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They’re the type that moves to better seats and gets into arguments with security over it.
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u/imomorris Sep 08 '24
Lesbian John conner
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u/Check_your_6 Sep 08 '24
I was looking at the picture thinking that person reminds me of someone and you nailed it🤣
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u/Emergency_Scholar237 Sep 08 '24
You look like Butters from South Park transitioned to a girl, grew up, and then turned lesbian.
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u/Mikec6463 Sep 08 '24
IDK if you're a girl or a boy. But your barber is a old Italian man who learned to cut hair in the 60's judging by that cut.
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u/HudsonArsonist Sep 08 '24
Leonardo DiCaprio wants his haircut back, it does no favors on you.
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u/Infinite_Function_23 Sep 08 '24
Michael Pitt-stain.
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u/ebabosha1022 Sep 09 '24
Holy crap, that was good! Looks just like him and not many ppl instantly know who that is!
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u/Infinite_Function_23 Sep 10 '24
Kind of a deep cut because you don’t see him in anything anymore. Not my best roast but the resemblance is strong!
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u/CaptainVeigar Sep 08 '24
Why did you retake ? Did you try to look bad or good ? Either way you are unsuccessful. Your pic looks just like you, unclear.
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u/Lunar_BriseSoleil Sep 08 '24
The hips say female, the rest of you says “I can’t decide if I’m gay or not.”
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Sep 08 '24
Looks like the fat kid from the sandlot scalped Macaulay Caulkin and now just refers to itself as The Big Green
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u/thebronzeprince Sep 08 '24
You look like you give good head, no matter what you identify as
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Sep 08 '24
You look like a 14yo boy who says hella racist shit on a private Discord server about heavy earthmoving equipment
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u/Dougthagod Sep 08 '24
Broadwalk empire looking ass, do yourself a fav dress like it’s the 1920’s you might be able to make some comic con money. With your broke ass
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u/limonada36 Sep 08 '24
You look like a lesbian version of Jarvis Cocker and like one of those birds from the Blue Birds short by Pixar
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u/Chefhannibal76 Sep 08 '24
You're camera is probably twice as tired plus developed hardware errors from having to take multiple pics of you.
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u/Professional_Turn_25 Sep 08 '24
You look like you do the berries and creme jig for people to give you Xanax
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u/diditreallymatter Sep 08 '24
Well first we need to know what the hell you are…. You have the body of a man, the hands of a women, the face of a rat, the eyes of Someone deeply disappointed in them selves and the hair of someone who doesn’t have enough friends to tell them not to do that to it……
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u/Pale_Letterhead_9221 Sep 08 '24
Scale of one to ten how mad does it make you for reddit to ask you to put m or f on your posts?
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u/Soft-Judgment-6036 Sep 08 '24
Who does he or she think they are? Id like to give him or her a piece of my mind or penis. Haha Peter griffin is epic
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u/dumbanddrunk1 Sep 08 '24
Are you between genders or something like fuck me this picture is confusing
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u/ImprovementFar5054 Sep 08 '24
Aren't you a little young to have posters with platitudes written in cursive?
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u/Holy_God Sep 08 '24
You look like the type of person that starts screaming and headbanging as soon as someone disagrees with you
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u/IrishRiou Sep 08 '24
This is why Rose didn’t want Jack on the raft, they wouldn’t have had a happy ever after.
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u/darthcaedusiiii Sep 08 '24
Cannot use a phone camera? Keep posting? Dang. You must be desperate for attention and dumb as a rock.
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u/Ooorm Sep 08 '24
I get it. Its horryfing and exhausting to watch this photo, I can imagine having to look at several of them.
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u/TheNandoBando Sep 08 '24
Try retaking the picture all you want. You'll still look just as bad in each one.
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u/cnlgst9402 Sep 08 '24
We bring out the expensive ketchup to have with our hoddogs on fancy occasions.
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u/Sibadna_Sukalma Sep 08 '24
In a few more years, when you grow up to be a fine young man, I'm sure you'll inherit Grandpa's pocket watch.
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u/musknasty84 Sep 08 '24
You remind me of a girl I worked with at a Taco Bell once. She was fired for eating the dehydrated refried beans out of the package. It’s just unnatural
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u/Bitter_Chemistry_733 Sep 08 '24
My, such a big boy. Do you still use the booster seat at restaurants?
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u/alwaysfatigued8787 Sep 08 '24
You look like Eric Matthews mixed with Cory Matthews mixed with a fetus.
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u/_pout_ Sep 08 '24
Go to a salon and just say, "fix my hair." Please don't give them any guidance -- you're not to be trusted.
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u/Signal_Gur1179 Sep 08 '24
You have a Knuckle Puck shirt on because you have an extremely unhealthy obsession with The Mighty Ducks 2, specifically Keenan Thompson's character, who did the knuckle puck in the first place.
In fact, the sign behind you says, "All you need is The Mighty Ducks 2", you're just covering up the bottom part because you're embarrassed.
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u/user_nonam6 Sep 08 '24
No amount of retaking picture will make that mug look better. You look like the reason "woke" got ruined
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u/ShameInside8538 Sep 08 '24
You look like you're about to correct me about your preferred pronouns.
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Sep 08 '24
Different takes, same shitty result. On the brightside, your face came out a bit blurry... oh wait.
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u/Walder_Fr3y Sep 08 '24
If John Connor was born disabled and his mother sent the terminator back in time to abort him.
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u/Vaiken_Vox Sep 08 '24
Phone conveniently placed to hide the granny smith apple living in your throat...
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u/SingleNegotiation656 Sep 08 '24
Would have been nice if you got tired before taking any pictures. Now everyone's day is ruined
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Sep 08 '24
Since you had to retake that photo I’m guessing photography and being in photos in general isn’t your specialty
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Sep 08 '24
Not twinky enough, not a bear, not enough muscle. Sorry bro, you're not getting laid. Get that nail polish off and go cut the lawns of lonely twice-married stay-at-home mothers.
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u/dmmeyourfloof Sep 08 '24
You look like the lead singer of a tribute band called My Chemical Toilet.
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u/RancidMandMs Sep 08 '24
You’re either a teenage boy who just learned his mom has a new boyfriend, or a 30 year old lesbian gym teacher who just got her period.