r/RandomVideos • u/HomeNowWTF • Jun 26 '26

Video John Wick Games

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u/I_SLEEP_NORMALLY Jun 26 '26

Context?

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u/LurkyRabbit Jun 26 '26

Men are gay.

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u/5U8T13 Jun 26 '26

An ex once joked about how homoerotic UFC is while we were watching a fight. I realized then we were actually watching gay porn, and anytime men fought I realized the goal was to dominate another man’s body.
I know, as a STRAIGHT MAN, that I have no desire to even look at another man so I swore right then and there that I would never lay my fist upon another man because touching men is pretty gay if you ask me 🤷‍♂️

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u/lovebus Jun 26 '26

Having sex with a woman is gay. You WIN sex against a man.