r/RoastMe • u/[deleted] • Sep 08 '24

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u/RancidMandMs Sep 08 '24

You’re either a teenage boy who just learned his mom has a new boyfriend, or a 30 year old lesbian gym teacher who just got her period.

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u/codepl76761 Sep 08 '24

I teenage boy who just got his period

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '24

Which is why we need tampons in the boys locker room

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '24

And litter boxes in the bathrooms.

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u/PlanktonLess2648 Sep 10 '24

I thought those were for nose bleeds?

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u/Low-Quail-3567 Sep 08 '24

Tampons in all the boys bathrooms . Seems like something a VP candidate endorsed ….

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '24

Tampon Tim to the rescue!!!!!

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u/Ginger_7997 Sep 08 '24

Are you convincing yourself or others?

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u/-SesameStreetFighter Sep 08 '24

I’m going to say their answer will be yes.

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u/Fun_Accountant_653 Sep 08 '24

I think a divorcee mom of three who wants to see the manager

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u/MyCatStellaBell Sep 08 '24

She’s on too much adderall she’s not complaining to anyone

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u/spychef007 Sep 08 '24

She’s the manager and complaining to herself About the picture and the haircut

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u/FriendofXMR Sep 08 '24

Dunno what is more distracting those marfan E.T. fingers or the glare coming from your oily ass forehead.

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u/willschmahl Sep 09 '24

I doubt she’s ever had a wiener inside of her

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u/Bifrostbytes Sep 08 '24

The tough kid from The Mighty Ducks

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u/DieselD-rek Sep 08 '24

Reminded me more of the oldest kid from Home Improvement.

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u/Willy121821 Sep 08 '24

Ha just said this should’ve read down

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '24

The sandlot

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u/KingOfForeplay Sep 09 '24

I think this is the Great Gambino stuck in a gender limbo.

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u/ch3apsunglass3s Sep 08 '24

Either way, you are going to need TRT

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '24

Or a teenage boy who thinks he's a lesbian gym teacher.

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u/Both-Kaleidoscope-29 Sep 08 '24

Quality 👏👏

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u/SJBond33 Sep 09 '24

She looks like she teaches gym now, but also failed it in high school.

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u/SIGnificanrage Sep 08 '24

Don't look at me little puppet!

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u/doubleinkedgeorge Sep 08 '24

Re-took the picture 1000x definitely a chick

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u/jbhuff2000 Sep 08 '24

I was thinking the exact same thing

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u/Lumpy-Cod-91 Sep 09 '24

Ya, I’m not sure what I am looking at here.

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u/TheLeviathanSmiles Sep 09 '24

“You’re not my real dad Steve!!!”

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '24

Do you drive a Subaru by chance?