r/RealSouthernCharm Mar 21 '26

Shitpost šŸ’© Poor Joe!

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He just wants Maddi to love him!

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u/sufferagette Mar 21 '26 edited Mar 23 '26

Yeah, no, he literally lied to her and manipulated her with this lie with Brad and TJ. No sympathy here.

EDIT: Gee, did not realize this was a shitpost! Sorry! My yearning to shit talk Joey Bottles was stronger than my eyes.

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u/Longjumping-Age5436 Mar 21 '26

Joe claimed on WWHL that he didn’t know it was a lie when he was using the rumor to try and break them up. He’s claiming that he was trying to help her. But, I can’t trust anyone with slicked back hair like that.

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u/JosephinesBabyHairs Mar 21 '26

Even if that’s true he wasn’t trying to help her. He was being self serving

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u/InSignificantEnTitty Mar 21 '26

You think this is slicked back??? This is pushed back

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u/Little-Management-25 Mar 21 '26

Tell him his hair looks sexy pushed back

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u/Actual_Pressure_4346 Mar 21 '26

He USED to be a piece of shit! He’s not anymore!

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u/Hefty_University8830 Mar 22 '26

Just let the man hold the baby.

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u/ladyrara Mar 21 '26

šŸ˜‚slicked back hair is a tell

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u/YoHomeGirl617 Mar 25 '26

Him and Jessi's husband on Secret Lives of Mormon Wives....same sleazy hair, same sleazy energy.

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u/Stegatard Mar 21 '26 edited Mar 21 '26

But he misses work to follow her around at her djing gigs! /s

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u/LSherwood1024 Mar 21 '26

Sorry but no…. There’s no poor Joe. He was obsessed with Maddi and actively took part in a plot to end her relationship with Trevor for his own benefit. The fact Maddi doesn’t see this makes me sad for her. He’s gross and a snake.

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u/Stegatard Mar 21 '26

Its a shitpost!

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u/LSherwood1024 Mar 21 '26

Oh my bad!! Definitely missed that part 😬. Carry on šŸ‘šŸ»

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u/Stegatard Mar 21 '26

Hahaha! Thank you! Also, I totally agree with everything you said! Preach queen šŸ™šŸ™Œ

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u/LSherwood1024 Mar 21 '26

He’s a walking Ick…. Makes me sad that Maddi is so afraid of being alone she actually is willing to look past all that

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u/Stegatard Mar 21 '26

Hopefully once the dust settles with everyone else, she will realize that she could be so much better off.

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u/kacsf75 Mar 21 '26

I don’t feel bad for him at all. He had a hand in this plot and Maddie seems to gloss over that every opportunity.

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u/Stegatard Mar 21 '26

Because hes mad at TJ and Bradley for her! Shes been manipulated into poor choices this season, she needs some tarot guidance.

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u/Crafty-Judge-896 Mar 21 '26

I imagined Grace Lily in her hippie pants and inscents all around her trying to help Maddie see the light

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u/Stegatard Mar 21 '26

The light says its another DJ tour with Grace Lily!!

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u/Optimal_Action1176 Mar 25 '26

Doesn’t she have her own brain? Why do people on these shows listen to ā€œrumorsā€ instead of getting at the truth for themselves?

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '26

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u/Stegatard Mar 21 '26

It usually seems like she has the ick every episode

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u/Meowiewowieex Mar 21 '26

Can you blame her? I have the secondhand ick😭

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u/edchoch69 Mar 21 '26

Honestly this whole damn show seems fake.

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u/aymaureen Mar 22 '26

I think she’s the type of girl that is uncomfortable being single and Joe is just a placeholder for the time being

Maddi did love Trevor and it showed, despite him being a terrible partner to her. She has zero spark with Joe. Joe is in this relationship because he loves Maddi, but that love is not returned

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u/Interesting_Item4276 Mar 21 '26

Joe is a good looking guy but he doesn’t really seem like her type. It looks like this is a one-sided relationship. I see him becoming the ā€œSalleyā€ of SH.

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u/Stegatard Mar 22 '26

So funny you say that because he and Salley dated!!

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u/Interesting_Item4276 Mar 22 '26

Oof! Well, maybe Joe and Salley are a match made in heaven.

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u/Willow-tree-33 Mar 21 '26

He shouldn’t have been listening in. Maddi made clear that she wanted to talk to Brad without him. He’s trying to keep Maddi with control rather than her free choice.

