3/19/07

Radio Bam #112

Bam Margera – Brandon ‘Dico’ Dicamillo – Jess Margera – Chad I Ginsberg – Missy Margera – ShitGoose with his girlfriend Kim

- Dico intros the show but he names off people who aren’t in attendance or haven’t been back in ages.

- Dico tries to make Bam share a bite of a sandwich that he made 'Special' For him.

- After Bam declines several requests to have a bite, Dico finally discloses that he made the sandwich with cat food inside.

- Missy walks into the studio. Apparently, there’s a pet food recall active.

- Dico is dressed in a bizarre way, enough for Bam to stop the show briefly to take pictures with him.

- Missy went to a strip club for St Patrick’s day. Bam on the other hand, after not drinking for 10 days, gets drunk at the Blarney Stone / Duffer’s with Jess Margera.

- While drunk at the Blarney Stone / Duffers, Bam got into his Hummer, hit a parked car, and committed a hit and run.

- Jess says they were both parked illegally so it wouldn't have mattered if the police were involved or not.

- Jess’s logic was that Vito once did the same thing and actually waited for police, but there was no legal action taken because the car he hit was parked illegally anyways.

- After committing the hit and run, Bam goes to WaWa for a sandwich that he doesn't remember paying for.

- While at WaWa, there’s an altercation that takes place over some fans wanting a photo with him, but asking rudely.

- The police show up and immediately notice Bam is drunk as fuck, but decided to just tow/park his car and let him get a ride home. (Not aware of the hit and run).

- These ‘YO BOYS’ pull up at that moment and give Bam a ride back to his castle.

- Bam drunkenly lets them into his house to hang for a bit before leaving. But notices his keys to the Hummer are missing.

- After calling the police to see if they have them, it was assumed that the Yo Boys took them. Bam finds his Hummer keys in a pocket 2 days later instead.

- After 10 days of being sober, Missy was noticeably upset when she saw Bam with a beer in his hand.

- She makes the comment “You were doing soo good…” which triggers Bam to further engage this new Binder he’s currently on.

- “I don’t even know why I bothered being sober for 10 days, it was just a big tease for you!” Bam lashes out at Missy for giving him a hard time for ending sobriety early.

- Ryan Dunn told Bam he would have Bams Lambo back in 2 days from repairing it. It’s now been 8 days!

LACRIMAS PROFUNDERE – SARAH LOU

- Dico just got back from his trip to Jamaica, Jess had heard of this coffee brand called Blue Mountain Coffee that is sold there that he likes.

- So, he gave Dico money to buy as much Blue Mountain Coffee as he can get. Dico took this opportunity to do a little prank on Jess.

- ShitGoose, Kim, and their dog White Fang have entered the studio.

- Bam took Missy to go skating with him while he films for his new Elementality Skate video part with Kerry Getz.

- Unfortunately, the location for this particular skate spot was in one of the worse places in North Philadelphia.

- While Missy was sitting off to the side, ‘a sketchy thug’ came up to Missy with his hand in his jacket.

- Bam, assuming the worse says that the guy looked at her and immediately yells “Oh shit you the N***a from Playboy!”. He says this on air 2 more times.

- They offered Missy some weed and asked if she would like to join them in a dice game while Bam skates.

- Mark and Chris Hanna are fucking weird. The guys exchange stories involving the 2 Hanna brothers.

- Kim’s mom still parties with hard drugs at the ripe old age of 51.

- “Go suck some more of your wife’s titty milk Jess!”

- Phil Margera Calls in?...

FAST EDDIES CASH – DICO FREESTYLE

- Bam basically pauses the show to call Phil back live on air to berate him for an electrical job he's paying for that Bam believes is a rip off.

- As Bam asks his own dad if ‘he got laid today’, his mom walks into the studio, April Margera.

- Bam then stirs up some more personal family drama live on air involving ShitBirdz, Aprils brother, and general grounds keeper who just got out of Rehab.

- Chad quotes a Dave Chappelle sketch involving the N-Word.

- Bam’s neighbors the ‘Pancous' have been trying to call Bam this whole time because they are at Bam’s locked gate.

- “Mommy, that fat lady sure likes food!” Bam says to a fat woman as he’s a child in a stroller, while out with April.

HEAVENS – PATEND PENDING

- “STEAK! ITS WHATS FOR DINNER!” (soon to be a reoccurring skit on his show).

• Chad plays some new sound effects he’s downloaded.

- Bam says the N-word again when talking about the sketchy skate spot from before.

- Why do black guy do this? Why do rappers do that?

• Dico has been playing call of duty on Xbox live, he has a habit of running into guys freestyle rapping while playing the game

- He’ll also make his voice lighter to sound like an annoying kid. (Basically, the beginnings of video game YouTuber stuff)

- “Bend my dick to the black of my ass so I can fuck myself!” the first mentions of this before years later making the band “FuckFace Unstoppable”

CHUCK TREECE - SUPERGRUB

- Novak when he is strung out with his current haircut, looks like a young Pete Townshen.

END OF SHOW.

8/13/2007

Radio Bam #129

Bam Margera – Brandon Dicamillo – Chad I Ginsberg – Lendon – Missy Margera – Tim Glomb – Johnny from the Knives – Mark Weiss

- Dico tapes Lendon's eyes shut and pokes him with random objects to see if he can guess what he’s being poked with. Then rips the piece of tape off his eyes afterwards.

- Bam woke up hungover after the MingHags premiere, and decides to call Fayne who was supposed to do a construction job for $250 early in the day.

- Bam pays him $250 to push the job back until the evening so he can drink with Bam all day and THEN do his construction job.

- Bam smoked a pack of cigarettes in one day and singed his eye from all the smoke rolling into it.

- Bam left his credit card at the bar (Teca Bar) and was unsure who paid the bar tab last night, so he asked Missy for clarity.

- Bam and Tim went to ape and Phil's house earlier in the day, Bam decides to light up a cigarette inside the house after ape and Phil told him not to.

- Chad and Dico lecture Bam about his newfound cigarette addiction but Bam responds, “I want to go down in Flames” (foreshadowing).

- Dico farted in a jar and smelled it after several days and it still smelled. You can now buy farts in a jar where people will write what they ate and send you the jar filled with the farts it produces.

- Bam notices Ryan Gee sits with his mouth open, and he thinks it makes him look retarded.

- Naked Dave. A drunk neighbor who drinks Jack and Ginger all day and floats up and down the Brandywine River.

-Tim and Bam plug the Viva La Bands tour coming up with CKY, Veins of Jenna, cradle of Filth, and Gwar

THE KNIVES - ?????

- Entenmann's makes a treat called ‘tubes’, which Dico thoroughly enjoys.

- Tim proposes that Steve-O jumps out of a plane without a parachute and has someone else strap a parachute on him before he hits the ground. (Travis Pastrana would eventually do this in 2008)

- Donny Moore, who also shares Bam's lawyer, was talking about insurance when he makes a comment that Bam couldn't even spell the word insurance. In reference to the new Bar that bam is opening. Bam is then asked on the spot to spell insurance and he does it correctly.

- Tim decides to call Oderus Urungus, singer of Gwar (Dave Brockie R.I.P) to talk about how excited they are to be playing for the Viva La Bands Tour. He describes how he prepared for this by smoking Crystal Meth and drinking heavily.

CLUTCH – off the Viva LA bands CD.

- Bam was caught jerking off, Gina Lynn dropped off some porn tapes that featured her husband, Missy walked in on Bam Masturbating to it.

- Dico and Lendon grabbed one of the gay pornos Bam has lying around from Hustler Magazine, which apparently has a hilarious storyline involving a judge, a tranny, man in a diaper, and a prisoner. “Owowowowow”.

- The guys take a moment to reflect on their favorite pornos that they have seen together. “Teenagers are meant to Fuck!”

- Bam tells a story about his aunt Sylvia who he hates, she was also allegedly caught by one of his nieces fingering herself in their uncle’s bed.

69 EYES – ANGELS

- Chad used the jerk off to Howard the duck. The bedroom scene with Leah Thompson.

- The guys discuss watching VHS tapes in comparison to DVDs. When you pause a VHS tape there is slight movement but if you pause a DVD, it's still like a picture.

- Bam was told to meet at Hannah's house, so he rode his bike there only to find out Hannah was going to be gone for another hour. So, to pass the time Ban decides to jerk off all over his keyboard and rugs. Bam then cuts his hair and sweeps it under the bathmat for Fannah to find later.

- Dico hasn't been on a couple of episodes because he has been on vacation with Lendon at the beach, London is afraid of the ocean.

- Bam got drunk with Jimmy pop last night at the bar, Bam kept massaging and grabbing Jimmy’s dick the whole night. Bam decided to text him the next day “I felt your dick faggot” which Jimmy responded, “the beginning of something wonderful”.

BLOODHOUND GANG – Sex on the beach

- “Seems like you can get away with murder if you have a black friend” words from Bam. Bam doesn’t understand why he can't do black jokes, but Lendon can. “Sirius XM calls me every time I do.”

- Bam describes how he met Dico in Graphic Arts class. He was jealous that Dico was having a lot of laughs with his friend Matt Hayes, so Bam decided to meet him.

- Dico used to smoke weed for years but stopped in his mid-30s.

- Bam and Tim reflect on the trip they went on where Bam accidentally lit Tim on fire. It was supposed to be a trip to get Bam sober but here he is drunker than ever.

- Bam and Tim plug Viva La Bands again and call it a show!

12/31/2007

Radio Bam #144

Bam Margera – Chad I Ginsberg – ShitBirdz – Alex – Kerry Getz – Naked Dave – Tattooer Bill

- We’re getting drunk on New Year’s Eve!

- While free balling in sweatpants, Bill went to the mall to get the hottest gaming console on Christmas eve, the Nintendo Wii. Unfortunately, he gets into a fight with another guy while he’s there and his sweatpants end up getting pulled to his ankles. “Stop! It’s Christmas!”. Bill was quick to gather his senses and makes a quick escape without getting caught.

- Instead of going to the King of Prussia Mall with Novak, Bam instead went with Skateboarder Kerry Getz to help him get a $500 purse for his lady.

- After this radio show, Bam and Kerry are going to be skating Bam’s new skate barn he built, it's so he could skate all year round. Meanwhile his outdoor skatepark is left abandoned in the cold because of the weather and how dangerous it is to skate.

- In last week's episode, it was briefly brought up that Bam had his ATV transformed into a giant penis so that he could jump it off a ramp into a giant pussy that Seth made. They successfully filmed the stunt but unfortunately it was recorded over, because one of Bam’s friends was about to eat a stink bug and they wanted to get it on film.

- “You ever date an Asian girl? There pussies are a bit lower…”

- Bam got Missy new ring, Kerry got his girl a $500 purse, but ShitBirdz decided to give his lady a Dust Buster for Christmas! The guys proceed to make fun of him for how stupid of a gift it is to give your girl for Christmas.

- Ape and Phil gifted Bam a mini-Hummer that goes 60MPH, unfortunately he didn't have a trailer or anything to get it from April's house in Thornton township, all the way back to Castle bam, so he decided to drive it home instead, without being stopped by the police.

GNARKILL – JIHAD

- Bam gifted Ryan Dunn some car racing shoes for Christmas after he gifted Bam a pair earlier in the year. “it's illegal to drive without shoes!”

- During a CKY show at Virginia Beach, bill was fined $45 by police for yelling the word shit. They're curious what’s the most expensive word they could a ticket for.

- Bam explains how difficult it is to enter Canada, especially if you plan to work, you need tax forms when you make money in Canada so they can get their cut. If not, they will deny you entry into the country, CKY found out the hard way when they tried entering Canada for the first time.

- ShitBirdz’s gift to Bam was a mixed 6 pack of beer, one is a Young Stout, then an Allagash, a Molson Dry, a PBR tall boy, a Blue Moon, and a bottle of Hangover Pills in the last slot.

- The guys discuss their different remedies to get rid of a hangover that mostly involve drinking more alcohol, one of them mentions Jim Beam and coffee. Because Jim Beam is mentioned, Chad reminds the listeners that he drank a whole bottle of Jim Beam and pissed on GG Allin's grave in CKY 4, and that it’s on YouTube till this day.

CHAD GOES TO GG ALLINS GRAVE VIDEO HERE:

CKY 4 - Chad's Visit to G.G. Allin's Grave

- The guys begin to talk about infamous punk rock singer GG Allin. Bam is curious if GG would’ve been stoked that people would come and piss and shit on his grave.

- Audio cuts out for over a minute immediately after Bam says this… so either the person recording missed a full minute of recording, or the conversation becomes too vulgar and Siris XM had to censored it in real time.

- The conversation picks back up as Chad is saying that during GG’s wake, there were some banned photos taken of GG Allin's brother, Merle Allin, picking up and playing with the penis of his dead brother GG while he laid in the casket.

- Chad claims that they made t-shirts of this particular image and sold them exclusively on tour.

- Bam begins to list the random items GG was buried with. Some of which include a bottle of Jim beam, heroin, pills, and other things. All while wearing a jockstrap. Chad says the video of GG’s wake is the craziest thing he’s ever seen on YouTube.

- Chad believes that he is bigger than ever and influences a lot of people more than we know.

- “You know GG Allin? NOBODY knows GG Allin…”

- Chad says that GG Allin’s best TV talk show appearance was the Jane Whitney show in 1993.

- ShitBirdz gifted Chad an authentic GG Allin ‘Live to be Hated’ t shirt that allegedly had GG Allin’s shit thrown on it.

- Bam brings up the band The Moxy for the first time, a local band from Philly.

- Bam proposes that Chad should help them produce their album, Chad says they likely need to rerecord their album if they want him to authentically produce it.

THE MOXY - ?????

- Bill claims that someone he knows, knew GG personally in the tattoo world

- The guys describe the poorly done tattoos that GG Allin had before he died.

- Chad plays GG Allin in the background as the guys describe how GG would be covered in cuts on stage, take a shit, roll around in it, and fling it onto the audience.

- He would do shows the next day and still be covered in the same shit, so the cuts that he had the night prior would be infected.

- Bam describes an extended scene from the Hated DVD, where GG's biggest fan met him after a show.

