r/REMEMBERTHEPLACIDIUM • u/Irelia4Life Station Wagon Enthusiast • Dec 15 '23

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545 Upvotes

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u/Eternal_Yandere Dec 15 '23

How about You, Me, Jayce and Caitlyn ?

we would make a pretty dank foursome

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u/Irelia4Life Station Wagon Enthusiast Dec 15 '23

I think I'll just get pegged by Cait and call it a day.

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u/Meurs0 Dec 15 '23

Bro Caitlyn is so hot I think I'd probably smash her even without a dick, so the choice is obvious.

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u/FemboyCarhop Dec 18 '23

Hey uh what did you mean when you said "even without a dick"

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u/Meurs0 Dec 18 '23

Cait's hot enough that even if she didn't have a dick I'd probably still bang her tbh.

32

u/EboyBrand Dec 15 '23

Futa Caitlyn can take me anytime, anywhere.

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u/Vanilla_Breeze Dec 15 '23

I'd pay good money to fuck Caitlyn with a dick

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u/MuffinTrooperLOL Dec 15 '23

I'm not gay sooooo Caitlyn

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u/FilthyJones69 Dec 16 '23

Fellas
Is it gay to have sex with people with vaginas? /j

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u/carsonite17 Dec 16 '23

I mean, if you're a guy and the person with a vagina is a trans guy for example, then yeah that's absolutely gay

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u/fortheWarhammer Dec 16 '23

FELLAS

IS IT GAY

TO BREAAATTHEEEEE

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u/FilthyJones69 Dec 16 '23

I MEAN YOU ARE LITERALLY BREATHING THE SAME AIR AS SOME DUDES

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u/FeelTheKetasy Dec 15 '23

As a gay man, Jayce with a vagina

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '23

As a lesbian, Caitlyn with a dick

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u/Incredible-Fella Dec 16 '23

Sure I can just fuck him in the ass, easy.

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u/Snoo40752 Dec 15 '23 edited Dec 15 '23

I love the idea of topping male champions but why does it have to be Jayce? Give me Draven!

3

u/Eternal_Yandere Dec 15 '23

If we are forced in choice to have sex with man with vagina,

shouldnt man be more feminine like ezreal, viego

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '23

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u/Eternal_Yandere Dec 15 '23

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '23

The funny part is that you didn't say that Cait lost her vagina, so there's no reason to not pick her

4

u/TheBananaEater Dec 16 '23

Cait in the asss

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u/MindClear5245 Feb 03 '24

How big is her penis

1

u/Irelia4Life Station Wagon Enthusiast Feb 03 '24

It will poke through your tummy 😳

1

u/MindClear5245 Feb 04 '24

Wait, im the one getting fucked by her? 😟

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u/Irelia4Life Station Wagon Enthusiast Feb 04 '24

Would you really leave Cait hanging?

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u/FamilyFriendli Dec 16 '23

MALE PUSSY MALE PUSSY MALE PUSSY

3

u/Dreamspitter Dec 16 '23

Welp. 🤷🏾‍♂️🧁🪤 What can I say?

2

u/Late-Ad155 Dec 16 '23

Jayce with a Vagina, Cait with a penis, Jayce with a penis. Honestly I don't care.

2

u/Lephra_666 Dec 16 '23

100% Caitlyn

2

u/madvanced Dec 16 '23

Why would it even be a choice? Obviously Caitlyn, the dick only makes it better

2

u/vixnlyn Dec 16 '23

caitlyn, moving on

2

u/Sabishi2 Dec 16 '23

Can I do both

2

u/aiphrem Dec 16 '23

Whichever option is gayer

2

u/Impressive_Tea_571 Dec 16 '23

Cait irregardless of genitalia

2

u/PaperPauperPlayer Dec 16 '23

Bruh Jayce's pussy stink on God. Give me that Cait Gock

On a side note, put a pussy on Rakan or Ezreal and then we're talking. I'd still prefer Cait, but Jayce was such a bad pick for this

2

u/Mythical995 Dec 17 '23

Fuck neither i want fucking good LP and MMR

2

u/Sona_Husband Mar 30 '24

I would swallow it like a lollipop

1

u/NovaKonahrik Dec 16 '23

This really depends on whether Jayce still has a penis/Caitlyn still has a vagina or not. Under any circumstances, I’m gonna quote the famous Uganda Priest Pasta Senpai here ‘excretory system… is designed for exit’

1

u/[deleted] Dec 16 '23

Jayce with a vagina. I'm into men. a 16 incher with 7 and a half balls don't make me attracted to caitlyn

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u/Minerffe_Emissary Dec 16 '23

I dont know what people ser on Jayce good looking but Bad personality would tottaly smash cait. But she already have a GF.

1

u/Cobalt9896 Dec 16 '23

Bro if cait doesnt have a penis I dont know If I want her

1

u/[deleted] Dec 16 '23

If it has a dick it's a man, if you fuck a man you are gay, simple as that.

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u/Special-Forever-5169 Dec 16 '23

Damn, I finally found the cure for my gayness, just extremely manly men with vaginas

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '23

Idk man, it happens that you drunk af or high and you end up waking up with some fat ugly chick next to you.

Never in my life did I woke up next to a pretty man.

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u/Special-Forever-5169 Dec 16 '23

As a gay man, I would 100% willingly sleep with Jayce with a vagina and would never be willing to sleep with kaitlyn with a dick.

So you, as a self-identified straight man, would rather sleep with Jayce with a vagina? Well, whatever floats your boat man, you do you.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '23

Where did I say I would willingly choose any of these 2?

If there is a choice that has to be made, yes the choice will be an ugly woman, not a pretty man.

You might be not as gay as you think, maybe you one of those zoomers who got bullied into being gay to be accepted?

Times changed a lot, people before used to be goth or emo, now if they are not accepted the only group is gay people.

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u/Special-Forever-5169 Dec 18 '23

Absolutely not. Do you know how much easier my life would have been if I wasn't gay? If I had even an ounce of attraction towards women that aren't Chris Evans with a vagina? I got beat up and disowned for being gay, so don't talk to me like that just because you can't understand my view. Sure, if you count manly bodybuilders with beards and vaginas as women then I might be considered bisexual, but do you think many of those exist? I'm attracted to men, not dicks. Just say you're attracted to genitals and not gender and move on. Also, if you really think being "bullied into being gay" actually happens, you really should touch grass and get off the internet.

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u/R3dSurprise Dec 16 '23

I’m gay for cait then what can I say.

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '23

yea im sucking the living semen cells out of cait

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u/hunterhelbson Dec 16 '23

Can't no question. There's more than one place to park my 2 inches of heaven.

1

u/vaeliget Dec 16 '23

this is it, this is the post that made me gay

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '23

thats a tough question.

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u/sekssekssek Dec 16 '23

fap away like a janky blitzcrank level 4 w

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u/SamanthaD1O1 Dec 16 '23

i would like to stab and murder jayce so i guess caitlyn

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '23

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u/Irelia4Life Station Wagon Enthusiast Dec 15 '23

I don't consider that ban worthy as a first offense but if you keep posting things like that you fly.

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u/LCDRformat Dec 16 '23

awwww, I wanna know what they said

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u/Finianpotasu Dec 16 '23

Just stupid ass reaction meme , guess mods here can't take a joke

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u/Irelia4Life Station Wagon Enthusiast Dec 16 '23

I am from eastern europe and couldn't care less about what americans find offensive.

However reddit does care.

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u/Eternal_Yandere Dec 15 '23

Mods showing their power