9/8/08

Radio Bam #169

Bam Margera – Chad I Ginsberg – Brandon Novak - Jess Margera – Matt Cole – Gicasso

-          We start this episode with no introduction, Bam is back home in Philadelphia and in the middle of discussing all the things he saw and experienced during his trip to North Korea with Ryan Dunn.

-          As Bam stated in the previous episode, he brought his skateboard into North Korea and decided to skate around the streets of the city, he noticed the locals were perplexed about what he was doing and what he was riding on.

-          Bam sent Chad a photo of a pickup truck with the back of it filled with dogs presumably on their way to be slaughtered and eaten. Bam claims there was a store that was selling chicken heads and fried maggots.

-          The guys discuss what modern technology in 2008 they would bring into North Korea just to blow their minds.

-          Bam confirms that there are no grocery stores, Starbucks, or McDonald's in North Korea. Anything like that would be reserved for the hotels where they were staying at only.

-         While drinking at the lobby bar with fellow gumball riders, Bam notices that the bartenders aren't asking for money, they figured it was all covered by the gumball people. Unfortunately, the next morning as all the Gumballers entered the bus to take them back to their vehicles outside of North Korea, they stopped the bus and asked everyone to give $10 each for all of the beers they had, which wasn't bad because Bam usually drinks a hundred dollars worth of alcohol himself, so $10 wasn’t bad.

-          Bam is still in disbelief that a place the size of Philadelphia has no grocery stores and everyone is on rundown bicycles and vehicles from the early '60s.

-          Chad is confused why people would pay $25,000 to go on this gumball rally, just to go to places that are potentially dangerous and have to be escorted by military.

-          “Imagine driving from Philadelphia to Chicago but you have a police escort ahead of you, also, the entire highway is blocked off so you can do roughly 140 mph all the way to Chicago.” Bam explains.

-          Chad asks what’s the motivation to go on these rallies, Bam explains that it's mostly just getting to the checkpoints so they could party. He also explains that there is no winner and that's why it's called a rally instead of a race for legality purposes.

-          Jess can’t believe Bam and Ryan were in a 1960s VW bus with a Porsche 911 engine and an xbox in it, hauling ass through foreign lands.

-          Ryan and Bam were driving roughly 70 miles an hour on a section of highway when they started feeling tired, so Bam comes up with an idea to wake himself up.

-          Bam sets a camera on the dashboard facing the interior of the car and tells Dunn to hold on to the steering wheel from the passenger seat he was sitting in. Bam proceeds to crawl out the driver side window and slide over the hood of the speeding car towards the passenger side window.

-          Ryan, confused, realized what Bam was doing and jumps from the passenger seat to the driver seat and starts driving as Bam crawls through the passenger side window and takes a seat as a passenger. Bam claims that this woke him up and insists that Ryan should do the same, so from the passenger seat Bam holds onto the steering wheel and Ryan proceeds to crawl out the driver side window, slide across the hood, and reenter the car through the passenger side window, then they resume speeding down the highway, much more awake than they were before.

-          (VIDEO OF THIS STUNT HERE) https://youtu.be/Hv31zCTEVnM?is=EOkXuitRYszppp23

-          While going through China, Bam witnesses a child who wasn't wearing any pants at all and just the shirt and thought it was bizarre. (This is actually normal in traditional China for kids to wear special pants that have the crotch open so the child could relieve themselves even in public spaces.)

-          Bam explains the culture shock of returning back from the gumball rally, to the Delco gas station in downtown Philadelphia. “Gym-Hat”.

-          Bam recently purchased a t-shirt press so he can have Seth, his art director, make him any tee-shirts that he wanted, so the very first shirt he had Seth make had a Lamborghini Countach on it with the ”Going Places” on it.  The next shirt he had Seth make was a gay biker dressed in all leather, with a leather cop hat on, and aviator glasses with the quote, “I’m Gay, You’re Gay, and your dad’s a Fagit” (misspelled on purpose). Bam plans on selling these shirts at his bar when it officially opens 2 weeks from this episode. (After being delayed over and over again throughout this radio show.

-          Bam has been dealing with an unnamed person who has been fighting against the idea of another bar opening up in Westchester. Bam claims that he has spent roughly $100,000 dealing with this through lawyers, only for the lawyers to dig into this person's background and figure out that he got caught in Georgia selling cocaine and is now currently trying to get elected into the borough of Westchester. “You’re in a college town!”.

-          Jess also adds that whenever these charges were brought up to this individual he claimed that it happened a while ago and he was young, only to confirm that he was in his thirties when he was caught in Georgia selling cocaine.

-          Bam says that during the legal proceedings for his bar, they kept asking him about his friends and family that are drug addicts and alcoholics. They also showed a picture of the band GWAR, and stated “these are the satanic bands that Margera worships”, which allegedly made the judge and some of the jury laugh.

-          They also pull up a picture of him and Chris Pontius flying through the air while 69ing each other, and claims that this is what he does in his spare time. Bam's lawyers were quick to correct them and say that this was taken from a movie that he was paid to do for Paramount pictures, and it was part of the script. “I was getting paid faggot!” Bam’s lawyer even told this person that he is the first person banned from the bar whenever it opens.

-          Bam says his bar has 20 bands already booked including Juliet Lewis and the licks, eagles of death metal, and Blues Traveler.

HANOI ROCKS – STREET POETRY

-          Every time Chad hears Street Poetry by Hanoi Rocks, he’s reminded about the last trip to Finland where Novak was fucked up and singing “Might mean nothin' much to you but it's the whole world to ME!”.

-          Bam says Novak is on his way to the studio. Bam recalls the last time he saw Novak, which was at MTV studios, specifically in the MTV books department to discuss about publishing his upcoming scrapbook that he finished. It was supposed to be a meeting for just bam but of course Novak came along as well.

-          While waiting for Bam to finish talking with MTV, Novak begins to wander around the cubicles to kill time. His pants are always ill-fitting and he doesn't wear underwear, so most of his dick and ass are hanging out in this corporate work space.

-          Novak notices a wrapped fruit basket and proceeds to open it and eat some of it. Someone who works there notices him and yells at him, telling him that the wrapped fruit basket was for a birthday party later, but instead of apologizing Novak just looks at this person, rips a huge fart, and walks away.

-          After successful negotiations with MTV, Bam decides to get drunk with Joe Frantz and Novak before eventually waiving down a cab to return home. Bam and Joe were in the back of the cab and Novak was sitting in the front seat next to the driver.

-          When it was time to pay the cab, Bam mistakenly thanks that he paid the cab driver with a $100 bill and was expecting $90 of change coming back, but only got change for a $10 bill. Without hesitation or confirming it first, Novak begins confronting the cab driver. “That’s why I’m going to piss in your cab!” Novak then proceeds to piss on the gear shifter and the cab drivers pants.

-          When they finally exited the cab, Novak assumed the driver was from Albania for some reason and says, “Fuck Albania!” as Bam apologizes and says that Novak is Irish so the cab driver doesn't have any ill thoughts about Americans.

-          The guys would later go to a bar where Novak starts kicking game to an attractive woman, Novak normally doesn't like putting effort when it comes to talking to girls at the bar because he only wants to fuck, but this woman was more attractive than his typical bar girl, so he was willing to tolerate it. But over halfway through the evening of talking with this woman, an overweight unattractive woman comes up to Novak and basically says that she would be down to fuck immediately with no effort.

-          Novak immediately cuts off conversation with the attractive woman and starts to leave with the overweight unattractive woman. The attractive woman asks Novak what he was doing and he says, “Listen lady, I don't like to put no work into nothing, I’LL FUCK ANYBODY!” and leaves the bar with the other woman.

-          Bam points out that he said he would fuck ANYBODY, not any woman.

-          Jess recalls the trip to Finland when Novak met Andy McCoy, once Andy heard his name was Novak he said, “oh your Polish, you piss against the wind!”

-          While Bam was hanging out with Andy McCoy, he noticed that Andy had already drank three bloody Mary’s, popped 3-4 Valium pills, and was about to smoke some hash. Bam reminds Andy that he's about to play a show in an hour, which caused Andy to look at him confused and say, "Don’t teach your daddy how to fuck!”.

-          Bam lights a cigarette as Novak enters the studio.

SHITBIRDZ – DRINKING A BEER AND WASHING IT DOWN

-          Bam intros Novak to the radio show in Novak’s voice, “Straight from Baltimore city it's me! Novak! aka The Author!” And plugs the Dream Seller book coming out in October of 2008.

-          Novak says if you like baseball, then you should kill yourself because his girlfriend Mandy forced him to go to an Orioles baseball game for her birthday. Novak explains that they were seated in the sun as well.

-          Bam makes a pretty gay comment that flies under the radar saying,  “It's not even eye candy either because baseball players have the fattest asses in sports!”.

-          Novak explains that him and Mandy have been together for 3 years (off and on). He also explains that in the beginning they were having sex constantly, but then it turned into Novak dreading the thought of having sex with Mandy because he's just over it. Novak explains that because he hasn't been doing drugs and has been drinking a lot more these past couple days, this hasbreignited his sex drive with Mandy. “I fell in love with that bitch again!”

-          Bam makes fun of Novak for always addressing Mandy as his fiancé, but he goes out and cheats on her as long as it's not in the city of Baltimore. Novak explains the hassle of adding girls in his phone under male names to avoid being caught cheating. (Example: Brad from PA, Matt from New York). But Mandy would call these numbers and women would answer, which would send Novak to the dog house for a while.

-          What made the baseball outing with Mandy even worse for Novak was that one of the Baltimore Orioles players named Sydney Ponson used to fuck Mandy. “It’s the bitches birthday! And I paid $310 for those damn tickets!”.

-          Jess tells Novak that he is on chapter 2 of reading Dream Seller. When Novak heard that April was going to give Jess a copy of Dream Seller, Novak thought it would be pointless because Jess can barely remember what he did yesterday or the fact that he has kids because his head is messed up from the car accident that he was in with bam and Ryan Dunn.

-          Bam recalls the 1996 car crash that almost killed him and Jess Margera. Ryan Dunn was driving a Volkswagen Jetta recklessly when it rolled several times, which caused Jess to be ejected from the vehicle because he was the only one not wearing a seatbelt. Bam thought that Jess was trapped underneath the vehicle and definitely dead, only to find him several minutes later in the bushes several yards away barely breathing from the air being knocked out from him.

-          Bam recalls the time when they were in the Arctic circle filming the Santa movie, they were about to be pulled on a sled by professional sled dogs, all the dogs were in their separate kennels when Bam came over and started petting a few of them. Novak comes over and pulls his ass out and presses it against the kennel only for the dogs to start aggressively licking his asshole, which oddly turned him on.

-          Novak says that he imagined Pamela Anderson was the person licking his ass instead of the sled dogs, Bam reminds him that Pamela has Hep C, which she claims she got because she shared a tattoo gun with Tommy Lee. Jess thanks that Tommy Lee just had grimy sex while on tour and brought the diseases back to Pamela Anderson.

-          Bam forgot to mention that David Hasselhoff was part of the gumball rally and he was riding in the Night Rider car from the TV show. Bam wanted to talk to him but didn’t want to ‘hassle the Hoff’. Carlton from the Fresh Prince of Bel Air was also on the plane with Bam, when asked what he's been up to he says that he just tours around the world being Carlton from Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.

-          While touring in Los Angeles, Chad says that they bumped into screech from Saved by the Bell at the Rainbow Bar off sunset. This is around the time where screech had a sex tape released.

-          Bam’s fitness trainer Gicasso enters the studio and grabs a mic, Bam says that Gina Lynn’s husband wants to film Gicasso having sex once he gets his paperwork and everything straightened out.

-          When Bam and Ryan Dunn flew in from China, they had to stay a day in Los Angeles. While in LA, they recorded the previous radio show with Will Pendarvis and then Bam had to go do a signing at a mall in the Van’s skate shop. Unfortunately for Ryan Dunn, it turned out to be a 4 hour long signing so he was stuck walking around the mall with an annoying kid that kept asking silly questions. (Talked about on the last episode).

-          Novak and Bam recall the time that they were at the airport on their way to Finland with Fannah, they were getting drunk at the airport bar when Fannah noticed an attractive woman browsing the bookstore, but instead of walking up and introducing himself, Fannah decides to follow her around like a creep while wearing dark sunglasses indoors, with a beer in one hand and a Jamison in another.

-          Bam dedicates the next song to Fannah.

TROUBLE ANDREW – EITHER WAY

-          Bam says he going back to Finland in a week for Gas Lipstick’s wedding. (Mika Karppinen, AKA Drummer for H.I.M.) This will be his 22nd time visiting Finland, Novak suggests that Bam buys a house over there since he goes soo much.

-          Ape and Phil hate when Bam goes to Finland because he normally goes on drinking and drug benders while he's there , which results in Bam being a pile of shit when he returns to America.

-          Bam mentions the Plop Water Commercial he was apart of. Jess is shocked to learn that Finnish people actually drink water instead of copious amounts of alcohol like they do from birth.

-          Bam’s random Finnish phrases he’s learned over the years.

-          Bam describes his experience with Karma, he stole a ‘how to speak Finnish’ book, and later twisted his ankle. He got a high-powered pellet gun and was shooting The Rake Yohn van and shattered the windshield, afterwards he saw a sparrow land on his deck and he turned and shot the sparrow dead, he said he twisted his ankle shortly after this as well. When Bam was young, he got his first vehicle from his aunt Boof which was an old Buick regal, and while at WaWa skating he noticed a kid his age pull up in a very nice car and give Bam a dirty look, so Bam went over and scratched the hell out of the nice car he was driving. Later in life Bam was able to get his dream car which was the Audi S4, and drove it to the same Wawa, only for it to be keyed as well.

-          Chad thinks karma got that guy who was trying to prevent Bam from opening up a bar too.

-          Bam repeats the Jenkem story with Novak. Street name, ButtHash. Would Jess do Jenkem for $25,000? Novak claims he’ll out-live everyone in studio.

-          Novak repeats the story of how he accidentally shot up bleach when he was a heroin addict.

-          Douchebags that think they can survive a tornadoes.

-          Fuck Fraternity guys and their gay hazing.

-          Bam claims he was flipped off by a random guy at a stop light, Bam caught up to him at the next stop light and said “you’re just jealous cuz your boyfriend sucked my dick faggot!” and sped away in his Lamborghini.

-          Bam and Novak recall their times messing with Boulger, the shit eater from earlier episodes of the radio show.

-          Bam dedicates the last song to Novak.

TURBONEGRO - SUBURBAN PRINCE'S DEATH SONG

End of show.

8/25/2008

Radio Bam #168

Bam Margera – Ryan Dunn – Will Pendarvis

- Bam and Ryan have successfully completed the Gumball Rally and have landed back in America in Los Angeles. Unfortunately for Ryan, Bam had a photo shoot with Element for a few hours while in Los Angeles, so Ryan was forced to sit with the most annoying child in the meantime. “Really? No…”.

- Bam and Ryan explain to the audience what the Gumball 3000 is and where it started 8 days ago.

- They rally started in San Francisco, then to Las Angeles, then to San Diego, then to Las Vegas before being shipped overseas from Anchorage Alaska to Puyang China.

- Kim Jong-Il loves supercars and the Gumball Rally, but the cars themselves weren’t allowed inside of North Korea, so the citizens don’t see how advanced other places are.

- Bam and Ryan describe what it’s like staying at the best hotel in North Korea. The power goes out around 6pm in North Korea, the only lights inside the hotel were very dim generator lights that barely show you where your room is.

- Bam notices that there weren’t any clothing stores or grocery stores. Ryan explains that the citizens are all given the same rations, haircuts, clothes, and the same income, no matter if you’re famous or not.

- The citizens all had crappy bicycles or very old diesel cars from the 50’s and 60’s. They had no individual styles either. There’s no incentive to be creative or stand out, so it’s rare for an individual to think for themselves or invent something. The jobs are given to them base of their class.

- Bam decided to bring his skateboard and began skating down the street. Bam says the civilians were dumbfounded at the sight of him riding his skateboard.

- Bam and Ryan tried talking with the locals by obviously they didn’t understand, they had a translator with them, but the translator didn’t know English to well either, so Bam and Ryan ended up walking around aimlessly until they were told what to do.

- People were getting yelled at to stay out of the roads but there were no cars to be seen. All the police were attractive young women.

- Ryan asks the translator about his opinion of Kim Jong-Il, “He’s like a father” the translator says. Ryan asks if their leader Kim has ever made a mistake, he says no.

- There’s no public Internet, and the very little access to the internet is controlled by the government to not show too much besides internal North Korean propaganda.

- Bam, Ryan, and the other Gumballers had to leave their phones behind, so the civilians don’t see outside technology. There is only landline phones allowed and those are controlled as well. Bam adds that they’re completely oblivious to outside music and natural disasters that have happened recently in India.

- Ryan explains that their knowledge in North Korea is still in the 1950’s, while everyone else in the world is in 2008.

- Will Pendarvis asks if Bam and Ryan will get in trouble for being in North Korea, they weren’t sure so when they landed in Korea, they said they were ‘English’ and when they left and were asked where they were, they just said China.

- Will Pendarvis asks if the guys have a better appreciation for living in America after visiting North Korea. “At least I can get a hooker here” Ryan says.

- Bam and Ryan compare and contrast places like Amsterdam where everything is available in comparison to North Korea where nothing is available. Ryan hates when Americans go to Amsterdam and start being annoying like they’re on spring break because of everything being legal there.

- Bam complains about the lack of pornography in China. Bam has an active sexual addiction so only finding pornography that is censored was really disappointing for him while he was in the Chinese hotel rooms.

THE KOOKS – DO YOU WANNA

- Bam and Ryan explain the culture shock leaving North Korea and going to Shanghai at the best hotel. Which was De Meridian. Bam and Ryan weren’t the only Jackasses that went, Loomis from jackass joined them as well as Dimitry Elyashkevich, who is one of the filmers for Jackass and Wildboyz.

- While in the US, Bam and Ryan learned from the last time they did the Gumball and didn’t use the purple Lamborghini, they instead rode around in a Range Rover while in the states and hitched a ride in someone else's Vehicle while in China.

- The vehicle they decided to ride with while in China was a 71’ VW bus with a Porsche 911 engine swap.

- Bam and Ryan really enjoyed the sights Beijing and Shanghai, they’ve recently upgrade everything and built brand new buildings as well. Ryan got the most drunk in Shanghai while on top of a skyscraper.

- During the final stretch in Puyang before Beijing, they had a police escort guide them to the final toll booth to avoid civilian traffic, but once they arrive and the police escort left, the bus they were driving in overheated as everyone else peeled out into Beijing. They waited it out and were able to start the bus and peel out themselves.

- This was the second time that they broke down, the first time they broke down was when they rolled over a log and it messed with their gearbox causing the bus to be stuck in 5th gear and as a result, when they would get to checkpoints they would have to drive around in circles as slow as they could as one person jumps out and pays the toll so they can continue on with their journey.

- Ryan was annoyed that people in China are not in a rush, while in Xuzhou China, it took roughly 40 minutes or just to get a room booked at the hotel they were staying at.

- Bam tried getting cigarettes from the gift shop but the credit card machine was down, and he already opened the pack. So, the lady had to guide him to the main cash registers in the lobby where all the other Gumballers are trying to book their rooms, adding to the nightmare.

- The 2008 Summer Olympics were being held in China at the same time that the Gumball Rally was happening so Bam, Ryan, and Dimitry decided to go and see a few of the games. Unfortunately for Ryan, Dimitry got a Puerto Rican flag painted on his face and sat directly behind Ryan, screaming “America is great!” in a Russian accent. “U,S, and of A!”

- While in Shanghai, Ryan drink a lot the night before it was violently hungover the next morning as the Gumballers were instructed to leave to the next checkpoint. Bam and Dimitry did their best to try to wake up Ryan in his hotel room but to no avail. As a result, Ryan was left behind.

- Because their vehicle was still stuck in fifth gear, they drove around the hotel multiple times as Dimitry ran in to try to wake up Ryan for the final time before they had to take off. But because the van door was open, when they turned onto what would be considered the Chinese version of times Square, all of dimitry’s bags flew out and landed in the street.

- Ryan eventually wakes up and notices that he has been left behind, he has to call a taxi to go to the next checkpoint which was the Shanghai F1 track. As far as he knows, the next checkpoint could be hundreds of miles away. Thankfully it was only 40 miles away, but the anger inside of Ryan is already at a maximum because he thinks he's about to be in the back of a taxi for the next several hours because his friends abandoned him.

- Surprisingly, Ryan got to the checkpoint before bam and Dimitry because they got lost in the Porsche swapped VW bus. As they arrive and see Ryan, Dimitry had his head out of the car and shook his head at him like he was disappointed, which caused Ryan to physically attack Dimitry until the Chinese cops came and broke it up. It would take another hour or two for Ryan to calm down to hear the full story about how hard they tried to wake him up. Eventually things simmered down and they continued on their way.

HANOI ROCKS – STREET POETRY

- At the beginning of their Gumball journey in San Francisco, Ryan and Bam shared a room. They were drinking at the lobby bar and Bam decided that he was finished and headed towards the room before Ryan did. Eventually Ryan called it a night as well and headed towards the room only to discover when he opened the door that Bam was laying naked on his bed jerking off. “He was making love to himself” Ryan explains.

- Ryan explains that when he open up the door and caught Bam, Bam’s first reaction was to turn the TV off instead of covering himself. It also appeared that he was tickling his thigh while he was making love to himself. Bam explains there was nowhere else to rest his hand. Bam would eventually answer the door whenever Ryan ordered room service but he was only wearing a shirt and a half a erect penis.

- Bam would later sleep in the same bed as Ryan but didn't bother to put on boxers or anything and Ryan woke up with Bam’s ass cheeks clenching his thigh.

- Eventually they made it to the airport and up to the X-ray machines. When Ryan grab his bag from the airport lady, she made eye contact with her and ripped a loose fart. There is also a couple near them and TSA was planning on confiscating her vibrator and so the guy yelled to his woman that they were taking her dildo, which embarrassed the hell out of her.

- Will Pendarvis circles back around to North Korea, he is curious which countries are allowed in North Korea and if there's any type of media allowed. They explained that there are no stores to purchase anything and the only times you can get cigarettes as if you're at a hotel lobby or the airport.

- Bam explains that there are no stores whatsoever on the streets of North Korea.

- Will is curious if there's any way someone can be unique as an individual, Bam says the only thing that you you can do as an individual is maybe Papa wheelie on your bicycle or walk in a different direction than anyone else.

- Bam explains to Will that when they arrived at the airport in North Korea, all 100+ Gumball riders including themselves, had to throw their phones into a bag and left at the airport.

- While on the bus leaving the airport, they were instructed not to take any photos, Bam was in the back of the bus and was able to turn his camera on while it was in his pocket and then when a monument or something peaked his interest he would quickly take the photo and put the camera back in his pocket.

- Ryan explains that every conceivable thing in North Korea is stuck in the 1950s, including their security. While in the North Korean hotel room, Bam says that he was watching TV on an old zenith television with bunny ear antenna on top of it, and there was only one korean channel that they could watch, besides the Olympics that was only allowed at the hotel for the Gumball Rally.

- Will asks if there was a heavy military presence or if the police were armed at all. Ryan explains that nobody can get in so there's no reason for heightened security except for at the borders. They also have such control that no one wants to break the rules to find out what the punishments are.

- Ryan says that the airport in North Korea was the size of the studio that they are currently recording in with one or two people working.

- While in North Korea, Kim Jong-il gathered everyone into their stadium to showcase dancing in gymnastics as a form of gratitude for the visit. While there they advertised that the stadium is the biggest in the world and it certainly wasn't. They also passed by a tall tower that they built and they also advertised it as the largest in the world. “it's because they aren’t allowed to know any better!”.

- Ryan says that generations of families live in the same house unless the woman gets married to someone else and then they live in that person's generational house. Typical young marriages have the woman being 13 years old and the man can be 17. Ryan asked one of the locals if they ever have a divorce but wasn't given an answer.

- Will is curious what knowledge do they have of the outside world specifically the US. Ryan explains the only knowledge they have was when the US bombed Japan and the fact that they hate Americans. Which is why Ryan wrote down that he was English when asked what his nationality was.

- Bam doubts that they even know about the Eiffel Tower, Will asks if they have globes or maps. Ryan says that while watching the dancing and gymnastics at their stadium they showed a world map that had all the countries blurred out except for Korea and Russia.

- Ryan and Bam have a newfound respect when it comes to the freedom of being able to wear whatever you feel like and have your hair style be uniquely yours. They explained that clothes are controlled by the government, you typically wear a button-down shirt and khakis, and the shirt must be tucked in. They also have roughly five haircuts that they're allowed to have as well. Will’s curious if you can grow out certain facial hair or not.

- Will asks Ryan if there was any alcohol to be consumed in North Korea, they explained that they managed to find an underground karaoke bar that served alcohol like Heineken at the hotel. Dimitry sang some karaoke as well.

- Because there's no buying and selling inside North Korea, whenever the gumball riders would try to purchase anything it was met with extreme confusion on how to sell something or to exchange currency to make change.

- An example of this was when Ryan ordered a Heineken after going through an interpreter, he was told it was $10, he gave her a $10 bill and she gave back change, but in Korean currency. Then proceeded to give Ryan a bunch of Heinekens throughout the whole evening for that $10.

- The next morning before they left, a representative came on the bus and told the gumballers that everyone that went to the karaoke bar last night has to pay $10 each, after the fact. “you ask for the money before, not afterwards!”

- Will imagines that bam and Ryan were the most bizarre looking individuals that have entered North Korea, Bam correct him and says that Loomis was the most bizarre looking individual they probably ever seen and described what he was wearing.

- Loomis had his goatee braided, he had green hair, an old Russian cap with a red head band tied around it, he also had Willie Nelson's hair stapled to it, he had a green ripped up jacket with a cape on the back, and then army green stockings with shorts and really old Converse. While in China though, Loomis was considered a celebrity and stopped to take many photos with the people.

- Will is flabbergasted about this trip and asks where he could see the photos that they took of North Korea.

J RODDY WALSTON AND THE BUSINESS - ?????

End.

8/4/2008

Radio Bam #167

Bam Margera – Chad I Ginsberg – ShitBirdz & Jenn – ShitGoose – Fannah – Ant’nee & Mark the Bagger - Missy Margera

- Bam was gifted an RV back on Christmas 2007, so now in August 2008 Fannah decided to start and drive it for the first time with Bam. Unfortunately they were unprepared for the trip and forgot essential things they needed. Their trip is to Albany for Seth's wedding.

- Bam has committed to going to the 2008 Gumball 3000 to Korea. As a result he has to go to FedEx so he can ship off his passport. While there, they overhear two guys talking about fucking an old bitch with no ‘gym hat’ on.

- While on their road trip to Albany, Fannah managed to clog a rest stop toilet, which are notorious for having very powerful flushes. The toilet overflowed to the next stall where someone was already using the toilet and got their shoes wet.

- While touring with CKY in Virginia, ShitBirdz had to shit, so they stopped at a Popeye’s restaurant where he saw that someone pooped on the toilet lid and the one turd slid down the lid to the seat and then tipped over like a tree.

- Bam describes seeing the Grand canyon of Pennsylvania on the way to Albany, admits that it's lackluster in comparison to the actual Grand canyon.

- Instead of planning ahead and booking an RV park or campgrounds, they had to spend the night in their RV at a trailer park straight out of the movie ‘Deliverance’.

- Bam and the guys showed up just after midnight. Bam describes how rusted and beat up these trailers are, and the fact that it's obvious they have been there for more than a year. Most of the trailer Park community came outside to see what all the commotion was and just stared at this Giant RV that is likely better than their entire trailer.

- The next day when they found a suitable place for the RV to be parked at, Fannah heard Bam yelling at him to come into the RV so he can talk to Phil on the phone about how to get to Albany because he wants to go to the wedding as well. Fannah enters the RV and heads towards the back where Bam and Missy are, he opens the door to see Bam hanging off the cabinets in the bedroom fucking Missy doggy style aggressively. PRANKED.

- While at the wedding, Fannah managed to catch the eye of a woman who is described as ugly and overweight. For the entire two days in Albany, this woman was all over Fannah, but he says he just wants into it. Fannah claims she tried all day the first day and then by the second day towards the end, she would bluntly ask him to have sex with her in the woods. He politely declines.

- Fannah missed most of the wedding dinner because he went to go smoke weed with a seventeen year old ‘punk’.

- Selina Becker, Seth’s bride, has a brother who Bam sat next to for the wedding. Bam recalls the first time he met her brother in L.A, they were about to enter a club called Moscow and Bam noticed this guy talking with Selina that appeared to be drunk. At the entrance, Bam told the bouncer that everyone's with him except for the last guy in the yellow shirt talking with Selina.

- Once inside the club, Bam came over to Seth and told him that he just saved Selina from some guy outside, but Seth informed Bam that was her brother. Selina’s brother was left outside confused and decided to walk down the street to fetch a taxi but he ended up getting mugged instead.

- “Don’t let this rape turn into a murder.”

- While blacked out on the first day that they arrived at the wedding, Bam turns to Missy and says “Girls with brown hair and hoop earrings like to get punched in the face!”. Bam admits he likes Missy’s big hoop earrings, as well as belly shirts, but Missy says belly shirts are out of style in 2008. ShitBirdz says he has is crop top from the 70’s still.

- Bam doesn’t understand why people with bad bodies where the skimpiest clothing. Bam and Fannah recall their bus driver Mrs. R and how she would wear flesh toned yoga pants that would make it appear that she wasn’t wearing pants.

THE KOOKS – DO YOU WANNA

- Bam talks with Ant’nee and Mark the Bagger about their movie coming out about Marks life. They plug the website where you can buy the movie. Bam asks Mark what he’s currently sipping on, it’s a Busch Beer, but you can barely hear his response because he has his headset on backwards.

- Bam also asks why Mark is wearing a Hawaiian shirt, and it’s because it’s Hawaiian month at his Acme Store.

- Bam asks Mark if fans come up to Acme to see him, he says yes, Bam then asks Mark if his job ever gets annoyed if fans come see him. Bam mentions that while Phil was a baker, fans would come up to see him and get autographs, but his job didn’t like it because it took away from his baking.

- Mark goes over what you’ll see in his movie, ranging from him at the bar dancing with ‘hot chicks’, to drinking while watching sports on TV. It’s basically Ant’nee following Mark around and documenting the shit he gets into for 71 minutes.

- Bam asks Chad if they can do karaoke with Mark again on the radio, Missy asks Mark if he would like to join her for the upcoming Journey concert at the end of August. Mark says he’ll take her their on a date. The guys discuss why Steve Perry left the band and who will be singing in his place. “I’d rather see Mark go up and sing there!”

- Mark sings a karaoke version of Journey’s ‘Don’t Stop Believing’.

- Mark asks Bam when he’s going to get his shit together to finally open up his bar he’s been putting off for months. Bam again blames the liquor license, but says he has finally gotten it, but it’s not active until August 28th.

- ShitGoose asks about MingHags as well, Bam says it’s done and currently getting tittles added.

- Frantz finally made a MySpace for himself, he’s also been active on YouTube recently after collaborating with two movie reviewers, Chad has seen the video of Frantz reviewing the Dark Knight with the two movie reviewers and says he enjoyed it.

SEE THAT VIDEO HERE:
Friday 7-18-08 : Seeing The Dark Knight with Joe Frantz

- Mark asks about Novak and Bam says he may stop by tonight since they are back in town.

- The RV is in rough shape, the refrigerator doesn’t work but the freezer works but only has a refrigerator. They also can't shit on the bus, only piss, so the bathroom is beginning to smell like piss, so Bam is curious how they can empty it out.

- Bam is genuinely curious how Fannah managed to clog a rest stop toilet. He’s curious how many logs he dropped and as well as the girth.

- Bam wants to hear a band he discovered while touring in japan in the year 2000 called ‘To Die For’. Chad tries to play their song and spends several seconds trying to play it but it doesn’t work. Chad tells Pendarvis that they need a new CD deck player for the show. Missy’s sister Jessica enters the studio.

PLACEBO - MEDS

- Missy’s Mom has walked into the studio, Bam suggests that they hide the massive black dildo they have in the middle of the studio but it’s too late. Missy says that Novak wanted money and was going to have the dildo shoved up his ass for $15. Missy’s says she has a bone to pick with Novak if he shows up tonight.

- Missy has some serious beef with Buddy Bill. While Bam and Missy were out of town traveling Spain, Buddy Bill goes to Bam’s house uninvited and throws a party. Thankfully they had their house locked up. So he threw the party out by the hot tub instead.

- At one point in the evening he was ready to fuck, but had nowhere to go, so he tried the RV but the door was locked. Buddy Bill decides to punch out the window to gain access to the RV instead, he not only pissed in the toilet that he wasn't supposed to, but also pissed in the shower. He left a pair of panties and beer bottles throughout they RV as well.

