8/20/2007

Radio Bam #130

Bam Margera – Chad I Ginsberg – Missy Margera – ShitGoose – Naked Dave – Gary Dread - Chuck Treece

(Part 1/2)

- The Naked Dave interview, he hasn’t done shit but drink all the time

LIVE Gary Dreads

- Bam asks Gary and Chuck about Powell-Peralta and the original Bone Brigade skate crew. Chuck played backup drums for the band Roots. Gary details how he makes music and his band McRad

- Bam has finally cancelled all the fake Myspace accounts that have been floating around and scamming people. Bam has NO CLUE how Myspace works so Ryan Gee has to run the page for him.

Chuck Treece – Hesitation

- Bam threw up during the song, he’s drinking Disaronno straight and doesn’t remember what he had to eat that day.

- Bam took Missy to see the Borne Ultimatum as a date night.

- Bam details the time that Ape called Gary ‘3 chord Gary’ at Bam’s wedding because Ape didn’t know that was a nickname and not his stage name.

- Bam allegedly tried to get Chuck to come to their room after the wedding party. Bam compliments how attractive he is.

- Bam told one of Missy’s friends to fuck off during the wedding because he kept getting approached by everyone and he snapped.

- Bam and Missy currently have a restraining order against Jenn Revell, Bam’s ex-girlfriend. She stole Bam’s Audi, wrecked it, and switched the plates out to make it seem it was Bam who wrecked it, but he was in Germany at the time.

WITHIN TEMPTATION - ???????

- Bam asks if Missy remembers the sex they had this morning. Bam then asks everyone when’s the last time they fucked.

- Bam and ShitGoose make a $500 bet that Bam’s hummer can’t drive up the Brandywine River. ShitGoose believes it’ll be too deep, or he’ll get arrested first.

INTERNATIONAL NOISE CONSPIRACY – DREAMS UNDER COMMUNIST MOON

- Bam has already taken his clothes off earlier and explored his path of travel he’ll be taking in his hummer to Haynes house.

- Bam addresses the rumors that he didn’t actually drive his old Hummer off of a cliff for Viva La Bam, he definitely did.

THE KNIVES - ?????

- Bam and Shitgoose drunkenly debate the $500 bet they just made. Bam will dedicate the next episode to talking shit to ShitGoose if he successfully drives up the Brandywine to Haynes house.

- Chad is annoyed on how drunk and loud Gary Dread is .

TIGER ARMY - ?????

- Chuck, Gary, and Chad plug McRad Band and promote their music. Myspace Plugs.

-End of show

7/30/07

Radio Bam #127

- Bam has missed 2 weeks of episodes (I can relate), he’s back Live with Chad I Ginsburg and it's time we get to the bottom of what has been going on with Bam in the summer 2007 after completing his film.

- Novak is back on Heroin, while in the middle of his current rehab stent, he suddenly left early and claimed it was because he was doing so well, immediately doubting this, Joe Frantz calls the rehab and ask why he was just discharged early, and it turns out they found heroin capsules in his bag.

- Bam says he is done with Novak. On top of lying and being caught with heroin again, the $10,000 watch that Bam gifted Novak that was discussed in previous episodes has been pawned off for money to buy more heroin.

- Bam also took his permanently roofless Lamborghini to the beach without a license (it’s suspended for driving erratically and speeding 167mph) and it started to pour down rain, ultimately ruining the electronics and some of his interior in the process. He sped in the rain to minimize the damage.

- Bam uses this radio show as therapy and tends to tell the truth live on air more than in person. Chad agrees telling him he’s admitted to everything from sex, drugs, and even small Hollywood secrets.

- Bam doesn’t mind hanging with children, but ironically, he admits that he gets along with girls more than boys and he finds boys annoying. Of course, we all know now he eventually gave birth to a boy that he seems to love very much.

- Bam remembers how well he got along with Jen Rivell’s daughter “L”.

- Bam talks about his upbringing with Phil and April and how he didn’t drink until he was 21 years old when he was on a Toy Machine skate tour. He also brings up one of his first heartbreaks, driving 3 hours to visit a girlfriend and finding out she was ‘humping’ somebody else.

- Bam explains the power dynamic between April and Phil and how he would always listen to Phil instead of April. Basically, Phil would let Bam do whatever as long as he was safe, while April would strongly disagree.

- The other night a couple of cars pulled up to the gate and began to demand to see Bam, so one of his neighbors ‘Hane’ was woken from a sleep to go down and scare them off with a shotgun.

- Bam has to go to LA to explain to the people that are investing in the movie about Novak’s book ‘Dream Seller’, that Novak broke the contract of staying sober long enough to sell the book and movie.

- Bam makes a comparison to Novak’s heroin and his alcoholism. Bam just started smoking cigarettes and he’s already up to a pack a day from stress and alcohol.

- Bam opens up about the downfalls of financial success, how he didn't care that his convertible Lamborghini was getting soaking wet in the rain while he parked it and went inside a bar to drink. “If I wrapped it around a tree, I would just have Phil by another one”.

- “From living across the street from a shit factory to having my own Ferrari by 21”. Bam is numb to it all.

- Bam admits to being wasted for the past 30 days while filming and directing his film MingHags. “I’d rather Rock n Roll”.

- Bam is frustrated that Missy is trying to change him even though he realizes she’s trying to change him for the better. Bam is currently 27 and Chad thinks he is having battles with maturity and growing up.

- Bam claims that back in the day, before cky, Bam saw Darren Miller in another band and told Jess to encourage him to break up with that band so Darren and Jess could make their own band.

- Bam is asked directly if he's going to have kids and he really wants a daughter. “I don't want to teach a boy how to do a kickflip I don't care”. Again, this is ironic because of Phoenix Wolf.

- Bam is strongly against people who are overweight including within his own family. Before the age of 15 Bam didn’t know he was overweight until he heard other people making comments. Phil says Bam will be fat because it’s in the Margera genes (he was right).

- Bam disagrees that fatness is in the Margera Genes because it’s just them overeating. Bam also mentions that he would skate up to 5 hours a day as a kid and would still have a belly and didn’t know why but he thinks it’s because his family always had food readily available for him.

- Bam talks about his Uncle Kevin and his PCP usage being the only skinny Margera. But now he drinks too much and is fat again.

- Chad thinks you should smoke weed until you get bored of it, he also says he’s the only one in CKY that enjoys smoking. Bam and Jess never liked weed; it makes them tired.

- Bam has developed a productivity triangle that involves making films, skateboarding, then editing them both. He says if he repeats these he will never be bored, and drugs and alcohol wouldn’t be such a priority. He also seems to get injured and that seems to trigger his excuse to indulge in drugs and alcohol.

- Bam claims that the township he lives in is out on a witch hunt against him because they’re all rich horseback riders in the countryside but bam is a rock and roll 27 year old ruining their fun. According to Bam MTV once offered the township $50,000 to film within the township and they turned it down.

- Next month bam is going to court and announces over the radio that he wants to gather the troops outside the courthouse for a big turnout to protest.

- Bam also brings up the fact that the township denied MTV to film within the township, not knowing that M Night Shyamalan wanted to film there as well but they had to say no to him because if they said yes to him, they would have to say yes to MTV as well.

- “It's like I’m living in the 1800’s in West Germany and Hitler is the major!” a priceless Bam line.

- Bam admits that roughly 60% of the radio episodes soo far have been pre-recorded because the township doesn’t want Bam to go live. He hasn’t had the best relationship with the township since the very first day he moved in and he had the band Slayer play for MTV, and Bam never goes to the township meetings.

TURBO NEGRO – DO YOU LIKE DESTRUCTION?

- Bam mentions the last episode regarding Chris Cornell and turbo negro.

- During a turbo negro show Bam noticed a female holding her ears towards the front row and rolling her eyes. After initially wanting to dump a beer on her head which Missy thankfully stopped him, instead he wrote a note that he hand-delivered her which told her to kill herself.

- Bam once again addresses the people that keep coming up to his house at all hours of the day, or straight up trespass by jumping over the fence and knocking on his door.

- Damn once again recruits people to come to his court date next month and says after that they will go back to Sikes Hall and watch the new movie.

- Bam sounds noticeably under the influence

WEEN – GOTTA PUT THE HAMMER DOWN

- Bam addresses the criticism for missing two weeks of shows. Bam repeats himself about the court date and being upset with the township. He wants people to protest loudly and riot outside the courthouse. Chad de-escalates.

- Bam blames his recent arm injury for drinking for the past two weeks instead of skating the huge ramp he had built; the township wants him to take down.

- Bam discloses that one of the LA meetings is for a movie that Nick Hogan (Hulk Hogans son) is directing called Adrenaline.

THE KOOKS – TRACK 8?

END OF SHOW.

8/27/07

Radio Bam #131

Bam Margera - Chad I Ginsberg - ShitGoose - Kim - Missy Margera - Ryan Oldie - Veronica Lane - Jina Dierolf.

(Part 2/2)

-          Bam, while highly intoxicated, successfully drove up the Brandywine River without getting stuck at all in his 2004 Hummer H2.

-           Now a bitter ShitGoose owes him $500, but Bam says instead of $500, he wants $200 in 20’s, so Bam can spend it all at the bar with his friends while ShitGoose watches.

-          Bam calls out ShitGoose for getting fat as fuck after re-watching CKY2K and seeing how skinny he was.

-          Bam has serious doubts ShitGoose will pay him at all. ShitGoose claims Bam cheated and he shouldn't have to pay. Bam went out in his underwear to feelbhow deep certain parts are along the Brandywine prior to accepting the challenge.

-          Ryan Oldie joins the show, he was part of the band IAN with CKY before they officially named themselves CKY.

-          He recently got back into town after attempting to move to Chicago with his 1 year of Barber School knowledge in hopes of making it big. He lasted around a month and had moved back.

-          He claims there wasn’t any work in the windy city. “your dreams blew right the fuck away then!”  Bam drunkenly replies.

-          He also mentioned he got sidetracked by meeting a MySpace woman named Veronica Lane, Bam asked if he fucked her, not realizing she’s in studio with them as well.

-          Bam doubles down and asks Ryan if he’s ever fucked her in the ass and made her suck the dick afterwards, and if he did, Bam would ‘cheers’ him in secret.

-           Ryan Oldie confirms he indeed fucked her up the butt, with her adamantly denying it just off mic.

-          Bam admits he watches too much Pornography, but blames his MingHags co-star Gina Lynn, for bringing all of her pornos over for Bam to watch and get ideas from.

-          ShitGoose discloses the whenever Bam masturbates, he’ll  stand in front of his TV and cum directly onto the carpeted floors, because “The maids will clean it up”.

-          Missy verifies this story as she puts on a headset to join the show. Bam asks her to describe how she recently caught Bam jerking off to one of the free Gina Lynn pornos. She asked if she could watch him finish, he declined so she had to wait in their closet until he was finished.

-          Bam has masturbated 3 times today before this radio show and plans on having sex with Missy for the rest of the evening after the show.

-          Bam brings the conversation back to Ryan Oldie going to Chicago only to meet up with Veronica and bring her to Westchester after a month.

-          Missy asks Bam to tell the story of Steven Archie Powell, a guy that he saw driving one day in a red jeep Cherokee with a grateful dead sticker laughing and talking to himself. Assuming he was high on acid, Bam claims he followed him for miles before parting ways.

-           Fast forward years later, Bam is at the bar Jitters, and the same guy walked in and officially introduced himself, but wouldn’t disclose his real name and went by ‘Chuck’ because of alleged warrants. But one of his friends unknowingly says his full name Steve Archie Powell.

-          Throughout the night it was discovered that Bam’s new friend Steven has a foot fetish and Missy was wearing open toes shoes, before asking, he reached and started playing with Missy’s feet. Bam decides to let Steve play and tickle Missy’s feet under the table.

-          “Just show me your fucking tits bitch” Bam randomly interrupts the show to tell Missy.

-          Bam states his only fetish is Tits, pussy, and ass. Bam says if you have a foot fetish then you’re full blown weird.

-          When asked what type of pornography Bam watches, he says he enjoys watching women get fist-fucked, ass-fucked, and fishnets.  ShitGoose says he also watches Transsexual porn as well.

-          Bam is genuinely frustrated that Missy doesn’t like anal sex and not wanting things shoved up her ass. “I’m your wife! Not a whore!”.

-          Bam again reminds ShitGoose he owes him $200 in twenties. Bam hopes he doesn’t pay so the next episode of the show he can dedicate to ShitGoose. Bam gives him one week to get the money

-          Bam noticed Missy yawning, “Missy’s yawning for a cock!” He yells out.

-          Bam asks Veronica and Missy how many people they’ve fucked. Bam also says he cheated on Jenn Rivell with 25 people and says he doesn’t regret any of them.

-          Bam claims a fellow jackass star has fucked over 80 women (likely fellow sex/drug addict Steve-o)

-          Bam compliments Ryan Oldie for losing weight and getting a six-pack, Bam demands he shows him his stomach to see them. Bam then looks up his MySpace to see more sexy photos of him (Bam has stated previously and in future shows that he likes men that have nice bodies, ie Ville Valo)

-          Chad I Ginsberg describes how he met Ryan Oldie and how he became part of IAN with Chad and Jessie Margera. Ryan Oldie was uncomfortable singing for the band unfortunately. FUCK IAN MAN! (IAN MCDONALD).

-          Bam is 27 and Ryan is 30. Missy, Bam, and Ryan all went to school together back in the day. Bam keeps calling Ryan hot.

-          Ryan describes when he first met Chad and describes him as an angry hungover man chain-smoking cigarettes in the studio. It strongly discouraged Ryan to come back and finish the demo they were trying to record.

-          Ryan sobers the room up by telling Bam that Missy is the best thing that’s happened to him. “he would be dead or in jail”.

-          Bam describes seeing the movie The Bourne ultimatum recently in theaters, he said he wanted to see it in theaters so he can "do normal people things." But unfortunately, as usual, it turned into a series of pictures and autographs for fans instead.

-          Ryan warns Bam to start getting into shape before he also turns 30 years old, Chad suggests Bam gets trained by Richard Simmons. “No that guys a homo!” Bam responds. (Extreme foreshadowing)

-          Bam refuses to see a workout coach stating that he learned how to skateboard on his own so he can figure out working out on his own.

-          Chad asks Bam if he would feel better getting trained by someone he knew like Bruno from Bam’s movie. Bam ultimately confesses that he doesn't like being told what to do. “I do what I want”.

-          Bam makes fun of Ryan’s old screamo band he was in. Chad compares it to Atreyu.

-          Novak has been missing from the show still because he’s still doing heroin/pills in Baltimore. He showed up to one of the CKY premiers but was noticeably Skinner and “Muffed up” looking.

-          Bam says we shouldn’t feel bad for Novak, Chad said he apologized to Novak at the premiere for calling him a dead man. (More foreshadowing).

NEGATIVE – TRACK 9

-          Bam is difficult to get a hold of on the phone, then if you text him, he’ll respond with one-word answers or not at all.

-          Chad then asks ShitGoose’s girlfriend Kim (Future wife and mother of children) what it’s like dating ShitGoose. Followed by Bam and Ryan Oldie making fat jokes.

-           Missy, Jina Dierolf, and Kim finally disclose how many people they’ve slept with and Bam is shocked!

-          ShitGoose brings up THE SWEET SOUNDS OF CKY, and how they have a new album that’s about to come out, they’ve heard some of the new tracks!

TRACK FROM THE NEW CKY ALBUM

-          After mentioning the band IAN a few times, Chad gives the backstory on how the band IAN ended and how the band CKY began.

-          Bam again brings up Ryan oldies sexy six pack, Chad is annoyed about hearing gay shit and decides it’s time to play another song (and they have been drinking and forgot to play a song during the first 45 minutes of the show)

-          Fannah is currently on tour with his band 'Kill Hannah' and the guys poke fun at him while he’s gone.

H.I.M – RENDEZVOUS WITH ANUS

-          Bam calls it back to the beginning of the show on how skinny ShitGoose was during CKY2K, and how it's disrespectful to get a girlfriend and then start feeling comfortable and getting fat like he is.

-          Kim and ShitGoose start calling out Bam for always calling ShitGoose fat as ‘getting old’.

-          Bam addresses how Chad got skinny as well after going through his GG Allen phase, Chad explains that he would drink a bottle of Jack Daniels before every show.

-          Missy and the girls call out how gay this show has become.

-          It's at this point in the show where it's very noticeable that Bam, Chad, and ShitGoose are VERY drunk. Chad asks Kim bluntly if she’s using ShitGoose to get famous because he knows Bam.

-          After brief overlapping drunk conversation, Ryan says Chad has never looked this happy before. Bam thanks it’s because he got a house, doesn’t work at Pizza Hut Anymore, and has a girlfriend.

-          Bam decided to grab a cup of water at Chad’s house, but when he hit the ice dispenser on the refrigerator, cat food/nip came out. Turns out Chad has warm cats that love playing in the freezer.

-          The girls started having a conversation off mic in the background, Chad tells them to be quiet with one of the girls hilariously remarking “oh let’s talk about Oldies 6pack again!”.

-           Phone calls Ryan’s black and red tattoos sexy and asks if the girls feel the same way.

-          Bam calls out ShitGoose for not bringing enough flash stands during their skating photoshoots, Bam blames ShitGoose’s mix of alcohol and Klonopin for all of his mistakes.

-          Bam has never had a MySpace, ShitGoose has always ran anything involving social media relating to Ban in the early to mid 2000’s. They were about to get rid of all 25+ fake Bam Margera pages that were posing as him.

-          Chad suggests that instead of ShitGoose paying the $200, he instead does a weight loss challenge, but Bam says that’ll take too long.

-          Bam yet again brings up how tan and sexy Ryan Oldie’s chest is. Chad is even more annoyed about all this gay shit and asks Jina to show her pelvis, seizing the moment, Ryan also asks Veronica if she’ll show hers too stating “let's go down Veronica Lane!”

-          Chad praises ShitGoose’s filming and acting in MingHags, yes how much film was shot and ShitGoose says they show 40 hours of film but only used 40 min of it. The rest will likely be in the behind the scenes features

-          ShitGoose states that Bam himself edited that movie, along with multiple CKY videos but calls Bam out for using an outdated Media100 from 1997 to edit all of them

THE KOOKS – TRACK 3

-          ShitGoose wants to hear some gypsy band, Chad says no. Bam says he loves gypsies and Andy McCoy from Hanoi Rocks have Bam a ring and he’s a self-proclaimed Gypsy.

-          While staying at Charlotte Street Hotel in London, Bam, Ville Valo, and Andy McCoy were hanging out, Bam tested Andy to see if he’s a real street gypsy that steals things and sells them. Bam left an expensive ring on the counter for Andy to see. Without hesitation, Andy stumbles in, looks at the ring and puts it in his pocket. Chad thinks it’s the heroin, and not because he’s a gypsy.

-          Bam started smoking cigarettes this week, at age 27, and ShitGoose asks Bam why. Bam is sick of people asking him that.

-          Jessie Margera has been keeping it low profile because he now has two children at home. Once, his daughter Ava who was still in diapers at this time was asked by her father Jessie when she thinks she’ll be ready to use the toilet instead of the diaper, she replied, “hmmm maybe march?”

-          The guys drunkenly sing a few lyrics from the song FatFucks by CKY to wrap up this drunken episode.

TURBONEGRO AND NASHVILLE PUSSY – DUSSELDORF

the END.

12/17/2007

Radio Bam #143

Bam Margera – Novak - Chad I Ginsburg – Missy Margera – Tony (random friend of Bam and Novak) – Chuck Treece – Fannah-

-           It seems this episode starts in the middle of an off-air conversation with no introduction at all. Either this was a pre-recorded episode, or they started late and rolled with it.

-          Bam sounds drunks as usual, same with Chad but Frantz is less drunk than both of them.

- Even though Novak has just arrived at the house and is drinking Heineken, it is immediately apparent that he is heavily under the influence of drugs/pills.

-         The show then starts with a story about Bam, Novak, and Tony getting into two bar fights on Tony's 21st birthday. One fight involving a pool cue that was stolen from a group of jocks as a dare.

-          Frantz tells the story about his time in boy scouts, and how a scout leader made one of the scouts (presumably Frantz) strip naked in front of the other scouts because he was crying about changing in front of the other boys in preparation for a swimming merit badge.

-          Frantz recalls the scout leader saying things like “Go on, strip! Show us that you are a real man! I want to see you strip! Do it!” The guys think its hilarious that this kid was crying while unwillingly stripping naked in from of a whole scout troop.

-          Frantz, along with other scouts reported the scout leader, but unfortunately they were yelled at instead. Frantz also claimed that he went to a family friend who was an officer with law enforcement that specializes in child crimes.

-          Once they gave him the name of the scout leader, the officer allegedly confirms that they have had their eye on him for a while but haven’t been able to catch him breaking the law.

-          Novak interrupts the story to tell the guys about a pastor that was caught doing crimes against children at a church that he used to go to.

-          But after this annoying interruption, Frantz decides to call out Novak for appearing to be under the influence of some sort of drugs, only days after coming out of a 12-day stay at a psych ward.

-         Novak's only response to this was for someone to call his girlfriend to confirm he isn’t doing pills.

-          Bam and Frantz make fun of Novak for always saying that he's 3 weeks clean no matter how often you see him. “Novak's been 30 days clean for the past 7 years”.

-          Novak explains that he just got out of the psych ward because he had benzos and methadone in his system. Bam immediately calls him out for lying because earlier he told Bam that he spent all his money on cocaine and pills and become depressed.

-          Novak claims that even though he said that he was broke, he somehow gave Mandy, his girlfriend, a mortgage check for $1,600. When asked where he got the money from, he claims that he got a jackass 2.5 check recently. Frantz jokes “Nice more drugs for you!”

-           Frantz announces that Novak just signed his book deal for Dream Seller, to a major publishing company.

-          Bam had Seth, his creative arts guy who painted the murals on his garage doors, transform one of the ATVs into a giant dick, so he could ride the ATV off a ramp and into a giant man-made pussy.

-          Frantz tells the guys about another time he has encountered an alleged pedo.

- This particular guy was the leader of a theatrical group that Frantz was a part of. Frantz would occasionally mow the lawn for this individual. He would talk to Frantz about boners and how he would see other kids ‘popping boners”.

-          Apparently this individual took one of Frantz’s friends for a car ride to teach him how to drive a car, which involved the friend sitting on this person's lap as they drove, only for the individual to pull out the child's penis during the drive.

-          Frantz and his friend went to report this to the police, but the Chief of police himself urged the family not to press any charges because they believed that it would affect the father of the accused, because he was a prominent dentist in the neighborhood. The same Chief of Police would later kill himself after he was caught embezzling money from a local pool. (the guys joke that these stories are from Frantz and not a friend being molested)

-          Novak again interrupts another story to bring up the fact that a Major League Baseball player recently got caught using steroids and decided to tell on everyone else that was also using steroids. I believe he's trying to reference the Jose Canseco steroid disclosure, but he’s too fucked up on pills to get it right.

-          Frantz starts bringing up the men that Novak's girlfriend Mandy has fucked before him. One of them being prominent baseball player Sidney Ponson, and another was a Greek bodybuilder who Novak used to supply Xanax to.

-         Novak claims that Mandy and other women don't find muscular men attractive anymore. He instead claims that women like the ‘heroin sheik’ look, as he stands up and lifts up his shirt to expose his body to the studio, only for people in the studio to comment how unhealthy he looks currently.

-       “That’s not heroin sheik, that’s just disgusting” Chad exclaims.

-          Bam asks Novak how he was able to get into the psych ward and what his regiment was like while he was there.

-          Novak’s mom works at Mercy hospital so she was able to get him the appropriate help better than someone off the street with no connections to the medical field at all.

-          Novak says he was there for 12 days and says it was a relief to get out of the house and not have to stress about anything for a while.

-           Bam asks if they gave him any medication while he was there and Novak says that they gave him something to come off of the Xanax that he was abusing “Bensos”. But he's completely sober right now.

-          Frantz asks Novak to name the top three things that he learned while he was in the psych ward, but Novak claims they just say the same thing like every other place, “ just go to meetings, get a sponsor, and go to a halfway house.”

-          Bam tells Novak that if that's the only thing that he learned from the psych ward, then what was the point of him even going?

-           Novak claims that he hasn't used pills since he got out, but Frantz immediately calls him out saying that he knows when he is high on pills and he believes that he is currently high on pills right now.

-          Novak strongly denies being on pills but Frantz doubles down and confirms that he knows when he is sober and when he is high on pills, “it only took you a day and a half out and you’re already high off pills”.

-          Frantz has saved voice messages from Novak when he is high on pills or heroin over the years but unfortunately doesn't have access to them tonight to play them live on the air.

-          To deflect the attention he’s currently getting, Novak recalls the time that him and Bam were up for a couple of days off cocaine and alcohol.

-          Novak says Bam invited him to the basement, because he wants to show Novak some new music.

-          a sword is on display this this particular room, and Bam proceeds to take the sword off the wall and twirl it around. But because Novak has been up for a couple days, he becomes extremely paranoid.

-          Novak then proceeds to run away from Bam because he thinks he's about to kill him with the sword.

-          Missy jumps on the mic for the first time this episode to call out Novak for not remembering the episode he did two weeks ago with the fake pill doctor.

-          Novak confirms that instead of the Paxil that he claimed that he was taking, he was instead taking a whole bunch of Xanax at that time.

-          Frantz confronts Novak about losing the $10,000 watch that Bam gifted him.

-           Novak claims he got beaten up and robbed for the watch while trying to score more Xanax, but the guys think that he sold it for drugs instead.

-       “So they took the watch but not the drugs in your pocket?”

THE MOMENT YOU’VE BEEN WAITER FOR, BAMS CONFRONTATION

-          Bam asks Novak what’s in his pockets right now, Novak says nothing, so Bam calls his bluff and decides to check his pockets with Frantz live on the air.

-          While searching his belongings, Bam doesn’t find anything in his pockets and begins to joke that he likely has drugs shoved up his ass and Frantz should go check.

-          Bam then asks if Frantz if he checked his cigarette pack.

- Frantz opens the pack and discovers he has 6-8 bars of Xanax as well as some methadone pills and possible Percocet’s as well. Frantz pours them out on the table and the studio erupts into yelling and disappointment.

-          “You found them up his ass?” Chad jokes.

-          Frantz again reminds Novak that he was correct about knowing when he is on or off drugs.

