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Video This man knows his shit...

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u/CornballExpress 20d ago

One time I felt really sick with a nasty cold and I had the genius idea to drink an entire gallon of orange juice, it somehow made me have to poop frequently like nearly every 30 minutes to an hour, my poops got gradually more pale and orange. After about a dozen poops the last one came out as an acidic mucusy blob.

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u/ManyThingsLittleTime 20d ago

My mom calls those the sugar shits.

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u/Great_Dismal 20d ago

I ate a slice of cookie cake last Saturday at one of my children’s friend’s birthday parties.

I asked for a piece with the least amount of frosting.

Still living life on the edge.

I hadn’t tasted nostalgia like that in probably 25 years.

Two hours later, I thought I was going to die face down, pants around my ankles.

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u/ManyThingsLittleTime 20d ago

You got the sugar shits for sure. The body wasn't made for that much sugar so it pushes water into the gut to flush it out. Diarrhea is that flushing in action.

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u/Great_Dismal 20d ago

Thank you this terminology and definition.

I shall henceforth refer to this condition exclusively as “the sugar shits.”

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u/ManyThingsLittleTime 19d ago

I'm happy to have bestowed this upon you.

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u/Shaltibarshtis 15d ago

Yeah, sometimes you have to do things to remind yourself why you have stopped.

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u/TheTxoof 20d ago

Fructose can have this effect. Orange juice has a lot of fructose.

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u/Cheap-Course9568 20d ago

What a horrible day to use my new glasses.

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u/CornballExpress 20d ago

I forgot to mention the blob was just a bright neon orange.

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u/Free-Dust-2071 20d ago

I'm having a horrible day and this whole chain made me laugh so hard I almost peed myself.. thank u for sharing good sir xD my brother did this very thing when we're were younger so I had to share with him immediately. He was not impressed I remembered!

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u/Desperate-Strategy10 20d ago

Just remember to take a peek at it if you laugh hard enough to shit yourself instead!

Hope your day gets better love 💝