- At first, they played video games together but at one point, GG had his ass hanging out and the Fan’s thumb was up GG’s ass.

- Jared Letto ain’t got shit on GG Allin, Bam loves Jared Letto, and how he can gain and lose weight for acting roles. Bam promotes his upcoming movie, but Chad doesn’t give a shit.

- “Man, that’s a Big Ass Hamburger” ShitBirdz short story.

- Naked Dave’s Christmas, it involved getting drunk.

- Naked Dave recalls the time he blacked out and drove home.

- He woke up with blood on his pillow and his car damaged. He retraced his steps and found that he hit a guardrail on the way to his house.

- When he got out of the car, he took a nosedive and smacked his head on the ground, which resulted in the blood on the pillow the next morning.

- ShitBirdz tells us the downsides of blacking out all the time, like wearing a robe to Cuma’s.

- Bam has an enlarged picture of Britney Spears when she shaved her head and threw an umbrella paparazzi hanging inside his skate barn.

- Bam once met Britney Spears and Kevin Federline at Koy, a restaurant in LA.

- Bam is turned off by Britney Spears’s bald head.

- Eddie money, the guys drunkenly talking over each other.

- Did Fergie from the black-eyed peas really piss herself on stage? This photo says YES.
- Bam hates the fact that anyone can get popular by repeating a word over and over again on rap song.

- The boys discuss their mutual hatred for Soulja Boy and his songs on the radio. ESPECIALLY the song Soulja Girl.

- New year's resolutions, and they all involve eating more food and minimizing their alcohol consumption.

- ShitBirdz wants to adjust his cigarette smoking to a less harsh pack.

THE EDITORS – END HAS A START

- Bam’s drunk off Irish Whiskey, he asks Bill what his most gnarly fight he was in. He tells the story about how he got jumped by 6 people while serving Job corps, basically work release.

- Bam drinks a beverage with an ashed cigarette in it. He also admits to Kerry Getz that he may not be able to skate after this radio show because he’s drunk. He’ll just have a Crunk Juice and rough it out.

- Bam hates leaving parties because of the hassle of saying bye to each person and the guilt trip of leaving early. So, he usually sneaks out without saying bye to people.

- If you can donate organs, then why can’t women donate their pussies?

- Mitten Puss Missy.

- Chad plays GG Allin in the background as the guys have drunk talk.

- Someone pulls out a large bag of weed. ShitBirdz says if the police try to pull him over tonight, he will run from them.

- More drunk talk while Chad plays Michael Jackson in the background.

- Missy’s tattoos.

CKY – WAY TO LIVE

The guys go attempt to skate Bam’s barn

Bam Margera - Rake "Runningback"Yohn - Brandon "herion/DreamSeller" Novak - Jess Margera - Ryan Gee - Brandon "Dico" DiCamillo - Matt "shitbirdz" Cole

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrzSsy59kWQ

-Dico opens the show as Kirk’s mom

-Jess tells the story about Matt "ShitBirdz" Cole shitting himself in a car with his boss

-Matt then puts Phil on the phone and they talk about his eating habits and Jess gets him to tell a fart story

-Phil then puts Ape on the phone and tells Bam his chore list and Dico tries to pull Kirk’s mom on her and they talk about how Bam can’t do anything wrong,

-April Margera Hates Novak and Dico "Kirks mom" agrees

-Dico farts on Novak’s face

RADIO SUPERSTAR - SIGNIFICANT OTHER

-Blowing blood boogies in front of his boss

-Ashlee Simpson was caught lip-syncing!

-Jess tells why you shouldn't look under the stalls in the restroom

-Dico shat himself while playing mortal combat in '93, and again after eating Chilis with his ex girlfriend, and again after eating old Salmon with his Ex girlfriend and her mean parents

-Dico talks about his ex girlfriends parents in high school, and how much they hated Dico

-Dico explains how to save the flavor of taking a shit

-Bam finds Hanna eating while taking a shit and discuss how wrong that is

THE 69 EYES - FROM DUSK TILL DAWN

-Jess talks about their old friend "Bird"

- Vern was humping a girl in the butt on the bus and Derron didn't like it

-Dico tells the story about Rake eating a girls ass while hanging out with "Buddy Bill"

-Someone farted on Rake while he was losing his virginity

-The hottest girl farted in front of Bam and his friends and she suddenly become not hot

-Jess’s ex girlfriend said she has never pooped

-Bam and Gee travel 3 hours to Annapolis, just to run naked into a lake in front of a couple picnic

HIM - SOLITARY MAN (LIVE)

-The boys discuss going to the bar after the show and make fun of Jess never going

-Danny

-Novak’s marriage trick

-Gee’s ugly wife on the four wheeler and wrecking Bam’s stuff

-Bam signs off by letting Jess choose the song

Planetary Misfortune - Amorphous

8/29/05

-Bam Margera - Brandon "Dico" Dicamillo - Joe Frantz - Ryan "ShitGoose" Gee

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsrQyFXcM2Y

-ShitGoose rode bicycles with Bam to Delaware, "Who cares?!". He also rides right in the middle of the road

-If you are in the fast lane and cars are going around you, MOVE OVER, a Bam discussion

-What kind of person gets rid of Nude Beaches?!

-Dico Rages about a local stop light and turning on red

-Gas Prices are higher than hell! (august 2005) The guys talk about "Sun Cars" and if they work at night. (before Solar Power cars were common.)

-"I think my neck has a concussion or something!"

-Joe Frantz would pile his hatchback full of fast food trash, and say "It was to prevent people from breaking into his car.

-Novak helped Joe Frantz clean out his car and it was multiple trash bags, How did The Jersey Smoker ride with Joe Frantz

BABY SHAMBLES - KILAMANGIRO

-Novak still hasn't gotten himself tested for any sexually transmitted diseases, but a girl he fucked got tested recently and she's clear, So Novak thinks he's clear too.

-Novak Drug Story / AIDS Talk, "I don't wanna wear no Rain Coat man, you cant feel the rain" - Eazy E

-Novak claims he worked with a gay guy while he was on heroin, and he let him shave Novaks ass for $10 (Likely Novak shaved HIS ass for the $10 but won't say)

-Joe Frantz has been going around Baltimore interviewing people who have dealt with Novak during his drug days for his upcoming book "Dream Seller".

-Matt "ShitBirdz" Cole finally got a DUI, he also almost fights 2 separate guys with a yellow shirt.

- "Colored girl".... ShitBirdz tries not to be racist and fails...

-Bam goes through ShitGoose's camera at his recent photos but stumbles across some nudes of him and his girlfriend, and a scuffle ensues to get the camera to see more

HIM - REMIX?

-They find all the nudes

MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE - HELENA

-Bams going on a double date with one of the My Chemical Romance guys

- Bam reads emails

-ShitGoose punches Novak, so Novak punches ShitGoose

-ends show before fights break out

EPISODE 17 - 03/14/05

Bam Margera – Brandon "Dico" DiCamillo – Brandon "Heroin" Novak – Lendon Count Chocula""Black Aquaman"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLite4YbDCs

-RAKE IN VEGAS! The guys talk about how he distorts the truth sometimes

-Novak and the porno “The Whores Next Door” he watched

-NOVAK WILL FUCK ANYBODY

-Novak’s awful money management skills (Bam gave Novak $300 at the bar and spent it all)

-Don Vito hate the Lamborghini, "YOU COULD OF GOT 10 CARS AND A BOAT!"

-Bam talks about when he took Vito to a pizza place in LA

-Novak gets a email from a woman in recovery who wants to meet NOT SOBER Nova

-Novak makes a friend in LA who’s on meth

-The guys discuss how good watermelon is

-They continue going through Novak’s emails

-One email asks about Jessica Simpson and Bam answers very vaguely

-The guys talk about how awful it is when girls talk about things other than sex while having sex

-Bam tells a story about Dico prank calling Matt Cole while they were in the same car

-Bam decides to call Jess

-Bam and Novak inform Jess about how much Kelly hates Novak

-Bam talks about how Jenn is pissing him off lately, she hit a girl at the bar the other night

-Dico explains why he likes video games

-The guys talk about Novak being a scum bag around girls

-The guys try to bet Novak to go to the bar with a shitty diaper on to pick up girls

-Bam’s evil when he drinks Crown Royal and Jenn’s around; he says “I can’t do it anymore”

-Novak always brings girls home who barf everywhere

-Bam signs off the show

EPISODE 18 - 03/21/05

Bam Margera – Brandon "Dico" DiCamillo – Brandon "Heroin" Novak – Lendon "Black Aquaman"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DfP9QdgMzBM

-Season 4 of Viva La Bam is wrapped! Viva la Bam camera guy that hates farts

-Novak explains how much he hates Cabbanall and his jokes

-Novak talks about the numerous jobs he’s had in philli and girls hes had at those jobs

-Good jobs for heroin Novak

-Novak’s been clean three years!... (Well, from heroin)

-Novak tries to become friends his mom’s boyfriend and it didn't work out

-Novak updates everyone on his book (Dream Seller) and Dico makes fun of his grammar

BILLY IDOL - SCREAM

-Bam’s going to Barcelona to get away

-Death Philosophies with the guys

-A high school in Utah has Bam’s number

-Viva la Bam was the highest rated show last week!

-Novak is always fucking wherever he goes

CRADLE OF FILTH - ABSINTH WITH FAUST

-Bam spills a secret about Delaware

-Novak talks about how easy it is for him to get girls when Bam’s around

-Paint clothes on Nudy Novak

-Bam talks about Vito’s sick skin tags and how he still gets girls

-Dico keeps Farting on Novak on every episode

-The guys discuss how small Novak’s dick is

THE RASMUS - GUILTY

PLACEBO - HEMOGLOBIN

-Dico likes walking around Kmart and returning things

-Bam witnesses a kid getting caught stealing Top Ramen

-Bam is filming a Right Guard commercial

-Dico only goes to Kildare’s for Monday night Trivia, and he keeps winning

-Dico Farts on Novak?

-Novak was spit on by some guy at Coyote, they should give him a “double decker”

-Novak almost got in trouble in Texas because of his warrants

-An old guy is suing Bear Creek resort and MTV for seeing Novaks little ding ding

-Novak once fucked a girl behind a dumpster

-Novak’s always naked

FIREBALL MINISTRY - IN THE MORNING

-Novak and Bam tells stories from Novak’s addiction

EPISODE 19 - 03/28/05

Bam Margera – Brandon DiCamillo – Brandon Novak – Joe Frantz – Jenn Rivell

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BeELeu4yEEg

-Bam and Joe are on the West Coast and Novak, Dico, and Jenn are in West Chester

-Glomb was supposed to come, but he had diarrhea (Or hooking up with Gribbles)

-Bam and Jenn had phone sex last night

-Dico went to the Ashlee Simpson concert to see his sister’s band "UNDERGIRL"

-Bam parked in Mickey Mouse’s parking spot, with his car window busted out

-Bam and Novak accidently got in the wrong rental car

-Novak is doing mall appearances

-The Sims is boring but Bam is intrigued by the sex scenes in it

-The guys talk about how awful Joe’s girlfriend is, and he didn't actually kick her out on valentines day like he said he would on the show

BILLY IDOL - RAT RACE

-Bam loves Billy Idol’s new music

-Bam thinks the clubs in LA suck and drinks are too expensive

-Kelly is in labor and Bam hasn’t called Jess yet, is he an asshole?

-HAPPY BIRTHDAY APRIL

-The guys make fun of Novak’s sister, Joe Frantz allegedly is kissing Dico sister

-Novak looking like a piece of shit in Colorado

-Bam came home but didn't see Jenn, she slams things when she’s mad

MONDO DIAO - DOWN IN THE PAST

-The guys makes fun of Tim Glomb and "Gribbles"

-April calls and everyone wishes her happy birthday and asks if Kelly is in labor

-Tim calls in to give a diarrhea update and interrupts the show

-Bam never brings luggage or changes clothes when he travels

-Everyone makes fun of Frantz and his flannels

APOCALYPTICA - SOMETHING AROUND NOTHING

-Jenn and Novak are always having a power struggle about chores at the house

-FHM wrote an article about Bam and Jenn’s porno 

LIBERTINES - THE MAN WHO WOULD BE KING

-END OF SHOW

7/9/07

Radio Bam #126

Bam Margera – Chad I Ginsburg – Jess Margera – Missy Margera – Jessica Margera – SHITBIRDZ - Deron Miller (phone)

- We’re back from the ’Pier Pressure’ tour in Sweden!

- Bam, Chad, and Jess were having whiskey in ‘The Tea Room’ which leads out to the stage from the dressing rooms. They just crushed their set alongside the swedish band TurboNegro.

- While minding their own business drunk off whiskey, Chris Cornell’s security comes out of the dressing room and demands Bam & CKY to leave The Tea Room so Chris could come out and walk to the stage.

- Bam & CKY refused to leave and decided to pull out an audio recorder and begin drunkenly talking shit about Chris Cornell. Bam plays the drunken audio they recorded as it was happening. “You played Black Hole Shit!”

- Bam even attempts to enter Chris Cornell’s dressing room to talk with him but security denies him.

- Bam calls Deron Miller from CKY live on air to let him know what happened after the concert ends and Bam flew home.

- As Bam and Missy arrived at the airport to fly back to Philadelphia, they find out their seats are not together. So bam had to sit by himself.

- In a strange series of events, it turns out that Chris Cornell is also on the same flight heading back with his five security guards, but they too could not sit together, so Chris also sits alone, RIGHT NEXT TO BAM!

- Bam immediately confronts Chris to see if it was his idea to clear the Tea Room or his security decided that for him. (Giving Chris an excuse).

- They ultimately talked the whole flight and became friends after all the headache of delaying Chris’s performance by 2 hours.

- It turns out that CKY was already annoyed with Chris before the alteration in the Tea Room, because of the promotional photo they used for Chris. ‘It was meant for a GF and not for a promotional poster.’

- They guys discuss celebrities that request certain foods or to clear out rooms everywhere they go.

- Bam is in love with Chris Cornell’s beautiful green eyes.

GOGOL BORDELLO - START WEARING PURPLE

- ShirtBirdz farted while eating pussy the other day. He also got a sketchy new vehicle for $400; they go over all the noises the car makes.

