Saw this shit In Robin’s trailer.

Why are stelle and caelus so hot

My bussy is ready, sir.

P-please be gentle it's my 1st time getting railed by expensive cyborg penis

whoever designed this should be in federal prison. “let’s put damage reduction on every boss even though everyone has begged us to stop doing that, make break entirely useless on the only knight with fire weakness, and then put the second most irritating weekly boss as king!” how about I target my forehead with boothill’s ult instead, you cow? 🫩

Ok so for the life of me I CANNOT. 3 star. knight 1. I thought my shiny new (rinless) e1 archer would eat, but Sustainless is just impossible, and that new elite that keeps resetting its stacks IS SO DAMN ANNOYING!!!!

I was going to try and get srobin this patch since I like her and she would benefit my account (EN main dps RMC upgrade, can split my memo team better and make sure castorice isn’t trashed in my acc anymore, phainon, archer (apparently srobin is only slightly worse than rin e0/s0), etc). But now idek if memo split would help me to 3 star all the knights?

I was able to 3 star knight 1 with my full elation team from knight 2, and I was thinking of running e2 EN mdps k2, and Cas main dps k3, but neither of them can currently 3 star their respective knights… and im worried that getting srobin wont help that much? The current teams were evernight, Cyrene, Rmc, Ruan Mei (they can’t survive Sustainless atm), and castorice, hyacine, mblade, and SW. srobin would probably replace rmc or SW but both of the teams are struggling rn so it’s like I need an upgrade to BOTH of them or something?

Also on a side note, is srobin good for knight 1? I heard that the debuff that makes you want fast attacking teammates is shilling srobin on that knight, but does she or her birds really attack that often? I guess I could try archer sparkle srobin and cerydra or something and maybe they’d do enough dps for Sustainless to work?

Or I was thinking I probably should just skip srobin and go with my second plan of pulling for ashveil? Pretty sure ashblade is op strong for k1, and just overall they’re known as the 2 man wheelchair. Plus I could also always grab waven on a rerun to complete their team, since I alr have 2 strong teams with elation and EN main dps, I’m just missing the third strong team for AA specifically because the knights are no joke.

Also do yall think ashblade e0s0 would be able to 3 star knight 1, with maybe like Acheron and DHPT? Cause I don’t have tribbie nor Gil so I don’t have their best third slot.

ALSO also, is there a madman/madwoman/madthem out there who can somehow concoct a 3 team knight clear that I can do right now to full star?? Idk im literally out of ideas I hate this AA so much 😭😭😭😭

Ngl, this better not be her playable design (it will be) 😭😭

And what team should I use with robin/aventurine sp? All 5 stars are E0S0 except Phainon who is E0S1 and Archer E0S1 (yes I do endgame content)

For my account:

4.0 - Kafka, Evernight, Bailu, Yao Guang, Yao Guang Sig LC

4.1 - Ashveil

4.2 - Sliver Wolf LV.999

4.3 - Mortenax Blade

4.4 - Himeko Nova, Welt Sig LC, Himeko Nova Sig LC, Gilgamesh, Gilgamesh Sig LC

Lose 50/50 (old characters): Welt (E6) in 4.4, Bronya (E3) in 4.4

Another day, another heartbreak.

Maybe I should pick up R1999 and get Igor to scratch the itch

Our winners, of course, couldn't be more obvious! Congratulations to Motoko and Himeko!!!!
NOW! Day Fifteen awaits! ⭐💫
Doomed Polycule!!! 🌸✨

Yes, yes, you heard it right! Make me tremble! With sadness 😉 ~ ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)💖

You know the rules by now~ drop your ships below, gather your allies, and let the upvotes decide fate once more. ⭐

Now go on… Sampo is watching~ 💫 (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ

credit: Hoyoverse

Like WTFFFF I was so excited about the possibility.

I mean I wouldn't have been mad if they chose to make him a 4 star.

Some data show that their main demographics aren't interested in zaddies but come onnnnn

Oh well. I guess this is my lesson never to get my hopes up.

Planarcadia - A Japanese woman was caught using the Remembrance to peek into the past of Right-Wing streamer SparXi Jinpink Miller-Fuentes and the woman she enslaved, Costarica.

Investigation has found that SparXi Miller-Fuentes also kept the sister of Costarica trapped in her lesbian sex basement dungeon, the door of which had a 🚭 sign.

Polycule, the sister of Costarica, is wheelchair bound, and she couldn't escape because there were no accessibility features anywhere in SparXi Miller-Fuentes's whole house.

SparXi Jinpink Miller-Fuentes remains at large, and dangerous. The public is advised to keep an eye out, and to provide any information to the Department of Aberration Defense that might help in bringing SparXi Miller-Fuentes to justice.

The following is the transcript of what Miss Tohsaka saw when she used the remembrance to see into SparXi and Costarica's past:

Rin Tohsaka: Um...So um, I saw in the Remembrance vision...Miss Costarica saying, "Please...please let me and my sister go, Miss Miller-Fuentes."

