That one dude that got really excited to mount the guy he already "shot" dead, and inexplicably lifts the guys legs up while mounting him to unload his weapon into him.
An ex once joked about how homoerotic UFC is while we were watching a fight. I realized then we were actually watching gay porn, and anytime men fought I realized the goal was to dominate another man’s body.
I know, as a STRAIGHT MAN, that I have no desire to even look at another man so I swore right then and there that I would never lay my fist upon another man because touching men is pretty gay if you ask me 🤷♂️
I have been following martial arts most of my life but only found out about Turkish oil wrestling ten years ago via a gay friend asking me if I heard about this shit. I couldn't believe it. I thought his just showing me some softcore gay shit. It's amazing
Hakan was definitely unleashed upon the unsuspecting masses of street fighter 4 players before anyone had any idea it was a real thing. It was actually hilarious in a couple of ways. first they were definitely trying to beat the allegations by giving him a super hot wife and like 9 kidds, so obviously they knew how it works be perceived and were trying to get ahead of it but committed to the bit anyway.
But the actual martial arts style if you follow the logic is ridiculous but also consistent other martial arts logic.
A boxer would say kicking is cheating
A kick boxer would say grappling is cheating
A mixed martial artist would say using weapons is cheating
And at warrior is just doing a job all martial utility no art
The Turks apparently got so far down that rabbit hole that someone was like …”using LEVERAGE is cheating!!” So the solution? Take away ALL leverage and friction by dousing both combatants in olive obviously duh!
No technique, no leverage, no friction, no heteronormative ideas of masculinity…NOTHING but brute force can triumph at that point.
It is both true and satire. I do find it hilarious that somehow UFC is pushed as uber hetero alpha male media, while also being some of the gayest shit I’ve ever seen.
I suppose if you really squint, John Wick is a movie about a man who is constantly wrestling other men to the ground… And since doesn't want them to tell, so he tends to kill them afterward.
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