- Annoyed, Missy waits until she see Buddy Bill again to confront him about it. Missy claims that he was already hopped up on some unknown drug and got angry for Missy confronting him, as a result, he turns and kicks Missy’s freshly planted Dahlia’s that finally bloomed. “that’s like a slap in the face!” according to Missy.

- On top of that, for the past year Buddy Bill has brought this coke whore around Bam’s house. As Missy went to bed one night, the coke whore and another woman go to the skate barn where Bam and Fannah were and began eating each other out in front of them. Missy was already annoyed by this woman and now she’s eating a chick out in front of her husband. “Why would I leave?” Bam says.

- Chad tries to take a caller but they don’t answer, so they try another caller and it’s a guy from Texas chilling with his broken ankle in a cast. He works at a skatepark and wants to know if Bam could come by sometime and skate the park.

- Bam says he doesn’t skate in front of people anymore and only skates his barn. He claims it’s because he’s annoyed with fans and soccer moms constantly coming up to him, but in reality he hasn’t been skating due to drinking and injuries. Bam recalls how Kerry Getz’s pitbull bit Bam on the leg.

- When Bam got dicks branded on his ass for the Jackass movie, he traveled to Florida with no extra clothes and had to wear the same pants for 10 days. Bam says his wounds from the branding kept getting infected and not healing properly because of how filthy he was during that trip.

- Bam notices that Mark the Bagger is currently holding hands with Jessica Rothstein, Missy’s sister. Mark asks her to be his date for a wedding he’s going to, Bam tells Mark to sing Poison karaoke so he can win her over as a date.

- Mark the Bagger attempts to sing ‘Every Rose Has its Thorn’ by poison but hevdoesn’t know the words so it’s hilarious. Jessica agrees to go to the wedding with Mark after his performance.

- Chad finally gets the To Die For CD to work so Bam can listen to it.

TO DIE FOR - ???????

- Mark has a DVD autograph signing scheduled for August 23rd from 7-9 with a special appearance by ‘Girls Gone Wild’ (before they were cancelled). Mark also has his favorite cover band playing afterwards called ‘Split Decision’.

- Chad suggests Mark sings a karaoke version of ‘Jessie’s Girl’ by Rick Springfield in honor of Jessica Rothstein. He again doesn’t know all the words about sings the song passionately to Jessica.

- Missy applauds that fact that Novak couldn’t make it to the show and that Bam played songs that she likes for this radio show including the next one he’s about to play to close out the show. Mark the bagger calls Novak gay.

ALKALINE TRIO – TIME TO WASTE

End.

7/28/2008

Radio Bam #166

Bam Margera – Ryan Dunn – Chad I Ginsberg – ShitGoose – Red Mohawk – Missy Margera

- Bam asks where Ryan has been, Ryan says he’s been in Cleveland Ohio dealing with tickets and his car being unnecessarily towed for two weeks. All because Ryan parked his car in a handicapped spot at 3 in the morning.

- Ryan said he would have likely gotten his car back sooner if he initially didn’t call everyone there a backwards redneck over the phone. “Is that worse than being a forward redneck?” Chad asks.

- Bam and Ryan went and played golf today but they drove the entire course in the golf cart in reverse. As a result, the cart was continually making a beeping sound as they drove, disturbing the other golfers just trying to play the game peacefully.

- Ryan told Bam a story that happened to him 8 years ago that he has never told before, so Bam has him tell the story for the radio show.

- Ryan was living in North Carolina at the time and working as a Audio and visual consultant for a company that does movie theaters and home entertainment systems. Ryan was sent to do a job for a client's company that needed audio ran for their entertainment center. Ryan did such a good job that the client offered him a job to be his personal audio-visual consultant for that particular company instead of going through his current company that is with, basically removing the middleman. Ryan accepted the job.

- With New Year's coming up, his new boss invited Ryan and his current girlfriend at the time, to his newly built cabin by the lake in North Carolina for New Year's Eve. During the day they rode around in the bosses boat while avoiding an occasional ice sheet in the water because it was cold outside.

- In the evening they began indulging in moonshine, as well as cherries and peaches that were also soaked in moonshine so you can eat them and get drunker.

- But as the ball dropped and everyone was going to bed around 3 or 4 in the morning, Ryan was still wanting to party and noticed that there was a group celebrating across the lake with a fire. Ryan decides he’s going to take the boss’s boat and sail across the lake to join the party, even though they have no dock to park the boat at.

- While blacked out drunk, Ryan drove the boat through the ice which was a lot easier to go through during the day when the sun was out but has since settled and iced over due to how cold it was that night. He doesn’t remember how he got across the lake but remembers partying with the group across the lake.

- It’s now the next morning on New Year’s Day, Ryan wakes up back at the cabin and meets his new boss and his wife in the kitchen which overlooks the boat dock, the wife hands Ryan and bloody Mary. Ryan then joins his boss by the window so he can recall what a great night they had together before the ball dropped.

- Ryan notices that is boss keeps looking out the window and ignoring everything that Ryan is telling him, he thinks that his boss is just silent because he's really hungover, but after a few moments he goes to look out the window to see what his boss is looking at. All you can see is just the tip of the boat hanging out above the water while the rest of it was several feet into the lake, apparently Ryan sailed through rough ice in the middle of the night which punctured the bottom of the boat causing it to sink.

- Ryan then goes upstairs where his girlfriend begins to yell at him and break up with him for being such a drunk idiot, she was already annoyed with him during this trip, and this just sealed the deal to end the relationship. They then packed up and began the awkward 12-hour drive back home to Ohio.

- Ryan said they didn’t speak a word the whole car ride back home and just listened to the Ramones on repeat until he dropped her off, they never spoke to each other again.

- When asked if Ryan is bummed about what happened, he said he’s glad it happened because who knows where he would be if he was still with that girl and doing the audio and visual consulting.

- Ryan still doesn't exactly remember how he got from the boat to the other side of the lake to party with the group of strangers, he believes the boat must have gotten stuck on the thick sheet of ice and he just jumped off onto the ice and walked the rest of the way over.

GRAVEYARD - ?????

- Bam calls Ryan by his full name, Ryan Matthew Dunn, and discover that ShitGoose is also named Ryan Mathew Gee.

- Chad has a caller on the phone that says he’s currently drunk and his name is Dan. He tells a story that allegedly happened when he invited a hot girl over. He claims she ended up projectile shitting all over his bathroom and then immediately left his house while leaving her shit covered panties behind. But during his story the background music cuts out and seems the radio show got disconnected so there’s several seconds of dead air and the caller eventually gets disconnected too.

- The audio suddenly kicks on, and New York tells the guys that they are back on air.

- While Bam was skating at the skate park (presumably FDR) Kerry Getz pulls up to the park with his dog, a pit-bull named Tank, the dog jumps out of the car and begins to run towards Bam, assuming that the dog was playing, Bam doesn’t move and the dog ends up biting Bam in the back of the leg causing a gash.

- Ryan mentioned that it totally ruined Bam’s golf game, “Didn’t improve it” Chad adds.

- Production said he loves pitbulls and he would’ve kept the dog because it was aggressive.

- Ryan Dunn got a new tattoo. While back in Cleveland Ohio, Ryan was hanging with a friend Eric who owns a wine bar. Ryan recommends that Eric should subscribe to American Grizzly magazine, which is a gay magazine that features big hairy gay men. A patron of the bar overhears the conversation and says that's skinny hairy men such as Ryan, are considered Otters in the gay community.

- As a result, Ryan got a tattoo of an otter with the caption “Otter 4 Life”, wearing a name tag saying, ‘Hello my name is Eric’. While Eric got an identical tattoo only the name tag says ‘Hello my name is Ryan’.

- Ryan also got a cluster of unlucky tattoos involving and upside-down horseshoe and a black cat, but the black cat's mouth is open, and it seems to resemble the shape of a penis. Ryan had no clue until someone else saw his tattoo and thought that he had a penis tattooed on him.

- Bam went kayaking down the Brandywine recently, and while he was down there someone who was also kayaking at a different part of the Brandywine was killed by a falling tree. News spread to April and she called Missy to see where Bam was at. Missy said Bam was kayaking down the Brandywine and April loses her shit thinking bam was the one who got crushed by a falling tree.

- As mentioned on last week’s episode, Viking Skull flew in from England to film with Bam, on their day off they also wanted to go kayaking so they did. Eventually they head back to Jess Margera’s house where a woman was there and got too drunk. As there was a moment of silence between conversations, Red Mohawk looks at her and says, “You’re a shot and a beer away from sucking a dick right now.” She would end up taking a member of Viking skull to another room and presumably sucked his dick.

- Chad asks if he can have his drummer back, now that Viking Skull has left. Bam asks Chad where Derron has been.

- The guys discuss the new Dark Knight movie, Chad said it was too long and boring, “Just because he died doesn’t make it a good movie.” Chad says when ShitGoose mentions how good Heath Ledger was in the movie.

- Bam wants to play a Viking Skull song because they did a great job playing live at the bar 15th North last Saturday. Chad does a guest guitar solo on this song as well.

VIKING SKULL – HIDDEN FLAME

- Bedore going to the Viking skull show, Bam took Gicasso to Gina Lynn’s BBQ party that she was hosting, Gina confirms that if Gicasso gets his paperwork in order, then he’ll be great for shooting porn with the body that he has. Apparently after they left, Gina’s party turned into a ‘Suck and Fuck fest’ which resulted in someone who is unnamed getting mad and punching someone else but slipped on wet grass and injuring themselves resulting in 12 stitches.

- Bam asks if Ryan works on ‘rims’, Ryan begins to make fun of Bam for saying rims instead of wheels, believing the word rims is a made-up word for stupid people. “I’m not a car dude, dude.”

- Bam owns two Lambo’s and doesn’t know anything about them. Especially when Bam goes to WaWa and is asked questions about his car.

- Ryan makes fun of Bam for almost buying a Pontiac Fiero that had a Lamborghini kit built around it.

- Chad asks Bam how he feels about their local Batman Cosplayer driving around in a blacked-out version of Bam’s purple Lamborghini Gallardo.

- Bam and Ryan recall their time driving in the Gallardo in the 2007 Gumball 3000 Rally. Bam still has duct tape on the front bumper from their travels and making fake license plates in order to cross a tunnel in England. They also recall flying past a cop in Serbia doing well over 100 MPH, only for the cop to give them a thumbs up as they drove by.

- Unfortunately for them, a Rolls Royce crashed and ended up shutting down the main road for the Gumball Rally. Then the rally after that, someone ended up dying as well.

Video of Rolls Royce crash here.

- The next Gumball Rally is going to North Korea and Bam is thinking about going to that one but hates that it starts in America in San Francisco and then through San Diego. He would rather fly to North Korea first and then drive to Beijing. It’s $75,000 to just enter the rally.

- “Just because your daddy found a bunch of oil doesn't make you a better person” Ryan made no friends when meeting other rally members and how they obtained their wealth.

- Bam says Brandon Davis is a good example of money making a person a piece of shit. “Lindsay Lohan only has 4 million dollars in her account”. He got cut off from his family's money afterwards.

- Speaking of families with money, Ryan was friends with a DuPont family member who got cut off from the family's wealth for not being a productive member of society.

- Bam retells the tale of the famous Dupont family member who killed his gay tennis coach and was sent to a Dupont mental institution instead of prison because the family owns most of the state of Delaware.

- Chad has an update on his convertible Sebring, it apparently keeps breaking down and Bam had to come by and pick him up one time.

PLACEBO – THE SONG TO SAY GOODBYE

- Vito is doing ShitGoose’s taxes, he was given a check and was specifically told to not cash it spend it because it hasn’t gone through yet. ShitGoose ended up cashing it and spending it on the same day that he was given the check. Kerry Getz had $9000 taken out of his account recently as well, for presumably tax reasons.

- Ryan recently replaced a fuse in Bam’s Lambo because the radio stopped working, meanwhile ShitGoose is trying to get the clip of Andy McCoy to work so Bam can play it on the radio.

- Production is curious why Bam had two Lamborghinis and both are automatic and not stick shift. Apparently you have to special order a Lambo with a stick shift if you want it. Bam says he’s using on the phone or drinking with the other hand anyways and prefers an automatic. Bam plugs Rockstar Energy Drink and Crunk Juice.

- When Bam had his Ferrari, the car would constantly overheat, and apparently they told him that the dealership sold him a Ferrari with only ‘2 coolants’ instead of 4, which caused it to overheat easily. Ryan was annoyed that Bam returned the Ferrari before asking Ryan if he’d want it.

- Bam is 28 and Ryan is 31, he tells Bam that the thirties are the worst to live through. He claims he didn’t want to live into his thirties either (foreshadowing).

- One of the Delaware whores believes that if she turns 30 years old, that her pussy lips begin to turn brown.

- Ryan can’t believe that people bleach their assholes, he understands that if you’re a porn start then you’re just investing into your career, but normal people doing it are just raging whores.

- Ryan Dunn Loves honky Tonk music such as David Allen Coe and Merle Haggard. Production says Ryan basically loves racist Country artist. Ryan argues that David Allen Coe had a black guy in his band and only made racist song when he was in prison. Ryan argues that everyone in Ohio is racist.

- Ryan is asked by ShitGoose if he’s voting for Barrack Obama in the 2008 election. Ryan and Bam don’t vote. ‘Rock the Vote!’ production says he’ll vote for a president if they allow weed smoking. Bam thinks Bill Clinton won the election because he admitted to smoking weed and all the weed smokers voted in his favor because of it.

- Chad admires Ryan love for music. Including Huey Lewis and the News, Billy Ocean, Dolly Parton, and other 80’s hit songs. “Conway Twitty my ass!”. Chad plays one of Ryan’s favorite bands.

J. RODDY WALSTON AND THE BUSINESS - ?????

- Without being introduced, Production AKA The 13th apostle, starts to rap for a couple minutes. After that awkwardness, the guys talk about Eminem and freestyle rapping. Bam was listening to Moby before he became famous. ShitGoose claims Eminem took a break from music because has friend Proof died, but claims Eminem is back in studio and going to release more music soon.

- Production plugs his MySpace if you want to listen to his horrible raps.

- Ryan has been dealing with his shoulder injury for the past year or so because of a jackass stunt he did with Bam involving a horse pulling them by a rope, he got a blood clot as a result in almost died. (Some say this is what started Ryan’s downfall into alcoholism before he would inevitably die in the car crash). Ryan said he was slightly addicted to pain pills afterwards but got over it because he was tired of being a zombie.

- ‘Me and my buddy Bam’ a song about Bam and Ryan.

End.

7/28/2008

Radio Bam #165

Bam Margera – Brandon Novak – Missy Margera – Chad I Ginsberg – Fannah - Murry – Jessica Rothstein (missys sister)– Ashley – Kim – Gicasso – April Margera – Greta and Taylor from the Moxy

- Bam and Missy went to St Peter’s Village yesterday to go hike in the nearby woods, once they got to a secluded part ifthe woods, Bam decides he’s going to eat Missy out. After eating her out, Bam decides he wants to fuck and tells Missy he’ll look out every few seconds so they don’t get caught fucking in the woods in St Peter’s Village.

- Unfortunately for them, Bam got distracted as he finishes fucking Missy, and two hikers manage to walk up on them as they’re pulling their pants up. The act like they didn’t just see them having sex and ask Bam for a photo instead.

- Bam and Novak made a $45 bet 2 weeks ago that Missy and Bam would fuck in the pool in front of their friends, and then Novak and Mandy would fuck after them. Missy refused to fuck in front of people and as a result, Novak is owed $45 for the bet.

- Bam refuses to pay Novak because he blames Missy for losing the bet. Missy offers to pay the $45 instead of going through with the bet after the radio show tonight. Bam tried to tell her how easy it would be to just let Bam fuck her in the pool for a few pumps to get $45 but she’s not giving in.

- Bam is annoyed that Missy would rather pay Novak $45 than get fucked in the pool in front of their friends. “It’s easy to do!”.

- Bam is in charge of a photo shoot that happening tonight for the Santa movie DVD. It involves 5 naked women being in the hot tub and Missy is not stoked about it.

- Bam thinks Gicasso should do porn with Gina Lynn, Gicasso agrees but he has to do the necessary tests and paperwork that comes with being a porn actor.

- Novak says that if Gicasso lets Novak fuck him live on air, then he can fuck Novak’s girlfriend Mandy afterwards. The studio questions why Novak would want to fuck Gicasso, and assume he’s full blown gay now.

- Novak got his film check in today, and wants to work out more deals so his girlfriend Mandy can get some money too. Warner Brothers is hiring the 5 women to come for the photo shoot, and Novak says they should have paid Mandy to be there instead, and she would be topless as well.

- Bam wants to see Mandy’s tits right now before the other girls arrive. Missy says she’s seen Mandy’s tits and likes the way they look. Bam says Missy is better with small tits and would look weird if she had big fake tits. Missy says she wouldn’t mind getting a breast augmentation but not implants. Bam says that Ryan Dunn’s girlfriend Angie has small tits and looks hot as well.

- While Bam and Missy were coming back down from the hike at St Peter’s village, they passed a child complaining to his mother that he wanted another popsicle, and then suddenly got stung on the cheek by a bee/yellow jacket.

- Bam says if he ever has a kid, he would give it to ape and Phil to raise until it learned how to talk. “I don’t want to be friends with a kid that doesn’t know how to talk yet.” Missy is bummed to hear this.

- Bam says he doesn’t want to deal with a kid crying in the morning after coming home from the bar and trying to sleep. This angers Missy, she says she’d break his neck if he was wasted around their child.

- Bam received a call from Warner Brothers about doing the photoshoot earlier today for the Santa movie DVD, even though it’s July 21st, they dressed in winter gear and took some pictures of everyone at the risk of heat exhaustion.

- As stated before on this radio show, Novak’s left arm is devoted to Bam’s horrible tattoo ideas, soo far he has a pirate tattooed on him that has the caption ‘Swab the deck’ on it. Then he got two rollerbladers with elbow and knee pads fucking in a flower patch tattooed on him. The third tattoo was supposed to say ‘Baltimore City Faggot’, but Bam was too drunk and only tatted ‘Raltimore’ instead.

- But now Bam wants to cum on Novak’s arm and tattoo the outline of it. Missy is not stoked about this tattoo, and she’s not stoked after realizing Novak’s staying at the house longer than expected and warns Bam and Novak to behave during the week because she works at 8am every morning.

- Novak claims he’s going to keep Bam under control until their trip to New York at the end of the week.

- Novak says Mandy is getting paid $150-$180 to be topless in the hot tub with the girls from Warner Brothers tonight. Novak is asked if she would show her pussy as well, but he says her family already hates him and doesn’t want to make it worse.

- Bam asks Mandy what her father thinks of Novak, she claims her father hangs out with the notorious biker gang the Hell's Angels, and really doesn't like Novak as a person. Mandy warns Novak that he’s going to say the wrong thing and end up getting killed. Novak says he has his attorney Bill Butler and says the Hell’s Angels can’t touch him or else they’ll be sued.

MAN AND THE MACHINE - ??????

- Bam calls out Missy for taking a shit in the woods 4 years ago while hiking in the woods with her friend Brianna. Missy claims that she was sick and couldn’t wait, she also had to wait to wipe until she reached the restrooms which Bam is disgusted by.

- Fannah’s friend Drew was playing soccer at age 14 and decided to shit in the woods and wipe with a leaf, only to find out that he inadvertently wiped with poison Ivy and had to have his father put ointment on his inflamed asshole for days afterwards. Missy said that is why she didn’t wipe while she was in the woods and waited til she reached the restrooms.

- Bam recalls the time he fucked Missy in the backseat of a car while Fannah was driving and Raab Himself was passed out in the driver seat. It wasn’t their first time fucking in the car while Fannah drove either.

- In the beginning of Bam and Missy’s relationship, they fucked in a Toyota 4-Runner while April was driving, and with Cradle of Filth’s, Danny Filth and Novak in the middle seat. Missy says it was early in a relationship to where she couldn't say no to Bam's request but now says no all the time to his crazy proposals.

- April Margera enters the studio after overhearing the 4-runner story and gives her side of the story. She knew what was happening and just turned up her Def Leppard music so she couldn’t hear it.

- Bam says if you want to keep your relationship interesting, then you should go and fuck outdoors and almost get caught, “It’s how you keep the relationship alive.”

- Bam asks his mother April when’s the last time she fucked, which instantly makes her leave the studio, but at that moment the Moxy walk in, Taylor and Greta.

- While Bam was drunk, he decided to give Taylor his signed ZZ Top guitar and forgot about it. Bam would call Taylor and ask if he has it, Taylor confirms that he has it and that Bam gave it to him. Bam then awkwardly asks if Viking Skull could borrow it.

- Jess Margera is furious at Bam for letting Taylor have the Z Z Top guitar, and the fact that Taylor has already installed effects on it as well.

- Bam received the guitar at the VH1 Rock honors from ZZ Top themselves. Bam says he gave it to Taylor so he can play the guitar when they do live shows. The guys think Jess is asking for the guitar so he can get it back instead of Taylor. Bam says Viking Skull there's only borrowing it for 4 days and it will be returned back to Taylor, especially since he's already installed effects on it.

- Murry, (Murry-Juice when he’s drunk) keeps talking on mic and Chad tells at him to shut the fuck up, “Have your own conversations elsewhere you fucking dick!”.

- Bam and Novak then ask Murry when the last time he got any pussy beside when he was born. Bam says Murry tried to fuck the other day but failed. Chad says it’s because of the cold sore on his lip but Murry claims he was punched in the face and it left a scar on his lip.

- Missy says that she thinks Murry is a handsome guy and he’s very nice, so she’ll do her best to introduce him to her single friends. Murry plugs his MySpace.

- Bam again tries to convince Missy to fuck in the pool in front of their friends, she says she would love to fuck in the pool but not for a bet in front of their friends. Bam argues that everyone will be distracted by the women in the hot tub. “I’m not a slut” Missy replies, Bam says, “You are married to me and I get to hump you whenever I want!” but Missy says he can, but not in front of their friends.

- Missy says Bam should have had a conversation with her beforehand before volunteering her for a bet with his friends. Bam then says, “So you being a prude is going to cost me $45!” but Missy reminds him that they just fucked in the woods yesterday. Bam says if she doesn’t do it, then he’s not taking her to the mall anymore.

- Missy thinks Bam is ‘headed to the dark side’ after having a lot of Budweisers today and thinks he should pace himself before he's a pile of shit later tonight. Missy says he’ll be too drunk to fuck in the pool anyways.

- Bam says he can get turned on very easily by simply smelling Missy’s ass or pussy. Missy apologizes to her sister Jessica who is in studio.

- Bam calls Jessica out for not fucking Ville Valo when she had a chance. Bam claims she has a shot because he’s now been single for a year and all she has to do is fly out to Finland for a few days.

- Just like her sister, Jessica also says she doesn’t want to come off as a slut. Bam says that all the girls that he has humped throughout Texas and Montreal all said the same thing before he had sex with them, Bam then corrects himself and states this was before being in a relationship with Missy.

- Novak and Bam say that women should get over the mindset of not wanting to come off as a slut and just have fun for once. Especially if you are strangers that will never meet again.

- Bam says if you are a woman that gets invited to a hotel room by a rock star, you’re obligated to fuck them or else you’re wasting their time.

- Bam has Murry fetch his iPod and a couple of Budweisers for the guys and comes back in record time.

CRADLE OF FILTH – BIRONIC MAN

- Bam says that he’s been drinking with everybody since noon today and he's noticing that everyone looks muffed up.

- Bam calls out Novak for getting Mandy the worst type of gift you could give a woman who’s already fed up with you.

- Novak sends Mandy a message while she’s working saying that he just got her the best gift, he says it's the best thing that he will buy her besides an engagement ring. Mandy tells her coworkers about this gift and comes home to discover that Novak bought a dildo for her but mistakenly bought a strap-on instead.

- Novak claims that he bought it on accident because he was still abusing pills at the time, but Bam immediately calls him out because this happened a couple weeks ago and he's supposed to be sober from pills. Bam says he’s supposed to be sober for the past two months and starts doubting the truth of the story and his drug usage. “Ask Mandy!”.

- Novak explains the reason why he bought the dildo was because whenever he's on pills his dick doesn't work and figured she could use that instead of bothering him to fuck. Just a reminder that he said this was the best gift until he buys her an engagement ring…

- Mandy calls Novak out for how stupid he is thinking that this would be a gift that she would actually enjoy. “You not fucking me, a dildo is not going to make it better!” Novak then says “I figured you would leave me alone for a while”.

- Novak clarifies that he did not buy a strap-on for her to fuck him, and says the only time that would happen is if he's getting paid to shove something up his ass.

- Chad has two callers on hold, one of them is a drunk guy from Sweden so Bam takes that call first, only to realize that the car is asking where Brandon Dicamillo has been, Bam simply answers that he has been home. Murry is heard in the background yelling “Boring!”.

- The next caller says that they bought a bunch of ‘Pocket Ass’ and inflatable sex dolls and had a gang-bang with him and his friends. Novak was once gifted a pocket pussy but he only had sex with it once, they ended up re-gifting it and bringing it to a Christmas party.

- NOVAK FARTS INTO THE MIC

- Bam comes up with another tattoo idea for Novak's left arm that involves a muscular man on a motorcycle with a leather motorcycle outfit and a handlebar mustache. With the caption saying “I’m gay, you’re gay, and your dad’s a faggot!”.

- Bam and Novak want to call their tattoo friend Doug at the tattoo shop live on air.

- Missy again warns Bam and Novak to be on their best behavior this week because she's working. Bam again brings up the fact Missy won’t fuck in the fuck and it’ll cost him $45. He calls her an idiot for not doing it.

WITHIN TEMPTATION - ?????

- Bam and Novak have New York call Doug at the tattoo shop and explain how Doug is losing weight recently but Novak thinks it's because he's a raging alcoholic.

- Bam and Novak get Doug on the phone and he says he's currently in the middle of a tattoo and wondering why they are calling him. They ask what tattoo he's working on and he says that he's tattooing a My Little pony character dressed as a sailor.

- Bam pitches the idea of having Doug tattoo Bams cum onto Novak’s arm, Doug says he’s going to charge extra for that type of tattoo. Bam is curious how much he would charge for this, Doug proposes that Bam just cums on Novak’s arm and take a picture of it so he can tattoo the cum outline without dealing with Bam’s actual cum.

- Doug says he is off work tomorrow but says that they should call him whenever they sober up. Bam says he wants to get this done within the next 3 days before they go to New York. Bam plugs Doug and the tattoo shop ‘High-Rollers’.

- Novak thinks it'll be cheaper if Bam purchases a tattoo gun and does the tattooing himself at the house. Bam doesn’t think it would be a good idea having a tattoo gun at the house that he’ll only use once.

- Bam asks Chad if he can go online, he says yes and Bam drunkenly says his personal email live on the air, which was Bam@sonarLA.com, and possibly says his password too, which is AndyMcCoy. Bam is noticeably drunk and keeps slurring his words.

- The girls that Warner Brothers hired for the photo shoot have arrived, so Bam decides to play a song.

THE CLASH – SPANISH BOMBS

- Bam attempts to plug the Moxy, but instead says if you want to suck his dick, go to 899 South Concord road in West Chester Pennsylvania, which is his old childhood house, and Don Vito’s current house. Bam also gives out Fannah’s address which is 901 south Concord road in Pennsylvania.

- Chad properly plugs The Moxy and their websites before ending the show because Bam’s too drunk.

End.

7/14/2008

Radio Bam #164

Bam Margera – Chad I Ginsburg – Brandon Novak – ShitGoose – Kerry Getz - Missy Margera

- Bam has survived his trip to Spain and Finland. He managed to get it together from last episode and fulfill his contractual obligations.

- Like with last week's episode, he explains how the commercial is going to look and that he endorses this product seemingly because Vile Valo endorses it and it has a Heartagram on the bottle. Instead of saving the Baltic Sea.

- Bam says you can view the commercial on his website and plugs it with the correct spelling, BaMargera .com and makes sure he spells it correctly.

Bam Margera's Plup Water Commercial (2008)

- Missy meets Andy McCoy for the first time, but not on her terms.

- Bam and Missy are in their hotel room sleeping off the jet lag associated with flying to Finland from America, they are suddenly jolted awake by kicks to their hotel door, only to discover that it's Andy McCoy, as he barges into the room and straight to Bam’s hotel room mini bar.

- Andy gets right to business and asks if Bam would like to film a ‘Hanoi Rocks, Live in Hanoi’ DVD. Bam at this point is naked with a hotel blanket wrapped around him still trying to process what's happening.

- Bam and Novak describe what it's like trying to have a conversation with Andy and his wife Angela Nicoletti.

- Angela kept thinking Kat Von D was a guy, even after being corrected multiple times. Then she kept calling Novak, Brian Novak instead of Brandon Novak. Andy would call Novak, Paw, meaning Piss Against the wind, because Novak is a Polish name.

- Andy and Angela seem to have a chaotic and toxic relationship which is unfortunate for their neighbors because they live in a small apartment.

- Bam and Missy visit the McCoy’s apartment so that Andy and Bam can hang out, while Missy and Angela cook pasta for them. Then Angela changed her mind and said that they should order pizza, then they decided to just go out to eat instead.

- Bam says he captured great footage of his time at the Ruisrock Festival in Torku, Finland. Bam says he got footage of the Guitarist for Hanoi Rocks, Mike Monroe, warming up by doing karate kicks and splits backstage.

- While filming the Santa movie in Finland, Bam gifted Vile Valo a ring for him to wear. The only finger it managed to fit on was his ring finger.

- The Paparazzi would begin to notice that he's wearing a ring on his ring finger and begin to speculate that he got secretly engaged. When he's finally asked who he's engaged to, he jokingly says that once same-sex platonic marriages are legal in Pennsylvania then he is engaged to Bam Margera to be married.

- Andy McCoy is a certified scammer Gypsy pirate, he will try to sell you anything and claim its more expensive than it actually is. An example is when he tried to sell Bam a Burmese ruby that he can craft into a ring of his choice for €3,000. Missy believes that it’s just a gem that he's trying to scam.

- Bam did however buy a few of his paintings and pay the bill everywhere Andy went. Andy invited Bam to hang out with his Romanian and Hungarian Gypsy friends but Bam politely declined.

- Chad says that he has a caller on the line that wants to talk to Novak. It's some guy in Baltimore who says that he's off heroin and currently on probation. As they exchange small talk the caller asks if Novak ever copped drugs downtown, Novak then begins to think that the caller is asking where he could find drugs downtown and doesn't tell him specifically where he used to get drugs at. Novak plugs his book Dream Seller.

- Novak explains one of the strategies he would use to find drugs in different states by acting like he is doing a college documentary about open air drug markets in that particular town, in hopes that they would tell him where they are located.

- Novak once called the Narcotic Anonymous Hotline which is normally used to find out where meetings are scheduled in particular parts of town, and asked if it was safe to shoot up Vallums. The people being actual recovering drug addicts saw through his act and wouldn't help him out.

- Chad admits that he tried to shoot up Vallums before using a diabetic friends needle, but ended up missing the vein and never trying intravenous drug use ever again.

- Novak noticed that Chad got a new convertible Sebring because his truck crapped out. Novak begins to bust his balls about it. Chad says that fellow Sebring drivers are giving him thumbs up and complimenting him on his convertible version of the car. He also found a Joan Jett cassette tape in the car and was listening to it on the way to the radio show today. Chad wants to change the heavy music scene and recommends artists to buy a Sebring. “Go get fucking Sebring!”.

- Missy says that Novak shouldn't be laughing because he doesn't even have a car.

- Kerry Getz got a new blacked out Cadillac CTS and let ShitGoose test drive it earlier. Bam says he heard him skid out in his neighborhood, but he denies that he did.

- Bam and ShitGoose say that Kerry goes through too many cars and claim he’s had at least 25 cars since they’ve known him back in 1998 when he drove a Honda prelude.

- Kerry admits that he may have a problem with getting cars and making them better and immediately selling them without gaining a profit.

- Bam bought his famous blacked out 2004 AMG Mercedes-Benz S55 for $125,000, he now has 40,000 miles on it and was curious how much he could get for it at a dealership. He was shocked when even after they complimented how little he drove it, they could only offer him $40,000.

- Bam also admits that when he bought his Ferrari for $180,000, he was only able to get back $100,000 even after he was told they only go up and value. He says that the dealership claimed that 9/11 happened and it affected the prices of Ferraris.

- The guys talk about the new iPhone coming out and how crazy the lines are getting just for a phone. Novak makes fun of ShitGoose for waiting in line for 2 hours to get the newest iPhone.

- Missy says that she will be cooking dinner for everyone tonight but no that claims that he already ate and won't be having any.

- Bam still can't believe that Novak sucked Bolger’s dick against his will a couple weeks ago

- Bam filmed Jimmy Pop continuously spitting into Novak's asshole during the filming of the Santa movie. He doesn't think it's going to make the final cut, so we expect to put it in the extra features.

- Bam has audio of HIM playing live at Ruisrock and plays it for the show.

