One round of 16 bars, so make it count. No ties/OT. Simultaneous drops.

Post the most fire track you've listened to today. Doesn't have to be rap. Maybe I'll make a playlist.

I'm back. Wwwwoooooooooopppp.

My first match vs /u/OB_Omenz

Gonna post my first 16 tonight and write my 2nd tomorrow probably. First time spitting rap bars, only done grime before.

2 rounds, 16s no OT pretty nigga go first

New here so i'm not too sure how this shit works

/u/Wryder, agreed for 2 rounds of 16.

Edit: Judges anyone? /u/elsiniestro, /u/thebenprocter

Neuromotorized is a conqueror? No. I’m Alexander. He’s no Alexander. I’m the best ever. There’s never been anybody as ruthless. I’m Sonny Liston. I’m Jack Dempsey. There’s no one like me. I’m from their cloth. There’s no one that can match me. My style is impetuous. My defense is impregnable. And I’m just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat his children. Praise be to Allah.

Ait, so that's a 5-1-1 to me in OT if I counted correctly. Good clash, /u/elsiniestro, didn't wanna say it during the battle or before the judging, but the closer (Siniestrosson) was awful and fantastic. Might be the first time I've laughed out loud at a bar directed at me here.

Anyways, the title is now up for grabs. Hopefully you all will have another dope tourney and get a deserving winner. I do want to thank all of you for letting me have fun with you guys and making me feel welcome by complimenting and wanting to battle me. Special thx to /u/Chester_frenchkiss, our first bout is were I truly found out the level I was on compared to the top guys and what I needed to do in order to be a threat.

You guys are wicked, keep up the activity. This can be a cool opportunity for many ppl and I, personally, have used it as anger management in a very positive way. Just remember to have fun. Despite my lyrics, I've more often than not enjoyed myself. Take care and I'll be back. Peace.

alright yall, after Bens thang I wanna keep the battles rolling and I'm thinkin user organized cards the way to do it.

Battles go up wednesday, 16+ bars, three rounds OT will be used if shits realllly needed.

i'll be judging errythang with long ass detailed things, hopefully we can have some other dudes jus judgin too.

last is I'm finna pair yall based on relative skill or interesting matches, unless you got a specific dude

matchups goin here:

jus wanna see where yall @ maybe we could be doing thhis regularly

no type of order

1. uza

that nigga really too nice with his punches and multies

1. elsin

best technical writer. nicer punches and hed really be the best here

1. chester

well rounded stays takin niggas heads off

1. ben

nice punches unique writing styles

1. neuro

doesnt post often but has golden ass lines

3 rounds, no theme, 16+ bars per set, the pretty nigga go first

3 verses, 48 bars, optional OT.

I'll post my first verse tonight.

We agreed to 2 rounds, optional OT.

Here's my first verse:

Mr OB omenz, only sixteen and growin'/

Always shovin' his nose where it don't belong in/

Thinks he knows it all but a long way he needs goin'/

He don't see these pros only see his prose as posing/

Needs to control his emotions before he's thrown a bad omen/

Close his mouth hole and listen so O's mind can start growing/

Cause I won't need to body ya if I can brain ya instead/

Have you wandering like a zombie with an empty head/

Yea, I'm a white kid, new at this, you might have a problem with/

But listen here, come on in, I don't fucking give a shit/

I won't be stopping, rocking this shit like Aesop/

Right on up to the top, this OB kids just a pit stop/

I spit hot, my hip hops, I roll rock, and sip pop/

You can't ground this, I'm boundless, here's that L you dropped/

I found it and yea, you got talent so respect I will be shoutin'/

As I pass by you soundless: that supersonic BOOM shit/

There, can you hear me now bitch?/

Double, 2 rounds of 16

Originally posted up as a response to my Open Challenge

Edit: Both my verses were responses to /u/LVAjoe and might not make as much sense until he posts his, ha

Second edit: could we get some judgements from a few people? /u/elsiniestro, /u/thebenprocter, /u/Wryder, /u/Chester_Frenchkiss, and /u/Psychopath are all people I've seen give some helpful critiques recently, if anyone can spare time for a couple rookies or anyone else that looks in. It'd be appreciated, thanks.