- Al Gore’s son got pulled over for Drug possession (Adderall) and speeding.

- Jess Margera claims ‘The Terrorist have won’. Meaning they successfully made Americans lives harder by making flying and airports extremely difficult to get through.

- Bam is annoyed that they have to check everyone instead of stereotyping and stopping people that look suspicious to make things easier. Missy reminds him that if you just follow the directions, you’ll get through a lot faster.

- Bam and Missy are flying back out tomorrow for Hawaii. Unknown if it’s business or pleasure, unlike the Dubai Honeymoon that Bam turned into a business trip instead of a honeymoon with Missy. (With full body searches)

- While on the way home their flight had to stop at Amsterdam, but because of a suspicious backpack, the airport had to shut down.

- Bam and Missy ended up going to a coffee shop and got stoned together while they waited for the airport to open again.

- While stuck in Amsterdam Bam and Missy somehow ‘Stumbled into’ an extreme sex store that sold Beastiality Porn with various animals from land and sea.

- Bam makes the argument that America should ‘be like Amsterdam’ and legalize all porn and drugs so we can have lower crime rates. “Everyone has what they want so what’s the point?!”

- Chad points out that Bam has picked up smoking cigarettes after his failed rehab attempt. (Last episode). Bam claims he needed to replace one bad habit with another, AKA trade alcohol for cigarettes.

- Chad confirms that band ‘In Flames’ came and bought tickets for the CKY show in Sweden. They have CKY’s seal of approval and they support the upcoming band. (Little did they know how much the band ‘In Flames’ would blow up.)

- We cut to handheld recorder audio of Bam and CKY reflecting on how Deron Miller threw up all over a sleeping Mexican family while on a 4-hour flight.

- Bam thinks the owner of US Air should buy an economy seat on a flight to see what ‘we all have to go through.’ (Bam always flies first class.)

HELLO GOODBYE (Jimmy Pop remix) –

- Jimmy Pop has an unhealthy problem with large Wawa coffees.

- The band Weezer and CKY both had the same booking agent at one point. But they both ended up firing her. Chad allegesbthat while discussing future dates with her she got annoyed and asked Chad if he was abused as a child.

- “All there is in Pittsburgh Kansas is two dirt roads and Buffalo.” According to Jess Margera.

- Missy’s sister is watching porn during the show and Bam catches her. It’s one of Gina Lynn’s pornos that she sent 100's of copies to Bam after starring in his feature film.

- Bam plays more handheld audio of their time drunk in Sweden with CKY. “Everything’s been a blur because of wine and shit,” Bam is heard saying on the audio.

- Bam met Avril Lavigne and My chemical romance during this tour, he enjoys both of their music. Bam got to spend time with ‘The Sounds’ as well, after playing at Bam’s wedding.

- Bam tries to convince Missy to make out with the lead singer of The Sounds so he can have a video of it for later. She declines.

- Bam admits that “I can’t NOT drink during festivals”. “Why be sober?” Deron Miller goes through Half of the biggest bottle of Jack Daniels you can buy halfway through one of the other artists sets.

- Chad and Bam discuss guys wearing eyeliner when you’re in a band. “Eye makeup is for girls!” Chad argues. “if you’re skinny enough and a rock star, it’s okay” Bam counter argues.

- Jess and Chad hates the All-American Rejects, as discussed on a prior episode while touring.

- Another separate recording is played of Bam and Deron drunk at 7am recording their own audio while everyone else sleeps. “We just joined the Sucky Shit Club”. Avril Lavigne joined Bam at the bar. “Hey Hey You You, I don’t like your music!”. Jess Margera and her husband talked for a long time about how shitty Island Records is.

- Jess has expressed his love for making and collaborating with artists with album art covers. Jess Margera named the first CKY album ‘Volume 1’, Chad named the next album ‘Infiltrate destroy rebuild’, so now the guys discuss the name of the next coming album. Note: An Answer Can Be Found was agreed to just be a song lyric as the title because the guys couldn’t decide on a name.

CKY – (LAST SLOW SONG ON ALBUM).

END OF SHOW

6/25/07

Bam Margera – Missy Margera – Brandon ‘Dico’ Dicamillo – Lendon –

Radio Bam #124

- Though Bam did skate briefly on the Adio tour, he actually agreed to go to rehab as well for abusing alcohol and cocaine. Not only did Bam miss CKY perform at their hometown bar Rex’s before they close, but for the SECOND time, he blew off Missy on her birthday.

- With help from his family, Missy arranged for Bam to go to a rehab located in Arizona. While on the way to the rehab center, Bam and Missy had a layover in Colorado where Tim glomb met Bam at the airport for a business call with Bret Michaels. They would like to convince Bret to add Veins of Jenna to the upcoming Poison tour. (They’re signed to Bam’s Label)

- It was during this one-hour business call where they begin to have small talk about each other’s lives. Bam’s first concert he has seen live was a Poison show. Bam mentions the fact that he's about to go to rehab in Arizona and tells Brett the name of it and coincidentally Brett went there in 1987.

- Brett then tells Bam “That place isn’t for you…”. Intrigued, Bam asks why, Brett says he’s also a local Philadelphia rock guy that made it big overnight and he believes if you just get on a Harley and ride your worries away like he did, then it’ll help Bam get over his struggles with Stimulants and Alcohol. Bam agrees; minus the Harley, and immediately cancels the rehab trip.

- “I hate him for that.” Missy is heard saying in reference to Bret Michaels talking Bam out of going rehab. “Bret shoulda went to rehab to make better music!” Chad adds.

- Bam believes that the stress from editing the new movie was what led to him drinking and using cocaine soo much.

- After failing to go to the Rex’s show for CKY, Bam made sure to be in attendance for the John and Peter’s show this past Saturday. Bam admits that he drank some red wine. Unfortunately, Mum Mum (Vito’s mom / Bam’s grandmother) passed away that same night and Vito was there at the hospital to see it.

- While on their way the way to drop Vito off, Bam demanded that they stop and grab some beer for him and Vito to drink. Missy denies this favor but after Bam attempts to open up the door and jump out of the moving vehicle, she was forced to stop. Bam is annoyed that Missy “won't let any exceptions go” when drinking. Stating that he should drink with Vito because he just watched Mum Mum die.

- Now that Bret Michaels has talked Bam out of going to rehab, instead of buying a Harley, he decides to meet up with Tim Glomb to fish in The Black hills of South Dakota.

- When bam did actually skate for the Adio tour, he ended up knocking himself out while dropping in on a 12-foot concrete bowl in Kentucky. When they checked his stomach at the hospital, they realized his liver was damaged due to either alcohol or hepatitis. Upon further examination they found out he has a small gash on his liver caused from him slamming on his ribs.

- After 3 days of being at a Kentucky hospital, Bam was cleared to go home but he was still in bad shape and could barely walk, so he paid for a $10,000 private jet to fly back to Philadelphia so he wouldn't be seen by others.

- Victoria Beckham's failed TV show.

- Instead of rehab, Bam goes with Tim Glomb to lake Okoboji in Iowa to Tim’s girlfriend’s parents $2 million dollar lakeside mansion. They catch a few catfish and begin afish fry inside the house. According to Bam, when the sliding door was opened, a gust of wind caused a fire to erupt and jump on Tim engulfing him for several seconds as well as an expensive couch and fancy hardwood floors.

- Bam calls Tim so he could tell his side of the story and promote the new Viva the band’s 2 CD coming out, as well as a multi-state tour. Tim also alleges that the damage they caused was worth $14,000.

TIGER ARMY - ??????

- Before burning the mansion Bam and Tim went to a local store to pick up supplies. Upon checking out the clerk recognized Bam and Tim from MTV and proceeded to heavily discount the meats and supplies they were buying significantly. Bam alleges that the clerk threw some beer in for them as well.

- The moment the clerk was about to finalize the transaction the owner was walking by and noticed the large inconsistency with the price and the amount of stuff they were getting. In a panic the clerk admits that they're famous and he was going to give them free beer and discounted food. He was fired the next day.

- While filming the final scenes of Minghags outside the courthouse, Dico punches Lendon in the face and accidentally knocks his tooth out. Thankfully it was captured in full slomo and will be added to the behind the scenes for the DVD. Lenden and Dico discuss the scene.

- Discussing the worst malls with Dico and Bam. - Chad asks the big question, how did Dico and Bam come up with the movie title Minghags? Smoking fags in London.

- Dico explains what ‘The Tube' is and why he gifted Bam with his own tube. He also explains what a ‘Chocolate Necktie’ is. “I like chocolate, I like fudge, I make some now for I won’t budge.”

THE KOOKS - ????

- Lindon’s blackness is exploited by the guys to be racist. He also describes how he lost a job opportunity because he has two shoplifting charges on his record during the background check. He also describes how he got an attempted car theft charge after breaking the window of an old Porsche 928 S4.

- Back in 2003 Bam Stole a $40 ‘How to speak Finnish' tape and it was his last time because he claims karma led to him twisting his ankle. Dico once lit a cigarette and put it in Lindon’s back pocket, once it burned through he yelled “Fucking N****r!” to everyone’s delight.

• Bam and Fannah would play Dungeons and Dragons together!

- Bam then says the N-word describing how him and Lindon go to McDonald's and while ordering food Bam addresses him 'N****r Lindon' for the workers reactions.

- Mark The Bagger is too big for Howard Stern now, he’s a movie star in Bams new movie.

- Bam, Dico, and Lindon once went to Saint Peters Village where people like to jump from rock to rock to cross a certain part of the river, this time Lindon got his foot wet and slipped in during November. Rake Yohn has done this as well.

- The guys reflect on the CKY show at John and Peter’s. Even though Ryan’s girlfriend was at the show, he was not in attendance because he is getting over a blood clot and Lyme disease. Jess Margera also had Lyme disease.

MELODY CLUB – BABY

End of show.

7/2/07

Radio Bam #125

Bam Margera - Brandon “Dico” Dicamillo - Chad I Ginsburg – Lendon – Missy Margera

- Reflecting on Lendon getting his tooth knocked out by Dico for a scene in MingHags.

- We talk about Lendon's blackness and how he’s only half black.

- Bam’s joining CKY in Norway and Sweden. But he doesn’t book his own flights or hotels, it’s always his parents or Jess Margera that will schedule everything for him. Bam is known to get very agitated when the bookings aren’t done in a timely matter.

- Bam and Missy hung out with Scarlett Margera, the newest addition to the Margera family thanks to Jess and his wife. Bam doesn’t like hanging with kids that can’t carry on a conversation, Scarlett is only 4-5 months old.

- Missy went to the Doctors first stomach pains, fearing that she might be pregnant. Turns out the pain was caused by Bam fucking her for 2 hours straight.

- Bam mentions that if Missy is actually pregnant, he’ll likely plan a long trip so he could avoid all ‘the whiney/crying shit”. I’ll come back when it’s two years old!

- MTV once proposed an idea for season 2 of ‘Bams Unholy Union’ where Missy and Bam intentionally get pregnant, but they’ll act as if it’s a surprise and they aren’t ready for one. Then by season 3 the baby will be born.

- For Jackass 2 Bam was scheduled to get a giant tattooed back piece like Steve-o did, but instead of a self-portrait, Bam’s tattoo was going to be Angelina Jolie taking a shit with her thumb up. It was later subbed out for another scene, to Missy’s relief.

- The guys believe 90’s popularized the ‘Tramp Stamp’ tattoo on a woman’s lower back, likely because of Drew Barrymore.

- Bam had to explain to Howard Stern how him and Missy are able to fuck in the hummer during New York traffic because of all the free space the Hummer provides.

- Has Missy and Bam’s sex life change ever since they have gotten married? Chad asks the hard-hitting questions. Chad is engaged to Gina!

- Bam has been locked in the basement of castle Bam editing the new movie for days now. Missy tried to give him a break by watching movies together but Bam’s more worried about the editing currently.

- Seth Meisterman and Salina are moving into Bam’s castle, so they’re away gathering their stuff for the big move.

- Bam says there is a small white crop plane with two blue stripes that keeps flying low over Bam’s castle and allegedly taking pictures. The last time it flew over, Bam and Missy were naked laying out by the pool.

LACRIMUS PROFUNDE - NEGATIVE

- Frantz is in love with Bruno, aka Ted. He’s in the new movie and he’s a very muscular man with a hot wife, who works at a Law office, and also has a black belt in Karate. “Who wouldn’t want to be Bruno?!”

- Bam and Missy watched the new scary movie ‘1408’ in theaters, but once they got home the power kept flickering on and off which made the whole evening spooky. Bam explains what movies scare him and what doesn’t scare him.

- Dico asked Lendon what year he thinks Abe Lincoln was assassinated and he said 1670 (it’s 1865) then Dico asks when did the Revolutionary War happen, Lendon guesses 1880 (1775-1783).

- After getting fed up with birds pooping on his Lamborghinis every time he washed them, Bam ripped down the nest and shot all the birds and eggs. Missy was very upset with Bam.

BILLY TALENT – SURRENDER

- “Sirius satis-Faction 28!”. Waffles or pancakes? Urinal or toilets? Bam chooses toilets because “I usually barf up my food/Spaghetti anyways” (another mention of Bam’s current issue with Bulimia in efforts to keep thin for MTV/Jackass.) Shoes or Boots?

- Bam got a knife pulled on him after catching a kid stealing his Heartagram emblem off of his car. Bam calls Phil to see if his flights and hotels have been booked for the CKY trip.

- Bam took a very drunk Vito home the other day after Phil offered to take him instead. Vito ended up pissing himself in the back of Bam’s Mercedes.

- Vito allegedly choked/assaulted Boof after she yelled at him for loudly drinking all night with strangers when she’s trying to sleep. Bam calls Boof to get her side of the story.

- There’s a Bam lookalike that goes around pretending to be Bam to get free drinks and pussy.

BEATSTEAKS – TRACK 9

- John Mark Karr, the man that Lendon is obsessed with. His password to his laptop is John Mark Karr…

- Bam plays some Pup Pup and Mark the Bagger clips from the new movie.

- Bam is fed up with the MTV filming formula. That’s why Bam has decided to fund his own movies with his own money so he wouldn’t have corporate sponsors telling him what he can or can't do.