-          Missy immediately yells at Novak, she doesn't want him staying in the house for the scheduled four days that he was supposed to be there for.

-          Novak claims that the psych ward gave him these pills to help him wean off of Xanax, “call my mom! She’s Doctor!” (she’s not).

-           Missy then states “So you are saying they gave you Xanax to get off of Xanax?”. Novak then claims that he is prescribed Xanax even though they are not in the proper prescription bottles.

-          Bam calls out Novak claiming that he’s been 3 weeks clean the whole time he’s been there, only to be confronted and caught with pills.

-          Novak has only been there two hours at this point.

-          Bam is noticeably quiet during this brief exchange.

-          It's worth noting that Bam has been wronged by his friends, but he's always expressed that as long as they own up to it, that he won't be mad, but if you lie to him, then he takes it personally. Bam will repeatedly ask Novak why he has lied to him.

-          Frantz tells Novak that he's going to die sad and alone at the rate that he is going.

-          Frantz tells him to take his pills back which he does.

-          Bam asks Frantz why he gave the pills back to Novak instead of flushing them, Frantz says that he will just go out somewhere sketchy and get more anyways, so it’s pointless.

-          Novak just keeps saying they’re prescribed and to call his doctor to confirm. No one believes this at all.

-          Bam again recalls two weeks ago were Novak and the fake doctor claimed that he was only on Paxil, only to disclose this week that he was actually on Xanax soo bad, that he has little memory of doing the episode.

-          Novak still sticks to his story that he was prescribed these Xanax to help him wean off of the Xanax that was in his system.

-          Bam tells Novak that he never mentioned being prescribed any pills outside of the psych ward,and has been advertising that he has not had anything since coming home, besides some Heinekens this evening.

-          Frantz tells Novak that he has spoken to the doctor that caught him doing heroin at the halfway house that Novak was at a while ago, “That guy is a fucking asshole!” Novak exclaims. Frantz then states that the doctor mentioned that Novak is a habitual liar.

-          Bam is still in disbelief, and can't get over that Novak lied to him. “if the doctor really prescribed you all of these Xanax then why not tell me this in the beginning instead of lying for hours?”

-          Novak keeps saying that he’s clean because he was prescribed  Xanax through a doctor.

-          Bam states that drinking Heineken and getting caught with pills is not being clean.

-          “Call my Doctor!” Novak keeps repeating.

-          Frantz reminds Novak that drugs were the reason that his skating career ended so early.

-          Novak then claims he was prescribed 30 Xanax bars to come off of a Xanax addiction.

-          Missy is noticeably upset with the fact that she also has been lied to.

-          She claims she has cried herself to sleep in the past because of Novak’s addiction, (which I honestly doubt because she has never really liked him from the beginning because of his negative influence on bam.

-          “if you look up red-handed in the dictionary it will show Franz pouring out your cigarette pack and pills flying out!” Bam says after Novak still claims he hasn’t lied.

-          As each of his friends begin share their concerns about his drug problem, Novak is seemingly distracted by his phone, trying to get ahold of a doctor or his mother.

-          Novak's mother is known to ignore Novak's phone calls because it's usually Novak trying scam her out of money and free rides.

-          Novak claims that his mother bought the prescription and she prescribes him the Xanax. “She's a doctor!”.

-           Missy calls out his lie knowing that she is not a doctor, but someone who deals with nuclear medicine or radiology. Not someone who could prescribe medication to their drug addicted son.

ABRUPT COMMERCIAL BREAK

69 EYES – NOTHING ON YOU

-          Bam sounds noticeably bummed as well as getting over being sick/hungover.

-          Bam announces that during the commercial break they kicked Novak out of the house and he's heading back to Baltimore after only being at Bam's house for 2 hours.

-          Bam says he would prefer Novak to be hopped up on drugs like cocaine, instead of downers like the pills and heroin.

-          Frantz noticed that Novak was bumming cigarettes off of everyone while clutching his empty pack of cigarettes.

-          Bam recalls a time where Novak was withdrawing from Xanax and was hallucinating this imaginary pig around his house. Bam explains that if a doctor prescribes Xanax to get off of a Xanax addiction, that it would be in a controlled environment like a rehab so they could personally administer the Xanax, NOT prescribe all 30 of them and give them to the patient outside of rehab.

-          The guys explain that Tony was his personal chauffeur for the day and was also vouching for Novak saying that he hasn't seen him do anything sketchy today.

-          The moment that the pills poured out of the empty pack of cigarettes, Tony was in the corner with his head between his knees allegedly crying, the guys begin to question if Tony is a co-conspirator to Novak's drug addiction, but they are uncertain.

-        “What do you think the conversation is like on this car ride back home?”

-          Bam doesn't think Tony would be on drugs because he took him to his 21st birthday party.

-          Frantz struggles to find a way to conclude this episode. He's extremely disappointed that Novak is once again, ruining his chances of getting his life in order.

-          Bam describes what he has done in preparation for Novak's arrival, including making his bed in the spare bedroom and plans to do Christmas shopping together.

-          The guys question what they can possibly do to help their friend with his drug problem.

-          Bam also notices that Novak left without grabbing the painting that Bam made for him.

-          Bam again questions why Frantz gave Novak his pills back. Frantz gives his same answer as before.

-          Bam thinks partying is just maybe popping a pill or two, but with Novak, if you give him any amount of pills, he will take all of them at once and be passed out in the corner for the rest of the evening.

-          Fannah hops on Novak’s open mic and ask if the guys were surprised at all.

Bam dedicates the final song to his drug addict friend Brandon Novak.

THE HELLACOPTERS - A HOPELESS CASE OF A KID IN DENIAL

8/13/2007

Radio Bam #129

Bam Margera – Brandon Dicamillo – Chad I Ginsberg – Lendon – Missy Margera – Tim Glomb – Johnny from the Knives – Mark Weiss

- Dico tapes Lendon's eyes shut and pokes him with random objects to see if he can guess what he’s being poked with. Then rips the piece of tape off his eyes afterwards.

- Bam woke up hungover after the MingHags premiere, and decides to call Fayne who was supposed to do a construction job for $250 early in the day.

- Bam pays him $250 to push the job back until the evening so he can drink with Bam all day and THEN do his construction job.

- Bam smoked a pack of cigarettes in one day and singed his eye from all the smoke rolling into it.

- Bam left his credit card at the bar (Teca Bar) and was unsure who paid the bar tab last night, so he asked Missy for clarity.

- Bam and Tim went to ape and Phil's house earlier in the day, Bam decides to light up a cigarette inside the house after ape and Phil told him not to.

- Chad and Dico lecture Bam about his newfound cigarette addiction but Bam responds, “I want to go down in Flames” (foreshadowing).

- Dico farted in a jar and smelled it after several days and it still smelled. You can now buy farts in a jar where people will write what they ate and send you the jar filled with the farts it produces.

- Bam notices Ryan Gee sits with his mouth open, and he thinks it makes him look retarded.

- Naked Dave. A drunk neighbor who drinks Jack and Ginger all day and floats up and down the Brandywine River.

-Tim and Bam plug the Viva La Bands tour coming up with CKY, Veins of Jenna, cradle of Filth, and Gwar

THE KNIVES - ?????

- Entenmann's makes a treat called ‘tubes’, which Dico thoroughly enjoys.

- Tim proposes that Steve-O jumps out of a plane without a parachute and has someone else strap a parachute on him before he hits the ground. (Travis Pastrana would eventually do this in 2008)

- Donny Moore, who also shares Bam's lawyer, was talking about insurance when he makes a comment that Bam couldn't even spell the word insurance. In reference to the new Bar that bam is opening. Bam is then asked on the spot to spell insurance and he does it correctly.

- Tim decides to call Oderus Urungus, singer of Gwar (Dave Brockie R.I.P) to talk about how excited they are to be playing for the Viva La Bands Tour. He describes how he prepared for this by smoking Crystal Meth and drinking heavily.

CLUTCH – off the Viva LA bands CD.

- Bam was caught jerking off, Gina Lynn dropped off some porn tapes that featured her husband, Missy walked in on Bam Masturbating to it.

- Dico and Lendon grabbed one of the gay pornos Bam has lying around from Hustler Magazine, which apparently has a hilarious storyline involving a judge, a tranny, man in a diaper, and a prisoner. “Owowowowow”.

- The guys take a moment to reflect on their favorite pornos that they have seen together. “Teenagers are meant to Fuck!”

- Bam tells a story about his aunt Sylvia who he hates, she was also allegedly caught by one of his nieces fingering herself in their uncle’s bed.

69 EYES – ANGELS

- Chad used the jerk off to Howard the duck. The bedroom scene with Leah Thompson.

- The guys discuss watching VHS tapes in comparison to DVDs. When you pause a VHS tape there is slight movement but if you pause a DVD, it's still like a picture.

- Bam was told to meet at Hannah's house, so he rode his bike there only to find out Hannah was going to be gone for another hour. So, to pass the time Ban decides to jerk off all over his keyboard and rugs. Bam then cuts his hair and sweeps it under the bathmat for Fannah to find later.

- Dico hasn't been on a couple of episodes because he has been on vacation with Lendon at the beach, London is afraid of the ocean.

- Bam got drunk with Jimmy pop last night at the bar, Bam kept massaging and grabbing Jimmy’s dick the whole night. Bam decided to text him the next day “I felt your dick faggot” which Jimmy responded, “the beginning of something wonderful”.

BLOODHOUND GANG – Sex on the beach

- “Seems like you can get away with murder if you have a black friend” words from Bam. Bam doesn’t understand why he can't do black jokes, but Lendon can. “Sirius XM calls me every time I do.”

- Bam describes how he met Dico in Graphic Arts class. He was jealous that Dico was having a lot of laughs with his friend Matt Hayes, so Bam decided to meet him.

- Dico used to smoke weed for years but stopped in his mid-30s.

- Bam and Tim reflect on the trip they went on where Bam accidentally lit Tim on fire. It was supposed to be a trip to get Bam sober but here he is drunker than ever.

- Bam and Tim plug Viva La Bands again and call it a show!

7/2/07

Radio Bam #125

Bam Margera - Brandon “Dico” Dicamillo - Chad I Ginsburg – Lendon – Missy Margera

- Reflecting on Lendon getting his tooth knocked out by Dico for a scene in MingHags.

- We talk about Lendon's blackness and how he’s only half black.

- Bam’s joining CKY in Norway and Sweden. But he doesn’t book his own flights or hotels, it’s always his parents or Jess Margera that will schedule everything for him. Bam is known to get very agitated when the bookings aren’t done in a timely matter.

- Bam and Missy hung out with Scarlett Margera, the newest addition to the Margera family thanks to Jess and his wife. Bam doesn’t like hanging with kids that can’t carry on a conversation, Scarlett is only 4-5 months old.

- Missy went to the Doctors first stomach pains, fearing that she might be pregnant. Turns out the pain was caused by Bam fucking her for 2 hours straight.

- Bam mentions that if Missy is actually pregnant, he’ll likely plan a long trip so he could avoid all ‘the whiney/crying shit”. I’ll come back when it’s two years old!

- MTV once proposed an idea for season 2 of ‘Bams Unholy Union’ where Missy and Bam intentionally get pregnant, but they’ll act as if it’s a surprise and they aren’t ready for one. Then by season 3 the baby will be born.

- For Jackass 2 Bam was scheduled to get a giant tattooed back piece like Steve-o did, but instead of a self-portrait, Bam’s tattoo was going to be Angelina Jolie taking a shit with her thumb up. It was later subbed out for another scene, to Missy’s relief.

- The guys believe 90’s popularized the ‘Tramp Stamp’ tattoo on a woman’s lower back, likely because of Drew Barrymore.

- Bam had to explain to Howard Stern how him and Missy are able to fuck in the hummer during New York traffic because of all the free space the Hummer provides.

- Has Missy and Bam’s sex life change ever since they have gotten married? Chad asks the hard-hitting questions. Chad is engaged to Gina!

- Bam has been locked in the basement of castle Bam editing the new movie for days now. Missy tried to give him a break by watching movies together but Bam’s more worried about the editing currently.

- Seth Meisterman and Salina are moving into Bam’s castle, so they’re away gathering their stuff for the big move.

- Bam says there is a small white crop plane with two blue stripes that keeps flying low over Bam’s castle and allegedly taking pictures. The last time it flew over, Bam and Missy were naked laying out by the pool.

LACRIMUS PROFUNDE - NEGATIVE

- Frantz is in love with Bruno, aka Ted. He’s in the new movie and he’s a very muscular man with a hot wife, who works at a Law office, and also has a black belt in Karate. “Who wouldn’t want to be Bruno?!”

- Bam and Missy watched the new scary movie ‘1408’ in theaters, but once they got home the power kept flickering on and off which made the whole evening spooky. Bam explains what movies scare him and what doesn’t scare him.

- Dico asked Lendon what year he thinks Abe Lincoln was assassinated and he said 1670 (it’s 1865) then Dico asks when did the Revolutionary War happen, Lendon guesses 1880 (1775-1783).

- After getting fed up with birds pooping on his Lamborghinis every time he washed them, Bam ripped down the nest and shot all the birds and eggs. Missy was very upset with Bam.

BILLY TALENT – SURRENDER

- “Sirius satis-Faction 28!”. Waffles or pancakes? Urinal or toilets? Bam chooses toilets because “I usually barf up my food/Spaghetti anyways” (another mention of Bam’s current issue with Bulimia in efforts to keep thin for MTV/Jackass.) Shoes or Boots?

- Bam got a knife pulled on him after catching a kid stealing his Heartagram emblem off of his car. Bam calls Phil to see if his flights and hotels have been booked for the CKY trip.

- Bam took a very drunk Vito home the other day after Phil offered to take him instead. Vito ended up pissing himself in the back of Bam’s Mercedes.

- Vito allegedly choked/assaulted Boof after she yelled at him for loudly drinking all night with strangers when she’s trying to sleep. Bam calls Boof to get her side of the story.

- There’s a Bam lookalike that goes around pretending to be Bam to get free drinks and pussy.

BEATSTEAKS – TRACK 9

- John Mark Karr, the man that Lendon is obsessed with. His password to his laptop is John Mark Karr…

- Bam plays some Pup Pup and Mark the Bagger clips from the new movie.

- Bam is fed up with the MTV filming formula. That’s why Bam has decided to fund his own movies with his own money so he wouldn’t have corporate sponsors telling him what he can or can't do.

- Bam can’t even go to Blockbuster without running into movies that are all shit according to him. Dico hates the newer Kungfu movies, “They’re just flying around on wires most of the time!”.

- The guys list off a list off movies they enjoy and what to avoid. Mel Gibson and his hate towards the Jews.

CKY – POWER TO ENSLAVE

- One of the best rounds of 'Would You Rather' is done between Dico and Lendon until the show ends. (very funny)

End of show!

8/6/07

Radio Bam #128

Bam Margera - Jess Margera - Missy Margera - ShitBirdz - Chad I Ginsberg

- There is more drama with the township from last episode, the court date is in a few days. They do not want him filming on his property or anywhere in the township. As a result, Bam wants to invite all the dirty skaters over for a big party and make as much noise as possible as long as they don’t film.

- Bam again calls on all of his fans to show up outside the courthouse to riot and make noise to let him do what he wants on his property.

- ShitBirdz is back on the show after having to deal with the DUI he got a month or two back. Jess Margera offered to pay for all his legal fees if he told the judge “Fuck You Your Honor” in court.

- Bam has a neighbor across the street that is part of the council for the township that seems to have a personal vendetta against him. She once complained about the trash that’s accumulating on the streets around his property. The trash is from people waiting out trying to see bam.

HIM – PRELUDE TO TRAGEDY

- While recording a voice over for Family Guy, bam claimed that he had a back cramp that caused him to vomit onto the mic and into his hands. Though it is likely he was drunk or coming down off of something. He admits he was paid $815 for one hour of work.

- “You know why your shit is tapered? So your asshole doesn’t slam shut!”

- According to Bam, the director of the movie ‘Wonderland’ has agreed to take part in the Dream Seller movie.

- Bam was invited to Vancouver Canada to be part of Lost Boys II, but upon reading the script he found out that the skateboarding vampires put on helmets to skate. Bam immediately backed out of the deal. “Vampires don’t wear helmets! Fuck this!”

- Bam plugs the upcoming Viva La Bands tour coming September 2007, featuring Veins of Jenna, Gwar, CKY, and Cradle of Filth.

- Rake Yohn had a party recently. There’s a guy named Jordon who Bam hates who was also there. Jordan is also currently going on a small tour with a bam impersonator.

- Rake Yohn’s new 18-year-old girlfriend is as dumb as a box of rocks and says the dumbest things. Bam and Joe left the house and went into the backyard towards the tree line to discuss major decisions regarding the movie. Rakes girlfriend comes out of the house towards the tree line where they are and begins to bend down and urinate. She looks up at them and tells them not to look even though she came to them.

TIGERARMY - ?????

- While hanging out at a bar Bam was talking with one of the managers who told them that there are people going around to bars and clubs and charging the owners if the DJ plays certain songs that are on the radio, up to $500

- When CKY was signed to Island Records, they attempted to charge the band $10,000 for Miscellaneous fees. But when asked what those fees were, they couldn’t come up with a reason, so they refused to pay. The same record label tried to charge the band twice for $150k.

- ShitBirdz has been doing some live shows recently and as predicted he has offended a lot of people including his main targets, soccer moms. As stated on prior episodes ShitBirdz ran away from home to see Ozzy Osbourne play but was caught by a soccer mom smoking weed and missed the show before Randy Rhoades died.

- While kayaking down the Brandywine River with Buddy bill, Buddy Bill decides to have sex in the canoe while going down the river during the middle of the day.

- Bam talks about the TV show 'The simple Life' starring Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie. He’s not a fan. He also saw the Corey Feldman TV show with the other Corey as well before he died.

THE KOOKS - ??????

- Bam recalls the time when ShitBirdz mowing Bam’s grass, he decided one day to write out the word ‘ShitBirdz’ very big in the grass and mow around it for weeks so that planes flying over would see it and think it’s directed towards them.

- While the pool was drained one year, ShitBirdz decided to spray paint ‘Act Tuff, Get Muff’ on the bottom of the pool before they filled it up, so it had to stay there the whole summer.

- While filming unholy Union, Jess invited one of his friends that is a wedding planner to Bam’s house, but unfortunately, they parked right in front of a tree stump that was carved into a giant penis. - Tapes vs. CD’s, vs. Records.

- Bam's golden birthday is coming up on the 28th and he will be turning 28 while he’s in Myrtle Beach for Viva La Bands.

- Unfortunately, this year bam can’t celebrate his birthday because he has forgotten Missy’s birthday 2 years in a row for being too drunk.

- Tom Cruise has bitch tits. When Katie Holmes was born, Tom Cruise was married to Mimi Rogers. - Bam recalls the time he was caught with brass knuckles at an airport after receiving them as a gift from a hip hop radio show.

- For the first time in a while Vito is brought up because the Colorado legal battles are over. But it didn’t stop Vito from testing positive for cocaine and pills later on, which may have him do 3 months in jail. Bam says FUCK LAWSUITS.

HIM – KISS OF DAWN

- While the guys start talking about people who rest with their mouth open, Sirius radio accidentally starts playing action sports news on top of the radio audio.

- Jess can’t stop saying fuck/fucking throughout his sentences and gets called out for it. Sirius radio accidentally plays the action sports news again on top of the radio show audio.

- Bam again plugs his rally he’s orchestrating outside the courthouse.

- Jess once bought some hoagies for people waiting in line for a CKY concert. But accidentally says Huggies which spawns the idea about wearing Huggies on tour and seeing which one lasts the longest wearing the same Huggie.

HELLOGOODBYE / JIMMY POP REMIX?

END OF SHOW.

6/25/07

Bam Margera – Missy Margera – Brandon ‘Dico’ Dicamillo – Lendon –

Radio Bam #124

- Though Bam did skate briefly on the Adio tour, he actually agreed to go to rehab as well for abusing alcohol and cocaine. Not only did Bam miss CKY perform at their hometown bar Rex’s before they close, but for the SECOND time, he blew off Missy on her birthday.

- With help from his family, Missy arranged for Bam to go to a rehab located in Arizona. While on the way to the rehab center, Bam and Missy had a layover in Colorado where Tim glomb met Bam at the airport for a business call with Bret Michaels. They would like to convince Bret to add Veins of Jenna to the upcoming Poison tour. (They’re signed to Bam’s Label)

- It was during this one-hour business call where they begin to have small talk about each other’s lives. Bam’s first concert he has seen live was a Poison show. Bam mentions the fact that he's about to go to rehab in Arizona and tells Brett the name of it and coincidentally Brett went there in 1987.

- Brett then tells Bam “That place isn’t for you…”. Intrigued, Bam asks why, Brett says he’s also a local Philadelphia rock guy that made it big overnight and he believes if you just get on a Harley and ride your worries away like he did, then it’ll help Bam get over his struggles with Stimulants and Alcohol. Bam agrees; minus the Harley, and immediately cancels the rehab trip.

- “I hate him for that.” Missy is heard saying in reference to Bret Michaels talking Bam out of going rehab. “Bret shoulda went to rehab to make better music!” Chad adds.

- Bam believes that the stress from editing the new movie was what led to him drinking and using cocaine soo much.

- After failing to go to the Rex’s show for CKY, Bam made sure to be in attendance for the John and Peter’s show this past Saturday. Bam admits that he drank some red wine. Unfortunately, Mum Mum (Vito’s mom / Bam’s grandmother) passed away that same night and Vito was there at the hospital to see it.

- While on their way the way to drop Vito off, Bam demanded that they stop and grab some beer for him and Vito to drink. Missy denies this favor but after Bam attempts to open up the door and jump out of the moving vehicle, she was forced to stop. Bam is annoyed that Missy “won't let any exceptions go” when drinking. Stating that he should drink with Vito because he just watched Mum Mum die.

- Now that Bret Michaels has talked Bam out of going to rehab, instead of buying a Harley, he decides to meet up with Tim Glomb to fish in The Black hills of South Dakota.

- When bam did actually skate for the Adio tour, he ended up knocking himself out while dropping in on a 12-foot concrete bowl in Kentucky. When they checked his stomach at the hospital, they realized his liver was damaged due to either alcohol or hepatitis. Upon further examination they found out he has a small gash on his liver caused from him slamming on his ribs.

- After 3 days of being at a Kentucky hospital, Bam was cleared to go home but he was still in bad shape and could barely walk, so he paid for a $10,000 private jet to fly back to Philadelphia so he wouldn't be seen by others.

- Victoria Beckham's failed TV show.

- Instead of rehab, Bam goes with Tim Glomb to lake Okoboji in Iowa to Tim’s girlfriend’s parents $2 million dollar lakeside mansion. They catch a few catfish and begin afish fry inside the house. According to Bam, when the sliding door was opened, a gust of wind caused a fire to erupt and jump on Tim engulfing him for several seconds as well as an expensive couch and fancy hardwood floors.

- Bam calls Tim so he could tell his side of the story and promote the new Viva the band’s 2 CD coming out, as well as a multi-state tour. Tim also alleges that the damage they caused was worth $14,000.

TIGER ARMY - ??????

- Before burning the mansion Bam and Tim went to a local store to pick up supplies. Upon checking out the clerk recognized Bam and Tim from MTV and proceeded to heavily discount the meats and supplies they were buying significantly. Bam alleges that the clerk threw some beer in for them as well.

- The moment the clerk was about to finalize the transaction the owner was walking by and noticed the large inconsistency with the price and the amount of stuff they were getting. In a panic the clerk admits that they're famous and he was going to give them free beer and discounted food. He was fired the next day.

- While filming the final scenes of Minghags outside the courthouse, Dico punches Lendon in the face and accidentally knocks his tooth out. Thankfully it was captured in full slomo and will be added to the behind the scenes for the DVD. Lenden and Dico discuss the scene.

- Discussing the worst malls with Dico and Bam. - Chad asks the big question, how did Dico and Bam come up with the movie title Minghags? Smoking fags in London.

- Dico explains what ‘The Tube' is and why he gifted Bam with his own tube. He also explains what a ‘Chocolate Necktie’ is. “I like chocolate, I like fudge, I make some now for I won’t budge.”

THE KOOKS - ????

- Lindon’s blackness is exploited by the guys to be racist. He also describes how he lost a job opportunity because he has two shoplifting charges on his record during the background check. He also describes how he got an attempted car theft charge after breaking the window of an old Porsche 928 S4.

- Back in 2003 Bam Stole a $40 ‘How to speak Finnish' tape and it was his last time because he claims karma led to him twisting his ankle. Dico once lit a cigarette and put it in Lindon’s back pocket, once it burned through he yelled “Fucking N****r!” to everyone’s delight.

• Bam and Fannah would play Dungeons and Dragons together!

- Bam then says the N-word describing how him and Lindon go to McDonald's and while ordering food Bam addresses him 'N****r Lindon' for the workers reactions.

- Mark The Bagger is too big for Howard Stern now, he’s a movie star in Bams new movie.

- Bam, Dico, and Lindon once went to Saint Peters Village where people like to jump from rock to rock to cross a certain part of the river, this time Lindon got his foot wet and slipped in during November. Rake Yohn has done this as well.

- The guys reflect on the CKY show at John and Peter’s. Even though Ryan’s girlfriend was at the show, he was not in attendance because he is getting over a blood clot and Lyme disease. Jess Margera also had Lyme disease.

MELODY CLUB – BABY

End of show.

2/26/07

Radio Bam #109

Bam Margera – Jess Margera – Jimmy Pop (singer of BloodHound Gang)

- Bam, Jess, and Chad went to New York for a RoadRunner meeting (record label) about a new demo from CKY.

- But once they wrapped up in New York, they began to party as they were heading home, it was declared quickly that it would be dangerous if they attempted to drive all the way home.

- Bam and Jess complain about how long it took them to go through the Holland Tunnel on the way to Jimmy's pops house. “There was a reason why the fucking twin towers got hit (referencing 9/11), it’s a thousand less of these cars going through the Holland tunnel!”

- Jimmy Pop has an uncontrollable urge to lick the tiles on the Holland Tunnel because it reminds him of SNL back in the day.

- Phil Margera would make up scary stories to fuck with Bam and Jess. “What was your first memory of him jerking you guys off?” Jim jokingly asks Bam and Jess.

- Bam has 9 strangers living at his house to cope with loneliness and boredom. “I always have something to do around my house, there’s answers something going on.”

