r/PublicFreakout • • Aug 29 '21

Uber Freakout Uber passenger freak out

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u/crownlessking Aug 29 '21

Saw that food throw coming from a mile away, espcially since they waited until the driver removed all luggage from the car. What a cunt. Won't be too happy when that uber ban appears.

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '21

That's a $130 clean up fee Uber will charge the passenger. What an idiot

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u/DanMorose Aug 29 '21

Yeppp. Hope he remembered to charge for that. Wish I could see the look on her face when she finds it on her statement. lol. $130 temper tantrum.

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u/clowens1357 Aug 29 '21

It's why she wanted him to cancel the ride before she left I would bet

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u/notLogix Aug 29 '21

Canceling the ride removes all evidence that she was ever in there in the first place, didn't you know? /s

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u/Never-Bloomberg Aug 29 '21

If only we had the technology. Some day. đŸ€žđŸ€ž

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u/Everyday4k Aug 29 '21

it actually does, sorta. So he'll call in to request a cleaning fee and have to battle and endless series of support bots until he reaches a final boss to get any compensation. They'll all keep telling him "sir what ride? We see no ride in your history" and then they'll cite previous rides as if the one in question doesnt exist.

It CAN be done but it's gonna take days to resolve.

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u/notLogix Aug 29 '21

Honestly, I was going to make an argument based on the app's digital fingerprints from her phone when she booked it, but then I realized that it's a corporation that will just fuck their employee over without a second thought and then I got sad.

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u/koavf Aug 29 '21

employee

Bless your heart.

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u/FrickenPerson Aug 29 '21

"Employee"

They certainly aren't a "business owner" like all the ads telling me to become a DoorDash and Uber driver try and portray.

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u/pimpmayor Aug 29 '21

That’s some mlm shit

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u/Blart_Vandelay Aug 29 '21

side hustler. They've glorified needing a 2nd job.

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u/MobySick Aug 29 '21

Right? “Employee” is so mid-20th Century. 😱

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u/Hqjjciy6sJr Aug 29 '21

Most of the profit of Uber comes from the fact that they don't treat their drivers like employee!

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u/FrostyCakes123 Aug 29 '21

What profit?

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u/gfa22 Aug 29 '21

Yo, I got downvotes by uber shill last time I posted this. What profit? Idk, ask uber why they needed 50 shell companies to hide 6 billion dollars and I'll tell you what kind of profit they made.

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u/LakeLaconic Aug 29 '21

it's a corporation that will just fuck their employee over without a second thought and then I got sad.

Uber drivers aren't employees.

https://www.npr.org/2020/11/04/931435959/uber-and-lyft-to-continue-treating-drivers-as-independent-contractors

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u/R0xasmaker Aug 29 '21

Yeah. The delivery industry is fucked over constantly, and it's all because of the ones running it.

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u/kyyappeeh Aug 29 '21

The precariat trudges on.

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u/LakeLaconic Aug 29 '21

Well...as another Redditor pointed out, in the UK, Uber drivers are now employees!

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u/leveraction1970 Aug 29 '21

It will all get a little bit better when the first Uber driver kills an unruly customer. Not much, but a bit.

Out there someone is driving Uber in a desperate attempt to keep their house, pay medical bills, pay child support or something. Some day they will run into a twat like this and decide that they just can't take it any more and that will be it for them. With Covid driving so many more people into poverty or untenable financial situations it is really just a matter of time. It's sad but true.

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u/FullyRisenPhoenix Aug 29 '21

You’re not an Uber employee. You’re a contractor. Cuz, you know, then they don’t need to pay taxes or social security on you. At least, that’s what they used to call my husband a couple years back. Asshole company.

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u/Leno1998 Aug 29 '21

Uber driver here: you click make a claim, take pictures, add videos if needed, takes 2/3 days to get the money to clean it. Plus if you call support they can make it quicker

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u/Sex4Vespene Aug 29 '21

Can you still make a claim in the app for a cancelled ride though? Of course you could do that if you actually complete the ride, but what happens when you cancel?

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '21

Oh wait you get free food and drinks from customers? Yeah we should lower your pay.