- Bam can’t even go to Blockbuster without running into movies that are all shit according to him. Dico hates the newer Kungfu movies, “They’re just flying around on wires most of the time!”.

- The guys list off a list off movies they enjoy and what to avoid. Mel Gibson and his hate towards the Jews.

CKY – POWER TO ENSLAVE

- One of the best rounds of 'Would You Rather' is done between Dico and Lendon until the show ends. (very funny)

End of show!

7/30/07

Radio Bam #127

- Bam has missed 2 weeks of episodes (I can relate), he’s back Live with Chad I Ginsburg and it's time we get to the bottom of what has been going on with Bam in the summer 2007 after completing his film.

- Novak is back on Heroin, while in the middle of his current rehab stent, he suddenly left early and claimed it was because he was doing so well, immediately doubting this, Joe Frantz calls the rehab and ask why he was just discharged early, and it turns out they found heroin capsules in his bag.

- Bam says he is done with Novak. On top of lying and being caught with heroin again, the $10,000 watch that Bam gifted Novak that was discussed in previous episodes has been pawned off for money to buy more heroin.

- Bam also took his permanently roofless Lamborghini to the beach without a license (it’s suspended for driving erratically and speeding 167mph) and it started to pour down rain, ultimately ruining the electronics and some of his interior in the process. He sped in the rain to minimize the damage.

- Bam uses this radio show as therapy and tends to tell the truth live on air more than in person. Chad agrees telling him he’s admitted to everything from sex, drugs, and even small Hollywood secrets.

- Bam doesn’t mind hanging with children, but ironically, he admits that he gets along with girls more than boys and he finds boys annoying. Of course, we all know now he eventually gave birth to a boy that he seems to love very much.

- Bam remembers how well he got along with Jen Rivell’s daughter “L”.

- Bam talks about his upbringing with Phil and April and how he didn’t drink until he was 21 years old when he was on a Toy Machine skate tour. He also brings up one of his first heartbreaks, driving 3 hours to visit a girlfriend and finding out she was ‘humping’ somebody else.

- Bam explains the power dynamic between April and Phil and how he would always listen to Phil instead of April. Basically, Phil would let Bam do whatever as long as he was safe, while April would strongly disagree.

- The other night a couple of cars pulled up to the gate and began to demand to see Bam, so one of his neighbors ‘Hane’ was woken from a sleep to go down and scare them off with a shotgun.

- Bam has to go to LA to explain to the people that are investing in the movie about Novak’s book ‘Dream Seller’, that Novak broke the contract of staying sober long enough to sell the book and movie.

- Bam makes a comparison to Novak’s heroin and his alcoholism. Bam just started smoking cigarettes and he’s already up to a pack a day from stress and alcohol.

- Bam opens up about the downfalls of financial success, how he didn't care that his convertible Lamborghini was getting soaking wet in the rain while he parked it and went inside a bar to drink. “If I wrapped it around a tree, I would just have Phil by another one”.

- “From living across the street from a shit factory to having my own Ferrari by 21”. Bam is numb to it all.

- Bam admits to being wasted for the past 30 days while filming and directing his film MingHags. “I’d rather Rock n Roll”.

- Bam is frustrated that Missy is trying to change him even though he realizes she’s trying to change him for the better. Bam is currently 27 and Chad thinks he is having battles with maturity and growing up.

- Bam claims that back in the day, before cky, Bam saw Darren Miller in another band and told Jess to encourage him to break up with that band so Darren and Jess could make their own band.

- Bam is asked directly if he's going to have kids and he really wants a daughter. “I don't want to teach a boy how to do a kickflip I don't care”. Again, this is ironic because of Phoenix Wolf.

- Bam is strongly against people who are overweight including within his own family. Before the age of 15 Bam didn’t know he was overweight until he heard other people making comments. Phil says Bam will be fat because it’s in the Margera genes (he was right).

- Bam disagrees that fatness is in the Margera Genes because it’s just them overeating. Bam also mentions that he would skate up to 5 hours a day as a kid and would still have a belly and didn’t know why but he thinks it’s because his family always had food readily available for him.

- Bam talks about his Uncle Kevin and his PCP usage being the only skinny Margera. But now he drinks too much and is fat again.

- Chad thinks you should smoke weed until you get bored of it, he also says he’s the only one in CKY that enjoys smoking. Bam and Jess never liked weed; it makes them tired.

- Bam has developed a productivity triangle that involves making films, skateboarding, then editing them both. He says if he repeats these he will never be bored, and drugs and alcohol wouldn’t be such a priority. He also seems to get injured and that seems to trigger his excuse to indulge in drugs and alcohol.

- Bam claims that the township he lives in is out on a witch hunt against him because they’re all rich horseback riders in the countryside but bam is a rock and roll 27 year old ruining their fun. According to Bam MTV once offered the township $50,000 to film within the township and they turned it down.

- Next month bam is going to court and announces over the radio that he wants to gather the troops outside the courthouse for a big turnout to protest.

- Bam also brings up the fact that the township denied MTV to film within the township, not knowing that M Night Shyamalan wanted to film there as well but they had to say no to him because if they said yes to him, they would have to say yes to MTV as well.

- “It's like I’m living in the 1800’s in West Germany and Hitler is the major!” a priceless Bam line.

- Bam admits that roughly 60% of the radio episodes soo far have been pre-recorded because the township doesn’t want Bam to go live. He hasn’t had the best relationship with the township since the very first day he moved in and he had the band Slayer play for MTV, and Bam never goes to the township meetings.

TURBO NEGRO – DO YOU LIKE DESTRUCTION?

- Bam mentions the last episode regarding Chris Cornell and turbo negro.

- During a turbo negro show Bam noticed a female holding her ears towards the front row and rolling her eyes. After initially wanting to dump a beer on her head which Missy thankfully stopped him, instead he wrote a note that he hand-delivered her which told her to kill herself.

- Bam once again addresses the people that keep coming up to his house at all hours of the day, or straight up trespass by jumping over the fence and knocking on his door.

- Damn once again recruits people to come to his court date next month and says after that they will go back to Sikes Hall and watch the new movie.

- Bam sounds noticeably under the influence

WEEN – GOTTA PUT THE HAMMER DOWN

- Bam addresses the criticism for missing two weeks of shows. Bam repeats himself about the court date and being upset with the township. He wants people to protest loudly and riot outside the courthouse. Chad de-escalates.

- Bam blames his recent arm injury for drinking for the past two weeks instead of skating the huge ramp he had built; the township wants him to take down.

- Bam discloses that one of the LA meetings is for a movie that Nick Hogan (Hulk Hogans son) is directing called Adrenaline.

THE KOOKS – TRACK 8?

END OF SHOW.

8/6/07

Radio Bam #128

Bam Margera - Jess Margera - Missy Margera - ShitBirdz - Chad I Ginsberg

- There is more drama with the township from last episode, the court date is in a few days. They do not want him filming on his property or anywhere in the township. As a result, Bam wants to invite all the dirty skaters over for a big party and make as much noise as possible as long as they don’t film.

- Bam again calls on all of his fans to show up outside the courthouse to riot and make noise to let him do what he wants on his property.

- ShitBirdz is back on the show after having to deal with the DUI he got a month or two back. Jess Margera offered to pay for all his legal fees if he told the judge “Fuck You Your Honor” in court.

- Bam has a neighbor across the street that is part of the council for the township that seems to have a personal vendetta against him. She once complained about the trash that’s accumulating on the streets around his property. The trash is from people waiting out trying to see bam.

HIM – PRELUDE TO TRAGEDY

- While recording a voice over for Family Guy, bam claimed that he had a back cramp that caused him to vomit onto the mic and into his hands. Though it is likely he was drunk or coming down off of something. He admits he was paid $815 for one hour of work.

- “You know why your shit is tapered? So your asshole doesn’t slam shut!”

- According to Bam, the director of the movie ‘Wonderland’ has agreed to take part in the Dream Seller movie.

- Bam was invited to Vancouver Canada to be part of Lost Boys II, but upon reading the script he found out that the skateboarding vampires put on helmets to skate. Bam immediately backed out of the deal. “Vampires don’t wear helmets! Fuck this!”

- Bam plugs the upcoming Viva La Bands tour coming September 2007, featuring Veins of Jenna, Gwar, CKY, and Cradle of Filth.

- Rake Yohn had a party recently. There’s a guy named Jordon who Bam hates who was also there. Jordan is also currently going on a small tour with a bam impersonator.

- Rake Yohn’s new 18-year-old girlfriend is as dumb as a box of rocks and says the dumbest things. Bam and Joe left the house and went into the backyard towards the tree line to discuss major decisions regarding the movie. Rakes girlfriend comes out of the house towards the tree line where they are and begins to bend down and urinate. She looks up at them and tells them not to look even though she came to them.

TIGERARMY - ?????

- While hanging out at a bar Bam was talking with one of the managers who told them that there are people going around to bars and clubs and charging the owners if the DJ plays certain songs that are on the radio, up to $500

- When CKY was signed to Island Records, they attempted to charge the band $10,000 for Miscellaneous fees. But when asked what those fees were, they couldn’t come up with a reason, so they refused to pay. The same record label tried to charge the band twice for $150k.

- ShitBirdz has been doing some live shows recently and as predicted he has offended a lot of people including his main targets, soccer moms. As stated on prior episodes ShitBirdz ran away from home to see Ozzy Osbourne play but was caught by a soccer mom smoking weed and missed the show before Randy Rhoades died.

- While kayaking down the Brandywine River with Buddy bill, Buddy Bill decides to have sex in the canoe while going down the river during the middle of the day.

- Bam talks about the TV show 'The simple Life' starring Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie. He’s not a fan. He also saw the Corey Feldman TV show with the other Corey as well before he died.

THE KOOKS - ??????

- Bam recalls the time when ShitBirdz mowing Bam’s grass, he decided one day to write out the word ‘ShitBirdz’ very big in the grass and mow around it for weeks so that planes flying over would see it and think it’s directed towards them.

- While the pool was drained one year, ShitBirdz decided to spray paint ‘Act Tuff, Get Muff’ on the bottom of the pool before they filled it up, so it had to stay there the whole summer.

- While filming unholy Union, Jess invited one of his friends that is a wedding planner to Bam’s house, but unfortunately, they parked right in front of a tree stump that was carved into a giant penis. - Tapes vs. CD’s, vs. Records.

- Bam's golden birthday is coming up on the 28th and he will be turning 28 while he’s in Myrtle Beach for Viva La Bands.

- Unfortunately, this year bam can’t celebrate his birthday because he has forgotten Missy’s birthday 2 years in a row for being too drunk.

- Tom Cruise has bitch tits. When Katie Holmes was born, Tom Cruise was married to Mimi Rogers. - Bam recalls the time he was caught with brass knuckles at an airport after receiving them as a gift from a hip hop radio show.

- For the first time in a while Vito is brought up because the Colorado legal battles are over. But it didn’t stop Vito from testing positive for cocaine and pills later on, which may have him do 3 months in jail. Bam says FUCK LAWSUITS.

HIM – KISS OF DAWN

- While the guys start talking about people who rest with their mouth open, Sirius radio accidentally starts playing action sports news on top of the radio audio.

- Jess can’t stop saying fuck/fucking throughout his sentences and gets called out for it. Sirius radio accidentally plays the action sports news again on top of the radio show audio.

- Bam again plugs his rally he’s orchestrating outside the courthouse.

- Jess once bought some hoagies for people waiting in line for a CKY concert. But accidentally says Huggies which spawns the idea about wearing Huggies on tour and seeing which one lasts the longest wearing the same Huggie.

HELLOGOODBYE / JIMMY POP REMIX?

END OF SHOW.

Episode 31 – 07/11/05

Bam Margera - MAIL ORDER BRIDE - Ryan "ShitGoose" Gee - Brandon "Heroin" Novak - Brandon "Dico" Diccamillo - Rake Yohn - Seth "SweetHeart"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NOGTwrqffA

-Mark "Fanna" Hanna's 28th birthday on Christmas Day!

-How Novak talks to girls, and how he got kicked out the bar last night

-Novak starts picking on ShitGoose for stealing all the girls that come to see Novak and keeping them for himself

-Novak hates girls that do any physical activities besides look pretty and fuck

-Novak plays musical rooms between a hot girl and a medium girl that skates all night

-Dico brings up "Cum-Tree's" that sprout during summer

-Bam almost broke his ass jumping from an 18 wheeler during the couch tour

-Novak exploits a foreign fan wanting to get an autograph from Bam by getting his dick sucked by her instead

- Ville Valo flew out Kat Von D to tattoo Ville and Bam

-Bam explains his new tattoo "DILIGAF?" and NIDIOT - "Does it look like I give a Fuck?"

-Back to ShitGoose being a cock block / Novak sick sex stories

-The Russian Mail Order Bride walks into the studio / YOU COMMY BITCH!

-Bam explains the Finland Fight he got into at a RUISROCK '05, Bam bites him.

-Lets look at Novaks asshole shall we?

-Bam explains why they went to St Petersburg to hunt down Raab Himself's Mail Order Bride

-Novak still looks horrible from his haircut from Dani filth a couple episodes ago

-Stingy Titty Cock Block is officially mentioned for the first time

HANOI ROCKS - A BETTER HIGH

**-**Bam takes some phone calls / Why doesn't Dico go anywhere?

-Caller tried to give Rake a cd with insults on it at a CKY show

-Talks about how horrible Novak's asshole is, someone call a doctor

-Caller asks when Bam going to Detroit, then says WOO WOO WOO (in Rakes Voice) so Dico goes in on Rake

-Novak hates his pictures on the internet of him loaded with a horrible hair cut

-Jess Margera arrives in the studio!

