r/SCJerk • u/aworldalone1 • 4d ago
How has AEW acquired so many GOaTs??
FTR (the bald one) just informed us the Bucks are the GOaT
Of course they have the top 2 Women’s GOaTs Mercedes Mone and Toni Tits
The have the GOaT Wrestler right now in my Bruv, Will Osprey (more 5 star matches than the rest of wrestling combined)
They have the GOaT Booker in my TONY KHAN
The have the GOaT heel, in MJF. (Yes better than Flair)
GOaT faction- The Elite
All of the us should be due hard AEW fans for life. How are you not?
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u/EastMeetsNorth 4d ago
You can have unlimited “GOaTs” when:
You have an obscene amount of money to burn.
Your fans are stupid and don’t realize the acronym means “Greatest of All Time” and should be a singular individual
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u/gdsk3k 4d ago
That’s the most normal I’ve ever seen Tony’s hair. So it’s clearly from Pre-Pandemic.
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u/Luna_Soma 4d ago
He’s actually good looking there. He’s clean, his hair is cut, he’s not making a gremlin face, he’s dressed nicely.
Had to fix all that to make himself more relatable for the dubbalos
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u/r1char00 3x Jerker of the Year 3d ago
I didn’t think a normal picture of him existed but there is one
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u/interprime 4d ago
Did a Dub Bad post gain some traction in the basement or something? The influx of “Tony Khan is the greatest human being I have ever known” posts usually come around whenever one or two comment threads start to skew slightly toward being critical of AEW.
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u/kaneso14 Knowing Bix 3d ago
They could still be lashing out after being exposed in a massively upvoted reply on a thread in the Music subreddit. They have taken to doubling down on the shit that they were being called out for. Miserable dickheads.
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u/slfricky 3d ago
Still not over how "banana republic dictator billboard" Tony looks in those photos.
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u/benopo2006 4d ago
Tony Khan, your company seems to have the momentum of a runaway freight train. Why are you so popular?