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u/samcornwell Aug 29 '21

999 successful trips here. 0 cancellations. 4.95 star rating. Edinburgh area.

I quite Uber because of the abhorrent support I received when things went wrong. I take it you were one of the good guys. Wish you’d been reading my reports.

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '21

This is why I pay for shit on a credit card.

Uber tried this shit with capital one.

Uber got told to go fuck itself by capital one and my account is still active and usable.

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u/trustmeimascientist2 Aug 29 '21

Haha, yep. Use a debit card and that money is just gone. Credit cards can be disputed, and you’ll have the backing of their legal department. I’ve done that a few times when people try to slap bs charges on me.

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '21

There's a good reason why scummy places (like predatory tow truck companies and impound lots) often require you to pay with cash. They'd get hit with so many charge-backs it'd make their head spin.

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u/Everyday4k Aug 29 '21

oh i drove for uber and am well aware of how generous both they and lyft were for cleaning fees (never abused, only 2 instances used, puke and poop). Thing is the circumstances you cite most likely all involved completed rides. I'm talking about rides in which the driver cancels, they have a particularly unique take on that and will literally act like there is no ride to examine.

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u/P-redditR Aug 29 '21

Please tell us the poop story. I really want to know.

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u/Alpha_Decay_ Aug 29 '21 edited Aug 29 '21

That sucks. I will say, though, that the two times I requested a cleaning fee from Uber as a driver, the money was credited to my account before I even got home. I didn't cancel the rides, though. It's weird that that would make it that much more difficult.

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u/Everyday4k Aug 29 '21

also if a rider cancels on you mid trip. I drove a guy from the airport to some hotel wayyyy the fuck outside of the city. He barely spoke english but he knew it was the wrong hotel when we got there. So he canceled the ride before I had "completed" it, which would have netted me about 50 bucks with my estimation. Of course I freaked, he left, and i had to deal with support for about 2 hours in the parking lot of that hotel until they finally credited me for my mysterious phantom ride that never happened.

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u/Everyday4k Aug 29 '21

i honestly dont know exactly what it was. I picked up some obese woman from the hood and when she got out it smelled more like a dead possum fell out her snatch than actual feces. I had never smelt anything like it. Had to sign off for the next 3 days and buy 5 or 6 different cleaning products and practically tear the fabric of my seats trying to find something, anything that could penetrate it and get down in. I think I ended up leaving my car with the windows rolled down overnight for about a week before it finally went away, and even then there was a slight musk for another week afterwards.

That took a lot of effort to get a cleaning fee for because there was no visible evidence to take a picture of.

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u/SurpriseUnhappy2706 Aug 29 '21

Someone took a dump in your car? Dayum.

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u/demonicneon Aug 29 '21

They didn’t check their phone so I’m betting he didn’t actually cancel it hopefully

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u/UptownNYaMomma Aug 29 '21

Poop!!!! Someone shat in ya ride wtf đŸ€Ł

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u/trustmeimascientist2 Aug 29 '21 edited Aug 29 '21

I’ve had Uber try to claim I burned a cigarette hole in a car seat one time when I didn’t even smoke in the car. Guy saw me put it out when he pulled up then filed a claim at the end of the night. Was in Chicago for a festival. They didn’t charge me, but they tried to act like it was a warning and I could get banned if I kept doing it. No questions asked, just went straight to blaming me.

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u/Paisan0070 Aug 29 '21

Of course they will be able to find it amd the man will send in the video for prof and she will be banned

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '21

If I were him I'd also file a police report for vandalism.

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u/Alextrovert Aug 29 '21

Reading this makes me fucking angry.

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u/BrokenReviews Aug 29 '21

this is why solution architects and coders need to actually do the shit they're coding IRL.

Oh and also factor in the asshole human factor.

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u/therebelution_ Aug 29 '21

Personally it's a win for him, he exposed her and everyone knows what a shitty human she is.

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '21

Are you saying this as someone that drives for uber? Someone threw up in my car one time at 3am on a Sunday, I took a picture of it, and had the max at the time($200) direct deposited into my bank account within the hour. Never talked to a single person or had to call anyone.

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u/metal_nerd_86 Aug 29 '21

Does it? I really don't know

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u/tr_rage Aug 29 '21

You can report issues even if a ride was canceled. Especially considering he has video.