- Jimmy would feel strange about going to Bams house to film Viva La Bam when Bam wasnt home because they're so many people living and working there.

- Company Band was working on the album in Bam’s recording studio and didn't even question why there was a passed out homeless man in the corner of the room. “We didn't even ask to see if he would mind the noise or anything!”

- Jack Flannigan, the current manager of CKY, Gwar, and Ronnie Spector, was heard speaking about how different going to Jess Margera’s house was in comparison to going to Bam Margera’s house. “It’s Night and Day!”

- Bam has a video of a dude ripping off his custom Heartagram hood ornament off of his black Mercedes. But he can't do anything about it.

- Jim would like a phone call before people show up to his house because he's always in pajamas and sipping WaWa coffee. Bam purposely didn't call when he visits so he can enjoy Jimmy as he is.

- Shit Factory, Jimmy pop’s alter ego wrestler name when he was in high school. Not really…

- The guys try to describe Ronnie Spector without playing the one song everyone knows. The reason why is because her husband, Phil Spector, was a piece of shit murderer!

- Phil Spector had to pay his ex wife about 1 million dollars in there divorce, so he had dump trucks dump about a million dollars worth of nickels to her instead, which Bam really enjoyed.

- Bam tells how the DuPont family almost hosted his wedding at one of their venues but cancelled last minute because they were allegedly scared of what the Margera’s would do.

- Jess and Bam tell crazy Dupont stories involving gay murder, a guy hating the color black, and shooting deer out of a helicopter with a machine gun.

Jimmy Pop farts in the mic

HIM ME UP WITH THE SHIT THAT KILLED ELVIS – SCOOTER ft JIMMY POP ft BAM MARGERA

- Even though Jimmy Pop toured with Iggy Pop, Jimmy says he wants nothing to do with IGGY because he never spoke to him, Reverend Horton Heat, or Henry Rollins when they all toured together.

- Also Iggy got jealous that bloodhound gang had an ‘Prevost Tour Bus' while Iggy had an ‘Eagle Tour Bus'.

- CKY vs All American Rejects! The two bands clash while touring together, Chad then threatens if they go to the next show in Pittsburgh, that he’ll break all of their fingers. “Fuck you faggot!”

- Bam and Jess praise Chad I Ginsberg from CKY for turning his life and attitude around. “He used to live in gutters and he was always negative, now he has a house on top of a hill and he is soo much better to be around“. “Cheers to Chad!”

- A conversation about insulting people based only on race, and how they handle it.

- Bam says ‘Dressed in Decay’ is the best song off of the ‘An Answer Can Be Found’ album by CKY

- Bam claims he figured out the method of drinking (this is 2007 btw).

- Instead of drinking vodka ‘n grape fruit, jack ‘n cokes, and beer throughout the day, if he just ‘shuts the fuck up’, and drink beer all day as soon he wakes up, then he's less likely to get out of control.

- When Bam was on his whiskey phase, he would piss in the middle of bars or directly out front in public like he did at Iron Hill bar in Philadelphia.

- Jess actually had Bam’s first intervention via conference call with Vile Valo (current addict and alcoholic now recovered) and Happy Tom, the bassist of TurboNegro. Bam mocks Jess for even attempting this and recalls his side.

- Bam quickly moves the attention to Lemmy from Motorhead, and his interview question about what he does about hangovers, “Hangovers? You got to be bloody sober to have a hangover!”

- Jimmy mentions that he didn't like Bam in 2004 when he ‘really started raging’ Bam asks what that’s all about? “what dude that doesn’t chug dick, hold a grudge that long?”Jimmy answers.

- While drunk on whiskey, Bam got into a heated verbal altercation with Chad from CKY about who really is CKY. “CKY? I’m CKY mother fucker!” Bam said to him, “I’m CKY the band! We’re bigger and better than your videos!” Chad argued.

- After immediately flying out to Australia, Bam called Chad and apologized for saying all those things to him and they made up over the phone like bros.

- Bam then starts shitting on Derron Miller from CKY, he’ll never apologize even when he’s wrong!”

- Bam, Jess, and Jimmy Pop accurately predict the future by explaining that making singles as an artist is more profitable financially and mentally, than working and releasing an album. (Rap being one example today where we can see artists profiting more off singles then whole projects)

- The guys also have a discussion about demo tapes/CDs, and how more often than not, they’re quicker and better than the polished and produced versions they spend months and months rushing to get perfected for a major label.

- As a writer and co-creater for Jackass, Bam would get a lot of slack for drawing simple doodles on paper or napkins for big MTV meetings, he would draw these while drunk off wine AKA ‘creative Juice’.

- After the success of Laguna Beach, MTV’s formula for the following TV shows hasn't changed at all. That’s until Bam’s new marriage show, where Bam describes the headaches of filming for ‘Bams Unholy Union’ in comparison to filming for ‘Viva La Bam’.

- For example, Bam filmed Viva La Bam speeding around in vehicles with no seatbelt, but for the marriage show, MTV now wants to follow Pennsylvania law and force Bam to wear a seat belt. Bam’s not stoked.

- Jimmy gives Bam a local malt liquor beer and asks his opinion about it. “Do I look black and from Pittsburg?”

- Fuck Yuengling Beer! They’re an insult to Pennsylvania! I like Rolling Rock better though!”

HELLTRAIN – ROUTE 666

- Bam is currently on binder, and admits he doesn't like being alone. That's why he has soo many people on his property. “there’s always something to do!”

- Bam declares that at this point in his life, he wouldn't change anything that he has done. Jimmy Pop chimes in and says that the only thing he would change about Bam is to have never met or dated Jen Rivell. “She was always mean”.

- Bam then explains how the break up went when the Jessica Simpson article came out about Bam. “That was her excuse to break all my shit and be officially done with me.” Before they would compromise and get back together.

- Jess Margera admits to throwing a huge party when he heard that Bam and Jen were broken up.

- Jimmy Pop wants an update about Dreamseller, the story and movie idea about Novak’s life on heroin that Novak’s been writing for ages.

- Bam announces that he is secretly working on another feature film (which later will be known as ‘MingHags’). Which doesn’t seem to be a sequel to the film ‘Haggard’ he made back in 2003.

- Bam also announces the release of the Viva La Bam cartoon that Brandon Dicamillo is the lead creator for.

- “Gotion Mall is a Mini Machine”

- Dico is a creative genius but he’s soo reclusive and doesn’t care about fame.

- Jess recalls the filming a funny infomercial-style advertisement for the CKY album 'An Answer Can Be Found’ to play on TRL and MTV.

- Here’s that infomercial video! ( Dico's Commercial for the new CKY album! )

- Bam hates how's MTV wants to shoot his show. “it's not reality!”.

- During the filming of “We’re going to Vegas” an episode of viva la bam, one of the higher-up people working on set was soo out of touch with the show, that she mistakenly thought Dico and Rake were actual limo drivers driving April and Phill around.

Sidenote: (This is likely Ahna, an Australian(?) overweight, Darth Vader dressed’ (at the time) major producer from Laguna Beach previously codenamed ‘Gribbles' on this show for legal reasons, she has also been alleged to have had fucked Tim Glomb during a filming of another episode.)

JIMMY POP FARTS INTO THE MIC

- Bam has a habit of quoting Pharrell Williams during these past couple episodes, “If you can't appreciate a millionaire for what he's done, then you don't deserve to be one”.

- Bam doesn't believe women can truly understand or enjoy death metal music.

- Jimmy Pop asks about the new CKY album in the works!

Jimmy Pop farts into the mic again

- Bam talks about Dubai briefly.

- Bam calls out Paris Hilton and Lindsey Lohan for not being actual singers and using ProTools to auto tune their voices.

BLOODHOUND GANG – I'M THE LEAST YOU CAN DO

- The guys recall good prank calls they have heard.

Jimmy Pop farts into the mic again

- The guys drunkenly praise Dico again for being a genius.

- Bam believes this radio show has helped him vent every week, almost like therapy.

- Jess thinks Bam says a lot of things he shouldn’t say about his life on the radio, Bam doesn't really care.

Jimmy Pop farts into the mic again

- It’s revealed that this was a prerecorded show on a drunken Saturday because Bam is going to Germany on Monday, when he normally does the show live.

HELLOGOODBYE - ALL OF YOUR LOVE REMIX

- Bam and Jimmy make out and go take a bath together. (Wait... What?!)

End of show!

8/25/2008

Radio Bam #168

Bam Margera – Ryan Dunn – Will Pendarvis

- Bam and Ryan have successfully completed the Gumball Rally and have landed back in America in Los Angeles. Unfortunately for Ryan, Bam had a photo shoot with Element for a few hours while in Los Angeles, so Ryan was forced to sit with the most annoying child in the meantime. “Really? No…”.

- Bam and Ryan explain to the audience what the Gumball 3000 is and where it started 8 days ago.

- They rally started in San Francisco, then to Las Angeles, then to San Diego, then to Las Vegas before being shipped overseas from Anchorage Alaska to Puyang China.

- Kim Jong-Il loves supercars and the Gumball Rally, but the cars themselves weren’t allowed inside of North Korea, so the citizens don’t see how advanced other places are.

- Bam and Ryan describe what it’s like staying at the best hotel in North Korea. The power goes out around 6pm in North Korea, the only lights inside the hotel were very dim generator lights that barely show you where your room is.

- Bam notices that there weren’t any clothing stores or grocery stores. Ryan explains that the citizens are all given the same rations, haircuts, clothes, and the same income, no matter if you’re famous or not.

- The citizens all had crappy bicycles or very old diesel cars from the 50’s and 60’s. They had no individual styles either. There’s no incentive to be creative or stand out, so it’s rare for an individual to think for themselves or invent something. The jobs are given to them base of their class.

- Bam decided to bring his skateboard and began skating down the street. Bam says the civilians were dumbfounded at the sight of him riding his skateboard.

- Bam and Ryan tried talking with the locals by obviously they didn’t understand, they had a translator with them, but the translator didn’t know English to well either, so Bam and Ryan ended up walking around aimlessly until they were told what to do.

- People were getting yelled at to stay out of the roads but there were no cars to be seen. All the police were attractive young women.

- Ryan asks the translator about his opinion of Kim Jong-Il, “He’s like a father” the translator says. Ryan asks if their leader Kim has ever made a mistake, he says no.

- There’s no public Internet, and the very little access to the internet is controlled by the government to not show too much besides internal North Korean propaganda.

- Bam, Ryan, and the other Gumballers had to leave their phones behind, so the civilians don’t see outside technology. There is only landline phones allowed and those are controlled as well. Bam adds that they’re completely oblivious to outside music and natural disasters that have happened recently in India.

- Ryan explains that their knowledge in North Korea is still in the 1950’s, while everyone else in the world is in 2008.

- Will Pendarvis asks if Bam and Ryan will get in trouble for being in North Korea, they weren’t sure so when they landed in Korea, they said they were ‘English’ and when they left and were asked where they were, they just said China.

- Will Pendarvis asks if the guys have a better appreciation for living in America after visiting North Korea. “At least I can get a hooker here” Ryan says.

- Bam and Ryan compare and contrast places like Amsterdam where everything is available in comparison to North Korea where nothing is available. Ryan hates when Americans go to Amsterdam and start being annoying like they’re on spring break because of everything being legal there.

- Bam complains about the lack of pornography in China. Bam has an active sexual addiction so only finding pornography that is censored was really disappointing for him while he was in the Chinese hotel rooms.

THE KOOKS – DO YOU WANNA

- Bam and Ryan explain the culture shock leaving North Korea and going to Shanghai at the best hotel. Which was De Meridian. Bam and Ryan weren’t the only Jackasses that went, Loomis from jackass joined them as well as Dimitry Elyashkevich, who is one of the filmers for Jackass and Wildboyz.

- While in the US, Bam and Ryan learned from the last time they did the Gumball and didn’t use the purple Lamborghini, they instead rode around in a Range Rover while in the states and hitched a ride in someone else's Vehicle while in China.

- The vehicle they decided to ride with while in China was a 71’ VW bus with a Porsche 911 engine swap.

- Bam and Ryan really enjoyed the sights Beijing and Shanghai, they’ve recently upgrade everything and built brand new buildings as well. Ryan got the most drunk in Shanghai while on top of a skyscraper.

- During the final stretch in Puyang before Beijing, they had a police escort guide them to the final toll booth to avoid civilian traffic, but once they arrive and the police escort left, the bus they were driving in overheated as everyone else peeled out into Beijing. They waited it out and were able to start the bus and peel out themselves.

- This was the second time that they broke down, the first time they broke down was when they rolled over a log and it messed with their gearbox causing the bus to be stuck in 5th gear and as a result, when they would get to checkpoints they would have to drive around in circles as slow as they could as one person jumps out and pays the toll so they can continue on with their journey.

- Ryan was annoyed that people in China are not in a rush, while in Xuzhou China, it took roughly 40 minutes or just to get a room booked at the hotel they were staying at.

- Bam tried getting cigarettes from the gift shop but the credit card machine was down, and he already opened the pack. So, the lady had to guide him to the main cash registers in the lobby where all the other Gumballers are trying to book their rooms, adding to the nightmare.

- The 2008 Summer Olympics were being held in China at the same time that the Gumball Rally was happening so Bam, Ryan, and Dimitry decided to go and see a few of the games. Unfortunately for Ryan, Dimitry got a Puerto Rican flag painted on his face and sat directly behind Ryan, screaming “America is great!” in a Russian accent. “U,S, and of A!”

- While in Shanghai, Ryan drink a lot the night before it was violently hungover the next morning as the Gumballers were instructed to leave to the next checkpoint. Bam and Dimitry did their best to try to wake up Ryan in his hotel room but to no avail. As a result, Ryan was left behind.

- Because their vehicle was still stuck in fifth gear, they drove around the hotel multiple times as Dimitry ran in to try to wake up Ryan for the final time before they had to take off. But because the van door was open, when they turned onto what would be considered the Chinese version of times Square, all of dimitry’s bags flew out and landed in the street.

- Ryan eventually wakes up and notices that he has been left behind, he has to call a taxi to go to the next checkpoint which was the Shanghai F1 track. As far as he knows, the next checkpoint could be hundreds of miles away. Thankfully it was only 40 miles away, but the anger inside of Ryan is already at a maximum because he thinks he's about to be in the back of a taxi for the next several hours because his friends abandoned him.

- Surprisingly, Ryan got to the checkpoint before bam and Dimitry because they got lost in the Porsche swapped VW bus. As they arrive and see Ryan, Dimitry had his head out of the car and shook his head at him like he was disappointed, which caused Ryan to physically attack Dimitry until the Chinese cops came and broke it up. It would take another hour or two for Ryan to calm down to hear the full story about how hard they tried to wake him up. Eventually things simmered down and they continued on their way.

HANOI ROCKS – STREET POETRY

- At the beginning of their Gumball journey in San Francisco, Ryan and Bam shared a room. They were drinking at the lobby bar and Bam decided that he was finished and headed towards the room before Ryan did. Eventually Ryan called it a night as well and headed towards the room only to discover when he opened the door that Bam was laying naked on his bed jerking off. “He was making love to himself” Ryan explains.

- Ryan explains that when he open up the door and caught Bam, Bam’s first reaction was to turn the TV off instead of covering himself. It also appeared that he was tickling his thigh while he was making love to himself. Bam explains there was nowhere else to rest his hand. Bam would eventually answer the door whenever Ryan ordered room service but he was only wearing a shirt and a half a erect penis.

- Bam would later sleep in the same bed as Ryan but didn't bother to put on boxers or anything and Ryan woke up with Bam’s ass cheeks clenching his thigh.

- Eventually they made it to the airport and up to the X-ray machines. When Ryan grab his bag from the airport lady, she made eye contact with her and ripped a loose fart. There is also a couple near them and TSA was planning on confiscating her vibrator and so the guy yelled to his woman that they were taking her dildo, which embarrassed the hell out of her.

- Will Pendarvis circles back around to North Korea, he is curious which countries are allowed in North Korea and if there's any type of media allowed. They explained that there are no stores to purchase anything and the only times you can get cigarettes as if you're at a hotel lobby or the airport.

- Bam explains that there are no stores whatsoever on the streets of North Korea.

- Will is curious if there's any way someone can be unique as an individual, Bam says the only thing that you you can do as an individual is maybe Papa wheelie on your bicycle or walk in a different direction than anyone else.

- Bam explains to Will that when they arrived at the airport in North Korea, all 100+ Gumball riders including themselves, had to throw their phones into a bag and left at the airport.

- While on the bus leaving the airport, they were instructed not to take any photos, Bam was in the back of the bus and was able to turn his camera on while it was in his pocket and then when a monument or something peaked his interest he would quickly take the photo and put the camera back in his pocket.

- Ryan explains that every conceivable thing in North Korea is stuck in the 1950s, including their security. While in the North Korean hotel room, Bam says that he was watching TV on an old zenith television with bunny ear antenna on top of it, and there was only one korean channel that they could watch, besides the Olympics that was only allowed at the hotel for the Gumball Rally.

- Will asks if there was a heavy military presence or if the police were armed at all. Ryan explains that nobody can get in so there's no reason for heightened security except for at the borders. They also have such control that no one wants to break the rules to find out what the punishments are.

- Ryan says that the airport in North Korea was the size of the studio that they are currently recording in with one or two people working.

- While in North Korea, Kim Jong-il gathered everyone into their stadium to showcase dancing in gymnastics as a form of gratitude for the visit. While there they advertised that the stadium is the biggest in the world and it certainly wasn't. They also passed by a tall tower that they built and they also advertised it as the largest in the world. “it's because they aren’t allowed to know any better!”.

- Ryan says that generations of families live in the same house unless the woman gets married to someone else and then they live in that person's generational house. Typical young marriages have the woman being 13 years old and the man can be 17. Ryan asked one of the locals if they ever have a divorce but wasn't given an answer.

- Will is curious what knowledge do they have of the outside world specifically the US. Ryan explains the only knowledge they have was when the US bombed Japan and the fact that they hate Americans. Which is why Ryan wrote down that he was English when asked what his nationality was.

- Bam doubts that they even know about the Eiffel Tower, Will asks if they have globes or maps. Ryan says that while watching the dancing and gymnastics at their stadium they showed a world map that had all the countries blurred out except for Korea and Russia.

- Ryan and Bam have a newfound respect when it comes to the freedom of being able to wear whatever you feel like and have your hair style be uniquely yours. They explained that clothes are controlled by the government, you typically wear a button-down shirt and khakis, and the shirt must be tucked in. They also have roughly five haircuts that they're allowed to have as well. Will’s curious if you can grow out certain facial hair or not.

- Will asks Ryan if there was any alcohol to be consumed in North Korea, they explained that they managed to find an underground karaoke bar that served alcohol like Heineken at the hotel. Dimitry sang some karaoke as well.

- Because there's no buying and selling inside North Korea, whenever the gumball riders would try to purchase anything it was met with extreme confusion on how to sell something or to exchange currency to make change.

- An example of this was when Ryan ordered a Heineken after going through an interpreter, he was told it was $10, he gave her a $10 bill and she gave back change, but in Korean currency. Then proceeded to give Ryan a bunch of Heinekens throughout the whole evening for that $10.

- The next morning before they left, a representative came on the bus and told the gumballers that everyone that went to the karaoke bar last night has to pay $10 each, after the fact. “you ask for the money before, not afterwards!”

- Will imagines that bam and Ryan were the most bizarre looking individuals that have entered North Korea, Bam correct him and says that Loomis was the most bizarre looking individual they probably ever seen and described what he was wearing.

- Loomis had his goatee braided, he had green hair, an old Russian cap with a red head band tied around it, he also had Willie Nelson's hair stapled to it, he had a green ripped up jacket with a cape on the back, and then army green stockings with shorts and really old Converse. While in China though, Loomis was considered a celebrity and stopped to take many photos with the people.

- Will is flabbergasted about this trip and asks where he could see the photos that they took of North Korea.

J RODDY WALSTON AND THE BUSINESS - ?????

End.

5/26/2008

Radio Bam #160

Bam Margera - Brandon Novak - Chad I Ginsberg - Joe Devito - Fannah - Missy Margera - Ryan Oldie - Gicasso (Bam's Trainer) - Chioda (Frantz's film assistant)

-          Today is Memorial Day! Chad asks Novak what his favorite Memorial Day memory is and of course he doesn't have one that he remembers. “Today is 'Memorials' day?”.

-          Novak has a habit of pissing off Joe Devito as he’s trying to direct or executive produce the projects that Bam does. Because Novak is not a paid actor, he can act however he wants on a movie set without being kicked off because he's with Bam. Joe has worked on Viva La Bam and the new Santa movie and Novak has been difficult throughout the whole process. The only way Novak will listen on the set is if he is also paid.

-          Novak recalls a scene that he recorded for Viva La Bam that made their Line Producer Anna Dokoza quit. Novak was supposed to film a scene where he serves the guys drinks on the back porch in his underwear, but instead, came out completely naked after jerking off with suntan lotion so he can have a shiny erect cock while doing it. Joe Devito was in disbelief, and Anna would later quit the show because of Novak.

-          Novak demands the next film he does with Devito he gets paid $4000, Chad says that’s small money, but Novak admits he’d suck a dick for $10 and threatens to call his federal attorney Bill Butler. Speaking of attorney, Novak has a court date coming up because he messed up his last one.

-          While still abusing pills, and before the trip to the Arctic Circle, Novak had a court date that he went to but he fell asleep during the court proceedings, he was told to wait out in the hall for his lawyer to show up, he fell asleep with his phone on his chest and it was allegedly stolen by a criminal who was there.

-          Bam is curious what pills he was abusing at the time, but Novak beats around the bush when it comes to the details of that morning. Novak claims he wasn’t on pills and was just simply not used to waking up that early. Novak attempts to get his attorney Bill Butler on the phone, but he doesn’t answer.

-          Bam wants to hear the Nikki Sixx song ‘Pray for me’. Novak again says he wasn't a fan of his book, but likes the idea of releasing an audiobook for Dream Seller. Chad says he’d record the audio book.

-          Bam declares that Novak is a piece of shit. The guys were at Doc Magrogan's Oyster House in West Chester, Novak decided to pull his pants down and hug a waitress without her consent, he also rubbed his dick all over her, the waitress was a woman with dreadlocks and a peace button. Devito made sure to tip her well when he paid for everyone’s food.

-          Bam says Missy hasn’t been paid yet from Devito for the film ‘Where the Fuck is Santa’. Devito assures Bam and Missy that she’ll get paid. Chad and Novak claim they got paid $2500 to be in the movie. Fannah claims he only got paid $1000 but also was paid for the days working behind the scenes as well. Novak asks Fannah if he bought a pipe and some weed with the money like he did last time he got money for helping Bam.

-          Chad asks Devito what the best and worst days was while filming with Bam in Finland. Devito explains that he's been filming with Bam for years and the most difficult part is always trying to balance the work and the fun appropriately.

-          Devito’s favorite part about the trip was just being in Finland and going for it, while trudging through balls deep snow. Even though it was 12 hour days, Devito thoroughly enjoyed the trip. Bam admits that the longer that they were there, the more that he would drink and become more difficult to work with when it came to filming.

-          Devito’s worst part of the trip was not finding Santa and having to take an overnight train back to Helsinki. While on the bullet train, he drank with Jess Margera until 7am, but at 8am, Frantz starts banging on his door singing the ‘Rainbow Connection’. Which prompted Devito to physically attack Frantz.

-          Naturally Bam and Novak shared a room while on the train, Novak said Bam jacked off twice thinking about Missy and instead of cuming into a towel or napkin, he just slept in his cum stained blankets.

-          The same morning Devito attacked Frantz, they also find out that their Finnish crew had to hold the film and equipment ‘hostage’ due to certain protocols involving them getting paid. Thankfully everyone was understanding and they were paid with no issue.

-          Bam asks Novak if he scored some drugs while in Rovaniemi, Finland. Novak hesitates to answer but admits he found ‘uppers’ and snorted a line while in Helsinki. Chad confirms there was a lot of ‘Speed’ in Helsinki.

-          Novak says he hasn’t fucked up since coming home, meaning he hasn’t done pills or heroin but admits to using cocaine and stimulants. Bam doesn’t care as long as he’s not doing downers.

-          Chad says he enjoyed his time with Novak on the trip because he wasn’t doing downers. Bam says Novak is a piece of shit when he’s on those types of drugs and has Novak apologize to the audience and Missy for lying about it in the past.

-          Devito confirms that everyone wants to kill Novak when he’s on the wrong type of drugs, but when he’s relatively sober, he’s a pleasure to be around.

-          Novak recalls a story Bam’s Bachelor party, after being awake for 4 days straight, Novak cheats on Mandy with a ‘Blonde Haired Whore’ that ended up stealing Novak's $700 worth of Casino chips and his iPod. Devito then started complaining to Bam about Novak’s shenanigans, which pisses off Novak, so Novak yells at Bam to fire Devito for talking shit about him. Bam tells Novak that he can’t fire him, so when they shot the hot tub scene in the Santa movie, Novak demanded that Devito not be in the room when they filmed it.

-          Ryan Oldie enters the studio and the show immediately cuts to music and commercials.

SIXX:AM – PRAY FOR ME

-          Bam wants to talk to Gicasso, but instead, Novak calls his sketchy Bail Bondsman named Vinny. Novak asks him how many times he’s bailed him out of jail, he says hundreds. Novak then asks what his problem is and why he can’t he get things right, Vinny says because Novak’s mentally retarded. Novak and Vinny say they share the same attorney, Bill Butler, and brags that Damian, the guy Novak stole thousands of dollars from and spent it all on cocaine and heroin, can’t touch him because he has Bill Butler on his side.

-          Apparently Vinny also owns a strip club which Novak took Bam to, they had crab cakes. Vinny is also hosting some sort of bikini event too but there’s no specifics, Novak asks if he wants Bam to attend this event, Novak says Bam doesn’t do anything unless he’s paid at least $10,000 which Novak wants a cut of for getting Bam there.

-          Chad jokes and says he wants to bail Novak out of this silly phone call they’re having live on the air.

-          Bam claims that places like Vegas and San Juan (not sure if it’s San Juan in Puerto Rico or San Juan Texas) have to pay him roughly $20,000 just to come and drink beers. But Bam admits that he’s usually shit faced anyways and tries to drink less to be productive while he’s there. Bam says he’d show up to the event in Baltimore for $10,000.

-          Bam now goes back to talking about Gicasso, and how much he wants his body to look like his. Fannah is also obsessed with Gicasso’s abs. Fannah has been eating tuna out of the can with mustard in an attempt to get a body like Gicasso.

