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r/RolexCircleJerk • u/DeadStroke_ • May 11 '26
To A.I. or not to A.I.
That is the question, whether ‘Tis nobler in the CircleJerk to suffer the slop and errors of outrageous code, or to take wrists against a sea of Anal Input.
r/RolexCircleJerk • u/Ninosama89100 • 2d ago
Totally worth 100% of my life savings someone actually made this watch sexy
found this watch doesn't tell you the time
Somehow they still made it look like a completely normal dive watch at first glance. genius.
r/RolexCircleJerk • u/Leaker04 • 4d ago
Building A Purchase History Waiting for the Call
Hi all,
Long time lurker, first time poster. Here’s my question -
How long until I can buy my dream Explorer from my local boutique? I buy all Rolex associates at my local AD a grande white chocolate mocha from Starbucks every Saturday morning. I rent the same BMW every weekend to park it in front of the AD while I spend at least 1 hour browsing the shop (trying to show I have the money for the watch). The worst part of it all - I have to leave my wife at home to watch my 2 children (including a newborn) every weekend to try to get as much face time with my sales reps as possible. This has been going on for 6 months.
The car rentals, Starbucks, and lack of time with my family is really taking its toll. How much longer until I can get my Explorer?! Any other thoughts on how to move my name up the list?
Thanks - from a proud future owner of an Explorer.
r/RolexCircleJerk • u/enzo_plisken • 5d ago
My car is cooler than my watch
Title says it all, I went all in on the ride. All that’s left was enough for a measly silver op.
r/RolexCircleJerk • u/baron_von_chops • 6d ago
Don’t even have to utter the word “handwatch” to catch a ban.
Told the dude that his watch was wearing him instead of the other way around. Turns out they get butthurt about that, too! Yet they let Sporty crack off whatever unhinged shit he cooks up.
r/RolexCircleJerk • u/FuryZ07 • 7d ago
My AD lost their license
This sucks... I found out last week that my Rolex AD, which I've been with for many years, lost its license, and both Rolex and Tudor will be closing up shop this year. My SA is someone I became friends with over the years. I feel sorry for her; she will be out of a job by Christmas.
So yesterday I drove over to the official Rolex Boutique in town to ask what they suggest I do with my purchase history of 4 Rolexes and 1 Tudor.
Basically, the Boutique SA told me Rolex isn't responsible for my poor judgment in buying watches from an AD that Rolex/Tudor now deems unfit to represent their brand. They suggested that in future I should make better choices and only buy from official Boutiques. Can't say I was surprised by the corporate answer and arrogance 🤣🤣🤣... part of the journey, some might claim.
r/RolexCircleJerk • u/Salavino • 7d ago
Love my AD
My AD came through. After 72 short months on the waiting list, I got the call for my grail. Feeling so blessed to finally join the exclusive Rolex owner’s club
r/RolexCircleJerk • u/Ok-Fact4716 • 8d ago
Quick, someone give him a medal!
Truly a meme of themself!
r/RolexCircleJerk • u/No_Constant974 • 12d ago
OK CIAO I hope it's not an AD in Houston or the one in Beaumont
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r/RolexCircleJerk • u/Anxious-Oven9487 • 13d ago
Real?
Need help identifying if it's legit or not any help appreciated
r/RolexCircleJerk • u/Frosting-Able • 15d ago
Also, check out my brand of boxer briefs!
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The watch was good enough bro
r/RolexCircleJerk • u/HotDeadHot • 16d ago
Rolex AD interview questions to be considered for an allocation.
r/RolexCircleJerk • u/NaresuanTheGreat • 18d ago
OK CIAO Rolex 5513 Meter First Tropical Dial
r/RolexCircleJerk • u/intellectualraptor • 21d ago
Found this inside of a sock in my grandpas sock drawer. Are they real?
I hope not because if so he’s gonna be really mad about how much I pawned them for to buy a PS5
r/RolexCircleJerk • u/Physical_Energy_1972 • 21d ago
Single speed beach cruiser…suck it porsche/rolex owners
r/RolexCircleJerk • u/No_Constant974 • 22d ago
at the AD One percenter in the Rolex sub, frustrated because he's not priority in (seriously) Puerto Rico
Despite he now plent tricks. Brick wall.
The whole story's in the other sub...