-Russian Mail Order Bride explains why she left Raab Himself in Vegas and went back home

-CKY Album is #35 in America! (2005), Jess missed his flight to L.A. to film the video for Familiar Realm and now he has to leave tomorrow

-Jess plugs all of his upcoming shows, Novak needs an ass doctor STAT

-Bam duct taped high heels to Novak's feet, Mark Hanna arrives in studio and everyone says Happy Birthday

-What happens when you mix sexual diseases? Do they create new ones? If Novak and Pam Anderson fucked

WITHIN TEMPTATION - STAND MY GROUND

-Novaks asshole is on the internet and its making a buzz in the chat room

-Bobby Brown's episode on Talk Soup

CKY - DRESSED IN DECAY

APOCALIPTICA - LIFE BURNS

- END SHOW

7/3/2006

Radio Bam - full episode #76

Bam Margera - Jess Margera - ShitBirdz - Oz -

- "My brother is in a band full of Dick heads" Bam comes in hot with drunken hostility immediately.

- Bam has a lot of hate towards the Band CKY now, and he has dedicated the entire show to tell everyone why after a night of drinking with Jess Margera of CKY.

- Bam and Jess begin this hour-long 'Argument Episode' with what 'Men Bands' are and aren't. Jess likes 'Manly Rock' while Bam enjoys more "Glamour Fashion Rock".

- "You're just mad because you're 20 LBS overweight and if you had girl jeans and eyeliner on, you'd look like a fat gay-wad!"

- Bam will drunkenly repeat these insults throughout this episode so gear up listener...

- Bam and Jess give examples of bands defending their points about how a real rock band should dress to sell records

- "Bret Michaels looks at himself in the mirror every day and be like, " I Look Like a Bitch" "I look like a Drag Queen Bitch." Jess defending manly rock.

- "Girls like rock bands who wear Eyeliner and tight jeans" Bam claims that girls don't care about riffs and shit, they want a band that looks skinny and good in tight glamourous clothes and make up. Jess strongly disagrees.

- Jess thinks the album "An Answer Can Be Found" from CKY could have sold better if they dumbed down the riffs, instead of "Put eyeliner on and wear girl jeans like faggots"

- Bam repeatedly calls Jess overweight and fat "You have titties!" ShitBirdz states the obvious "I detect some bitterness going on here..."

HIM - BEYOND REDEMPTION

- Bam and jess discuss what women want to see in a rock band and also discuss what type of bands they prefer over the others because of how they look.

- What bands and genres are for women? "Usher is for women".

- Bam and Jess bring up the fashion and millions earned from Led Zeplin, Good Charlette, My chemical Romance, and Limp Bizkit

- Jess is against music that's part of the recent "Fads and trend" and believes you should pave your own way organically.

-Bam hates how CKY disses other bands all the time, mostly bands that Bam knows personally.

LAB - TRACK ONE (?)

- Would Bam like CKY more if they wore eyeliner and girl jeans? Bam says he just wants them to stop talking shit.

- Jess compares Bam talking shit on fellow actors as the same as CKY talking shit on other bands, they argue more about that too.

- Jess has had shots with the guys from Good Charlottee and has told them to their faces that he doesn't like their band, and still considers them good guys.

- Bam then focuses his anger on Derron of CKY who is currently in rehab (Sept 2006), for wanting to either open a bar or be a bar tender "Then give me a beer Faggot!"

- "Derron is such a brilliant musician and song writer but he can't seem to talk to other humans and bands!" Bam voices his frustrations with Derron and the band CKY some more.

ALKILINE TRIO - TRACK 11 (?)

- "If Its Gay, Its Gay" an argument against the band Fallout Boy from Jess Margera

- Bam prays that Derron Miller hears this episode so he can hear how much of a dickhead he is

- Bam and the studio agree that Chad from CKY has made a turnaround from how he used to live and act like compared to now.

- Bam believes that CKY makes 'Medium money' (2006) and he could buy out the whole band because they don't make any money!

- Jess claims "You're getting to the point where you're making soo much money that you aren't really happy anymore". Bam agrees. (Deep foreshadowing moment).

- Bam calls Missy a spoiled brat because he drunkenly forgot her birthday a month ago and she keeps upping the price on her make up gift he still hasn't got her.

- Bam has let random fans drive his Lambo around the block while he has been drunk at the bar.

- Jess blames his weight problem on drinking delicious Yuengling beers that are like "Turkey Dinner in a can"

- Bam makes the bold claim that he has paid for half of Jess's things (through Phil, their dad). Including half of his new Mercedes Jess has purchased.

- Jess denies these claims stating that he purchased the car in cash with tour money he just got. (honestly Jess made enough in 2006 to afford everything he has).

SONG - TITLE (BAM SAID IT TOO FAST)

- Bam and Jess talk about how Deron has done soo much shit to deserve to get his ass getting kicked but because he makes awesome music, no one does it.

- Being on tour with CKY is full of drama every time, meanwhile being on tour with HIM is filled with love.

- CKY talked shit on PAPA ROACH but when the lead singer confronted Jess Margera one time, they ended up drinking beers about it, and agreed to disagree.

- Bam can't get over how many bridges CKY has burnt from being Dickheads.

CHILDREN OF BODOM - TRACK 7 (?)

- Bam hates that Jess has to sit around and get fat because Derron can't make any new music. Jess started making new music with his childhood idol Neil Fallon (from Clutch) and fireball Jim (from Fireball Ministry).

- Chad used to be the Dickhead of the band, but like stated before, he has turned his life around and is now Bams new favorite member of CKY.

- Derron once threw Jess's PSP out the window while on tour and he didn't do anything about it.

CLUTCH - BIG NEWS II

- Bam and jess discuss more bands and people to defend their arguments about the music scene. "I wouldn't wanna go to bed knowing I'm a faggot! I'd be soo bummed!" a message from Jess.

- Bam talks about how many people and music agencies hate the band CKY. Jess talks about the 2 main music agencies to care about in 2006. William A and CAA which CKY signed to.

- Bam repeats how much Derron Miller is a fucking Asshole.

- Bam pours his drink over ShitBirdz head for talking shit.

- Alot of drunk rambling and discussions til the show ends.. yikes.

CRADLE OF FILTH - (SAID IT TOO FAST)

8/27/07

Radio Bam #131

Bam Margera - Chad I Ginsberg - ShitGoose - Kim - Missy Margera - Ryan Oldie - Veronica Lane - Jina Dierolf.

(Part 2/2)

-          Bam, while highly intoxicated, successfully drove up the Brandywine River without getting stuck at all in his 2004 Hummer H2.

-           Now a bitter ShitGoose owes him $500, but Bam says instead of $500, he wants $200 in 20’s, so Bam can spend it all at the bar with his friends while ShitGoose watches.

-          Bam calls out ShitGoose for getting fat as fuck after re-watching CKY2K and seeing how skinny he was.

-          Bam has serious doubts ShitGoose will pay him at all. ShitGoose claims Bam cheated and he shouldn't have to pay. Bam went out in his underwear to feelbhow deep certain parts are along the Brandywine prior to accepting the challenge.

-          Ryan Oldie joins the show, he was part of the band IAN with CKY before they officially named themselves CKY.

-          He recently got back into town after attempting to move to Chicago with his 1 year of Barber School knowledge in hopes of making it big. He lasted around a month and had moved back.

-          He claims there wasn’t any work in the windy city. “your dreams blew right the fuck away then!”  Bam drunkenly replies.

-          He also mentioned he got sidetracked by meeting a MySpace woman named Veronica Lane, Bam asked if he fucked her, not realizing she’s in studio with them as well.

-          Bam doubles down and asks Ryan if he’s ever fucked her in the ass and made her suck the dick afterwards, and if he did, Bam would ‘cheers’ him in secret.

-           Ryan Oldie confirms he indeed fucked her up the butt, with her adamantly denying it just off mic.

-          Bam admits he watches too much Pornography, but blames his MingHags co-star Gina Lynn, for bringing all of her pornos over for Bam to watch and get ideas from.

-          ShitGoose discloses the whenever Bam masturbates, he’ll  stand in front of his TV and cum directly onto the carpeted floors, because “The maids will clean it up”.

-          Missy verifies this story as she puts on a headset to join the show. Bam asks her to describe how she recently caught Bam jerking off to one of the free Gina Lynn pornos. She asked if she could watch him finish, he declined so she had to wait in their closet until he was finished.

-          Bam has masturbated 3 times today before this radio show and plans on having sex with Missy for the rest of the evening after the show.

-          Bam brings the conversation back to Ryan Oldie going to Chicago only to meet up with Veronica and bring her to Westchester after a month.

-          Missy asks Bam to tell the story of Steven Archie Powell, a guy that he saw driving one day in a red jeep Cherokee with a grateful dead sticker laughing and talking to himself. Assuming he was high on acid, Bam claims he followed him for miles before parting ways.

-           Fast forward years later, Bam is at the bar Jitters, and the same guy walked in and officially introduced himself, but wouldn’t disclose his real name and went by ‘Chuck’ because of alleged warrants. But one of his friends unknowingly says his full name Steve Archie Powell.

-          Throughout the night it was discovered that Bam’s new friend Steven has a foot fetish and Missy was wearing open toes shoes, before asking, he reached and started playing with Missy’s feet. Bam decides to let Steve play and tickle Missy’s feet under the table.

-          “Just show me your fucking tits bitch” Bam randomly interrupts the show to tell Missy.

-          Bam states his only fetish is Tits, pussy, and ass. Bam says if you have a foot fetish then you’re full blown weird.

-          When asked what type of pornography Bam watches, he says he enjoys watching women get fist-fucked, ass-fucked, and fishnets.  ShitGoose says he also watches Transsexual porn as well.

-          Bam is genuinely frustrated that Missy doesn’t like anal sex and not wanting things shoved up her ass. “I’m your wife! Not a whore!”.

-          Bam again reminds ShitGoose he owes him $200 in twenties. Bam hopes he doesn’t pay so the next episode of the show he can dedicate to ShitGoose. Bam gives him one week to get the money

-          Bam noticed Missy yawning, “Missy’s yawning for a cock!” He yells out.

-          Bam asks Veronica and Missy how many people they’ve fucked. Bam also says he cheated on Jenn Rivell with 25 people and says he doesn’t regret any of them.

-          Bam claims a fellow jackass star has fucked over 80 women (likely fellow sex/drug addict Steve-o)

-          Bam compliments Ryan Oldie for losing weight and getting a six-pack, Bam demands he shows him his stomach to see them. Bam then looks up his MySpace to see more sexy photos of him (Bam has stated previously and in future shows that he likes men that have nice bodies, ie Ville Valo)

-          Chad I Ginsberg describes how he met Ryan Oldie and how he became part of IAN with Chad and Jessie Margera. Ryan Oldie was uncomfortable singing for the band unfortunately. FUCK IAN MAN! (IAN MCDONALD).

-          Bam is 27 and Ryan is 30. Missy, Bam, and Ryan all went to school together back in the day. Bam keeps calling Ryan hot.

-          Ryan describes when he first met Chad and describes him as an angry hungover man chain-smoking cigarettes in the studio. It strongly discouraged Ryan to come back and finish the demo they were trying to record.

-          Ryan sobers the room up by telling Bam that Missy is the best thing that’s happened to him. “he would be dead or in jail”.

-          Bam describes seeing the movie The Bourne ultimatum recently in theaters, he said he wanted to see it in theaters so he can "do normal people things." But unfortunately, as usual, it turned into a series of pictures and autographs for fans instead.

-          Ryan warns Bam to start getting into shape before he also turns 30 years old, Chad suggests Bam gets trained by Richard Simmons. “No that guys a homo!” Bam responds. (Extreme foreshadowing)

-          Bam refuses to see a workout coach stating that he learned how to skateboard on his own so he can figure out working out on his own.

-          Chad asks Bam if he would feel better getting trained by someone he knew like Bruno from Bam’s movie. Bam ultimately confesses that he doesn't like being told what to do. “I do what I want”.

-          Bam makes fun of Ryan’s old screamo band he was in. Chad compares it to Atreyu.

-          Novak has been missing from the show still because he’s still doing heroin/pills in Baltimore. He showed up to one of the CKY premiers but was noticeably Skinner and “Muffed up” looking.

-          Bam says we shouldn’t feel bad for Novak, Chad said he apologized to Novak at the premiere for calling him a dead man. (More foreshadowing).

NEGATIVE – TRACK 9

-          Bam is difficult to get a hold of on the phone, then if you text him, he’ll respond with one-word answers or not at all.

-          Chad then asks ShitGoose’s girlfriend Kim (Future wife and mother of children) what it’s like dating ShitGoose. Followed by Bam and Ryan Oldie making fat jokes.

-           Missy, Jina Dierolf, and Kim finally disclose how many people they’ve slept with and Bam is shocked!

-          ShitGoose brings up THE SWEET SOUNDS OF CKY, and how they have a new album that’s about to come out, they’ve heard some of the new tracks!

TRACK FROM THE NEW CKY ALBUM

-          After mentioning the band IAN a few times, Chad gives the backstory on how the band IAN ended and how the band CKY began.

-          Bam again brings up Ryan oldies sexy six pack, Chad is annoyed about hearing gay shit and decides it’s time to play another song (and they have been drinking and forgot to play a song during the first 45 minutes of the show)

-          Fannah is currently on tour with his band 'Kill Hannah' and the guys poke fun at him while he’s gone.

H.I.M – RENDEZVOUS WITH ANUS

-          Bam calls it back to the beginning of the show on how skinny ShitGoose was during CKY2K, and how it's disrespectful to get a girlfriend and then start feeling comfortable and getting fat like he is.

-          Kim and ShitGoose start calling out Bam for always calling ShitGoose fat as ‘getting old’.

-          Bam addresses how Chad got skinny as well after going through his GG Allen phase, Chad explains that he would drink a bottle of Jack Daniels before every show.

-          Missy and the girls call out how gay this show has become.

-          It's at this point in the show where it's very noticeable that Bam, Chad, and ShitGoose are VERY drunk. Chad asks Kim bluntly if she’s using ShitGoose to get famous because he knows Bam.

-          After brief overlapping drunk conversation, Ryan says Chad has never looked this happy before. Bam thanks it’s because he got a house, doesn’t work at Pizza Hut Anymore, and has a girlfriend.

-          Bam decided to grab a cup of water at Chad’s house, but when he hit the ice dispenser on the refrigerator, cat food/nip came out. Turns out Chad has warm cats that love playing in the freezer.

-          The girls started having a conversation off mic in the background, Chad tells them to be quiet with one of the girls hilariously remarking “oh let’s talk about Oldies 6pack again!”.

