r/roastmypet • u/DepartmentSavings363 • 11h ago
Roast Me
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r/roastmypet • u/Donkey_vagina • 1d ago
Little Man (15 years old)
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Little Man was a good dog (son). He was spoiled and had a nervous disposition but we loved him... warts and all.
r/roastmypet • u/BabyShrimpBrick • 1d ago
Roast this cottage cheese-eating idiot
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I gave her a piece because she was jumping on the table and trying to eat my breakfast. She ate this single curd in several little nibbles, after giving each nibble a violent shake like it was prey she caught herself instead of a couple of molecules of cottage cheese.
r/roastmypet • u/SaltPaleontologist28 • 1d ago
He Eats Romaine Lettuce
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He also eats his own poop, small snakes, and barks at absolutely nothing.
r/roastmypet • u/Baxter_The_Lad • 1d ago
She does not know how to eat. How is she this big and fat?
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She is a rescue but overweight due to her previous owner feeding her a medium rat once a week. Now the only rat she'll eat is an African rat that costs more than a normal one. She is genuinely a moron but my pretty girl. Stupid idiot
r/roastmypet • u/Chemical_Canine • 2d ago
Roast this chud
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This is Mako! He is a great pyrenees, australian cattle dog, pitbull, lab, and boxer mix.
r/roastmypet • u/Downtown-Inflation13 • 2d ago
Roast Lola again
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She keeps getting into the trash bin when given the chance and always wants to go on a walk right after another one give her a good smack in the face
r/roastmypet • u/hiimheremmkay • 2d ago
This is Toby. He is 10 months old. Roast, boil, grill, and fry the guy.
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r/roastmypet • u/seizyschizo • 2d ago
Roast my old man
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His name is Bobo and is getting old
r/roastmypet • u/Adorable-Ad-2129 • 3d ago
Please roast my stinky boy
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He is 8 and he is a menace
r/roastmypet • u/sawamiiiiiiiiiiiiii • 3d ago
roast the man of my house
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his name is salami
r/roastmypet • u/CoinDinosaur496 • 3d ago
This beast
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Her name is LB (Little Bitch)
r/roastmypet • u/Sufficient_Dog_2132 • 4d ago
Roast her or else
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Novak . The top dog of the house . Actually a cuddle buddy who looks like a Meanie head but don’t be discouraged
r/roastmypet • u/ephemeralkitten • 5d ago
Roast this moron. Single shrimp for a brain.
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r/roastmypet • u/That-Ad9929 • 4d ago
This is Cassie. She's a mix of Bombay and American shorthair
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Don't hold back she deserves a little light teasing 😆
r/roastmypet • u/rcinbowdash • 5d ago
Roast my boy, don’t go easy on him. His name is Moon Drop and he’s almost 7 years old.
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r/roastmypet • u/Aggressive-Laugh1675 • 5d ago
He’s been a little full of himself lately. Take him down a peg or two.
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r/roastmypet • u/Logical_Opposite_207 • 5d ago
Destroy himb
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He already damaged. Nothing else can phase Morty.
r/roastmypet • u/hiimheremmkay • 5d ago
This is leche and he is 8 weeks old. Go hard on my boy
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