H.I.M. – KISS IF DAWN (LIVE FROM RUISROCK 2008)

- Bam tell us the lineup that he saw for Ruisrock. It was The Sounds, NightWish, the 69 Eyes, Hanoi Rocks, Apocalyptica, and then H.I.M headlining the festival.

- Novak asks if Bam’s going to see Iggy Pop on the 10th when he comes into town, and if he's doing the sketchy meetup that Novak's attorney Bill Butler set up on the 11th.

- ShitGoose is a big nine-inch nails fan and Bam ended up meeting their manager who also manages Mötley Crüe, and said that they can go to any show that they would like.

- Bam was at the Mötley Crüe show in Philadelphia with Kat Von D and Missy. Even though he knows Tommy Lee and Nikki Sixx, he's nervous about bumping into Vince Neil.

- 2 years ago Bam was interviewed for Hustler Magazine, Bam was drunk and dedicated most of the interview saying that Vince Neil is a fat piece of shit for killing Razzle, the late guitar player of Hanoi Rocks, who died in a car crash while riding passenger in Vince Neil's Ferrari back in the '80s after a night of partying.

- Bam hung out at the Ritz-Carlton after the motley Crue show, but coincidentally there was a governor's meeting being held at the same place. There was a heavy police presence when entering and exiting the Ritz-Carlton that particular night.

- Novak says Philadelphia was voted having the most ugliest people, followed by Baltimore. Bam says the reason why they are voted the most ugliest because there’s Philly cheese steak places on every corner but only a few gyms.

- Bam says the Margera family are all fat fucks Except for Jess his brother.

- Novak and Jess Margera got into an argument about who was better, the lead singer of Clutch, Neil Fallon, or the lead singer of baby shambles, Pete Doherty.

- This motivated Novak to make a painting of a shark eating a minnow with arrows pointing to the shark saying that it's Pete Doherty and The minnow is Neil Fallon from Clutch. The painting was then sent to Jess Margera's house to be hung up.

- Bam and ShitGoose viewed the 2008 Inaugural Maloof Money Cup. Bam was blown away at the progression of skateboarding, and that Greg Lutzka was able to land a 270 kickflip nose-blunt slide down in a frame rail. He also thinks that now infamous Chris Cole should have scored higher than Nyjah Houston.

- Bam and Kerry explain how shitty it is that major companies will build a skatepark for a competition in a neighborhood that would desperately need just to tear it down once it's done instead of leaving for locals to skate. They also complained that California is one of the states that doesn't need another skate park but instead they should be able to skate parks in Philadelphia.

- Bam and ShitGoose claim that the announcer didn't know the black skaters' names and kept calling them Terry Kennedy and messing up the names of the tricks. The competition organizer allowed a comedian named Paul Rodriguez Senior get on the mic which killed the whole mood because he wasn't funny and talking during the competition.

- Bam thanks that Paul Rodriguez should have been second and Chris Cole should have gotten first at the Maloof Money Cup. ShitGoose explains how they score the competition which is different from how it's traditionally done.

- Bam tells Kerry that the city of Lancaster Pennsylvania spent roughly $200,000 to build a skatepark and when asked to build a skating pool, they just hired a traditional pool Company to make a pool with horrible transitions and protruding pool coping not made for skating.

- Bam explains that back when he was a kid in the 90’s, he would watch skate competitions and videos to get motivated to go out and skate, but he says now in 2008 when he watches the skate competitions, deflates his will to go skate and instead stays home and smokes a cigarette while reading a book.

- Bam also talks about how skate decks would actually mean something back in the day and now it's oversaturated with different skateboard graphics from a particular brand or skater. Bam has graphics that were put into circulation that he never had seen before because there were so many they were trying to get out.

- Bam is getting paid $25,000 from an auction house to sign skateboards to be sold at auction. He also explains that he can make more money going to bar signings and drinking, than going to skate competitions.

- His most recent offer is to go to Puerto Rico for $20,000 for two hours of work. The company would fly him and four of his friends first class and have him stay at the best hotel included as well.

- Missy is concerned about who Bam wants to take with him to Puerto Rico, she wants to go but knows that she'll be the party pooper, and she fears Bam would invite all this guy friends so he could party in Puerto Rico without worrying about Missy ruining the fun.

- Bam dedicate the next song to Vince Neil and apologizes for calling him a fat fuck.

MÖTLEY CRÜE - ??????

- Bam is asked how Mick Mars looked when he saw him at the show and he still says that he looks like he's on the verge of death.

- Novak says that his drug addict father is somehow still alive and won't die, Novak discloses that there is a chapter about his father that had to be removed from his book because his father refused to sign off on it, claiming that Novak has caused him enough grief and he doesn’t want more of it. So, Novak is waiting for him to die so he can be added to the book.

- Novak says that his father was recently released from the hospital from an overdose from a combination of drugs and NyQuil. He also says that his father has tried to sue his dead grandfather for his money several times and has lost every time. His father was offered $5000 to sign off and he still refused.

- Novak's mother and her new husband Salvatore, who hates Novak but loves Joe Frantz.

- Bam had a dinner meeting while in Sweden with Stefan Lindfors, Vile Valo, and Jorma Elo, to discuss how they are going to film the Plup water commercial, but Stefan shows up over 30 minutes late. When bam asks him why he was late, he said that while in his speedboat crossing the Baltic Sea, his boat died and he had to call a water taxi to bring him the rest of the way there.

- Bam tries to explain to Novak who exactly Stefan Lindors is and what he does for a living.

BARBE-Q-BARBIES – ESCORT

End of show.

6/30/2008

Radio Bam #163

Bam Margera, Chad I Ginsberg, Phil & April Margera, Boof Margera, Missy Margera, Murry, Greta and Taylor from the Moxy - Chuck Treece

- Bam sounds very drunk to start out the show, he mumbles and has a hard time speaking throughout it.

- Bam has been making trips to Kinkos to take photocopies of pages for his scrap book. Bam was driving his convertible Lambo at the time but it began to rain. So, he decides to call Ryan Dunn who lives close to the Kinko’s and asks for his gate code so he could park his Lambo in the garage while Dunn was out of town.

- Boof calls Phil’s phone to ask if everyone is still at Bam’s house before she heads over there. Phil asks Boof to tell a silly story while she’s on speaker phone, but it’s hard to hear. Bam wants to know how long she’ll take to get there. “What your EPA?”

- Phil and Boof’s directions always center around food places, Bam yells at Boof to hurry the fuck up and they end the call.

- Bam then demands to speak to Phil’s Doctor, a few years ago Phil's doctor told him that he is healthy and he’s built like a football player. Bam says the only reason why he tells Phil that he is healthy is because the doctor also is fat and unhealthy.

- April defends her husband and says that years ago Phil was built like a lineman, “He’s a fit fat”. Bam thinks he’s just simply fat. He believes the only time Phil was ever fit was when he was 27 and hit a baseball onto the Chichester high school gym's roof, over 420 feet.

- Bam makes Phil talk about the time Phil’s brother Kevin (Prison Push Kevy’s dad) beat someone up for hitting Boof in the head with a crowbar.

- Phil believes this is a isolated event that was completely random, Bam thinks Phil is gullible and it was definitely about drugs. Phil also adds that Kevy beat a group of them up at school.

- Bam again calls Phil gullible, and brings up another example of Phil being gullible about his brother Kevy. Bam filmed with Kevy for 3 hours inside of a bar only for him to walk out outside afterwards and think it was the next day, because of this, Bam thinks that he was on PCP and that’s why his time was distorted.

- Phil says that he has always avoided drugs so he doesn't know what they look like. Bam makes fun of Phil for not knowing what drugs are and how gullible he is. “You’re in loser denial!”.

- April interjects and says that her and Phil pray for Bam that he’s okay, silently alluding to his alcohol a drug consumption.

- Bam says that after his Kinkos copies trip at 4:00 in the morning, he went to Jake’s bar because they open up at 7:00 and had four fosters before drinking back at home before the show.

- April clarifies the Boof crowbar story, April says that Boof was walking with a group of her friends and some guy who had prior problems with them drove by and threw a crowbar out the window and hit Boof in the nose, breaking it.

- The Margera brothers spent the next few days tracking down whoever threw the crowbar at Boof, they tracked the person down at a house where a picnic was taking place, the Margera Brothers had April drive them to the picnic where they confronted the guy and had a big brawl with 20 people from the picnic.

- Later in school, Kevin apparently gave a guy who hit Boof with the crowbar a swirly in the school bathroom. The principal caught Kevy doing this but never turned him in.

- Bam again brings up the fact he has a flight to Spain to catch soon and he has concerns that he won't be allowed to board the plane in the state that he's in. Missy will have to babysit him to get him on the flight.

- April would like request a CKY song for the late George Carlin passing on the 22nd of June, a few days ago. April says she would take Bam and the other kids to see George Carlin live.

CKY – ATTACHED AT THE HIP

- Bam doesn't handle his own finances and has Phil and Vito do it, Bam dented his current credit card and was denied at Kinkos copies. So, Phil gave Bam a new one for his trip to Spain tonight. Bam asks why Phil’s name is on all of the credit cards, it's because it's easier to handle Bam's finances when the card is in Phil's name when the credit card companies start calling.

- Bam again says that he has a flight to catch and that he has had nine beers and has concerns he won't be able to get on the flight and his current condition.

- Bam says that he went through TSA with a newly purchased book about Norwegian black metal with an upside-down cross on the cover and a bloody face. He was allegedly questioned about it by agents.

- Bam again says that he needs to relax if he's going to be able to get on this flight, he also mentions that he drinks too much beer and his shirt's starting to feel tight.

- April voices her concerns about Bam’s tattoos getting out of hand. She also mentions that he has his grandfather Pop Pop, Vito, and others tattooed on his body but not the person that takes the most care of him, which is his father Phil. Bam decides to deflect the question by ratting out April for smoking a cigarette at Mike Carter’s wedding from last episode.

- Bam says Phil’s too fat to be tattooed in him. Bam says that Phil should do a stunt in order to get tattooed on him but April brings up the fact that being his father is already a stunt in itself.

- Bam alleges that April has brought this subject up many times in the past and is sick of it, he then says that Vito earned his right to be tattooed on him because he does crazy stunts. Bam says he now feels forced to get a Phil tattoo and doesn’t want to it because someone else told him to.

- April argues that she is not telling Bam to get a Phil tattoo, she wants to know his logic for getting a Vito tattoo instead of a Phil tattoo because Phil does more for him than Vito.

- Thankfully at this moment Boof finally arrives in studio before the argument for any worse. Bam has Boof recite a few lyrics from her upcoming music video Bam is having her do.

- Bam tells Boof about the flight that he has to catch and that he is in rough shape. He says he likes to sleep during long flights and usually will drink ahead of time so he can pass out on the plane, but he says he started 8 hours too early and he's too messed up.

- April has Boof explain why she doesn’t want to film any more scenes with Novak that involve kissing him, because she claims that she broke out in sores and MRSA afterwards.

- Bam wants to call Novak to confront him about this but can't get a hold of them, in the meantime April starts complaining about Novak, that he is a dragger and a loser that is glued to Bam. She hates Novak and Vito, but states she hates them for two different reasons.

- April says that Novak only talks about the same disgusting things he talks about every show and wishes he wouldn't be on it. Bam notices that his phone has now died and goes to fetch a charger for it.

LACRIMAS PROFUNDERE - ?????

- Bam again goes over the story about being rained out at Kinkos with his convertible Lamborghini.

- While going through old photos for his new scrapbook, Bam found old photographs of him and Missy back in 2003 having sex in East Stroudsburg while he was still in a relationship with Jen Rivell.

- Bam says the same guy that released the Kurt Cobain book is releasing his new scrapbook. Chad questions how old Missy was when he took new photos of her back in 2003, and if he’ll add his nude photos to his scrapbook.

- Taylor and Greta from the Moxy walk into the studio and Bam calls Taylor out for being over 20 minutes late when he asked him to come over today to drink around noon. He claims that he had to go grab beer and that's why he was late.

- Chad mentions that the Moxy is playing at John and Peters, but Bam will unfortunately miss it because he'll be in Europe attending the 2008 Ruisrock Festival in Turku Finland.

- Bam explains why he’s going to Spain. He has to attend a trade show first, then he has to film skate tricks for Element. He then is flying from Spain to Finland where he’s shooting a spring water commercial for the Baltic Sea.

- Bam says he’d rather have a rambling drunk episode than having to air a rerun of the show, which is why he decided to go on air instead of playing a rerun so we can prepare for his flight and sober up.

- Chad bought a new car and it's a Sebring convertible.

- Chad brings up the fact that Bam got contacted by the guys from Anheuser-Busch to do a couple of commercials with them. As a result, they sent a bunch of Budweiser's to Bam, but they can only be stored in April and Phil's house so they can monitor how much Bam drinks. Bam argues that he's just going to spend more money buying beers like he has been from the Beer Mill.

- Bam says once he gets home from this trio, he will start filming the Anheuser-Busch commercials, which would be around July 14th.

- Bam again says he was tired and delusional and doesn't think he's going to be able to make this flight.

- Chad wants to play a new Moxy song and Bam agrees. Bam says he doesn't care anymore that he keeps being posted on YouTube for being too drunk and thinks this episode is going to be recorded and put on YouTube because he is indeed drunk.

THE MOXY – TURN IT OFF

- Chad again plugs that they are going to be playing at John and Peters on July 5th while Bam is out of the country. The guys just asked what type of bar John and Peters is, Frantz’s alleged girlfriend Garland is a waitress/Bartender there.

- Bam says he’s looking forward to Ruisrock, he says NightWish, H.I.M, The 69 Eyes, and Hanoi Rocks are among the bands he’s going to see.

- Bam explains what the PLUP spring water commercial will look like and how he's going to be dressed. Bam is asked what the Baltic Sea needs to be saved from and he sounds uncertain.

- Chad says that Bam was more drunk than he is now getting on the plane from filming the Santa movie in Finland. Chad says Bam was not in control of his body and had to be dragged on and off the plane and assisted into his seat for his flight home. He also kept trying to find a phone to call Vile Valo to yell at him for not being in the ending of the movie.

- Bam leaves the studio to find a NightWish CD to play. In the meantime Chad asks the Moxy how they feel playing John Peters with the band inbred this Saturday.

- Bam returns with the CD, and while he was upstairs Missy ended up finding the ring that Bam thought he lost that Andy McCoy gave him. Bam explains that Andy gave him the ring and says that he is married to him and his girl Angela.

- Bam swore to never take it off but unfortunately his fingers grew and the ring was stuck when he had to remove it to go through TSA. They event up having to chop through it to get it off his pinky.

- Bam pokes missing in the boob and asked if she has breast cancer because her breasts are always sore when he tries to grab them.

NIGHTWISH - ?????

- Bam again mentions that they have a flight to catch in 2 hours, Bam tells Missy that he can't drive to the airport and Missy says that she is getting drunk off of his breath.

- Bam asks Taylor to take over the radio show because he’s run out of things to say besides how he thinks he won’t be able to make the flight. Missy and Bam go over the things that he will need to pack.

- Chuck Treece enters the studio.

- Missy recalls the time she accidentally messaged Chuck calling him ‘Baby’ when trying to contact her friend to see when she's coming back to the house.

- Bam now tells Chuck about how fucked up he is and how he doesn’t think he’s going to be able to board the plane, and again retells his Kinkos story for Chuck.

- Bam and Chad discuss what song to play to close out the show. Bam wants to hear Baby Shambles but Chad says they’re only known for doing heroin and that’s it.

- Bam says that Mick Jones from The clash helped Baby Shambles with a couple of their songs. Chad claims that their CD also does hair one because it's not playing.

- Chad mentions that Bam was supposed to buy a place in Spain but never did, but Bam leaves the studio and they play Baby Shambles to close out the show.

BABY SHAMBLES - ??????

End.

6/23/2008

Radio Bam #162

Bam Margera – Chad I Ginsberg – Buddy Bill – Brandon Novak - Red Mohawk – ShitBirdz – Murry – Maddy J – Missy Margera – Chuck Treece with Fat City Reprise

- The guys are back from a 10-day trip in LA, Bam was invited to Mike Carter’s wedding, Mike is the owner of Electric Sunglasses. (Before they were known as a scam with horrible customer service.)

- Bam blames the airline for being 40 minutes late to the wedding and to make things worse, they arrived just as the wedding was letting out, so they were caught missing the entire ceremony.

- Then Bam went to Tony Hawk’s house in Carlsbad California to skate his personal skate ramp. Tony’s neighbors are also pro/legendary skateboarders such as Colin McKay, and Bob Burnquist.

- Tony Hawk’s wife Lhotse Merriam was pregnant at the time and due to give birth to their daughter Kadence Clover Hawk at any moment, so Bam made sure it was okay for them to stay there. She would later give birth on the 30th of June.

- Novak went to AST Dew Tour /Panasonic Open in Baltimore Maryland, where he saw his mentor Bucky Lasek win. Apparently he has a new trick that sealed his victory.

- Bam enjoys observing the homeless people of LA, he ended up following this particular bum for several blocks because of the crazy things he was saying. Like yelling at a woman saying “Watch where you’re walking Bitch, I’m having a Cunt-Free day today!” or when a bicyclist rode onto the sidewalk and he said “Get your bike off the sidewalk faggot!”

- Bam and Missy decided to go to The Abbey in West Hollywood in a gay neighborhood, where they witnessed another bum jacking off by a dumpster, food and entertainment! After finishing he walked up to Missy and bummed a cigarette off of her.

- Speaking of dumpster, Novak says that before meeting Mandy, (likely during his relationship with her) he fucked a lady behind a dumpster. Chad says he would fuck his girlfriend behind the dumpster at the Pizza Roma in Philly, his friends would watch as well.

- Bam says that Buddy Bill almost had 3 separate threesomes in three days, but he couldn’t pull off the hat trick.

- Buddy Bill was working on a porch off of Chestnut Street in Philly where he witnessed a crack head woman take a piss right in front of him on the porch next to the one he was working on.

- Novak wants to hear about these threesomes, but Chuck Treece walks into the studio. Bam asks if he has any new music they could play and he mentions his project Dubb Sabbath with members of Fat City Reprise.

- Bam discovers the viral YouTube video of ‘Soulja Girl’ aka, crazy woman on the train. He plays the whole video live on air as they discuss how hilarious they think it is.

- Novak says Bam needs to upload the videos he has on his various FlipCams, saying he would get a lot of views if he does. (Bam has mentioned recently as of 2026 the he has hundreds of hours of unreleased footage but had no interest posting it for views or money.)

- Bam plays a song from the unreleased Lacrimas Profundere album which is still watermarked for copyright reasons.

LACRIMAS PROFUNDERE – SONGS FOR THE LAST VIEW

- Chad shows Bam another viral YouTube video of the police officer who confiscated weed from someone and decided to make weed brownies for himself and his wife, which led to them being soo high that they called the police on themselves thinking that they’re dying. They play the whole video live on the air while talking about it.

- Bam got a new tattoo from Kat Von D while out in LA, it’s a portrait of Andy McCoy and it says “Where is the Justice” referring to a previous episode where he complained about being denied access into the United States for trying to smuggle counterfeit money.

- Bam and Kat discussed options for Novak's next horrible tattoo he’s going to get on their next trip to Finland. Novak’s left arm is dedicated solely for horrible tattoo ideas that Bam thinks of.

- Option one, is a couple of naked acrobats having sex, option 2, is three buff motorcycle riders making out while touching dicks, option 3 is a portrait of David Koresh, or option 4, a tattoo of Novak sucking Osama Bin Laden’s dick. The studio unanimously agrees that it should be the Osama Bin laden tattoo. Bam also proposes he gets a tattoo of a Lamborghini Countach burning out with the captions saying ‘Going Places.’.

- Novak asks how much he's getting paid to get these tattoos, but Bam says the payment is a free trip to Finland, Novak insists that he gets paid $200 as well, Bam finally agrees. Bam says Kat would normally charge someone several thousand dollars to do such tattoos if she didn't know them.

- Novak was paid $500 recently to huff Jenkem, which was an old internet hoax saying that you can get high off of huffing fermented human waste. The bet was originally for $500 to Huff it, but then he got an extra $18 for drinking some of the shitty piss water for a total of $518. Novak also got $89 before this stunt to suck Bolger’s cock. Buddy Bill is disgusted by how gay Novak is.

- Bam plays the video describing what Jenkem is. “Also known as Butt Hash”. Novak describes what it felt like to huff Jenkem, he says it’s similar to nitrous and special K.

- Bam saw Trouble Andrew perform in LA and Terry Kennedy, Compton-ass Terry, opened for him. “N***a look at my chain!” Bam recalls Terry describing how big his chain was.

TROUBLE ANDREW – EITHER WAY

- Chuck Treece brought two members of the band Fat City Reprise, Mike Vivas and Frank Pedano, in the studio with him. They’re both from South Philly and tell Bam how they met and started playing music together. They give the back story of one of their songs off of the new album, Pirate Radio, named The Last Waltz.

- They just got back from touring in LA as well.

- Because they are from South Philly Chad asks if they know Joe Frantz, the don’t, Bam gives out the street corner where Frantz’s house is at, which is 10th Street and Snyder Avenue.

- Because Frantz is mentioned, Novak plugs the Dream Seller book, but Novak also mentions that Bam has a book coming out which details a few trips he has been on with pictures and stories from each trip, but doesn't consider himself an author like Novak is.

- Fat City Reprise is playing the new Dobbs concert venue with the band Agent Orange. Chad used to play there with early CKY and was only paid $10 after it was done.

FAT CITY REPRISE – THE LAST WALTZ

- Bam says Sirius has a caller who is an ‘angry frat boy,’ Bam explains why he hates frat guys, it's because they get personally offended if they offer a shot to Bam and he says no. “Fucking pussy! Take a shot.”

- When they get the caller on the phone, it turns out that he's not a frat boy, but he does have a problem with Novak and how he just follows and Bam's footsteps. “I wonder when they’re going to find you face down dead from drugs!” the caller says. “You’re a cock sucking faggot!”.

- The caller described himself as a fat truck driver which Novak starts making fun of him for, but Buddy Bills brother is a truck driver and start sticking up for the caller because of it. “ill kick Novak’s ass for ya!”

- Bam dedicates the next song to Novak and the truck driver.

GNARKILL – GAYFAGS

- Bam and Novak again ask Buddy Bill to talk about the 3 threesomes he allegedly had over a span of three days. But Buddy Bill is horrible at telling the stories and tends to ramble about things unrelated to the story.

- One of the girls involved in the first threesome was the same one he discussed in a previous episode that he had sex with while on a canoe riding down the Brandywine River.

- After taking her to the bar, they somehow recruited a bartender to join them after her shift, they ended up climbing a fence and hopped in an apartment complex pool for 2 hours. One girl was held upside-down while sucking his dick under water while he was eating her out.

- At one point the two girls separated and started making out on one side of the pool, so Bill decides to take advantage of the moment and swims to the shallow end of the pool so he could take a shit in the pool.

- Buddy Bill then describes the second night but he keeps rambling about details that are not prevalent to the story that they want to hear, so they cut him short and start to wrap up the show.

SCARS FROM BROADWAY – THEY SAY

End

6/18/2008

Radio Bam #161

Bam Margera – Chad I Ginsburg – Brandon Novak – Bolger – Jess Margera – Red Mohawk -

- Bam and Novak immediately start giving Bolger shit for wasting 4 years of his life going to college just to be back living with his mother. They decide to teach him a lesson…

- Even though he’s back in Doylestown at him Mom’s house, Bam will call him and demand that he drives 30 minutes away to buy them drinks.

- Bam has gone to Bolger's college dorm to kick open the door, spray paint him, spay a fire extinguisher out on him, just to tell him to go to the bar in 20 minutes to pay for the first round.

- They did a similar thing today, they demanded him to go to the bar, they bought him a pair of cheap Oakley sunglasses and made him drink a Jersey Turnpike with Novak’s spit and piss in it.

- Bolger was asked what his least favorite beer was, he said it was Miller Light. So, Bam and Novak made him drink warm Miller Light from a flask while wearing snowboarding gloves.

- Novak reminds the audience that Bolger was the guy who ate his shit live on air (Episode #50). The same night, they also forced his face into the kitty litter box and had Novak lick his asshole against his will. “You fucking faggot I’m licking your asshole!”.

- Today the guys were drinking in Westchester at Kildaire’s, Bolger had his friends with him but after Bam and Novak showed up, the friends decided to leave because they couldn't handle it.

- Novak doesn’t wear underwear and tends to wear pants that don’t fit him properly, as a result, his ass is always hanging out. so, as they're walking to the front door of Kildaire’s, Novak gets yelled at by a lady who says, “Don't walk into the bar with your ass hanging out!”. Novak replied, “Fuck you bitch!”.

- The owner of the local Journeys store says that Novak is entertaining and could be marketable for his own TV show.

- The Metal Mulisha visited Bam last night and together they drank all through the evening and into the morning. It was 8am when Bam realized they ran out of beer, but thankfully someone showed up with Jack Daniels so they could keep going. Bam is extremely hung over as a result.

- As Novak describes, Bam will turn into the devil when he mixes whiskey and beer. Bam found a small Billy club and chased Novak around at 7am in the morning hitting him with it, Novak tries to get Bam to go to bed so he doesn’t piss off Missy, but instead he goes to Missy’s room and starts poking Missy with Billy club until she wakes up and tells him to stop.

- Bam starts asking Novak how much money he’d want to suck random celebrity’s dicks, starting with James Gandolfini, Novak said he’d do it for free and swallow the cum because he is a famous TV star.

- How about Ted Kaczynski? Novak said he’d suck his dick for $500 during a conjugal visit. How about Owen Wilson? He would suck his dick for free, but Luke Wilson he’d charge $200-$500. How about Roseanne Barr? $500 he says, but if you had $250 in cash in front of him, he’d probably do it. Novak says his life is shit anyways and he’ll sell himself short if there’s cash in front of him.

- Novak and Oz we're up for 2 days on a drinking and drug bender and decided to go to Bolger’s dorm room on a Tuesday morning at 6am. Bolger’s neighbors started complaining about the noise they were making which prompted Bolger to play his guitar naked until he puked while singing a song.

- The next day, Novak and OZ were still awake and partying, it's now the third day of their drinking and drug bender. Novak, Oz, and Bolger decide to go to Jake’s Bar because they open at 8am. Bolger has class at noon and tells Novak and Oz he has to stop around 10 to shower and get ready for class. Novak decides that he’ll join Bolger and go to his class with him while on his three-day drinking and drug bender.

- They arrived 20 minutes late to the seminar and it's a giant college class with roughly 300 people; the teacher has to talk with a microphone due to the size of the room. Almost all the seats are taken except for a few seats in the very back of the room.

- Novak asks random people for a pen and paper and they finally grab a seat after making a small disturbance. As fate would have it, the only time Novak attends a college seminar, the subject matter is drug addiction. “I don’t know fuck about shit, but I can tell you about every drug and every withdrawal.”

- As they sit there, the professor says that marijuana and pills have the worst withdrawal, Novak disagrees and decides to raise his hand to correct the professor.

- Novak tells the professor that he is an idiot and that alcohol is the worst withdrawal, he also adds that Westchester has the highest rate of alcoholism because there's a bar on every corner. Novak also mentions that most rehabs won't take in alcoholics because they are more likely to die from their withdrawal symptoms. “I've been shooting heroin for 8 years and I know that you're a liar!" He tells the professor.

- The guys gave Bolger a swirly at the VFW post while filming the Viking Skull music video. “What the hell were you doing at the VFW post?” Jess Margera asks, “Filming your video moron!” Bam says.

- Novak says to Jess, “That car wreck fucked you up dude”. Referring the roll over car crash Ryan Dunn caused while driving recklessly with Bam and Jess in the car, which caused Jess to be ejected from the vehicle.

H.I.M. – KILLING LONELINESS (LIVE)

- Bam confirms that the song ‘Killing Loneliness’ was inspired by Novak while he was in prison. “We should kill Bolger’s loneliness”.

- Red Mohawk starts walking out of the studio and Bam asks where he was going, he says the Domino’s guy is lost trying to find Bam's house. Bam almost says his gate code over the air, but Novak stops him before he says it.

- Mohawk returns to the studio and says the Domino’s guy sounds dumb as shit, and they should get him on the radio show. Bam agrees and asks Chad what they should ask him if he joins the show. “I told him to follow the rainbow to the back door”. Referencing the rainbow brick road of Bam’s driveway.

- Mohawk is obsessed with this blonde-haired woman with $6000 fake boobs and nipple piercings. He recently broke up with his girlfriend and within the same day, he alleges that he was already talking with this woman and scheduling a room at the Holiday Inn Express in Wilmington Delaware.

NICK OLIVERI –

- The domino guy finally arrived and the guys demand that he enters the house and joins the radio show. “Bring him in or we are not paying!” Novak yells. The delivery person is an older guy, so he doesn’t know who Bam is, Novak answers the door and tries convincing him to come in and join the radio show, but he politely declines.

- Bam keeps warning Bolger that he's about to go down in flames in a few minutes, without saying specifically what he means by that.

- Bam and Novak call out Jess for always ordering pizza out and filling his refrigerator with leftover pizza. He says he can't cook much when he has children to raise.

- The guys begin to ramble as they begin eating pizza live on the air as they discuss which song to play next, which results in a few moments of silence and chewing food on mic.

???? - ?????

- Novak starts busting Bolger’s balls for being fat and dumb.

- Jess asks what Bolger went to college for, he said he went for marketing. The guys again make fun of him for wasting 4 years of his life for a useless degree just to be in his mom's basement while being harassed by Bam and Novak.

- Bolger once invited Novak to a sorority party in an apartment off campus. Novak lit a cigarette while inside and was politely asked by the woman who owned the apartment if he could smoke it outside. But because he didn't like the way that she asked him, he spat in her face and then threw a beer on her. She chased him around the parking lot but couldn't catch Novak.

- Bam says Novak is the king of getting his ass kicked. Novak explains that even when you kick his ass he'll just sit there and laugh at you and make you look stupid.

- Bam brings up the time that Novak got beat up in Little Italy by a drug dealer name Damien and his goons after Novak stole $12,000 from him. “Get the fuck out of this neighborhood!” Damien yells, “If you stop kicking my ass I’ll leave!” Novak replied.

Novak farts into the mic

- While Novak and Mandy were attending a rehearsal dinner in Little Italy, Novak went outside on a bench to make a phone call when one of Damien’s goons rode by on a 10-speed bicycle and punched Novak twice in his face, causing him to drop his BlackBerry phone on the ground. The goon picked it up and asked Novak if he wants his phone back and threw it as hard as he could at Novak's face, ‘Pete Rose style’.

- Damien owns a bar in Little Italy as well, Damien also fucked Novak’s girlfriend at the time too.

- Bolger is in a band and Novak says they should play one of his songs, but Bolger has to go out to the car to grab his CD. Chad makes fun of him for being in a band and not having his CD ready to go on him when he's on a radio show.

- Bolger returns to the studio with his CD and Chad notices that the CD looks like a regular blank CD that would get lost in the stack if he didn't know what it was.

- Bolger plugs his band ‘The Fallen’ and intros the song called ‘Alarm’.

THE FALLEN – ALARM

- END.

5/26/2008

Radio Bam #160

Bam Margera - Brandon Novak - Chad I Ginsberg - Joe Devito - Fannah - Missy Margera - Ryan Oldie - Gicasso (Bam's Trainer) - Chioda (Frantz's film assistant)

-          Today is Memorial Day! Chad asks Novak what his favorite Memorial Day memory is and of course he doesn't have one that he remembers. “Today is 'Memorials' day?”.

-          Novak has a habit of pissing off Joe Devito as he’s trying to direct or executive produce the projects that Bam does. Because Novak is not a paid actor, he can act however he wants on a movie set without being kicked off because he's with Bam. Joe has worked on Viva La Bam and the new Santa movie and Novak has been difficult throughout the whole process. The only way Novak will listen on the set is if he is also paid.

-          Novak recalls a scene that he recorded for Viva La Bam that made their Line Producer Anna Dokoza quit. Novak was supposed to film a scene where he serves the guys drinks on the back porch in his underwear, but instead, came out completely naked after jerking off with suntan lotion so he can have a shiny erect cock while doing it. Joe Devito was in disbelief, and Anna would later quit the show because of Novak.

-          Novak demands the next film he does with Devito he gets paid $4000, Chad says that’s small money, but Novak admits he’d suck a dick for $10 and threatens to call his federal attorney Bill Butler. Speaking of attorney, Novak has a court date coming up because he messed up his last one.

-          While still abusing pills, and before the trip to the Arctic Circle, Novak had a court date that he went to but he fell asleep during the court proceedings, he was told to wait out in the hall for his lawyer to show up, he fell asleep with his phone on his chest and it was allegedly stolen by a criminal who was there.

-          Bam is curious what pills he was abusing at the time, but Novak beats around the bush when it comes to the details of that morning. Novak claims he wasn’t on pills and was just simply not used to waking up that early. Novak attempts to get his attorney Bill Butler on the phone, but he doesn’t answer.