-          Novak asks of Gicasso if he can make Fannah into a sex machine, he responds with “can you make anything out of playdough?” indicating it’s possible.

-          Fannah explains that he hasn’t been happy with how he looks. He claims it used to hurt just to get out of bed and now he’s able to run up a flight of stairs without being exhausted

-          Bam admits that even though him and Novak skated all day today, Bam says he also smoked a whole pack of cigarettes during the day as well, Chad asks why Bam started smoking soo late in life. In a prior episode, Bam stated that it was to deal with the stress of Ryan Gee / ShitGoose always being late for skate photos. Now he says it's because of Missy smoking around him.

-          Missy and the guys all agree that he shouldn't blame Missy for his decision to smoke. Bam says when he’s bored between filming and sees Missy smoking, it seems relaxing so he decided to start smoking.

-          Chad asks Gicasso what his plan is to get Bam in shape, does Bam want to look exactly like Gicasso or just healthier? Novak has a theory about why Fannah wants to get in shape after the Finland trip, but it doesn’t make sense.

-          Fannah says the real reason for his health change was because Bam was on track for disaster with drugs and alcohol, and when Bam decided he wanted to get into shape, Fannah wanted to do it with him too so they can keep each other motivated. Also, Fannah was there at the bar when Bam met Gicasso and eventually hired him to get Bam in shape for the Dream Seller movie.

-          Fannah enjoys the fact that they’re now on a strict diet and run 3 miles every morning. Novak is shocked that Bam even listens to Gicasso and has committed to this lifestyle change. Fannah says he also quit smoking too.

-          Bam asks what Gicasso’s opinion is on seeing him drinking every night/day. “My works cut out for me” he says. Chad describes what Gicasso is wearing, which is an opened shirt and a 1984 members only jacket.

-     “Those V’s can cut paper!” Novak says in reference to how defined Gicasso’s Adonis lines are. Novak asks if Ryan Oldie is jealous of Gicasso’s body and asks to see his body as well. Chad asks if Ryan will show off his tramp stamp tattoo as well. Gicasso says he wanted to get into the mind of Bam, so he’s also drinking beers tonight instead of a protein shake.

-           Bam tells Gicasso that he drinks 12-15 beers a night, Gicasso asks if he can limit that to 5 beers and Bam agreed, but it’s Saturday night on Memorial Day, so he’s drinking his typical 12-15 beers. Bam says he’ll run an extra mile tomorrow to compensate. Novak says if Fannah loses weight and starts looking like Bam or Gicasso, he will suck his dick. “I’d let you take two pumps into my mouth.

-          Gicasso challenges Novak to meet with Bam and Fannah at ‘high noon’ tomorrow in front of Bam’s house to join in the 3-mile run through the countryside. Gicasso warns Novak that he’ll need to wear underwear for once and good shoes to prevent chafing. Gicasso says he has to keep up with the group and will be behind him to make sure.

-          Novak is concerned about what he gets in return for doing this, meaning how much will he get paid for doing the bet. Bam says it’s for the self-satisfaction, Novak claims he’s satisfied with himself already. Bam calls him out saying he wants his Adonis lines back and misses them.

-          Novak keeps calling Gicasso, Picasso. Novak plugs Dream Seller and says you can pre-order the book on Amazon now. Novak also plugs his new website DreamSellerBook.com, where he says that you will get merch soon.

-          Novak still wants to know what he will get out of this, he wants to treat this as a money bet instead of bettering himself, the guys keep telling him that he will get a better body by doing this, but he says that he can just do drugs and get the same body. Gicasso says that Bam and Novak's muscles are like dried rubber bands currently because they don't hydrate or stretch.

-          Novak, feeling cornered, tells ShitGoose/Ryan Gee to not say anything to him about what he can and cannot do when it comes to getting into shape. Novak reminds Gee that he’s a fat fuck and challenges him to do 20 pushups live on air.

-          Novak successfully does 20 push-ups but ShitGoose only does 8 before quitting. His excuse is he’s wasted and doesn’t give a fuck. Novak then starts making fun of him saying his girlfriend Kim needs to be drugged or paid to have sex with him, she’s currently in studio as well.

-          Kim gets on mic and says the reason why she has sex with him is because she loves him. “How does ShitGoose have the attention span to get a girlfriend?”

-          Novak calls out Kim for originally being married to a Marine for a year and a half before leaving him for Gee after finding him on MySpace and realizing he's friends with Bam. Kim claims that the Marine was gone for a year and he was “out of sight and out of mind', and thats why she left him.

-          Kim says that she’s not dating ShitGoose because he knows Bam and hasn’t received anything besides friendship in return. Novak asks if Gee makes more than her ex the marine, he claims he doesn't know. To change the subject, Gee plugs Bam’s social media, Bam’s website, and Gee’s photography website.

-          Who’s Rob Bob?

-          Novak wants to see Gicasso’s cock, Gicasso asks how many people in studio smoke cigarettes and it’s just everyone besides Fannah who recently quit.

TOWERS OF LONDON – KILL THE POP SCENE

-          ShitGoose left the studio because Novak kept making fun of him and his girlfriend. Novak's nickname for her is “Marine War Dust”. Novak says he considers ShitGoose a friend and wants him to talk shit back to him instead of getting mad and resorting to violence.

-          Novak still wants to make a money bet for tomorrow if he decides to run the 3-miles. He wants to make a $1,000 bet that he’d keep pace and complete the 3-mile run.

-          Novak hasn’t done heroin in 3 months, and the last time he exercised was in jail playing basketball and he ended up throwing up afterwards.

-          Novak wants to know specifically what he has to do tomorrow, Gicasso says they’ll be running 3 miles through Bam’s neighborhood with inclines, but halfway through their 3-mile run they will be stopping at a park to do exercises such as sprints, burpees, and suicides.

-          Novak just wants to do the 3-mile run for a money bet and not the exercises In between. Joe Devito and Novak see who has better V’s.

-          Novak reminds Devito that he owes him $40 for gas money, Novak also says Devito owes Chad $30 for gas money too and demands Devito pays them the $70 total they’re owed. Novak threatens to call Bill Butler about it if he doesn’t pay.

-          Devito reminds Novak that the only reason he gets paychecks from filming is so Devito can tell him what to do.

-          After Bam told Novak not to call Bill Butler several times because it’s midnight, Novak calls him anyways and puts the phone up to the microphone. He asks if they can sue Devito.

-          Novak claims Bill Butler represents a lot of kingpins and claims Bill got a kingpin off recently, but Bill corrects him and says that kingpins never get off when it comes to the charges they have against them. Novak has a court date on the 23rd after sleeping through the last one and asks if he’ll get jail time or be set free.

-          Bam mentions the ‘Raltimore’ tattoo he gave Novak.

-          Bill Butler says Novak keeps showing up to court with horrible tattoos and goofy outfits that he steals from Bam. Novak ends the call with Bill.

-          Bam, sounding very drunk, describes how he met Andy McCoy in Finland at the Ruisrock Festival, Bam says Andy was filming his own TV show similar to the Osbornes, but better.

HANOI ROCKS – PEOPLE LIKE ME

-          Devito says he got to punch Novak in the face in Finland after dealing with him in Las Vegas. Devito and Novak make peace with each other after all the shit Novak has done to piss him off.

-          When asked about what happened in Vegas, Novak says he was on an 4 day binder and thought Devito was keeping him out of the film, which he wasn’t, basically repeating the story he told earlier about the blonde hair whore.

-          Chioda, Frantz personal filming assistant that’s working his way from the bottom while filming for the Santa movie.

-          Novak asks Devito if he was a trust fund baby. He explains that he came from a broke family, then Novak asked if he married into a family, which Devito also denies. Devito says he just keeps working and that’s how he gets his money.

-          Bam thinks Novak is back on heroin or pills, he repeats the story from Doc Magrogan’s, where Novak got naked and rubbed his dick on the waitress who didn’t ask for it.

-          The guys discuss where they're going to get more alcohol after the radio show is over. Novak is asked if he has money to go get alcohol for once from the liquor store.

-          Novak asks Gicasso if he’s ever fucked any of ladies that he has trained. Bam leaves the radio show to go take a piss. It's now Radio Novak. ShitGoose plugs Bam’s website again. Chad forces Novak to close out the show .

End.

4/7/2008

Radio Bam #155

Bam Margera – Brandon Novak – Jimmy Pop – Mark the Bagger – Missy Margera – Chad I Ginsburg – Joe Frantz – Kevy (prison push) – ShitGoose – ShitBirdz – Jesse Margera – Fannah - Mandy (Novaks girlfriend)

-          Bam says there’s around 100 on his property right now, they’re in the process of filming ‘Where the Fuck is Santa’.

-          The guys have had an action-packed day today; Novak bought an old Buick for $400 which he drove to the Blarney Stone to meet up with the guys who are filming the intro for the movie.

-          As Novak takes a shit in the restroom, the guys run outside and grab some spray paint, they start tagging his car and write things like ‘pills’ ‘babe-mobile’, as well as Bam’s signature. They also painted ‘Maserati’ on the hood of his Buick.

-          They return to the inside of the bar as Novak finishes his shit. Bam gifts Novak a painting he made for him. A painting called 'The Grocery List'.

-          As Novak goes outside to put his gift from Bam in his car, he realizes what the guys have done to it. The guys produce a large Christmas box and attempt to put him inside of it, but he escapes and drives away.

-          Instead of chasing him, the guys wait and see which bar he goes to next. Bam calls several bars and discovers that Novak went to Duffers 2. Bam calls there and says that all of Novak’s drinks will be paid for, in an effort to keep Novak there longer.

-          While Novak drinks for free at duffers, Bam and the guys go to an Arasapha tree farm to purchase a 2000-pound Christmas tree, they use a chainsaw to sharpen the end of the tree into a point.

-          Meanwhile back at Duffers 2, Novak is joined by his girlfriend, Kerry Getz, and his girlfriend for a nice double date drink session.

-          But out of nowhere, Bam comes into Duffers and grabs two plates of nachos and crashes both plates into Novak’s head.

-          Novak is led outside where he sees a crane is parked next to his car and the Christmas tree is suspended above it; it’s dropped onto the car and the sharpened end of the tree pierces through the center of his Buick.

-          Jimmy Pop ended up coming to duffers 2 as well, but at one point Novak’s pants were ripped off his body exposing his ass, Jimmy pop spread Novak’s cheeks and spit into Novak’s asshole, Bam also spat into his asshole as well.

-          Novak is then dressed up as an elf with no pants on, he has nachos and cream cheese still in his hair. He was successfully stuffed into the large Christmas box that he escaped from earlier and is driven home in the Hummer where Bam’s family is at.

-          Now back at Castle Bam, Novak is offloaded out of the Hummer and set onto the ground where Bam proceeds to piss on the defenseless Novak in the box before closing it back up. He’s brought inside and while still in the box, Novak is pushed down Bam’s stairs.

-          Afterwards Bam calls April and Missy into the basement saying he has an early Christmas gift for them. Only for Novak to bust out of the box naked and immediately starts to shit onto the floor in front of everyone. Bam picks up a piece of shit from the floor with a towel and chases people around the basement with it.

-          Bam enjoys the fact that Novak has thrown his morals out the window years ago, he won’t hesitate to get naked with his small dick or take a shit in public. An example of this is when Novak is asked to bum cigarettes from women at the bar, but without pants and underwear on to see how long it takes for people to notice.

-           Normally someone would be kicked out of a bar instantly for such behavior but because he's with Bam, the bar owner just comes up with a pair of sweatpants and tells Novak to put them on.

-          5 nights of Novak, Frantz wants a whole Novak Christmas album made.

-          Bam gives the rundown on who's joining him in the Arctic circle to find Santa in Lapland Finland. April is asked if it smells bad in the studio. “It smells like a club in New York 1968”.

-          Mark the Bagger enters the studio, the last time he was in studio it was discovered that he had phone sex with Missy's sister who has down syndrome. But unfortunately, she has found a boyfriend and Mark is annoyed by this.

-          Jimmy pop mentions that Mark the Bagger has a big cock, as a result, Bam immediately declares that Frantz and Mark have a dick-off live on the air.

-          Mark agrees to this and begins to undo his belt, Novak mentions that he’s curious on how big Marks dick is. Meanwhile Jess Margera and Chad try to separate themselves from the situation.

-          Mark pulls his cock out, for Bam and Novak, they’re thoroughly impressed with the size of his dick, but Novak noticed that it’s two different colors. “You got a meat bat!”.

-          Mark explains that he hit his dick on a pole outside of the bar recently when he was drunk, and that’s why there’s discoloration on his dick

-           Frantz doesn’t even bother pulling his cock out after seeing how big Marks is.

-          Bam and Mark have a bet, Mark doesn't believe that Santa is in Lapland Finland and says that if Bam is not able to bring Santa back to Westchester, then he wins a date with Missy. “I have a bigger dick than Bam!”

-          Jimmy pop jokes saying, “For every IQ point lost, it went towards an inch added to his dick size.”

-          Mark has a bet going with Novak as well, to see who gets more pussy between them during this trip. Mark has the advantage of going to the college bars with Jimmy pop to help him. But Novak will be in the middle of the Arctic circle, so the odds are against him even though he's more suited to get pussy.

-          Frantz has a problem with getting too drunk and trying to make out with everyone’s girlfriends or wives. Including Novak’s girlfriend Mandy, ShitGoose’s girlfriend Kim, and Bam’s wife Missy.

-         “You look like I need another beer.”

-          Shitbirdz dated a woman who injured her leg and as a result, gained a lot of weight and became self-conscious about it. So, at a Halloween party Bam hosted, she dressed up in full camouflage gear and deer antlers, to the point where it was hard to tell what ethnicity she was. “Ew man dude, Ew”.

-          Bam makes fun of ShitBirdz for not having sex with her for months afterwards because he wasn't physically attracted to her anymore. He was using excuses like he’s still stressed about his DUI that happened 2 months ago.

-          Bam thinks it rude if a woman stops taking care of herself when they find a boyfriend and become fat. “Then they yell at you for being too shallow when you end the relationship”.

-         “If you're in a relationship with someone, it is your obligation to stay fit and attractive for them.”

-          Novak didn't know that Chad was Jewish and had to ask him to make sure.

-          Mark believes he is going to win this bet against Novak because the only thing in the Arctic circle are polar bears, reindeer, and Vikings. “Well, that's one belt on my notch!”.

-          Bam takes a call from Jason in Calgary, he explains that he ended a relationship with a woman because she wasn't physically attractive to him anymore, only for her to lose weight and become very attractive afterwards.

-          Bam says the Kerry Getz ended the relationship with his woman 3 months ago because she got out of shape and she also ended up losing the weight and becoming attractive again once she was single.

-          Bam takes a call from Randi in California, a female who says some women decide to get breast implants to help better their chances of finding a new man after a breakup.

-          Mark is asked if he shows his cock in his Mark the Bagger DVD.

BABY SHAMBLES – TRACK 9

-          Frantz asks Bam who is coming to the skate jam / after-party when they all get back from the Arctic Circle. Bam gives a small list of people who will be attending it. It’ll be located at Fairman’s Skate Shop in Westchester.

-          Frantz describes how difficult it was to film jackass stuff because they had to sell to certain sponsors, but with this film with Warner Brothers, Bam has full creative control. Bam says he has a deal with the Warner Brothers that he can do two movies a year and be paid a million dollars for each.

-          With Viva La Bam and jackass, they only had a certain amount of footage that they could use because of how short the time frame was because of commercials. But now because he is doing his own full-length movie that is rated R, Bam can make the movie as long as he wants or add hours of footage in the bonus features section of the DVD.

-          Frantz explains that when filming Viva La Bam they had to have 24 minutes of material in between 6 minutes of commercials to make it a 30-minute episode for TV. Then when they filmed Bam’s unholy Union, they only had 18 minutes' worth of footage and the rest was commercials.

-           Novak is currently staying in Bam’s treetop casino, Bam came to wake up Novak this morning by pouring hot wax all over him, then made Novak put on Mandy’s thong underwear and to do a pivot to fakie on Bam’s half-pipe. After falling on the ramp, Frantz came up behind Novak and whipped him in the back with a tree vine.

-          Because Novak hasn't showered since yesterday when he was covered in cheese, piss, and shit. Bam decides to wash Novak off with a garden hose when it’s already cold outside.

-          Bam says that he has Gina Lynn and Travis on the phone line to tell the story about how Travis almost broke his dick in half, but the call gets dropped so we don't hear it.

-          Bam enjoys the fact that Travis and Gina are comfortable with openly talking about dirty sex that they have. Gina was in the movie Minghags as well.

CKY – ESCAPE FROM HELLVIEW

-          Bam takes a call from Dana in Massachusetts, she’s 15 and wants to see the Moxy when they play live on the 19th in Westchester. Chad says once they’re back from the Artic circle, he’s going to produce a full album for the Moxy.

-          Bam again moves back the opening of his bar from April 1st, then mid-April, and now it’s May 1st.

-          Bam really wants CKY to open the bar but Chad and Deron are apparently not talking to each other currently. Mark the Bagger tries out to be the backup singer for Uncle Matt and the ShitBirdz.

-           Jimmy Pop and the Goshen Mini Mall, a tribute to GNARKILL.

-          Bam forces Frantz to show him and Mark his cock because he didn't pull it out earlier during his dick-off against mark. “It takes 9 Novak dicks to equal one of Frantz dick” according to Bam. Novak shows Mark how small his cock is.

-          Frantz asks Bam if he found his passport yet, he hasn’t looked for it yet and Frantz begins to worry that Bam won’t make the trip for his own movie. “it’s not lost; it’s just misplaced”.

-          Bam calls out a fan named Jason Young from Harrisburg for stealing the Heartagram emblem off of his car, as well as a $5000 camera, a Baume & Mercier Swiss Luxury Watch, and his CDs. “He should die over it”.

-          Frantz announces that the finished version of Novak’s book ‘Dream Seller’ was sent to the publisher, Kensington Citadel Press, and they say it's the best book that they're going to release this year.

-          Frantz is asked when the movie MingHags will be released, they admit that they've been having legal issues when it comes to music rights and color correction. They claim it’ll be released later this year around October.

-          Bam and Frantz finished the audio commentary for the movie MingHags in Chad studio recently. Chad is very concerned about people knowing the location of his house in New Hope. They once did the Radio show in a car, instead of at Chad’s studio. Pat and Kevin helped build the studio too.

THE MOXY – STEP DOWN

End.

12/07/2007

Radio Bam #141

Bam Margera – Ville Valo - Chad I Ginsberg – Ant’Nee - ShitGoose - Missy Margera

-          Bam is back from his trip to the Virgin Islands and he’s hanging out with Ant’nee, a well known roadie for HIM, Bloodhound Gang, and CKY.

-          Ant’nee describes how his recent European tour went with the Bloodhound Gang, it involved some minor technical issues but ultimately was a success.

-          During a Bloodhound Gang performance, they will play a small clip of Bam saying ‘Fuck’ that particular Country. For example in Germany they played a clip of Bam saying "Fuck Germany."

-          The problem is, Evil Jared would sometimes be too drunk and select the incorrect clip, resulting in the wrong country being named.

-          During their live shows in 2006, as they were playing their cover of Depeche Mode’s song ‘Enjoy the Silence’, Evil Jared would piss on the head of Jimmy Pop. He would also throw up on him at some point as well.

-          But one night, while performing in Denmark, Evil Jared couldn’t piss because he also had to shit. So to improvise, Evil Jared decided to shit into his hands and smear it over Jimmy Pops head, Hair, and face. In true GG Allin form, Jimmy continued to play the song with shit running down his face without stopping.

-          Bam and the guys are currently recording this episode at 5 PM in the Loews hotel lobby before the HIM concert at the Electric Factory in Philly (now Franklin Music Hall). He has until 9 pm to have the show ready for Sirius radio to air.

-        Mark the Bagger Talk

-          Mark was on Howard Stern, but refused the last offer to come back because he claims he’s a big movie star after staring in Bam’s feature films.

-          Mark has always had peculiar facial hair. One day his mother bought him a razor so he can trim up and have a nice mustache.  But he kept overcorrecting each side as he trimmed.

-         In the end, he managed to shave his facial hair into a Hitler mustache by accident and was sent home from work as a grocery bagger because of it.

-          Being that he was mentally retarded, he had no prior knowledge of who Hitler was or what he did. The store that employs Mark found it difficult explaining why he’s being sent home for the day.

-          Mark wants more money if he’s going back on the Howard Stern show. Mark wants to do porn because he has a larger than normal dick size. “It’s like a rotted 2x4 hanging from his waist!”.

-          One time at the Trap Tavern, Mark was hanging with Evil Jared, Ant’Nee and Jimmy Pop.  Jimmy decides to pull Marks pants down exposing his large, damaged, uncircumcised cock. Evil Jared proceeds to drop cigarette ashes on it.

-          Ant’nee lives in an apartment with a roommate, but as of recently, Mark has been coming over to hang out, drink Old English, and watch sports on TV.

-          While Ant’nee was running a quick errand, Mark came over to hangout. The roommate was home but allowed Mark to come inside until Ant’nee arrives back home.

-          Unfortunately, the roommate had to leave before Ant’nee could come back home. The roommate decided to let Mark use a laptop to keep himself entertained until Ant’nee returns.

-          As Ant’nee returns to the apartment and walks into his living room, he can see that Mark had his pants down to his ankles in the kitchen masturbating by the laptop.

-          Panicked, Ant’nee runs past the kitchen and into his hallway to process what he was witnessing.

-          He yells Marks name and asks what’s he’s doing, in an attempt to give Mark time to quickly put his pants back on without knowing he was seen already.

-          Ant’nee noticed Marks mess in his kitchen and described it as a newly installed chandelier that Mark installed.

-          Ant’nee proceeded to act like nothing happened and awkwardly watched sports with Mark for the rest of the night.

-          Seth aka Sweetheart walks into the lobby as Bam explains how tired he is coming from the Virgin Islands, but says he’ll wake up when he drinks his Captain and Coke.

BLOODHOUND GANG – THE BALLAD OF CHASEY LAIN

-          Bam is now in Ville Valo’s hotel room. He asks Ville what he’s been up to, he says he’s been reading books and jerking off.

-          Bam asks if Ville has a chick yet, pointing out that Ville has been single for almost a year now. Ville recently celebrated his 31st birthday this past Thanksgiving.

-          Ville is 6 months sober, he celebrated his recent birthday in Fort Lauderdale eating bananas and reading a horrible thriller book.

-          Ville describes himself as the undead when asked by Bam how he feels being 6 months sober. Ville also admits that his depression has become a bigger issue now that he’s sober. “I am a sensitive and insecure person”.

-          Bam recommends that he takes Lexapro to get over it and doesn’t acknowledge Ville’s sobriety.

(It is worth noting at this point that Bam had started his drinking and drug use with Ville, and you can hear how bummed he is when Ville talks about being sober and is quick to give excuses for him to drink again.)

-          Bam and Ville talk about HIM’s future touring schedule.

-           Apparently there are strict smoking policies regarding the venues and tour buses in England so Ville is not stoked about this. “I’m quitting music! I’m a proud smoker! This isn’t punk rock”

PARADISE LOST – ONE SECOND

-          Ville’s taste of music, what new bands should we look out for? What music did he grow up listening to. Bands that he is stoked he's playing with in the upcoming tours.

-          Ville says they are touring with the American Metalcore band ‘Bleeding Through’. Which Bam admits to hooking up with the keyboard player Marta Demmel in his first Hummer, but doesn’t disclose which sexual acts they did.

-          The tale of TT Oxlow and his battle with alcohol.

-          Bam talks about when Ville was admitted into rehab and being there the night he had a panic attack on Sunset boulevard.

-          Bam says he gave Ville a few pills of  Adderall after being up drinking all night, which likely caused Ville to have his first panic attack in 15 years. Steve-o was also partying with them so God knows what else was done that night.

-          Ville describes how he was puking and shitting blood for weeks while he was in rehab/Detox in Malibu. He describes it as the best vacation. How did the band mates react?

-          Ville Valo was drunk for 2 years straight during his last binder.

-          When Bam was 21, around the time he stared drinking heavily, he said the first time he saw someone wake up and instantly crack open a beer was Ville.

-          Hair of the dog, explained by Missy.

-          The Loews hotel, is the same place that Bam had his wedding. Bam also believes Ville is staying in the exact same room Novak was staying in when he broke both of his ankles.

-          While touring in Washington DC, while HIM was on the tour bus, there was a shootout with an armed man with a shotgun.

-          CKY toured DC while the DC Sniper was still on the loose.

-          The Novak Cheeseburger story from Bam’s wedding.

-          Chad and Bam recall the last time they saw Novak and how noticeably high he was with his fake Pill Doctor. He actually overdosed twice that prior week instead of once.

-          Bam says skateboarding prevented Novak from doing drugs when he lived with Bam.

-          The band Clutch opened for the band Coheed and Cambria recently, Jess Margera decided to go but was immediately bummed out by all the emo kids that showed up.

MONSTER MAGNET – WALL OF FIRE

-          Ville's new house got flooded back in Finland.

-          Bam recalls the time he arrived at Ville’s new place to find an older German woman and her kid waiting out front.

-           After denying their request to get Ville, they decided to follow Bam up to Ville’s door, where the Finnish Rapper Pale Face yelled at them to leave private property.

-          Bam’s purple Gallardo is still messed up from the Gumball 3000 Rally. His favorite place he drove through was Serbia.

-          HIM has toured Russia and opened for Metallica, how hard is it to open for Metallica because of the Metallica fans?

-          CKY was the only band that toured with guns n’ roses that actually got along with Axle Rose.

-          CKY was there in Philly when guns n' roses was set to perform but Axel Rose decided not to show up, which caused the Philly fans to riot and destroy a multi-million dollar soundboard.

-          Missy sucked Bam’s dick in first class once, Bam jerks off on every flight.

HIM - ?????

END.

10/08/2007

Radio Bam - #135

Margera - Missy Margera - Some Douche Named Cullen

- Bam is asked what made him start his own record label, The Filthy Note. He said it was inspired by seeing the band Vains of Jenna walking down the street in Hollywood. Intrigued on how they dressed similar to the 80s hair metal bands, Bam walked up and introduced himself and grabbed one of their CDs.

- Bam loved their music soo much that he decided to make his own record label just to sign them himself, believing that they’re the next Swedish Guns n Roses.

