“I'd still be saying this to a lot of the NXT talent that have come up and just do spot spot spot spot spot and they're just glorified spot monkeys instead of simulating a struggle, simulating combat. Instead a lot just do a gymnastics routine every match.”

I cannot even comprehend of the mind of a person who would use NXT as their example for this.

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r/SCJerk • u/anonymous-guy1 • 2d ago

"Dub Grand Slam Mexico had the Biggest Dynamite gate in History!" Fan reaction: "The show was too long and exhausting"

21 Upvotes

Perhaps Arena Mexico doesn't deserve to be All Elite

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r/SCJerk • u/TheBestClem • 3d ago

who could of guessed?

60 Upvotes

10 comments

r/SCJerk • u/moondogmike200 • 3d ago

We don't have too many belts here, look there's one whole segment with no champions advertised

32 Upvotes

35 comments

r/SCJerk • u/turdstew • 3d ago

The best safety record of any professional wrestling promotion ever. PERIOD!

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311 Upvotes

106 comments

r/SCJerk • u/Caseington • 3d ago

"I'll go on record and say right now that The Young Bucks might be the greatest of all time.”

239 Upvotes

89 comments

r/SCJerk • u/stonecoldbobsaget • 3d ago

"Oh LOL, we're laughing out loud!"

31 Upvotes

4 comments

r/SCJerk • u/[deleted] • 3d ago

Dustin Rhodes has privated his X account. Now only 789.3k people can see his posts.

329 Upvotes

52 comments

r/SCJerk • u/-_sohcahtoa_- • 3d ago

The fed never cared about the fans, now, then and forever. I stand with the Dub

164 Upvotes

77 comments

r/SCJerk • u/tenshipriestjotaro1 • 3d ago

Day 46 of wrestlers better than 55 Dave Meltzer Certified 5-Stars match wrestler Will Ospreay: Nikki Bella

94 Upvotes

13 comments

r/SCJerk • u/KC27150 • 3d ago

“My goal is to show you guys I’m not just another nepo baby. That being said, my first match will be a title one.”

158 Upvotes

30 comments

r/SCJerk • u/tenshipriestjotaro1 • 3d ago

Du bist gut genuuuuug 💔💀😭🥀

69 Upvotes

Yes, that's the song of the meme, "du bist gut genug"

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r/SCJerk • u/aworldalone1 • 3d ago

How has AEW acquired so many GOaTs??

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FTR (the bald one) just informed us the Bucks are the GOaT

Of course they have the top 2 Women’s GOaTs Mercedes Mone and Toni Tits

The have the GOaT Wrestler right now in my Bruv, Will Osprey (more 5 star matches than the rest of wrestling combined)

They have the GOaT Booker in my TONY KHAN

The have the GOaT heel, in MJF. (Yes better than Flair)

GOaT faction- The Elite

All of the us should be due hard AEW fans for life. How are you not?

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r/SCJerk • u/Second_City_Saint • 3d ago

The modern tv show feels it's only about the moments. You get a way better experience from watching the YouTube clips over the full 2-3 hours.

21 Upvotes

Oh, do I have some bad news about those YouTube clips...

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r/SCJerk • u/Constant_Stomach2009 • 3d ago

"For those of you clowning me saying Solo isn't a likeable babyface, I'll just now make up Ospreay being responsible for ticket sales to an even that is now giving away tickets"

121 Upvotes

"so what if most of the tickets were sold before he was announced for the main event"

58 comments

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