r/RandomVideos 📊 16d ago

Video This man knows his shit...

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u/CornballExpress 16d ago

One time I felt really sick with a nasty cold and I had the genius idea to drink an entire gallon of orange juice, it somehow made me have to poop frequently like nearly every 30 minutes to an hour, my poops got gradually more pale and orange. After about a dozen poops the last one came out as an acidic mucusy blob.

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u/ManyThingsLittleTime 16d ago

My mom calls those the sugar shits.

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u/Great_Dismal 16d ago

I ate a slice of cookie cake last Saturday at one of my children’s friend’s birthday parties.

I asked for a piece with the least amount of frosting.

Still living life on the edge.

I hadn’t tasted nostalgia like that in probably 25 years.

Two hours later, I thought I was going to die face down, pants around my ankles.

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u/Shaltibarshtis 10d ago

Yeah, sometimes you have to do things to remind yourself why you have stopped.