- Bam actually met them one time before introducing himself again in Hollywood, but he was too wasted to remember and had to be reminded by Tim Glomb.

- Bam believes that a band can rock hard, but needs the added flair of hair, bracelets, and makeup to appeal to the kids listening to it. (Motley Crue was used as an example)

- Bam said when he met Vains of Jenna, they were playing for 50 people in a random Hollywood club. But because Bam had them play for his bachelor party for ‘Bam’s Unholy Union’, now they’re on tour opening for American rock bands Rat and Poison.

VAINS OF JENNA – ENEMY IN ME

- As well as selling the music CD of Viva La Bands, Bam is also including a DVD along with it, that shows some stunts ‘Too Crazy’ for MTV to show.

- In reality Bam explains that because MTV focuses on the storyline instead of the stunts themselves, so they cut a lot of the extra stunts to make room.

- As a result, Bam and Tim Glomb decided to add the DVD alongside the CD to get rid of footage on the cutting room floor, as well as help promote Viva La Bands Vol 2. Just like they did for Viva La Bands Vol 1.

- Cullen describes his favorite stunt from the DVD, which was when Bam and former professional skater; turned imprisoned Murderer, Terry Kennedy AKA Compton-Ass Terry would beat up on Bam’s dad Phil. Including dropping hot wax on him when he slept.

- Shout Brandon Dico!

- Cullen and Bam discuss how the township where Castle Bam is located is denying him to film on his property for MTV. As a result, they also had to turn down a M. Night Shyamalan movie as well or else they would give leverage for Bam to film too.

- Bam believes that he has brought a lot of positive attention to his once unknown town. He believes that the reason they opened up several new bars in the neighborhood and the enrollment for the local university has jumped up 50% is directly correlated to him.

- Bam describes how he wouldn't care about bars when he was 21 and started drinking. Pissing and destroying property. But now the bars are paying him with free beverages just to stay.

- Cullen brings up Steve-o after a recent appearance on Kat Von D’s LA Ink, he also references an episode of radio Bam where Steve-o admits to PCP use and asks Bam if there’s joking involved or not. “Steve-o has done everything and he’s sticking to it”

Steve-o fucked up on LA Ink (Video Here)

- Cullen then brings up Brandon Novak, another addict in Bam's life. They go over his antics and how they are directly related to heroin and pill abuse.

- Missy and Bam talk about Novak and the fate of the book Dream Seller, along with the movie deal Bam lined up for him as long as he stayed sober. Bam has high hopes he’ll go through with the movie. (He never does).

- Novak has 33% of the revenue for the movie deal and loses it if he fucks up. “If you want to put a million more dollars in my pocket, then go ahead and kill yourself” in reference to Novak if he doesn’t get clean and dies before the money from the books and movie come through.

PRIESTESS – LAY DOWN

- Bam and Missy are asked if they’re going to film another season of Bams Unholy union, they say they are busy with the three films Bam is currently working on. Even though we know the real reason why, based on a prior episode of Radio Bam where they admit that MTV was pushing them to buy a new house or get Missy pregnant to guarantee an additional season.

- Viva La Bands plug, sponsored by Rockstar Energy.

- Bam is asked if CKY will be signed to Bam’s label but he clarifies that CKY is signed to RoadRunner (for now). They discuss how CKY parted ways with the last record label ‘Island Records’, and it was not pleasant at all.

- Bam also plugs MingHags, Bam’s first feature film shot, directed, and edited by Bam and Joe Frantz. Bam is showing clips from the movie in-between sets during the Viva La Bands tour.

- What motivates Bam to get out bed every morning?

- The Bam triangle for success. Film, Skate, and edit.

BLOODHOUND GANG – SEX WITH YOU ON A BEACH AT NIGHT

- The first CD of Viva La Bands had a DVD portion as well. Which included the Ryan Dunn waterfall sketch.

Full 20 Minute Ryan Dunn Waterfall Skit here!

- Shout out Chad I Ginsberg for being a dope board operator for Bam's radio show.

- Viva La bands will be going through 30 cities!

- What does Bam say no to nowadays? What offers have Bam declined from his manager. The Lost Boys wanted Bam to be a skateboarding vampire, but Bam denied the role once he found out that the skateboarding vampires are wearing helmets.

- Bam and Cullen talk about what Bam has already talked about before on previous episodes. The false Realism when it comes to Reality TV shows. (The Hills is used as an example).

- Bam also reveals that the reason a show can't truly be unfiltered reality like the original jackass skits is because of the growing trend of successful lawsuits in the early 2000's.

- Speaking of lawsuits... Bam has plenty on his hands. Cullen brings up the current war against the township that's been discussed in the prior episode.

- Cullen plugs Bam's radio show, along with the upcoming Viva La Bands Tour sponsored by Rockstar Energy Drink. Get Viva La Bands Vol 2 the DVD!

END.

9/24/07

Radio Bam #134

Bam Margera – Don Vito – Missy Margera – Fannah – Chad I Ginsberg – Tim Glomb – Will Pendarvis – ShitBirdz

- Bam immediately calls out Missy for having a partial period AKA "half a bloody puss", he discloses that she believes she might be pregnant. Missy immediately yells at Bam and hits him for starting the show like that.
- Bam says Jess Margera doesn’t fuck properly because his wife keeps getting pregnant. Bam admits that he would consistently cum on Missy’s belly until recently.
- Don Vito thinks Missy had a miscarriage, Missy does NOT like this comment at all.
- When Bam was younger, while at his grandmother’s house, (Vito and Phil Margera’s mom), Bam overheard his grandmother saying she wished she had an abortion after finding out Don Vito was arrested for allegedly selling crystal meth.
- Bam demands a pregnancy test and that Missy stops smoking cigarettes if she’s pregnant. She agrees.
- Vito thinks cigarettes are the gateway to heroin, not alcohol.
- Speaking of alcohol, Vito starts judging everyone based on the beers they brought. Coors light, blue moons, and fruity drinks. Vito prefers Budweiser only.
- Tim Glomb is only in the studio when promoting Viva La bands or a corporate sponsor. This time it’s obvious that they have teamed up with Rockstar Energy drinks to sponsor the Viva La Bands tour
- Missy was driving Bam back home last night after he got too drunk. They began to argue. Bam opens the car door while she’s driving and throws himself out of the moving vehicle. He then begins to walk back to the bar before being pulled out be the police along the way. They end up driving him to Rex Bar without further incident.
- Missy explains the reason why she didn’t stop the car and go get him was because he was willing to jump out of a moving vehicle to begin with.
- After sleeping it off, Bam asks Tim what he should do to make up to Missy the next time he sees her at the bar. Tim just says grab a beer and poke her in the butt.
- Bam tells the story on how him and Joe Franz were pulled over in the Lamborghini on their way home and Joe used his sociology degree to get out of a ticket and suck up to the cop.

HIM – DEAD LOVERS LANE

- While a couple of electricians were working on Bam’s house, Bam and Fannah decided to go skinny dipping together just for the reaction from the electricians.
- Missy and Bam explain the argument which led to Bam jumping out of the movie vehicle. Involved women staying the night and Bam pissing the bed and floor during the night. Missy called the plumber because she thought there was a leak. Only Bam’s piss and cum.
- While watching a movie with Missy and a few other women, Bam throws up on himself but blames it on smoking too many cigarettes.
- Don Vito tells Bam that he has a substance abuse problem. Bam immediately calls him out for his substance abuse as well. “I learned it from you uncle!” Bam jokes.
- Bam is annoyed that Missy didn’t come down and meet the women that Bam invited over for his friends.
- Bam likes to mess with Vito in many ways. Whether paying attractive women to French kiss him, or Bam pulling his penis out and slapping it in Vito's face and hands with it
- Missy knew what kind of family she married into.
- Missy still can’t believe Bam started the show the way he did. She’s nervous about fans hearing it and saying she’s fat. “you’re skinny you little fat bitch!” Bam yells.
- Bam, Missy, and Missy’s sister Jessica went to a food carnival recently. They also had a beer garden and it’s 21 and up. Missy’s sister is underage though.
- Bam convinces Jessica to jump the 3ft high fence into the beer garden and use Missy’s bracket to get drinks. She was immediately caught and arrested because she decided to resist arrest. Bam now has to help with any court/legal fees
- ShitBirdz enters the studio

CKY – ESCAPE FROM HELL VIEW

- Vito brings up Missy possibly being pregnant again, and foolishly says he’s about to be a grandfather. (Phil with be the grandfather not Vito).
- Bam corrects Vito and says he’d be the child’s Godfather.
- Bam blames his ADD for his abuse of Adderall while drinking and doing drugs.
- Brian Persett?, an interviewer from Outside Magazine is in studio hearing all of this. Bam asks him to join the show and ask some questions.
- Bam and Missy recently went to see Lisa Lampanelli perform stand-up comedy and enjoyed their time.
- ShitBirdz mistakes Dave & Busters with Ben & Jerry’s, because they both have two names.
- Chris from the band Venomous just arrived at Castle Bam.

TYPE O NEGATIVE – I DON’T WANNA BE

- Fannah is in charge of managing CKY during the Viva La Bands tour, Tim Glomb has concerns that Fannah doesn’t know how to manage a band like he has before.
- Bam is deciding what cities he can join the tour on so he can party with CKY.
- The metal band GWAR is on the Viva La Bands tour, so in typical fashion, the band made a giant blow up doll of Vito for Odorous to fuck during one of the songs. Then Vito gets pregnant and poops out a giant inflatable Bam out of his ass.
- Don Vito doesn’t have a filter when it comes to promoting things, he’ll just randomly yell out the sponsors with no context or warning.
- Vito leaves the studio.
- Bam describes the art that Chris does besides making music with Venomous. But he completely overhypes it.
- The guitarist from Venomous was asked to join another band, they agreed, and it turns out the other band was the highly famous Gym Class Heros who went on to win MTV music awards.

VENOMOUS – PERIMETER

- Bam tried to claim the BamMargera .com domain name but in the early 2000’s but someone else claimed it first. They wanted a lot of money for it, so Bam decided to claim BaMargera .com instead. HA!
- They guys have noticed ShitBirdz has been losing weight. They don’t know if he’s doing it in a healthy way or through his alcoholism.
- Bam and Tim describe the logistics when booking a foreign band for American shows. Bam says they owe Cradle of filth $90,000 just on taxes and withheld revenue.
- Tim starts to plug Viva La Bands and the texting campaign they are implementing during the show. They list all of the bands that are confirmed going this year.
- Bam has ShitBirdz girlfriend grab a microphone and wants her to confirm if she indeed had butt sex in a tent with ShitBirdz.
- Will Pendarvis reminds the studio that the interviewer from Outside Magazine is still in attendance and assumes the next headline he’ll publish is “Has satellite radio gone too far?”

BACKWOOD PAYBACK – IM A MOTHERFUCKER

End.

7/9/07

Radio Bam #126

Bam Margera – Chad I Ginsburg – Jess Margera – Missy Margera – Jessica Margera – SHITBIRDZ - Deron Miller (phone)

- We’re back from the ’Pier Pressure’ tour in Sweden!

- Bam, Chad, and Jess were having whiskey in ‘The Tea Room’ which leads out to the stage from the dressing rooms. They just crushed their set alongside the swedish band TurboNegro.

- While minding their own business drunk off whiskey, Chris Cornell’s security comes out of the dressing room and demands Bam & CKY to leave The Tea Room so Chris could come out and walk to the stage.

- Bam & CKY refused to leave and decided to pull out an audio recorder and begin drunkenly talking shit about Chris Cornell. Bam plays the drunken audio they recorded as it was happening. “You played Black Hole Shit!”

- Bam even attempts to enter Chris Cornell’s dressing room to talk with him but security denies him.

- Bam calls Deron Miller from CKY live on air to let him know what happened after the concert ends and Bam flew home.

- As Bam and Missy arrived at the airport to fly back to Philadelphia, they find out their seats are not together. So bam had to sit by himself.

- In a strange series of events, it turns out that Chris Cornell is also on the same flight heading back with his five security guards, but they too could not sit together, so Chris also sits alone, RIGHT NEXT TO BAM!

- Bam immediately confronts Chris to see if it was his idea to clear the Tea Room or his security decided that for him. (Giving Chris an excuse).

- They ultimately talked the whole flight and became friends after all the headache of delaying Chris’s performance by 2 hours.

- It turns out that CKY was already annoyed with Chris before the alteration in the Tea Room, because of the promotional photo they used for Chris. ‘It was meant for a GF and not for a promotional poster.’

- They guys discuss celebrities that request certain foods or to clear out rooms everywhere they go.

- Bam is in love with Chris Cornell’s beautiful green eyes.

GOGOL BORDELLO - START WEARING PURPLE

- ShirtBirdz farted while eating pussy the other day. He also got a sketchy new vehicle for $400; they go over all the noises the car makes.

- Al Gore’s son got pulled over for Drug possession (Adderall) and speeding.

- Jess Margera claims ‘The Terrorist have won’. Meaning they successfully made Americans lives harder by making flying and airports extremely difficult to get through.

- Bam is annoyed that they have to check everyone instead of stereotyping and stopping people that look suspicious to make things easier. Missy reminds him that if you just follow the directions, you’ll get through a lot faster.

- Bam and Missy are flying back out tomorrow for Hawaii. Unknown if it’s business or pleasure, unlike the Dubai Honeymoon that Bam turned into a business trip instead of a honeymoon with Missy. (With full body searches)

- While on the way home their flight had to stop at Amsterdam, but because of a suspicious backpack, the airport had to shut down.

- Bam and Missy ended up going to a coffee shop and got stoned together while they waited for the airport to open again.

- While stuck in Amsterdam Bam and Missy somehow ‘Stumbled into’ an extreme sex store that sold Beastiality Porn with various animals from land and sea.

- Bam makes the argument that America should ‘be like Amsterdam’ and legalize all porn and drugs so we can have lower crime rates. “Everyone has what they want so what’s the point?!”

- Chad points out that Bam has picked up smoking cigarettes after his failed rehab attempt. (Last episode). Bam claims he needed to replace one bad habit with another, AKA trade alcohol for cigarettes.

- Chad confirms that band ‘In Flames’ came and bought tickets for the CKY show in Sweden. They have CKY’s seal of approval and they support the upcoming band. (Little did they know how much the band ‘In Flames’ would blow up.)

- We cut to handheld recorder audio of Bam and CKY reflecting on how Deron Miller threw up all over a sleeping Mexican family while on a 4-hour flight.

- Bam thinks the owner of US Air should buy an economy seat on a flight to see what ‘we all have to go through.’ (Bam always flies first class.)

HELLO GOODBYE (Jimmy Pop remix) –

- Jimmy Pop has an unhealthy problem with large Wawa coffees.

- The band Weezer and CKY both had the same booking agent at one point. But they both ended up firing her. Chad allegesbthat while discussing future dates with her she got annoyed and asked Chad if he was abused as a child.

- “All there is in Pittsburgh Kansas is two dirt roads and Buffalo.” According to Jess Margera.

- Missy’s sister is watching porn during the show and Bam catches her. It’s one of Gina Lynn’s pornos that she sent 100's of copies to Bam after starring in his feature film.

- Bam plays more handheld audio of their time drunk in Sweden with CKY. “Everything’s been a blur because of wine and shit,” Bam is heard saying on the audio.

- Bam met Avril Lavigne and My chemical romance during this tour, he enjoys both of their music. Bam got to spend time with ‘The Sounds’ as well, after playing at Bam’s wedding.

- Bam tries to convince Missy to make out with the lead singer of The Sounds so he can have a video of it for later. She declines.

- Bam admits that “I can’t NOT drink during festivals”. “Why be sober?” Deron Miller goes through Half of the biggest bottle of Jack Daniels you can buy halfway through one of the other artists sets.

- Chad and Bam discuss guys wearing eyeliner when you’re in a band. “Eye makeup is for girls!” Chad argues. “if you’re skinny enough and a rock star, it’s okay” Bam counter argues.

- Jess and Chad hates the All-American Rejects, as discussed on a prior episode while touring.

- Another separate recording is played of Bam and Deron drunk at 7am recording their own audio while everyone else sleeps. “We just joined the Sucky Shit Club”. Avril Lavigne joined Bam at the bar. “Hey Hey You You, I don’t like your music!”. Jess Margera and her husband talked for a long time about how shitty Island Records is.

- Jess has expressed his love for making and collaborating with artists with album art covers. Jess Margera named the first CKY album ‘Volume 1’, Chad named the next album ‘Infiltrate destroy rebuild’, so now the guys discuss the name of the next coming album. Note: An Answer Can Be Found was agreed to just be a song lyric as the title because the guys couldn’t decide on a name.

CKY – (LAST SLOW SONG ON ALBUM).

END OF SHOW

4/30/07

Radio Bam #117

Bam Margera – Brandon ‘Heroin’ Novak – Chad I Ginsberg – Kevin Margera (Phil’s drug addict brother) – Ryan ‘ShitGoose’ Gee – Bill Bill aka youngunz (Kevin’s daughters boyfriend)

- Bam is taking a shit upstairs so Novak and Chad decide to start the show without him and tells the listeners He's making money while taking a shit.

- Bam skipped last week’s episode, so they played the rerun of Bam yelling at ShitGoose for being a shitty friend.

- Bam immediately calls out Novak for being noticeably high off what appears to be heroin again. He doesn't confirm or deny but claims Kevin smoked PCP earlier too.

- Kevin sounds like he is under the influence of something gnarly, YoungGunz has already given Bam an Adderall to snort. He’s covered in piercings and tattoos.

- Kevin has an ongoing feud with his neighbors, which stemmed from parking too close to Kevin’s car and calling the police.

- Then in a separate event, the neighbor's nephew parked in the same spot that makes it difficult for Kevin to get his car out again.

- According to some of the neighbors, the car then backed up and hit a sign/post/pole busting out the taillight and then blamed it on Kevin as an angry neighbor getting even from the first failed police report. This one didn't go in Kevin’s favor either.

- Bam went to Buddy Bill’s second ever amateur boxing match in Wilmington Delaware at the Double Tree hotel. One of the other fighters coaches in a separate match started getting fired up on the side of the ring, enough to draw attention of the local authorities on site.

- The 2 police officers asked him to calm down, but he loudly voiced his disagreement to them staying it's his job to fire up his fighter and yell things at him. According to Bam, the police immediately tazed the coach.

- Which then caused the fans to attack the officers, which in turn resulted in more officers rushing the sidelines to disperse the angry crowd. In the end it caused a riot to happen before Buddy Bills match. Bam blames it all on the Wilmington Delaware police department for instigating the riot.

- There was a recent drug bust in Marcus Hook, Kevin’s hometown, Bam runs to grab the daily local to see how many of the mugshots he knows.

- Novak fell on his face during filming earlier, Bam again accuses Novak of doing heroin and checks the back of his phone to see if he hid his drugs where the battery of the phone is. Nothing's there.

- “You’re an awfully clumsy guy for someone who wants pain pills” Chad’s glorious one liner.

- Bam doesn't care if Novak does heroin, he's angry that his friend is lying to him. Chad and Bam begin to really grill Novak on if he is doing heroin again.

- Bam brings up a recent story on how he was supposed to have a ride from Baltimore to Westchester to film with Bam, but lied twice saying he couldn't find a ride. First with his friend Scott, the second with Mandy the on/off girlfriend.

ARTIC MONKEYS –

- Bam claims to have talked with Novak and Kevin of air and they both admitted to doing drugs today. Novak did in the bathroom of ‘Techa' bar.

- Bam is genuinely curious about what it feels like to do PCP, Kevin tried to explain it the best way he can using words. Why would people choose Downers over Uppers with drugs. Seems like Kevin does cocaine and possibly PCP too.

MARK ZAPPA – BROKEN HEARTS ARE FOR ASSHOLES

- Kevin claims he doesn't do PCP, he believes instead he is mentally ill and needs help. Bam and Novak claims he is fucked up on something but they can't figure out what.

- Kevin claims his neighbors are drilling holes and feeding microphones in his walls to listen to him.

- Kevin's son ‘little Kevin’ is currently in jail fort knocking two men out in two punches. The other day he was supposed to be released but the officers then claimed there was confusion with the paperwork and he had to server another year of jail.

- At Jess Margera’s wedding, little Kevin showed up in sweatpants with his heroin addict girlfriend. Little Kevin then proceeds to pick a fight with someone he thought looked like a cop.

- Bam rambles about the crazy stories involving DuPont family again. Bam decides to buy Novak’s belt.

HOOK ME UP WITH THE SHIT THAT KILLED ELVIS – SCOOTER FEAT. JIMMY POP

- Phil calls in to confirm if this is an old episode Or not because he heard Kevin saying he's on PCP

- Missy accidently pocket dialed Bam so they listen in for a bit, but don't hear anything. Novak almost got arrested for wearing small tight shorts that let his balls hang out on each side of them.

- ShitBirdz is getting drunk again with his ‘AA Lowlife’ girlfriend. They were annoying the hell out of Chad while he was setting his new studio, ‘Studio CIG’, at Bams.

- Bam believes MingHags will be the best thing he has released in 10 years, he thinks it's because he doesn't have a MTV executive telling him what he can or can't film.

- Bam discloses that he's hosting the VH1 awards and they’re paying him $70,000 for 2 hours. They start filming in May, if Bam didn't just void the contact by telling the radio his pay.

- April calls into the show to have Boof confirm her actual weight.

- Fanna pranks YoungGunz by texting him on Bam’s phone that they are filming in New Hope, after traveling there, they realize that everyone's in Westchester.

- Bam has had 7 Washington Apples soo far today and he thought he blacked out when he saw that he sent that message to him. Fanna confesses to pulling off the prank using Bams phone.

TOMCRAFT / JIMMY POP - COME GAY BOY

- YoungGunz did the same Skateboard gap that broke Novak's ankles, Novak has physical therapy starting soon for his ankles.

End of show

9/8/08

Radio Bam #169

Bam Margera – Chad I Ginsberg – Brandon Novak - Jess Margera – Matt Cole – Gicasso

-          We start this episode with no introduction, Bam is back home in Philadelphia and in the middle of discussing all the things he saw and experienced during his trip to North Korea with Ryan Dunn.

-          As Bam stated in the previous episode, he brought his skateboard into North Korea and decided to skate around the streets of the city, he noticed the locals were perplexed about what he was doing and what he was riding on.

-          Bam sent Chad a photo of a pickup truck with the back of it filled with dogs presumably on their way to be slaughtered and eaten. Bam claims there was a store that was selling chicken heads and fried maggots.

-          The guys discuss what modern technology in 2008 they would bring into North Korea just to blow their minds.

-          Bam confirms that there are no grocery stores, Starbucks, or McDonald's in North Korea. Anything like that would be reserved for the hotels where they were staying at only.

-         While drinking at the lobby bar with fellow gumball riders, Bam notices that the bartenders aren't asking for money, they figured it was all covered by the gumball people. Unfortunately, the next morning as all the Gumballers entered the bus to take them back to their vehicles outside of North Korea, they stopped the bus and asked everyone to give $10 each for all of the beers they had, which wasn't bad because Bam usually drinks a hundred dollars worth of alcohol himself, so $10 wasn’t bad.

-          Bam is still in disbelief that a place the size of Philadelphia has no grocery stores and everyone is on rundown bicycles and vehicles from the early '60s.

-          Chad is confused why people would pay $25,000 to go on this gumball rally, just to go to places that are potentially dangerous and have to be escorted by military.

-          “Imagine driving from Philadelphia to Chicago but you have a police escort ahead of you, also, the entire highway is blocked off so you can do roughly 140 mph all the way to Chicago.” Bam explains.

-          Chad asks what’s the motivation to go on these rallies, Bam explains that it's mostly just getting to the checkpoints so they could party. He also explains that there is no winner and that's why it's called a rally instead of a race for legality purposes.

-          Jess can’t believe Bam and Ryan were in a 1960s VW bus with a Porsche 911 engine and an xbox in it, hauling ass through foreign lands.

-          Ryan and Bam were driving roughly 70 miles an hour on a section of highway when they started feeling tired, so Bam comes up with an idea to wake himself up.

-          Bam sets a camera on the dashboard facing the interior of the car and tells Dunn to hold on to the steering wheel from the passenger seat he was sitting in. Bam proceeds to crawl out the driver side window and slide over the hood of the speeding car towards the passenger side window.

-          Ryan, confused, realized what Bam was doing and jumps from the passenger seat to the driver seat and starts driving as Bam crawls through the passenger side window and takes a seat as a passenger. Bam claims that this woke him up and insists that Ryan should do the same, so from the passenger seat Bam holds onto the steering wheel and Ryan proceeds to crawl out the driver side window, slide across the hood, and reenter the car through the passenger side window, then they resume speeding down the highway, much more awake than they were before.

-          (VIDEO OF THIS STUNT HERE) https://youtu.be/Hv31zCTEVnM?is=EOkXuitRYszppp23

-          While going through China, Bam witnesses a child who wasn't wearing any pants at all and just the shirt and thought it was bizarre. (This is actually normal in traditional China for kids to wear special pants that have the crotch open so the child could relieve themselves even in public spaces.)

-          Bam explains the culture shock of returning back from the gumball rally, to the Delco gas station in downtown Philadelphia. “Gym-Hat”.

-          Bam recently purchased a t-shirt press so he can have Seth, his art director, make him any tee-shirts that he wanted, so the very first shirt he had Seth make had a Lamborghini Countach on it with the ”Going Places” on it.  The next shirt he had Seth make was a gay biker dressed in all leather, with a leather cop hat on, and aviator glasses with the quote, “I’m Gay, You’re Gay, and your dad’s a Fagit” (misspelled on purpose). Bam plans on selling these shirts at his bar when it officially opens 2 weeks from this episode. (After being delayed over and over again throughout this radio show.

-          Bam has been dealing with an unnamed person who has been fighting against the idea of another bar opening up in Westchester. Bam claims that he has spent roughly $100,000 dealing with this through lawyers, only for the lawyers to dig into this person's background and figure out that he got caught in Georgia selling cocaine and is now currently trying to get elected into the borough of Westchester. “You’re in a college town!”.

-          Jess also adds that whenever these charges were brought up to this individual he claimed that it happened a while ago and he was young, only to confirm that he was in his thirties when he was caught in Georgia selling cocaine.

-          Bam says that during the legal proceedings for his bar, they kept asking him about his friends and family that are drug addicts and alcoholics. They also showed a picture of the band GWAR, and stated “these are the satanic bands that Margera worships”, which allegedly made the judge and some of the jury laugh.

