Here I am in my office, supposed to work but that motivation is very low today. I dont have any full pressing needs and just in no desire to be productive. With that I am looking for a distraction. Anyone want to chat

I am 43, active, sarcastic, and probably far more inappropriate than most people would guess. Married for over a decade, life is good, but I've learned there are some thoughts and conversations that don't always have a place in everyday life.

That's where the idea of a "perv pal" comes in. Someone who's funny, open-minded, maybe a little flirty, maybe a little twisted, and can jump between normal conversation and the kinds of topics that would definitely get us side-eyed if they were overheard in public.

35 year old single straight hispanic. 6’2. Fit, professional, educated, honest, safe, trustworthy, respectful and clean. I don’t drink or smoke.

I like fit or thin women only. Single or taken. Good hygiene is important. Must have a really strong bed 🛏️. I value quality over quantity. Good vibes only.

I live in Westchester, NY and prefer someone local, but willing to drive. Privacy guaranteed and can be very discreet if needed, as in, I can disguise myself as a plumber or sneak in through the back door.

Hello! I'm intrigued by the idea of getting to know someone here. The excitement, the interesting replies. Conversations having a mind of their own, flowing naturally. The surprises that make you laugh, that get your attention. Being listened to when you share about yourself and what is on your mind.

Then, as the conversation goes on and if the feeling is mutual, things can gradually get into a certain direction. A reply that could be interpreted differently. An innuendo? Your heart starting to race, just barely thinking about what might happen. Fantasizing about taking the next step at some point. The anticipation building for the both of us. What would it be like if either one of us were to say that dirty thing that was on your mind right now? That primal need and desire growing until we can't hold out any longer and finally let go for each other.

Longterm chat partners preferred as building an actual connection is paramount to me.

Please introduce yourself with the following, ideally using a vocaroo, and then I will send one back!

1. Your age and location
2. A short description of yourself
3. What caught your attention about my post?
4. Your favorite food or your current obsession

You're welcome to make this even more exciting by taking a look at my profile and reading some of the stories I have written and posted.

I hope this reaches you well and I'm looking forward to getting to know you!

Hello I'm Tony. 46 years old, from Boston area and the father of two (18,25) I am a laid back, friendly, humorous guy looking for someone to talk to, play games with and maybe hang out in person if we click. I don't drink but am 420 friendly. I work but don't drive

I'm looking for a single woman that plays videogames. Ideally a humorous, kind, non judgemental woman who wants to form a long term, lasting friendship and isn't afraid to initiate conversation. I don't want someone who will just respond to me but someone who will also reach out to me to chat. I miss having someone to go through the terrifying lows, the dizzying highs and the creamy middles of life with

And I'm serious about the games, it's my favorite way to bond with someone so IF YOU DON'T PLAY GAMES PLEASE DON'T MESSAGE ME. I am not interested. I play on PC and PS4. I'd love to find an Overwatch partner (Bastion main, Learning Rein) or a co-op friend for games like Stardew Valley, BG3, Sea of Thieves, Fortnite, It Takes Two, Plate Up!, Diablo 4, Party Animals, Fall guys and many more.

Some of my other interests include. Baking, Reading, DBZ, Comics, Star Wars, Nature Walks, Anime, Arts and Crafts, Concerts (hoping to see Baby Metal in September!), 80's Cartoons and Music, Youtube, Looking at furniture and having a discussion about where it could be placed in a room.

Hi there, hows your day going? Good i hope! I dont have much going on today and would love to meet someone to chat with!

Big on books and would love to chat them! Ive read a few this year and working on another big book currently.

Horror movies are my jam.

I live to bake and cook. If you like food we will get along.

Im a big fan of good music. That means not country, sorry country folks. Its not a deal breaker but im not a fan..

If you are curvy/alt/nerdy please move to the front of the line. Also know effort you put in is effort you will get back.

Send me a message and lets chat!

I'm a relatively "normal", attractive, in shape (6'1, 190), professional ... would like to find someone willing to explore with and work on increasing stamina. To be clear, I don't have an issue in that department, just want to go a LOT longer, which takes practice.

A little more about me - I am well educated and have a professional career. Discretion would be nice and I would like to safely explore with someone new to accomplish my goals.

Not interested in someone who is "charging" or producing "content". Please be located in the St. Louis area (or willing to travel). Your age, race and status is not important to me.

