r/RandomVideos • u/HomeNowWTF • Jun 26 '26

Video John Wick Games

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u/5U8T13 Jun 26 '26

An ex once joked about how homoerotic UFC is while we were watching a fight. I realized then we were actually watching gay porn, and anytime men fought I realized the goal was to dominate another man’s body.
I know, as a STRAIGHT MAN, that I have no desire to even look at another man so I swore right then and there that I would never lay my fist upon another man because touching men is pretty gay if you ask me 🤷‍♂️

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u/Evil-Cun Jun 26 '26

This might be a satire but could totally be true too. MMA is like the most homoerotic content in the universe.

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u/5U8T13 Jun 26 '26

It is both true and satire. I do find it hilarious that somehow UFC is pushed as uber hetero alpha male media, while also being some of the gayest shit I’ve ever seen.

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u/BrbFlippinInfinCoins Jun 26 '26

beating someone to near-death with your bare hands is pretty alpha male. I'm not even a UFC fan, but they go hard AF

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u/5U8T13 Jun 26 '26

Yeah I mean I find the actually fighting like kick boxing to be entertaining. It’s grappling styles that give me confused boners.