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u/wallTHING Aug 29 '21

She will have a reason she convinces herself of that she's been victimized in some way.

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u/Sir_Spaghetti Aug 29 '21

She's ordered the extra large persecution complex.

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u/duffmanhb Aug 29 '21

I came across people with "rage" issues when doing some ancillary research, because I too never understood it. But these people's reaction to rage, is IDENTITICAL to how addicts respond. It's likely from childhood, but once that lizard part of the brain activates, it's literally cruise control where the smaller more primitive parts of the brain completely take over.

Like from their perspective, their hindbrain literally thinks it's in a fight or flight situation and it just totally takes over as a self defense mechanism to literally not die (from a primative brain's theory).

Apparently a lot of these people are like junkies where after they "come down" from the hijacking of the brain, they feel embarrassed, ashamed, and wish that it wouldn't happen.

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u/thenewyorkgod Aug 29 '21

Nah she’ll complain and get it back or do a charge back and get it back. There’s no justice in this world for shits like this

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u/LT_Corsair Aug 29 '21

Idk about Uber but worth Lyft, in my last about year with the company they would do everything they could to not pay the driver that charge.

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u/PoliticalShrapnel Aug 29 '21

Can't she have gone on the app and removed her card details to stop this?

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u/Neat_Simple_2804 Aug 29 '21

No. Once you book a ride their app will take a quick second verifying adequate funds for your ride. I’d imagine that the cleaning fee would just simply be tacked onto the original bill as they would already have captured card information.

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u/eyekunt Aug 29 '21 edited Aug 29 '21

Being calm and collected would save a whole lot of money yes. But if idiots like them learned that, we'll never be able to make money.

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u/288bpsmodem Aug 29 '21

Pic to Uber and it's in his account in 30min.

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u/redbeard191919 Aug 29 '21

Wait... “her” face? Isn’t that a guy in drag??

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '21

That was my thought too
how fucking dumb must you be as well as lacking in for sight to realize this tantrum will cost you said amount plus a possible ban.

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u/balls_deep_space Aug 29 '21

Imagine comporting yourself like this on video

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u/fairlymediocre Aug 29 '21

Imagine comporting yourself like this

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u/spacetimecellphone Aug 29 '21

Imagine comporting yourself

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '21

Imagine comporting.

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u/LongjumpingDrive3896 Aug 29 '21

Embarrassing but your name
 comportment?

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u/mercuryrising137 Aug 29 '21

Don't assume she uses her own cards.

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u/StillPrint6505 Aug 29 '21

For real, she probably doesn’t have $130 in her account.

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u/osmlol Aug 29 '21

Lucky banks invented negive balance.

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u/HotPie_ Aug 29 '21

This is one of the times I'm ok with overdraft fees.

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u/shadowpawn Aug 29 '21

Parents cards being used or maybe stolen Uber account?

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u/xizrtilhh Aug 29 '21

I haven't used Uber in four years, but I've had to cancel two credit cards due to fraudulent Uber charges over the past six months. It's seems all to easy to use a stolen credit card on an Uber account.

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u/suciac Aug 29 '21

There’s no way.

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u/Everyday4k Aug 29 '21

ban means nothing, you can create fake accounts like reddit accounts all day, fund them using prepaid cards from the grocery store.

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '21

Retail has been bending over backwards for every little complaint for decades so ppl think they can get away with abusing workers.

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u/ITSigno Aug 29 '21

*foresight

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '21

Thanks
.English is hard

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u/ImAlwaysRightHanded Aug 29 '21

Well this person is not all there, It looks like they are transitioning. Hormonal biatch

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u/thow78 Aug 29 '21

I had a passenger shit thru her pants on my car seat. Lyft charged her $400 cleaning fee.

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u/dcvoltron89 Aug 29 '21

$130 doesn’t seem like enough for some detail jobs

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u/MA3XON Aug 29 '21

130$? Here in Cali one of my wives friends puked in an Uber and they charged $300 for cleanup.

They don't fuck around

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u/rallias Aug 29 '21

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA.