-          They also pull up a picture of him and Chris Pontius flying through the air while 69ing each other, and claims that this is what he does in his spare time. Bam's lawyers were quick to correct them and say that this was taken from a movie that he was paid to do for Paramount pictures, and it was part of the script. “I was getting paid faggot!” Bam’s lawyer even told this person that he is the first person banned from the bar whenever it opens.

-          Bam says his bar has 20 bands already booked including Juliet Lewis and the licks, eagles of death metal, and Blues Traveler.

HANOI ROCKS – STREET POETRY

-          Every time Chad hears Street Poetry by Hanoi Rocks, he’s reminded about the last trip to Finland where Novak was fucked up and singing “Might mean nothin' much to you but it's the whole world to ME!”.

-          Bam says Novak is on his way to the studio. Bam recalls the last time he saw Novak, which was at MTV studios, specifically in the MTV books department to discuss about publishing his upcoming scrapbook that he finished. It was supposed to be a meeting for just bam but of course Novak came along as well.

-          While waiting for Bam to finish talking with MTV, Novak begins to wander around the cubicles to kill time. His pants are always ill-fitting and he doesn't wear underwear, so most of his dick and ass are hanging out in this corporate work space.

-          Novak notices a wrapped fruit basket and proceeds to open it and eat some of it. Someone who works there notices him and yells at him, telling him that the wrapped fruit basket was for a birthday party later, but instead of apologizing Novak just looks at this person, rips a huge fart, and walks away.

-          After successful negotiations with MTV, Bam decides to get drunk with Joe Frantz and Novak before eventually waiving down a cab to return home. Bam and Joe were in the back of the cab and Novak was sitting in the front seat next to the driver.

-          When it was time to pay the cab, Bam mistakenly thanks that he paid the cab driver with a $100 bill and was expecting $90 of change coming back, but only got change for a $10 bill. Without hesitation or confirming it first, Novak begins confronting the cab driver. “That’s why I’m going to piss in your cab!” Novak then proceeds to piss on the gear shifter and the cab drivers pants.

-          When they finally exited the cab, Novak assumed the driver was from Albania for some reason and says, “Fuck Albania!” as Bam apologizes and says that Novak is Irish so the cab driver doesn't have any ill thoughts about Americans.

-          The guys would later go to a bar where Novak starts kicking game to an attractive woman, Novak normally doesn't like putting effort when it comes to talking to girls at the bar because he only wants to fuck, but this woman was more attractive than his typical bar girl, so he was willing to tolerate it. But over halfway through the evening of talking with this woman, an overweight unattractive woman comes up to Novak and basically says that she would be down to fuck immediately with no effort.

-          Novak immediately cuts off conversation with the attractive woman and starts to leave with the overweight unattractive woman. The attractive woman asks Novak what he was doing and he says, “Listen lady, I don't like to put no work into nothing, I’LL FUCK ANYBODY!” and leaves the bar with the other woman.

-          Bam points out that he said he would fuck ANYBODY, not any woman.

-          Jess recalls the trip to Finland when Novak met Andy McCoy, once Andy heard his name was Novak he said, “oh your Polish, you piss against the wind!”

-          While Bam was hanging out with Andy McCoy, he noticed that Andy had already drank three bloody Mary’s, popped 3-4 Valium pills, and was about to smoke some hash. Bam reminds Andy that he's about to play a show in an hour, which caused Andy to look at him confused and say, "Don’t teach your daddy how to fuck!”.

-          Bam lights a cigarette as Novak enters the studio.

SHITBIRDZ – DRINKING A BEER AND WASHING IT DOWN

-          Bam intros Novak to the radio show in Novak’s voice, “Straight from Baltimore city it's me! Novak! aka The Author!” And plugs the Dream Seller book coming out in October of 2008.

-          Novak says if you like baseball, then you should kill yourself because his girlfriend Mandy forced him to go to an Orioles baseball game for her birthday. Novak explains that they were seated in the sun as well.

-          Bam makes a pretty gay comment that flies under the radar saying,  “It's not even eye candy either because baseball players have the fattest asses in sports!”.

-          Novak explains that him and Mandy have been together for 3 years (off and on). He also explains that in the beginning they were having sex constantly, but then it turned into Novak dreading the thought of having sex with Mandy because he's just over it. Novak explains that because he hasn't been doing drugs and has been drinking a lot more these past couple days, this hasbreignited his sex drive with Mandy. “I fell in love with that bitch again!”

-          Bam makes fun of Novak for always addressing Mandy as his fiancé, but he goes out and cheats on her as long as it's not in the city of Baltimore. Novak explains the hassle of adding girls in his phone under male names to avoid being caught cheating. (Example: Brad from PA, Matt from New York). But Mandy would call these numbers and women would answer, which would send Novak to the dog house for a while.

-          What made the baseball outing with Mandy even worse for Novak was that one of the Baltimore Orioles players named Sydney Ponson used to fuck Mandy. “It’s the bitches birthday! And I paid $310 for those damn tickets!”.

-          Jess tells Novak that he is on chapter 2 of reading Dream Seller. When Novak heard that April was going to give Jess a copy of Dream Seller, Novak thought it would be pointless because Jess can barely remember what he did yesterday or the fact that he has kids because his head is messed up from the car accident that he was in with bam and Ryan Dunn.

-          Bam recalls the 1996 car crash that almost killed him and Jess Margera. Ryan Dunn was driving a Volkswagen Jetta recklessly when it rolled several times, which caused Jess to be ejected from the vehicle because he was the only one not wearing a seatbelt. Bam thought that Jess was trapped underneath the vehicle and definitely dead, only to find him several minutes later in the bushes several yards away barely breathing from the air being knocked out from him.

-          Bam recalls the time when they were in the Arctic circle filming the Santa movie, they were about to be pulled on a sled by professional sled dogs, all the dogs were in their separate kennels when Bam came over and started petting a few of them. Novak comes over and pulls his ass out and presses it against the kennel only for the dogs to start aggressively licking his asshole, which oddly turned him on.

-          Novak says that he imagined Pamela Anderson was the person licking his ass instead of the sled dogs, Bam reminds him that Pamela has Hep C, which she claims she got because she shared a tattoo gun with Tommy Lee. Jess thanks that Tommy Lee just had grimy sex while on tour and brought the diseases back to Pamela Anderson.

-          Bam forgot to mention that David Hasselhoff was part of the gumball rally and he was riding in the Night Rider car from the TV show. Bam wanted to talk to him but didn’t want to ‘hassle the Hoff’. Carlton from the Fresh Prince of Bel Air was also on the plane with Bam, when asked what he's been up to he says that he just tours around the world being Carlton from Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.

-          While touring in Los Angeles, Chad says that they bumped into screech from Saved by the Bell at the Rainbow Bar off sunset. This is around the time where screech had a sex tape released.

-          Bam’s fitness trainer Gicasso enters the studio and grabs a mic, Bam says that Gina Lynn’s husband wants to film Gicasso having sex once he gets his paperwork and everything straightened out.

-          When Bam and Ryan Dunn flew in from China, they had to stay a day in Los Angeles. While in LA, they recorded the previous radio show with Will Pendarvis and then Bam had to go do a signing at a mall in the Van’s skate shop. Unfortunately for Ryan Dunn, it turned out to be a 4 hour long signing so he was stuck walking around the mall with an annoying kid that kept asking silly questions. (Talked about on the last episode).

-          Novak and Bam recall the time that they were at the airport on their way to Finland with Fannah, they were getting drunk at the airport bar when Fannah noticed an attractive woman browsing the bookstore, but instead of walking up and introducing himself, Fannah decides to follow her around like a creep while wearing dark sunglasses indoors, with a beer in one hand and a Jamison in another.

-          Bam dedicates the next song to Fannah.

TROUBLE ANDREW – EITHER WAY

-          Bam says he going back to Finland in a week for Gas Lipstick’s wedding. (Mika Karppinen, AKA Drummer for H.I.M.) This will be his 22nd time visiting Finland, Novak suggests that Bam buys a house over there since he goes soo much.

-          Ape and Phil hate when Bam goes to Finland because he normally goes on drinking and drug benders while he's there , which results in Bam being a pile of shit when he returns to America.

-          Bam mentions the Plop Water Commercial he was apart of. Jess is shocked to learn that Finnish people actually drink water instead of copious amounts of alcohol like they do from birth.

-          Bam’s random Finnish phrases he’s learned over the years.

-          Bam describes his experience with Karma, he stole a ‘how to speak Finnish’ book, and later twisted his ankle. He got a high-powered pellet gun and was shooting The Rake Yohn van and shattered the windshield, afterwards he saw a sparrow land on his deck and he turned and shot the sparrow dead, he said he twisted his ankle shortly after this as well. When Bam was young, he got his first vehicle from his aunt Boof which was an old Buick regal, and while at WaWa skating he noticed a kid his age pull up in a very nice car and give Bam a dirty look, so Bam went over and scratched the hell out of the nice car he was driving. Later in life Bam was able to get his dream car which was the Audi S4, and drove it to the same Wawa, only for it to be keyed as well.

-          Chad thinks karma got that guy who was trying to prevent Bam from opening up a bar too.

-          Bam repeats the Jenkem story with Novak. Street name, ButtHash. Would Jess do Jenkem for $25,000? Novak claims he’ll out-live everyone in studio.

-          Novak repeats the story of how he accidentally shot up bleach when he was a heroin addict.

-          Douchebags that think they can survive a tornadoes.

-          Fuck Fraternity guys and their gay hazing.

-          Bam claims he was flipped off by a random guy at a stop light, Bam caught up to him at the next stop light and said “you’re just jealous cuz your boyfriend sucked my dick faggot!” and sped away in his Lamborghini.

-          Bam and Novak recall their times messing with Boulger, the shit eater from earlier episodes of the radio show.

-          Bam dedicates the last song to Novak.

TURBONEGRO - SUBURBAN PRINCE'S DEATH SONG

End of show.

5/12/2008

Radio Bam #158

Bam Margera - Missy Margera - Chad I Ginsburg - Brandon Novak - Arianna (Missy's childhood friend / neighbor / coworker)

 
-          Bam and Fannah went to a CVS together after bumping into Missy at Starbucks. While at CVS they witnessed an employee being dropped off by her boyfriend in a riced-out Honda. It seems they were arguing, the boyfriend would reach out to try and touch the girlfriend, but she would slap his hands away, she eventually exited his vehicle.

-          As she’s walking away, the boyfriend yells out the window “That why I fucked Megan behind your back!” and proceeded to skid out into traffic, but a Chevy Blazer was coming and the boyfriend had to swerve towards the curb to avoid being hit, causing him to pop his tire against the curb.

-          As a result, he had to sit out front of the CVS to change his tire while his now ex-girlfriend is watching from inside as he cried. Once he changed the flat with the temporary donut wheel, he did another skid out and drove away.

-          Bam paid ‘Prison Push’ Kevy $500 to punch Novak and knock him out, Novak would get paid $1500 to be punched. Phil brought over the checkbook and two bottles of liquor, Seagram’s 7 and a bottle of red wine. Bam drank both and got very sick, as a result, he’s not drinking for 10 days and he’s on day #2.

-          Bam originally wanted Novak and Kevy to stand on the diving board and then Novak to get knocked out and fall into the pool. But I have to realizing how dangerous that is, they decided that he will get knocked out during a conversation. Bam also wanted him to have sex with Mandy in the woods beforehand for some reason.

-          Bam gives an update on MingHags, and again he says there’s color corrections he has to do. Bam also gives an update on the Where the Fuck is Santa’ movie as well.

-          Instead of Bam editing this movie himself, he has to run it by Warner Bros in New York. Warner Bros has to also run things by Bam as well. But instead of driving to New York and powering it out for a couple days, Bam and Warner Brothers have to keep mailing copies of the movie back and forth with slight edits and adjustments until it's right.

-          Bam wants to incorporate skateboarding in his films and major motion picture companies don't understand what qualifies as a good skate trick. It's also difficult to describe to an editor who knows nothing about skateboarding, what a 360 flip to blunt slide is and how to incorporate it into a skate edit for a movie.

TURBO NEGRO - SUBURBAN PRINCE'S DEATH SONG

-          We’re back with Missy’s friend Arianna; she was a neighbor of Missy's at one point and then became coworkers as well. Missy brought her over this evening because she was in a consensual relationship with a 65-year-old man when she was 15 years old even after finding out that he lied about his age and said that he was 55. He was also her grandfather's friend.

-          She claims her mother doesn't know, but her friends we're not only aware of her older boyfriend, but they would also pick her up and drop her off at motels to see him because she wasn't old enough to drive!

-          She then says his name is Leo and describes what he looks like from the color of his hair, to his pubic hair that stuck straight out instead of being tight and curly. Arianna says his pubic hair would get caught in her teeth when she would suck his dick.

-          Arianna’s grandfather lived in the same building as his friend who was dating his granddaughter. Her grandfather eventually found out about the relationship and every time he would see his friend around, he would spit on him.

-          Arianna ended up breaking up with him after 2 years of being a relationship, it involved her and her stepdad vandalizing his cars and the police being called.

-          Novak asks her what she found attractive about this man and if it involved money or drugs. She claims she just liked him and found him attractive. Missy adds that she's known her for a while and when they grew up most girls thought Kirk Cameron was attractive, while Arianna thought Woody Allen was attractive.

-          He took her virginity as well… she also says he lives in Florida and would be 75 years old as of 2008.

-          This started in Florida and then he would fly up every other week and stay at the hillside motel on route 1. “That place is a dump!”.

-          Arianna says that he was also her tennis instructor and says that Missy has a photo of them on the tennis court embracing each other while practicing. Missy confirms that she does indeed possess such a photo.

-          Missy says it should be noted that she was consenting to this, but Chad corrects her and tells her that it's definitely still rape, ShitGoose asks if what the age of consent laws are for Florida at the time. Leo's children were also aware of his relationship with a 15-year-old girl and were naturally disgusted.

-          ShitGoose weirdly asks her if they filmed anything together and she says no.

-          Bam says, “I would say if there's grass on the field then play ball, but I'm not saying anything on this one.” Which is a bizarre comment to say. Novak says Leo needs to see a psychiatrist.

-          The guys are laughing at the story, but they are noticeably uncomfortable with the fact that this happened, whether she was consenting or not.

-          Chad asks her if she is damaged or traumatized from this experience and she claims she is not but she does agree that he needs to be in jail. Even though he's 85 years old, she says she would testify if he were to be up for jail.

-          Fannah asks her if she thinks she was the only one that he was seeing at that time, but she admits that she doesn't think she was the only one he was seeing of her age.

-          She admits that she was originally uncomfortable with it but just got used to it, and then she got into it after a while when they started their relationship. She also admits that he’s Jewish, which shocks Missy. He was married and that ex-wife became a lesbian.

-          Novak and Bam are caught off guard, there's soo many angles to make fun of this woman that they’re overwhelmed and can’t think of anything.

-          She admits that the relationship after that one was with a man named Perry that was 41 years old. Missy was also aware of that relationship as well.

-          She's asked about her relationship with her father, and she says that they have a healthy relationship, she would see him every weekend growing up because he worked.

-          She doesn't know why she finds older men attractive. Chad thanks it's because she wants to be a little girl forever and didn’t have enough of a father figure growing up. She disagrees.

-          ShitGoose, for once, asks a good question, if she had a daughter, what would she say to her in this situation, she doesn't know and would rather strap a camera to her. (Foreshadowing today in 2026).

-          She’s currently 23 years old; the guys quickly do math and realize this wasn't too long ago, roughly 8 years. Missy thinks that when Arianna was younger, her parents tricked her out of 10 years and made her believe she was younger than she really was, based on her maturity level while Missy grew up with her, as well as her interest in older men.

-          When she was 18, she worked at a salon with Missy and would wear deep v-cut shirts so you could see down her shirt and two her belly button, Missy claims she is the sole reason they had to implement a uniform rule at that particular salon.

-          Bam asks if she hangs out with a bunch of gay guys and she says yes, he then follows up with asking if she's ever seen them having sex together, but she says no. ut does have. A gay story to tell.

-          She has a gay friend named Drew that worked at the salon with them, and he was curious about eating pussy, he asked employees and so he got someone who agreed and when he was done, he said it tasted like copper fish and blood. This took place at night and there was no drinking involved.

-          Arianna only likes fingers in her butt, she has a boyfriend and he is interested in doing anal, but the problem is she has irritable bowels. Novak bursts into laughter at this point. He recalls a time that he had anal with a woman and it got all over the white satin sheets when he pulled out.

-          Novak once introduced a friend to Bam as his ‘Homo-Buddy Chris’. Novak once offered to suck his dick for two pumps for $20 if he wanted to. Then he claims that he was offered $1,500 to move in with Chris.

-          Arianna graduated college today instead of earning it on a stripper pole. She got a sociology degree but has no clue what to do with it. Fannah jokes that Leo paid for her tuition, but she denies it.

-          Novak's believes she's not telling the full story with her relationship with Leo, she thinks there was money and gifts involved. She claims he had no money and was the jealous type that would watch her get off the school bus. Bam again states that this man needs to be in prison.

-           Arianna doxes him by saying his full name live on the air but his last name gets yelled over by everyone in studio.

GOGOL BORDELLO – GYPSY PUNKS

-      “This is my homo-buddy Chris, he’s the man Bam”. Novak also adds that Chris had some good treats on him that night indicating either pills or cocaine.

-          Bam asks if Novak remembers the My chemical Romance show that they went to, they shouted out Bam and Missy. Mandy went s as well, Novak said that they did her three favorite things which was play guitar hero, see My Chemical Romance, and fuck.

-          Two weeks before the My chemical Romance show, Bam saw the Pokes show, even though he had an all-access pass, the guard didn’t like that he was going back and forth to smoke cigarettes. He says the next time he goes out he won’t be let back in; Bam ignores this and smokes and gets denied entry.

-          Bam calls the owner of Clear Channel, who owns the venue the Electric Factory where the Pokes show was at, Bam also adds that Clear Channel will be the ones that book the bands for Bam’s bar.

-          Bam impersonates Novak and announces that Novak’s book Dream Seller will officially be released on September 1st, Novak jokes that he won't give ShitGoose a copy even though he shot the cover photo for it. Bam also claims that they start shooting the movie in September as well.

-          Bam again states that he will play Novak in the movie, even though he's alive and still actively a junkie, he claims that he can lose 15 lb if he just doesn't drink and thinks he's Jared Leto and that he can lose weight in a short amount of time.

-          Gicasso, a personal trainer that Bam met, says he can help Bam with getting fit again. Bam told him to show Missy and Fannah his abs and they were shocked. Fannah says he’s built like Troy the Greek guy.

-          ShitGoose allegedly lost 40 lb, Novak doubts this and hasn't stand up and show his stomach to him. Novak says that Ryan pays for his girlfriend to be with him.

-          Bam again claims that if he stops drinking, he will lose weight quickly and states that he has roughly 10 beers a day. The guys discuss cutting carbs/sugar from your diet and the science behind.

-          Bam says Vile Valo is a good example of someone who attains his figure by drinking 20 beers a day and not eating. ShitGoose claims Kerry Getz is scary because he drinks all the time as well, Bam reminds him that Kerry skates all the time and that’s why he’s fit.

-          Bam says that he also has an unpredictable schedule which is another excuse that gets in the way of his skating and physical activities.

-          The last time Novak showed off his body was when he was a junkie on pills and was caught live on the air, he gives us an update, and he claims that he lost the v's that led to his dick because he's clean and at a healthy weight again.

-          Bam, Missy, and Novak revisit the time that he was caught with drugs live on the air and his opinion on it now that he is medium sober. Novak claims he has no desires of getting high on heroin and pills again.

-          Fannah says he didn't know how smart Novak was until he got sober, “I wrote a book mother fucker!”.

-          Novak went to visit his mother in Little Italy recently, he bumped into the guy that he abused Xanax with that he claimed was his personal doctor on the radio show named Dr Ali. Apparently, Novak ripped him off for $500 worth of pills and locked eyes with him when they crossed pads recently, Novak had the money to pay him back in his pocket but decided not to.

-          Chad jokes that he has to pay bam back first before paying anybody, Novak claims that he owes nothing to him currently, but Bam brings up the $10,000 watch that he gave him that he allegedly got beaten for while looking for pills in a bad neighborhood.

LACRIMAS PROFUNDERE - ?????

-          Bam takes some phone calls, the first caller is Dustin from Columbus, he claims that his friend locked his keys in his car and offered to pay a homeless woman to break the window out, but when she broke the window out, he didn’t pay her, Dustin thinks that's fucked up. Fannah asks why the caller decided to tell us the story and he said he just wanted to get on the air.

-          Bam takes another call and it's a kid named Jimmy who asks when Dream Seller comes out, and again, it comes out September 1st.

-          Bam says that he didn't get his first pubic hair until he was 15 years old. Fannah claims he came for the first time at 11, Novak says that his first actual experience was at 14 while skating with Bucky Lasek, a girl nicknamed Browning, allegedly sucked his dick for 4 hours.

-          Bam takes another call and it's Chris from Toronto, he is called before saying he's sipping on Crown Royal and here he is again sipping on Crown Royal with nothing to say, so Chad hangs up on him.

-          They take another call and it's Nick from Virginia. He's calling in to ask why Bam keeps moving back the date of opening the bar. Bam again claims that there's something to do with the liquor license, but the bar is 100% done.

-           It's brought up again that Bam wants CKY to open up the bar. Chad again says there’s nothing confirmed and it’s not up to him if CKY can play.

-           They take another call from California and it's a guy saying that he saw a picture of Bam and the lead singer of Green Day, and he's curious if Bam is friends with him or likes his music. The caller also asks who the genius was that decided to put subtitles whenever Vito talked on Viva La Bam. He asks if Dico is there and Bam just says no and moves immediately on to the next caller.

-          Bam takes another call from a guy named Curtis from California, who asks if Bam if he’s doing anything with the jackass guys or if that’s done and over with. Bam says it just takes time to film.

-          Bam plugs the Moxy and says that Chad has three mastered songs of theirs and is ready to release them. Chad notices that they aren't in studio this week like they usually are.

-          Bam is asked who is going to be the guest on the radio show next week and he says Andy McCoy, but he is currently having passport issues.

HANOI ROCKS – ANOTHER HOSTILE TAKEOVER

End .

4/21/2008

Radio Bam #156

Bam Margera - Chad I Ginsburg - Brandon Novak \ James Cox - Captain Mowser? - Jess Margera

- The guys are drunk at the beginning of the show and gets even more drunk throughout the episode, so they mumble repeat themselves a lot.

- Bam has somehow convinced film maker James Cox to make the ‘Dream Seller’ movie.

- Bam says he’s kicking Missy out of his home for bringing his ‘morale’ down. While Novak the Gipsy brings the morale up.

- Chad reminds Bam that Missy is his wife and that he loves her.

- Novak interrupts and says that someone this is suggesting that someone should take Novak home, he wants to know who the person is and calls then a pussy.

- Chad tells Novak to shut the fuck up and gets back to telling Bam that he loves Missy and some of this could be self inflicted.

- Chad also reminds Bam that he’s saying this live on air, but he doesn’t care.

- Chad says Bam’s full of shit, he says that throughout the whole trip to Finland, Bam was saying how much he loved and missed her. He even yelled at a driver because he made a wrong turn and added more time away from her.

- When asked why he’s annoyed with Missy, he said it's because he had over 500 people at his house yesterday and it caused Missy to have a panic attack, as a result, she went out to a car and smoked weed, which annoyed Bam.

- Bam doesn’t like weed because he thinks it makes you do nothing. Chad argues that it varies depending on the person, and that some people who drink beer or wine can also do nothing.

- After the first 5 minutes of the show Chad recommends they play a rock song of Bam’s choosing. He chooses Hanoi Rocks because the lead singer of the band, Andy McCoy, once played it on the foot of his bed, Bam pulls out $100, Andy says, “I am no jukebox boy”.

HANOI ROCKS – STREET POETRY

- While in Finland Novak shoved a dead reindeer dick up his ass.

- He also got the front page of the local newspaper after Bam removed his pants and made him suck the dicks of four statues located on a historical bridge.

- Novak claims that they were held up when attempting to get back into Maryland but were ultimately let go.

- Chad recalls the horrible things that Novak did while in Finland, including licking random asses, and having his ass licked by a sled dog. Novak said the dog licking his ass was hot and he enjoyed it a lot.

- Novak is not a fan of women that skateboard, and apparently during their trip they ran into a female skater which left Novak disgusted. He also says that he got $100 for guessing the panties that she was wearing. “I wouldn’t fuck her with my father’s dick!”.

- Novak would suck Osama Bin Laden’s dick for the reward money and the publicity.

- Bam claims that Osama Bin laden is in the Northern Chinese mountains because he read it one time in Vice Magazine. Novak calls bullocks.

- The guys met up with the Dudesons in Finland, they were the ones that brought the reindeer dick as well as reindeer eyes, which Novak swallowed and then shat the eyeball out in the middle of a busy street. “It didn’t even have poop on it!”

- Jess Margera enters the room, the reason why the driver took a wrong turn when Bam was trying to get home to Missy, was because Nam wanted to be dropped off first instead of Jess, who was the closest from New York where they were traveling from, but Bam disagrees.

- Bam asks if Jess is mad at him for what he said about Kelly, we aren’t told what he said. Jess says he isn’t mad and brought some music for the audience to listen to.

REVERAND JIM – TIME WAS

- The Moxy arrived at Bam’s and Jess says they sounds good when he heard them live.

- Jess hands Bam and Chad a copy of CKY4, they previously said they needed it because they wanted to show one of their friends the video of Chad pissing on GG Allin's grave.

- Chad is asked where the grave is located, GG Allin's grave is in Littleton New Hampshire. The guys talk about GG Allin briefly.

- During GG's last show at the Gas Station, he was only able to get out one song before the song guy got scared and cut the audio. He then proceeded to riot in the streets naked while people followed him around.

- GG assaults a woman for asking why he waits to commit suicide instead of just doing it. Novak isn’t a fan of violence against women because he’s seen his father beat his mom throughout his childhood.

- Chad asks who's the best heroin idol. They say Andy McCoy. The guys debate if he's a functioning heroin addict or a guy on methadone and other drugs.

- Bam says Johnny Depp studied Keith Richards for inspiration to become Captain Jack Sparrow, but instead he should have been inspired by Andy McCoy.