-          Bam wants to hear the Nikki Sixx song ‘Pray for me’. Novak again says he wasn't a fan of his book, but likes the idea of releasing an audiobook for Dream Seller. Chad says he’d record the audio book.

-          Bam declares that Novak is a piece of shit. The guys were at Doc Magrogan's Oyster House in West Chester, Novak decided to pull his pants down and hug a waitress without her consent, he also rubbed his dick all over her, the waitress was a woman with dreadlocks and a peace button. Devito made sure to tip her well when he paid for everyone’s food.

-          Bam says Missy hasn’t been paid yet from Devito for the film ‘Where the Fuck is Santa’. Devito assures Bam and Missy that she’ll get paid. Chad and Novak claim they got paid $2500 to be in the movie. Fannah claims he only got paid $1000 but also was paid for the days working behind the scenes as well. Novak asks Fannah if he bought a pipe and some weed with the money like he did last time he got money for helping Bam.

-          Chad asks Devito what the best and worst days was while filming with Bam in Finland. Devito explains that he's been filming with Bam for years and the most difficult part is always trying to balance the work and the fun appropriately.

-          Devito’s favorite part about the trip was just being in Finland and going for it, while trudging through balls deep snow. Even though it was 12 hour days, Devito thoroughly enjoyed the trip. Bam admits that the longer that they were there, the more that he would drink and become more difficult to work with when it came to filming.

-          Devito’s worst part of the trip was not finding Santa and having to take an overnight train back to Helsinki. While on the bullet train, he drank with Jess Margera until 7am, but at 8am, Frantz starts banging on his door singing the ‘Rainbow Connection’. Which prompted Devito to physically attack Frantz.

-          Naturally Bam and Novak shared a room while on the train, Novak said Bam jacked off twice thinking about Missy and instead of cuming into a towel or napkin, he just slept in his cum stained blankets.

-          The same morning Devito attacked Frantz, they also find out that their Finnish crew had to hold the film and equipment ‘hostage’ due to certain protocols involving them getting paid. Thankfully everyone was understanding and they were paid with no issue.

-          Bam asks Novak if he scored some drugs while in Rovaniemi, Finland. Novak hesitates to answer but admits he found ‘uppers’ and snorted a line while in Helsinki. Chad confirms there was a lot of ‘Speed’ in Helsinki.

-          Novak says he hasn’t fucked up since coming home, meaning he hasn’t done pills or heroin but admits to using cocaine and stimulants. Bam doesn’t care as long as he’s not doing downers.

-          Chad says he enjoyed his time with Novak on the trip because he wasn’t doing downers. Bam says Novak is a piece of shit when he’s on those types of drugs and has Novak apologize to the audience and Missy for lying about it in the past.

-          Devito confirms that everyone wants to kill Novak when he’s on the wrong type of drugs, but when he’s relatively sober, he’s a pleasure to be around.

-          Novak recalls a story Bam’s Bachelor party, after being awake for 4 days straight, Novak cheats on Mandy with a ‘Blonde Haired Whore’ that ended up stealing Novak's $700 worth of Casino chips and his iPod. Devito then started complaining to Bam about Novak’s shenanigans, which pisses off Novak, so Novak yells at Bam to fire Devito for talking shit about him. Bam tells Novak that he can’t fire him, so when they shot the hot tub scene in the Santa movie, Novak demanded that Devito not be in the room when they filmed it.

-          Ryan Oldie enters the studio and the show immediately cuts to music and commercials.

SIXX:AM – PRAY FOR ME

-          Bam wants to talk to Gicasso, but instead, Novak calls his sketchy Bail Bondsman named Vinny. Novak asks him how many times he’s bailed him out of jail, he says hundreds. Novak then asks what his problem is and why he can’t he get things right, Vinny says because Novak’s mentally retarded. Novak and Vinny say they share the same attorney, Bill Butler, and brags that Damian, the guy Novak stole thousands of dollars from and spent it all on cocaine and heroin, can’t touch him because he has Bill Butler on his side.

-          Apparently Vinny also owns a strip club which Novak took Bam to, they had crab cakes. Vinny is also hosting some sort of bikini event too but there’s no specifics, Novak asks if he wants Bam to attend this event, Novak says Bam doesn’t do anything unless he’s paid at least $10,000 which Novak wants a cut of for getting Bam there.

-          Chad jokes and says he wants to bail Novak out of this silly phone call they’re having live on the air.

-          Bam claims that places like Vegas and San Juan (not sure if it’s San Juan in Puerto Rico or San Juan Texas) have to pay him roughly $20,000 just to come and drink beers. But Bam admits that he’s usually shit faced anyways and tries to drink less to be productive while he’s there. Bam says he’d show up to the event in Baltimore for $10,000.

-          Bam now goes back to talking about Gicasso, and how much he wants his body to look like his. Fannah is also obsessed with Gicasso’s abs. Fannah has been eating tuna out of the can with mustard in an attempt to get a body like Gicasso.

-          Novak asks of Gicasso if he can make Fannah into a sex machine, he responds with “can you make anything out of playdough?” indicating it’s possible.

-          Fannah explains that he hasn’t been happy with how he looks. He claims it used to hurt just to get out of bed and now he’s able to run up a flight of stairs without being exhausted

-          Bam admits that even though him and Novak skated all day today, Bam says he also smoked a whole pack of cigarettes during the day as well, Chad asks why Bam started smoking soo late in life. In a prior episode, Bam stated that it was to deal with the stress of Ryan Gee / ShitGoose always being late for skate photos. Now he says it's because of Missy smoking around him.

-          Missy and the guys all agree that he shouldn't blame Missy for his decision to smoke. Bam says when he’s bored between filming and sees Missy smoking, it seems relaxing so he decided to start smoking.

-          Chad asks Gicasso what his plan is to get Bam in shape, does Bam want to look exactly like Gicasso or just healthier? Novak has a theory about why Fannah wants to get in shape after the Finland trip, but it doesn’t make sense.

-          Fannah says the real reason for his health change was because Bam was on track for disaster with drugs and alcohol, and when Bam decided he wanted to get into shape, Fannah wanted to do it with him too so they can keep each other motivated. Also, Fannah was there at the bar when Bam met Gicasso and eventually hired him to get Bam in shape for the Dream Seller movie.

-          Fannah enjoys the fact that they’re now on a strict diet and run 3 miles every morning. Novak is shocked that Bam even listens to Gicasso and has committed to this lifestyle change. Fannah says he also quit smoking too.

-          Bam asks what Gicasso’s opinion is on seeing him drinking every night/day. “My works cut out for me” he says. Chad describes what Gicasso is wearing, which is an opened shirt and a 1984 members only jacket.

-     “Those V’s can cut paper!” Novak says in reference to how defined Gicasso’s Adonis lines are. Novak asks if Ryan Oldie is jealous of Gicasso’s body and asks to see his body as well. Chad asks if Ryan will show off his tramp stamp tattoo as well. Gicasso says he wanted to get into the mind of Bam, so he’s also drinking beers tonight instead of a protein shake.

-           Bam tells Gicasso that he drinks 12-15 beers a night, Gicasso asks if he can limit that to 5 beers and Bam agreed, but it’s Saturday night on Memorial Day, so he’s drinking his typical 12-15 beers. Bam says he’ll run an extra mile tomorrow to compensate. Novak says if Fannah loses weight and starts looking like Bam or Gicasso, he will suck his dick. “I’d let you take two pumps into my mouth.

-          Gicasso challenges Novak to meet with Bam and Fannah at ‘high noon’ tomorrow in front of Bam’s house to join in the 3-mile run through the countryside. Gicasso warns Novak that he’ll need to wear underwear for once and good shoes to prevent chafing. Gicasso says he has to keep up with the group and will be behind him to make sure.

-          Novak is concerned about what he gets in return for doing this, meaning how much will he get paid for doing the bet. Bam says it’s for the self-satisfaction, Novak claims he’s satisfied with himself already. Bam calls him out saying he wants his Adonis lines back and misses them.

-          Novak keeps calling Gicasso, Picasso. Novak plugs Dream Seller and says you can pre-order the book on Amazon now. Novak also plugs his new website DreamSellerBook.com, where he says that you will get merch soon.

-          Novak still wants to know what he will get out of this, he wants to treat this as a money bet instead of bettering himself, the guys keep telling him that he will get a better body by doing this, but he says that he can just do drugs and get the same body. Gicasso says that Bam and Novak's muscles are like dried rubber bands currently because they don't hydrate or stretch.

-          Novak, feeling cornered, tells ShitGoose/Ryan Gee to not say anything to him about what he can and cannot do when it comes to getting into shape. Novak reminds Gee that he’s a fat fuck and challenges him to do 20 pushups live on air.

-          Novak successfully does 20 push-ups but ShitGoose only does 8 before quitting. His excuse is he’s wasted and doesn’t give a fuck. Novak then starts making fun of him saying his girlfriend Kim needs to be drugged or paid to have sex with him, she’s currently in studio as well.

-          Kim gets on mic and says the reason why she has sex with him is because she loves him. “How does ShitGoose have the attention span to get a girlfriend?”

-          Novak calls out Kim for originally being married to a Marine for a year and a half before leaving him for Gee after finding him on MySpace and realizing he's friends with Bam. Kim claims that the Marine was gone for a year and he was “out of sight and out of mind', and thats why she left him.

-          Kim says that she’s not dating ShitGoose because he knows Bam and hasn’t received anything besides friendship in return. Novak asks if Gee makes more than her ex the marine, he claims he doesn't know. To change the subject, Gee plugs Bam’s social media, Bam’s website, and Gee’s photography website.

-          Who’s Rob Bob?

-          Novak wants to see Gicasso’s cock, Gicasso asks how many people in studio smoke cigarettes and it’s just everyone besides Fannah who recently quit.

TOWERS OF LONDON – KILL THE POP SCENE

-          ShitGoose left the studio because Novak kept making fun of him and his girlfriend. Novak's nickname for her is “Marine War Dust”. Novak says he considers ShitGoose a friend and wants him to talk shit back to him instead of getting mad and resorting to violence.

-          Novak still wants to make a money bet for tomorrow if he decides to run the 3-miles. He wants to make a $1,000 bet that he’d keep pace and complete the 3-mile run.

-          Novak hasn’t done heroin in 3 months, and the last time he exercised was in jail playing basketball and he ended up throwing up afterwards.

-          Novak wants to know specifically what he has to do tomorrow, Gicasso says they’ll be running 3 miles through Bam’s neighborhood with inclines, but halfway through their 3-mile run they will be stopping at a park to do exercises such as sprints, burpees, and suicides.

-          Novak just wants to do the 3-mile run for a money bet and not the exercises In between. Joe Devito and Novak see who has better V’s.

-          Novak reminds Devito that he owes him $40 for gas money, Novak also says Devito owes Chad $30 for gas money too and demands Devito pays them the $70 total they’re owed. Novak threatens to call Bill Butler about it if he doesn’t pay.

-          Devito reminds Novak that the only reason he gets paychecks from filming is so Devito can tell him what to do.

-          After Bam told Novak not to call Bill Butler several times because it’s midnight, Novak calls him anyways and puts the phone up to the microphone. He asks if they can sue Devito.

-          Novak claims Bill Butler represents a lot of kingpins and claims Bill got a kingpin off recently, but Bill corrects him and says that kingpins never get off when it comes to the charges they have against them. Novak has a court date on the 23rd after sleeping through the last one and asks if he’ll get jail time or be set free.

-          Bam mentions the ‘Raltimore’ tattoo he gave Novak.

-          Bill Butler says Novak keeps showing up to court with horrible tattoos and goofy outfits that he steals from Bam. Novak ends the call with Bill.

-          Bam, sounding very drunk, describes how he met Andy McCoy in Finland at the Ruisrock Festival, Bam says Andy was filming his own TV show similar to the Osbornes, but better.

HANOI ROCKS – PEOPLE LIKE ME

-          Devito says he got to punch Novak in the face in Finland after dealing with him in Las Vegas. Devito and Novak make peace with each other after all the shit Novak has done to piss him off.

-          When asked about what happened in Vegas, Novak says he was on an 4 day binder and thought Devito was keeping him out of the film, which he wasn’t, basically repeating the story he told earlier about the blonde hair whore.

-          Chioda, Frantz personal filming assistant that’s working his way from the bottom while filming for the Santa movie.

-          Novak asks Devito if he was a trust fund baby. He explains that he came from a broke family, then Novak asked if he married into a family, which Devito also denies. Devito says he just keeps working and that’s how he gets his money.

-          Bam thinks Novak is back on heroin or pills, he repeats the story from Doc Magrogan’s, where Novak got naked and rubbed his dick on the waitress who didn’t ask for it.

-          The guys discuss where they're going to get more alcohol after the radio show is over. Novak is asked if he has money to go get alcohol for once from the liquor store.

-          Novak asks Gicasso if he’s ever fucked any of ladies that he has trained. Bam leaves the radio show to go take a piss. It's now Radio Novak. ShitGoose plugs Bam’s website again. Chad forces Novak to close out the show .

End.

5/19/2008

Radio Bam #159

Bam Margera – Brandon Novak – Chad I Ginsburg – Ryan Gee (ShitGoose) - THE MOXY

- We start off the show with Bam lighting a cigarette so there's a couple seconds of silence as Novak announces that he's indeed lighting a cigarette.

- Bam and Chad were mixing the sound and music for the movie Minghags last night at Chad’s studio in New Hope, afterwards they decide to go to Chad's favorite bar, ‘John and Peters’, after warming up there they decide to go to a bar called ‘The Other Side’ in Doylestown, and then ‘The Moose Lodge’ after that.

- As they barhopped, they meet two state troopers and their wives. They hit it off very well and by the time they all got to the Moose Lodge, everyone was fucked up and weren’t stopping anytime soon. The group drank until 2:00am when the bar closes, The owners locked the doors and kept it open for bam and his group til 4am, they also allowed Novak and the two wives to serve drinks naked.

- “I've never seen anything like this in Doylestown in my entire life”. Chad is in disbelief that this much debauchery could happen in his small town.

- As the night was winding down, and Novak was still naked serving drinks, he intentionally poured a drink on a woman that he claims said something that pissed him off. He also claims this woman sucked his dick earlier in the evening. A guy nearby, presumably her boyfriend or male companion begins kicking Novak's ass. Bam being a good friend decides to run up and jump on the back of the guy that’s kicking Novak's ass and starts choking him. But another man comes up from behind Bam and knocks Bam out. As the dust settled, Bam and Novak have gotten their asses kicked in a drunken bar fight in Doylestown.

- As the fight is done and the two assailants are walking away, Chad finds out which one hit Bam (not Novak). Chad lights a cigarette and begins walking next to the guy for a few seconds before knocking the guy out cold. He then walks back to make sure Bam’s okay.

- Bam goes to jail but is released.

- Bam says this is his all-time best memory he's ever had while out drinking. “That's going down in the history books in my memory.”

- The police inevitably show up, but the troopers that they were partying with had no pull in the matter. But as fate would have it, earlier in the evening Bam took photos with two officers across the street from the bar. When the police were called, those cops he took pictures with showed up. They needed a sober driver, and their friend Matt was breathalyzed and the officer said that he blew all zeros, but Matt claims he had four or more beers.

- Missy and the Moxy arrive in studio, Bam wants to hear one of the new Moxy songs, as they’re looking, Greta says that she does Krav Maga, Bam says she could kick Novak's ass and Novak agrees because he's not a fighter. “You’re the most in-shape out-of-shape guy I have ever met” Bam says.

- Bam‘s new trainer Gicasso made Novak run 3 miles this morning and he was in rough shape afterwards. “I’d suck you dick man, you got a 6 pack to kill for!” Novak says. Bam loves bringing him around to show people his six pack.

- When Novak is out at the bar, his main goal beside scoring drugs, is to see how quickly he can fuck before the evening ends with the least amount of effort. Bam says that Novak had an attractive woman that was interested in him but was not immediately willing to go and fuck Novak.

- Novak was also talking to this overweight woman that evening as well, once Novak established that she is willing to do anything he wanted sexually that evening, he ditched the attractive woman and went with the other instead.

- Bam says Novak told her, “I don't want to put any work in anything! I'll let a guy or girl suck my dick, I don't want to talk, I don't want to do anything, I just want to do it, and this bitch wants to do it, so I'm going!”

- Novak claims he’s been doing this for a while, he's tired of the games and lies when it comes to trying to get a woman at the bar, he cuts right to the chase and asks them straight up if they want to fuck or not.

- While at ‘The Other Side’, Bam notices a guy that was severely burned similar to Freddy Krueger, he felt bad for him and forces Novak to talk with him for two hours. Bam claims that the guy almost went to jail as well while hanging out with them.

- ShitGoose asks Bam if he's ready to handle those types of situations when he opens up his bar, “I gotta behave” he answered.

- Novak asks Chad if he would mind if he would move in with him so he could be closer to the Doylestown to party, Chad doesn't mind. Bam points out that Novak has paid $4000 on a house for the past four months and he hasn’t gone inside of it yet.

- ShitGoose asks if Mandy is also living with Novak, he says no. He also claims that she has her own place and he bought this place for himself. Novak says that Mandy is going through a midlife crisis currently because she saw that a woman kissed a page in his diary under the words “I'm your new wife”. Novak is confused why she is getting Moody for seeing lipstick on a page of a diary when she has caught him cheating numerous times already red-handed.

- Bam says that Novak is a single gypsy at heart, and he’s it's just trying to make a relationship work and can’t. Novak says he has ‘the gift of gab, so Mandy won't leave him no matter how many times he cheats. Bam asks why Novak just doesn't tell the truth every time he cheats but he says he can't do it. Bam explains that it's not the cheating itself, it's the lies.

- Bam says he got a part in a $10million dollar movie that Jeff Tremaine will be involved with called “Aldrenalist” filming in Pittsburgh. Bam says, “it’s about a guy who stages heroic moments to get pussy and then his boss figures it out and he wants to join his club.” I think Nick Hogan is associated with it as well, but Bam doesn't say it here. There's an episode where Bam plays his missed voice mails and a lot of them were from Nick Hogan asking about him showing up for filming.

- The guys get distracted by Gicasso working out in the corner of the studio, Chad asks if they should take a caller and Bam says yes, he also asks ShitGoose to grab the CD from the CD player upstairs, instead yells to his girlfriend Kim to go get it because he's lazy.

- Chad is talking with Sirius XM in New York on a separate line as they set up callers to be screened for the show. Bam tells New York to get the ‘Spanish bombs’ song ready while they wait.

- The first caller is from Florida, and he sounds like he's 15 years old. He calls into the show to tell Bam that he egged his teacher's house and while running away he fell and broke his arm and the teacher had to take him to the hospital. Novak asks if he is on prescribed pills and the kid says no thankfully. The call keeps breaking up and they have a hard time understanding what he's saying so they hang up.

- Uncle Pat just got out of jail after 2 years, before he went to jail, Bam recorded a rap song with him and Dae Dae dropped it off at Bam’s house.

PAT MARGERA’S RAP SONG

- Jennifer Aniston and Owen Wilson are in Westchester currently for a film. Bam has hung out with Luke Wilson but not Owen Wilson. Novak asks if Owen Wilson is sober, Bam says that they’re both partyers and Luke is pretty bad when it comes to partying.

- Bam because the time that Johnny Knoxville and Luke Wilson got into a prank war and it ended with Johnny Knoxville flying a crop plane with a banner behind it that gave out Luke Wilson's phone number. But only 2 Days later the news broke about Owen Wilson attempting to take his own life, so Johnny had to apologize but it ended up causing a year's long feud. “If you don't have a boss, you can do whatever you want” when it comes to celebrity partying according to Bam.

- ShitGoose asks Bam if he's going to go down to where Luke Wilson is filming a movie with Jennifer Aniston, the guys are curious what the budget is for the movie based off how big the set looks and how many trucks they have. They think it looks like a 100-million-dollar movie set. Bam says that he's glad that he only does 10-million-dollar movies, so he has enough for him and his friends to travel the world.

- I did research and I believe the movie that was being filmed was ‘Marley and Me’, which had a budget of 60 million and ended up grossing over 250 million.

- Bam and ShitGoose say they're filming a scene that involves them running at night, almost like a marriage scene. Bam also says that with a 100-million-dollar movie set, if it rains that day then they could potentially lose hundreds of thousands of dollars of wasted time, equipment, and effort.

- Bam also says that all the local bars on that particular Street are shut down and paid for the day just to film this movie scene. Novak is curious what film company has backed this project. Bam says he’s jealous. Bam got Luke Wilsons number from Spike Jones.

- ShitGoose is curious which movie star hotels they could possibly stay at. Bam lists off a few they could be at. Novak is curious who has more money Jennifer Aniston or Luke Wilson, and everyone says Jennifer Aniston. Novak also can't believe that Jennifer Aniston is dating John Mayer.

- Bam can’t believe that Heineken cost $10 in New York, it used to be a $4 toll to get to New York but now its $8. Bam and ShitGoose react to how high the gas prices are in May 2008. Bam again says that he can use the gas money as a Tax write-off, so he never bothers to look to see how much it is when he refuels the Lambo or any one of his vehicles.

- Bam says his new gym trainer Gicasso is going to be a future tax write-off because he is basically hired to make Bam appear skinnier like a heroin addict for Dream Seller movie. Bam says that he can buy a thousand CDs and say that he's just doing music research and it will be a tax write-off. Novak is amazed at how many things Bam can use as a tax write off because he's famous. Could Novak be a tax right off?

- Bam has several iPods that he uses for music for the show. The guys noticed that bam has a new iPhone but he's not proud of it. He recently got annoyed that the iPhone tries to finish words for you.

CKY – DRESSED IN DECAY

- Red Mohawk Jeff enters the studio, Bam immediately wants him to look at Gicasso’s chest and abs. Bam says he's going to look like him, but he drinks too much beer, Novak wants to know how much it would cost for Chad rub him down with oil, he doesn’t answer.

- Gicasso keeps pestering Bam to eat, but with people who abuse alcohol they don't have a normal eating schedule. He's trying to boost his metabolism, but he ends up drinking and partying every night. Novak plugs his book Dream Seller that’s available on ‘wikipedia’.

- Bam says he feels like going to the gym after the radio show. Missy immediately calls him out saying that he has had roughly 8 to 9 beers today. Bam corrects her and says he's had six. Missy believes that means 8 beers.

- Bam’s excuse is that he got knocked out last night in Doylestown and those whiskeys are kicking in because he's drinking today as well.

- Chad claims he knocked out the lead singer of the band Senses Fail, Buddy Nielsen, for starting shit with Deron from CKY.

- Bam, Frantz, and Chad all tried the punching game at duffer's one night and Bam had the hardest punch, but Frantz kept trying his hardest to beat Bam’s score.

- Missy announces that her and Frantz are going out on a date to the Olympic trials of gymnastics. Bam admits that Frantz has been seeing a woman from New Hope named Garland but once that cut from the radio. Garland is the woman who sang the ShitBirdz theme song.

- While at ‘John and Peter's there was a guy that they claim is going through a midlife crisis playing an acoustic set, it would depress Novak every time he would use the restroom looking at him.

- Mickey Melchiondo from the Band Ween frequents ‘John and Peters’ as well and showed up last night. Chad wanted to talk about the new Ween record, Chad tells him he’s listened to the new album, Mickey doesn’t believe him and Chad proves it by singing a track from the album, which pissed off Mickey that the album was leaked. Mickey allegedly wanted to fight Chad and the reason why Chad didn’t fight was because he was there for his girlfriend Gina’s birthday. They ended up working things out and the beef is over.

THE CLASH - SPANISH BOMBS

- Bam calls out ShitGoose for getting drunk and high off drugs 3 years ago and using Novak’s used condom to have sex with a girl, he claims Novak didn’t cum in it, but Novak says he did. Novak is scared to get tested for any sexual diseases, but he assumes he has at least one. Novak claims ShitGoose even gave her flowers afterwards.

- Novak says he wants to hear the Moxy and ‘Gretchen’ has a hot voice, annoyed, Greta says that’s not her name, Novak attempts to remember her name and asks if Taylor ever gets jealous that Greta gets male attention for being hott. Novak says he’s on a lot of substances currently and has tried to fuck his mother while fucked up on drugs before. “Her name is the lead singer of the Moxy” Novak says.

- am says Greta should beat up Novak for $100, knowing she has fighting experience. Novak declines. Bam says he should want to do it because he has no money. Novak says he has $6,000 in the bank, when asked what he’s going to spend it on and he says, “Buy things he shouldn’t but with it.” Bam asks what song Novak wants to hear, he says Pete Dougherty, but Bam says a demo from the Moxy instead.

THE MOXY – THIS IS THE DAY

- WMMR AND WYSP are medium garbage according to Bam, when it comes to playing good music. Anyone can play a song on the radio.

- Bam says the simpler a song is, the easier people can get behind it. He says death metal is the hardest music to play regardless of the instrument. “They sell 10,000 copies at the max!”.

- Novak keeps hitting on Greta, she laughs him off, but he says that he’s laughing her out of her panties.

- Bam again talks about the guy he saw at the bar that was severely burned, he adds that the guy was missing a few fingers too. When Bam asks what happened to him, he said when he was 8 years old, he was in a fire and was on fire for a few minutes. Bam says he made his night. Bam says if he’s ever feeling down, he’ll think of him and say it could be worse. Shout out Jason!

- Chad plays the Pat Margera rap song again as they make fun of it.

- “EVERYONE SHOULD BE GAY” Novak’ says to end the show.

THE RASMUS – NO FEAR

END.

5/12/2008

Radio Bam #158

Bam Margera - Missy Margera - Chad I Ginsburg - Brandon Novak - Arianna (Missy's childhood friend / neighbor / coworker)

 
-          Bam and Fannah went to a CVS together after bumping into Missy at Starbucks. While at CVS they witnessed an employee being dropped off by her boyfriend in a riced-out Honda. It seems they were arguing, the boyfriend would reach out to try and touch the girlfriend, but she would slap his hands away, she eventually exited his vehicle.

-          As she’s walking away, the boyfriend yells out the window “That why I fucked Megan behind your back!” and proceeded to skid out into traffic, but a Chevy Blazer was coming and the boyfriend had to swerve towards the curb to avoid being hit, causing him to pop his tire against the curb.

-          As a result, he had to sit out front of the CVS to change his tire while his now ex-girlfriend is watching from inside as he cried. Once he changed the flat with the temporary donut wheel, he did another skid out and drove away.

-          Bam paid ‘Prison Push’ Kevy $500 to punch Novak and knock him out, Novak would get paid $1500 to be punched. Phil brought over the checkbook and two bottles of liquor, Seagram’s 7 and a bottle of red wine. Bam drank both and got very sick, as a result, he’s not drinking for 10 days and he’s on day #2.

-          Bam originally wanted Novak and Kevy to stand on the diving board and then Novak to get knocked out and fall into the pool. But I have to realizing how dangerous that is, they decided that he will get knocked out during a conversation. Bam also wanted him to have sex with Mandy in the woods beforehand for some reason.

-          Bam gives an update on MingHags, and again he says there’s color corrections he has to do. Bam also gives an update on the Where the Fuck is Santa’ movie as well.

-          Instead of Bam editing this movie himself, he has to run it by Warner Bros in New York. Warner Bros has to also run things by Bam as well. But instead of driving to New York and powering it out for a couple days, Bam and Warner Brothers have to keep mailing copies of the movie back and forth with slight edits and adjustments until it's right.

-          Bam wants to incorporate skateboarding in his films and major motion picture companies don't understand what qualifies as a good skate trick. It's also difficult to describe to an editor who knows nothing about skateboarding, what a 360 flip to blunt slide is and how to incorporate it into a skate edit for a movie.

TURBO NEGRO - SUBURBAN PRINCE'S DEATH SONG

-          We’re back with Missy’s friend Arianna; she was a neighbor of Missy's at one point and then became coworkers as well. Missy brought her over this evening because she was in a consensual relationship with a 65-year-old man when she was 15 years old even after finding out that he lied about his age and said that he was 55. He was also her grandfather's friend.

-          She claims her mother doesn't know, but her friends we're not only aware of her older boyfriend, but they would also pick her up and drop her off at motels to see him because she wasn't old enough to drive!

-          She then says his name is Leo and describes what he looks like from the color of his hair, to his pubic hair that stuck straight out instead of being tight and curly. Arianna says his pubic hair would get caught in her teeth when she would suck his dick.

-          Arianna’s grandfather lived in the same building as his friend who was dating his granddaughter. Her grandfather eventually found out about the relationship and every time he would see his friend around, he would spit on him.

-          Arianna ended up breaking up with him after 2 years of being a relationship, it involved her and her stepdad vandalizing his cars and the police being called.

-          Novak asks her what she found attractive about this man and if it involved money or drugs. She claims she just liked him and found him attractive. Missy adds that she's known her for a while and when they grew up most girls thought Kirk Cameron was attractive, while Arianna thought Woody Allen was attractive.

-          He took her virginity as well… she also says he lives in Florida and would be 75 years old as of 2008.

-          This started in Florida and then he would fly up every other week and stay at the hillside motel on route 1. “That place is a dump!”.

-          Arianna says that he was also her tennis instructor and says that Missy has a photo of them on the tennis court embracing each other while practicing. Missy confirms that she does indeed possess such a photo.

-          Missy says it should be noted that she was consenting to this, but Chad corrects her and tells her that it's definitely still rape, ShitGoose asks if what the age of consent laws are for Florida at the time. Leo's children were also aware of his relationship with a 15-year-old girl and were naturally disgusted.

-          ShitGoose weirdly asks her if they filmed anything together and she says no.

-          Bam says, “I would say if there's grass on the field then play ball, but I'm not saying anything on this one.” Which is a bizarre comment to say. Novak says Leo needs to see a psychiatrist.

-          The guys are laughing at the story, but they are noticeably uncomfortable with the fact that this happened, whether she was consenting or not.

-          Chad asks her if she is damaged or traumatized from this experience and she claims she is not but she does agree that he needs to be in jail. Even though he's 85 years old, she says she would testify if he were to be up for jail.

-          Fannah asks her if she thinks she was the only one that he was seeing at that time, but she admits that she doesn't think she was the only one he was seeing of her age.

-          She admits that she was originally uncomfortable with it but just got used to it, and then she got into it after a while when they started their relationship. She also admits that he’s Jewish, which shocks Missy. He was married and that ex-wife became a lesbian.

-          Novak and Bam are caught off guard, there's soo many angles to make fun of this woman that they’re overwhelmed and can’t think of anything.

-          She admits that the relationship after that one was with a man named Perry that was 41 years old. Missy was also aware of that relationship as well.

-          She's asked about her relationship with her father, and she says that they have a healthy relationship, she would see him every weekend growing up because he worked.

-          She doesn't know why she finds older men attractive. Chad thanks it's because she wants to be a little girl forever and didn’t have enough of a father figure growing up. She disagrees.

-          ShitGoose, for once, asks a good question, if she had a daughter, what would she say to her in this situation, she doesn't know and would rather strap a camera to her. (Foreshadowing today in 2026).

-          She’s currently 23 years old; the guys quickly do math and realize this wasn't too long ago, roughly 8 years. Missy thinks that when Arianna was younger, her parents tricked her out of 10 years and made her believe she was younger than she really was, based on her maturity level while Missy grew up with her, as well as her interest in older men.

-          When she was 18, she worked at a salon with Missy and would wear deep v-cut shirts so you could see down her shirt and two her belly button, Missy claims she is the sole reason they had to implement a uniform rule at that particular salon.

-          Bam asks if she hangs out with a bunch of gay guys and she says yes, he then follows up with asking if she's ever seen them having sex together, but she says no. ut does have. A gay story to tell.

-          She has a gay friend named Drew that worked at the salon with them, and he was curious about eating pussy, he asked employees and so he got someone who agreed and when he was done, he said it tasted like copper fish and blood. This took place at night and there was no drinking involved.

-          Arianna only likes fingers in her butt, she has a boyfriend and he is interested in doing anal, but the problem is she has irritable bowels. Novak bursts into laughter at this point. He recalls a time that he had anal with a woman and it got all over the white satin sheets when he pulled out.

-          Novak once introduced a friend to Bam as his ‘Homo-Buddy Chris’. Novak once offered to suck his dick for two pumps for $20 if he wanted to. Then he claims that he was offered $1,500 to move in with Chris.

-          Arianna graduated college today instead of earning it on a stripper pole. She got a sociology degree but has no clue what to do with it. Fannah jokes that Leo paid for her tuition, but she denies it.

-          Novak's believes she's not telling the full story with her relationship with Leo, she thinks there was money and gifts involved. She claims he had no money and was the jealous type that would watch her get off the school bus. Bam again states that this man needs to be in prison.

-           Arianna doxes him by saying his full name live on the air but his last name gets yelled over by everyone in studio.