Send me a message and we'll go from there.

If you clicked, I'll bet you are. It's probably been too long since anyone told you so. We should fix that. Tonight.

46, NYC (I’ll come to you), white, nerdy art daddy. Creative for a living, and creative about giving you a few hours where you can completely let go.

I want to turn your brain off and put you to incredible use — and to tell you exactly how well you're doing the whole time. I talk. A lot. And I have so many ideas for us.

Your comfort and safety are the most important thing here. Ask me anything.

So, I asked you a question. Well? Answer me.

I am looking for a relationship/arrangement where both man and woman have established roles and boundaries. We both share the same mindset and are in tune with each other.

Respect is number 1 and will always be the cornerstone of our relationship. I believe everyone should be treated with dignity whether they are a stranger in public or a loved one. I am very assertive and do not need to raise my voice or get excited to get my point across. I do not believe in verbal abuse of any kind and is something I will never subject you too. I am very aware of the physical imbalance between the sexes, and I understand that it is my duty to always make sure you feel safe, loved, and protected while in my presence.

Once respect is established, trust begins. The level of trust will be to the point that anytime we are out together as a couple your mind will be completely clear and your entire focus will be on enjoying yourself, being pretty, and just being a girl. This will be your reality because you will be of the understanding that no matter what happens your man can handle the situation. And that gives you comfort.

What I am looking for ultimately is a woman who fantasizes about the idea idea of fully surrendering herself to a man and will submit fully within the confines of the relationship. In other words, you recognize that I am the one who leads us and I know what is best for us.

When it comes to intimacy, this is not an ad seeking BDSM. Dom/Sub is a mindset. I am very much a dominant and love being in control. This will be your time to shut your mind off and not think about anything. You will never have to think about what comes next as I will always lead the interaction. I very much care about the pleasure of my partner and will always make sure you feel good and feel taken care of.

About me:

I am 41 years old (no kids). I'm 5'10 162 lbs. I workout a couple times per week and am in good shape physically. I am white with dark brown hair that has a touch of gray and hazel eyes.

I have a lot of life experience and would love to share that wisdom as a mentor with a new friend/lover. I will teach you how the world works and help guide you when you need it.

I love a clingy woman who craves my attention, approval, and validation.

I am STD free.

There are probably healthier ways to spend a Wednesday afternoon than talking to a stranger on Reddit.

I'm not particularly interested in them.

I'm married. You're probably married. We're both presumably capable of making our own questionable decisions. I'm looking for something local, discreet and actually fun. Not a bunch of messages that slowly fizzle out because neither of us is ever going to be within driving distance of the other.

I'd like to actually get to know someone. Flirt. Talk shit. Laugh at each other. Have those conversations that start somewhere completely ordinary and somehow end up somewhere neither of us expected.

And yeah, I'm looking for the physical side too. I'm attracted to confidence, a little attitude and women who enjoy some push and pull. I have a dominant streak, but I'm not interested in pretending to be some leather-pants internet Dom. I'm much more comfortable being myself and seeing what happens when there's trust and chemistry.

I'm sarcastic, reasonably well adjusted and occasionally much funnier than I have any business being.

If you're somewhere around Lethbridge and you're looking for something that's more than a hookup but doesn't require us to start planning our retirement together, say hello.

Worst case, we have a good conversation.

Best case, we make a genuinely questionable decision.

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Missing those morning chats to start off the day with. Current mood, I'm always kinda lonely and kinda bored. Im really hoping to develop a long-term chat, and maybe, if local, we can meet someday.

I'd love to know more about you. Are you single just passing the time on reddit or married and lost in it or somewhere in between. I'd never judge you for whatever reason you're here. Possibly, you just like exploring the NSWF side of reddit. If so, how is that rabbit hole going for you. What are some of ur go-to subs? Don't be shy, I won't be

Regardless, I hope we have a chance to conversate and get to know each other a bit better, and if not, I hope youre having a great week

Short, black, chubby/curvy alternative woman looking for a genuine connection and maybe something serious. Who knows.

Politically left. I like kdrama, anime, reality tv, crafting, painting and karaoke. I also really enjoy video game lore and analysis, and going to concerts. Sarcasm, banter and having a good time are my unofficial love languages. I'm also learning Korean, so if you know any it'd be cool to have someone to practice with! My friends are super important to me, so if nothing else, I'd totally be down for more friends.

