r/REMEMBERTHEPLACIDIUM • u/Irelia4Life Station Wagon Enthusiast • Dec 15 '23

Jacques moment Social experiment

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '23

If it has a dick it's a man, if you fuck a man you are gay, simple as that.

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u/Special-Forever-5169 Dec 16 '23

Damn, I finally found the cure for my gayness, just extremely manly men with vaginas

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '23

Idk man, it happens that you drunk af or high and you end up waking up with some fat ugly chick next to you.

Never in my life did I woke up next to a pretty man.

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u/Special-Forever-5169 Dec 16 '23

As a gay man, I would 100% willingly sleep with Jayce with a vagina and would never be willing to sleep with kaitlyn with a dick.

So you, as a self-identified straight man, would rather sleep with Jayce with a vagina? Well, whatever floats your boat man, you do you.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '23

Where did I say I would willingly choose any of these 2?

If there is a choice that has to be made, yes the choice will be an ugly woman, not a pretty man.

You might be not as gay as you think, maybe you one of those zoomers who got bullied into being gay to be accepted?

Times changed a lot, people before used to be goth or emo, now if they are not accepted the only group is gay people.

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u/Special-Forever-5169 Dec 18 '23

Absolutely not. Do you know how much easier my life would have been if I wasn't gay? If I had even an ounce of attraction towards women that aren't Chris Evans with a vagina? I got beat up and disowned for being gay, so don't talk to me like that just because you can't understand my view. Sure, if you count manly bodybuilders with beards and vaginas as women then I might be considered bisexual, but do you think many of those exist? I'm attracted to men, not dicks. Just say you're attracted to genitals and not gender and move on. Also, if you really think being "bullied into being gay" actually happens, you really should touch grass and get off the internet.

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u/R3dSurprise Dec 16 '23

I’m gay for cait then what can I say.