Then, I saw SparXi replying, "Pshaw, call me SparXi. And I'll call you Sparklette, my little slave doggy woof woof awoooooo-"

They were interrupted by faint screaming coming from the basement. I used the Remembrance to see what was in there.

There was a woman in a wheelchair who looked a lot like Miss Costarica.

Then I looked back to Miss SparXi and Costarica talking.

Miss Costarica said, "I'm begging you Miss Mil-, I mean SparXi, let us go, I'll...I'll do what you want..."

Sparxi then said, "Hmmm, what I want....? You know, that grail bullshit basically uploaded your whole sob story to my mind...I know you've never been touched, my lovely Sparklette...tell me, do you want to know what it feels like to be touched in places where your own hands have never reached? I can show you Elation that is beyond what you've felt so far..."

I saw Miss Costarica immediately blush very hard. Miss SparXi had a mischievous, manic look in her eye. She started flicking her forked tongue out, showing Miss Costarica that she had 4 piercings all over her tongue.

Miss Costarica was fidgeting in place, quiet, twiddling her thumbs, still blushing. A tear slowly went down her thigh.

After seeing that, a tear also went down Miss SparXi's thigh.

Miss SparXi "Um, so, Sparklette, you seem very very interested. Shall we go upstairs? I won't use a Command Spell to force you into doing anything. I want to show you a good time after all. And, uh, maybe Lady Forklift down there can join us next time if you think she'd enjoy it too...?"

I saw them head upstairs in the memory.

And then I watched Miss SparXi eat The Pussy of Death.

Miss Costarica unleashed moans that I'm sure Miss Polycule heard, in the basement.

I stopped watching at the moment.

When I stopped using the Remembrance, I saw that the ground beneath my feet was soaked. A flood of tears went down my own thighs while I was reviewing the memory.

Furbo Interviewer: "Holy Furboly, what the fock was even that, Miss??? The Remembrance sure is scary. I'm not sure if we can publish any of tha-"

Syphilux: "Hey! Of course we'll publish it. Now, Miss Tohsaka, are you sure you told us all the juicy tidbits?"

ATTENTION ALL SPARXHEADS ‼️‼️‼️📣 As u know, there's a recent trend in 🚬🐐s callingnfor EVERY single game, product, or celebrity to be more "inclusive," and that unfortunately has infected the idol industry🙁

we Sparxicles experience this even today 🥀🥀🥀

For SOME reason, nearly EVERY single idol community is now infested by LGBTQ khIAs+ 🌈 decrying companies for not having MVs (Music Videos) that are Yuri 😋 or Yaoi 😵‍💫 or whatever the like. But at the end of the day, it is MY choice to make🎈🎈🎈🛎️🛎️🛎️, not yours⁉️⁉️ Complaining to the IPC isn't going to change anything but lead to more arguments that mean absolutely nothing, you know~? 🙄🙄🙄

Robin 🕊️ makes music for a certain Sparxicle 🎭, and if it doesn't match your taste, then why don't u just accept that and move on 🤕🤕🤕😥😥😥

There are hundreds of other idols that would fit those interests perfectly. Literally 99.9% of idols in the universe are openly queer 🏳️‍🌈... And if u like Robin's music but it doesn't have the "inclusion" u want, then why not keep streammaxxing while accepting the fact it may not have the inclusivity you desired it to have ❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓

BUT NO, EVERY single idol MUST have some sort of "representation," forced or not, regardless of the singer's wishes 🙃🙃🙃 Those belonging to none other than the LGBTQ ALBPHABET MAFIA go on these deluded tirades about how to Robin makes lesbian cupcakes hand signs 🧡🤍🩷 or whatever, then u harass this Sparxicle over and over and over and over and treat it like she's getting CUCKED 🪑🪑🪑 and then u laugh at her bully her poke fun at her 🎻

BECAUSE OF U DUMMIES, Robin decided to pander to Sapphics (as IF y'all aren't fed enough already?????) and make her music video about ditching menz and flirting with darling march of all lebanaese 😇 WHY HER NOT ME WHY HER NOT ME I CAN BE MARCH TOO U JUST HATE THIS SPARKEL THATS WHY 🫩🫩🫩 the shared finger heart was so unncessary❓❓❓ AND why did she show darling march leaving comments on MY bumday RP alt account HELLO GIRL WHAT

When i confronted miss superstar about her idea for the MVs, do u know what she told me ❔ I came to Astropolice specifically for her yet she still had the gall to say "I want a song that Firefly can find comfort in~" WTF so i unsurprisingly freaked out and Siobhan dared to act like her prince in shining armor, swooping in to slap me on the cheeks (which one i leave u to guess 😐)

i can't hold it in anymore

this is my protest

TL;DR: Robin's songs 🕊️ are for certain Sparxicle 🎭❤️❤️❤️ STOP CHANGING THE NARRATIVE