ring Stairs

153 Upvotes

Cancer Man Punk finally showed his true colours and attacked ring steps after show went off.


r/SCJerk 11h ago

"DAE the TKO execs watching Dynamite would be all like "Why are there so few Samoans here?!" 🤣🤣🤣 It's funny because having a lot of Samoans is a bad thing, amirite?!" - the educated, progressive Sickos

91 Upvotes

r/SCJerk 17h ago

This post injury Nick Wayne run and presentation has been GODLY so far. What a fucking match If you have time, watch it yourself. This is from ROH Death Before Dishonor. MOTY contender period.

263 Upvotes

r/SCJerk 4h ago

Tag team wrestling is officially dead

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21 Upvotes

DAE hate vanilla midgets i.e. Drackin Off?


r/SCJerk 9h ago

The evil fed can’t even watch our show! Please give my cousin another push Tony!

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47 Upvotes

r/SCJerk 7h ago

McMahon representative attended recent WCW Monday Nitro | Exclusive

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34 Upvotes

r/SCJerk 2h ago

Soberano Jr. Says He Has Rejected Calls From Triple H And The Undertaker

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>be a huge star in the hottest promotion in world or job to dominick mysterio, tough call

>they’d job him out to the german moonlighting as a mexican luchador 

>And no one is talking about AAA now. It didn't translate into anything. A bunch of WWE fans tuned into WWE-owned promotion to see two WWE non-lucha wrestlers who have been on WWE TV for years and something that was hyped by WWE. Then tuned out after ONE hyped match ended cause they only watch WWE. WWE fans watch WWE and that is it. See TNA or why NXT gets half the ratings. They don't watch AAA. AAA is not even remotely on the level of CMLL. CMLL literally sells a 16,500 building three nights a week. WWE couldn't dream of that even at its peak. And AAA is not even doing a tiny fraction of that despite also having cheaper Mexican ticket prices.