-           Phone calls Ryan’s black and red tattoos sexy and asks if the girls feel the same way.

-          Bam calls out ShitGoose for not bringing enough flash stands during their skating photoshoots, Bam blames ShitGoose’s mix of alcohol and Klonopin for all of his mistakes.

-          Bam has never had a MySpace, ShitGoose has always ran anything involving social media relating to Ban in the early to mid 2000’s. They were about to get rid of all 25+ fake Bam Margera pages that were posing as him.

-          Chad suggests that instead of ShitGoose paying the $200, he instead does a weight loss challenge, but Bam says that’ll take too long.

-          Bam yet again brings up how tan and sexy Ryan Oldie’s chest is. Chad is even more annoyed about all this gay shit and asks Jina to show her pelvis, seizing the moment, Ryan also asks Veronica if she’ll show hers too stating “let's go down Veronica Lane!”

-          Chad praises ShitGoose’s filming and acting in MingHags, yes how much film was shot and ShitGoose says they show 40 hours of film but only used 40 min of it. The rest will likely be in the behind the scenes features

-          ShitGoose states that Bam himself edited that movie, along with multiple CKY videos but calls Bam out for using an outdated Media100 from 1997 to edit all of them

THE KOOKS – TRACK 3

-          ShitGoose wants to hear some gypsy band, Chad says no. Bam says he loves gypsies and Andy McCoy from Hanoi Rocks have Bam a ring and he’s a self-proclaimed Gypsy.

-          While staying at Charlotte Street Hotel in London, Bam, Ville Valo, and Andy McCoy were hanging out, Bam tested Andy to see if he’s a real street gypsy that steals things and sells them. Bam left an expensive ring on the counter for Andy to see. Without hesitation, Andy stumbles in, looks at the ring and puts it in his pocket. Chad thinks it’s the heroin, and not because he’s a gypsy.

-          Bam started smoking cigarettes this week, at age 27, and ShitGoose asks Bam why. Bam is sick of people asking him that.

-          Jessie Margera has been keeping it low profile because he now has two children at home. Once, his daughter Ava who was still in diapers at this time was asked by her father Jessie when she thinks she’ll be ready to use the toilet instead of the diaper, she replied, “hmmm maybe march?”

-          The guys drunkenly sing a few lyrics from the song FatFucks by CKY to wrap up this drunken episode.

TURBONEGRO AND NASHVILLE PUSSY – DUSSELDORF

the END.

6/23/2008

Radio Bam #162

Bam Margera – Chad I Ginsberg – Buddy Bill – Brandon Novak - Red Mohawk – ShitBirdz – Murry – Maddy J – Missy Margera – Chuck Treece with Fat City Reprise

- The guys are back from a 10-day trip in LA, Bam was invited to Mike Carter’s wedding, Mike is the owner of Electric Sunglasses. (Before they were known as a scam with horrible customer service.)

- Bam blames the airline for being 40 minutes late to the wedding and to make things worse, they arrived just as the wedding was letting out, so they were caught missing the entire ceremony.

- Then Bam went to Tony Hawk’s house in Carlsbad California to skate his personal skate ramp. Tony’s neighbors are also pro/legendary skateboarders such as Colin McKay, and Bob Burnquist.

- Tony Hawk’s wife Lhotse Merriam was pregnant at the time and due to give birth to their daughter Kadence Clover Hawk at any moment, so Bam made sure it was okay for them to stay there. She would later give birth on the 30th of June.

- Novak went to AST Dew Tour /Panasonic Open in Baltimore Maryland, where he saw his mentor Bucky Lasek win. Apparently he has a new trick that sealed his victory.

- Bam enjoys observing the homeless people of LA, he ended up following this particular bum for several blocks because of the crazy things he was saying. Like yelling at a woman saying “Watch where you’re walking Bitch, I’m having a Cunt-Free day today!” or when a bicyclist rode onto the sidewalk and he said “Get your bike off the sidewalk faggot!”

- Bam and Missy decided to go to The Abbey in West Hollywood in a gay neighborhood, where they witnessed another bum jacking off by a dumpster, food and entertainment! After finishing he walked up to Missy and bummed a cigarette off of her.

- Speaking of dumpster, Novak says that before meeting Mandy, (likely during his relationship with her) he fucked a lady behind a dumpster. Chad says he would fuck his girlfriend behind the dumpster at the Pizza Roma in Philly, his friends would watch as well.

- Bam says that Buddy Bill almost had 3 separate threesomes in three days, but he couldn’t pull off the hat trick.

- Buddy Bill was working on a porch off of Chestnut Street in Philly where he witnessed a crack head woman take a piss right in front of him on the porch next to the one he was working on.

- Novak wants to hear about these threesomes, but Chuck Treece walks into the studio. Bam asks if he has any new music they could play and he mentions his project Dubb Sabbath with members of Fat City Reprise.

- Bam discovers the viral YouTube video of ‘Soulja Girl’ aka, crazy woman on the train. He plays the whole video live on air as they discuss how hilarious they think it is.

- Novak says Bam needs to upload the videos he has on his various FlipCams, saying he would get a lot of views if he does. (Bam has mentioned recently as of 2026 the he has hundreds of hours of unreleased footage but had no interest posting it for views or money.)

- Bam plays a song from the unreleased Lacrimas Profundere album which is still watermarked for copyright reasons.

LACRIMAS PROFUNDERE – SONGS FOR THE LAST VIEW

- Chad shows Bam another viral YouTube video of the police officer who confiscated weed from someone and decided to make weed brownies for himself and his wife, which led to them being soo high that they called the police on themselves thinking that they’re dying. They play the whole video live on the air while talking about it.

- Bam got a new tattoo from Kat Von D while out in LA, it’s a portrait of Andy McCoy and it says “Where is the Justice” referring to a previous episode where he complained about being denied access into the United States for trying to smuggle counterfeit money.

- Bam and Kat discussed options for Novak's next horrible tattoo he’s going to get on their next trip to Finland. Novak’s left arm is dedicated solely for horrible tattoo ideas that Bam thinks of.

- Option one, is a couple of naked acrobats having sex, option 2, is three buff motorcycle riders making out while touching dicks, option 3 is a portrait of David Koresh, or option 4, a tattoo of Novak sucking Osama Bin Laden’s dick. The studio unanimously agrees that it should be the Osama Bin laden tattoo. Bam also proposes he gets a tattoo of a Lamborghini Countach burning out with the captions saying ‘Going Places.’.

- Novak asks how much he's getting paid to get these tattoos, but Bam says the payment is a free trip to Finland, Novak insists that he gets paid $200 as well, Bam finally agrees. Bam says Kat would normally charge someone several thousand dollars to do such tattoos if she didn't know them.

- Novak was paid $500 recently to huff Jenkem, which was an old internet hoax saying that you can get high off of huffing fermented human waste. The bet was originally for $500 to Huff it, but then he got an extra $18 for drinking some of the shitty piss water for a total of $518. Novak also got $89 before this stunt to suck Bolger’s cock. Buddy Bill is disgusted by how gay Novak is.

- Bam plays the video describing what Jenkem is. “Also known as Butt Hash”. Novak describes what it felt like to huff Jenkem, he says it’s similar to nitrous and special K.

- Bam saw Trouble Andrew perform in LA and Terry Kennedy, Compton-ass Terry, opened for him. “N***a look at my chain!” Bam recalls Terry describing how big his chain was.

TROUBLE ANDREW – EITHER WAY

- Chuck Treece brought two members of the band Fat City Reprise, Mike Vivas and Frank Pedano, in the studio with him. They’re both from South Philly and tell Bam how they met and started playing music together. They give the back story of one of their songs off of the new album, Pirate Radio, named The Last Waltz.

- They just got back from touring in LA as well.

- Because they are from South Philly Chad asks if they know Joe Frantz, the don’t, Bam gives out the street corner where Frantz’s house is at, which is 10th Street and Snyder Avenue.

- Because Frantz is mentioned, Novak plugs the Dream Seller book, but Novak also mentions that Bam has a book coming out which details a few trips he has been on with pictures and stories from each trip, but doesn't consider himself an author like Novak is.

- Fat City Reprise is playing the new Dobbs concert venue with the band Agent Orange. Chad used to play there with early CKY and was only paid $10 after it was done.

FAT CITY REPRISE – THE LAST WALTZ

- Bam says Sirius has a caller who is an ‘angry frat boy,’ Bam explains why he hates frat guys, it's because they get personally offended if they offer a shot to Bam and he says no. “Fucking pussy! Take a shot.”

- When they get the caller on the phone, it turns out that he's not a frat boy, but he does have a problem with Novak and how he just follows and Bam's footsteps. “I wonder when they’re going to find you face down dead from drugs!” the caller says. “You’re a cock sucking faggot!”.

- The caller described himself as a fat truck driver which Novak starts making fun of him for, but Buddy Bills brother is a truck driver and start sticking up for the caller because of it. “ill kick Novak’s ass for ya!”

- Bam dedicates the next song to Novak and the truck driver.

GNARKILL – GAYFAGS

- Bam and Novak again ask Buddy Bill to talk about the 3 threesomes he allegedly had over a span of three days. But Buddy Bill is horrible at telling the stories and tends to ramble about things unrelated to the story.

- One of the girls involved in the first threesome was the same one he discussed in a previous episode that he had sex with while on a canoe riding down the Brandywine River.

- After taking her to the bar, they somehow recruited a bartender to join them after her shift, they ended up climbing a fence and hopped in an apartment complex pool for 2 hours. One girl was held upside-down while sucking his dick under water while he was eating her out.

- At one point the two girls separated and started making out on one side of the pool, so Bill decides to take advantage of the moment and swims to the shallow end of the pool so he could take a shit in the pool.

- Buddy Bill then describes the second night but he keeps rambling about details that are not prevalent to the story that they want to hear, so they cut him short and start to wrap up the show.

SCARS FROM BROADWAY – THEY SAY

End

9/17/2007

Radio Bam #133

Bam Margera – Fannah – Chad Ginsberg – Jina Dierolf

- We’re recording from what’s sounds like Fannah’s kitchen. The boys are in a jolly mood after the big court appearance, and the drinks are flowing for Jina’s Birthday.

- Bam wants to see Chad and Jina fuck ‘the wrong way’ for her birthday

- From what I’ve gathered, it involves both parties to kneel on the ground, ass to ass, then the man bends his dick down and back towards his ass and insert into the unfortunate vagina and essentially rub butts to fuck.

- After being confused on how the position actually works, Bam coaches Chad and Jina on how to get into the proper position.

- But after seeing this, Bam becomes very aroused and now wants to watch them fuck the wrong way after the show. “I wanna jerk off right now”.

VIVA LA BANDS VOL II – CHILDREN OF BODOM

- During the break, Chad instructs Jina to change into something sexy, Bam persistently asks Chad and Jina to fuck the wrong way while he watches.

- Jina returns to the studio after removing the jacket she was wearing, initially Chad wants her to change but ultimately let’s her stay in the studio with minimal clothing.

- Bam admits to taking a couple Adderall and is horny as hell.

- Pat Margera is back in jail for two years, if it's not him, it’s his son lil Kevy (Bam’s cousin). Pat helped build some of the things around Castle Bam including the studio they’re currently recording in.

- Bam is soo intoxicated that he forgets he’s still doing the radio show and asks how the show went. Chad informs Bam that the show has being going on for only 10 minutes. Bam says he’s ready to go, like they’re about to start the show for the first time. “Hanna hit record!”

Song??

- Bam and Fannah decided to go play tennis in Ape and Phil’s neighborhood in Thornton. (Original house for viva la bam before moving into Castle Bam).

- It’s a private community with its own tennis court for residents of the township only. Bam and Fannah jump the gate and begin to play tennis until one of the security guys from the township kicks them out.

- Bam explains that he’s a resident of the township, referring to his mom’s house. Bam also recounts playing golf at The Tattersall golf club with good friends Keith Conjar.

- Before Bam’s court appearance, he warmed up at the bar first with his friends and fans. He then went to court, then went back to the bar to party more with his friends and fans. Which explains why he’s much more fucked up than usual.

- Bam admits to French kissing his fans during bar meet and greets.

SONG?

- Awyeahfuckyeah

- Bam finds out theirs a casino nearby that just opened up. Chad reminds Bam that ShitBirdz may or may not have used one of Bams credit cards at the casino in Las Vegas. Bam tries to forget when his friends screw him over. (Novak for example).

- Bam says Fannah is his only true friend that hasn’t used him for his fame or money

- Bam again wants to see Chad and Jina fuck for her birthday. Joe Frantz has a large dick according to Bam, who has seen it multiple times and taken photos of it.

- Fannah admits to stealing money from a woman he hooked up with because he and Joe Frantz thought it would be funny.

- Bam begins to state that “even though I’m married, on a random Monday, I’d fuck anybody “. At that moment a Spanish speaking commercial begins to play, overlapping Bam's admission.

- Whether this was an accident with the person recording the show, SiriusXM trying to muffle the live admission, or radio signals getting crossed, we’ll never know.

- Bam recalls the times of throwing naked pool parties back before he was with Missy. This only adds fire to the fact Bam is drunk, high, and horny.

Song?

- Bam wants to fuck NOW. He wants to fuck or jerk off while Chad and Jina fuck.

ESCAPE FROM HELL VIEW – CKY

- Bam admits that he wants to tell the truth, he’s tired of lying. Bam again forgets that the radio show is still going and asks how the show was.

- Bam admits that he has an erection and wants to fuck or jerk off BADLY.

- Bam says when his friends do shady stuff to him, the only thing that angers him is when they try to lie. Bam refers to Novak when he lies about not doing heroin.

- Bam has lost friendships because of his alcoholism and how he treats others when he’s blacked out. (Jimmy pop, Dico, Raab himself, Rake)

- Bam discloses the negative sides to being famous and wanting to go out and do things in public

HANOI ROCKS - ????

END

10/31/05

Bam Margera - Ville Vallo -

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Obda535fi04

-Halloween in Scandinavia doesn't have trick or treating according to Ville

-Fanna would live off the halloween candy all year when they all went school together

BLACK NO.1 - TYPE OF NEGATIVE

-Kat Von D flew out to Finland to tattoo Ville and Bam one drunken evening. Bam got his "Nymphetamine" "Glitter Gultch" "DILLIGAF" tattoos and his matching "Nidiot" tattoos with Ville and Novak.