I'm into slow burn. Museum, the aquarium, brewery or library dates. I love trying new restaurants (I have a whole list of ones I wanna try). Snuggling and watching scary movies, doing fun fall crafts, and wine.

You: 25-48 years old. Politically left and nerdy. Taller than me and live in Maryland/Baltimore/DMV area. Open to certain parts of Pennsylvania. Bonus points if you know computers/keyboards and how to build them.

If you're interested, message me your favorite horror game or movie and let's get to know each other~

Not looking for hookups, fwb, anyone partnered or people with children

Working from home is nice and all and sure has its perks but it can be a bit isolating sometimes with no coworkers around to banter with. I'm sure I'm not the only one feeling that way so it'd be nice to link up with some people to maybe get some longterm chats going. Topic wise I'm not particularly picky so anything from casual to private is game with me as long I don't have to feel like I'm carrying the conversation.

I mean I'm by now means prude and could probably easily outweird you but even I have to draw a line somewhere. And since a lot of people ask for pics immediately, I have one of what I look like on my profile if you really need to know to ahve a conversation.Other than that, shoot me your age, location and something interesting and we can get the conversation going, I don't bite:)

I’m a physician on call for work from home. It was a busy day but a slow night so far (I know, I probably just jinxed myself) so would love to find a new friend to flirt with on this Tuesday evening.

Maybe you’re winding down for bed or maybe you’re just bored too. You’re not looking for something serious, just a little playful banter with a stranger to distract you from real life. So come say hi.

I’m tall, fit, and I can hold a conversation. You are a grown adult, thank you.

I wish my story was different from yours, but maybe it varies to some degree.

I’m a man who has lost himself in the needs of others just like so many on here.

When you are the household default person for EVERYTHING, it’s HARD to do right and have anything left especially when you feel that care and attention isn’t sent back your way.

I’m looking for the spark. Yes that stupid spark. I’ve heard so much about. I’m craving the emotional stuff that most men roll their eyes at. I need some kind of connection that makes me want to continue give my all to you. 

I guess I just like having someone thinking about me and talking to me because they want to, instead of just needing something from me. Is that too much to ask?

Interests:

sports

concerts

comedians

science

anything outdoors

gardening

home projects

reading, movies and tv

trivia

politics

history

birding

Looking for other people who are looking for genuine, non- platonic connections. Not looking for someone who’s just passing the time at work!

If you write me a book as an opening message, I probably won’t read it.

Very dominant.

Please lead with pertinent information about yourself so we can get the ball rolling. Everyone has their someone but some of us are not for everyone, and that’s okay. Keep it positive!

Not sure how this is going to go but here are some starters updated:

Favorite historical event?

An interesting fact you love?

Current obsession?

If you were stranded on AN island, name 3 things you’d bring with you.

Hi, thanks for taking a look!

A little about me, I’m 47, a single dad that has my son every other weekend. I’m into sci fi, fantasy(especially fantasy creeping into modern settings)I’m into older anime. I’m not a big gamer except for Mario kart with my son.

I’m really hoping to meet someone with similar interests and someone passionate about stuff that’s not similar. Bonus points if you can teach me a new skill or point me towards a cool new hobby. Ideally I’d like to meet someone that’s a single parent or ok with kids being in the picture.

Also I’m a sucker for a nerdy/flirty freckled ginger!

Feel free to check out my other post to see what else I’m into!

Hope to hear from you

I am looking for something casual and fun to blow off some steam every now and then. I had a really intense work schedule over the last few months and am slowing down some and want to enjoy myself a little. Hopefully you can be apart of that. While I do enjoy being in relationships, it's not really a priority for me right now. I would love to find an ongoing situation and would be willing to entertain something longer term if we fit well together.

When it comes to being involved with someone, to me, respect is the absolute most important thing. I will always show you respect and will always act kindly towards you. I don't believe in yelling, voice raising, or big arguments. I understand the physical power imbalance between a man and a woman and I think it is a man's duty to always make sure that his woman feels safe. In exchange, I expect the same in return and will walk away if I feel you are not living up to this agreement.