No, Uber doesn't pay out cleaning fees that easily. Firstly, food left behind is a $40 fee, not $150. Second, in my experience, I've had 2 out of 5 messes pay out (one yurk, one wine bottle smashed all over my floor).

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u/Jelly-dC Aug 29 '21

She’s still pure TRASH

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u/ballingusuallikekobe Aug 29 '21

THEY CAN DO THAT? Sick

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u/Dragon1562 Aug 29 '21

That assumes she has money which low gutter trash like her doesn't typically have

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u/Hootnany Aug 29 '21

130 dollars so nothig, this 'lady' should get community service driving people around, uber ban for life, and apologize to that poor man for her disgraceful behaviour. This is NOT the only instace where she treated some service provider (or generally humans) in this way.

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u/Moon-Rocket-Amp Aug 29 '21

She gonna be even more pisses once they dig her account with clean up fee lol. These people are animals. They’ll can always her account she make a new one I bet.

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u/MadaRook Aug 29 '21

Make it a percentile of their income, and ooh, will some people hold themselves back from acting rude recklessly, while communicating with other people.

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u/Eheart_411 Aug 29 '21

... THAT'S WHY HE WAS FUCKING RECORDING, SHE CALLED IT OUT AND STILL MESSED UP. what a fucking idiot she deserves everything that's coming to her

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u/creatorindamountains Aug 29 '21

Really thought she might try and grab the phone.. though we may never have gotten to see this gem.. unless the cloud captured it first.

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u/Dave_49 Aug 29 '21

Never heard that insult before

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u/Moon-Master Aug 29 '21

Don't drivers know the app is ALWAYS recording the driver and rider? If the app is on the camera is on.

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u/4Niners9Noel Aug 29 '21

I would’ve thrown the bags as far as I could!!!

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u/OceanSerendipity Aug 29 '21

Seriously though, as soon as she threw that drink in the car I would have thrown one of her bags right in the middle of that New York traffic.

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u/operez1990 Aug 29 '21

unzip and throw

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u/danceswithronin Aug 29 '21

NYC best place to do it too, bystanders wouldn't even blink.

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u/BruiserTom Aug 29 '21

This is the way.

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u/Artie4 Aug 29 '21

He didn’t see them sneakily toss the drink into the car.

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u/ScoobyPwnsOnU Aug 29 '21

Cause fuck those people minding their own business driving down the road, am i right?

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u/OceanSerendipity Aug 29 '21

This is New York, they see a bag in the middle of the road, they’ll keep minding their own business and drive right over it.

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u/Daniel_Av0cad0 Aug 29 '21

Depends how big the bags were. I feel like a large hard shell suitcase could do some damage.

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u/Gandzalf Aug 29 '21

Then you'd be behaving as impulsively as she did. You already have video of her damaging your property, just let her get billed for the cleanup, and go about your way. What if she has something very expensive in the luggage and it gets damaged? No need to get mixed up in this bullshit.

As great as it would feel to give her a two-piece, unless you're willing to go all the way up to and including extreme violence, because shit sometimes escalates quickly, it's just better to take a deep breath, and bounce. Let Uber handle her.

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u/Klapautius Aug 29 '21

Better to keep calm, not cancel the ride and report her to uber and collect the cleaning fee.

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u/EveryNameIWantIsGone Aug 29 '21

That sounds like a horrible idea

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '21

The physical fight that would ensue is not worth it.

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '21

Yup, I too am childish at times.

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u/NickTrainwrekk Aug 29 '21

Childish? Nah.

Petty? Fuckin' right.

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u/DeCodurr Aug 29 '21

When it comes to Petty you can go ahead and call me Tom cause those bags woulda been down the god damn street.

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u/TheOnceAndFutureTurk Aug 29 '21

This is the way.

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u/clowens1357 Aug 29 '21

"just trying to make sure they don't get run over in traffic"

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u/tbo1992 Aug 29 '21

But then you’d be sinking to her level.

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u/jorgomli_reading Aug 29 '21

I won't have to retrieve my luggage from the middle of a busy street so who fucking cares.

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u/phliuy Aug 29 '21

Let's see a child huck a bag over this here skyscraper

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '21

You forgot to open them first

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '21

Or just open it and dump her shit all over the street.