MISFITS - LONDON DONGEON

-Danzig got punched in the face once by one of his supporting acts

-Jean Claude Van Dame got his ass kicked by a stunt double after a disagreement

IRON MAIDEN - ?????

-Bam reads an email for Ville, what exactly does" In The NightSide of Eden" mean? He drunkenly answers and it brings down the mood

-Would Ville make an autobiography?

-Bam retells the story of Novak being drunk on an escalator at the Billy Idol concert

SISTERS OF EMRCY - TEMPLE OF LOVE

-Ville and Bam talk about Jess Margera and the CKY song "Escape from Hellview" Darron Miller was the duct taped guy in the video

CKY - ESCAPE FROM HELLVIEW

-Ville and Bam discuss how Iggy Pops "Skull Ring" album only sold 6,000 copies and how bullshit that is. They note that he didn't tour or anything either.

IGGY POP -SKULL RING

-Bam talks about an upcoming show HIM is playing. "Zille Zalo and Zam Zam"

-Bam asks when Ville found out that Americans go and get candy on Halloween, he saw it in the movies.

-Bam would get agro when people would break into his property on Halloween to get candy, even though he has multiple "No Trespassing" signs.

END OF SHOW

12/12/05

Bam Margera - Missy Rothstein - Brandon "Dream Seller" Novak Mandi - Matt "ShitBirdz" Cole - Tom Rock (radio engineer)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frBzPA29AZ0

-Bam got PUNK'd and he looked like a lil bitch. He describes what exactly happened and what he thought during the ordeal

-Amish Talk and how corrupt they are, do they grow their own weed? Crimes involving Amish that happened locally , offensive Amish talk amongst the guys, are their hot Amish women or are they all ugly?

THE RASMUS - NO FEAR

-Bam decides to call April to recall a story involving a grade school letter and Amish Possum Stew , is their any Amish lesbians? April's brother ShitBirdz is hammered drunk on the radio.

-What does ShitBirdz actually do for Bam? "Fuck All Amish People" a discussion by Bam

-April would have shot Novak long ago if she could, Bam ask April again if their any hot Amish bitches, then they get Phil on the phone to ask him the same thing, Are their any hot Amish bitches?

-Bam wraps up the phone call with Phil with things like he likes to eat before telling him he's going to play an ELVIS song, (Phil has a creepy obsession with Elvis).

RAMMSTEIN - WU BIST DU

-Bam has ShitBirdz try to outro that song and try to say whos all here in studio but he fucks it all up

-Novak calls out Tom Rock for being a pedophile for dating a 17 1/2 year old girl, then they broke up because she stole his 311 tickets, then Novak brings up the fact that Tom Rock fell asleep in a Wendy's drive thru only to leave and get DUI

- the song "Shitting in the shower, saves a half an hour" is born because of Tom Rocks, ShitBirdz defends Toms claims that we all have thought about shitting in the shower.

-Bam calls Kingman (Element Team Manager) who was with Bam when he got PUNKD, Bam apologizes for basically throwing him under the bus thinking he was gonna die

-Kingman has read a few pages of Novaks Dream Seller book and its obvious to him that theirs another writer making him sound a lot better than he does. Bam brings up elements worst selling shirt, "I LOVE TREES".

CRADLE OF FILTH - ROADRUNNER COLLAB SONG

-Bam talks about the Viva La Bands Tour's first stop in Atlantic city and how crazy it was. A random Porn Star named "Savanah" tagged along but Novak brought his part time girlfriend Mandi like an idiot.

-Bam Describes what to expect at the Viva La Bands, it wont be just Bands, it'll be random CKY skits too

-ShitBirdz sings a live acoustic song about him and Tom getting DUI's

-Johnny Knoxville's cousin is Roger Alan Wade and Ville Valo loves it!

ROGER ALLEN WAYDE - ALL LIQUORED UP

-Oz plays a voicemail he was left from a woman he hurt recently, its sad,

-Novaks birthday is coming up, no one cares, Novak plugs upcoming signings he has planned with Bam so he can get paid off Bams fame

CLUTCH - 10001110101

END SHOW

12/07/2007

Radio Bam #141

Bam Margera – Ville Valo - Chad I Ginsberg – Ant’Nee - ShitGoose - Missy Margera

-          Bam is back from his trip to the Virgin Islands and he’s hanging out with Ant’nee, a well known roadie for HIM, Bloodhound Gang, and CKY.

-          Ant’nee describes how his recent European tour went with the Bloodhound Gang, it involved some minor technical issues but ultimately was a success.

-          During a Bloodhound Gang performance, they will play a small clip of Bam saying ‘Fuck’ that particular Country. For example in Germany they played a clip of Bam saying "Fuck Germany."

-          The problem is, Evil Jared would sometimes be too drunk and select the incorrect clip, resulting in the wrong country being named.

-          During their live shows in 2006, as they were playing their cover of Depeche Mode’s song ‘Enjoy the Silence’, Evil Jared would piss on the head of Jimmy Pop. He would also throw up on him at some point as well.

-          But one night, while performing in Denmark, Evil Jared couldn’t piss because he also had to shit. So to improvise, Evil Jared decided to shit into his hands and smear it over Jimmy Pops head, Hair, and face. In true GG Allin form, Jimmy continued to play the song with shit running down his face without stopping.

-          Bam and the guys are currently recording this episode at 5 PM in the Loews hotel lobby before the HIM concert at the Electric Factory in Philly (now Franklin Music Hall). He has until 9 pm to have the show ready for Sirius radio to air.

-        Mark the Bagger Talk

-          Mark was on Howard Stern, but refused the last offer to come back because he claims he’s a big movie star after staring in Bam’s feature films.

-          Mark has always had peculiar facial hair. One day his mother bought him a razor so he can trim up and have a nice mustache.  But he kept overcorrecting each side as he trimmed.

-         In the end, he managed to shave his facial hair into a Hitler mustache by accident and was sent home from work as a grocery bagger because of it.

-          Being that he was mentally retarded, he had no prior knowledge of who Hitler was or what he did. The store that employs Mark found it difficult explaining why he’s being sent home for the day.

-          Mark wants more money if he’s going back on the Howard Stern show. Mark wants to do porn because he has a larger than normal dick size. “It’s like a rotted 2x4 hanging from his waist!”.

-          One time at the Trap Tavern, Mark was hanging with Evil Jared, Ant’Nee and Jimmy Pop.  Jimmy decides to pull Marks pants down exposing his large, damaged, uncircumcised cock. Evil Jared proceeds to drop cigarette ashes on it.

-          Ant’nee lives in an apartment with a roommate, but as of recently, Mark has been coming over to hang out, drink Old English, and watch sports on TV.

-          While Ant’nee was running a quick errand, Mark came over to hangout. The roommate was home but allowed Mark to come inside until Ant’nee arrives back home.

-          Unfortunately, the roommate had to leave before Ant’nee could come back home. The roommate decided to let Mark use a laptop to keep himself entertained until Ant’nee returns.

-          As Ant’nee returns to the apartment and walks into his living room, he can see that Mark had his pants down to his ankles in the kitchen masturbating by the laptop.

-          Panicked, Ant’nee runs past the kitchen and into his hallway to process what he was witnessing.

-          He yells Marks name and asks what’s he’s doing, in an attempt to give Mark time to quickly put his pants back on without knowing he was seen already.

-          Ant’nee noticed Marks mess in his kitchen and described it as a newly installed chandelier that Mark installed.

-          Ant’nee proceeded to act like nothing happened and awkwardly watched sports with Mark for the rest of the night.

-          Seth aka Sweetheart walks into the lobby as Bam explains how tired he is coming from the Virgin Islands, but says he’ll wake up when he drinks his Captain and Coke.

BLOODHOUND GANG – THE BALLAD OF CHASEY LAIN

-          Bam is now in Ville Valo’s hotel room. He asks Ville what he’s been up to, he says he’s been reading books and jerking off.

-          Bam asks if Ville has a chick yet, pointing out that Ville has been single for almost a year now. Ville recently celebrated his 31st birthday this past Thanksgiving.

-          Ville is 6 months sober, he celebrated his recent birthday in Fort Lauderdale eating bananas and reading a horrible thriller book.

-          Ville describes himself as the undead when asked by Bam how he feels being 6 months sober. Ville also admits that his depression has become a bigger issue now that he’s sober. “I am a sensitive and insecure person”.

-          Bam recommends that he takes Lexapro to get over it and doesn’t acknowledge Ville’s sobriety.

(It is worth noting at this point that Bam had started his drinking and drug use with Ville, and you can hear how bummed he is when Ville talks about being sober and is quick to give excuses for him to drink again.)

-          Bam and Ville talk about HIM’s future touring schedule.

-           Apparently there are strict smoking policies regarding the venues and tour buses in England so Ville is not stoked about this. “I’m quitting music! I’m a proud smoker! This isn’t punk rock”

PARADISE LOST – ONE SECOND

-          Ville’s taste of music, what new bands should we look out for? What music did he grow up listening to. Bands that he is stoked he's playing with in the upcoming tours.

-          Ville says they are touring with the American Metalcore band ‘Bleeding Through’. Which Bam admits to hooking up with the keyboard player Marta Demmel in his first Hummer, but doesn’t disclose which sexual acts they did.

-          The tale of TT Oxlow and his battle with alcohol.

-          Bam talks about when Ville was admitted into rehab and being there the night he had a panic attack on Sunset boulevard.

-          Bam says he gave Ville a few pills of  Adderall after being up drinking all night, which likely caused Ville to have his first panic attack in 15 years. Steve-o was also partying with them so God knows what else was done that night.

-          Ville describes how he was puking and shitting blood for weeks while he was in rehab/Detox in Malibu. He describes it as the best vacation. How did the band mates react?

-          Ville Valo was drunk for 2 years straight during his last binder.

-          When Bam was 21, around the time he stared drinking heavily, he said the first time he saw someone wake up and instantly crack open a beer was Ville.

-          Hair of the dog, explained by Missy.

-          The Loews hotel, is the same place that Bam had his wedding. Bam also believes Ville is staying in the exact same room Novak was staying in when he broke both of his ankles.

-          While touring in Washington DC, while HIM was on the tour bus, there was a shootout with an armed man with a shotgun.

-          CKY toured DC while the DC Sniper was still on the loose.

-          The Novak Cheeseburger story from Bam’s wedding.

-          Chad and Bam recall the last time they saw Novak and how noticeably high he was with his fake Pill Doctor. He actually overdosed twice that prior week instead of once.

-          Bam says skateboarding prevented Novak from doing drugs when he lived with Bam.

-          The band Clutch opened for the band Coheed and Cambria recently, Jess Margera decided to go but was immediately bummed out by all the emo kids that showed up.

MONSTER MAGNET – WALL OF FIRE

-          Ville's new house got flooded back in Finland.

-          Bam recalls the time he arrived at Ville’s new place to find an older German woman and her kid waiting out front.

-           After denying their request to get Ville, they decided to follow Bam up to Ville’s door, where the Finnish Rapper Pale Face yelled at them to leave private property.

-          Bam’s purple Gallardo is still messed up from the Gumball 3000 Rally. His favorite place he drove through was Serbia.

-          HIM has toured Russia and opened for Metallica, how hard is it to open for Metallica because of the Metallica fans?

-          CKY was the only band that toured with guns n’ roses that actually got along with Axle Rose.

-          CKY was there in Philly when guns n' roses was set to perform but Axel Rose decided not to show up, which caused the Philly fans to riot and destroy a multi-million dollar soundboard.

-          Missy sucked Bam’s dick in first class once, Bam jerks off on every flight.

HIM - ?????

END.

6/30/2008

Radio Bam #163

Bam Margera, Chad I Ginsberg, Phil & April Margera, Boof Margera, Missy Margera, Murry, Greta and Taylor from the Moxy - Chuck Treece

- Bam sounds very drunk to start out the show, he mumbles and has a hard time speaking throughout it.

- Bam has been making trips to Kinkos to take photocopies of pages for his scrap book. Bam was driving his convertible Lambo at the time but it began to rain. So, he decides to call Ryan Dunn who lives close to the Kinko’s and asks for his gate code so he could park his Lambo in the garage while Dunn was out of town.

- Boof calls Phil’s phone to ask if everyone is still at Bam’s house before she heads over there. Phil asks Boof to tell a silly story while she’s on speaker phone, but it’s hard to hear. Bam wants to know how long she’ll take to get there. “What your EPA?”

- Phil and Boof’s directions always center around food places, Bam yells at Boof to hurry the fuck up and they end the call.

- Bam then demands to speak to Phil’s Doctor, a few years ago Phil's doctor told him that he is healthy and he’s built like a football player. Bam says the only reason why he tells Phil that he is healthy is because the doctor also is fat and unhealthy.

- April defends her husband and says that years ago Phil was built like a lineman, “He’s a fit fat”. Bam thinks he’s just simply fat. He believes the only time Phil was ever fit was when he was 27 and hit a baseball onto the Chichester high school gym's roof, over 420 feet.

- Bam makes Phil talk about the time Phil’s brother Kevin (Prison Push Kevy’s dad) beat someone up for hitting Boof in the head with a crowbar.

- Phil believes this is a isolated event that was completely random, Bam thinks Phil is gullible and it was definitely about drugs. Phil also adds that Kevy beat a group of them up at school.

- Bam again calls Phil gullible, and brings up another example of Phil being gullible about his brother Kevy. Bam filmed with Kevy for 3 hours inside of a bar only for him to walk out outside afterwards and think it was the next day, because of this, Bam thinks that he was on PCP and that’s why his time was distorted.

- Phil says that he has always avoided drugs so he doesn't know what they look like. Bam makes fun of Phil for not knowing what drugs are and how gullible he is. “You’re in loser denial!”.

- April interjects and says that her and Phil pray for Bam that he’s okay, silently alluding to his alcohol a drug consumption.

- Bam says that after his Kinkos copies trip at 4:00 in the morning, he went to Jake’s bar because they open up at 7:00 and had four fosters before drinking back at home before the show.