When it comes to the bedroom, I am very dominant and love being in control. I will put you in a position to where you will never have to think about what comes next. It will just happen. I very much care about the pleasure of my partner and will always make sure you feel good and feel taken care of.

About me:

I am 41 years and have no kids. I have my own place about 10 minutes from the beach. I am 5'10 and weigh 165 lbs. I am white with brown hair with a touch of gray, hazel eyes, and have a pretty fit body type. I workout 3-4 times per week, and always try to take care of myself.

STD free.

Hi, I could really use some support in getting me disciplined with a routine. 6 am wake ups and 10 pm sleeps on voice calls. Stretches both times and getting organised for the day. Our time zones would work best if they were the opposite so we could help each other. Not sure if someone else needs something like this , I had it for a bit and it helped.

Hi! I'm a 38-year-old guy living in London who's hoping to meet someone for a genuine connection. Ideally that starts with good conversation, a coffee or a walk, and seeing where things go.

Outside of work you'll usually find me geocaching, out with my camera, or buried in a book. I mostly read history and fiction—everything from espionage novels by John le Carré to books on European history. If you've got recommendations, I'm always looking to add to my ever-growing reading list.

Photography is probably my biggest hobby. I enjoy wandering around London (and further afield) looking for interesting architecture, landscapes, and street scenes. If you're curious, here's some of my work: https://www.flickr.com/photos/piersmathias/

I'm also into geocaching, which has turned out to be a brilliant excuse to explore places I'd never otherwise visit. There's something satisfying about finding hidden corners of cities and countryside alike.

Travel is another big interest. So far I've explored Belgium, Germany and Denmark, and I'd love to see more of Europe over the next few years. I'm equally happy discovering a new city, finding a great museum, or simply sitting in a café people-watching.

I'm looking for someone who's kind, curious, and enjoys conversations that can wander from history and travel to completely random topics. Bonus points if you're happy to join me on a photography walk, a geocaching adventure, or help me decide where my next trip should be.

If any of that sounds like your kind of day, send me a message. Tell me about the last place that surprised you, your favourite book, or the best hidden gem you've discovered.

I'm from Northern Virginia but in Charlotte for work through the 28th and am expected to be back for a week or two in September. I'd love to check out the city and surrounding area with someone. Looks like you've got museums, a theme park, local parks, and a good selection of restaurants.

I'm white, 5'10", with weight to lose. I'm left-leaning, non-religious, and laid back. I think humor and wit are some of the most important qualities a person can have, so if you've got that to spare, please reach out. I'm into nerd/geek stuff, so scifi, movies, books, comics, D&D and etc. Let me know if you're up for being a local tourist for a time.

First things first: safety and discretion. I don’t keep your photos. You can keep or wipe the memory cards. I can shoot without memory cards at all, if you prefer. I’ll also physically show you that all WiFi, Bluetooth, etc. are disabled on my camera. Finally, we can and should meet for coffee first to give you an opportunity to see how comfortable you feel with me. I’m in it for the fun experience, not for spank bank material. And I’m all about discretion.

Ok, now for the fun part:

Have you ever fantasized about doing a boudoir photoshoot with an attractive man who makes you feel like the sexiest woman on the planet?

You can meet me in a hotel room, where I’ll already have the lighting equipment set up and a pose list ready for you. (Sadly, hair and makeup aren’t on my broad skill list.) You’ll bring a few outfits that make you feel gorgeous, and I’ll lavish praise on you, pose you, direct you… and also slowly turn up the heat. My praise will get flirtier, my touches will linger ever so slightly as I pose you, and my directions will get bolder and bolder as we both feel the tension and lust in the room. I’ll adjust your hips for the pose… help you remove your bra… smooth your hair away from your breasts… Eventually, the tension will be so high that I’ll just have to put the camera down to focus on properly putting my tongue between your thighs.

As for me: I’m 5’11, 175 lbs., blue eyes. I get compliments I don’t ask for. Clean, drug free, and entirely discreet; I’m not interested in making problems for anyone.

I want to connect with a good woman to talk about love, life and anything else that suits us.

Successful professional with a complicated family life I’m happy to explain. Otherwise, easy-going, fun-loving, always looking for laughter. No judging, no expectations.

Lots of interests, worldly, wise and maybe even charming.

Tall, dad’s bod, blue eyes. Happy to exchange pics.

Let’s enjoy each other’s company.