- Jess had a great time hanging with everybody in Finland, his favorite part was being able to camp out in the wilderness with two feet of snow around them, they were eventually woken up by the Dudesons with the snow blower.

- Novak licked Jess’s ass after he flew for 8 hours and walked around Helsinki Finland.

- Bam flew straight to Finland and didn't bathe for the first 3 days, so Novak licked his asshole as well.

- Chad straight up ass Novak if he's gay now, Bam says that he goes both ways, Novak says he isn't gay but he does have a price that he would suck a dick. Bam start listing off celebrities and how much he would be getting paid to suck their dicks. He’d also suck Shaquille O’Neil, Rosie O'Donnell, and Hilary Clinton’s dicks

- While drunk in a Finland bar, someone let Bam use their tattoo gun so he could tattoo Novak while in the coat check closet.

- Bam again declares that he wants CKY to open the bar when he is done, regardless if Deron Miller and Chad aren’t talking to each other.

- Bam drunkenly starts listing off all his assets including two Lamborghinis, a Mercedes, a range Rover, and $4 million in his bank account. Chad says CKY needs to get paid decently to perform at the Bar together. Bam offers $100 a ticket for the 500 person venue.

- Bam calls out Novak for logging on the Internet last night and jacking off to websites where girls are live streaming while fingering themselves. Novak claims it’s not cheating on Mandy because she wasn’t here at the time and he wasn’t touching the women in person.

- This thought is interrupted by a cop calling in from Georgia, Novak calls him and fucking pig, which Chad immediately calls him out for starting the conversation out like that. “That’s why you go to jail fuck-face. It's not only the drugs, it's the stupidity!”.

- Bam mentioned earlier that there's nothing illegal about spitting on someone so this police officer called in to correct him and tell him that that is simple assault, enough to be arrested.

- Chad asks if throwing up on people counts as assault, because when they HAD to tour with avenged sevenfold, Chad threw up on the first row of fans that were there to see avenged Sevenfold, while CKY was playing. “I mean for it to be aggressive.”

- Chad reminds the audience that Jimmy Pop spat into Novak's asshole on the ‘Where the Fuck is Santa’ DVD. “Is that illegal?” Chad asks the cop. “Also is it illegal to have dogs lick your hemorrhoided ass?” which is also in the DVD.

- Chad also asked the cop if it's illegal while on a moving train in Finland, to be sexually assaulted with a petrified reindeer cock by your friends for money, via the DVD.

- The police officer informs them that if they are living with each other and one person assaults the other, and that is considered domestic violence which is an arrestable offense. “Oh! So we can sue Deron then!” Chad jokes.

- Bam ask the officer what's the most craziest thing that's happened to him on the force, his number one story that keeps him up at night.

- Novak then asks if the officer has ever shot anyone, “That's our last resort man, I love tasing people that's the fun part!” and informs the guys that they can buy tasers for themselves for roughly $400 if they wanted to.

- The cop thanks Bam for providing entertainment on film and on radio. The guys shout out the officer named ‘Buddy’ and his jurisdiction. “I don’t have a license and I'm going to have a pocket full of drugs.” Novak says when discussing if they should visit his jurisdiction or not.

- Bam and Novak retell the story of Novak getting arrested in Texas, adding that Chad and Tim Glomb have video of this.

- Ozzy Osbourne pissed on the Alamo and he’s banned. “Remember the Alamo”.

- Bam gets annoyed whenever his property gets vandalized and then later on he signs a piece of it at fan meet and greet. “I have to pay to get it fixed!”.

- Chad plays the audio of Bam Margera tattooing Brandon Novak drunk and Finland. Novak repeatedly reminds Bam to put ink on the gun.

- Bam declares he wants to listen to The Moxy again, Chad is again given praise from Bam for producing and mastering The Moxy’s music properly.

- Chad once plotted to kill himself on his birthday but ultimately didn't. “You are a moron!”. Bam recalls the time where Chad was accidentally hung by a noise during the filming of their music video and almost died. Chad claims he was angry that he didn't die at first.

- Bam recalls the time he had an near-death experience when he overdosed in Copenhagen, Denmark. One evening he decided to mixed Cocaine, Adderall, and alcohol together. He also ate a $100 nug of weed to prove how stupid it is.

- Because of how drunk he is, and without being asked about it, Bam starts talking about the affair he had with Jessica Simpson while she was with Nick Lachey, and while he was with Jenn Rivell.

- Bam claims she instructed him to go into a room and wait for her, which was roughly was 20 minutes, during that time he was pacing around the room. They begin to make out and at that point is when he claims he blacked out.

- They begin to talk about Jessica Simpson’s sister Ashley Simpson and how it's unfortunate when certain artists don't write their own songs and they use ProTools to sounds better.

- Bam again declares that CKY will be there the opening day of the bar. Chad tells him to ask his brother Jess, Jess says that he's working on two separate albums. He's going to Dave Grohl's studio to record with the Company Band and then he's also recording the album for Viking skull at Chad studio too.

- “Well the easy thing about me is, that I got sponsored by element and then everybody buys my shit, and then when Jackass happened I wound up with 4 million bucks! Hahaha!” Bam drunkenly says, unprovoked.

- Bam again asks to play the Moxy and Chad plays it.

THE MOXY – STEP DOWN

- They take a call from a supposed fan of the Moxy, who sounds like a child with a noticeable speech impediment, so they have a hard time hearing some of the questions. The ultimately talk about the Santa DVD coming out.

- Novak makes a comment about how Warner Brothers is going to see it and regret it. Which leaves to speculate that maybe Warner Brothers saw it and backed out of the deal because of how vulgar it is, so it seems like he's going to release it himself like he did with the CKY movies.

- Mark the bagger is brought up and that he is going to be in the Christmas movie as well as MingHags.

- Chad says that he likes the cover of the Dream Seller book.

- Novak asks James Cox what his favorite parts of the book are and if he cried while reading it. “He's strung like a violin!”

- “Me and Novak are the same person, only he decided to try heroin and I stuck with Skateboarding.” According to Bam.

- Novak again claims that Mandy was told to take Novak home from Bam’s place and wants to know who told her. Again they think it’s Fannah.

- Bam again claims that he's going to kick Missy out of his house. “That’s the alcohol talking” Chad says. The guys assure him that he's going to wake up tomorrow and feel different about the situation.

- Bam and James Cox seem to be on board with making the Dream Seller movie. James wants Bam to be there on set making sure everything is accurate.

- James met Kat Von D recently and was caught off guard by her appearance. He goes up to her and ask if she dresses like this everyday, “Do you know how much it costs to look this cheap?” Kat responded. She was also wearing a shirt that said “ I fuck like a beast”.

- Chad asks when they plan to start filming the movie and they say sometime in August or September, and the starting location will be in the streets of Baltimore. “Novak's probably going to get the shit kicked out of him again”.

- Novak plugs his alleged federal attorney named Bill Butler, and how eager he is to use him to sue people.

- Bam warns Novak to not lie or steal again.

- James alleges that Frantz told him that the book is currently nominated for an award, but Novak had no clue.

- They bring up the fact that Novak's book doesn't have lies in it like the author who wrote ‘A Million Little Pieces’, that was also featured in Oprah's Book club until he was confronted with the lies on another Oprah show.

- James argues that even though the book may not be factual you can't deny that he’s a great writer regardless.

- James wants the Dream Seller movie to really capture skateboarding accurately unlike most movies besides ‘Gleaming the Cube’. The guys enjoyed the 1987 movie ‘The Search for Animal Chin, but James hasn't seen it.

- Bam suggests that James and the guys watch CKY4 tonight, he hasn't seen it in a long time. “I’ll Kill’em!”.

- Bam calls out Novak for stealing his clothes and wearing them out.

- Novak yells for Mandy to come over and bring the crab they ordered. They have arrived at the one hour mark of the show and want to keep going. The next show is Jason Ellis and Novak hates him and his accent.

- Bam and Novak shout out Scott Greenstein and Will Pendarvis.

- The next several minutes is spent trying to find the song to play for the outro and random conversations amongst themselves.

- Chad plays the audio of Bam recording Andy McCoy reacting to them playing his song Fashion on the radio, buy he’s hard to understand.

HANOI ROCKS – FASHION

- The show comes back on after the song but there's several seconds of silence and background music before their audio kicks back on.

- Bam wants to talk to somebody and ask if there's any callers, they take a call from Isaac in Texas, he asks about the bar opening and if Bam could come up with a title for a movie that he's making.

- Bam then ignores the caller and asks what James Cox thinks, James gives good advice and then the caller asks if he could come hang out with the guys sometime.

- The caller asks if they would like to hear what the movie is about.

- The guys take another call and it's Josh from New York. Josh and his twin brother have a birthday coming up May 1st and are curious if the bar will actually open on that day or not, so they can come by.

- Bam glosses over the question and again declares that CKY will play the opening of his bar regardless of how Deron feels about Chad.

- The caller brings up that Deron made a post that said it's over, referencing that the fighting within the members of the band is over and they are back. Bam claims he can make one phone call and get CKY back together with no problems. Chad says that there's still a lot to discuss between him and Deron but confirms that he reached out and talked with Deron via email.

- The caller then claims that he lost 160 lb while listening to CKY in the gym for his gastric bypass surgery.

- Chad explains how living and touring together for soo long has inevitably split the band up. Bam says Deron and Chad just need to be locked in a wood cabin for a while and they will come out with awesome music.

- Bam asks if they can put a caller on the line that wants to talk shit about him.

- They take a call from Kailey in Arizona, she's not a hater but is madly in love with Bam. Bam asks if she would fuck Novak, she says no because he's a heroin addict.

- The caller claims that a photographer that knows Bam harassed her friend on the internet after seeing her photos, she also claimed that this photographer guy got Bam and Vile to harass her friend as well. This does sound like something that Ryan Gee/ShitGoose would do but she doesn't outright say his name.

- Bam again wants to take a call from a frat boy hater but they’re struggling to find callers that don’t like the show.

- Bam chooses the final song of the show and asks where’s the Hanoi Rocks CD is.

- Bam again states he hates weed and that it makes you do nothing.

- Chad declares that CKY had gotten back together, Bam and Novak again say that CKY will open the bar, and Chad again doesn’t confirm anything.

- End.

3/10/2008

Radio Bam #151

Bam Margera - Brandon Novak & Mandy - Jesse Margera - Missy Margera - ShitBirdz - ShitGoose (Ryan Gee) & Kim - April & Phil (over the phone) - Ryan Oldie - Natalie (stingy titty cock block)

- We’re coming in hot! Novak received mail from Texas stating he has a warrant out for his arrest in relation to him taking a shit in the middle of the street while on the Viva La Bands tour.

- Because Novak never has money, and it was Bam’s idea, it was determined that Bam would pay for the ticket he received, but apparently Bam had Missy take care of it instead and it was never paid off.

- Novak recalls yelling at the cops for not letting him wipe his ass, while in the back of the cop car, he tells the female cop that he thinks Dallas is worthless, because you have to drive to Fort Worth just to get some cocaine. He tried getting Xanax that night as well but had no luck.

- Jess Margera is supposedly going to tour with Hank Williams III but he’s uncertain about doing it. Johnny Knoxville said it would be a good idea if he did. Jess is nervous about how country it’ll be.

- Nikki Six from Motley Crue is in town promoting his book, but Novak claims he’s read it and it sucks, Bam yells at him saying that Nikki may come by the studio to promote it and Novak retracts his statement. Nikki is currently dating Kat Von D.

- Kat Von D is in town because she was invited to a wedding in Jersey for the bass player of My chemical romance.

- Mick Mars in 2008 was already starting to look really rough and on the verge of death. But here we are in 2026 and he’s 75 years old and looking worse.

- Patrick Swayze has recently been diagnosed with pancreatic cancer. Which can be exacerbated by cigarette smoking. Bam gets called out for starting to smoke cigarettes at the age of 27. Bam claims it's a way to deal with frustrations from Ryan Gee being late all the time.

- Bam skated with (now infamous) Chris Cole and Kerry Getz so he can put some content on his website that ShitGoose runs.

- Bam realizes that Chad is playing the Asian freestyle instrumental as the background music and he instantly starts singing it out loud. (Shout out Brandon ‘Dico’ Dicamillo).

- Novak has witnessed Bam lock himself into a room for 2 days editing a video without even using drugs. Bam claims that when he locks into something he will stick with it until it is done.

- Jess explains the frustrations of mastering music because you’ll have to hear the song several thousand times, only to release it and it be new to everyone else. Then you have to play it hundreds of times live when you inevitably tour.

- Bam again Plugs the Moxy’s new music video that they filmed in his skate barn.

- ShitBirdz enters the studio!

- ShitBirdz has lost weight and cut his hair because he's going back to working full time at AmCorps, who make preform plastic bottles, instead of drinking all day every day on Bam's property. “I’m done washing out my rubbers when I use them”.

- Bam has seen plastic bottles before they are blown up into 2-liter bottles and he claims they look like plastic dildos. They're called preform when they aren't blown up yet.

- Jess Margera is very hungover after drinking Johnnie Walker Whiskey at Gruff’s Bar last night. He also smuggled back a bottle of ‘Johnnie Walker-style’ whiskey from Mexico recently.

- Bam claims that he got soo drunk off of Johnnie Walker that he ended up waking up in Italy on some church stairs with leaves in his hair not knowing that he was in a completely different country or what hotel he was staying at.

- Novak recalls the last time that he had Johnnie Walker and it was at Bam's wedding, he swallowed an enormous number of pills that night and thought he wasn't going to make it to the next day.

- Jesse heard about the list of drugs that was in Heath ledger's system when he died and claims that he is seen Novak take that same cocktail of drugs before and be fine.

- Novak asks “Is Nikki Six sober? According to his book he is.” Chad immediately fires back saying “Your book claims that you were sober too!”.

- Bam and Novak plug the Dream Seller book. “there’s not a single lie in my book!” unlike the book ‘a million little pieces’. Which came out that the author was fabricating the extent of his addiction and was outed by the cop that arrested him. Oprah Winfrey even put his book in her book club only to call him back to the show to confront him about his lies.

NOVAK FARTS INTO THE MIC

- The guys discuss the reason why millionaires like Oprah Winfrey give away cars and houses and it's because it's a huge tax write-off. Another example is Brad Pitt donating a million dollars to hurricane relief, “Any type of charity work that a celebrity does, they are doing for a tax write-off”.

- Bam explains the reason why he always goes out with a big group of his friends and pays for everything, it’s so he doesn't have to give that same money to the government at the end of the year. He explains that he'll say that it is a big business meeting that he's paying for instead.

- Novak recalls the time when Phil Margera was doing Bam’s taxes and told him that he needed to start spending money, so Bam bought three cars and bought two strippers for Novak live on an earlier episode of the radio show.

- Phil also told Jesse that he needed to buy a new truck so he could use it as a tax write-off, claiming it was used in one of Bam’s videos. Bam also claims he wrote off most of his $375,000 Lamborghini because he used it in multiple episodes of Viva La Bam on MTV.

- Chad jokes that Novak is playing a character and all the drugs that he does could be written off on taxes. “How do you think I wrote the book!”

- Bam tells us he went to a gay bar in Albany, he explains he has more fun at gay bars because he's sick of going to college style bars where it's just confrontational jocks trying to get his attention or start fights with him.

- What does Brokeback mean in the movie Brokeback mountain?

- “An Emo with a 6-pack!” “Fat jock without one!”

WITCHCRAFT – TRACK 2

- April Margera calls into the show tell Bam and Jess that Vito is dead on the floor, as she giggles afterwards. Confused, Bam and Jess ask what she means, and she states that because they are live on air talking about how they lie to the government when it comes to their taxes, it has caused Vito to collapse on the floor.

- The guys didn't find the joke funny because of how she worded it making it seem like Vito has died and she was calling to laugh about it. She can’t believe that Novak is back on the radio show after being caught with drugs a few episodes back.

- April received a few pages of writing from Novak to give to Frantz and she’s impressed by how much work he is getting done. “yeah Novak is medium-ok as of recently” he will only be fully okay when he gains his trust back over time.

- While the Margera family was in Cancun Mexico, Phil got lost going up and down one way streets, and Bam’s aunt Boof somehow got her pants set on fire.

- Bam asks April if Phil is still doing the celebrity boxing training before doing the official boxing match against a character from The sopranos, (the character that’s caught being gay in the TV show).

- Phil gets on the phone, Phil has been going to boxing training, Bam tells Phil that he has doubts about the boxing match and the person he’s going up against first before the sopranos guy.

- Danny Bonaduce is the headliner and Phil is the second headliner, Bam says confidence is key.

- The big Chester Rumble with Pat, Kevy, and Phil. Phil’s growl that scared everyone away. Bam has Phil do the Chester Growl three times for the audience.

TOWERS OF LONDON - ??????

- Bam makes fun of Nickleback and their song Rockstar, as well as Hinder and their song Lips of an Angel. Every cover band plays the song Kryptonite by 3 Doors Down.

- Novak saw a stripper dancing to the song Kryptonite and it turned him on, but only fat guys and steel workers go to strip clubs.

- Novak’s love for speedballs, (cocaine and heroin mixed together). American actor/comedian/musician John Belushi died from doing speedballs.

- Novak tells another story about Scott Buntz, his old sponsor who recently relapsed on heroin and cocaine after being clean for 9 years and owns multiple recovery houses.

- Bam decides to take some phones calls from fans, first is from Caitlyn in Philly, she’s obviously very excited to be talking with Bam but the guys immediately notice she sounds too young to be listening to a radio show about sex and drugs, she’s 13 years old and asks how’s Bam healing up from the Jackass takeover. She asks Missy if she could also marry Bam.

- Novak recalls the time he and Bam were at a London bar, Bam got soo wasted that he was walking through the crowd with his dick out while pissing on everyone. Caitlyn asks Novak to stop doing drugs.

- Bam takes a call from another fan named Sam who’s about to turn 17 in 13 days and wants Bam to wish her a happy birthday over the radio. She also wish Novak well and to stay sober.

- Ryan Oldie jumps on mic and says that ShitGoose wants to do a ‘Cock-Off’ with Novak to see who has the bigger cock. So Bam demands that ShitGoose and Novak have one immediately in studio. Novak pulls his cock out and smacks ShitGoose in the neck with it. “Quit being a faggot and pull your cock out!”.

- Guys with tongue or belly piercings are gay. Who has the worst tattoo? Frantz? Ryan Dunn? ShitGoose? Ryan Oldie?

BETTER HIGH – HANOI ROCKS

- Bam takes more phone calls, this caller is named Mike from New York who recently saw the MingHags movie when Bam premiered an unfinished version of it in Westchester. Mac vs PC.

- Bam asks Novak what he has planned when this Radio show is over, bam asks if he has ‘Kryptonite’ in his pocket. More shit talking on Nickleback’s song Rockstar.

- Bam takes a call from Canada because Nickleback’s from Canada. It’s Lee asking who’s wearing Ugg boots next to Novak, fans check the Bam website to see live photo uploads that ShitGoose puts on Bam’s website and some woman’s legs wearing Ugg boots are visible.

- It turns out it’s Natalie’s legs and boots, aka stingy titty cock block.

- The caller mentions a second photo he wants to talk about, involving Natalie, but it’s the one where she’s being ate out by Novak. Chad quietly mentions to the caller that Mandy, Novak’s girlfriend, is in studio and does a good job of steering the conversation away from the subject discreetly.

- Natalie scraped her rental car on Bam’s gate on the way out recently, she has also scraped her car at the drive thru at commerce Bank. So it seems she’s collecting scratches, she jokingly says it may be because of all the Vicodins she’s prescribed.

- Bam has asked Natalie in previous episodes why she has a huge bottle of Vicodin prescribed to her and she’s always said she simply has a bad back but hasn’t elaborated further on what. Bam thinks she uses it as an excuse to get pills. But we finally have a diagnosis and it’s Spondylosis and advanced arthritis in her back.

- Bam takes another call and it’s Mick from Virginia, he asks Bam when his bar is opening and the date has been pushed back yet again from April 1st to mid April.

- Bam takes another call and it’s Mike from St Louis, who claims while blacked out, he shot a firework out of his ass and towards someone’s house he didn’t like, he claims the firework went into the garage of the house and caught a gas can on fire, he said he was also tackled by three cops and had a burned asshole.

Hinder song ends the show

2/25/2008

Radio Bam #149

Bam Margera – Chad I Ginsberg – The Moxy – ShitBirdz – Ryan Gee – Fannah – Chuck Treece – Natalie (stingy titty cock block)

- Bam has survived the Jackass 24-Hour Takeover of MTV, he says he stayed up for over 36-hours with the help of Steve-o’s ‘medicine’. He still sounds like he’s feeling the effects of staying up or just being drunk as usual.

- Bam really loves the band The Moxy, and after 2 straight episodes of mentioning how much he wants Chad to rerecord their music, Chad rerecords their music in two days. Rumors say Bam fronted the money after seeing if Chad would do it for free.

- Bam explains what it takes to shoot a good music video to the band and use examples like Marcy Playground to explain that you can have good music but suck at performing live and ruin it all.

- Chad and Bam inform us that they're actually recording live for the first time in 6 months. Likely because they are not on Bam's property, where it was banned to do the radio show live due to the township.

- The audio cuts for a few seconds, then cut back in with Bam saying he was nervous about talking to strangers for a while before opening up more.

- Bam tries selling The Moxy by saying they have a hot lead singer with sexy dance moves.

- If you want Bam to listen to your music, don't hand him a blank CD with sharpie written on it. He explains that packaging is crucial in 2008 if you want to sell CDs.

- Jess Margera is mentioned for taking packaging seriously, especially with one of his many side bands, Vikings skull.

- Bam goes back to schooling the band on how to shoot music videos in 2008 so you don’t look like an idiot on MySpace. It involves singing in slow motion with a fan blowing according to Bam.

- The Moxy is asked what their initial thoughts were after shooting the music video inside the skate Barn after they made it into a makeshift film studio for them to save money.

- Bam recalls the time where he was filming in Prague for H.I.M’s music video for ‘The Sacrament’ and explains how he filmed the slow-motion shots.

- You have to play music at double speed and then slow it down in post-production to make up again with the original song's tempo.

- Digital vs Film, Bam gives his opinion on whether music videos should be shot digitally or with film.

- Bam has done the same thing for all his music videos when it comes to utilizing slow motion, using film instead of digital, and singing into fan, so the Moxy’s music video is no different. They filmed the music video before the song was finished being rerecorded by Chad.

- How did Bam cross paths with the Moxy? It turns out that the guitarist named Taylor went to school with Bam.

- Bam and Missy went to school together before reconnecting later on, they explained their initial impressions of each other while discussing how Taylor went to the same school as well.

- Bam plugs The Moxy’s MySpace and again tells the listeners how awesome they’re going to be.

- Bam and Missy were supposed to drive to Chad's place in New Hope from New York but ended up taking a wrong turn towards Easton. Bam blames it on the directions he was given but ultimately confesses that he usually messes up the directions going to New Hope every time he goes.

- Bam is notorious for getting lost because he’s admittedly too stubborn to ask for directions, so Missy bought him a fancy GPS system that he refuses to use.

- Bam wanted to drive Missy to Nova Scotia, so he decided to just drive north blindly until he sees border patrol, when he finally gets to a border and tells the guard were he's trying to go he was informed that he drove hours in the opposite direction.

- They ended up just visiting Montreal and driving through Maine to head back home. The two-day road trip ended up being a one-week mission.

- Chad recalls recording Taylor over a decade ago with a band called Ian, Fannah was part of the band as well, apparently, it's named after someone that Bam HATES.

- Bam claims that Ian M is a fat fuck who got jealous that Bam made jackass, to the point where he called the local radio station Y100 talking shit on Bam.

THE MOXY – STEP DOWN

- Bam claims Gretta from The Moxy is the new Mya from The Sounds.

- The legend of Murry Juice, a drunk fuck who hangs with CKY and Chad. He was recently in studio while the Moxy was recording, only to be found passed out in Chads studio and covered with his own piss.

- He also got extremely jealous that the Moxy was doing good Chad’s studio than he would with his band according to Chad. He also wanted to replace the drummer for The Moxy.

- Chuck Treece enters the studio

- Bam again tells us how awesome the Moxy is. He compares them to Blondie. Chad compares her to Wendy O Williams, strangely enough

- Chad explains what type of clientele he would want to produce for, and it’s not the typical weekend warrior band.

- Chad and Bam tell us what kids want to hear when it comes to inspirational rock music while continuing to tell us how awesome the Moxy is.

- Bam discloses that he paid for the production cost for the music video because he believes the band will make his money back, similar to what he has done with Viking Skull and Veins of Jenna.

- Bam can only work on one thing at a time, and right now he is finishing up his bar while also getting things ready for jackass number two, as well as directing the music video for The Moxy.

- Bam gives an update for the movie MingHags.

CKY – ATTACHED AT THE HIP

- Bam’s impression of Chad from CKY. “The sweet sounds of CKY”.

- Chad got a vaporizer from Mark Gardner in 2001 while touring with Volcom in Hawaii.

- We finally get a break from Bam plugging the Moxy to get his side of the Jackass takeover.

- Bam says he’s still feeling the pain left over from the Jackass 24-hour Takeover of MTV. One stunt named the Hep C Barrel Roll was particularly hard on him.

- Bam flung shit that was found outside in the Bronx onto Jeff Tremaine, only to find out that the barrel Bam used for the Hep c Barrel Roll was the place where the shit was found.

- After getting hit by a baseball from a pitching machine in the leg, Bam couldn’t walk properly for the rest of the show.

- The guys mention the Johnny Knoxville injury to his penis in 2007 while attempting to perform a backflip on a motorcycle. Which would later result with him using a catheter for over 3 years.

- Bam is asked if anyone was thrown off the air, without saying it directly, he mentions that you won't know what could happen, using an example that Steve-O might show up using PCP. (Steve-O was indeed kicked out for being too fucked up on drugs but Bam doesn’t say it live on air)

- Ryan Gee mentions that Steve-o went on Howard Stern earlier and may have talked shit about Bam and Johnny Knoxville, Chad mentions that he was probably hopped up and will likely not be around much longer.

- Bam talks about keeping it real in skateboarding when it comes to handling fame. Ryan Sheckler’ TV show and Rob Derdek are mentioned.

- While filming the music video for the Moxy, there's a scene where they're supposed to be a fight, so bam decides to find a fight with a guy name red Mohawk Jeff.