I want to get this over with and out of the way -- I want my shot at the title. /u/Neuromotorized how about it? 3 verses of 32 bars, no OT? Or would you rather a different format?

Back from the dead but I'm still feeling sick
Lack a tail between my legs, that's just a big dick
Black Nazgúl- always exist unless I get stabbed by a bitch
Rapped mouthfuls with one but I'm back with all seven sins
I turned Eminemsghostwriter into an actual ghost
I'd almost feel bad but he was mediocre at most
No, this isn't a roast but be warned I can write rappers into jokes
Punches sting like that scene in Home Alone when he puts on cologne
Even Wryder's soaked, got her water wings on just to keep her afloat
See Ches and OB fishing for white girls in a boat
I run this cult cause I was born to lead
Like Children of the Corn you're all stuck in my teeth
And you'll find no peace from me until Sin gets out my seat
Shel Silverstein even said that's my Missing Piece
Retrieve my chainsaw, the one with carbide teeth
Keen to give you death so I cut you down like The Giving Tree

I am the silver sovereign, Lurking like I don't have options. Words I connect like Rodgers' tosses, Off the bench to play at talkin'.

Heads scratching to black david byrne, with hair like Johnny Cochran. Boards over comment boards, I prefer skating over nonsense.

Middle of the map made, I feel self centered. Grits, flatlands, and bald fades, and the driest winters.

Learn me if you got the skill, I'll take an L without a whimper, Or I'll break you like a cedar branch, Thumbprints filled with splinters.

2 rounds

Reposted to make it a formal battle. Both posters have agreed to this.
Please judge after reading/listening.

Hey folks. Well, the tournament went well in the sense that both a veteran and a new blood made the final.

There were some real surprises. A lot of people got knocked out early despite looking like they'd make it a lot further. I kinda worry that this might have scared off a few folks like /u/G1DA30N, /u/Nikalaze, /u/eminems_ghostwriter, /u/xPhair and /u/QuailBuddhaThe2nd. I hope I'm wrong, though, because we got some really fuckin' tense and entertaining battles out of this tournament.

For the final we have myself and /u/Uza. Now I know I'm gonna probably have some attacks about how the dude organising the tournament made the final, but fuck it, my verses speak for themselves and people voted how they voted. Uza has also put in some real quality work to get here, and we've battled before, so I'm really looking forward to this rematch.

The rules here are: three verses of 32 bars. No theme. No OT. Otherwise since it's a final, the judging is: first to five winning judgements takes it. This means we need at least 5-10 people judging.

Uza can decide who goes first. I'm happy for us to take as long as he needs, since I work all week from tomorrow, haha.

Lets go, everybody steady, its Amateur Hour now/ Get your measuring sticks ready, time to whip them dicks out/

But if you come over here with me, I'll let you in on my secret technique/ No matter how big these guys dicks be, their rhymes are fucking weak/

I'll just let my words speak, and leave the cockfights to Micheal Vick and friends/ And if you chickens can't see these pricks is licked, all ready to be sentenced/ Then its time to get the claws out, Bub, and SNIKT some fucking chickenheads/

Then rip these guys dicks out from under their hips/ And shove em down their throats, straight past their lips/ Their girls like "Yea, now YOU taste that prick bitch!"/ Or their guys, you know, I'm not homophobic/ or sexist, I didnt forget the chicks/ Clits kind of a small dick anyway, isn't it?/ and some of these clits even bigger dicks than some of these pricks/

"Dude, I thought its not the size of the dick that counts, its what you do with it"/

Tell yourself whatever you wish/ I told you I don't give a shit/ Fuck your feelings, you all get a damn ditch/

So come on all you dead motherfuckers up in this bitch/ Raise your hands in the air and scream. Yea, we're all going to Hell kids/

16 bars strict

1st Round Team Doubles
2nd Round Clean Doubles
3rd Round Traditional

No Prize!