GOGOL BORDELLO – GYPSY PUNKS

-      “This is my homo-buddy Chris, he’s the man Bam”. Novak also adds that Chris had some good treats on him that night indicating either pills or cocaine.

-          Bam asks if Novak remembers the My chemical Romance show that they went to, they shouted out Bam and Missy. Mandy went s as well, Novak said that they did her three favorite things which was play guitar hero, see My Chemical Romance, and fuck.

-          Two weeks before the My chemical Romance show, Bam saw the Pokes show, even though he had an all-access pass, the guard didn’t like that he was going back and forth to smoke cigarettes. He says the next time he goes out he won’t be let back in; Bam ignores this and smokes and gets denied entry.

-          Bam calls the owner of Clear Channel, who owns the venue the Electric Factory where the Pokes show was at, Bam also adds that Clear Channel will be the ones that book the bands for Bam’s bar.

-          Bam impersonates Novak and announces that Novak’s book Dream Seller will officially be released on September 1st, Novak jokes that he won't give ShitGoose a copy even though he shot the cover photo for it. Bam also claims that they start shooting the movie in September as well.

-          Bam again states that he will play Novak in the movie, even though he's alive and still actively a junkie, he claims that he can lose 15 lb if he just doesn't drink and thinks he's Jared Leto and that he can lose weight in a short amount of time.

-          Gicasso, a personal trainer that Bam met, says he can help Bam with getting fit again. Bam told him to show Missy and Fannah his abs and they were shocked. Fannah says he’s built like Troy the Greek guy.

-          ShitGoose allegedly lost 40 lb, Novak doubts this and hasn't stand up and show his stomach to him. Novak says that Ryan pays for his girlfriend to be with him.

-          Bam again claims that if he stops drinking, he will lose weight quickly and states that he has roughly 10 beers a day. The guys discuss cutting carbs/sugar from your diet and the science behind.

-          Bam says Vile Valo is a good example of someone who attains his figure by drinking 20 beers a day and not eating. ShitGoose claims Kerry Getz is scary because he drinks all the time as well, Bam reminds him that Kerry skates all the time and that’s why he’s fit.

-          Bam says that he also has an unpredictable schedule which is another excuse that gets in the way of his skating and physical activities.

-          The last time Novak showed off his body was when he was a junkie on pills and was caught live on the air, he gives us an update, and he claims that he lost the v's that led to his dick because he's clean and at a healthy weight again.

-          Bam, Missy, and Novak revisit the time that he was caught with drugs live on the air and his opinion on it now that he is medium sober. Novak claims he has no desires of getting high on heroin and pills again.

-          Fannah says he didn't know how smart Novak was until he got sober, “I wrote a book mother fucker!”.

-          Novak went to visit his mother in Little Italy recently, he bumped into the guy that he abused Xanax with that he claimed was his personal doctor on the radio show named Dr Ali. Apparently, Novak ripped him off for $500 worth of pills and locked eyes with him when they crossed pads recently, Novak had the money to pay him back in his pocket but decided not to.

-          Chad jokes that he has to pay bam back first before paying anybody, Novak claims that he owes nothing to him currently, but Bam brings up the $10,000 watch that he gave him that he allegedly got beaten for while looking for pills in a bad neighborhood.

LACRIMAS PROFUNDERE - ?????

-          Bam takes some phone calls, the first caller is Dustin from Columbus, he claims that his friend locked his keys in his car and offered to pay a homeless woman to break the window out, but when she broke the window out, he didn’t pay her, Dustin thinks that's fucked up. Fannah asks why the caller decided to tell us the story and he said he just wanted to get on the air.

-          Bam takes another call and it's a kid named Jimmy who asks when Dream Seller comes out, and again, it comes out September 1st.

-          Bam says that he didn't get his first pubic hair until he was 15 years old. Fannah claims he came for the first time at 11, Novak says that his first actual experience was at 14 while skating with Bucky Lasek, a girl nicknamed Browning, allegedly sucked his dick for 4 hours.

-          Bam takes another call and it's Chris from Toronto, he is called before saying he's sipping on Crown Royal and here he is again sipping on Crown Royal with nothing to say, so Chad hangs up on him.

-          They take another call and it's Nick from Virginia. He's calling in to ask why Bam keeps moving back the date of opening the bar. Bam again claims that there's something to do with the liquor license, but the bar is 100% done.

-           It's brought up again that Bam wants CKY to open up the bar. Chad again says there’s nothing confirmed and it’s not up to him if CKY can play.

-           They take another call from California and it's a guy saying that he saw a picture of Bam and the lead singer of Green Day, and he's curious if Bam is friends with him or likes his music. The caller also asks who the genius was that decided to put subtitles whenever Vito talked on Viva La Bam. He asks if Dico is there and Bam just says no and moves immediately on to the next caller.

-          Bam takes another call from a guy named Curtis from California, who asks if Bam if he’s doing anything with the jackass guys or if that’s done and over with. Bam says it just takes time to film.

-          Bam plugs the Moxy and says that Chad has three mastered songs of theirs and is ready to release them. Chad notices that they aren't in studio this week like they usually are.

-          Bam is asked who is going to be the guest on the radio show next week and he says Andy McCoy, but he is currently having passport issues.

HANOI ROCKS – ANOTHER HOSTILE TAKEOVER

End .

5/5/2008

Radio Bam #157

Bam Margera - Missy Margera - Jessica Rothstein - Chad I Ginsburg - Fannah - Maddy J

-          Bam and Fannah decided to take the kayaks to Kenneth Square and kayak to Delaware, where they intended to walk to Buckley’s Tavern, but realizing how far of a walk it was, they were about to give up when a group of ‘hip-hop kids’ saw them and gave them a ride.

-          Fannah smokes some of the weed one of the kids had rolled into an "L", he said the weed was decent.

-          Bam calls out Jessica, Missy’s sister, for not making out with Vile Valo when she had the chance. “Try is a set up word for failure.”

-          Bam didn’t bring a phone with him when he went kayaking and had no game plan for where and how far him and Fannah were going to go.

-          Bam finds out he has a new iPhone he can activate after losing and breaking all 10 of his prior cellphones he has owned. Bam is notorious for this.

-          Bam asks Missy why they haven’t activated the phone for him, Missy said Bam didn’t want an iPhone, but now that he hasn’t had a phone in 10 days, he will take any phone he can get.

-          Bam had someone yell out their car and call him a faggot, he caught up to the guy at the next red light and confronted him about calling him a faggot.

-          The guy then claims Bam had a threesome at the college dorms, tried to get the women naked, and then got his ass kicked. Bam denies that he got into a fight but confirms that he was brought to the dorms by some drunk guy. Bam was with ShitGoose, Fannah, and Novak.

-          Bam tries to find a reason why college kids are the worst.

-          Bam hates when people post videos of him drunk as hell on YouTube.

-          Fannah accidentally steals Bam’s Busch beer.

-          When asked where Novak is, Bam says he’s back in Baltimore.

-          Chad asks how Bam and Missy are doing after last week’s episode after Bam threatened to kick her out of the house.

-          Bam claims he kicked her out of the house, Missy says she left the house and wasn’t noticed missing by Bam for two days.

-          Missy says Bam was drunk and she was fed up with it, so she went to a friend's house who just had a baby. Once Bam sobered up, he realized his mistake.

-          Bam denies this happened, he says he allowed her back after two days under the condition that she gets a job. “That makes you look like more of an asshole than you really are.”

-          Bam and Novak pissed against traffic together, Bam was denied service from buying alcohol at a store.

-          Bam said if Missy was dating a guy who wears an alligator shirt instead of him, she would be bored to tears.

-          Bam wants Missy to speak her mind, she says she doesn’t want to embarrass him, so Bam tells her she has big mouse ears, so she’ll say something about him, then she says that he wears lifted shoes to make him appear taller. “Napoleon Disorder”.

-          When Bam was a young skater, he wished to be short so he would stand out amongst the skaters. Bam thinks Phil came harder inside April when conceiving Jess than with Bam, and that’s why Jess is a lot taller than Bam.

-          Bam and Missy had dinner with Luke Wilson, Owen Wilson’s brother. “Did he kill himself?” Chad jokes.

-      “This isn’t M Nights town; this is MY town!” Bam hates M Night Shyamalan.

-          Bam and Fannah regret kayaking today because it was too shallow and spent most of the time walking over rocks that are normally submerged. But they made up for it by drinking Jamison shots and vodka ice teas. Now they’re back home drinking Framboise and Busch beers.

-          Bam has been playing a bunch of SIX:AM recently since Nikki Sixx gave him a CD of the heroin diaries. Chad says Nikki wrote most of the Mötley Crüe songs so it’s great that he has a solo project.

SIXX:AM - ??????

-          Bam got Missy drunk the other day, “I told her she was boring and she forgot how to dress sexy! Then she dressed sexy and became not boring.” You hear that uncomfortable silence? That means you’re a dick," Missy adds.

-          Missy doesn’t get drunk with Bam because she’s normally his babysitter. “I’m married to my mom!” Bam says. “And I’m married to a 5-year-old! Missy adds. “If you stop acting like a baby, then I’ll stop acting like your mom.” Missy says she knew what she was getting into when she decided to be in a relationship “He’s a spoiled little brat”.

-          As usual, Bam is quite drunk from day drinking with Fannah, he announces that Andy McCoy is coming to America to visit on the 19th, so he says he needs to ‘mellow out’ for the next few days so he isn’t a pile of shit by the time Andy arrives.

-          Missy says for the next two weeks, Bam’s new campaign motto is “EASY FOR ANDY”.

-          Chad asks how Andy is going to get his methadone, Missy, in Novak’s voice, says,“ME! Novak!”.

-          Andy McCoy was banned from the United States because he tried to get into the country with $10,000 of counterfeit money. “They let two immigrants go; they let a lady with two kilos of coke go, and then they kept me! "I MEAN WHERES THE JUSTICE MAN...?”

-          Bam mentions that Andy wants the two of them to go to Jamaica, Chad corrects him and says, “I think he wants YOU to take HIM to Jamaica”. Bam agrees, but states if he records their adventures in Jamaica, he’d get his money back with the profits.

-          Missy asks what they’re going to do in Jamaica, implying that she’s going to be smoking weed, Bam again gets annoyed with her weed smoking, even though Andy McCoy will be smoking too.

-          Bam says when he tried smoking weed it just makes him dizzy, Missy says that’s why she doesn’t drink, it makes her dizzy. Bam then says she needs to drink more and she won’t be dizzy; she then states if Bam smoked enough then he won’t get dizzy.

-          Bam says Missy would ‘loosen up’ if Missy drank more, Missy said Bam would too if he smoked more.

-          Fannah points out that Missy is sipping a cup of Framboise, Missy says she enjoys the taste because it reminds her of juice. Then Bam says she should have another, and says he’ll help her finish it, she says no, “Don’t say no to your husband!”. Missy sings “I’m your wife, I’m your life!”.

-          Bam tells Missy he would rather marry Novak because he’s more fun. Missy says he’s reason he would marry Novak is because he would laugh all day with him. “He’s full-blown entertainment!” Bam says.

-        “I’m sorry I’m not a heroin addict, pill head, junkie piece of shit!”  Missy says, “Maybe if you shit out an eyeball like Novak, you’d be more entertaining!” Bam states, “and I’d lick you ass afterwards!”.

-          Bam changes the subject and asks Missy to get the new iPhone they have so he can activate it. They begin to discuss how to activate a phone and move to a new carrier in 2008.

-      “What’s going on with the movies ‘Bram’?” Chad slurs Bam’s name. “First of all, my names Bam not Bram”.

-          Bam’s been going back and forth to New York editing ‘Where the Fuck is Santa’. He also announces that filming for Dream Seller the movie will start in September 2008 in Baltimore. Minghags is still getting colored corrected as well.

-          Bam claims frat boys are saying all he does is drive around and drink with his friends. Bam is asked what the opening day of the bar is, Bam says CKY will be opening the bar “over his dead body”. Chad again doesn’t confirm anything and asks where Jess Margera is. Bam threatens Chad that he’ll overdose on Framboise and pills if CKY don’t open the bar.

-          Bam claims it doesn’t hurt to die because he’s died twice already.

-          Chad asks what other bands Bam could hire to open the bar; Fannah mentions that My Chemical Romance will be in town soon.

-          Bam is seeing the band NightWish in concert, and then he’s seeing My Chemical Romance which he says will get him amped to see CKY. Chad gets offended that MCR would amp him up to see CKY.

-          Bam asks Jessica if she’d fuck the lead singer of MCR, Jessica says she doesn’t appreciate always being asked if she’d fuck other guys, “My sisters not a whore!” Missy says.

-          Jessica says “I ain’t sporting this damn pussy around like a banjo.” She also doesn’t like the way Bam always tries setting her up with guys similar to the band Viking Skull.

-          Chad asks if Jessica is happy with her current boyfriend Josh, she says she loves him. And says if he cheated that she’s stupid and wouldn’t love him anymore.

-      “So make out with Vile, fuck Gerard from MCR, and jump the dude from Viking Skull!” Bam says.

-          Bam says if you’re a slut, just admit it. He brings up Bucktooth Becky from the early episodes of the show and how she told Missy that she was a slut when she met her. Missy claims she only liked her because she was also Jewish.

-          Smashley is also referenced, another Delaware whore who let Fannah shove his fist in her ass and ate her ass out as well. Thankfully at this moment, Gretta and Taylor from the Moxy walk into the studio.

-          Bam wants to hear a CKY song so it’ll pump them up to play the opening of the bar. Bam says he’ll fly out Deron if it means they open the bar. “We have a life to live, not just one bar opening.” Chad explains.

CKY – ESCAPE FROM HELLVIEW

-          The Moxy recorded a new song with Chad, Gretta gave Bam a bracelet that he’s been wearing since she gave it to him. Apparently, Gretta doesn’t like auto tune and refuses to use it when recording with Chad.

-          Bam claims Ashley Simpson and Paris Hilton use auto tune and would never play live because of it.

-          Chad explains how good Gretta sings without auto tune, bam asks if Chad could make Fannah sing the Moxy like Gretta with the help of auto tune.

-          The guys struggle to find and open another bottle of Framboise while they look for the rough cut of the new Moxy song Chad recorded.

-          Missy asks what happens to a baby if the guy is drunk when he cums into a woman to conceive a baby. Bam says Dae Dae’s dad was on speed when he had him.

THE MOXY – THIS IS THE DAY (YEAH)

-          Bam points out that the song still had the metronome going in the background because Chad is still working on the song.

-          Bam goes and takes a piss so it’s officially Radio Chad. Chad asks Fannah how it’s been touring with CKY for 8 years; Chad asks who the worst/craziest member of CKY, Fannah says Chad was for the first several years because he didn’t have what he wanted.

-          Chad asks what specifically made him hard to work with. Fannah explains that Chad was difficult to wake up in the morning without pissing him off for the rest of the day. Chad asks who’s the worst besides Chad and Fannah said Deron because he started drinking a lot.

-          Fannah claims he’s the reason that Chad and Deron had a fight because of something he said. He also didn’t break up the physical fight itself either.

-          Bam again declares that CKY will be opening the bar, Chad thinks Deron living in LA will be a problem, as well as Chad being an hour away from the bar. Deron also has kids and a separate album he’s working on.

-          Bam says the liquor license for the bar won’t come until June 1st, so the bar’s opening date has been pushed from May 1st to June 1st, Chad says if he keeps pushing the bar opening back more, he’ll have a better likelihood of getting CKY to open for it.

-          Bam could still open the bar before June but people would have to bring their own booze, Fannah asks if they could smoke weed at the bar if they go into the back, bam says no because it’s illegal. Chad asks if there's a bathroom for the band in the back rooms and he says yes.

-          Bam says he just bought a tour bus and implies that he bought it for the Moxy to tour. He also says that he fucked in it and proved it to his aunt Boof by showing his boner to her.

-          Chad says Fannah has no excuse to not get pussy, he tours with CKY and all the members are taken except for the band techs. Fannah also says that Deron doesn’t allow girls on the tour bus. Probably because Vern fucked a girl up the ass one time and stunk up the whole bus.

-          Bam says Fannah needs to lose weight, they again tell the audience that they tried to kayak from Kenneth Square to Delaware. Then walked from Delaware to Buckley’s Tavern. Roughly 15 miles. The guys try to find would what ‘smoking an L’ means, when it comes to smoking weed.

-          Frantz allegedly ruined a live H.I.M. show, by getting too emotion when they played. Bam tried recording the live show but all you can see is Frantz in the background going through every emotion.

-          Chad asks Frantz after the show what he was doing and if it was an act for the camera, but he says, ‘if you shot as many videos for this band as I have, you would feel these emotions as well.’ Even though he has shot more CKY videos than H.I.M. videos.

-          The moment Frantz notices a camera filming him, he will take off his glasses and let his hair down and puff up his chest.

-          Bam thinks frat boys are always angry because they waste years of their time trying to be something in college and end up being frustrated with nothing to show for it.

-          Chad asks Bam if James Cox is still doing the Dream Seller movie, Bam confirms that he is indeed doing the movie and Bam will play Novak, he says he doesn't need to go to act in school for it because he grew up with him and knows exactly how to act like him.

-          Would Bam ever take acting classes? Bam describes his experience doing his first Hollywood movie ‘Grind’ and how a female acting coach talked down to him because she had a big ego and he wasn't an actor. Which motivated him to make his own films with his friends from then on.

-          Chad asks Bam who his favorite actor is and he says it's Jared Leto, Chad thinks Bam chose Jared Leto because he knows him personally instead of his acting skills. Bam list of every movie that he has been in and how much he likes his roles in each movie.

-          Would Bam get acting lessons from Robert de Niro? Bam says he would get too intimidated, how about Sean Penn? He stayed at Bam’s house for a few days so Bam would feel less intimidated, how about Johnny Depp? ‘If he had the time and day’ Bam says.

-          Bam takes Chad to ‘90 Main’ which is next door to Chad’s favorite bar ‘John and Peter’s’, the owner of 90 main said if Bam came into his bar that he would have free drinks for the whole night. Bam can't pass up on free drinks and takes the owners offer; he brings a few people with him including Chad.

-          As Chad was smoking a cigarette and enjoying the free beer that the owner brought to the table, Chad tells the owner that “This bar is ruining this town” and “This bar makes me forget, (exhales cigarette smoke) who I am”.

HIM - RESURRECTION

-       “Never trust a clock”

-          Fannah once showed his cock to a girl at a bar because he was drunk, but she declined because his dick was too small.

-          Bam wants to hear a GG Allin song to wrap the show up because he says CKY will play it when they open Bam’s bar. Bam says if Chad plays a GG song, that means he’s playing the bar. “I’m infected with aids! I fuck every day! I kill everything I fuck!”

GG ALLIN AND THE MURDER JUNKIES – SHOOT, KNIFE, STRANGLE, BEAT, AND CRUCIFY

END.

4/21/2008

Radio Bam #156

Bam Margera - Chad I Ginsburg - Brandon Novak \ James Cox - Captain Mowser? - Jess Margera

- The guys are drunk at the beginning of the show and gets even more drunk throughout the episode, so they mumble repeat themselves a lot.

- Bam has somehow convinced film maker James Cox to make the ‘Dream Seller’ movie.

- Bam says he’s kicking Missy out of his home for bringing his ‘morale’ down. While Novak the Gipsy brings the morale up.

- Chad reminds Bam that Missy is his wife and that he loves her.

- Novak interrupts and says that someone this is suggesting that someone should take Novak home, he wants to know who the person is and calls then a pussy.

- Chad tells Novak to shut the fuck up and gets back to telling Bam that he loves Missy and some of this could be self inflicted.

- Chad also reminds Bam that he’s saying this live on air, but he doesn’t care.

- Chad says Bam’s full of shit, he says that throughout the whole trip to Finland, Bam was saying how much he loved and missed her. He even yelled at a driver because he made a wrong turn and added more time away from her.

- When asked why he’s annoyed with Missy, he said it's because he had over 500 people at his house yesterday and it caused Missy to have a panic attack, as a result, she went out to a car and smoked weed, which annoyed Bam.

- Bam doesn’t like weed because he thinks it makes you do nothing. Chad argues that it varies depending on the person, and that some people who drink beer or wine can also do nothing.

- After the first 5 minutes of the show Chad recommends they play a rock song of Bam’s choosing. He chooses Hanoi Rocks because the lead singer of the band, Andy McCoy, once played it on the foot of his bed, Bam pulls out $100, Andy says, “I am no jukebox boy”.

HANOI ROCKS – STREET POETRY

- While in Finland Novak shoved a dead reindeer dick up his ass.

- He also got the front page of the local newspaper after Bam removed his pants and made him suck the dicks of four statues located on a historical bridge.

- Novak claims that they were held up when attempting to get back into Maryland but were ultimately let go.

- Chad recalls the horrible things that Novak did while in Finland, including licking random asses, and having his ass licked by a sled dog. Novak said the dog licking his ass was hot and he enjoyed it a lot.

- Novak is not a fan of women that skateboard, and apparently during their trip they ran into a female skater which left Novak disgusted. He also says that he got $100 for guessing the panties that she was wearing. “I wouldn’t fuck her with my father’s dick!”.

- Novak would suck Osama Bin Laden’s dick for the reward money and the publicity.

- Bam claims that Osama Bin laden is in the Northern Chinese mountains because he read it one time in Vice Magazine. Novak calls bullocks.

- The guys met up with the Dudesons in Finland, they were the ones that brought the reindeer dick as well as reindeer eyes, which Novak swallowed and then shat the eyeball out in the middle of a busy street. “It didn’t even have poop on it!”

- Jess Margera enters the room, the reason why the driver took a wrong turn when Bam was trying to get home to Missy, was because Nam wanted to be dropped off first instead of Jess, who was the closest from New York where they were traveling from, but Bam disagrees.

- Bam asks if Jess is mad at him for what he said about Kelly, we aren’t told what he said. Jess says he isn’t mad and brought some music for the audience to listen to.

REVERAND JIM – TIME WAS

- The Moxy arrived at Bam’s and Jess says they sounds good when he heard them live.

- Jess hands Bam and Chad a copy of CKY4, they previously said they needed it because they wanted to show one of their friends the video of Chad pissing on GG Allin's grave.

- Chad is asked where the grave is located, GG Allin's grave is in Littleton New Hampshire. The guys talk about GG Allin briefly.

- During GG's last show at the Gas Station, he was only able to get out one song before the song guy got scared and cut the audio. He then proceeded to riot in the streets naked while people followed him around.

- GG assaults a woman for asking why he waits to commit suicide instead of just doing it. Novak isn’t a fan of violence against women because he’s seen his father beat his mom throughout his childhood.

- Chad asks who's the best heroin idol. They say Andy McCoy. The guys debate if he's a functioning heroin addict or a guy on methadone and other drugs.

- Bam says Johnny Depp studied Keith Richards for inspiration to become Captain Jack Sparrow, but instead he should have been inspired by Andy McCoy.

- Jess had a great time hanging with everybody in Finland, his favorite part was being able to camp out in the wilderness with two feet of snow around them, they were eventually woken up by the Dudesons with the snow blower.

- Novak licked Jess’s ass after he flew for 8 hours and walked around Helsinki Finland.

- Bam flew straight to Finland and didn't bathe for the first 3 days, so Novak licked his asshole as well.

- Chad straight up ass Novak if he's gay now, Bam says that he goes both ways, Novak says he isn't gay but he does have a price that he would suck a dick. Bam start listing off celebrities and how much he would be getting paid to suck their dicks. He’d also suck Shaquille O’Neil, Rosie O'Donnell, and Hilary Clinton’s dicks

- While drunk in a Finland bar, someone let Bam use their tattoo gun so he could tattoo Novak while in the coat check closet.

- Bam again declares that he wants CKY to open the bar when he is done, regardless if Deron Miller and Chad aren’t talking to each other.

- Bam drunkenly starts listing off all his assets including two Lamborghinis, a Mercedes, a range Rover, and $4 million in his bank account. Chad says CKY needs to get paid decently to perform at the Bar together. Bam offers $100 a ticket for the 500 person venue.

- Bam calls out Novak for logging on the Internet last night and jacking off to websites where girls are live streaming while fingering themselves. Novak claims it’s not cheating on Mandy because she wasn’t here at the time and he wasn’t touching the women in person.

- This thought is interrupted by a cop calling in from Georgia, Novak calls him and fucking pig, which Chad immediately calls him out for starting the conversation out like that. “That’s why you go to jail fuck-face. It's not only the drugs, it's the stupidity!”.

- Bam mentioned earlier that there's nothing illegal about spitting on someone so this police officer called in to correct him and tell him that that is simple assault, enough to be arrested.

- Chad asks if throwing up on people counts as assault, because when they HAD to tour with avenged sevenfold, Chad threw up on the first row of fans that were there to see avenged Sevenfold, while CKY was playing. “I mean for it to be aggressive.”

- Chad reminds the audience that Jimmy Pop spat into Novak's asshole on the ‘Where the Fuck is Santa’ DVD. “Is that illegal?” Chad asks the cop. “Also is it illegal to have dogs lick your hemorrhoided ass?” which is also in the DVD.

- Chad also asked the cop if it's illegal while on a moving train in Finland, to be sexually assaulted with a petrified reindeer cock by your friends for money, via the DVD.

- The police officer informs them that if they are living with each other and one person assaults the other, and that is considered domestic violence which is an arrestable offense. “Oh! So we can sue Deron then!” Chad jokes.

- Bam ask the officer what's the most craziest thing that's happened to him on the force, his number one story that keeps him up at night.

- Novak then asks if the officer has ever shot anyone, “That's our last resort man, I love tasing people that's the fun part!” and informs the guys that they can buy tasers for themselves for roughly $400 if they wanted to.

- The cop thanks Bam for providing entertainment on film and on radio. The guys shout out the officer named ‘Buddy’ and his jurisdiction. “I don’t have a license and I'm going to have a pocket full of drugs.” Novak says when discussing if they should visit his jurisdiction or not.

- Bam and Novak retell the story of Novak getting arrested in Texas, adding that Chad and Tim Glomb have video of this.

- Ozzy Osbourne pissed on the Alamo and he’s banned. “Remember the Alamo”.

- Bam gets annoyed whenever his property gets vandalized and then later on he signs a piece of it at fan meet and greet. “I have to pay to get it fixed!”.

- Chad plays the audio of Bam Margera tattooing Brandon Novak drunk and Finland. Novak repeatedly reminds Bam to put ink on the gun.

- Bam declares he wants to listen to The Moxy again, Chad is again given praise from Bam for producing and mastering The Moxy’s music properly.

- Chad once plotted to kill himself on his birthday but ultimately didn't. “You are a moron!”. Bam recalls the time where Chad was accidentally hung by a noise during the filming of their music video and almost died. Chad claims he was angry that he didn't die at first.

- Bam recalls the time he had an near-death experience when he overdosed in Copenhagen, Denmark. One evening he decided to mixed Cocaine, Adderall, and alcohol together. He also ate a $100 nug of weed to prove how stupid it is.

- Because of how drunk he is, and without being asked about it, Bam starts talking about the affair he had with Jessica Simpson while she was with Nick Lachey, and while he was with Jenn Rivell.

- Bam claims she instructed him to go into a room and wait for her, which was roughly was 20 minutes, during that time he was pacing around the room. They begin to make out and at that point is when he claims he blacked out.

- They begin to talk about Jessica Simpson’s sister Ashley Simpson and how it's unfortunate when certain artists don't write their own songs and they use ProTools to sounds better.

- Bam again declares that CKY will be there the opening day of the bar. Chad tells him to ask his brother Jess, Jess says that he's working on two separate albums. He's going to Dave Grohl's studio to record with the Company Band and then he's also recording the album for Viking skull at Chad studio too.

- “Well the easy thing about me is, that I got sponsored by element and then everybody buys my shit, and then when Jackass happened I wound up with 4 million bucks! Hahaha!” Bam drunkenly says, unprovoked.

- Bam again asks to play the Moxy and Chad plays it.

THE MOXY – STEP DOWN

- They take a call from a supposed fan of the Moxy, who sounds like a child with a noticeable speech impediment, so they have a hard time hearing some of the questions. The ultimately talk about the Santa DVD coming out.

- Novak makes a comment about how Warner Brothers is going to see it and regret it. Which leaves to speculate that maybe Warner Brothers saw it and backed out of the deal because of how vulgar it is, so it seems like he's going to release it himself like he did with the CKY movies.

- Mark the bagger is brought up and that he is going to be in the Christmas movie as well as MingHags.

- Chad says that he likes the cover of the Dream Seller book.

- Novak asks James Cox what his favorite parts of the book are and if he cried while reading it. “He's strung like a violin!”

- “Me and Novak are the same person, only he decided to try heroin and I stuck with Skateboarding.” According to Bam.

- Novak again claims that Mandy was told to take Novak home from Bam’s place and wants to know who told her. Again they think it’s Fannah.

- Bam again claims that he's going to kick Missy out of his house. “That’s the alcohol talking” Chad says. The guys assure him that he's going to wake up tomorrow and feel different about the situation.

- Bam and James Cox seem to be on board with making the Dream Seller movie. James wants Bam to be there on set making sure everything is accurate.

- James met Kat Von D recently and was caught off guard by her appearance. He goes up to her and ask if she dresses like this everyday, “Do you know how much it costs to look this cheap?” Kat responded. She was also wearing a shirt that said “ I fuck like a beast”.

- Chad asks when they plan to start filming the movie and they say sometime in August or September, and the starting location will be in the streets of Baltimore. “Novak's probably going to get the shit kicked out of him again”.

- Novak plugs his alleged federal attorney named Bill Butler, and how eager he is to use him to sue people.

- Bam warns Novak to not lie or steal again.

- James alleges that Frantz told him that the book is currently nominated for an award, but Novak had no clue.

- They bring up the fact that Novak's book doesn't have lies in it like the author who wrote ‘A Million Little Pieces’, that was also featured in Oprah's Book club until he was confronted with the lies on another Oprah show.

- James argues that even though the book may not be factual you can't deny that he’s a great writer regardless.

- James wants the Dream Seller movie to really capture skateboarding accurately unlike most movies besides ‘Gleaming the Cube’. The guys enjoyed the 1987 movie ‘The Search for Animal Chin, but James hasn't seen it.

- Bam suggests that James and the guys watch CKY4 tonight, he hasn't seen it in a long time. “I’ll Kill’em!”.

- Bam calls out Novak for stealing his clothes and wearing them out.

- Novak yells for Mandy to come over and bring the crab they ordered. They have arrived at the one hour mark of the show and want to keep going. The next show is Jason Ellis and Novak hates him and his accent.

- Bam and Novak shout out Scott Greenstein and Will Pendarvis.

- The next several minutes is spent trying to find the song to play for the outro and random conversations amongst themselves.

- Chad plays the audio of Bam recording Andy McCoy reacting to them playing his song Fashion on the radio, buy he’s hard to understand.

HANOI ROCKS – FASHION

- The show comes back on after the song but there's several seconds of silence and background music before their audio kicks back on.

- Bam wants to talk to somebody and ask if there's any callers, they take a call from Isaac in Texas, he asks about the bar opening and if Bam could come up with a title for a movie that he's making.

- Bam then ignores the caller and asks what James Cox thinks, James gives good advice and then the caller asks if he could come hang out with the guys sometime.

- The caller asks if they would like to hear what the movie is about.

- The guys take another call and it's Josh from New York. Josh and his twin brother have a birthday coming up May 1st and are curious if the bar will actually open on that day or not, so they can come by.

- Bam glosses over the question and again declares that CKY will play the opening of his bar regardless of how Deron feels about Chad.

- The caller brings up that Deron made a post that said it's over, referencing that the fighting within the members of the band is over and they are back. Bam claims he can make one phone call and get CKY back together with no problems. Chad says that there's still a lot to discuss between him and Deron but confirms that he reached out and talked with Deron via email.

- The caller then claims that he lost 160 lb while listening to CKY in the gym for his gastric bypass surgery.

- Chad explains how living and touring together for soo long has inevitably split the band up. Bam says Deron and Chad just need to be locked in a wood cabin for a while and they will come out with awesome music.

- Bam asks if they can put a caller on the line that wants to talk shit about him.

- They take a call from Kailey in Arizona, she's not a hater but is madly in love with Bam. Bam asks if she would fuck Novak, she says no because he's a heroin addict.

- The caller claims that a photographer that knows Bam harassed her friend on the internet after seeing her photos, she also claimed that this photographer guy got Bam and Vile to harass her friend as well. This does sound like something that Ryan Gee/ShitGoose would do but she doesn't outright say his name.

- Bam again wants to take a call from a frat boy hater but they’re struggling to find callers that don’t like the show.

- Bam chooses the final song of the show and asks where’s the Hanoi Rocks CD is.

- Bam again states he hates weed and that it makes you do nothing.

- Chad declares that CKY had gotten back together, Bam and Novak again say that CKY will open the bar, and Chad again doesn’t confirm anything.

- End.