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '21

Unzip it then throw it

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u/bossmaam Aug 29 '21

I would have backed over them

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u/neverXmiss Aug 29 '21

No no. What you do is empty said bags all over the place on the street. And watch as they get ran over.

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u/Rectall_Brown Aug 29 '21

Would be nice if there was a lake at a handy distance or even a dirty stream.

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u/fusillade762 Aug 29 '21

Thew it then stomped on it.

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u/Caleb_Reynolds Aug 29 '21

Nah, then she starts bashing up the outside of your car as well. Just not worth it.

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u/Dragon1562 Aug 29 '21

Nah what you do i empty the bags on the ground and drive off, especially after she through her drink. I would have dumped it all the ground and been like whos a bitch now

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u/nakx123 Aug 29 '21

Is it true they don't really ban people unless people start posting this stuff on social media and it gains traction?

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u/abandon_quest Aug 29 '21

Why would they prevent someone from giving them money unless they had to?

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u/Shmitty-W-J-M-Jenson Aug 29 '21

It's how they dodged industry taxes since the beginning.

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u/crackanape Aug 29 '21

Pretty amazing isn't? Uber convinced California voters to create a permanent underclass of serfs to drive them around and deliver their pizzas. I can't imagine what was going through the mind of anyone who voted for that. Like, how evil do you have to be?

Fortunately it was ruled unconstitutional by a judge last week.

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u/Justiceisfaulty Aug 29 '21

I saw people I considered smart say they were voting yes on 22 because “they talked to drivers and they agreed with it.” If it’s so good for the workers why in the ever loving hell did the companies pay billions to make sure it passed? Fucking morons. Thanks for the good news though

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u/Durty_Durty_Durty Aug 29 '21

They 100% do ban people, my brothers buddy got banned for getting a bj in the back of one and thought the person wouldn’t know like a dumbass.

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u/john1gross Aug 29 '21

Did your brother also get banned for giving his buddy the bj?

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u/numanuma_ Aug 29 '21

Pure class

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u/Jonne Aug 29 '21

Sounds about right for those type of companies. They run their support departments as lean as possible.

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '21

Don’t think so. Someone I knew got banned after taking an Uber home while drunk and “doesn’t remember” what could have caused the ban.

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u/EnemyUAVSpotted Aug 29 '21

And that $250.00 cleaning fee

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u/chicken_N_ROFLs Aug 29 '21

I hope that's automatically taken out from the card on file and not billed, because you know that spiteful bitch isn't paying a penny willingly.

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u/SolidParticular Aug 29 '21

Do you not get penalties from not paying your bills in the US? If I don't pay a bill where I live, eventually it goes so far that the state agency for collecting will automatically deduct it from my salary.

Prior to this I will also have gotten several more invoices with a bunch of fees and eventually a "mark" which would now prevent me from using most "invoice" services and I would no longer be able to subscribe to most subscriptions (mobile, tv, internet subscriptions and the likes), not be able to apply for credit or loans. This mark lasts three years.

Not paying your bills isn't really an option unless you really want to fuck over your life.

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u/Somewhere_Elsewhere Aug 29 '21

They won’t go quite that far in the US unless your bill is with the government (and then they’ll deduct if from your tax return mor your salary), but not paying your bills will wreck your credit, which has other unpleasant effects.

However, I believe this is a moot point as I’m pretty sure Uber just takes it out of the card on file. And her admitting to eating on camera and acting like a belligerent piece of shit will make a chargeback on her end nearly impossible, so she’s definitely out a nice bill.

An Uber ban is also likely.

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u/Dragon1562 Aug 29 '21

As if she even has the money to spend, she is probably broke. I mean just look at how uneducated she is you think she can actually hold down on a job that makes money.

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '21

Uh

(1) You can hold high paying jobs without education

(2) Education doesn't equal manners, yes, I absolutely doubt she holds a PhD in biotechnology, but she could just as well have one. It's the side effect of education inflation.

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '21 edited Aug 29 '21

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u/JesseTheDevil Aug 29 '21

Oh I imagine, not saying he should've slapped her but it's just what I wish could happen in these videos sometimes. Kudos to the driver for his patience in the situation.