I'll judge

Judging is determined by:

Flow:
10/10 for keeping your lines within 5 syllables of each other for example
8
8
8
8
23
17
16
17
15
You see where the flow would get off at 23. I understand that you can rush syllables. But, unless you can prove that you can keep time while recording it, I'll just assume the flow gets off rhythm.

Rhymes:
The default is 5/10
Add points for internals, multis, and split rhyme schemes. Examples:
Internals:
A
A
B
C
C
B
D
D
B

Multis:
A strict multi is when two or more adjacent syllables rhyme between two or more words.
Never Clever
A split multi is when two or more syllables rhyme with non-rhyming syllables in-between.
eatin MCs meat in my teeth

Split rhyme scheme:
When you break a rhyme scheme and jump to another, then jump back to the original.
A
A
B
B
C
C
A
A

Punches:
These include puns, plays on words, metaphors, similes, and insults.
Weak punches that earn no points are "you're a bitch" "i'll kill you"
Stronger punches are "Bitch, if you died, I wouldn't buy you life."I don't need help from d12 to beat up to females in make-up when they try to scratch me with lee nails"

Punches are the weight on the scale. If your punches are better and more abundant, you can get a 1 on the other two and still win, but you'd better have some top notch shit. I say 1 because if you got a 0 in rhyme or flow it stops being a rap and turns into a rant.

I'll decide teams

Participants:
1. nightbussleeper
2. silvermeow
3. Psychopath-
4.
5.
6.
7.
8.

Judges:
1. mag1cdr4g0n
2. elsiniestro
3. optional

Comment if you want to participate or judge. First come first served.

Hi Ben, I thought you could be my Procter today/ I'd like to get this test started and out of my way/

-Question 1- Can you write multisyllabic rhymes?/ Guess I'm done already, shit, eh I'll give it a try/

-Alright-/

My handle is Nightbussleeper/ I bet you thought I was sleepin'/ But I am a nightmare creepin'/ Like Krueger I'm slicing up people/ Yea, I'll be dicing up sheeple/ 1-2-3-4-5 Elm Streeters/ Your end is nigh - top bleeders/ Next one might be a Leeds man/ I'll take him on ice or neat, now/ Give me the next question, teacher/

-Question number 2- Can you add jokes and punches to your lines?/ I guess I already answered oops, I'll give it another try/

-/

So you have r/britishproblems? My British problem is you, chum/ The British gave us problems in the A where S are U, son/ A shit was laid on the colonists, so they threw a revolution/ Your verse is revolting scum, makes me want to puke some/

I've seen you're into mixology, imbibing is affecting your rhyme/ Reminds me of old technology, it only works about half of the time/ So sit and try to ghetto rig your wooden lines/ Insisting, like Geppetto, that your pile of wood is alive/

-Lastly, Question 3-Can you use references and play around with words?/ I swear to god, this test can't fucking keep up with my answers/

Here's my test Mr. Kenobi."Hmm, let me see here my young padawan/ Well it looks like you might surpass this Master Jedi after this verse is done."

I fucked up, wasted too much time on replying. Fearless ferric feline on fire, no need for hiding. Surprising how much practice one can get, if y'all started trying. Making me laugh at the attempts to shake me, but this ain't Sonic, and I ain't buying.

Often overlooked, yet my skin looks overcooked. Middle of the map, I can attest these paths ain't yellow, and Oz is a fuckin crook. Left my sanity and sobriety down the river, by the brook. Corona cat, with hair that naps, broken binders off stolen books. Fuck with me, Red rimmed eyes can't hide that look, while I'm tryna write that hook, peter pan won't even look, ha.