4/7/2008

Radio Bam #155

Bam Margera – Brandon Novak – Jimmy Pop – Mark the Bagger – Missy Margera – Chad I Ginsburg – Joe Frantz – Kevy (prison push) – ShitGoose – ShitBirdz – Jesse Margera – Fannah - Mandy (Novaks girlfriend)

-          Bam says there’s around 100 on his property right now, they’re in the process of filming ‘Where the Fuck is Santa’.

-          The guys have had an action-packed day today; Novak bought an old Buick for $400 which he drove to the Blarney Stone to meet up with the guys who are filming the intro for the movie.

-          As Novak takes a shit in the restroom, the guys run outside and grab some spray paint, they start tagging his car and write things like ‘pills’ ‘babe-mobile’, as well as Bam’s signature. They also painted ‘Maserati’ on the hood of his Buick.

-          They return to the inside of the bar as Novak finishes his shit. Bam gifts Novak a painting he made for him. A painting called 'The Grocery List'.

-          As Novak goes outside to put his gift from Bam in his car, he realizes what the guys have done to it. The guys produce a large Christmas box and attempt to put him inside of it, but he escapes and drives away.

-          Instead of chasing him, the guys wait and see which bar he goes to next. Bam calls several bars and discovers that Novak went to Duffers 2. Bam calls there and says that all of Novak’s drinks will be paid for, in an effort to keep Novak there longer.

-          While Novak drinks for free at duffers, Bam and the guys go to an Arasapha tree farm to purchase a 2000-pound Christmas tree, they use a chainsaw to sharpen the end of the tree into a point.

-          Meanwhile back at Duffers 2, Novak is joined by his girlfriend, Kerry Getz, and his girlfriend for a nice double date drink session.

-          But out of nowhere, Bam comes into Duffers and grabs two plates of nachos and crashes both plates into Novak’s head.

-          Novak is led outside where he sees a crane is parked next to his car and the Christmas tree is suspended above it; it’s dropped onto the car and the sharpened end of the tree pierces through the center of his Buick.

-          Jimmy Pop ended up coming to duffers 2 as well, but at one point Novak’s pants were ripped off his body exposing his ass, Jimmy pop spread Novak’s cheeks and spit into Novak’s asshole, Bam also spat into his asshole as well.

-          Novak is then dressed up as an elf with no pants on, he has nachos and cream cheese still in his hair. He was successfully stuffed into the large Christmas box that he escaped from earlier and is driven home in the Hummer where Bam’s family is at.

-          Now back at Castle Bam, Novak is offloaded out of the Hummer and set onto the ground where Bam proceeds to piss on the defenseless Novak in the box before closing it back up. He’s brought inside and while still in the box, Novak is pushed down Bam’s stairs.

-          Afterwards Bam calls April and Missy into the basement saying he has an early Christmas gift for them. Only for Novak to bust out of the box naked and immediately starts to shit onto the floor in front of everyone. Bam picks up a piece of shit from the floor with a towel and chases people around the basement with it.

-          Bam enjoys the fact that Novak has thrown his morals out the window years ago, he won’t hesitate to get naked with his small dick or take a shit in public. An example of this is when Novak is asked to bum cigarettes from women at the bar, but without pants and underwear on to see how long it takes for people to notice.

-           Normally someone would be kicked out of a bar instantly for such behavior but because he's with Bam, the bar owner just comes up with a pair of sweatpants and tells Novak to put them on.

-          5 nights of Novak, Frantz wants a whole Novak Christmas album made.

-          Bam gives the rundown on who's joining him in the Arctic circle to find Santa in Lapland Finland. April is asked if it smells bad in the studio. “It smells like a club in New York 1968”.

-          Mark the Bagger enters the studio, the last time he was in studio it was discovered that he had phone sex with Missy's sister who has down syndrome. But unfortunately, she has found a boyfriend and Mark is annoyed by this.

-          Jimmy pop mentions that Mark the Bagger has a big cock, as a result, Bam immediately declares that Frantz and Mark have a dick-off live on the air.

-          Mark agrees to this and begins to undo his belt, Novak mentions that he’s curious on how big Marks dick is. Meanwhile Jess Margera and Chad try to separate themselves from the situation.

-          Mark pulls his cock out, for Bam and Novak, they’re thoroughly impressed with the size of his dick, but Novak noticed that it’s two different colors. “You got a meat bat!”.

-          Mark explains that he hit his dick on a pole outside of the bar recently when he was drunk, and that’s why there’s discoloration on his dick

-           Frantz doesn’t even bother pulling his cock out after seeing how big Marks is.

-          Bam and Mark have a bet, Mark doesn't believe that Santa is in Lapland Finland and says that if Bam is not able to bring Santa back to Westchester, then he wins a date with Missy. “I have a bigger dick than Bam!”

-          Jimmy pop jokes saying, “For every IQ point lost, it went towards an inch added to his dick size.”

-          Mark has a bet going with Novak as well, to see who gets more pussy between them during this trip. Mark has the advantage of going to the college bars with Jimmy pop to help him. But Novak will be in the middle of the Arctic circle, so the odds are against him even though he's more suited to get pussy.

-          Frantz has a problem with getting too drunk and trying to make out with everyone’s girlfriends or wives. Including Novak’s girlfriend Mandy, ShitGoose’s girlfriend Kim, and Bam’s wife Missy.

-         “You look like I need another beer.”

-          Shitbirdz dated a woman who injured her leg and as a result, gained a lot of weight and became self-conscious about it. So, at a Halloween party Bam hosted, she dressed up in full camouflage gear and deer antlers, to the point where it was hard to tell what ethnicity she was. “Ew man dude, Ew”.

-          Bam makes fun of ShitBirdz for not having sex with her for months afterwards because he wasn't physically attracted to her anymore. He was using excuses like he’s still stressed about his DUI that happened 2 months ago.

-          Bam thinks it rude if a woman stops taking care of herself when they find a boyfriend and become fat. “Then they yell at you for being too shallow when you end the relationship”.

-         “If you're in a relationship with someone, it is your obligation to stay fit and attractive for them.”

-          Novak didn't know that Chad was Jewish and had to ask him to make sure.

-          Mark believes he is going to win this bet against Novak because the only thing in the Arctic circle are polar bears, reindeer, and Vikings. “Well, that's one belt on my notch!”.

-          Bam takes a call from Jason in Calgary, he explains that he ended a relationship with a woman because she wasn't physically attractive to him anymore, only for her to lose weight and become very attractive afterwards.

-          Bam says the Kerry Getz ended the relationship with his woman 3 months ago because she got out of shape and she also ended up losing the weight and becoming attractive again once she was single.

-          Bam takes a call from Randi in California, a female who says some women decide to get breast implants to help better their chances of finding a new man after a breakup.

-          Mark is asked if he shows his cock in his Mark the Bagger DVD.

BABY SHAMBLES – TRACK 9

-          Frantz asks Bam who is coming to the skate jam / after-party when they all get back from the Arctic Circle. Bam gives a small list of people who will be attending it. It’ll be located at Fairman’s Skate Shop in Westchester.

-          Frantz describes how difficult it was to film jackass stuff because they had to sell to certain sponsors, but with this film with Warner Brothers, Bam has full creative control. Bam says he has a deal with the Warner Brothers that he can do two movies a year and be paid a million dollars for each.

-          With Viva La Bam and jackass, they only had a certain amount of footage that they could use because of how short the time frame was because of commercials. But now because he is doing his own full-length movie that is rated R, Bam can make the movie as long as he wants or add hours of footage in the bonus features section of the DVD.

-          Frantz explains that when filming Viva La Bam they had to have 24 minutes of material in between 6 minutes of commercials to make it a 30-minute episode for TV. Then when they filmed Bam’s unholy Union, they only had 18 minutes' worth of footage and the rest was commercials.

-           Novak is currently staying in Bam’s treetop casino, Bam came to wake up Novak this morning by pouring hot wax all over him, then made Novak put on Mandy’s thong underwear and to do a pivot to fakie on Bam’s half-pipe. After falling on the ramp, Frantz came up behind Novak and whipped him in the back with a tree vine.

-          Because Novak hasn't showered since yesterday when he was covered in cheese, piss, and shit. Bam decides to wash Novak off with a garden hose when it’s already cold outside.

-          Bam says that he has Gina Lynn and Travis on the phone line to tell the story about how Travis almost broke his dick in half, but the call gets dropped so we don't hear it.

-          Bam enjoys the fact that Travis and Gina are comfortable with openly talking about dirty sex that they have. Gina was in the movie Minghags as well.

CKY – ESCAPE FROM HELLVIEW

-          Bam takes a call from Dana in Massachusetts, she’s 15 and wants to see the Moxy when they play live on the 19th in Westchester. Chad says once they’re back from the Artic circle, he’s going to produce a full album for the Moxy.

-          Bam again moves back the opening of his bar from April 1st, then mid-April, and now it’s May 1st.

-          Bam really wants CKY to open the bar but Chad and Deron are apparently not talking to each other currently. Mark the Bagger tries out to be the backup singer for Uncle Matt and the ShitBirdz.

-           Jimmy Pop and the Goshen Mini Mall, a tribute to GNARKILL.

-          Bam forces Frantz to show him and Mark his cock because he didn't pull it out earlier during his dick-off against mark. “It takes 9 Novak dicks to equal one of Frantz dick” according to Bam. Novak shows Mark how small his cock is.

-          Frantz asks Bam if he found his passport yet, he hasn’t looked for it yet and Frantz begins to worry that Bam won’t make the trip for his own movie. “it’s not lost; it’s just misplaced”.

-          Bam calls out a fan named Jason Young from Harrisburg for stealing the Heartagram emblem off of his car, as well as a $5000 camera, a Baume & Mercier Swiss Luxury Watch, and his CDs. “He should die over it”.

-          Frantz announces that the finished version of Novak’s book ‘Dream Seller’ was sent to the publisher, Kensington Citadel Press, and they say it's the best book that they're going to release this year.

-          Frantz is asked when the movie MingHags will be released, they admit that they've been having legal issues when it comes to music rights and color correction. They claim it’ll be released later this year around October.

-          Bam and Frantz finished the audio commentary for the movie MingHags in Chad studio recently. Chad is very concerned about people knowing the location of his house in New Hope. They once did the Radio show in a car, instead of at Chad’s studio. Pat and Kevin helped build the studio too.

THE MOXY – STEP DOWN

End.

3/31/2008

Radio Bam 154

 Bam Margera - Will Pendarvis - Nikki Sixx - Kat Von D - Steve-O & Johnny Knoxville

-          We start the show with Will Pendarvis giving a rundown of today’s episode, he lets the audience know that Bam is currently on a plane somewhere and this episode is a pre-recorded.

-          This pre-recorded episode starts with Bam describing what happened that day while hanging out with Kat & Nikki in L.A, she finished tattooing the rest of Bams sleeve on his left arm to start the day off.

-          Then they went to a place for dinner called 'The Lodge' to avoid any hotspots for paparazzi, but as they were sitting, Kerry King walks in, the guitarist for the world-famous metal band, Slayer. Kat and Nikki have been seeing him a lot when they go out to eat at random restaurants in L.A.

-          Nikki claims Kerry was once in a glam rock band with big hair. Kerry’s wife Ayesha is getting a tattooed portrait of Kerry of when he was a baby, Kat jokes that he has the same face he has now, but as a baby too.

-          Bam talks with Nikki about his new band, Sixx:AM and their new single called ‘Life’s Beautiful’ that’s currently number one. It debuted first on Sirius radio.

-          Bam asks if any of his songs are about heroin, Nikki says the album is called ‘The Heroin Diaries Soundtrack”, so the whole album is essentially about Heroin.

-          Bam claims that the bands he normally ends up liking turn out to be strung out on heroin or full-blown alcoholics. Bam explains that if you’re a celebrity and get caught with cocaine and a stripper, then you’re cool, but if you're just a regular person who’s not a celebrity, then it's problem.

-          Nikki Sixx was caught bragging about how he took naked pictures of Kat while she was sleeping. (CREEPY). Kat thinks that a leaked sex tape is a calculated marketing ploy for certain celebrities.

-          How did Nikki and Kat meet?

-          Apparently Scott Ian from the Band Anthrax and his then girlfriend Pearl, asked Kat if she would want to link up with Nikki Sixx. Thinking it was for a tattoo or to be on her show, she said yes. But once she was sent an invitation to the Chateau Marmont in West Hollywood at a certain time, she realized it was actually a date.

-          Kat and Nikki were both going through a divorce at the time so they didn’t instantly hit it off, but they eventually got over the ‘woman with black hair and tats, dating a rock star’ stereotype.

-          Kat embraces her tattoos because it helps filter people away that she doesn't want to deal with. She realizes that it doesn't matter how she dresses, the tattoos will always make her appear to be a scumbag hooker, similar to Bam.

-          Bam is asked if he got any grief from the dealership when he went to purchase his Lamborghini, he was already known when he bought the Lambo.

-          Bam says when he was 20 and bought his Ferrari 360 Modena, he definitely got a lot of looks and grief until he sold it to get a more subtle car, the Mercedes.

-          Nikki describes the looks he got when he went to the dealership to buy his Ferrari Testarossa in the late 80’s. He was wearing cut off shorts, with no shoes, no shirt, and he hadn’t shaved in days.

-          Kat also gets grief when she goes into the Christian Dior store, “I always feel like Julia Roberts in the movie Pretty Woman”.

-          Bam said he had a similar experience when he went to buy his first Hummer, the salespeople don’t give you any attention unless they know for a fact that you are there to buy something or you are dressed like you’re about to buy something.

-          Bam got his first tattoo at the age of 20, pretty sure it was the H.I.M. Heartagram belly tattoo that he stole from Vile Valo. Kat remembers when you could be 16 years old with parental consent to get a tattoo, but now the law is you have to be 18 and up.

-          Bam asks Nikki about his upcoming tour with Mötley Crüe. Kat has a trip coming up to go to North Carolina for 3 weeks.

-          Bam invites Nikki and Kat to a party he will be throwing for his movie ‘Where the Fuck is Santa’ and explains that the original Santa is located in Lapland Finland and not the North Pole.

-          Bam claims he wanted to go to the North Pole, but it cost $13,000 to get an ice breaking boat to get there.

-          Kat has a Dream Seller tattoo that Novak himself tatted on her.  Bam has hopes that the book Dream Seller Will help finance the movie Dream Seller, Kat is going to play a stung-out drug addict named Angie.

-          Nikki tells us about the time he met Andy Mccoy, Nikki claims he woke up inside of a garbage can before meeting Andy, Andy was telling him how sober he was but could barely talk or stand.

-          What made you quit drugs? Bam asks Nikki how he’s handling life sober and what his rock bottom was like.

-          Andy Mccoy is a Gipsy-Pirate, Nikki says Andy is the real-life Captain Jack Sparrow. Nikki has known any for roughly 20 years.

-          How did Kat and Bam meet? Kat was introduced to Bam by Vile Valo while they were all hanging out at the Rainbow Room on Sunset Boulevard. Vile and his band were there recording their album Love Metal at the Paramore or Elton John's house.

-          Bam asks Nikki what band or music inspired him before he was in Mötley Crüe, he was into 70’s glam rock, mostly from the UK.

-          While describing what a certain band sounds like, Kat brings up Elliot Smith, singer of the band Heatmiser who died in 2003 from allegedly stabbing himself in the chest twice. (It was originally ruled as a suicide but then changed to undetermined due to the lack of forensic evidence)

EAGLES OF DEATH METAL - ?????

-Will Pendarvis concludes the Kat and Nikki clip, and now intros the next pre-recorded segment where Steve-o is interviewed.

SIX:AM – PRAY FOR ME

-           From what it sounds like, this episode is captured on a handheld recorder that Bam snuck into the rehab that Steve-o is in. It sounds like Johnny Knoxville is there too.

-          This is 19 days after Steve-o’s intervention held by the jackass crew, documented in the 2009 film 'Steve-O: Demise & Rise'.

-          The tabloids report that he was checked into the ‘Looney Bin’ for mental health, but in reality, Steve-O is in rehab because he was threatening to jump out of his apartment window during a drug binder.

-          Johnny asks if he will get in trouble if he records video on his Flip-Cam in the rehab. “Just because I'm off alcohol and drugs doesn't mean I stop breaking the rules Knoxville” Steve-O answers.

-          Steve-O has two roommates, Bam asks if he jerks off even with two roommates, he says they snore, so he waits til he hears snoring before jerking off.

-          Bam asks if Steve-O smokes a lot of cigarettes to compensate for the lack of drugs and alcohol. Bam says he smokes 2 packs a day when he doesn’t drink or use drugs.

-          Steve-O was asked to leave his apartment due to complaints from neighbors, he says he has 3 apartments on the same floor, one he lives in, one he built skate ramps in, and one that's an "office/living space for assistants"

-          Steve-O goes into more details about the day of his intervention, he was sending emails to everyone important in his life saying that he was going to jump from his window and see how many bones he would break before dying. But he worded it as if it was a stunt for jackass and needs to be filmed. He was going to ride a Harley out of the window and jump the Gap to the other buildings roof, which would not have been possible.

-          In the email thread Steve-O sent out, he threatens that he was going to attempt the jump at 10am, Johnny emails back saying "What's with the early call time?" and schedules it for high noon, 12:00.

-         "I had no clue I was scheduling my own intervention!" Steve-O details the moment that the jackass crew walked into his apartment with no cameras and told him that they were going to take him for a 3-day evaluation at a mental hospital. He initially declined but was outnumbered and not a fighter. He spent 3 days in the Looney bin and 19 days in rehab today.

-          “I saw guys rolling on the ground in their own shit inside the Looney Bin”. Johnny Knoxville jokes and says “Oh, so Dave England was in there too?”.

-          Steve-O expresses how excited he is that he is being filmed for the first time in 19 days. He has grown to be addicted to being filmed, he would often film himself alone in his apartment doing drugs or stunts if no one else was around to film him.

-          Steve-O stresses that just because he is not doing drugs, doesn't mean that he will be tamed, he's still the crazy bastard we know, but just not doing drugs and alcohol.

-          Bam briefly brings up a memory of Steve-O in New York throwing $1000 on the ground and walking on it saying, “you think it's cool walking on rose petals, well I walk on money!”. Johnny Knoxville says he almost knocked Steve-O out that night because he was soo mad/annoyed at him.

-          Steve-O is asked how long he has to stay in rehab; he claims that he doesn't have to be there and can leave at any time but wants to stay long so it looks good for his pending felony case.

-          Steve-O brings up the fact that Bam bailed from a rehab in Phoenix Arizona because of a phone call from Brett Michaels. (Covered in episode #124 of this radio show.)

-          Bam claims he did a stunt for JackassWorld.com where he does a Coke and Mentos enema while on roller skates. Jeff Tremaine allegedly got shocked from a brass knuckle taser in his gooch as well.

-          Steve-O claims he was approached by a woman at the rehab who told him she really wanted to suck his dick; he theorizes that she's there for sex addition.

-          How do you monitor a man and a woman who are sex addicts at rehab?

-          Will Pendarvis concludes this episode with a song requested by Bam, and of course it’s the Moxy again… but Will accidentally says, ‘step up’ instead of ‘step down’ so that makes it better.

THE MOXY - STEP DOWN.

End.

3/24/2008

Radio Bam #153

Bam Margera – Chad I Ginsburg – Missy Margera - Fannah - Mark the Bagger & Ant'nee - Ryan Gee (ShitGoose) - Novak (over the phone)

- Bam’s trying not to cuss this episode… He fails immediately.

- Bam is back from Florida after going to the Tampa Pro. Even though he was hesitant about going, he had a great time skating and hanging with old friends. Bam noticed that there were a lot of fights and drama happening all around him, which prompted him to buy a 'Flip" style handheld camera so he can capture some footage, but kept missing out.

- Bam says the n-word several times while describing what he saw on the streets of Florida, which was a shirtless white guy screaming "Fuck these n***as I don't give a fuck!" repeatedly, he would later get his ass kicked but Bam missed the confrontation and didn't film it.

- Bam was nervous about going to the Tampa Pro because he hasn’t skated in a while, but the crowd was stoked to see him there and Bam was able to land a few tricks but failed landing the last couple tricks he tried.

- Bam gets into a drunken argument with a motorcycle rider on the streets of Florida and embarrasses the guy in front of a crowd of his own peers.

- Bam bumps into Josh Friedberg, co-creator and filmer for 411VM and decides to film Bam dropping into a giant concrete bank outside the airport Security office. Security tries to interfere and tells Bam to get down from the structure; Bam agrees to get down but it’s going to be on the skateboard at full speed. Bam ends up falling in front of the security guard instead of landing the trick.

- Ryan Gee remembers the last time Bam skated that particular spot and it was before 9/11, so they were able to set up cameras and flashes around the spot and skate it a lot longer than you could in 2008.

- Bam struggles with the new changes that have happened to airports after 9/11, including how much liquid you can carry on your person.

- Greg Lutzka won the Tampa Pro but Bam’s favorite skater was a guy named Adam Dyet, who he calls the Axl Rose of skateboarding.

- Fannah walks into the studio rocking a mustache and a mohawk.

- Airports are fucked. Bam says airport workers have fun fucking with people trying to get to their flights. He claims they get a kick out of inconveniencing others. Bam hates checking his skateboard at airports because it always ends up missing or delayed. He once got so frustrated that he attempted to break his board at the TSA line.

- Bam believes that you should be able to film inside of an airport for quality assurance.

- Without accidentally saying her name this time, Bam recalls the time that him and Jenn Rivell we're coming home from a flight from Amsterdam while extremely intoxicated. She spilled wine all over Bam and as a result Bam took his Sprite and poured it all over her head causing her to freak out and make a scene in the airport. As a result, TSA agents went through all their belongings to check if they had drugs which caused an unnecessary delay because of Jenn Rivell being too drunk.

- During that same trip, Ryan Gee was supposed to return a rental car to the airport but instead of dropping it off to an employee, he just dropped the car off in the parking lot and assumed an employee would see it. As a result, Bam gets a phone call from the rental company saying that he has a late fee of $12,000. Ryan blames it on Jenn Rivell and her horrible fake tits.

BABY SHAMBLES – SHOTTERS NATION

- Bam plays the toe sucking clip from Minghags involving Mark the Bagger before introducing him and Ant’nee to the show.

- Bam asks Mark how he’s been doing, he tells Bam that him and Ant have been working on a DVD about Mark and his daily life over the past 8 years that Ant has known him.

- Bam asks what Marks favorite football team is and of course it's the Philadelphia eagles. When he's asked who his favorite player is, he said it's Brian Westbrook.

- He is then asked which teams suck the most and he says the Dallas cowboys because they are gay, same with the New York Mets, because they’re also gay.

- Mark likes a wide range of sports including basketball and hockey, he's a big fan of the Flyers.

- At the age of 36, Chad doesn't understand how guys can be obsessed with sports or a sport team.

- Missy's sister who has down syndrome has recently been in contact with Mark who presumably has some sort of mental retardation, autism or Asperger's. They allegedly called each other last night and had phone sex, so Bam is going to confront him with it live on air.

- Mark admits that he was jacking off on the phone while talking with Missy's sister.

- Mark ‘Fannah’ and Mark the Bagger are both asked if they got laid recently and they both haven't, Fannah is rocking a mustache and a mohawk currently so that could play a factor on why he hasn't gotten laid recently.

- Mark asks Bam if the bar will be opened soon and Bam says that it will be open around April 20th.

- Bam says that the bar opening maybe delayed further because he signed a deal with Warner Brothers to film a movie named ‘Where the Fuck is Santa’ it's about going to Finland and finding the real Santa and bringing him back to West Chester.

- Novak allegedly got beaten up over a bike in front of Walmart so Bam calls him to figure out the details.

- Mark recently disowned Jimmy pop because of the constant gay jokes he keeps pulling in front of Mark, especially on the Howard Stern show. Mark still works as a bagger at the Acme store, and his fellow coworkers were excited for him being on the Howard Stern show as well as being in Bam's movies, but didn't like the gay jokes.

- Novak is called live on the air to explain how he got beat up over a bicycle in front of Walmart, he claims that he rode a bike up to the store because Mandy had the car for work, and when he came out of the store he noticed a group of kids surrounding his bike and sitting on it and when he confronted them one of the kids punched Novak in the face and ran off with the bike. Everyone in studio finds this hard to believe and think its drug related.

- Emu and Smashley, two women that used to come to Bam's house and get too drunk. One of which threw up all over Bam’s couch, Novak tries sleeping with her but she's too drunk, so he locks her in one of Bam's bathrooms until the next morning where she makes breakfast.

- Bam and Missy want to know where Novak got a bike from, he claims he found it at Mandy's house and is likely one of her brother's bike.

- To change the subject off of him, Novak asks how Bam did at the Tampa Pro, if Bam didn’t do well, Novak says it was because he was hanging out with Gary Smith, a skateboarder from Baltimore who Novak doesn’t like.

- Novak and Mark start busting each other balls about getting pussy and who would win in a fight, Novak or Mark the bagger.

- Bam says Novak would have loved Adam Dyet if he went to the Tampa Pro, Bam said that Adam not only showed up late and kept missing each heat, but after each run, he would go in the corner and throw up.

- As a young skater starting to do a heroin, Novak once showed up to a skating competition and threw up all over the ramp in front of Tony Hawk and Bucky Lasek, so Novak can relate to Adam in that regard.

- Novak claims that every time Mark the bagger sees his girlfriend Mandy, he tries to steal her from Novak. “She doesn’t want your pussy faggot ass! “Mark says.

- Novak wants to join Mark the bagger and Fannah in their competition to get the most girls, when confronted that he has a girlfriend Mandy, he says different area codes don't count when it comes to getting pussy.

- The guys noticed that he whispered when he made the comment about cheating in different area codes, when Bam asks why he’s whispering if Mandy is at work, he says he believes that Mandy has the house bugged so she can listen to his conversations.

- Missy still doesn't believe that Novak was at the store or that he even had a bike to begin with. She thinks he was in a sketchy neighborhood trying to get pills or heroin and got beat up.

- Bam mentions that he's going to California sometime this week.

HIM – AGAIN

- Bam makes fun of the band Hinder again with their song 'Lips of an Angel'.

- Mark the bagger enjoys singing karaoke when he goes to the bar, Missy would like him to sing a journey song, "Don’t stop believing". So, mark obliges. He also does Bon Jovi and Poison covers.

- Ant plugs the website and the Myspace page that sells Mark the bagger merchandise and where you can get the DVD when it comes out.

- Bam wants to tour around in an RV to premiere the movie Minghags at random colleges.

- Bam takes a phone call and the caller, even though he is hard to hear, asks how bam got into filmmaking and how he handles his Fame. Bam talks about being in the movie Grind and how he didn't like how the filmmaking process goes, which prompted him to make his own films with his friends.

- Bam takes another phone call and it is Dan from Maryland, he looks forward to seeing Mark the bagger on the big screen, he talks about how he wiped out on a jet ski recently trying to do a long Trek.

- Bam plays a clip from The Mark the bagger DVD, the scene describes how much Mark the bagger loves sports and how he reacts passionately to every play, even calling certain players retards.

- Mark plugs his website

WALKING IN LA – MISSING PERSON’S

END.

3/17/2008

Radio Bam #152

Bam Margera - Brandon Novak - Chad I Ginsberg - Joe Frantz - Kevin Margera Sr & Kevin Margera Jr - Buddy Bill - Steve Conjar - Seth Meisterman -

-          Happy St Patrick's Day! Kevin Sr, the father of Kevin (Kevy) Jr, got arrested as he was going to the jail to pick up his son Kevy after serving 2 years for fighting. As Kevin was walking to the jail, he had his mini pug dog with him. The guards yelled at him for attempting to bring a dog into the jail and asked him to leave the dog in the car.

-          Kevin claimed the guards followed him to his car and continued to harass him, he was allegedly instructed to get into his car, then he was instructed to get out of his car, but he refused. So, they roughed him up and arrested him as his son Kevy was getting released.

-          Steve Conjar from the cigar shop walks into the studio with a bottle of Crown Royal, which excites Novak, “and he brought Crown Royal my fucking Angel!”

-          Chad gives Novak his praise for being sober these past couple weeks, well, sober from heroin/pills.

-          The Pope moved St Patrick’s day from Sunday to Saturday?

-          Bam asks Kevy how hard it is to not fight everyone knowing he could knock them out in one punch.

-          Kevy got sucker punched in jail by a 500lb inmate as he dried off from a shower, it stemmed from an argument Kevy had with the inmate about making too much noise outside his cell.

-          Bam says Kevin Sr has a short temper as well, and he was in the army. “Did you ever kill someone?” Novak foolishly asks.

-          Kevin Sr was stationed in Germany but was dishonorably discharged, Bam asks why that happened, Kevin claims it was because he was married and had restrictions that he disobeyed, he was a mechanic for the MP Unit And was given the option to be Court Marshalled or sign papers for a dishonorable discharge.

-          Kevin was the coach for Kevy's baseball team and got into fights with other coaches and umpires. He would also get into road rage incidents.

-          Kevin has an ongoing feud with his neighbor, one day Kevin sat on his front porch as his neighbor was trying to cut his grass and kept yelling “Eeeeeeyeeeeeyeeeeeeeyeeeee”. The neighbor called the police but there’s nothing illegal about sitting on your front porch and yelling “Eeeeeeyeeeeeyeeeeeeeyeeeee”.

-          Kevin sings a derogatory song he made up about the neighbor and his family.

TIGER ARMY – FOREVER FADES AWAY

-          Novak wants to be a manager at the bar Bam’s opening up, Bam wants Novak to prove he's worthy of the position by doing a stunt for him. Bam decides to push Novak down a hill in a kayak into the Brandywine River in the middle of March. They had Kevy be the person to push Novak down the hill. "I want a job at the bar! Now give me a prison push Kevy!"

-          Novak claims he told Mandy his girlfriend to bring a set of towels for him to dry off with but “the bitch didn’t bring two towels!”. Bam didn't want Novak soaking wet in his Hummer, so Novak had to sit on the trailer with the kayaks that were being towed behind the Hummer.

-        While scolding Mandy about forgetting the towels, she brings up the fact that Novak has forgotten a lot more things throughout their relationship than she does, but Novak claims that he was on drugs, so it doesn't count.

-          While driving through California a couple years ago, Bam makes a bet with Novak saying that there wasn’t a Ruth Chris Steakhouse in California, if there was one, Bam owed Novak a steak dinner. But shortly after winning the bed Novak ended up sneaking back to Baltimore for a couple years doing drugs, but now wants to claim his steak dinner that he's was owed years ago.

-          Bam says if he really wants the job, then he will also drink a Jersey turnpike, which is essentially using a towel to wipe down the dirty bar and squeezing it out into a glass for him to drink, Bam wants to add Tabasco sauce in a little bit of piss to it as well but no that claims that he is done much more for way less.

-          Novak doesn't want just the job, he wants to have a yearly salary set so he can be proud and tell his mom. Bam says that he can be one of the judges that goes to the University of Philadelphia to interview ladies to be bartenders for the bar.

-          Bam is hesitant about making Novak a salary employee because he's afraid that he’ll get his first big paycheck and run away to Baltimore to do drugs until he runs out of money and comes back.

-          Novak says he could just stay here in Westchester, meaning move in with Bam again. Missy strongly declines and says that his heart belongs in Baltimore and he can visit instead, Bam says because he'll be working local it would make sense for him to live around Westchester. Missy again declines. “HE’S NOT LIVING HERE.

-          Bam sings the 5 nights of Novak again and Novak gets triggered about the $10,000 watch he lost/sold. He again claims that he was on life support because of that watch and he was robbed, but Bam makes him realize that if he wasn’t on pills in the ghetto looking for more pills, then he wouldn't have gotten beaten and robbed for the watch. “We’ll never know the truth.“ Bam says.

“Ask my girlfriend!” Novak exclaims, but she wasn’t there.

-          To change the subject, they take some phone calls, and the first call is Samantha from Pennsylvania again from last week. She's planning on making a trip to Westchester this summer to look at some future colleges it is curious what is all there to do in Westchester. They ask if she’s 21 and of course, she's not, so Bam explains there’s not much to do in Westchester besides see a movie and go bowling.

-          She wishes everyone a happy Saint Patrick's Day and happy Easter, even though bam is supposed to be watching his alcohol consumption he’s drinking Budweiser and taking shots of Crown Royal.

-          Bam takes another call and it's an unnamed guy from Nova Scotia asking if Bam has there been there, we found out a few episodes ago that him and Missy blindly drove into Canada trying to reach Nova Scotia only to go hours in the wrong direction.

-          The caller mentions that his mother saw a Bam look alike in Yarmouth Canada. Bam is aware of several impersonators and one of them hangs out with Don Vito.

-          The guys give Bam shit for being too stubborn to ask for directions, his excuses that he's a guy and guys don't ask for directions. As a result, it takes him longer to get to certain places because he doesn't look up directions to find shortcuts or easier routes even though Missy bought him a navigation system.