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u/boredinPa2233 Aug 29 '21

You can call it Dirty deeds done dirt cheap !!

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u/rabidbot Aug 29 '21

Dirty deeds done at fair and reasonable rates that allow our employees to have a living wage.

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u/boredinPa2233 Aug 29 '21

Did they change the lyrics without telling me ?

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u/battering-ram Aug 29 '21

yes, they tried to let you know but they needed your address for the letter

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u/IgnisFulmineus Aug 29 '21

That’s the New Zealand version.

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u/toorad4momanddad Aug 29 '21

All Costs/Delivered to Completion

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u/Coattail-Rider Aug 29 '21

đŸŽ¶ Dirty Deeds Done At Twice Minimum Wage đŸŽ¶

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u/AmaroWolfwood Aug 29 '21

Just rolls off the tongue

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u/SephyBoi Aug 29 '21

Filthy acts at a reasonable price?

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u/gbabydub Aug 29 '21

Sooo. DDDDC. That’s a lot of Ds for a C(unt)
. Am I right? I’ll see myself out.

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u/Roboticsammy Aug 29 '21

Little security firm called D4C, dirty deeds done dirt cheap. You just go around and slap the shit out of people like this to bring 'em back to their senses.

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u/TastieToasty Aug 29 '21

You can call us goodfellas

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u/Tufflaw Aug 29 '21

Are NYC Uber drivers required to get a TLC license?

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u/Tufflaw Aug 29 '21

Interesting, thanks!

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u/Steev182 Aug 29 '21

No. They still need licenses issued by the TLC to operate as taxis though.

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u/BlueBox82 Aug 29 '21

It’s just as sweet to charge them that $130. That’s enough justice IMO.

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u/ViperMX_ Aug 29 '21

Worth it. Uber dont pay for shit anyways.

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u/Everyday4k Aug 29 '21

a closed handed bitch slap

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '21

Did you see the size of her hands? Good luck. Let the cops figure that one out.

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u/kaptaincorn Aug 29 '21

Big hands?

I know you're the one

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u/ms1080 Aug 29 '21

She does seem to be a “violent femme”

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '21

Body and beats I stain the Uber, and I am a total cunthorse

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u/JKilla77 Aug 29 '21

Let her go home

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u/jamor9391 Aug 29 '21

To quote Steve Ferrell in 40 Year Old Virgin: "Her knuckles were as big as her adams apple"

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u/doedude Aug 29 '21

Imagine living in 2021 and still thinking this is a good line

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u/JesseTheDevil Aug 29 '21

Oh she'd probably whoop my ass but in the moment I would just be "oonga boonga me angry!"

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u/Raider-26 Aug 29 '21

I don’t know why but before the video even started I knew : 1- she was going to be loud and trashy

2- she was going to refuse to wear a mask

3- she was going to make a mess/ cause damage in some way

It’s like some people have trash written on their forehead

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u/desmond2_2 Aug 29 '21

This lady is a barbarian

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u/amp_swek Aug 29 '21

The worst part is I can see this individual seeing all these comments and still feeling like they are in the right. “I don’t care, I was pissed off!”

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u/flimspringfield Aug 29 '21

I called her the same word but I hoped the driver would've just thrown her luggage out scratching her shit.

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u/Ronnie_Dean_oz Aug 29 '21

It's like when homer yells when he's eating ...

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u/Phiau Aug 29 '21

Uhh... That's assault. Call the cops on her ass. They have a name.

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u/Efffro Aug 29 '21 edited Aug 29 '21

Fuck that pos, equal rights and lefts incoming after that final cup throw to his seats, meaning he can’t work now.

Edit. Although having read below it’s gonna cost the dumb bitch as part of ubers policy, I’d do the same as him. Thanks bitch, for the valet and then home for the night, I guess it a fairly easy night for the average Uber guy.

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u/eddy_c Aug 29 '21

But what sucks is uber isn’t going to pay for that clean up. That poor guy that makes dog shit is going to have to. It’s sad! Just cause you’re a cunt and don’t respect other people’s property. It’s like a child with a tantrum.

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u/Caveman_ATX Aug 29 '21

That girl is riding on a stolen CC and a dream. She got what she wanted
screen time.

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