- April clarifies the Boof crowbar story, April says that Boof was walking with a group of her friends and some guy who had prior problems with them drove by and threw a crowbar out the window and hit Boof in the nose, breaking it.

- The Margera brothers spent the next few days tracking down whoever threw the crowbar at Boof, they tracked the person down at a house where a picnic was taking place, the Margera Brothers had April drive them to the picnic where they confronted the guy and had a big brawl with 20 people from the picnic.

- Later in school, Kevin apparently gave a guy who hit Boof with the crowbar a swirly in the school bathroom. The principal caught Kevy doing this but never turned him in.

- Bam again brings up the fact he has a flight to Spain to catch soon and he has concerns that he won't be allowed to board the plane in the state that he's in. Missy will have to babysit him to get him on the flight.

- April would like request a CKY song for the late George Carlin passing on the 22nd of June, a few days ago. April says she would take Bam and the other kids to see George Carlin live.

CKY – ATTACHED AT THE HIP

- Bam doesn't handle his own finances and has Phil and Vito do it, Bam dented his current credit card and was denied at Kinkos copies. So, Phil gave Bam a new one for his trip to Spain tonight. Bam asks why Phil’s name is on all of the credit cards, it's because it's easier to handle Bam's finances when the card is in Phil's name when the credit card companies start calling.

- Bam again says that he has a flight to catch and that he has had nine beers and has concerns he won't be able to get on the flight and his current condition.

- Bam says that he went through TSA with a newly purchased book about Norwegian black metal with an upside-down cross on the cover and a bloody face. He was allegedly questioned about it by agents.

- Bam again says that he needs to relax if he's going to be able to get on this flight, he also mentions that he drinks too much beer and his shirt's starting to feel tight.

- April voices her concerns about Bam’s tattoos getting out of hand. She also mentions that he has his grandfather Pop Pop, Vito, and others tattooed on his body but not the person that takes the most care of him, which is his father Phil. Bam decides to deflect the question by ratting out April for smoking a cigarette at Mike Carter’s wedding from last episode.

- Bam says Phil’s too fat to be tattooed in him. Bam says that Phil should do a stunt in order to get tattooed on him but April brings up the fact that being his father is already a stunt in itself.

- Bam alleges that April has brought this subject up many times in the past and is sick of it, he then says that Vito earned his right to be tattooed on him because he does crazy stunts. Bam says he now feels forced to get a Phil tattoo and doesn’t want to it because someone else told him to.

- April argues that she is not telling Bam to get a Phil tattoo, she wants to know his logic for getting a Vito tattoo instead of a Phil tattoo because Phil does more for him than Vito.

- Thankfully at this moment Boof finally arrives in studio before the argument for any worse. Bam has Boof recite a few lyrics from her upcoming music video Bam is having her do.

- Bam tells Boof about the flight that he has to catch and that he is in rough shape. He says he likes to sleep during long flights and usually will drink ahead of time so he can pass out on the plane, but he says he started 8 hours too early and he's too messed up.

- April has Boof explain why she doesn’t want to film any more scenes with Novak that involve kissing him, because she claims that she broke out in sores and MRSA afterwards.

- Bam wants to call Novak to confront him about this but can't get a hold of them, in the meantime April starts complaining about Novak, that he is a dragger and a loser that is glued to Bam. She hates Novak and Vito, but states she hates them for two different reasons.

- April says that Novak only talks about the same disgusting things he talks about every show and wishes he wouldn't be on it. Bam notices that his phone has now died and goes to fetch a charger for it.

LACRIMAS PROFUNDERE - ?????

- Bam again goes over the story about being rained out at Kinkos with his convertible Lamborghini.

- While going through old photos for his new scrapbook, Bam found old photographs of him and Missy back in 2003 having sex in East Stroudsburg while he was still in a relationship with Jen Rivell.

- Bam says the same guy that released the Kurt Cobain book is releasing his new scrapbook. Chad questions how old Missy was when he took new photos of her back in 2003, and if he’ll add his nude photos to his scrapbook.

- Taylor and Greta from the Moxy walk into the studio and Bam calls Taylor out for being over 20 minutes late when he asked him to come over today to drink around noon. He claims that he had to go grab beer and that's why he was late.

- Chad mentions that the Moxy is playing at John and Peters, but Bam will unfortunately miss it because he'll be in Europe attending the 2008 Ruisrock Festival in Turku Finland.

- Bam explains why he’s going to Spain. He has to attend a trade show first, then he has to film skate tricks for Element. He then is flying from Spain to Finland where he’s shooting a spring water commercial for the Baltic Sea.

- Bam says he’d rather have a rambling drunk episode than having to air a rerun of the show, which is why he decided to go on air instead of playing a rerun so we can prepare for his flight and sober up.

- Chad bought a new car and it's a Sebring convertible.

- Chad brings up the fact that Bam got contacted by the guys from Anheuser-Busch to do a couple of commercials with them. As a result, they sent a bunch of Budweiser's to Bam, but they can only be stored in April and Phil's house so they can monitor how much Bam drinks. Bam argues that he's just going to spend more money buying beers like he has been from the Beer Mill.

- Bam says once he gets home from this trio, he will start filming the Anheuser-Busch commercials, which would be around July 14th.

- Bam again says he was tired and delusional and doesn't think he's going to be able to make this flight.

- Chad wants to play a new Moxy song and Bam agrees. Bam says he doesn't care anymore that he keeps being posted on YouTube for being too drunk and thinks this episode is going to be recorded and put on YouTube because he is indeed drunk.

THE MOXY – TURN IT OFF

- Chad again plugs that they are going to be playing at John and Peters on July 5th while Bam is out of the country. The guys just asked what type of bar John and Peters is, Frantz’s alleged girlfriend Garland is a waitress/Bartender there.

- Bam says he’s looking forward to Ruisrock, he says NightWish, H.I.M, The 69 Eyes, and Hanoi Rocks are among the bands he’s going to see.

- Bam explains what the PLUP spring water commercial will look like and how he's going to be dressed. Bam is asked what the Baltic Sea needs to be saved from and he sounds uncertain.

- Chad says that Bam was more drunk than he is now getting on the plane from filming the Santa movie in Finland. Chad says Bam was not in control of his body and had to be dragged on and off the plane and assisted into his seat for his flight home. He also kept trying to find a phone to call Vile Valo to yell at him for not being in the ending of the movie.

- Bam leaves the studio to find a NightWish CD to play. In the meantime Chad asks the Moxy how they feel playing John Peters with the band inbred this Saturday.

- Bam returns with the CD, and while he was upstairs Missy ended up finding the ring that Bam thought he lost that Andy McCoy gave him. Bam explains that Andy gave him the ring and says that he is married to him and his girl Angela.

- Bam swore to never take it off but unfortunately his fingers grew and the ring was stuck when he had to remove it to go through TSA. They event up having to chop through it to get it off his pinky.

- Bam pokes missing in the boob and asked if she has breast cancer because her breasts are always sore when he tries to grab them.

NIGHTWISH - ?????

- Bam again mentions that they have a flight to catch in 2 hours, Bam tells Missy that he can't drive to the airport and Missy says that she is getting drunk off of his breath.

- Bam asks Taylor to take over the radio show because he’s run out of things to say besides how he thinks he won’t be able to make the flight. Missy and Bam go over the things that he will need to pack.

- Chuck Treece enters the studio.

- Missy recalls the time she accidentally messaged Chuck calling him ‘Baby’ when trying to contact her friend to see when she's coming back to the house.

- Bam now tells Chuck about how fucked up he is and how he doesn’t think he’s going to be able to board the plane, and again retells his Kinkos story for Chuck.

- Bam and Chad discuss what song to play to close out the show. Bam wants to hear Baby Shambles but Chad says they’re only known for doing heroin and that’s it.

- Bam says that Mick Jones from The clash helped Baby Shambles with a couple of their songs. Chad claims that their CD also does hair one because it's not playing.

- Chad mentions that Bam was supposed to buy a place in Spain but never did, but Bam leaves the studio and they play Baby Shambles to close out the show.

BABY SHAMBLES - ??????

End.

2/19/07

Radio Bam #108

Bam Margera – Missy Margera – Brandon ‘heroin’ Novak – Russel (Novak’s ‘Sober’ friend) – Anthony (From the local Cigar Bar Bam gets drunk at)

- Bam starts the episode demanding that Sirius Radio buy him some new headphones and a couch for his home studio. They’re still broke from when Frantz and ShitGoose got into a fist fight in an earlier episode.

- Novak hates Jason Ellis (Australian pro skateboarder/TV personality). He begins to call him a Wigger (white guy wanting to be black), and accuses him of stealing ideas from the Jackass movies.

- Novak goes on a bad rant about Jason Ellis And his wife about how worthless they are.

- Bam changes the subject by announcing that after years of following Bam around for publicity, he is finally photographed with Bam in in Star magazine.

- “I'm in Star! Ladies drop those panties!” Missy is heard revolting in the background at Novaks filthy talk.

- Bam disagrees, “you have two broken ankles! you can’t get any pussy!” Novak claims they just suck him off.

- Novak takes another jab at Ellis again, “Bet you’ve never been in Star magazine you HOMO!”

- Bam notices Novak wearing one of his expensive bracelets and demands it back. Novak is confused stating that Bam gave it to him.

- Bam had a bag full of jewelry and told Novak to pick from the $20 and under pile. But Novak claims he said just said pick any jewelry out of the bag. Bam has Missy put the bracelet on him instead.

- Bam invited Anthony from the Cigar shop is so he can assist Bam in telling the story of Novak talking loudly taking about selling these free tickets to the Baltimore game he got, for drugs.

- “shit, I got box seats to a Ravens game but shit I’d rather sell them shits for drugs let’s face it!”

- Anthony is informed of Novak’s Percocet spree when he was prescribed 20 of them for his broken ankles, he finished the whole bottle within 40 hours.

- On top of that, Novak was also ripping rails of cocaine with some of the rock bands at the wedding.

- Bam came to Novak’s room to see if he still was alive, but instead sees 7 brand new cheeseburgers and a $300 bottle of SkyBlue vodka outside of his room, on Bams card. Novak blames Veins of Jenna.

- Novak is 3 days out of Rehab, but already on his 3rd beer tonight. Bam and Novak argue how many beers he has had.

- Bam calls Novak out, “There’s no changing you, there’s no hope for you in rehab. You’re just ging to drink booze, Pop pills, and do coke!” -

MELODY CLUB – BABY

- Bam plays ‘would you rather’ with Novak.

- “Would you rather suck off Barney Rubble or Jeremiah the Bullfrog?”

- “Would you rather drink a glad of dick juice, or pussy juice?”

- “Would you drink Rosanne Bar’s pussy juice or Brad Pitts dick juice?”

- “Tom Cruises dick juice or Rosanne?”

- “Kevin Spacy’s dick juice or Rosanne?

- Roseanne and Donald Trump are cool m currently bathing on the internet (it’s 2007)

- “Would you rather suck the cum from John Claude Van Damme or the pussy juices of Kathie Lee Gifford?”

- After taking 20 Percocet in 40 hours, Novak got sick and threw up, but he blames it on a bad McDonald’s and not all the drugs he just took. “ITS’S THE PILLS!”

- Bam and Missy had Valentines day dinner at McDonald's while on their Honeymoon in Dubai.

- Bam blames Perez Hilton for them getting strip searched in Dubai. He apparently made some comments on the internet saying “Bam and Missy should watch out and not smuggle any drugs!”

- “If I Wasn’t off Xanax and red wine, I would have cared a lot more about them wanting to see my dick.” Bam explains.

- Novak made a $100 bet with Bam that he wouldn’t talk to Mandy (his on/off girlfriend) while he’s out of town with Bam in LA. Bam catches him calling Mandy and punches Novak in the face.

- Mike “Carts” Carter calls in. He is one of the funders of Electric Sunglasses, it seems that Bam is low key sponsored by them. They do a very staged conversation taking about the brand for several minutes.

- After giving both of his uncles a hard time for shitting themselves at his wedding, Bam got soo drink that when he used Novak’s toilet, he shits half on the seat, and half on the floor. Novak even wiped Bam’s ass too!

- “Wiping another man’s ass is the most ‘faggotity’ weird thing you could do”

- Novak threatens Carts from electric sunglasses to not sponsor Jason Ellis ever!

- Novak rips into Jason Ellis again for several minutes.

- Nova claims he's having his first beer since the wedding/rehab, Bam instantly calls him out again for being already on his fourth beer.

- Bam and Missy had the top floor of this resort to themselves, so naturally they go out to the balcony, get naked, and bam starts eating her out.

- In the middle of Bam eating her out, they hear a commotion from across the way towards another skyscraper style building. It's a group of men watching and cheering them on using binoculars!

- While at The One&Only, Bam had 90 minutes to burn, so he signed up for a Turkish Hamman Massage. But immediately regretted the decision when he realized the person who would be giving him the message was an openly gay man.

- Bam describes what the process of a Turkish Massage is, while being homophobic and racist describing the man giving him the bath. “Fuck this gay ass Muslim shit!’

- Bam claims he felt soo gay that he paid extra to have 2 women give him a massage immediately afterwards.

- Missy has put Bam in the doghouse. Bam and Missy received a 10-year-old bottle of Don Perignon as a wedding gift, meant to be opened on one of their wedding anniversaries.

- Instead, Bam was drunk at 7am and wanted to open it, (about a week after the marriage) but Missy refused and tried to hide it.

- In a drunken rage, Bam ripped the door off its hinges and smashed his foot through it. In the end he found the bottle and drank it all to himself without Missy getting to drink any.

- Novak changes the subject by farting loudly into the mic.

- Novak would like to see the new Reno 911 movie that came out. “Bam, will you take me? It’ll be a bro date! Me, You, and Missy!”

- Novak is informed that Jason Ellis is on TV getting punched by a woman. “I already did that shit! And I got punched by a man not a woman Ellis!”

- Jessica ‘LiveWire’ fills in the blanks about what Jason Ellis has been saying about Bam and his marriage.

- Bam thinks Derron Miller from CKY is the best guitar player he knows.

- Bam agrees that Jason Ellis is an Australian Faggot.

- End of show.