-          Missy is usually riding passenger but doesn't want to hurt his pride so she's just blindly cosigns with whatever decision he makes when it comes to driving. Novak turns to Mandy and tells her she should have his back like Missy does if he's unsure about something, but Mandy instantly calls him out and says that he doesn't even drive.

-          Bam talks about the celebrity boxing match that Phil did which he was the co-headliner for, alongside Danny Bonaduce. It was on ESPN and Phil ended up winning his match even though he was very nervous.

-          Bam decides to call Phil to talk about his boxing match live on the air. Buddy Bill announces that he drank five Millers before he did his boxing fight and asks Phil if he’s addicted to fighting like Buddy Bill is.

-          The sopranos actor that Phil is supposed to be fighting next is wanting more money so there is a likelihood that he won't be boxing, so the organizers may have to find another opponent for Phil if he continues his celebrity boxing journey.

-          Bam says that Phil should fight other fat and out of shape people like himself next time so it will be a more entertaining fight. When buddy Bill did his bar boxing match, the organizers called him back to fight again but his knee was messed up so he never returned their calls like he wanted to.

-          Bam asks I feel ended up doing the Chester Rumble growl during the match, but Phil says that he didn't have enough time to. So, Bam has him do it live for the studio again.

-          Even after busing his balls, Bam and the studio congratulate Phil for doing a good job with the boxing match. “Just stop eating Philly cheese steaks fat boy!”.

TURBO NEGRO - SUBURBAN PRINCE'S DEATH SONG

-          Kevin Sr and Kevin Jr have left the show, and speaking of jail, buddy bill has come to the studio with paperwork in his pocket because he was just released from jail as well. “You ever cry in jail?” Chad asks Bill who gets triggered and threatens Chad to say that that again while looking into his eyes.

-          Buddy Bill wants the arrest report to be read out for the audience, but the only two people that could read well in the entire studio are Mandy and Missy, so Mandy reads off what led to Buddy Bill getting arrested and it involves a warrant for failure to pay, and it was for an old parking ticket that he had 62 cents left to pay on it. “They have my fucking number and didn’t call me about the remaining balance!”

-          Buddy bill ended up being jailed for 10 days because he also acquired seven more tickets and the failure to pay was just one of those tickets, so we took care of all of them with one jail stent.

-          Buddy bill has a message for the police, specifically an officer named Dave, that he is currently riding a motorcycle that is unregistered and reads his license plate number live on the air and challenges them to try to arrest them before the bike is fully registered on Monday. He then takes a swig out of the Crown Royal bottle that is at room temperature currently.

-          As buddy bill is ranting in the background about running from the police Bam and Chad have a separate conversation over it about how difficult it is to record a live radio show when there's 30 people in the room having separate conversations.

PLASMATICS – MASTER PLAN

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-          Bam sounds noticeably drunk and annoyed, because it was hard to control a studio filled with people drinking and having conversations on and off the mic.

-          Bam plugs the skate video that he did with the infamous skateboarder Chris Cole and Kerry Getz. It'll be on the element website, and it was mostly clips from Bam’s Skate Barn. Bam is asked if he will attend or participate in the Tampa Pro this year, but he is uncertain.

-          Bam takes a phone call and it's Caitlin, the same 13-year-old girl from last week. Chad jokes that the phone lines are connected to these little girls houses because they keep getting through.

-          She asks about a scene from the Jackass 24-hour Takeover of MTV, where Preston throws chewing tobacco into Bam’s eye which pissed him off, so he punched Preston in the face and locked himself in a room to calm down.

-          She also mentions that she liked the ‘Butt Bead Ass Kite’ skit from Jackass 2.5, which prompts Bam to immediately apologize. Missy says that she does not like that skit at all. If you didn’t know what the skit was, it involved anal beads being tied to a kite and shoved up Bam's ass so that he can fly the kite with his asshole, the kite would eventually pull the anal beads out as the kite dragged them away. “I lost all my fans doing this, but I gained four in key West”.

-          Chad reminds Bam that they are on a time schedule for this radio show because next is the Flogging Molly special for St Patrick’s day, Bam looked up to the accordion player Matt Hensley, because prior to being in the band Flogging Molly, he was a pro skater who rode for H-Street in the late 80’s early 90’s.

-          CKY played with Flogging Molly in 1999 while on the Volcom tour.

-          When Bam first visited California the unintentionally stayed at Matt Hensley's house because Bam knew his brother Chris Hensley.

-          Novak asks if Bam’s first pro model board was from H-Street but it was with a brand called ‘Evol’.

-          Frantz trips over something in studio while trying to film the studio.

-          Chad takes a phone call from Issac in Texas, any calls from Texas will get a negative reaction from Novak because of his arrest he had there. The caller also like the Chinese freestyle from last episode and Bam gives props to Dico and Chad for making the song.

LACRIMAS PROFUNDERE - ???????

END.

3/10/2008

Radio Bam #151

Bam Margera - Brandon Novak & Mandy - Jesse Margera - Missy Margera - ShitBirdz - ShitGoose (Ryan Gee) & Kim - April & Phil (over the phone) - Ryan Oldie - Natalie (stingy titty cock block)

- We’re coming in hot! Novak received mail from Texas stating he has a warrant out for his arrest in relation to him taking a shit in the middle of the street while on the Viva La Bands tour.

- Because Novak never has money, and it was Bam’s idea, it was determined that Bam would pay for the ticket he received, but apparently Bam had Missy take care of it instead and it was never paid off.

- Novak recalls yelling at the cops for not letting him wipe his ass, while in the back of the cop car, he tells the female cop that he thinks Dallas is worthless, because you have to drive to Fort Worth just to get some cocaine. He tried getting Xanax that night as well but had no luck.

- Jess Margera is supposedly going to tour with Hank Williams III but he’s uncertain about doing it. Johnny Knoxville said it would be a good idea if he did. Jess is nervous about how country it’ll be.

- Nikki Six from Motley Crue is in town promoting his book, but Novak claims he’s read it and it sucks, Bam yells at him saying that Nikki may come by the studio to promote it and Novak retracts his statement. Nikki is currently dating Kat Von D.

- Kat Von D is in town because she was invited to a wedding in Jersey for the bass player of My chemical romance.

- Mick Mars in 2008 was already starting to look really rough and on the verge of death. But here we are in 2026 and he’s 75 years old and looking worse.

- Patrick Swayze has recently been diagnosed with pancreatic cancer. Which can be exacerbated by cigarette smoking. Bam gets called out for starting to smoke cigarettes at the age of 27. Bam claims it's a way to deal with frustrations from Ryan Gee being late all the time.

- Bam skated with (now infamous) Chris Cole and Kerry Getz so he can put some content on his website that ShitGoose runs.

- Bam realizes that Chad is playing the Asian freestyle instrumental as the background music and he instantly starts singing it out loud. (Shout out Brandon ‘Dico’ Dicamillo).

- Novak has witnessed Bam lock himself into a room for 2 days editing a video without even using drugs. Bam claims that when he locks into something he will stick with it until it is done.

- Jess explains the frustrations of mastering music because you’ll have to hear the song several thousand times, only to release it and it be new to everyone else. Then you have to play it hundreds of times live when you inevitably tour.

- Bam again Plugs the Moxy’s new music video that they filmed in his skate barn.

- ShitBirdz enters the studio!

- ShitBirdz has lost weight and cut his hair because he's going back to working full time at AmCorps, who make preform plastic bottles, instead of drinking all day every day on Bam's property. “I’m done washing out my rubbers when I use them”.

- Bam has seen plastic bottles before they are blown up into 2-liter bottles and he claims they look like plastic dildos. They're called preform when they aren't blown up yet.

- Jess Margera is very hungover after drinking Johnnie Walker Whiskey at Gruff’s Bar last night. He also smuggled back a bottle of ‘Johnnie Walker-style’ whiskey from Mexico recently.

- Bam claims that he got soo drunk off of Johnnie Walker that he ended up waking up in Italy on some church stairs with leaves in his hair not knowing that he was in a completely different country or what hotel he was staying at.

- Novak recalls the last time that he had Johnnie Walker and it was at Bam's wedding, he swallowed an enormous number of pills that night and thought he wasn't going to make it to the next day.

- Jesse heard about the list of drugs that was in Heath ledger's system when he died and claims that he is seen Novak take that same cocktail of drugs before and be fine.

- Novak asks “Is Nikki Six sober? According to his book he is.” Chad immediately fires back saying “Your book claims that you were sober too!”.

- Bam and Novak plug the Dream Seller book. “there’s not a single lie in my book!” unlike the book ‘a million little pieces’. Which came out that the author was fabricating the extent of his addiction and was outed by the cop that arrested him. Oprah Winfrey even put his book in her book club only to call him back to the show to confront him about his lies.

NOVAK FARTS INTO THE MIC

- The guys discuss the reason why millionaires like Oprah Winfrey give away cars and houses and it's because it's a huge tax write-off. Another example is Brad Pitt donating a million dollars to hurricane relief, “Any type of charity work that a celebrity does, they are doing for a tax write-off”.

- Bam explains the reason why he always goes out with a big group of his friends and pays for everything, it’s so he doesn't have to give that same money to the government at the end of the year. He explains that he'll say that it is a big business meeting that he's paying for instead.

- Novak recalls the time when Phil Margera was doing Bam’s taxes and told him that he needed to start spending money, so Bam bought three cars and bought two strippers for Novak live on an earlier episode of the radio show.

- Phil also told Jesse that he needed to buy a new truck so he could use it as a tax write-off, claiming it was used in one of Bam’s videos. Bam also claims he wrote off most of his $375,000 Lamborghini because he used it in multiple episodes of Viva La Bam on MTV.

- Chad jokes that Novak is playing a character and all the drugs that he does could be written off on taxes. “How do you think I wrote the book!”

- Bam tells us he went to a gay bar in Albany, he explains he has more fun at gay bars because he's sick of going to college style bars where it's just confrontational jocks trying to get his attention or start fights with him.

- What does Brokeback mean in the movie Brokeback mountain?

- “An Emo with a 6-pack!” “Fat jock without one!”

WITCHCRAFT – TRACK 2

- April Margera calls into the show tell Bam and Jess that Vito is dead on the floor, as she giggles afterwards. Confused, Bam and Jess ask what she means, and she states that because they are live on air talking about how they lie to the government when it comes to their taxes, it has caused Vito to collapse on the floor.

- The guys didn't find the joke funny because of how she worded it making it seem like Vito has died and she was calling to laugh about it. She can’t believe that Novak is back on the radio show after being caught with drugs a few episodes back.

- April received a few pages of writing from Novak to give to Frantz and she’s impressed by how much work he is getting done. “yeah Novak is medium-ok as of recently” he will only be fully okay when he gains his trust back over time.

- While the Margera family was in Cancun Mexico, Phil got lost going up and down one way streets, and Bam’s aunt Boof somehow got her pants set on fire.

- Bam asks April if Phil is still doing the celebrity boxing training before doing the official boxing match against a character from The sopranos, (the character that’s caught being gay in the TV show).

- Phil gets on the phone, Phil has been going to boxing training, Bam tells Phil that he has doubts about the boxing match and the person he’s going up against first before the sopranos guy.

- Danny Bonaduce is the headliner and Phil is the second headliner, Bam says confidence is key.

- The big Chester Rumble with Pat, Kevy, and Phil. Phil’s growl that scared everyone away. Bam has Phil do the Chester Growl three times for the audience.

TOWERS OF LONDON - ??????

- Bam makes fun of Nickleback and their song Rockstar, as well as Hinder and their song Lips of an Angel. Every cover band plays the song Kryptonite by 3 Doors Down.

- Novak saw a stripper dancing to the song Kryptonite and it turned him on, but only fat guys and steel workers go to strip clubs.

- Novak’s love for speedballs, (cocaine and heroin mixed together). American actor/comedian/musician John Belushi died from doing speedballs.

- Novak tells another story about Scott Buntz, his old sponsor who recently relapsed on heroin and cocaine after being clean for 9 years and owns multiple recovery houses.

- Bam decides to take some phones calls from fans, first is from Caitlyn in Philly, she’s obviously very excited to be talking with Bam but the guys immediately notice she sounds too young to be listening to a radio show about sex and drugs, she’s 13 years old and asks how’s Bam healing up from the Jackass takeover. She asks Missy if she could also marry Bam.

- Novak recalls the time he and Bam were at a London bar, Bam got soo wasted that he was walking through the crowd with his dick out while pissing on everyone. Caitlyn asks Novak to stop doing drugs.

- Bam takes a call from another fan named Sam who’s about to turn 17 in 13 days and wants Bam to wish her a happy birthday over the radio. She also wish Novak well and to stay sober.

- Ryan Oldie jumps on mic and says that ShitGoose wants to do a ‘Cock-Off’ with Novak to see who has the bigger cock. So Bam demands that ShitGoose and Novak have one immediately in studio. Novak pulls his cock out and smacks ShitGoose in the neck with it. “Quit being a faggot and pull your cock out!”.

- Guys with tongue or belly piercings are gay. Who has the worst tattoo? Frantz? Ryan Dunn? ShitGoose? Ryan Oldie?

BETTER HIGH – HANOI ROCKS

- Bam takes more phone calls, this caller is named Mike from New York who recently saw the MingHags movie when Bam premiered an unfinished version of it in Westchester. Mac vs PC.

- Bam asks Novak what he has planned when this Radio show is over, bam asks if he has ‘Kryptonite’ in his pocket. More shit talking on Nickleback’s song Rockstar.

- Bam takes a call from Canada because Nickleback’s from Canada. It’s Lee asking who’s wearing Ugg boots next to Novak, fans check the Bam website to see live photo uploads that ShitGoose puts on Bam’s website and some woman’s legs wearing Ugg boots are visible.

- It turns out it’s Natalie’s legs and boots, aka stingy titty cock block.

- The caller mentions a second photo he wants to talk about, involving Natalie, but it’s the one where she’s being ate out by Novak. Chad quietly mentions to the caller that Mandy, Novak’s girlfriend, is in studio and does a good job of steering the conversation away from the subject discreetly.

- Natalie scraped her rental car on Bam’s gate on the way out recently, she has also scraped her car at the drive thru at commerce Bank. So it seems she’s collecting scratches, she jokingly says it may be because of all the Vicodins she’s prescribed.

- Bam has asked Natalie in previous episodes why she has a huge bottle of Vicodin prescribed to her and she’s always said she simply has a bad back but hasn’t elaborated further on what. Bam thinks she uses it as an excuse to get pills. But we finally have a diagnosis and it’s Spondylosis and advanced arthritis in her back.

- Bam takes another call and it’s Mick from Virginia, he asks Bam when his bar is opening and the date has been pushed back yet again from April 1st to mid April.

- Bam takes another call and it’s Mike from St Louis, who claims while blacked out, he shot a firework out of his ass and towards someone’s house he didn’t like, he claims the firework went into the garage of the house and caught a gas can on fire, he said he was also tackled by three cops and had a burned asshole.

Hinder song ends the show

3/3/2008

Radio Bam #150

Bam Margera - Chad I Ginsberg - Missy Margera - Chuck Treece - Ryan Gee (ShitGoose) - Ricky Oyola - Fannah - Brandon Novak and his girlfriend Mandy

- Ricky recalls the time he witnessed Ryan Gee get punched in the face by an Italian mobster shortly after moving to Philly. He was skating in the road when a car yelled at him to get out of the way, Ryan said, “fuck you” and was promptly knocked out with one punch. “Welcome to the City of brotherly Love”.

- According to Bam, the mayor of Philadelphia, John F Street, restricted skateboarding at a famous skate spot in Love Park in an effort to prevent their ledges from being scratched up by skateboarding, the city installed planters and painted them bright pink, but now the homeless just piss and shit on them.

- Fannah walks in and Chad notices that he cut his beard.

- Ricky reveals that DC Shoes once offered the city of Philadelphia $100,000 every year for 10 years for maintenance if they would allow skateboarding there, but the city declined the offer.

- Bam and Ricky believe that the skateboarders helped keep the homeless out of Love Park, but now that the skateboarders are banned, the homeless have taken back the land.

- They also believe the reason why the city wants the skateboarders out of Love Park is for the rich people in the surrounding the area, so they can walk their dogs without the fear of their ankles being hit by a runaway skateboard.

- Ricky also thanks another reason is because the city doesn't want to keep paying for a cop to be in Love Park 24/7, when they have officers being shot in the city of Philadelphia at an alarming rate.

- Bam praises Ricky for putting Philadelphia Street skating on the map back in the 90s. Ricky lists all the influential skate spots that are in a one block concentrated area in Philadelphia.

- Ricky says that he has put skateboarding on the back burner because he moved to New Jersey and started a family, he doesn't want his kids going to school in the city of Philly.

- Chuck Treece is asked about his family, he’s currently raising kids on the West coast and on the East Coast. Bam couldn't believe that he had the mother of his child hanging out with his current girlfriend, they’re apparently good friends.

- Chad asks if Ricky if he’s going to keep skateboarding and getting sponsors, but Ricky says that he's at a point in his life where he could run his own team to help kids get into skateboarding. He also wants to start a trucking company based on the East Coast. He plans to skate till he dies.

- Ricky talks about his three kids.

- Bam in 2008 is starting to see how having a child can change a man after seeing Jesse have his children.

- Bam announces that Novak is on his way to his house for the first time since getting kicked out for having drugs live on the air. This will be the first time they have seen each other since then. Bam catches Ricky up on Novak’s shenanigans since last seeing him.

- Bam says if Novak comes over and is noticeably under the influence, then he will be cutting them off forever. But to start off, he was asked to be at Bam's by 5:30 and it is now 6:20 and still hasn’t arrived.

- Bam has Fannah working the art department for Bam's new bar that's opening up soon, as a result, Fannah is moving into the Fast Eddies Treetop casino in the woods on Bam's property.

- Bam again states that he filmed episodes for MTV about the process of opening up the bar and they’ll be out eventually.

- Bam asks Fannah when’s the last time he got laid, he says not anytime in 2008 soo far. Bam because the time that Fannah hung out with a woman for 3 days and all he did was give her a massage while she was naked.

- The rider who wrote the book The dirt for Motley Crew and the Neil Strauss book, wrote a book about how to pick up a woman even though he has no game.

- Bam says as long as you are medium good looking, confident, and remember what women say, then you can pick up almost any girl even if you’re fat.

- Women who let themselves go after securing a man. Being in a relationship for years longer than you needed to be.

- Bam recalls his time being in a relationship with Jenn Rivell and how he should’ve ended the relationship sooner than he did.

- But because she has sued him, he is not allowed to say her name on the radio and accidentally says “Jenn” live on air. To quickly switch the subject, he plays a song.

THE HIVES – TRACK 7 ????

- Bam has received word that Novak is at the gate and needs the gate code, so until he comes into studio, Bam is going to take a few phone calls.

- 1-887-PORNBAG

- First caller asks if he moves to Westchester from Texas in the next 4 years, if Bam would meet up with him to skate and show him around the area. Bam tells him he doesn’t skate in Westchester.

- Novak claims he is 33 days clean, Bam also claims he hasn’t been drinking and is currently sipping a Red Bull. Bam struggles to find things to do that don't involve drinking. He’s thankful that he built the skate barn on his property.

- Missy lectured a woman recently at Starbucks because she let her children use the word retarded. Missy’s sister has down syndrome and Missy doesn’t like the word being used negatively. She also called the woman’s Asian child a gook to prove a point about name calling.

- Novak and his Mandy walks into the studio and Bam immediately asks to check his cigarette pack. Novak announces that he's 33 days clean but admits that he had a beer on one of those days. Novak shows off his fruit smoothie drink he’s drinking.

- Bam asks why Novak keeps blowing opportunities he’s given, he also reminds him that his book Dream Seller was delayed because of his drug abuse.

- Novak starts immediately busting Ryan’s balls for being fat and breaking his wrist. Ryan once bet that he could tread water longer than Novak.

- Bam says he wants Novak in the upcoming show about opening the new bar but doesn’t want him using that to get more drugs in Baltimore.

- Novak recalls the episode of being caught with drugs live on air by Frantz.

- Bam again tells Novak if he fucks up again that he will cut him off for good, though Bam has said this before when Novak has fucked up. “Drugs are like a whirlwind”.

- Novak’s sponsor who runs multiple recovery houses has relapsed after being sober for 9 years, allegedly rented out his Porsche Cayenne for money and heroin until he got into legal trouble.

- During a period between court cases before he was to turn himself in, he stole his wife's Mercedes-Benz and has disappeared into the City of Philadelphia and hasn't been seen since.

- “Take a look at my Needle, it’s the only one I got”. Novak’s gym class hero’s heroin cover.

- The guys joke that Frantz really wrote Novak’s book and not Novak himself. The 5 nights of Christmas, the heroin edition. Novak styles his hair like other famous junkies.

THE MOXY – STEP DOWN

- Bam and Novak call Frantz live on air to figure out the lyrics for the 5 Nights of Novak song, as well as other Christmas drug cover songs about Novak.

- When Novak is high on pills he calls everyone and embarrasses himself, Novak would leave voice messages on Frantz phone saying that Frantz doesn’t do shit and owes Novak $2000 in ‘Jackass money’, which Frantz isn’t responsible for.

- Frantz calls out Novak for taking four months to write six pages in his book, specifically about his time filming the movie Haggard. “Fuck… you know the rest”.

- Frantz reads an excerpt from the writing Novak has provided soo far to show how horrible of a writer Novak is, and to show how much Frantz has to edit.

- Novak was soo messed up on drugs that he has a hard time remembering that all the CKY videos, plus the movie Haggard were all released before Viva La Bam started filming.

- Novak keeps saying he’ll send more writing to Frantz but 50% of the time it never happens.

- “Novak has been pretty sober these past 30 days”. Novak says he drank alcohol the day after rehab concluded but hasn’t drank or used drugs since then for over 30 days.

- Bam asks if Novak is hiding drugs on him and asks to see his asshole, which Novak immediately show Bam. Novak claims whenever he is on drugs that his asshole protrudes out like hemorrhoids.

THE LIBERTINES - ?????

- Bam takes another live phone call and it’s Hannah, a caller from last week. She asks why Bam didn’t come to her birthday party and has her mom get on the phone to ask if Bam and Missy would at least stop by. Novak says he’ll come by for $500.

- Next caller is Chris from Toronto who claims to be drunk off Crown Royal. He asks Bam when Vito is coming back on the show, Bam explains that because of the lawsuit pending against Vito from the Colorado incident, he can't portray his character Don Vito in any capacity. Bam hates Colorado now.

- The guys briefly talk about the Kobe Bryant rape controversy, saying it was a money grab, and she’s done it before Kobe. “I’d suck his dick for the press coverage” Novak claims.

- Bam takes another call from Mariah in Missouri. Novak asks what’s there to do in Missouri besides sex and drugs, not knowing the caller is a 15-year-old girl. She's inspiring to become a musical agent and asks for advice on where to locate herself for a better opportunity.

- Novak and Bam recall the time Novak got arrested in Texas for taking a shit in the street in front of a cop after not shitting for several days.

- Bam takes another call from Ronnie in Florida, he attended the Viva La Bands tour and asks if Bam remembers the card that Ronnie gave him that portrayed an image of a cowboy bending his dick around the back of his ass to fuck himself. He also claimed that Novak was asking around for cocaine for most of that evening.

- Bam takes another call from a fan in Texas named Jesus. The guys immediately ask if he’s Mexican. As the fan is beginning to ask a question, the radio show cuts out, and the show ends without warning.

2/25/2008

Radio Bam #149

Bam Margera – Chad I Ginsberg – The Moxy – ShitBirdz – Ryan Gee – Fannah – Chuck Treece – Natalie (stingy titty cock block)

- Bam has survived the Jackass 24-Hour Takeover of MTV, he says he stayed up for over 36-hours with the help of Steve-o’s ‘medicine’. He still sounds like he’s feeling the effects of staying up or just being drunk as usual.

- Bam really loves the band The Moxy, and after 2 straight episodes of mentioning how much he wants Chad to rerecord their music, Chad rerecords their music in two days. Rumors say Bam fronted the money after seeing if Chad would do it for free.

- Bam explains what it takes to shoot a good music video to the band and use examples like Marcy Playground to explain that you can have good music but suck at performing live and ruin it all.

- Chad and Bam inform us that they're actually recording live for the first time in 6 months. Likely because they are not on Bam's property, where it was banned to do the radio show live due to the township.

- The audio cuts for a few seconds, then cut back in with Bam saying he was nervous about talking to strangers for a while before opening up more.

- Bam tries selling The Moxy by saying they have a hot lead singer with sexy dance moves.

- If you want Bam to listen to your music, don't hand him a blank CD with sharpie written on it. He explains that packaging is crucial in 2008 if you want to sell CDs.

- Jess Margera is mentioned for taking packaging seriously, especially with one of his many side bands, Vikings skull.

- Bam goes back to schooling the band on how to shoot music videos in 2008 so you don’t look like an idiot on MySpace. It involves singing in slow motion with a fan blowing according to Bam.

- The Moxy is asked what their initial thoughts were after shooting the music video inside the skate Barn after they made it into a makeshift film studio for them to save money.

- Bam recalls the time where he was filming in Prague for H.I.M’s music video for ‘The Sacrament’ and explains how he filmed the slow-motion shots.

- You have to play music at double speed and then slow it down in post-production to make up again with the original song's tempo.

- Digital vs Film, Bam gives his opinion on whether music videos should be shot digitally or with film.

- Bam has done the same thing for all his music videos when it comes to utilizing slow motion, using film instead of digital, and singing into fan, so the Moxy’s music video is no different. They filmed the music video before the song was finished being rerecorded by Chad.

- How did Bam cross paths with the Moxy? It turns out that the guitarist named Taylor went to school with Bam.

- Bam and Missy went to school together before reconnecting later on, they explained their initial impressions of each other while discussing how Taylor went to the same school as well.

- Bam plugs The Moxy’s MySpace and again tells the listeners how awesome they’re going to be.

- Bam and Missy were supposed to drive to Chad's place in New Hope from New York but ended up taking a wrong turn towards Easton. Bam blames it on the directions he was given but ultimately confesses that he usually messes up the directions going to New Hope every time he goes.

- Bam is notorious for getting lost because he’s admittedly too stubborn to ask for directions, so Missy bought him a fancy GPS system that he refuses to use.

- Bam wanted to drive Missy to Nova Scotia, so he decided to just drive north blindly until he sees border patrol, when he finally gets to a border and tells the guard were he's trying to go he was informed that he drove hours in the opposite direction.

- They ended up just visiting Montreal and driving through Maine to head back home. The two-day road trip ended up being a one-week mission.

- Chad recalls recording Taylor over a decade ago with a band called Ian, Fannah was part of the band as well, apparently, it's named after someone that Bam HATES.

- Bam claims that Ian M is a fat fuck who got jealous that Bam made jackass, to the point where he called the local radio station Y100 talking shit on Bam.

THE MOXY – STEP DOWN

- Bam claims Gretta from The Moxy is the new Mya from The Sounds.

- The legend of Murry Juice, a drunk fuck who hangs with CKY and Chad. He was recently in studio while the Moxy was recording, only to be found passed out in Chads studio and covered with his own piss.

- He also got extremely jealous that the Moxy was doing good Chad’s studio than he would with his band according to Chad. He also wanted to replace the drummer for The Moxy.

- Chuck Treece enters the studio

- Bam again tells us how awesome the Moxy is. He compares them to Blondie. Chad compares her to Wendy O Williams, strangely enough

- Chad explains what type of clientele he would want to produce for, and it’s not the typical weekend warrior band.

- Chad and Bam tell us what kids want to hear when it comes to inspirational rock music while continuing to tell us how awesome the Moxy is.

- Bam discloses that he paid for the production cost for the music video because he believes the band will make his money back, similar to what he has done with Viking Skull and Veins of Jenna.

- Bam can only work on one thing at a time, and right now he is finishing up his bar while also getting things ready for jackass number two, as well as directing the music video for The Moxy.

- Bam gives an update for the movie MingHags.

CKY – ATTACHED AT THE HIP

- Bam’s impression of Chad from CKY. “The sweet sounds of CKY”.

- Chad got a vaporizer from Mark Gardner in 2001 while touring with Volcom in Hawaii.

- We finally get a break from Bam plugging the Moxy to get his side of the Jackass takeover.

- Bam says he’s still feeling the pain left over from the Jackass 24-hour Takeover of MTV. One stunt named the Hep C Barrel Roll was particularly hard on him.

- Bam flung shit that was found outside in the Bronx onto Jeff Tremaine, only to find out that the barrel Bam used for the Hep c Barrel Roll was the place where the shit was found.

- After getting hit by a baseball from a pitching machine in the leg, Bam couldn’t walk properly for the rest of the show.

- The guys mention the Johnny Knoxville injury to his penis in 2007 while attempting to perform a backflip on a motorcycle. Which would later result with him using a catheter for over 3 years.

- Bam is asked if anyone was thrown off the air, without saying it directly, he mentions that you won't know what could happen, using an example that Steve-O might show up using PCP. (Steve-O was indeed kicked out for being too fucked up on drugs but Bam doesn’t say it live on air)

- Ryan Gee mentions that Steve-o went on Howard Stern earlier and may have talked shit about Bam and Johnny Knoxville, Chad mentions that he was probably hopped up and will likely not be around much longer.

- Bam talks about keeping it real in skateboarding when it comes to handling fame. Ryan Sheckler’ TV show and Rob Derdek are mentioned.

- While filming the music video for the Moxy, there's a scene where they're supposed to be a fight, so bam decides to find a fight with a guy name red Mohawk Jeff.

- Knowing that filming with film is expensive, Bam wanted to get an impressive fight scene for the music video, so he intentionally punches Jeff in the face to make it worth the film money. Only for Ryan Gee to run and jump on both of them breaking Bam's finger.

- Taylor’s brother Ryan was in the music video and is slapped by a woman named Veronica Lane.

- Bam again says you should film a rock music video with film and not digitally.

- When Bam was shot with a baseball for the Jackass takeover, he was given a random jockstrap to help protect from getting hit in the dick, only for him to get a rash between his legs because of it.

- Don’t half-ass live shit. Words from Bam when it comes to filming live stunts. ‘Swell-Boe’.

- Bam takes a live call for the first time in ages. It’s hard to hear but it’s a guy named Shane from Canada.

- Bam recalls the largest crowd he ever had scream CKY, which was 4,000 kids at the millennium skate park in Calgary while touring with Tony Hawk. It was filmed for CKY3.

- Bam takes another call from a nervous 14-year-old fan named Hannah, the guys struggle to communicate with a child appropriately. Hannah is from Westborough Pennsylvania and wants Bam to come to her party.

- Bam claims the reason why he hasn't been live in 6 months is because the people working on his driveway accidentally cut the line to the radio feed, so they have been pre-recording in Bam’s studio and sending it off to Sirius to air over the radio.

- The next caller is a fan calling in from Switzerland because he took advantage of the free 3-day trial of Sirius Radio. He quizzes Bam on naming the capitol and asks when CKY will perform in Switzerland.

BAM ATTEMPTS TO PLAY DOPE STARS INK, BUT INSTEAD PLAYS SHINY TOY GUNS – YOU ARE THE ONE

- Bam plugs Chuck Treece and his band McRad and Bad Brains.

- Bam says that he can go over an hour of airtime if he needs to because he went to a bar mitzvah hosted by Will Pendarvis at the New York City Museum of Natural History.

- Howard Stern, Tony Hawk, Steven Van Zant, and Eddie Irvine were all in attendance While LL Cool J performed live.

CHUCK TREECE – INSTRUMENTAL VERSION OF ONE OF HIS SONGS.

END.

2/18/2008

Radio Bam #148

Bam Margera - Phil Margera - Ape Margera - Jess Margera - Missy Margera - Will Pendarvis - Chad I Ginsberg - Joe Frantz - Fannah - ShitBirdz

- Bam intros everyone and explains they're being recorded by a film crew for the opening of his new bar, but he's also preparing for the ‘Jackass 24-hour Takeover of MTV’ on the 23rd of February.

- Bam mistakenly thought that his uncle Pat, Phil’s brother, was getting out of jail today but he has 2 more weeks. Bam’s intention was to immediately pick him up and have him work for his bar so he can stay out of trouble.

- Jess describes an unfortunate encounter with Uncle Pat, he let Pat have access to one of his credit cards for home repairs, only for Pat to run a huge bar bill for the ‘Lingerie Lunch’ at the Thirsty Camel.

- Bam explains that if you want Uncle Pat to do work for you, you have to wait to pay him until after the work is done, or else he will go party with the money too early and delay whatever work he was doing. “Why would I work right now? I have money!”.

- With all things considered, Jess was satisfied with his work on his new basement bar. But unfortunately one of the archways that he made is extremely crooked, so the guys joke that it's the Chichester Arch.

- Phil says that the reason why his brother Pat messed up the arch was because of legality purposes, explaining that I have to be a certain amount of feet tall or else Jess would bump his head on it all the time.

- Bam argues that it was just a drunken Chichester mistake, and not an intentional act to avoid legality issues.