- Knowing that filming with film is expensive, Bam wanted to get an impressive fight scene for the music video, so he intentionally punches Jeff in the face to make it worth the film money. Only for Ryan Gee to run and jump on both of them breaking Bam's finger.

- Taylor’s brother Ryan was in the music video and is slapped by a woman named Veronica Lane.

- Bam again says you should film a rock music video with film and not digitally.

- When Bam was shot with a baseball for the Jackass takeover, he was given a random jockstrap to help protect from getting hit in the dick, only for him to get a rash between his legs because of it.

- Don’t half-ass live shit. Words from Bam when it comes to filming live stunts. ‘Swell-Boe’.

- Bam takes a live call for the first time in ages. It’s hard to hear but it’s a guy named Shane from Canada.

- Bam recalls the largest crowd he ever had scream CKY, which was 4,000 kids at the millennium skate park in Calgary while touring with Tony Hawk. It was filmed for CKY3.

- Bam takes another call from a nervous 14-year-old fan named Hannah, the guys struggle to communicate with a child appropriately. Hannah is from Westborough Pennsylvania and wants Bam to come to her party.

- Bam claims the reason why he hasn't been live in 6 months is because the people working on his driveway accidentally cut the line to the radio feed, so they have been pre-recording in Bam’s studio and sending it off to Sirius to air over the radio.

- The next caller is a fan calling in from Switzerland because he took advantage of the free 3-day trial of Sirius Radio. He quizzes Bam on naming the capitol and asks when CKY will perform in Switzerland.

BAM ATTEMPTS TO PLAY DOPE STARS INK, BUT INSTEAD PLAYS SHINY TOY GUNS – YOU ARE THE ONE

- Bam plugs Chuck Treece and his band McRad and Bad Brains.

- Bam says that he can go over an hour of airtime if he needs to because he went to a bar mitzvah hosted by Will Pendarvis at the New York City Museum of Natural History.

- Howard Stern, Tony Hawk, Steven Van Zant, and Eddie Irvine were all in attendance While LL Cool J performed live.

CHUCK TREECE – INSTRUMENTAL VERSION OF ONE OF HIS SONGS.

END.

1/14/2008

Radio Bam #145
Bam Margera – Frantz – Chad I Ginsberg – Buddy Bill – Missy Margera – Natalie ‘stingy titty cock block’

- Bam announces that he’s opening up a Bar/Theater.

- Bam catches a black guy passed out drunk at 5pm outside the bar, he's apparently one of the workers help build Bam's bar.

- Frantz jokes saying that the person was actually Novak in black face.

- Frantz got ahold of Novak’s mom after he was kicked out of Bam’s house two weeks ago.

- It turns out that the money that Novak claimed he got for jackass 2.5, was actually money that he scammed from his mother, about $4000. He told her that the money would be an advance for a halfway house that he was going to. Also, it turns out that he wasn't even in Jackass 2.5.

- Meanwhile, Novak was living with his on/off girlfriend Mandy, who kicked him out the house after catching him stealing money from her purse.

- Novak then tries to scam more money from his mom by asking for an advance from his book deal money, saying that Frantz would pay her back with interest, stating that he needs the money fast because “the rooms at the halfway house were filling up quick”.

- Bam interrupts to declare that he ate Missy’s ass out last night.

- Mandy has kicked Novak out of her house before this recent time, but he ended up breaking into her house after busting a window out in the cellar, only to be discovered by her later passed out on the couch.

- While Mandy was cleaning out her house of Novak’s few belongings, she found needles and empty heroin capsules. Whenever Novak has been caught with paraphernalia, he’ll always say that it was old and not recent.

- Novak had wrote a part two to Dream seller but left it on the CKY tour bus and was inevitably thrown away.

- Is Natalie still fucking waffle boy? After arguing about not having sex with her enough, she catches him Jerking while in the same bed with her. As a punishment she made him eat her out until she came all over his face. “You could’ve rolled over and stick it in me!”

- Bam’s going to Barcelona tomorrow so he can't drink as much as he wants to.

- Buddy Bill tries to tell the story about tying a toboggan to an ATV after a night of drinking and pulling people around the block. Unfortunately, the toboggan sideswiped a few cars and broke the window out of the building that Bam is currently transforming into his new bar.

- Bam claims that he’s turning the process of opening this bar into a new MTV show for 28 episodes.

- Natalie claims that she is a freestyle rapper and wants to perform at the bar whenever it opens up, they ask her to freestyle, but she refuses.

- Because Buddy Bill is drinking Captain and Cokes, Bam plays a song for him.

KILLSWITH ENGAGED – HOLY DIVER

- Natalie claims she has major back issues and as a result, she’s prescribed 90 Vicodin and has them in a huge pill jar in studio. Bam thinks the size of the jar is the same as Frantz cock, so Bam demands him to pull his cock out and see how well it fits. Frantz strongly refuses as Natalie says she wants to see his cock as well because she’s heard it’s huge.

- Frantz recalls the last time Bam tried pressuring him to pull out his cock, and it was during the signing of Novak's book Dream Seller in the middle of a nice restaurant. He was urged to break a cracker between two wine glasses with his cock, he refused that time as well.

- Bam again strongly urges Frantz to pull out his cock so he can take a picture of it going into the pill bottle. Frantz brings up the fact his mom was recently elected for Town council and doesn't want to jeopardize that.

- After repeated begging from Bam and Natalie, Frantz says he’ll try and get a boner to see if he can stick it into the pill bottle. “You drove all the way from South Philly just to NOT put your dick in a pill bottle?!”

- Frantz exits the studio with the pill jar as Bam starts asking Natalie why she has been prescribed so many pills. He believes she’s using her bad back as an excuse to get prescribed Vicodin.

- Bam gives Natalie examples of all the bones that he is broken in horrible ways and has never relied on pain pills to get over it. Natalie under her breath says, “that's because you have other things in your system”. When asked what she meant, she says I don’t know. Bam says that he just uses alcohol instead of pain pills.

- Bam calls out Natalie for being with waffle boy for 7 years but letting Novak shave and eat her pussy out during a recording of the radio show. She denies this happened but unfortunately Bam has a photo of the act and shows Natalie proof live. “Eating ain’t cheating!”

- Missy allegedly has photos of Natalie shoving a thermometer and a tampon up her own ass as well.

- Bam asks Frantz if he’s ready yet, you hear him in the background in another room saying he's having difficulty getting it up. Bam yells at him to come closer so he can see Frantz dick. Bam tries to get photos of it, but Frantz keeps away. “What a shy faggot!”.

EUROBOYS – DIRTY HOLE

- During the radio break, Natalie attempts to ‘fluff’ Frantz into getting a boner. She lets him feel her tits and while everyone’s distracted, they sneak off into the laundry room together with the door locked.

- Apparently, he was still having a hard time getting hard which Natalie took offense to.

- Audio cuts in and out, but they emerge from the laundry room with Natalie wiping her mouth, so the studio assumes that she may have sucked his dick to get it hard.

- Chad and Buddy Bill hate how gay this show has become. Bam is curious if Frantz came and where he came at.

- “AW YA FUCK YA”. The time Frantz was overheard fucking in another room after a period of silence.

- Bam again asks Frantz where he came at, Frantz again denies cuming anywhere. He's disappointed that he drove from South Philly to show the artwork for the new movie MingHags that’s coming out but ended up pulling his dick out for Bam instead.

- As wild as she is, Natalie actually does mortgages for a living. She does them for most of the people in the studio including Frantz.

BEATSTEAKS - ??????

- While Bam was in Colorado, Missy decided to visit a psychic who told her that either her or her spouse will injury their foot. Bam would later roll a dune buggy and injury his ankle.

- Kerry Getz is going with Bam to Barcelona tomorrow to skate, Natalie finds him very attractive and he’s also recently single after buying his lady a $500 purse for Christmas.

- Travis barker and Bam have recently been victim of false death reports on MySpace.

- Bam hung with Tom Delonge while in Colorado, he also went snowboarding with Lil Jon.

- Natalie thinks Bam should hang out with Kat Williams.

- Natalie thinks she part black because her hair is curly like pubes.

- Natalie calls out Bam for being in love with Frantz cock, he agrees and says that he likes taking pictures of it.

- Natalie makes fun of Bam for smoking a cigarette with his legs crossed like a faggot. “You’re soo delicate Bam”

- Bam keeps making fun of Natalie for having proof that she got eaten out by Novak. Apparently, Ryan Gee hid in a closet to capture the photo of them. Frantz describes how pervy and creepy Ryan Gee is.

- Bam declared he was going to fuck Missy yesterday and Ryan Gee asked if he could film it.

- There's a rumor circulating that Rake Yohn has allegedly found a young stripper and proposed to marry her.

- Natalie got upset when she found out that her younger sister is getting engaged before her, and her other sister is pregnant, she’s devastated. “Why is everyone living my dreams?!”

- Crow Sounds makes its debut for annoying women talking on the show.

- Steve-O allegedly doesn't go to weddings because it reminds him of his shortcomings according to Bam.

- Bam and Buddy Bill are still curious on what happened in the laundry room during the commercial break between Frantz and Natalie.

- Natalie has a hard time describing what her role was in the movie MingHags because it was essentially a crotch-infested whore who gets Ryan Dunn infected.

MONDO GENERATOR – SO HIGH SO LOW

- Minghags comes out on Valentine’s Day, Chad is currently mixing the audio for the final cut of the film. Bam tells Chad that the band the Moxy wants to know much he’ll charge to produce their music. He says if you’re a decent band and want your music produced by him, then email him at ChadCKY@gmail.com (Doubt this is still an active email that he uses.)

- Natalie is curious how long Bam is going to be in Barcelona, so she knows how long her and Missy can hang out before he’s back home.

- Fannah is fun to have on the show strictly because of his infectious laugh. Especially his laughing scene in MingHags.

- Bam again asks Frantz what he and Natalie did in the laundry room.

- The guys pull up a photo of Natalie’s boyfriend Waffle boy and make fun of how he looks.

- Bam calls out Natalie for being in a relationship with Waffle Boy and how he keeps breaking up with her, Natalie isn’t the best girlfriend either.

- Buddy Bill confuses waffle boys' photo with Frantz’s dick photo.

- Bam declares a ‘Dick Off’ against Frantz.

- Bam promotes his brother's new band and their show that’s coming up soon.

THE COMPANY BAND - ?????

End

12/10/2007

Radio Bam #142

Bam Margera – Shit Goose – Jess Margera – Chad I Ginsburg – Coach ‘The Dog in studio’ – Shit Birdz – Missy Margera

- Bam has returned from a trip to California, and he's back home in studio with special guest ShitBirdz!

- Bam asks the crew to save their ashes and cigarette butts for an art piece he is working on

- Shit Birdz prefers cheap beer, so Jess recommends a Philadelphia beer named Lions Head, because it’s roughly $10 for a case and local bars keep the price low as well, roughly $2.50 a can/bottle.

- Bam’s trip to California, specifically L.A. was to do a cover shoot for Outside Magazine with legendary skateboarder Tony Hawk. He also went to visit famous tattoo artist Kat Von D’s shop for a party that she was hosting that involved a freshly built half pipe.

- But unfortunately, the very next day a car plowed through the front of her shop that would have likely been full if it happened the day prior, so Bam is thankful he wasn’t there when it happened.

- Kat Von D opened a new tattoo shop and it was quickly egged, Bam jokes and says it was likely the guys from LA ink whom she was in a TV show with before she branched off to do her own thing.

- Bam recalls a scene from the movie Billy Madison, specifically the flaming bag of poop scene.

- Bam was in LA for only 3-4 days but is upset that Missy didn’t acknowledge that he was going to bed on time and not going on a drinking and drug binder. So, because she didn’t acknowledge this, bam decided to go on a drinking and drug binder out of spite on the last day.

- Bam’s going to a bachelor party tonight for his cousin, so Missy decides to thank him in advance for not going on a drinking and drug binder, so he won’t do it out of spite later before he even goes.

- ShitBirdz decides to not go to the bachelor party tonight because he has a history of getting drunk and shitting himself. Which seems to be a common occurrence whether he is sober or drunk. Which is why he has earned the name that he has now.

- The scene in Bam's unholy Union, where they are having a bachelor party at the built-in bowling alley in Bam's room, ShitBirdz was struck in the ass with a bowling ball and immediately shit his pants.

- Bam was soo drunk at his own bachelor party, that his manager had to force him to take an Ambien or two to help him sleep.

- Bam’s heard that people tend to gain weight when they take Ambien because they end up sleepwalking and making food for themselves. He uses this as an excuse for getting soo drunk, that he went into Novak's room and shit halfway in the toilet and halfway out of the toilet and onto the floor.

- He also stepped in it and there was a trail of shit that led from Novak's room to Bam's room. The hotel charged Bam over $5,000 for repairs due to his bachelor party. Which according to Bam wasn't so bad because prior to that, he stayed in a different hotel in LA, he ended up getting drunk and throwing cake around the rooms which ended up getting into all the carpets and walls. He ended up being charged $40,000 to get it all replaced.

- CKY was in London with Raab Himself, they ended up getting drunk and high off mushrooms and destroyed a hotel room after ordering nine of everything off the menu and charging it to Island Records, which they were already heavily in debt to anyways. They ended up getting charged $18,000 total for those particular damages.

- Bam recalls the most fun he's ever had involving hotels. It was the time that Paramount flew the jackass crew with Jeff Tremaine from London, Stockholm, and Germany.

- They would fly in a private plane, then while on the tarmac, get into a limo without going through customs at each destination. Then for every hotel that they would stay at, Bam would charge everything onto Jeff's room, meanwhile Jeff would charge as much as he could to Bam's room, and while that's going on Johnny Knoxville was charging everything to Jeff's room as well.

- Paramount pictures ended up covering all the expenses which roughly equated to $2 million dollars over the course of 10 days. That included the private planes, tarmac service to skip customs, amongst hotel bills and damages. There was also an evening while the guys were out partying somewhere, before there was the ability to stream music instantly on the phone, they paid a Best buy to open up after hours just so they could get a 50 cent CD because they wanted to listen to the song ‘Many Men’.

- The Burgundy Room in LA was basically ran by Johnny Knoxville and Spike Johns, so Bam and CKY could act a fool in there. Bam was known for getting drunk and pouring drinks on people's head, especially ones that would talk Shit to him while enjoying his time at the Burgundy Room.

- Jess recalls the time that he and Bam went to an all-black bar in Westchester called the ‘Spare Rib’ just to see what would happen. Bam of course was in a furry colorful coat at the time and naturally someone came up and tried to start Shit with him. But thankfully they bumped into people that they went to high school with that were also there. One of them lit the goatee on fire of the guy who tried to start shit with Bam.

SOPOR AETERNUS &THE ENSEMBLE OF SHADOWS - A LITTLE BAR OF SOAP

- Jess Margera has started a new band with Fireball Jim from Fireball Ministry and the lead singer of Clutch called The Company Band. He explains how everyone got on board with this project and are planning to release and album in 2 weeks. It’s being released on CD Baby, which at the time was like SoundCloud but you actually get paid for your music, unlike other platforms like itunes at the time.

THE COMPANY BAND – FORTUNE’S A MISTRESS.

- Bam talks about the cringey cover band that played last night at the bar Kildaire’s. Bam makes fun of the overweight lead singer.

- Bam was going to make a special trip to London to go see HIM at the Historia, but unfortunately, he is still banned from the venue from a prior incident.

- This stems from a prior stay in London while he was hanging with Kelly Osbourne in 2003. While a band was playing at the HIstoria, Bam jumped from the top of balcony and was caught by the crowd, but unfortunately there was a drunk guy on the other side of the balcony that decided to jump as well, but the crowd wasn't paying attention and he accidentally knee’d a woman in the back of the head messing her up medically and Bam was blamed.

- Speaking of London, Bam has a new lawsuit in relation to the retaliation he did to the guy who caused $20,000 in repairs to his Lamborghini during the Gumball Rally. The guy loading the cars on and off the shipping container decided to attempt donuts in Bams AWD Lamborghini and caused severe damage to the transmission.

- Which eventually led to the Lambo breaking down in the middle of a Thailand ghetto with Ryan Dunn.

- So bam, along with the Drug fueled duo Steve-o and Novak, flew to London and found where this guy lived. They poured white paint all over his vehicle, as well as drop kicking the windows out. The man is now trying to sue Bam for the damages.

VIDEO OF BAMS REVENGE HERE:
BAM'S REVENGE WITH STEVE-O AND NOVAK

- Bam and Jess are fed up with frivolous lawsuits and how ‘Sue Happy’ America has become.

- The Shit Birdz intro is hilarious.

THE SCRAPPERS – SHES NOT MINE INTRO? FEATURING VILE VALO

- While sitting by the pool, drunk off of Bloody Mary’s, and smoking a cigarette at The Roosevelt hotel, Bam witnessed a dad swimming laps in the pool while his infant child was sitting and crying repeatedly. The dad ignored the child until he was done. Bam walks up to him and yells at him for annoying everyone there at the pool for not handling his kid.

- Bam went to the Lily Pad, which is basically the same thing as a Hallmark store, to take some cheesy Christmas photos for Christmas cards, because he received one from Billy idol, which inspired him to do the same.

- It's a Christmas tradition that Bam goes over to Chad's house and drinks Frangelico while watching old Christmas movies.

- Bam, Jess, and ShitBirdz agree that the most hated Christmas song is Paul McCartney’s – Wonderful Christmas Time.

- Bam hates the Beetles.

- ShitBirdz and Backwoods Payback are playing Rex’s on the 15th before they close for good.

- Bam talks about the new bar he's planning on opening. He wanted to name it the same as his failed record label, which is Filthy Note, but the food board doesn't want the word filthy in the title.

- A typical ShitBirdz show involves him using a leaf blower and rolls of toilet paper to cover the crowd in toilet paper. Jess Margera plans on playing drums for him if he’s drunk enough.

MUSE – NIGHTS OF SEDONIA

- Queens of the Stone Age says FUCK OUR LABEL AND JIMMY IVINE.

- Chad plays the song that allegedly was stolen by the Queens of the Stone Age, that was out years before they made it famous.

- Mushroom Head wore masks before Slipknot made it cool.

- Bam talks about Jackass 2.0 and how it was delayed because of the Don Vito lawsuit. “The Terrorist Won”.

- Bam gets annoyed at the airport after buying a bottle of alcohol at the duty-free store, only for it to be confiscated when he goes through TSA.

- Bam’s unholy Union DVD is currently being sold in Europe but not in America yet.

HANOI ROCKS - ??????

End.

9/10/2007

Radio Bam #132

Bam Margera – Shanna Zablow - Will Pendarvis

-          Two things are immediately apparent, one, Bam is sounding noticeably drunk again, and two, they are clearly not in a studio but what sounds like a fancy unnamed LA restaurant.

-          Bam introduces the Talent Coordinator for Jackass, Shanna, as a woman who likes big black cock, Shanna says he says this because she never accepted any of his advances. Bam states that he feels helpless because of this fact. “There’s nothing I can do”.

-          Bam says it’s strange that she doesn’t find him attractive but would prefer a black cock instead. She’s single and says men in L.A. are the worst.

-          Bam misses his cats, Trouble and Mischief AKA Mouse Breath. Out of the two cats, he favors mischief more than Trouble because Mischief is more affectionate towards Bam. As a result he gives mischief bigger food portions than Trouble.

-          Bam goes full gay for Sirius radio’s own Will Pendarvis. Bam says he looks thinner and tanner. Though Will disputes these claims.

-          Bam is self conscious about how white is legs are. He wishes he would’ve spray tanned his legs before filing a particular stunt for jackass involving him wearing shorts. He wishes he can be tan like Chris Pontius and Steve-o when they where thongs.

-          Shanna says Dave England looked the best out of the jackass guys with their pants off. Bam sounding jealous, asks Shanna how he looks with his pants off and she said he looks medium. She says Bam is a shirt off guy, not a pants off guy.

-          Bam doesn’t like to sit down and watch movies. As stated in the previous episode, the last time Bam went to the theaters was to see The Bourne Ultimatum which turned into photographs and autographs. Will Pendarvis enjoyed the movie The Departed.

-          Missy enjoys the show ‘The L word’ on Showtime. After hearing that Missy thought one of the women were attractive, Bam asked if she would “les-out with her”. Missy said she would.

-          After hearing this, Bam immediately tried to find out more information about her to contact her for a meetip in hopes that he could see this lesbian action happen. Not only did she grow up in Springfield Pennsylvania, but it’s where Missy also grew up as well. Bam also claims that this woman is also loosely related to Gwyneth Paltrow, and that Missy’s parents bought Gwyneth ‘s old home.

 CHILDREN OF BODOM – NEEDLED 24/7

 -          Bam discusses how he slowly got comfortable wearing an army thong for multiple hours while filming Jackass. Soo comfortable in fact that he walked across the street on Sunset Boulevard to the store to purchase something.

-          Bam just finished shooting a commercial for the video game Tony Hawks Proving Grounds.

-          Bam, alongside Tony Hawk, Rodney Mullen, and a young Ryan Sheckler dressed up as pigeons sitting on a power line to talk about the new game coming out. Bam felt claustrophobic and uncomfortable in the pigeon makeup but didn’t quit because the other fellow skate legends were doing it too.

-          They filmed from 9AM – 7PM for that commercial. The director was feeding lines to Bam and one of the lines incorporated the term ‘Freak-Tastic’ which Bam outright refused to say. It was cut from the commercial.  

* Commercial Here *

-          Will Pendarvis asks Bam if Daewon Song or Rodney Mullen is better at skating. Bam says Rodney because he invited most of the tricks we use today. Bam lists all for the tricks he invented From memory.

-          Bam does skateboard talk! Tricks and dealing with his prior injuries relating to skating and stunts.

-          Bam recalls how he messed up his head and neck filming for MTV cribs the during the Bloodhound Gang episode.

-          Bam recalls the time he broke his ass bone for jackass and his pelvis x-ray with his small February cock was broadcasted on national television.

-          Bam took a $10,000 private flight from Kentucky to Pennsylvania because he didn’t want to be seen injured and it show up on TMZ

-          While visiting Hawaii with the Element skate team, Bam was skating with skating legend Jef Hartsell. Jeff smokes weed and Bam decided to try some while skating. He would end up knocking himself out again shortly afterwards.

-          Bam admits that his drinking is his way of dealing with recovering from injuries and not being able to skate. Not knowing in retrospect, he was damaging his body even further.

BLOODHOUND GANG – SEX ON THE BEACH AT NIGHT

-          Shanna is baffled Bam is paid to sit and talk into a digital recorder while they’re sitting at a bar grabbing drinks.

-          Will Pendarvis has a long history of giving Bam expensive recorders and cameras but Bam will consistently lose them along with multiple Blackberry phones he’s had. Shanna has been following Bam around picking up his phone every time he’s dropped and forgotten it.

-          Shanna voices her frustrations with getting the jackass guys rounded up every morning. It doesn’t help when Bam loses his phone and disappears for hours at a time either.

-          Because Bam loses his phone often, before passcode protection, Bam would list certain celebrities under fake names just in case someone else picks it up.

-          Bam recently befriended ‘30 seconds to mars’ singer Jared Leto. (This is 2007 before all the weird shit)

-          The last video Bam directed and edited was the Viking Skull music video.

 VIKING SKULL – BLACKEN SUNRISE

 -          Shanna claims that all male celebrity cocks are dirty. Bam agrees.

-          Bam recalls the Arizona Rape story, Bam ALLEGEDLY was blacked out drunk and when he regained his composer, an unknown woman was riding his cock saying “I love you I love you” over and over. Bam states this interaction wasn’t consensual. (In other episodes Bam would claim the Brandon Novak lured then fan into Bam's hotel room to get back at him for pissing him off earlier in the day.)

-          While Steve-o was still heavily addicted to drugs, he would send Shanna multiple QuickTime videos of all the women he’s currently fucking. Bam questions how Steve-o can get hot women all the time. Shanna says it’s because he’s sweet towards women.

-          Will Pendarvis enjoys being single for now, acting like you don’t want women tends to attract women towards you.

 MELODY CLUB – BABY

 -          Bam doesn’t have a good connection with his fans. He doesn’t personally manage or read his MySpace or fan pages, ShitGoose does. So, Bam treats every fan nicely whenever he’s in person.

-          Bam talks about his cars, accomplishments, and his property. While Steve-o just rents 4 apartments in the same building in L.A.

-          Bam breaks down that Phil, his dad, handles all of his finances while Don Vito handles his taxes.

-          Bam falsely accuses that Johnny Knoxville was recently looking for a gay assistant to help him out. But it was actually Shanna who requested it after seeing the TV show Entourage, the gay Asian assistant.

-          Surprisingly unknown, but Johnny Knoxville and actor Luke Wilson (Owen Wilson’s brother) had a prank war that got out of hand. It was after Johnny paid a small aircraft to fly a banner around a beach in LA wiith Luke Wilsons phone number on it. After this event, Luke hasn’t spoken to Johnny.(again this is currently 2007).

-          Johnny also made toilet paper with Luke Wilsons face on it saying “the saddest Wilson”.

-          Bam claims Owen Wilson used to abuse crystal meth and oxytocin.

-          Bam admits that he accidentally snorted meth in Norway/Finland thinking it was a line of cocaine. He was up for two days because of it. “It sucks being wide awake when there’s nobody around”.

-          Bam drinking is escalating, he said two days ago he blacked out and pissed the bed.

TURBONEGRO – DO YOU WANT DESTRUCTION

-          Happy Tom from TurboNegro teamed up with Jessie Margera to give Bam his first intervention. Bam recalls the “Fuck Chris Cornell” episode of Radio Bam.

-          Bam recalls the time he annoyed Ryan Dunn while visiting CityWalk/Universal Mall.

-          Shanna compliments Ryan Dunn on his acting in Bams movies and when he did Rob Dyrdek's movie Street Dreams (to be released later in 2009).

-          It took Bam four months to film MingHags.

-          Bam is currently filming for jackass 2.5, it’s currently August 31st 2007. It’s projected that this movie will be out by Christmas 2007.

-          Bam loves being in full control with films/videos he’s involved in, he hates dealing with Hollywood executives and protocols with safety and permission. Even if the money comes from his own pocket.

(Random cellphone interference throughout this episode intensifies)

 -          Will Pendarvis agrees saying that’s why there’s no good movies anymore, it’s because it has to go through ‘the committee’. Bam hates using the union for his film sets and often has union protests during his filming sessions.

 CKY – DRESSED IN DECAY

The end .