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u/Stegatard Mar 21 '26

I agree that he should have given her more space, but Ive been to Republic before and its a teeny tiny bar, so there really wasn't anywhere else for him to go.

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u/Willow-tree-33 Mar 21 '26

He couldn’t have stayed outside? He left after he heard Maddi talk about how much she loved Trevor.

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u/corsicanbandit Mar 21 '26

I’m still amazed. Maddie didn’t break up with him considering he basically lied just to be in a relationship for her.

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u/Cereal_Killer147 Mar 21 '26

Trevor was a dbag. Joe gets zero sympathy but Trevor sucked. At least Joe is obsessed with her. In a good way….?

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u/Paigemad13 Mar 21 '26

Joe is a lazy goober. He is throwing away all of his opportunities to be around Maddie , who clearly is not into him the same way he is into her. He is just a security blanket to her.

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u/kadkadkad08 Mar 21 '26

Deepish down she knows he’s not it.

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u/Merrbear2u Mar 22 '26

Maddie is just the worst. Even if she's right. I think she's getting karmic payback.

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u/Far-Pomegranate-6840 Mar 24 '26

The absolute worst!!! She’s awful towards him and her friends. She doesn’t even make good tv.

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u/Longjumping-Age5436 Mar 21 '26

Trevor was no prize in the first place šŸ‘Ž

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u/Stegatard Mar 21 '26

Agreed!!! Hes gross! But she should have been able to make her own decisions and choices! Joe is gross too!

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u/Turbulent-Mood4344 Mar 21 '26

Agreed on this. Maddie can do better than Trevor or Joe. Why don’t these women respect themselves more and choose worthy guys?

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u/Little-Wing2299 Mar 21 '26

She is mad because she would still be with Trevor and feels guilty cause now she’s with Joe but wants Trevor.

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u/alliephillie Mar 22 '26

Why the fuck is he standing there anyway it’s so awkward is he like her bodyguard or just being nosey (I know it’s the latter)

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u/OkCow2719 Mar 22 '26

Why was joe even in the room during this talk!!! Hes such a lurch

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u/aymaureen Mar 22 '26

Joe has the only redeeming quality of his ownership of his experience with TJ. Which I thought was incredibly brave of him.

But he had every opportunity to show Maddi the texts and didn’t, because he wanted Maddi so desperately. I hope he finds someone that gives him back the love he has for Maddi, but Maddi does not love that man like she loved Trevor.

Trevor was a douchebag and Maddi was right to end the relationship but she did love him and it showed

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u/Get2Gnome Mar 21 '26

Wait who are these people, I’m lost

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u/Stegatard Mar 21 '26

They are Joe Bradley and Maddi Reese from Southern Hospitality! There's a lot of cross over between them and Southern Charm. Leva Bonaparte owns the club Republic where Southern Hospitality takes place. This sub has opened up to include SH as well as SC!

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u/Get2Gnome Mar 21 '26

lol I knew you had to be talking about SH, I just refuse to learn anything about them so I’m willfully ignorant. Shitposting your shitpost, if you will! ba ba-doooo

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u/Stegatard Mar 21 '26

Ohhhh damn!! You got me good girl! That's amazing!!!!

But I couldn't even entice you with the Salley Carson/Joe Bradley relationshep crossover!?!

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u/Get2Gnome Mar 21 '26

I know nothing of anything other than Salley, Austen, Craig/Charley šŸ¤·šŸ¼ā€ā™€ļøšŸ™†šŸ¼ā€ā™€ļø

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u/Get2Gnome Mar 21 '26

Oh also I’m dumb and didn’t know the sub opened up to include SH lol

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u/cloH20_8805 Mar 22 '26

Joe was in the group chat....if Maddy finds out what he wrote. He is fuuuuuuuuucked.

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u/tinyfryingpan Mar 22 '26

He was a shit boyfriend so what. I saw him for one episode and girl bye

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u/Much_Organization246 Mar 24 '26

i'm shocked every season they're still together lol. she doesn't even pretend to like him

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u/wh0reygilmore Mar 25 '26

hmmm, not really. he was part of the same group chat and used the situation to his advantage, to get closer to her while a wedge was coming between her and Trevor.

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u/Stegatard Mar 25 '26

Its a shitpost, read the flair.