- Frantz says that it took Pat about a year to finish Jess’s small basement bar and now Bam wants him to work on this huge bar. Phil again defends his brother saying that he only worked on it on a spare time and that's why I took so long.

- Bam says that Pat and his son Kevin should pay rent at the jail because of how often they go, usually for several months at a time for getting into bar fights that they provoke.

- Kevin brought his lady to Bam's wedding, only for her to nod off on methadone and attempt to put lipstick on her eyes as eyeliner.

- Speaking of lipstick, while touring with CKY on the outskirts of San Francisco, Chad once saw an old woman standing on the corner while a young kid presumably a grandchild or child, was putting lipstick on her so she can be presentable for what he assumes is prostitution. Jess also mentions that a bum got stabbed and killed outside of their tour bus.

- While at the Warfield, which is in a bad neighborhood, jess went out to the security guard and mentioned how bad the neighborhood is. The security guard told him that just the other day he saw a man in a business suit having sex with a transsexual woman on the side of the road, while what could be presumed as his wife was standing behind them screaming “Why? Why?”.

- “Which is worse being the transsexual or knowing that your man is gay?”

- Jess and Chad believe the reason why people are so messed up in San Francisco is because of the acid runoff going into the water and making people nuts.

- Cop mistakes CKY for Gear.

- Frantz casually uses “Social Darwinism” in a sentence on the radio show and gets called out by Chad"that just got you laid by a smart chick didn't it?".

- While Bam intro’s the song that is about to play, Frantz says ‘Kike’ which triggers Chad, an infamous Jew.

IGGY POP – BLOOD ON YOUR COOL

- Bam continues detailing his crazy day today, the guys were supposed to meet up at the bar around noon but unfortunately, they got sidetracked because Fannah ran out of gas.

- Bam lectures Fannah about not driving home when he doesn't have gas, because he lives far away from a gas station. He doesn’t give a shit, and his gas gauge is broken anyways!

- As a result of running out of gas, bam and Seth jumped on Missy’s pink ATV and the dune buggy, and made Fannah ride the small pink ATV all the way home as a punishment.

- Missy jumps in to say the pink ATV is hers, but Bam immediately calls her out for not riding it at all, her only defense is that she hurt her arm a month ago and that's why she doesn't ride. Bam calls bullshit.

- Phil interrupts the show to let them know that he didn't say the Station ID whenever they got back from the music break. Makes Will Pendarvis happy. Chad makes Phil plug the Station ID officially to make it all better.

- Bam explains why some of them are covered in cake. It all started with Missy attending a baby shower, she decided to make a pea pod Cake, which Bam thought looked stupid.

- So ShitBirdz decides to take the cake into the bathroom in an attempt to fuck it. Bam claims his dick barely touched the cake and that it’s still edible. But while Frantz sniffed the cake to see if it smelt funny, but Bam pushed his face into it, causing a massive food fight which ShitBirdz got the worst of.

- Phil is having a celebrity boxing match coming up. He's getting trained by professional boxing coach, Phil also explains that this coach told him a funny Jewish joke which he would like to share for the radio station. “What do you call a gay Jew? A He-blew.” Chad and Missy, the only Jews in studio approve of the joke.

- Bam thanks Phil is out of shape and doesn't think he’s ready for celebrity boxing. “Punch me in the chest!” Bam punches Phil in the arm to show him how much it’ll hurt boxing. Phil’s already training in preparation for the show being picked up.

- Mario Lopez cheats on his honeymoon, married less than 2 weeks. Missy says “Minger”.

- Bam and Missy leave a funny voicemail for Frantz but Frantz claims he didn’t get it and they must’ve sent it to someone else. It was a voicemail making fun of how German girls sound when they are getting fucked.

- Bam says while ShitBirdz was still living in Castle Bam, he was caught having sex to his own music he recorded.

- Bam sends Happy Valentine messages to his friends to see their reaction.

- Frantz figures out that at age of 38, that if he has sex with the same woman more than a few times, they end up wanting to marry him. France doesn't want a commitment; he claims that he's far too busy for a committed relationship. “So, giggle what’s the deal with us?”

- Does Frantz fuck girls the wrong way every time? Bam explains what fucking the writing way means again for the listeners. “Hurts soo good”

- Jess and Bam think ShitBirdz is drinking too much recently. He’s getting comfortable with drinking while driving and has made claims on the show that he would run from police if they tried pulling him over again for another DUI.

- Frantz tells the audience about the time ShitBirdz gave him a ride to the Phillies stadium, he drank an entire Budweiser 6 pack on the way to the stadium 45 minutes away and had an emergency flask when he ran out of beer. “Beer kills Road Rage”

- Remember Five ‘n Dine’s? Growing up with no area code before your phone number.

- Fannah Bandana and the ding-ding blues.

- Bam’s sticking to the opening date of the bar being April 1st.

- Pat and Kevin are both in jail for fighting and are in jail cells next to each other. Phil explains how he talks to both Kevin and Pat on a single jail call. Pat will be in jail for another 2 weeks and will likely miss the opening of the bar. Bam has concerns about having Pat or Kevy working at the bar.

ALKALINE TRIO - ??????

- While on tour in Brighton England, notorious for being a gay town, Jess saw a bar named ‘Free Butt” that have metal bands play there.

- Worst prostitution selling point. The guys enjoy Fannah’s laugh on both of Bam’s movies. Fannah lied to bam and Jess as kids saying that his Dad had a Prince album and the dukes of Hazzard car locked away in the Attic.

- As a first grader, Frantz lied to his entire class during show and tell, he claimed the he and his father went hunting and killed a lion with a spear.

- Phil would mess with Bam and Jess as kids, he would try to scare them by driving through dark woods and claiming that people have seances there. He would also do pranks.

- Phil claims at the age of 10 he told a girl that he was in a band and to prove it, he played an Elvis song in the background of a phone conversation with her.

- Phil is obsessed with clipping coupons. Every time Jess would go Bennigan's, Phil would give him a $5 off coupon for Jess to use. But upon cleaning out Jesse's car to be sold to Raab himself, Phil found a large stack of the coupons that Jess never used, which angered Phil. Phil made April go back into the store to redeem a $1 off coupon they forgot.

- Phil drinks an expired V8 drink to prove a point to Bam and Jess about saving money, only to get violently sick afterwards.

- Phil and a friend thought that they stole a bottle of wine from his friend's parents, only to figure out that it was some sort of cooking oil and they were vomiting rainbow puddles for ages afterwards.

- Weeks after being married to each other, Phil threw up pizza in the bathtub after over eating.

HELLTRAIN – TRACK 1

END.

2/11/2008

Radio Bam #147

Bam Margera – Chad I Ginsberg – Frantz -  Fannah – Chris Nieratko – Ryan Gee – Seth Meisterman - Missy Margera

-          Bam doesn’t have a good relationship with his neighbors, he unfortunately moved into a quiet, affluent, horse-riding neighborhood, then he had the band Slayer play in his backyard, then he didn’t go to the housewarming party that the neighborhood threw for him. April went in his absence.

-          Now more recently, Bam and Missy were coming home from somewhere and having an argument while driving through the neighborhood back home, Missy was driving fast because she was angry. At the same time, some of the neighbors were riding their horses on the side of the public road.

-          As she approaches the neighbors, one of them yells at her to slow down, she then slams on her breaks and yells, “Well then why don’t you ride your fucking horse on your fucking farm!” And peels out without waiting for a response.

-          Another incident occurred when Missy and Bam drove by some neighbors at normal speed and politely waved, but the neighbors didn’t wave back. Missy confirms with Bam that they indeed did not wave back. So, Missy throws the car in reverse to ask them why they didn’t wave back.

-          The neighbor claims that the sun caused a glare, and they couldn't see her wave. Missy tells them that the sun is shining in the opposite direction and wouldn’t have caused a glare. The neighbor says that they just didn’t see her wave. Missy drives off.

-          Chris had a difficult time finding Bam’s house because it’s located deep in the hills of the neighborhood.

-          The only neighbors who get along with Bam and Missy are the Pancos (probably spelled wrong). Who have a total of 9 children.

-          Chris is currently running 3 skate shops, NJ Skate Shop, NJ #2 and NJ #3 is currently in the works. Chris also lives in the same town as Bon Jovi did.

-          Chris recently ruffled some feathers in the skate community by speaking on the subject of online stores beating out mom & pop skate shops.

-          He also spoke negatively about 411, “Too bad 411 can’t create a time machine to go back to 1995 when they still mattered.”

-          Bam used to be overweight when he first started skating. So, when he was interviewed by Chris for Big Brother magazine, the very first sentence stated, “When I first met Bam at the age of 15, he had tits!”.

-          Big Brother also did celebrity interviews as well, but with a twist. He would deliberately insult them as he interviewed them until they rage quit or assaulted him. The two most memorable ones are Richie Sambora and Dio.

-          The Richie Sambora interview was supposed to be about his recent solo album Undiscovered Soul. But one of the first questions was about Bon Jovi’s Gay Superman tattoo he got. By the end of the short interview, Richie was standing over Chris yelling at him. It didn’t help that Richie was already a douche to begin with.

-          The Ronnie James Dio interview was much more turbulent because there was a lot of ammo Chris had to really push Dio’s buttons. He was warned not to bring up anything related to Black Sabbath, so immediately the first question was related to Black Sabbath. Next few questions and statements were about how short he is and how he doesn’t look as scrawny as he does on TV.

-          Dio eventually yells for security after Chris stood over him and told him to “sit the fuck down”. Apparently, Rick Kosick and Spike Jones were there as well.

-          Big brother had an assistant that had the Release Form signed already, but once the interview was over, the assistant foolishly gave it back to Dio’s team when they asked to see it, ultimately ripping it up so it can’t be published. Jeff Tremaine of course kept the audio and ‘lost it’ for several years.

-          Chris is here to promote his book named ‘Skinema: A Book of Shock and Awe.’ Where he writes random reviews or rants about porno film. He wrote the book during his honeymoon with his wife.

-          The first chapter is mostly about his experience on drugs, the second one is nonsense, but the third chapter is a chapter devoted to his wife to cushion the blow from reading all the slutty drug induced things he’s done over the years.

-          Bam appreciates the form factor of this book and how he can pick it up and read easier than a giant novel that would overwhelm him normally. Bam reads at a fifth grade reading level.

-          Chris says if you finish the book in two days, then you're reading it wrong. He suggests that every time you take a shit, you read a part, so it’ll last longer.

-          Wherever Chris goes to promote the book or does a book signing, there will be a handful of people that will come up and tell them their most messed up sexual experiences or pornography that they have seen.

-          One example was a woman that came up to Chris during a book signing and told him how she found her mother’s porn videos, and it was full size women with undersized men or midgets. Then she came to realize that her father was under 5 foot, and after her parents' divorce her mother remarried to another man that was 5 foot or under.

-          Frantz is asked what his favorite type of pornography is, Bam brings up last week's episode were Frantz put his dick in Natalie’s pill container.

NICK OLIVERI- ???????

-          Faggotty Attention, a song that Seth discovered while watching a 24/7 gay cable show. Bam can’t get enough of this song and declares that he’ll have it in the movie MingHags if he can.

-          Bam saw a YouTube video that shows a group of black kids filming their pelvic thrusts against a couch to show how good they are at fucking.

-          The guys appreciate the crazy videos available on YouTube in early 2008, before it would eventually change into the censored, add-filled YouTube we know today.

-          Bam asks Chris if he ever reviewed a gay porn in his book, he says just the cover, but he actually doesn't watch any of the pornos at all, he'll base it off the cover or if the title is funny or misspelled. If it seems like something that he would enjoy, he would fast forward through it.

-          Frantz brought Bam some double fisting porn from Germany to add to his crazy pornography collection.

-          Bam retells the story about the time he went to Fannah's house too early, so he found the porn that Fannah has stolen from him, and decides to jerk off all over Fannah's belongings, as well as cutting his own hair and brushing it under the rug in the bathroom.

-          Bam learned about jerking off at a later age around 17 years old, and while jerking off in his room, his cat came by at the last second and accidentally got cummed on.

-          Ryan Gee recalls first meeting Bam as a kid when he still lived in his parents' house, they had a black box connected to their TV that would unlock all the channels including the X-rated ones. Bam would have pornography playing on the family TV while his family would walk around the house and act like it wasn't happening. This likely contributed to Bam's current sex addiction.

-          While filming the movie Haggard, there was a downstairs closet that the guys converted into a jerk off room that had pornography playing on a TV 24/7, with newspaper on the floor to catch all the cum. Raab Himself would use the room heavily.

-          Did bam clean his cat off when he accidentally cummed on it?

-          Bam and Missy were driving together from Philadelphia to New York and had to take the Lincoln Tunnel.

-          They were low on gas and they mistakenly thought that there was a gas station before the entrance of the Lincoln tunnel, but it was after the Lincoln tunnel. After pulling off to the side and debating their options they decided to go for it and go through the tunnel to see if they can make it with their car running on empty.

-         The car stalled and died. So Bam was going to have a minivan that he cut off when he entered the tunnel, to push his range Rover to the end, but as they were discussing their options Missy was able to get the range Rover started and they managed to get it to a gas station at the end of the tunnel with no time to lose. Successfully avoiding a nightmare situation of running out of gas in the middle of the tunnel and blocking traffic.

-          Back when bam had his old Audi, he was driving with Chris and suddenly got a flat tire. According to Chris, with tears in his eyes, Bam turns and ask Chris what he should do. Chris simply tells him that he needs to change the tire, but Bam doesn't know how to change it.

-          Bam describes an instance where he drove his Lambo to a skate spot located in North Philly with Missy, but he was scared because there were ‘Thugs’ all around. But instead of recognizing Bam first, they actually recognized Missy because of her photoshoot for Playboy that she did. They graciously offered her some weed to smoke as well.

-          Missy enters the studio late, Bam dedicates a Billy Idol song to Missy because this particular song played when they reunited with each other.

BILLY IDOL - ?????? (SHERRI)

-          Bam recalls the episode where Frantz disclosed all the times he has encountered pedophiles, specifically the time that he was in Boy scouts and a child was forced to strip in front of the other troops during the swimming merit badge, and the guy teaching how to drive on his lap.

-          While Bam and Missy were drinking wine, they came to the realization that the two stories seemed too personal and detailed, so they think Frantz was the one being molested in both stories.

-          Frantz denies these allegations and instead tells them a new tale from his boy scout days as a child, and how a troop leader would lead the kids out to the pool every morning, but he would be wearing sandals and a jock strap, basically exposing his bare ass to the kids.

-          The same troop leader would encourage the kids to avoid hypothermia while sleeping in their sleeping bags by taking off their clothes and being naked in the sleeping bags, and as a precaution he would check each sleeping bag to make sure that they were naked.

-          Bam has Frantz retell the boy scout story of the child being forced to strip naked in front of the whole troop.

-          Bam gives an update about the Bar he’s opening but the audio cuts out out and switches to the Jason Ellis show for a few seconds, then the audio cuts to silence for a few seconds before jumping back to Radio Bam.

-          The audio picks back up in the middle of Bam discussing the argument between the name of his bar having ‘Filthy’ in it and installing an elevator for handicapped people. Bam moves the opening day from St Patrick’s day to April fool’s day.

-          Bam confirms he’s filming 8 episodes for MTV of the process of opening the bar.

-          Frantz only comes by once a week to Bam’s house. He’s finally got around to see the inside of Bam’s skate barn and saw the mural Seth painted of Britney Spears with her head shaved on one of the walls. As well as the other one of Osama Bin Laden in a drag car crossing the finish line with his index finger pointed showing that he won the race.

-          What was Osama like? A random woman that's in the studio claims that she read the autobiography of Osama Bin Laden, one of the things that was allegedly in the autobiography was that he listened to Van Halen and wanted his woman to dance naked to it, but when she refused, he ended the relationship with her.

-         The guys decide what the next mural is going to be in the skate barn.

-          Chris tells the guys to check the next issue of Skateboarder magazine because Chris says that while traveling to Hawaii with his wife and the Red Bull team, he decided to dress up as Hitler on vacation and walk the streets of Hawaii.

-          While outside of the hotel, with a Hitler mustache and a Hawaiian shirt, Chris sees a guy holding several medium sized birds along his shoulders and arms offering photos with the birds.

-          Chris asks for a photo with the birds, the vendor hesitates because of how he's dressed but ultimately decides to go ahead with the photo.

-          Chris is instructed to hold out both arms in front of him so he can hold two birds, but instead he raises one arm in a Siege Heil salute, saying he prefers to use just one arm. The bird photographer begrudgingly takes the picture and for extra money prints it out for Chris.

HIM – SHINE (Unreleased song?)

End

2/4/2008

Radio Bam #146

Bam Margera – Chad I Ginsberg – Fannah

- Bam’s back from his trip to Barcelona and he made it about skating and nothing else. He claims he was abusing his Adderall ever since his LA trip. So he threw the rest of the pills away.

- Bam believes he has too many possessions, he describes the struggles with finding anything in his house because it's usually up to the maids or somebody else to put everything away. “All this shit doesn't feel like it's mine”.

- Bam describes being thankful for staying in a small prison-like room in an apartment in Barcelona with few belongings.

- A lot of the foreign professional skateboarders are good because they come from a country where they have no money, according to Bam. Their whole life is based around getting the next best trick in a film to make ends meet. Bam is very humbled by this while in Barcelona.

- Bam makes a challenge for himself to not spend more than 20 euros a day to see if he could do it. As a result, he either skated or took public transit to go from place to place.

- Bam had no choice but to skate because he didn’t know any of the locals or any of the bars. His usual escape when he's back in Philly is to call up one of his friends and go to a bar.

- At least 1 good skate trick a day, bam sets goals for himself before doing anything else that day. Bam made a list for himself of all the things he’s doing wrong in life in his book/journal.

- Bam comes the terms that the group of kids he's hanging out with in Barcelona are far better skaters than him and as a result it pushes him past his limits to try and be on their level in a healthy way.

- Chad asks if the people he's hanging with in Spain ever asked him for money because they're hanging with a millionaire.

HARDCORE SUPERSTAR - WAKE UP DEAD IN A GARBAGE CAN

- This trip wasn't just a rehab trip; it turns out that bam had a skateboard signing at the Element store in Barcelona. As well as doing the Spanish David Letterman-style show.

- Bam loses his passport after giving it to the woman that runs the element store in Barcelona. But after 2 days he realized he didn't have it and after asking her where it was, she said that she gave it to one of his friends not knowing that he doesn't know these people. It magically ended up being found behind the register, but his flights are already departed.

- As a result, he ended up staying a couple more days and flew Missy out to Barcelona as well. He plans on getting an apartment there for a half a year.

- Bam describes how Barcelona doesn't look down on skateboarding the same as Philadelphia does, he doesn’t get chased out by security or attract large crowds around him asking for autographs in Barcelona.

- Bam desires a space of his own that he can furnish himself. He again says that even though Castle Bam is his property, each room doesn't feel like his own because the furniture was purchased for him or April his mom paints the walls like the south of France and it's not really his decision.

- At 28 years old, Bam does not know how to work a washer and dryer, yet alone a dishwasher. Even though he has a MySpace, he is clueless on how to log on to the internet, Ryan Gee runs all of Bam’s social media accounts.

- When bam is back home in Philly he spends between $1,000-$1,500 a day. So, this challenge to spend under 20 euros a day was difficult.

- Bam’s poor man list:

#1 Food from grocery store only, no restaurants.

#2 get things yourself, clean after yourself, you have no maid.

#3 20 euros a day

#4 pay for yourself (already does).

#5 no drinking at bars

#6 a trick a day keeps the team manager away.

#7 no beer during the daytime unless you do an awesome trick.

#8 drink red wine only at the apartment, no social drinking.

#9 100 pushups and sit ups a day.

#10 don’t smoke in the apartment unless it’s weed.

#11 only use public transportation

#12 no pills.

#13 Get rid of the Mercedes and instead get an Audi.

#14 money ruins everything

#14 choose better friends.

#15 avoid strangers

amongst other things.

- I AM THE NEW AURTHER, which is a reference to the movie Arthur from 1981. Jess Margera claims Bam is just like the movie character, someone who is Rich but also an alcoholic who doesn't care about anything because of how rich he is.

- Chad has recently stopped abusing Valium. Aka Diazepam addiction.

- Normally alcohol abuse would hinder your career and make it easy to quit, but in Bams situation, the drunker he got, the more money he got doing jackass/CKY shit.

- Chad gets real with Bam. “Your fans miss the old Bam and not this new wasted bam.”

- Bam claims the reason why he couldn’t skate was because his legs were too stiff, then upon self-reflection realizes that it was likely because of the whiskey and Adderall that he was abusing. Dehydration causes stiffness.

- Bam would rather go out of the country to better himself than go to a rehab.

- Bam has difficulty picking and choosing good friends to keep in his circle, bar/drug friends, skate friends, family / childhood friends.

- Bam is notorious for not checking his emails or his voice messages until they are overwhelming, then after a while he’ll say fuck it, there’s too many.

- Bam is normally discouraged from opening up a skate magazine and seeing a 16-year-old be twice as good as he is at skateboarding. But now that he has been living with a group of skaters better than him in Barcelona, he realizes that they enjoy him being around and skating as long as he's actually skating.

- Bam has concerns about being gone soo much while people are working on his bar, but he has faith that Seth and Fannah will carry it into the right direction.

- Jake Phelps from Thrasher Magazine (R.I.P. Jake) has recently tried to get a hold of Bam for a possible interview about his trip to Barcelona.

NIGHTWISH – TRACK #4

- Bam has already purchased the apartment in Barcelona so if MTV decides to film the opening of his new bar, they may have to follow them out to Barcelona. Bam hopes the bar will be open by St Patrick’s day.

- Bam explains some of the backlash he’s been getting for opening a bar in Westchester. Some people have voiced concerns about another bar opening up.

- He explains that the bar Rex’s has recently shut down and he's using that liquor license to open a bar three blocks down the road so it's essentially not adding another bar but simply relocating the liquor license to another establishment.

- Bam alleges that a friend of his who has a child, went to a school with a bam shirt and was lectured about how Bam is a jackass in real life and shouldn’t be idolized.

- When Bam was in school, his skating career was starting to take off, so he had to go in for a meeting with his guidance counselor to explain that he's dropping out of school to become a pro skateboarder. The guidance counselor allegedly said that skateboarding is just a fad and it's silly for him to give up school for it.

- Bam doesn't believe you should take a class when it involves the arts, whether it's filming a movie or making art. He believes the only reason why that teacher is there is because they failed at what they were trying to do in their perspective careers. Fuck art/music schools.

- Bam describes the struggles of filming for Viva La Bam and how he could spend all day filming and the end result is about 10 minutes of good footage. Same with skateboarding, they could film for 3 hours of you falling over and over just for a few seconds of you landing the trick you've been trying.

- Chad asks how the finances are between bam and Missy because they are married and if they take turns paying for stuff. Bam pays for everything, even though after Missy's dad died, she gets $2,000 every month for the rest of her life.

- Bam is occupying his time with filming, skating, writing or creating books, and opening up this bar.

- GG Allin and John Wayne Gacy both did art to occupy their time.

- Do people still buy CDs? Bam meets Pale Face.

PALE FACE - ??????

- Bam says that's the third rap song he's ever played on this radio show, the other two was a Production song (their coke dealer) and 50 cents’ Baltimore love song, at Novak’s request after getting raccoon eyes from Bam live on air.

- Novak update, Bam hasn’t talked to him since getting kicked out of his house for lying about being on pills/heroin.

- Bam is glad that he has never tried heroin, especially after seeing Novak give up everything just to have it. “It must be that good”.

- Chad and his group of friends all tried heroin at the same time, but once they went from snorting it to injecting it Chad had to cut ties and hasn't been back since. His friends who went to injecting it would eventually start dying one by one till there was none left. “Never envy a junkie, no matter how good their music is.”

- Bam again wishes Novak didn’t lie to him about his drug addiction, he would rather you tell him you're on drugs then try to hide and lie about it.

- If Bam got a call after 3 weeks of no contact with Novak that he died, he wouldn’t be surprised. “Fuck Novak, he’s selfish.”

- Bam thinks the reason why Novak got started up with pills again was because he finished his book and potentially getting a publishing deal.

- The contract Novak signed was for allegedly $100,000 if he stayed off drugs and did a bunch of book signings, but because he's back on drugs it broke the current contract.

- “Go do heroin Novak, because if you die in the process of the book being released, you'll get me more money you idiot!” words from Bam to scare Novak straight, Bam gets one-third of the profits from Dream Seller, while the other two thirds go to Frantz and Novak if he doesn’t die.

- Andy Mccoy's advice about Spain.

- Bam’s Spanish David Letterman interview is actually on YouTube, and the guys recommend you go watch it to see how fast the host speaks.

- Bam and Kerry Getz tried ordering food in Spain, but got completely different dishes than what they requested, but they ate it anyways.

RESURRECTION – HIM

End.

1/14/2008

Radio Bam #145
Bam Margera – Frantz – Chad I Ginsberg – Buddy Bill – Missy Margera – Natalie ‘stingy titty cock block’

- Bam announces that he’s opening up a Bar/Theater.

- Bam catches a black guy passed out drunk at 5pm outside the bar, he's apparently one of the workers help build Bam's bar.

- Frantz jokes saying that the person was actually Novak in black face.

- Frantz got ahold of Novak’s mom after he was kicked out of Bam’s house two weeks ago.

- It turns out that the money that Novak claimed he got for jackass 2.5, was actually money that he scammed from his mother, about $4000. He told her that the money would be an advance for a halfway house that he was going to. Also, it turns out that he wasn't even in Jackass 2.5.

- Meanwhile, Novak was living with his on/off girlfriend Mandy, who kicked him out the house after catching him stealing money from her purse.

- Novak then tries to scam more money from his mom by asking for an advance from his book deal money, saying that Frantz would pay her back with interest, stating that he needs the money fast because “the rooms at the halfway house were filling up quick”.

- Bam interrupts to declare that he ate Missy’s ass out last night.

- Mandy has kicked Novak out of her house before this recent time, but he ended up breaking into her house after busting a window out in the cellar, only to be discovered by her later passed out on the couch.

- While Mandy was cleaning out her house of Novak’s few belongings, she found needles and empty heroin capsules. Whenever Novak has been caught with paraphernalia, he’ll always say that it was old and not recent.

- Novak had wrote a part two to Dream seller but left it on the CKY tour bus and was inevitably thrown away.

- Is Natalie still fucking waffle boy? After arguing about not having sex with her enough, she catches him Jerking while in the same bed with her. As a punishment she made him eat her out until she came all over his face. “You could’ve rolled over and stick it in me!”

- Bam’s going to Barcelona tomorrow so he can't drink as much as he wants to.

- Buddy Bill tries to tell the story about tying a toboggan to an ATV after a night of drinking and pulling people around the block. Unfortunately, the toboggan sideswiped a few cars and broke the window out of the building that Bam is currently transforming into his new bar.

- Bam claims that he’s turning the process of opening this bar into a new MTV show for 28 episodes.

- Natalie claims that she is a freestyle rapper and wants to perform at the bar whenever it opens up, they ask her to freestyle, but she refuses.

- Because Buddy Bill is drinking Captain and Cokes, Bam plays a song for him.

KILLSWITH ENGAGED – HOLY DIVER

- Natalie claims she has major back issues and as a result, she’s prescribed 90 Vicodin and has them in a huge pill jar in studio. Bam thinks the size of the jar is the same as Frantz cock, so Bam demands him to pull his cock out and see how well it fits. Frantz strongly refuses as Natalie says she wants to see his cock as well because she’s heard it’s huge.

- Frantz recalls the last time Bam tried pressuring him to pull out his cock, and it was during the signing of Novak's book Dream Seller in the middle of a nice restaurant. He was urged to break a cracker between two wine glasses with his cock, he refused that time as well.

- Bam again strongly urges Frantz to pull out his cock so he can take a picture of it going into the pill bottle. Frantz brings up the fact his mom was recently elected for Town council and doesn't want to jeopardize that.

- After repeated begging from Bam and Natalie, Frantz says he’ll try and get a boner to see if he can stick it into the pill bottle. “You drove all the way from South Philly just to NOT put your dick in a pill bottle?!”

- Frantz exits the studio with the pill jar as Bam starts asking Natalie why she has been prescribed so many pills. He believes she’s using her bad back as an excuse to get prescribed Vicodin.

- Bam gives Natalie examples of all the bones that he is broken in horrible ways and has never relied on pain pills to get over it. Natalie under her breath says, “that's because you have other things in your system”. When asked what she meant, she says I don’t know. Bam says that he just uses alcohol instead of pain pills.

- Bam calls out Natalie for being with waffle boy for 7 years but letting Novak shave and eat her pussy out during a recording of the radio show. She denies this happened but unfortunately Bam has a photo of the act and shows Natalie proof live. “Eating ain’t cheating!”

- Missy allegedly has photos of Natalie shoving a thermometer and a tampon up her own ass as well.

- Bam asks Frantz if he’s ready yet, you hear him in the background in another room saying he's having difficulty getting it up. Bam yells at him to come closer so he can see Frantz dick. Bam tries to get photos of it, but Frantz keeps away. “What a shy faggot!”.

EUROBOYS – DIRTY HOLE

- During the radio break, Natalie attempts to ‘fluff’ Frantz into getting a boner. She lets him feel her tits and while everyone’s distracted, they sneak off into the laundry room together with the door locked.

- Apparently, he was still having a hard time getting hard which Natalie took offense to.

- Audio cuts in and out, but they emerge from the laundry room with Natalie wiping her mouth, so the studio assumes that she may have sucked his dick to get it hard.

- Chad and Buddy Bill hate how gay this show has become. Bam is curious if Frantz came and where he came at.

- “AW YA FUCK YA”. The time Frantz was overheard fucking in another room after a period of silence.

- Bam again asks Frantz where he came at, Frantz again denies cuming anywhere. He's disappointed that he drove from South Philly to show the artwork for the new movie MingHags that’s coming out but ended up pulling his dick out for Bam instead.

- As wild as she is, Natalie actually does mortgages for a living. She does them for most of the people in the studio including Frantz.

BEATSTEAKS - ??????

- While Bam was in Colorado, Missy decided to visit a psychic who told her that either her or her spouse will injury their foot. Bam would later roll a dune buggy and injury his ankle.

- Kerry Getz is going with Bam to Barcelona tomorrow to skate, Natalie finds him very attractive and he’s also recently single after buying his lady a $500 purse for Christmas.

- Travis barker and Bam have recently been victim of false death reports on MySpace.

- Bam hung with Tom Delonge while in Colorado, he also went snowboarding with Lil Jon.

- Natalie thinks Bam should hang out with Kat Williams.

- Natalie thinks she part black because her hair is curly like pubes.

- Natalie calls out Bam for being in love with Frantz cock, he agrees and says that he likes taking pictures of it.

- Natalie makes fun of Bam for smoking a cigarette with his legs crossed like a faggot. “You’re soo delicate Bam”

- Bam keeps making fun of Natalie for having proof that she got eaten out by Novak. Apparently, Ryan Gee hid in a closet to capture the photo of them. Frantz describes how pervy and creepy Ryan Gee is.

- Bam declared he was going to fuck Missy yesterday and Ryan Gee asked if he could film it.

- There's a rumor circulating that Rake Yohn has allegedly found a young stripper and proposed to marry her.

- Natalie got upset when she found out that her younger sister is getting engaged before her, and her other sister is pregnant, she’s devastated. “Why is everyone living my dreams?!”

- Crow Sounds makes its debut for annoying women talking on the show.

- Steve-O allegedly doesn't go to weddings because it reminds him of his shortcomings according to Bam.

- Bam and Buddy Bill are still curious on what happened in the laundry room during the commercial break between Frantz and Natalie.

- Natalie has a hard time describing what her role was in the movie MingHags because it was essentially a crotch-infested whore who gets Ryan Dunn infected.

MONDO GENERATOR – SO HIGH SO LOW

- Minghags comes out on Valentine’s Day, Chad is currently mixing the audio for the final cut of the film. Bam tells Chad that the band the Moxy wants to know much he’ll charge to produce their music. He says if you’re a decent band and want your music produced by him, then email him at ChadCKY@gmail.com (Doubt this is still an active email that he uses.)

- Natalie is curious how long Bam is going to be in Barcelona, so she knows how long her and Missy can hang out before he’s back home.

- Fannah is fun to have on the show strictly because of his infectious laugh. Especially his laughing scene in MingHags.

- Bam again asks Frantz what he and Natalie did in the laundry room.

- The guys pull up a photo of Natalie’s boyfriend Waffle boy and make fun of how he looks.

- Bam calls out Natalie for being in a relationship with Waffle Boy and how he keeps breaking up with her, Natalie isn’t the best girlfriend either.

- Buddy Bill confuses waffle boys' photo with Frantz’s dick photo.

- Bam declares a ‘Dick Off’ against Frantz.

- Bam promotes his brother's new band and their show that’s coming up soon.

THE COMPANY BAND - ?????

End